#250 Bowing Up

on Air's scary. Yeah, it's scary to wear colors for boys. Yeah, depending on the color. But I really don't give a shit anymore. It doesn't it's just I don't know. I like the mustard. Oh god, this Mike thing that I just put on smells like, oh my poop literal literally no, I mean really, and it looked dirty. I'm gonna I mean, it's from Amazon, so it's not like I can't really do anything about it. It's probably from people that it's bad, right,

Like it's on my hands, it's poop. So I got these new mic covers that are I got pink my covers. Look at Andrews online. It's bright and beautiful, and then the one that I just I mean I took I took it off because it's not like poop, but it was not its right. I know. I was just watching We were just watching Nathan for You the other day because I was telling the show Um not the New One day, I was watching Nathan for You, like his first comedy Central, which I think is one of the

funniest things ever. You watched that, right and just starting I haven't watched the rehearsal. Yeah, I haven't watched that, but the first episode is um the one where that he's at he's trying to make an the yogurt shop. He's trying to go in and improve their business. So if you haven't seen the show, Nathan for You is like, it's kind of like The Profit. If you know that show on MSNBC, which is one of my favorite shows ever.

Um Marcus Lamonis on that show goes into companies and like invest in them, and Um gets equity in the company and then he like totally revamps it and he's he's about the three piece people, product and process, and we would always add a fourth and say pussy, but Um, he wouldn't appreciate that because he's a good man man. I love he loves you know. I see him liking a lot of your posts and stuff. He's yeah, well, I was such a fan of his and then for some reason he found out I was a fan of his,

and then he became a fan of mine. He almost came to see us that one of our shows on the road. Um, I think in um in Florida, he had like has a home there. He's he started camping Worlds. That's who he is. If you've never seen the Prompt Profit on MSNBC, it is such a touching show. And why I love Marcus Lamonis is that he he cares

about people. Like he'll go in and like just completely um It'll be like a father sub business and there will be just like they've not talked in years and they've never hugged and they you know, and he just gets in there and he like has them connect. He he just is like really emotionally like he's emotionally focused, but also completely business minded and always doing the right thing and never budging on like no I want fifty one and they're like, I will not give you fifty

one percent of my pie business. And he's just like, well then your pipe business is gonna fail because I'm gonna save it. And he does good for the people, but he also wants to make a profit because his name is the Prophet, which is a great name for a show because it's like a prophet as in like pr oh yeah um mannerisms and so hand up hers and so he um put on one episode, I love it so much. He goes into this like I don't know if it's like a it's like a kayaking company

or something. They like make kayaks or like water sports boards or something like that. And the guys were the kiss because ever one of them is like a radio DJ who would like talks like this. It is one of those like Morning Zoo guys, but he's like misogynists like Morning Zoo. A kayak could talk, it would sound yes, yes,

a sea do. If a sea Do was sentient, it would be this idiot and sorry, come on, well yeah that was a little don't come on, please let turn so left turn on a c into a manatee, arrested all over. So um, he's sitting there with this and by the way, the production that goes into these places like he has a whole production team. So they fly to this place and they do a whole Nathan for he was coming out. They fly into this air like so I just watched that show a lot. Actually, you know,

so much goes into even before they start. He walks in the doors like they I discovered this place? Who wrote to me? He kind of talks like this, and they're looking for uh dollars and it feels like shark tank with heart exactly. Yes, so like dolphin tanks. Are dolphins have heart? Seal? Well, I don't know if they have heart. They're just they're just corny. I don't know if they have like heart, though they like to do that. You ever hear that joke, how do you how do

you dolphins? Yeah, it's like trying to put in the butt or something. Yeah, it's from It's from my special. So he went. He goes to this one place and they've put I just know they put so much money into already getting there and everything. And it's a whole episode. I mean, it's an hour long that they devote to like one company and sometimes they split it two different companies per episode, depending on how mch footage they guess get.

But he gets in and he's sitting across from this guy and this guy's like, they're just meeting for the first time and he says something about women. Like He's like, yeah, they're just you know. He was like, I listen to your radio show and I think it's a little misogynist. And he's like, well, yeah, because women are holes. He says something grows about women, and Marcus just goes, well, we're done here, We're done. There's no negotiating, there was

no like let's make this work done. Like the second he heard this guy was in misogynist and just said something gross. He was freaking done. And the other night my dad did the same thing. My dad told me yesterday that he went to UM. He was like hanging out with after tennis with like people that he plays tennis with. And of course my dad brought up the January six hearings and he was like, I'm looking forward

