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Feb 03, 2023•6 min
A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less competitive so she can attend board game night in peace. With a change in perspective, stains on the carpet can be decoration. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.su...
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 5 min
A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York. Then I am joined by adult film star Kazumi to talk to callers about their fear of holding babies, faking your death, and advice on talking to girls. Check out the full episode with Kazumi on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/UIkfLsjhZpA Go pet a cat. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available n...
Jan 29, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens. Vlogs are like nature documentaries of humans. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HER...
Jan 25, 2023•59 min
I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos. Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too. Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.com I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: th...
Jan 22, 2023•3 hr
After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance. Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness. Life is short. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPP...
Jan 18, 2023•1 hr
A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this. Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her. Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD A...
Jan 15, 2023•1 hr 2 min
A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19. Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life. DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapyg...
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 2 min
A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order. Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother. Gasoline smells kind of good in a weird way. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the...
Jan 08, 2023•1 hr 7 min
A caller tells me how his addictive personality is currently fueling his desire to spend all his disposable income on hook ups with prostitutes. Then a caller from Germany expresses concerns over her boyfriend using Instagram too much, and a final caller keys me in on their niche obsession with 9/11. Wasn’t that party wild last night? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: t...
Jan 04, 2023•59 min
A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather. Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money. Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com S...
Jan 01, 2023•58 min
A caller tells me how a bible study trip resulted in a persistent feeling of anxiety about the world ending. Afterwards a caller gets caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend and her mom, and a student from Germany calls in the middle of the night to reflect on how his rough childhood inspired him to teach children about emotional vulnerability. Don’t do anything I wouldn't do. Or do. I’m not your mom. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around ...
Dec 28, 2022•58 min
A man and his girlfriend reflect on a very impressive feat involving a McDonalds cup, a delivery truck, and explosive diarrhea. Then a health care worker tells us what he’s learned from working in a hospice, a man struggles with being shamed by his social circle for his fetish for being cucked, and a final caller debates what cut of pizza is the best while his wife writhes in pain from labor contractions in the background. Leave some crickets out for me this holiday season. I am a gecko. Tickets...
Dec 21, 2022•1 hr
After a hard time living with her extended family in the hopes to save money, a caller reevaluates her options to move away after her uncle tells her she’s a disappointment. We also learn a lot about working at Target. It was a good call. Then after verifying that I am not a cop, a mother and son tell me about their recent family bonding experience at a strip club, and a final caller reflects on this episode’s calls while saying a bunch of stuff about capitalism. Happy Hanukkah. I am a gecko. Ti...
Dec 18, 2022•1 hr 1 min
A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose. Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member of their Dungeons & Dragons campaign passes away. How do I get rid of a pimple on my left cheek?...
Dec 14, 2022•57 min
An active member of the “adult baby community” calls in to talk about this taboo subject, which involves daddys, diapers, rattles, and more. If you’ve ever wanted to know what goes on in a convention hall of adults pretending to be children…this is the episode for you I guess. Later a caller tells me how spending Thanksgiving in a mental hospital resulted in a much healthier perspective on family, and a guy chats with me while passing kidney stones. Movies are more user friendly books. I am a ge...
Dec 11, 2022•1 hr 2 min
A new mother tells me how her family’s therapist ended up adopting her child with little questions asked. Now after gaining some distance from the process, the caller starts to rethink the situation. Then two guys seek advice on how to successfully perform pranks in a Walmart, a woman wonders whether or not her fears of her boyfriend cheating on her are warranted, and a guy who attended one of my live shows tells me about a romance that formed between him and another attendee. Roll a 3 or higher...
Dec 07, 2022•1 hr 1 min
An actual licensed therapist calls in to tell me why he doesn’t like this podcast…and we eventually find some common ground over this extended conversation. Then a final caller seeks advice on how to start a bug themed podcast despite knowing absolutely nothing about bugs. I think it is a really good episode. Send me pictures of very juicy oranges on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapyge...
