A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this. Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her. Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD A...
Jan 15, 2023•1 hr 2 min
A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19. Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life. DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapyg...
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 2 min
A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order. Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother. Gasoline smells kind of good in a weird way. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the...
Jan 08, 2023•1 hr 7 min
A caller tells me how his addictive personality is currently fueling his desire to spend all his disposable income on hook ups with prostitutes. Then a caller from Germany expresses concerns over her boyfriend using Instagram too much, and a final caller keys me in on their niche obsession with 9/11. Wasn’t that party wild last night? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: t...
Jan 04, 2023•59 min
A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather. Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money. Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com S...
Jan 01, 2023•58 min
A caller tells me how a bible study trip resulted in a persistent feeling of anxiety about the world ending. Afterwards a caller gets caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend and her mom, and a student from Germany calls in the middle of the night to reflect on how his rough childhood inspired him to teach children about emotional vulnerability. Don’t do anything I wouldn't do. Or do. I’m not your mom. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around ...
Dec 28, 2022•58 min
A man and his girlfriend reflect on a very impressive feat involving a McDonalds cup, a delivery truck, and explosive diarrhea. Then a health care worker tells us what he’s learned from working in a hospice, a man struggles with being shamed by his social circle for his fetish for being cucked, and a final caller debates what cut of pizza is the best while his wife writhes in pain from labor contractions in the background. Leave some crickets out for me this holiday season. I am a gecko. Tickets...
Dec 21, 2022•1 hr
After a hard time living with her extended family in the hopes to save money, a caller reevaluates her options to move away after her uncle tells her she’s a disappointment. We also learn a lot about working at Target. It was a good call. Then after verifying that I am not a cop, a mother and son tell me about their recent family bonding experience at a strip club, and a final caller reflects on this episode’s calls while saying a bunch of stuff about capitalism. Happy Hanukkah. I am a gecko. Ti...
Dec 18, 2022•1 hr 1 min
A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose. Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member of their Dungeons & Dragons campaign passes away. How do I get rid of a pimple on my left cheek?...
Dec 14, 2022•57 min
An active member of the “adult baby community” calls in to talk about this taboo subject, which involves daddys, diapers, rattles, and more. If you’ve ever wanted to know what goes on in a convention hall of adults pretending to be children…this is the episode for you I guess. Later a caller tells me how spending Thanksgiving in a mental hospital resulted in a much healthier perspective on family, and a guy chats with me while passing kidney stones. Movies are more user friendly books. I am a ge...
Dec 11, 2022•1 hr 2 min
A new mother tells me how her family’s therapist ended up adopting her child with little questions asked. Now after gaining some distance from the process, the caller starts to rethink the situation. Then two guys seek advice on how to successfully perform pranks in a Walmart, a woman wonders whether or not her fears of her boyfriend cheating on her are warranted, and a guy who attended one of my live shows tells me about a romance that formed between him and another attendee. Roll a 3 or higher...
Dec 07, 2022•1 hr 1 min
An actual licensed therapist calls in to tell me why he doesn’t like this podcast…and we eventually find some common ground over this extended conversation. Then a final caller seeks advice on how to start a bug themed podcast despite knowing absolutely nothing about bugs. I think it is a really good episode. Send me pictures of very juicy oranges on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapyge...
Dec 04, 2022•1 hr
After years of working in her parent’s Chinese restaurant with no pay ever since she was a small child, a caller tells me of the difficulties she fears will arise if she goes against her parent’s wishes and pursues her own goals. Afterwards a caller tells me how he tricked several people by starting a fake bakery, a caller fears his entire identity is centered around working at Microsoft, and a caller starts to see the negative side effects from habitually pulling his hair out. Plastic plants ca...
Nov 30, 2022•1 hr 2 min
A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted. Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays. Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko. NEW GECKO MERCH: https://www.therapygecko.com/ LINK TO GUATEMALA VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
Nov 27, 2022•1 hr 1 min
A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups. Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watching porn ended in a messy break up, and a final caller pursues legal recourse after being fired from her job. Is it too late to show up to the Macy’s Day Parade with a giant gecko balloon? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT H...
Nov 23, 2022•1 hr 2 min
A caller describes her reasoning for temporarily living in her car, which we find out is a complex web of pros and cons. Then a guy confesses his sexual attraction to curtains, a caller asks how to get her co-worker to stop using her like a therapist, and a couple attempts to “sexually negotiate” with each other. Afterwards I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who is on vacation alone in Cancun. DM me a screen shot from your favorite movie on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Link to full Cancun ...
Nov 20, 2022•1 hr 11 min
A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences. Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole. Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko. Tickets for m...
Nov 16, 2022•56 min
A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her. Afterwards a self-described shut in tells me how his isolation has started to get in the way of his life, a caller believes their life might be a scripted TV show, and a final caller is stuck on a rock…in a river…alone. I hope I can be a gecko and talk to people on the phone for at least 7 more years. I am...