to watching those, and he was just trying. I know, he doesn't agree politically with everyone in his group and he knows that too, And I was just like, Dad, why would you bring that up? But because he is looking forward to get in their heads. Love dirty. I don't know, I don't know. Anything about us. Love is there. I know that they do that when they hit things, you think there. I just love that t in his name. And so my dad said, up, excorry about these January

six hearings. And you know, of course, one of the guys was like, that's a bunch of bullshit. It's a you know, the you know, it's a clown show and blah blah, and and he said something about like my dad told me yesterday. The guy was like, Nancy Pelosi is a fucking vampire, just old bitch woman. And he was like if I would have been there, I would take a ship on her desk, and or my dad say something, but what do you think about the the

insurrectionists taking like smearing feces everywhere? Does that something you do you support? And they were like, well, if I was there, were taking a shift on Pelosi's desk. And my dad just got in his face and goes, well the fuck you fuck you left and almost got enough fight.

It was like scary to even see my dad get that mad, like we enacted it for me and I was like, y, so is he investing or no, yeah, no, that's fucking when you I have friends that I know don't so you know you're gonna You're not gonna get what you want. When he said I brought up to January six, and I, oh, did they change their mind? Are they on your side now? Is that what happened? Do they see things your way? I just can't help himself.

And um, but he just was like then fun, like he got so mad and my dad rarely loses his temper. And he said that he was in his car just like adrenaline pumping, like he was like he wanted to like storms dress so angry that Yeah, sure, stress like your heart is racing and stuff that is not good healthy, not good, I know, like not not Yeah, maybe need me to fight? Tell you j you could always text me and all, what would be your move to fight someone? Club? Yeah,

he's one of the ones. Are you foreshadowing? No, baby? I mean I could throw hands. Yeah, I mean I could really like knock someone out. It's like I can knock a lot of people out. Probably people I could beat up pretty easily, especially an old man. Yeah. What about Garrett if you would have been Peter Park? Oh, good question for the first punch. I think I could hold my own with Garrett. But he's a strong he's a big dude. How how tall is Garrett compared to you?

Garrett's six three four. Yeah, he's athletic. He played college. You were right, Noah when you said he should do w w e. Oh my god, looks the part of it. If he put on another honestly, probably put on another twenty pounds of muscle and yeah, but he could. He gives the face of a villain. He looks like the die hard villain guy, right, Yeah, blondhaired dickhead. Yeah. Um, he is a nice guy. I like it. I know. I mean, he's he's an F boy, but he's he

is a nice he's insane. And there's just something about the F boys I gotta say that makes me like them almost more than the nice guys, because they're honest. I just like there's someone that saying you're a piece of ship is like kind of there's something Okay, well, thanks for letting me know. Also, they get rewarded for it. Why would you stop? That's you know what I mean saying,

why would they ever pick an F boy? And I was like, they were like, if the point of the game is like getting the most, like if you want to get the money, then why would you pick anough boy and like because they're attractive? Like that's that's the dilemma here is that we can't stop being attracted to guys that we know are bad for us. It's what is the allure there? But low self esteem women have most people have low self esteem. And I know he's laughing. I of how you just like went right into it

self esteem. You would never want someone who didn't want you, or seem to be like not trusting or not to be trusted, or seemed like he was maybe going to have a linger, a wondering. I you would never be attracted that if you didn't feel like you actually didn't deserve love, and the thought that they could actually fuck better than a nice guy, Like does that go through

your head, like, oh, he'll suck me better? Because I mean maybe it's a I don't think women are really that dead because I have known so many girls who stay with guys. I mean, we were talking this week in the girls group, and they were stories shared of of girls being in such longing pain for guys who who in retrospect, they were like they fucked terribly and they were looking to secure them. So it's a guy,

girls aren't as motivated. But I'm not saying it's not every not every woman is the same, but women are not motivated by like he probably focks good like. I think that maybe those go hand in hand of like a guy who focks more is probab like good. So a guy who looks more is probably the one that's more of an F boy. But um no, I don't think it's something. And then we'll put up with terrible sex for a guy that is avoidant if they're a

girl that's anxious attached. And this gets back to attachment theory. It's got a fun to play the game, Like someone was just saying, it's fun to watch dating shows and to play who what kind of attachment style do these people have? And pretty much every F boy is avoidant and most of the nice guys are anxious, and then there's this other one that's called fearful anxious. There's all like different kinds. But it was really on the show, yeah he he, Oh my god, how painful was that

rap from Dwayne after Brandon tried to do one. I mean, Brandon had like a whole thing planned that he didn't need to bring everyone out into this foyer to do it like it was. He could have just done it to me, wasn't handing out CDs in Times Square like music? Yeah? Um? And then Dwayne gets up to give one, and that was I honestly think it wasn't as painful as they they edited less painful. Think it looked less because it just was so uncomfortable to watch anyone go like, well

