Nikki swears she washed all the manure off her hands from the mulch she picked up while walking Luigi. Nikki and Andrew relate to each other on impulsivity. Now that her home is organized, there is less to complain about. Another positive note, Nikki is starting to care less about what exterior forces think. She and Andrew talk about the pressures of crowd work. Nikki makes a promise about her next special and Andrew promises to never leave a cat in a burning building again. Besties leave messag...
Jul 29, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Nikki's new mic cover stinks and almost makes Andrew puke. Conflict of interest might not be worth it but figuring out if Peter Park is an Fboy totally is! Andrew says he can beat Garret from FBoy Island up. Nikki knows the exact moment she knew that she was not gay. Neil deGrasse Tyson wanted to meet Nikki on the street and she has video evidence. Before getting into the news about massage parlors and snacks from childhood they discuss raw dogging during sex. Andrew shares a long succinct short...
Jul 28, 2022•1 hr 12 min
Nikki is back in studio with Andrew Collin. They talk a little more about her "girl's trip" and ads on a PSA for pilots. Nikki is not miffed about a review Anya sent her on Good Clean Filth. She saw some familiar faces in the green room at Late Night w/ Seth Meyers last week. You Heard It Here First: Nikki and Andrew talk about the behind the scenes moments that were not shown during an intense day at FBoy Island, which you can watch now on HBO Max. Nikki's Reddit Dump has some crystal ball humo...
Jul 27, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Nikki and 8 of her best girlfriends from different eras of her life take a quick trip to the Hamptons for some RNR. Of course, Besties are invited to join them in Cerelina's sunroom as they talk about their friendship over one mic. It gets raw! Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 26, 2022•1 hr
Nikki got to act in a movie this week and thought that Will Arnett was outside her tailer door. Turns out it was a guy named Carl. Andrew points out that she has gone Hollywood and her outfit confirms it... and salacious headlines in tabloids and maybe some other things that happened during this pod do too. Nikki got to meet Andrew's dream guy and he gave her a compliment that felt good. With time for only one voice message in the Fanthrax segment, Nikki gets a surprise call from her BFF. FBoy I...
Jul 15, 2022•49 min
Nikki is back on that Diet Coke sauce. She had so much fun on Conan Needs A Friend but was secretly second guessing herself. Nikki's inner voice is a 7th grade boy and Andrew gets nervous around Frat guys. It's hard to get a group together but Nikki has a trip planned with her girlfriends. Just in time for the premiere of FBoy Island season 2 on HBO Max, Nikki finds a headline that she really likes about it. They play The Blankest Thing I've Ever Done and reveal their "couhlest" moments! See omn...
Jul 14, 2022•1 hr 6 min
Nikki is doing press all over Los Angeles and is a little nervous about being a good guest on Conan Needs A Friend. She had a blast with Lizzy Cooperman. At karaoke they performed a song that no one would expect. Check out some bonus clips from Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?. Nikki and Andrew discuss bailing on people, The Worst Person in The World and if porn can be a retirement plan. Nikki goes through her Reddit Dump and has some great picks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 13, 2022•1 hr 5 min
Nikki and Andrew have polar opposite struggles, one wants less work and one wants more. It is what it is! Never say that about a vagina. Nikki talks about the first time she told her friends she didn't like hers. They talk about the NYC and Los Angeles comedy energies. Nikki makes an astute observation about body image issues we have during sex. You Heard It Here First: The Suicide Lifeline gets a new number in time for Nikki's HBO Comedy Special Good Clean Filth and babies are role models. In T...
Jul 12, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Nikki and Andrew are joined by Aria Thomé STL vocal coach and sound healer as they dig through voicemails from Besties that inspire fun and introspective conversations. Leave us your voicemail: Voicemail Line Visit & subscribe to our YouTube channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 08, 2022•46 min
Nikki invited her vocal instructor/sound healer Aria Thomé (cast of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?) to join the pod. She shares her background and answers all the questions Nikki and Andrew have about being a trans woman and her journey to finding peace within. To learn more about Aria's sound healing services and vocal coaching, please visit her website: ariasound108.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 07, 2022•57 min
After a long weekend Nikki and Andrew share their activities. Nikki did too much but that did not include jumping off a cliff. Andrew binged old movies and went one step too far with something bulky in his pants. Nikki explains a new reason to hate fireworks, doesn't agree with pissing in a pool and doesn't mind a flaccid penis. You Heard It Here First; rudeness on dates, a balance test that tells how long you'll live, Nikki called it, Cameron Diaz "unretires" and Nikki clears the air on a sensa...