Dec 04, 2022•1 hr
After years of working in her parent’s Chinese restaurant with no pay ever since she was a small child, a caller tells me of the difficulties she fears will arise if she goes against her parent’s wishes and pursues her own goals. Afterwards a caller tells me how he tricked several people by starting a fake bakery, a caller fears his entire identity is centered around working at Microsoft, and a caller starts to see the negative side effects from habitually pulling his hair out. Plastic plants ca...
Nov 30, 2022•1 hr 2 min
A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted. Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays. Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko. NEW GECKO MERCH: https://www.therapygecko.com/ LINK TO GUATEMALA VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
Nov 27, 2022•1 hr 1 min
A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups. Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watching porn ended in a messy break up, and a final caller pursues legal recourse after being fired from her job. Is it too late to show up to the Macy’s Day Parade with a giant gecko balloon? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT H...
Nov 23, 2022•1 hr 2 min
A caller describes her reasoning for temporarily living in her car, which we find out is a complex web of pros and cons. Then a guy confesses his sexual attraction to curtains, a caller asks how to get her co-worker to stop using her like a therapist, and a couple attempts to “sexually negotiate” with each other. Afterwards I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who is on vacation alone in Cancun. DM me a screen shot from your favorite movie on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Link to full Cancun ...
Nov 20, 2022•1 hr 11 min
A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences. Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole. Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko. Tickets for m...
Nov 16, 2022•56 min
A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her. Afterwards a self-described shut in tells me how his isolation has started to get in the way of his life, a caller believes their life might be a scripted TV show, and a final caller is stuck on a rock…in a river…alone. I hope I can be a gecko and talk to people on the phone for at least 7 more years. I am...
Nov 13, 2022•1 hr 5 min
A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice. Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their struggle with saying no to people, a guy struggles to make sense of a coworker’s sexual advances in their workplace, and an aspiring rapper plays me an original song that got him fired from his day job. Google says there are 20 quadrillion ants in the world. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko liv...
Nov 09, 2022•1 hr 3 min
A caller tells me the story of how he was kidnapped for ransom at the age of two in Iraq. Afterwards I speak with a tattoo artist living in Tokyo who felt inspired to call me after an acid trip, then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE in Nashville about how they overcame addiction and are starting their first day of work at the Hard Rock Cafe. Also I finished up my live show tour over the weekend and I am very grateful to the folks that came out. I’ll be doing more cities + going international in 2...
Nov 06, 2022•1 hr 7 min
A caller believes he has achieved a greater understanding of humanity’s creator by creating a clay figure of himself and observing the figure live a life that the caller has envisioned for him. I promise it will make sense when you listen to it. Afterwards a caller discusses the trouble she has in dealing with her dementia patients, a European caller struggles to deal with a stalker, and a final caller navigates her attraction to older men. I am writing this description on the toilet. I am a gec...
Nov 02, 2022•1 hr 4 min
I am joined by the talented producer and DJ Alison Wonderland to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a pilot battling a DUI, an animator with unwavering imposter syndrome, a man who worships Taco Bell, a mother at the end of her rope with her unmotivated son, and other calls too. Calls start at: 14:27 More Alison stuff here: https://alisonwonderland.com/ Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUP...
Oct 30, 2022•1 hr 35 min
A caller tells me about the guilt he is feeling for reporting a local vape shop to the authorities for selling marijuana products. We discuss if there is anything he can do to rectify the situation. Afterwards a caller explains how some intense accusations about him and his teacher are affecting his chances of getting into college, a man on the roof a chicken hut fills me in on his sexual attraction to spaghetti, and a final caller tries to navigate a Friends With Benefits situation. Don’t say “...
Oct 26, 2022•59 min
A caller tells me how living much of his life in virtual reality over the past 3 years has caused him to go from being a confident extrovert to lacking any real life social skills. Afterwards caller’s grandpa accidentally films his sex tape on a family vacation, a caller shares concerns over rumors about her childhood friend’s sexuality, and a caller tells me about how an activity known as “monkey time” has brought his friend group closer together. Then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who’s stud...
Oct 23, 2022•1 hr 12 min