I want to do it. Sometimes I just see men become little boys, like that is a little boy thing to do, of like he's doing that, Well I'm going to do it and not being aware that, like everyone knows you're desperate right now, But sometimes they just have blinders on of like what they appear to be. Where are you guys when these parties are happening far far away? Yeah? No, well there there is there. Yeah it was it was

closer because the boy's house was closer. This time. They kept me me and everyone was just way farther away. So to get to the boy's house, we had to drive like fifteen minutes every day from where we were staying. And yeah, I'm trying to think if we ever went to one of the late night parties because the control room you can go to there's a control room right off of the um actual house at NASA. Yeah, cameber four,

He's he's crying, came four rock. And I'm going to do that next season because I feel like I missed so many things that would have helped me interact with them later on if I could have just been witnessing it and not just heard it from the producers or from the girls themselves, like, um, there's things like, yeah, sorry, there was a TV show about like the behind the scenes of The Bachelor of the Unreal Yes, that was

so good. Maybe you guys it was a scripted show behind the scenes, and I hear they, um Sanders kind of thing. Yeah, and I think I think I watched like two episodes and it was before I worked behind the scenes in reality, but I remember it being very accurate and hearing from reality show producers that it was very accurate. I think the hard thing is is the

Larry Sanders. It's like a behind the scenes of a scripted show, so it seems like a reality show behind it, but a reality show to then do, really, Sanders is not a scripted show. Talk shows aren't scripted more formatted, yeah, yeah,

more formatted. I guess what I'm saying is like it counterbalances the format aspect that behind the scenes, but the scene behind the scenes of reality show is so much you learned so much about the reality shows aren't at what it looks like and in all the drama that's going behind the scenes of a reality show of like you know, I have to say, everyone that works on a reality show, just like the people that are the subjects of it, are in this like paradise where nothing

else matters just as much as the main people on it, Like our lives are about what's going on with Louise Merrison Mia. You don't age when you work on those shows, like in your mind, like time it's a camp, it's summer camp for adult there's no news going on, there's no there really is nothing else going on except that world.

And it's such a and you can get wrapped up in it and all you talk about is is that old And so the people that you connect the most with are the ones that also care about this world as much as you do. So it just becomes really incestuous, like just how you were and when you leave, you're just like what do I what what matters outside of this, like I forget what I do normally. It's like the movie The Beach. Did you ever see that? I never saw it with Leonardo DiCaprio. Do you think he's hot?

I did when Americ Romeo and Juliet was when I was like, something's going on downstairs and I could not stop thinking about him, and like that's when I knew I wasn't gay, Yeah, because before that, all my friends like boys before I did, and I was like, what's going on, Like what's the hold up? What's happening? And it was eighth grade and I was just like I cannot stop thinking about this guy. And that scene where he puts the covers over his head and he's like

like they're oh my god. He is he back in the day though, like if you were a lesbian, he would be just the side of like he looked like a female. Yeah. He was a boy still then too, and I was eight, but there was just something about like I and then Tantanic too was just like that one two punch of Leo was like I couldn't handle it. I was so into him and became quote unquote boy crazy. Today, I went to this voice lesson teacher for the Alexander Technique,

which is the thing that I'm doing now. And it was out in the suburbs, out where, far away from us, and she was talking about there's all these like she was like, there's all these kids in my neighborhood and they're slowly becoming teenagers and it's like it's gonna change. They're cute now, but like there's hordes of kids that are all born around the same time. They're gonna become

teen soon. She was like, the other day, I saw one of the boys flip his hair in that way that like that like that flip that she was like. And I was like, oh, yeah, that hair flip. That is like the first moment you as a young girl go. I think I just swooned. I don't, I've never heard of I've heard of swooning before, but I think I just did because his hair. Just like I remember being obsessed with Kent adams ankles in class and just looking

at his ankles and being like, I love him. I mean, the first girl that got tits When you were younger, it was bananas for guys. Every guy would be like, did you hear Tiffany and the gay guys were like pretending to be into it. Well that's what I kind of pretended for a while with my friends, like for a year, because they were two boys, and I was just like, it wasn't there yet. Well you didn't hit

puberty till late. Yeah, maybe that's probably very late. Pubes. Um, let's get let's take a quick break, and we'll come back with more after this. Sally, Alright, we're back. Welcome back to the show. Um, yeah, we're talking about f Boy Island. You met Rob Reiner. You're talking about that. I put on my story. I think my story. I put it on. He's a legend. He looks a lout like my dad. But he's why is that? I don't know, aging Jews with ballad like your dad? Oh my god,