Jul 06, 2022•1 hr 13 min
ATTN: We will not have a pod on Monday July 4th because Nikki will be on a cliff. The pod takes off with a cat chat. To not feel shame Nikki wants to be an inanimate object. She's thinking of bringing snap bracelets back but only if they can be recycled. She and Andrew discuss a study about women with higher IQ's than men. You Heard It Here First, holding in your pee on a long car ride is not so bad unless you have no Kegel muscles. Besties helping Besties and one with a dad similar to EJ leave ...
Jul 01, 2022•59 min
Nikki almost ripped her eye out, she wouldn't mind if Andrew became a creepy Stephen King oracle and has a proposal for an iMessage improvement. Andrew wrote a movie once and they both talk about films starring Albert Brooks. Nikki loves the new Elvis movie but hates her mom's plan for a bargain on oral surgery. Addiction is more complicated than you think and You Heard It Here First, so are relationships and oxytocin. Andrew shares his untold dentist story on Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circl...
Jun 30, 2022•1 hr 17 min
Nikki got an affirming text from Bert Kreischer about exhaustion, it took a lot to surive his Fully Loaded Tour. Nikki and Andrew talk about their old family cars and a dream they both have. Andrew tells a story about his Aunt Melanie that might indicate she is super human. Nikki has an epiphany about her family's nature before her and Andrew make controversial statements. You Heard It Here First; Nitrous at the dentist is always a "yes", festivals will make you happy but stuff on the news won't...
Jun 29, 2022•1 hr 13 min
Nikki and Andrew share some tidbits from their time off. Andrew golfed a new record and Nikki went to Columbine twice. Nikki has mixed feelings about wearing a bikini on a comedy tour and Andrew wonders how personal to get with a stranger? Nikki was a little confused with Toronto's sense of humor and nationalism. However, she was too smart for a religious conversion at the Columbine Memorial. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they each talk about fashion trends for their sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
Jun 28, 2022•51 min
Show announcement! We will be on vacation next week. Unfortunately Nikki's airBNB might be a little much. However, she might get the sex tape she's always secretly wanted. The Fully Loaded Festival w/ Bert Kreischer is coming up and Nikki tells Andrew how she feels about being on a tour bus. EJ got the heaviest gift certificate for Father's Day, Andrew might listen to Nikki's advice about being a mailbox and jealousy is nefarious. You Heard It Here First, don't get drunk and try to sell your car...
Jun 17, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Andrew's fingers may have been shaved off and Nikki kinda gets having pride for sports teams after hearing the emotion tied to it. Natalie Garcia of MaeDay Rescue joins to answer all questions about being a lesbian and rescuing dogs. They talk about age gaps in relationships, Sheldon the blind poodle and Nikki reveals that she is getting vetted for fostering a bird named Elmer. Also, you'll never guess who came up with the name of the #whosyourdoggieseries. See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
Jun 16, 2022•1 hr 5 min
Nikki asks Andrew if she can give his expired prepared meals to her mom. They discuss being recognized and Nikki says she has "grandma style" as a daily look. Vinegar might be a good fabric softner but it can't get a face as soft as Andrew's after a shave. Luigi was a good guard dog. Nikki is annoyed about her joke being edited but they celebrate the FBoy Island 2 announcement. They flash back to 1995 and an aggressive Sunny-D commercial. Andrew drops 2 jokes that Nikki heard late. She clears so...
Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 17 min
Nikki went to the gynecologist this morning and had a surprise shadow. Andrew has hot dogs and baked beans on the brain. They try to figure out their last supper, if Andrew will quit his F45 classes and Nikki is bummed about being alone. You Heard It Here First, how to distract a liar, a creepy crawly way to make extra cash and Nikki gives her thoughts on Taylor Swift's imposter syndrome. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about school subjects. Nikki closes the show reading a letter she wrote sucking ...
Jun 14, 2022•1 hr 12 min
Chris Convy of The Courtney Show , E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? and Nikki's LOVER joined the pod. There was a lot of chemistry going on. We learn about chasing bodies and door etiquette. They share stories about seeing their partner in a different light, being telegenic and behind the scenes of the podcast. You Heard It Here First, Nikki might have Witzelsucht syndrome and this podcast might be a band or a family. Or both? After discussing important "shower leans" they hear a voicemail ...