Nov 13, 2022•1 hr 5 min
A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice. Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their struggle with saying no to people, a guy struggles to make sense of a coworker’s sexual advances in their workplace, and an aspiring rapper plays me an original song that got him fired from his day job. Google says there are 20 quadrillion ants in the world. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko liv...
Nov 09, 2022•1 hr 3 min
A caller tells me the story of how he was kidnapped for ransom at the age of two in Iraq. Afterwards I speak with a tattoo artist living in Tokyo who felt inspired to call me after an acid trip, then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE in Nashville about how they overcame addiction and are starting their first day of work at the Hard Rock Cafe. Also I finished up my live show tour over the weekend and I am very grateful to the folks that came out. I’ll be doing more cities + going international in 2...
Nov 06, 2022•1 hr 7 min
A caller believes he has achieved a greater understanding of humanity’s creator by creating a clay figure of himself and observing the figure live a life that the caller has envisioned for him. I promise it will make sense when you listen to it. Afterwards a caller discusses the trouble she has in dealing with her dementia patients, a European caller struggles to deal with a stalker, and a final caller navigates her attraction to older men. I am writing this description on the toilet. I am a gec...
Nov 02, 2022•1 hr 4 min
I am joined by the talented producer and DJ Alison Wonderland to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a pilot battling a DUI, an animator with unwavering imposter syndrome, a man who worships Taco Bell, a mother at the end of her rope with her unmotivated son, and other calls too. Calls start at: 14:27 More Alison stuff here: https://alisonwonderland.com/ Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUP...
Oct 30, 2022•1 hr 35 min
A caller tells me about the guilt he is feeling for reporting a local vape shop to the authorities for selling marijuana products. We discuss if there is anything he can do to rectify the situation. Afterwards a caller explains how some intense accusations about him and his teacher are affecting his chances of getting into college, a man on the roof a chicken hut fills me in on his sexual attraction to spaghetti, and a final caller tries to navigate a Friends With Benefits situation. Don’t say “...
Oct 26, 2022•59 min
A caller tells me how living much of his life in virtual reality over the past 3 years has caused him to go from being a confident extrovert to lacking any real life social skills. Afterwards caller’s grandpa accidentally films his sex tape on a family vacation, a caller shares concerns over rumors about her childhood friend’s sexuality, and a caller tells me about how an activity known as “monkey time” has brought his friend group closer together. Then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who’s stud...
Oct 23, 2022•1 hr 12 min
A caller worries how his boyfriend might react to his “major explosive diarrhea” after returning from a work trip. We review his options. Afterwards a caller tells me how she is having trouble breaking up with her boyfriend, another caller is unsatisfied with the reactions they’ve received to their cancer diagnosis, and a couple brings me up to speed on an awkward situation they experienced at the orgy they just attended. Did you know a clam currently holds the record for the oldest living anima...
Oct 19, 2022•58 min
A caller tells me how he is having a hard time forgiving himself for things he did when he was young. Despite him being 25 now, he is still not sure how to offset the problems he caused at the age of 12. Later a caller talks to me about cheeseburgers until he can’t anymore, a caller reflects on their dad and step-mom kicking them out of the house, a guy tells me about his fascination with his cat’s breath, and a final caller tries to make sense of her hatred toward furries. Then I talk to a guy ...
Oct 16, 2022•1 hr 8 min
A caller talks to me about the recent murder of their grandparents at the hand of the 15 year old kid they fostered. Then a mysterious man reveals an alarming truth about foreskins and beauty creams. (You’ll have to listen to this one to believe it.) Later a caller tells me what it’s like working at Arby’s and another caller worries they may be forming a partying habit that’s caused them to lose touch with themselves. Throw a paper ball into a garbage can. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Ge...
Oct 12, 2022•1 hr
I recorded this episode in Washington Square Park in NYC and got some really great interviews with real life people. This is probably my favorite street interview session I’ve done so far, everyone came willing to share very deep things about their lives. These people include a guy who sent a video of him and his girlfriend making love to her ex, a woman who broke up with her fiancé and discovered the meaning of love, a street performer who describes how his life changed after going to jail, a m...
Oct 09, 2022•1 hr 9 min
A caller describes not being able to remember anything from her life prior to a year ago, and how her dissociative amnesia has forced her to rediscover herself. Then we hear from a caller who is questioning reality after a two tab acid trip, a caller who is not sure if she can make friends due to her niche interests scaring away her peers, and a caller who can no longer enjoy his local pizza after tasting better pizza in another town. Draw something in Microsoft Paint and DM me it on Instagram (...
Oct 05, 2022•1 hr 3 min
A caller and I discuss her desire to move to Ireland after the death of her father as a way of getting in touch with the community he came from Then a caller describes how experimenting with a butt plug resulted in a hospital visit, a caller is anxious about meeting her internet friends for the first time, and a guy shares his passion for the backyard wrestling group he’s been involved with for most of his life. Then I talk to a guy who operates tanks for the military as part of a bunch of stree...
Oct 02, 2022•1 hr