that's what you're gonna look like. Did you look like did your dad look like you at this point in your life? Yeah? I have a little my mom and me. But I'm the older I get the more, I'm just turning a picture of your dad at your age. You must have been like a baby, you know. I probably have a picture. Um, yeah, he was. I met Rob Brighter because I did. They're doing a documentary that Rob Reiner is producing, um, and so I was asked to be a part of that, and so I um. I

met him. It was funny because it was right after Seth Meyers. It was booked like I do, Seth Meyers at three and then Rob Reiner at four fifteen, So it was like right after I finished Seth, I packed up, got in the car, went back to my hotel and they actually were there shooting at my hotel because I was staying there, which is very nice. So they were in a different room and the documentaries about it too early. I don't know. I like, I feel like I don't know if he wants to say that, so I won't

say it. But I've talked about it. D it's about what's your dad's name? Again? No it's not. Wait, hold on, I know your dad's name. Fucking Dr Collins. What does ED not ed? That's my dad's name. Goddamn it. We give me a hint. It's no, it's not, is it? It's Alan. I would have never gotten. I would have never got. Okay, Um, so I yes, So I went right to from Seth Meyers to do that, and we pull up to my hotel and my publicist text who's

waiting there for me? She texted me, um, there's someone here who wants to meet you, who's coming out of the interview before you. So like they're doing a documentary, so they're just stacking their interviews. And Neil de gross Tyson wanted to meet me until he was waiting after his interview so that we would cross paths, and so I got to meet him on the sidewalk. Love of science. He knows about my appreciation for the meta meta verse

about when he's the cosmos. Um uh, he was. He's so flirty with you because he's because my boyfriend was Christmas with me and I had Chris film me. I'm like filmy walking up to meet him, and so Chris was filming, and I immediately was like, my boy is okay, my boyfriend films. So he was really he was flirty with both of us, kind of like and he was saying like how great I looked. He was like this pink outfit like I was, yes, exactly, but he was

really nice and like scientists are. It's so funny when someone is so smart and so you think much more like obviously more intelligent than me, but has an admiration for what I do. You know, like athletes even like look at what I do. You know, musicians look at what we do and are like, God, I wish And I'm like, but you are John Mayer like what why do you appreciate comedy? We're just like saying things like

I don't think he does start talk anymore. But um he had a podcast where he brought on comedians and they talked about science and all that, like he he loves well. He had me to shoot a video where I asked him a question. He forgot to do it. Then he ran back in the lobby was like can you do this really quick? And so he like I held the phone and was like, Neil, tell me, like what what a question about the about space or whatever that I wanted to know? And I just said, is

love real? Yeah? Like what is love? Well? I guess he's going to answer it separately, you know what I mean? But like what is love to a nerve whatever? That rocket scientist? You know, like, what is what is it? Why do we I mean, obviously we have it because we're human beings that need to be taken care of by other human beings. So when you love someone you want to take care of it. So it's all it necessitates that, but um, what is it physical? Look at

the looks at the universe. He understands how small we are, and I'm sure that's got to affect your you're feeling of how insignificant you are, and then how insignificant in love will be like the idea of Dana Carvey had a great bit about Bill Gates being on Jeffrey Epstein's plane in the island and how like what a nerd he was to Like what would he talk to a twenty year old about or like, well, let's be honest, probably fourteen year old about, like what does what how

would he like flirt? Like hey, ladies, Like whenever you see like these really intelligent, like older men who have like you know, these moguls of business and tech or whatever, and then they're like talking to strippers, I'm always just like, what's going on in that convo? I would love to hear?

And he did. He was so data was so funny talking about that, and like how Bill Clinton like what he would say to these girls, like what do these like brilliant men who are just they don't say I don't think Ultimately, I don't think it gets in depth. I think it's more like their horny brain turns on and like you said, when a guy gets horny, he gets stupid. Yeah, so I'm sure you're just like her hair. So I can make fun of them because like they're

so powerful. That's what I Yeah, that's what I love about. When powerful men get horny, they just get stupid and you just go, oh, that's why, like I just they probably don't try to. I wouldn't. I would assume that they probably don't try to impress the girl by showing their intelligence. It's more like showing your wealth and showing your power. I mean maybe they do. Maybe they get into like, hey, you want to see my new fucking

Microsoft fucking photoshop. Yeah whatever, you know, you want to see how good XL is now right now I'm looking at you. Yeah, I can so put in year old body on you. Such a dork. He's such a did you see those photos of him? He's such a fuck, do you? I know? It's it makes me like agree that I love dweebs, like be yourself, love what you love.