Jun 10, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Nikki and Andrew try talking slower for a change and reveal why they talk fast. Nikki does not want any sort of editing done on her photos and she likes a forced excuse. In the Besties Being Guesties Nikki reconnects with a long lost Spring Break buddy from the "Alabama Boys" Daniel Burson. They help each other fill in the gaps about meeting for the first time about 20 years ago. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew discuss long term relationships, commitments and not wanting the party to end....
Jun 09, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Nikki is cramping and cried on the toilet last night. She and Andrew talk about role play and why Andrew's girlfriend likes his new "facial haircut". They review the latest episode of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E!, Nikki is not proud of exploding at her parents and they have a good laugh about Andrew having to meet Bobby Flay while wearing Nikki's clip on bangs. You Heard It Here First, Nikki got her phone stolen but doesn't care too much and a majority in the room would eat poop to look youn...
Jun 08, 2022•1 hr 11 min
Nikki's long time best friend Taylor is in town and joins her and Andrew in studio.They talk a whole lot about stealing and freight trains. Nikki wonders why Andrew left her birthday party early. In Fanthrax they hear about a guilty pleasure, a misuse of a deadly word and some fun facts about Pittsburg. In the Final Thought Taylor gives her perspective as the passenger that time Nikki hit a man with her car. Do not miss the video version of the show, subscribe to The Nikki Glaser Podcast Youtube...
Jun 03, 2022•56 min
Happy birthday Nikki! This will be the last one to celebrate, apparently. Andrew writes Nikki the perfect card to uplift her mood because she has been feeling like a "bag of old soup". Andrew noticed some things around St. Louis that aren't making sense. You Heard It Here First, Nikki is going to Europe! the Mona Lisa is kinda overrated and hold a tampon box to get through a crowd faster. They play a twist on Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game. Nikki had an epiphany in therapy and tells ...
Jun 02, 2022•1 hr 13 min
Nikki looked into "praise kink" and understands her preferences a little bit more. She has KBT's but that didn't spoil her weekend at Solid Sound Music Festival and getting closer to Wilco (Please listen to her new favorite song Story To Tell) . You Heard It Here First, there is no template for sex frequency, likes and dislikes are both bad and Nikki enjoyed the new Sheryl Crow doc so much that she is beginning to sound like her. In her Reddit Dump Nikki shares her relatable and funny finds. Che...
Jun 01, 2022•1 hr 10 min
Andrew overcame a hiccup on the golf course that he's proud of and Nikki loved playing guitar for Besties for hours. They talk about work ethic and changing plans last minute. You Heard It Here First, free the nips and don't worry if your partner looks.Voicemails from Besties include a mispronunciation, gay dating apps co'uhls, creepy history and a ball duster! Check out Anthony DeVito's new special for free and get some discounted pod merch until 5/31: podshop.nikkiglaser.com. See omnystudio.co...
May 27, 2022•1 hr 11 min
This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Nikki is reluctant to know what Andrew got stretched this morning that made him feel so good. She did stretching of her own with new bunion splints. Andrew reviews Jackass Forever and his favorite scene had to do with note taking. They talk about torture museums and then about the tragedy in Uvalde County. You Heard It Here First, 'retail therapy' is not therapy and it's ok to take your ex's stuff if you really ...
May 26, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Andrew confesses to be a "Maxinista" when Nikki notices his polka dot socks. Despite covering her eyes and wearing Airpods most of the time Nikki liked Top Gun Maverick and found a new hot actor from it. Nikki is working to change her banana shape with a new alignment coach who knows her kind. You Heard It Here First, STEM is not the same as the cells, David Cronenberg might be a Bestie, Nikki really liked Adam Sandler's speech at NYU and what are all the thespians to do? In Reddit Dump Nikki br...
May 25, 2022•1 hr 14 min
Nikki's hair care routine is several steps longer than Andrews. By the end her hair smells like a creamsicle and goes perfect with a new hack she learned for bottom lashes. Andrew goes through why he got off anti-depressants as Nikki is feeling all emotions all at once. She shares what she learned from her Sam Harris meditation about physical responses to feelings. You Heard It Here First; around the web people are putting their heads in hangers, taking bad couples photos and musicians are calli...
May 24, 2022•1 hr 19 min
Nikki and Andrew think renting bowling shoes is useless and a money scheme. Nikki is thinking a lot about people committing to stuff that doesn't work. She and Andrew have very different experiences at first Frat parties but no regrets about it. A news story prompts a pitch for Amber Alerts. In an extended Fanthrax segment they hear from Besties about going to shows alone, a co'uhl, birthday feelings, the weight of a soul and setting boundaries with a mom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
May 20, 2022•1 hr 17 min