But he's kid, he's trying so hard to because he's not even embracing his dumb He's trying to be accepted by Kanye and Kim and even you know the what that Anna Wintour like him just trying to hobnob with celebrities is so gross to me. It's like, go solve climate change. Stop trying to go to the Met Gala. You fucking loser like this. You you have too big of a brain and you're in too capable of doing amazing things to waste your time at the Met Gala. It makes me that's all it is all, It's all

it is. Jeff Bezos. Did you see him when he first started Amazon? He was like this baldy and little guy and now he's dr evil with a twelve pack, and he wants all women and they want to be stars and celebrity. They want to be celebrity athletes kind of ship because they've always been smart. I want to be for ones with athletes, or because they were picked on in high school there don't look to nern with the calculators, smart enough to know that those pursuits are

so stupid, Like that's what I want from that. That's that's the problem is Maybe that's more from them, Maybe like dumb and smart. They end up intersecting at some point like they're so smart that they don't even have to think about how smart they are, so they might they want to be cool like a dumb guy. You always want what you can't have, Like comedians want to be, musicians just want to be You want to be school quarterback Joni Mitchell after mannerism, Um, No, what were you

about to say about? Well? I was going to ask, like with the Elon Musk thing, he's so much smarter than like a typical person, or you know, like what if his strive to connect with celebrities or whatever. What if it's like an idea that we don't even right, that we can't even have a thought about because our brains are not I know, Yeah, I think it's like it's it's it's what nerd. It's like the nerd getting

invited to like the high school party. You know what it's like, as can't hardly wait when that guy the nerd gets to go to the party and he's best friends with Mike Dexter, who's kind of ostracized because Amanda

broke up with him. Where he broke up with Amanda and then that nerd is like, finally, he's so smart and such a cool like kid, um, but like not a cool kid, but like it's just an interesting person that has like interest in hobbies and be smart and suddenly gets sucked into being popular at this party and he drinks the beer and he's like, I can't feel my legs. I can't feel my Everyone's like, yeah, yeah, a nerd that's parting with us. This is your one night.

We'll let you in. That's what it feels like. It's like you're letting us all down. Like, yes, you're nerd, fine, go to things and have fun. Obama does it perfectly. I feel like because Obama is a nerd, but he's cool. Obviously he's the coolest guy ever. But he never fell too hard into like partying with Kanye and partying with Bono,

like he's friends with them. He does a podcast with Bruce Springsteen, but he's he still knows what he is, which is a politician and a person that's supposed to bring people together, and you know, is about something more than do you get away with things because you have that cool fact to the like go to the cool things, have your fun, but don't seek it out and be so desperate. And I don't think I ever got desperation from Obama, even though he does, you know, rub elbows

with the glitterati. I just don't see a desperation in it, he I think. But you could get away with things one video of him, you know what I mean, though, Like Elon can't get away with it because he's just look, he looks like a computer, you know what I mean. Like if Obama looks like a like a cool fucking football, like you know what I mean, Like he looks you can get away. He had better style. Probably he could be at He's had nine kids with like fifteen women.

Somehow it's math Neil de Grass Tommy um so if you're poor and you have like ten kids with twelve different women, you're seen by society. Is such a piece. And he's spun in a way where he's saving the planet like Nick Cannon. He's like, look, if I come in you, we could live on Mars. Like yeah, I would definitely be trying to get knocked up by Elon Musk. If I think about it, you and your kids are going to be He's the number one guy to be

friends with if you want to survive. Whatever the funk is going to befall us like, he's him and Bezos are the ones to know. Why do I see it though? It's him, Bezos and fifteen hot women and every the rest of society can burn. Yeah, you know what I mean? I can see them on Mars. That's what we pursue is is those are the guys that are smart and are able to get all the money, And then what do they want the money for? So they can fuck

hot women? They flew to space. That's not for fucking us, that's not for that's for them to show that we got I got the space. Yes, they're not doing it because one day we'll have space exploration. They're doing it because they could explore more pussy. It's really and someone there was a Reddit question the other day about like why do poor people have the most kids? Like wouldn't if you were poor, like have less kids? And it's

about that. Someone said that it's um because then you have more people to raise money for your family, more people that can work. Well, then there's government subsidies that you get for kids, and lack of education in those communities, so happiness for some families unhappiness if you if you keep having kids, you you're also distracted by the poverty you're living in because if you're having a baby, there's like,

oh there's something to look forward to. Like that's what people do, is like they always want, You want them, you want more, and you want the next thing. It's like, I feel so bad for women who they all they want to do is be moms and then their kids like grow up and then they're like waiting on those grandkids and they're not in control of it anymore. They can't. And some women aren't in control of even having their you know, they'll push it though, oh yeah, you know,

but they don't. They don't know. And I'm kind of like that too, like I don't know what else I want after No, not at all. They have my mom. I think one time I was like, are you going to freeze? Your ex? Didn't have three kids, they'd pressure you more. Sometimes I think about that if my brothers didn't have kids, would you ever get it from because you don't get pressure either. No, they don't even I

don't even think they want me to. Yeah, no, my mom will bring up something like you know and I have another ring or I have, you know, stuff like that. I think, yeah, um, yeah, I'm so glad my parents never have done that. My mom mentioned once about me freezing my eggs and it was so interesting to talk. We have a friend that is going through like fertility

stuff and is getting all the information about it. She found out that at the age of thirty eight, on average, if you're a woman at the age of thirty eight with like a healthy, like on average, your chance of getting pregnant on the day your most fertile, if you get all the common you and like everything is working, what do you think the percentages of that on the most fertile day of the of her month of her cycle that she has her eggs have dropped and they

are ready to be confirmed. What do you think is the chances she'll get pregnant? So what am I ever you ever not getting comed in for? If that's a chance, that three percent chance on the one day on most furtile, Why would I even worry about on a day when I know I'm not even close to ovulating because I track it on my app? Why am I? Why are we pulling out? And I say we as a not

me and my partner, but like as women as a society. Yeah, Like, I like the feeling of becun pretend is a lot harder than anyone makes it out to be because we see so many people getting accidentally pregnant, and that's when these that's when you're in your twenties, but like in your thirties, it's so hard. I feel like I should get a reward for being older and now I get

to get comed in. But but men don't know this, so they're they're terrified, and they should be like you, even if even if there's a three percentage I'm talking about. I checked. I track my cycle, and I know when I'm opulating because I'm just hotter and I'm getting more. I just and I know what my discharges like on my opulating. I'm pretty positive when I'm opulating. So why do I need to use protection on any other day? Or like the pull up method? I don't know, I

would hold. Maybe you print out these stats and put them on your forehead when you're having sex, you know. Swift poster a chart that's a good point under my tailor Swift posters. There's also a proclamation from just the Yeah, and I'm not even just saying it for my Me and my partner do not want kids, and do not would not like that to happen, and do not want to have to ever do anything, uh where we'd have to go to a different state, you know, obviously because

I live in Missouri, but we don't. That's not that's not the thing. We don't want to get pregnant. But with a three percent chance on the day that i'm most if i'm I'm on a day when i'm not, there's no freaking chance. And maybe someone could write me and tell me different. But I think there is something less satisfying about sexual intercourse when you do not have

the full thing, like there's something, there's a reason. It feels good to have it all end up in you, and when it's not in you, it does it feels a little bit like you are not getting to eat the last third of your the food that you like, like you can. You can. You're probably full from two thirds of it because we already have too many, too big of servings in America. So it's probably good to but man, I would like to, Yes, sometimes you want to.

It just feels like there's something missing. And I don't think men understand that because probably men you feel it too. It would be a little bit more gratifying for you as well if it was sin. Yeah, I think there's something. Probably it's something biological, like if you stay in me, that means you love me so much that even if we have a kid, you'll still be with Like I don't know, maybe there's something like subconsciously. Well, there's breeding fetishes.

Have you heard of that. Yeah, it's people that are have a breeding fetish. It's like they just want to get pregnant, like they want to they want to talk about getting pregnant. They don't even a lot of people that have breeding fetishes don't really actually want kids, but they love Their kick is to talk about getting pregnant and getting a bunch of semen in you and like getting What about the porn category where it's like, you know, like secretly coming in her, where they take the condom

off and come in the girl. Yeah, like n C it's called non consensual consent and CC. Yes, yes, so consensual non consent c n C C n C which is Chris Chris's uh actual initials, Christoper Nolan Conby. But C n C is a consensual non consent um which is kind of that same thing too. I've been watching a lot of like and I think I talked about it before, but like doctors, like gynecological exams where the girls like, why do you need to put your mouth on it? And he's like, oh, this is just a

new thing what we're doing. Like I like that, like sneaky p I type in PERV doctor sometimes because I want to see women being stupidly taken advantage of. Do I want them to happen to me? No? Do I want to tap into any woman? No? Do I like imagine I'm like kneel Yeah, I who feel so small in the world. Yeah, it's weird. I know, I'm sorry, I know I love like a son right now? Wait

so yeah, so why right now? I've gotten into so you know when when you watch porn and they start going like, well, we've noticed a lot of your videos include this, maybe you'll check out this thing, this new thing that I like his age gap and I know you're probably into that, but like it's old men with like girls they don't deserve and like the girl being kind of disgusted by it. Why would I like that?

I remember a friend of mine being super into that and thinking it was so weird a girlfriend of mine, And now I totally get it. And now I'm into like watching old men because I like that the old men are like, yes, like this is the greatest thing ever. It's almost like when an old man gets like the car he's thrown to him to, like a car that he doesn't know is his, where they're just like about to start crying and they start thinking about their war

buddies and all the mistakes they've made in life. And Yeah, there's just something about old men being like this is the and this girl just being like god Like, there's something about like when you get laid and as a guy for the first time, you're like pussy, and then you have to wait years later to be like pussy to be excited about it again. Well, I don't like it the opposite. I don't like it when it's an older woman being like I'm giving I'm going to have

sex the younger guy. I don't like that age gap. For me. It has to be like even though I'm not a young woman, I can't even put myself in her shoes. It's almost like, I why would I like that? Then I've been seeing step Mom catch steps on jerking off and then she like enters the room and and then does she tell him like, oh, let me show you how to do it? Is that part of it? Yeah, it's also it's also weird. I want to know about more weird kings that people have because they're so fascinating.

And I have no problem. Anyone could say they have a kink about literally anything to me, and I would as long as it was like not something that they actually want to act on. If we're getting into like non consense stuff, I have no problem with it. And I think I could probably handle anything anyone was into. But there was some Reddit question the other day about like,

what's the weirdest kink you know about? And I think it comes down to like a lot of poop stuff, which brings us back to the poop flavor of yogurt from the Nathan for You episode that we'll never get to because we're getting do the news and that microphone first, It's Wednesday, fast, you know what that means. It is Wednesday. I hope you're want all the swells out there. I know it's hump back today, but hey, I hope you're getting humped on your back out there back you know?

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we did ten. We did ten. I love that. I can't remember, so we have two more weeks about boy. I'm pretty sure. Alright. No, this this is a story submitted by c n C during a month's long Yeah he submitted story to our podcast, Yes through you what really? Yeah? Come on, you'll you'll remember this because I think you're gonna love it. During a month's long investigation of human trafficking, undercover cops went to massage parlors, took their pants off

and allowed themselves to be fondled eight different times. Okay, the undercover cops said, um So police arrested thirteen people. After two officers went undercover and got completely new in Flagstaff, Arizona, and the cops said, I didn't know where to stop it. I was like, well, do you want me to take them off his pants? So she was like, well, your comfort if you want them off where you don't want

oil on them. There was kind of some confusion on that, so I ended up taking them off because that's what I felt like the suggestion was from her. Uh. He went on to explain that he tried to minimize the amount of time the massage parlor employee was fondling his exposed genitals. As soon as I got aroused, I immediately started asking about the money and how much, and like I said, I've never done one of these, so I was fairly nervous, and I didn't know where to stop it.

So I was trying to stop it quickly. So as soon as it got indecent, he wanted to stop it and arresting yes. However, police reports revealed the officer allowed different women to touch him seven more times over the next forty eight hours. He was just investigated. He was just doing a thorough investigation. He was picking up where the Uvaldi cups left off, and he was saying, I'm actually gonna be um. I mean, this is insane um. And is he being charged with anything because he did too?

Did um? I didn't, it's not in the article. It's so sad when these women get arrested at these places like they're doing anything wrong. They're always trafficked, and then even the people that are trafficking them are probably trafficked. I mean, it's just like such a it's it's so sad when hookers get arrested like they're doing something illegal and the john's even them, like I just I don't know.

We have to discourage it because it does lead to traffic being you know, sex fine, like eventually you have no problems with sex work works. Human trafficking is against people's will like they they're pretty much. But if it were legal, we wouldn't have to have trafficking as much. But then but we live in too Christian of a nation to ever legalize sex work. I think, you know accepted.

Why isn't vegue it's okay? Is it? Yeah? Prostitutions there I think in the counties around How did it pass there? How is that the one place in New Orleans California and in Vegas, in California or like it's not it's not like a crime. All I know is I'd love to see this guy's report. He's like so after the fifth time, I just didn't know how in the world is this guy coming that much too? I mean, he didn't go eight times in one day he did. Yeah, it was like seven times forty eight hours time. Oh

maybe he wanted to get more women kept forgetting his sunglasses. Um, yeah maybe, but like also that's a young I feel bad for the seven woman in her hand must be exhausted. I mean, I we were talking about this this weekend, actually about these like my friend actually got assaulted in China when she went and got up a massage there and the woman like stuck up finger upper us and uh, she like couldn't believe it was happening and totally froze.

This is someone who's very like outspoken and like plays by her own rules and like of course, and I have another friend who got her asshole fingered during a massage while she was in Santa Monica, like a nice massage parlor. Also another girl who has gotten into bar fights before because the girl looked at her boyfriend the wrong way, like this girls scrappy as fuck. And yet when you are penetrated, you know, digitally, in the middle

of a massage, you just you freeze. And they she were even after the fact, wasn't able to even like go confront anyone or call like it's such a problem. But I think that so many men. I was talking to my friends this weekend about massage parlors and I was like, all y'all's boyfriends have probably been to it or considered it, or like people you know have been to it because it's so much more ubiquitous. Somebody it's ever gone to a bachelor party has partaken in something

that you don't want to know about. And but the massage parlors what a great thing to be able to cheat on your girlfriend and get a hand job from another woman without really feeling like you did anything wrong because there's never an exchange of like, give me a hand job, I want a hand job. There she touches it and they're all Your consent is that you didn't move and you kind of like didn't go no stop, And so you you feel good about yourself because you

didn't ask for it. This woman just did it to you. You just didn't stop it. So it's almost like lying by omission, where men can cheat and not feel this overwhelming guilt that they've cheated on you because they didn't ask for it. They didn't take their penis and like put it in the woman's face. They didn't do anything. There's just like they are rubbing their leg and then their hand touches it, and then the woman knows, Oh, he didn't move it once I stroked it, so I'll

stroke it a little bit more. Oh, he still didn't move, And so the guy can then come and feel like he did nothing the whole time. Found this place online and it's down in an alley, but he doesn't know how he got there. Oh it's it was totally by say, was recommended by a friend. It was be totally fine. It was underneath down down the street. A little bit envy standing for never something I thought we were going to get there. Another thing from this weekend that made

me interested in this article. Um was a throwback to like drinks and food that we used to eat as kids. Contact Yes, no more taco taco. I've heard this in the news so much. No more taco taco those. So in the article they showed other stuff from our childhood, so I think it was I can't remember if it was Hollow or Taylor. She brought up um orbits drinks. Do you remember, like you had those like little bubbles

in them? Oh? Yeah, they were like okay, so they were shaped like Miller lights or like almost like michelob ultras like the bottle and they had little floating little tapiolo and purple like balls of like gelatin, but they were suspended in the middle of the drink so all over it, so it looks like a polka dotted drink. And they were so cool. I don't think they tasted good. Thinking about those sugar drinks where you rip off the

Topez squeezees were so freaking delicious. Plastic after that, plastics. I love those plastic things too. Did you like jawbreaking giant jawbreakers? Because my tongue would believe, Yeah, that would be too much for me, and you couldn't eat it as fast as I wanted to, like they just I was like, what am I fucking Buddhist monk with this thing? Like give me to the center. Remember dunk a ruse?

Those aren't around? Yeah, they saw someone stealing those one time, This first time I ever witnessed someone shoplifting at a target, and I saw a kid who was probably just you know, food insecure, was probably like hungry and like snukim and I was just like, I couldn't believe I witnessed someone like stealing dunk ruse tailor. No dunk rooms are still around. I believe I saw them recently. I love they're gone.

So really, what about the nostalgic Like those cheese sticks that used to come in like little breadsticks that you would dunk into the cheese and you peel back into the red stick. The red stick. No, I don't like those because you would paint the cracker, But like the ones that were almost breadsticks that were like cylindrical and then you diplomatic. Nat is now king man. There's a subreddit called nostalgia, and if you were a child from the eighties that was born in the eighties, go to

subredd at nostalgia and just scroll. You will get whipped in the fucking face with so many things you have not thought of or seen since your child of the nineties too, I promise you will have a blast. My sister and I just sometimes we go on subred ait nostalgia and we'll just send each other things because it's so fun. Dip is still around, I believe man, I

could taste it right now. It's making my mouth water and kind of I didn't like when you would get like you would lick the stick and then you put it in and it would get that powder would get almost too like cottony. It would kind of like, oh yeah, I love the stick. The stick was thet part. I tried to stick sometimes that the powder would be too much. It would just be like chalky chalk in your mouth. I didn't like that. So many things that weren't food

growing up, we had no idea. Just gushers, Well, gushers are to squeeze it's of food. I feel like squeeze it's were so delicious and I love the animation from the cartoons on like the squeeze it face would be like, whoa, yeah, squeeze the fun out of it was their tagline, Squeeze the fun out of it? Um watering. I pop I could eat, but the taco taco okay. So if you were going to a you know, dan to d d

ice cream Truckee. What would you get? I posted on my Instagram recently because they had the whole menu up on Nostalgia from and it was like, what would you choose? And I have times I just go simple, the ice cream sandwich. I think it's simple and you know what you're getting and it lasts awhile. If you like the Chaco taco, I always felt like it was too much of a not kid thing. It felt like it was like for adults. Never I've never had one. I'm sad now.

Oh man, I think there. I think this is And Chris brought this up on his radio show today and I was listening. It might be a ploy to like get it back, to get people to fight for it, and so when they bring it back, there will be this like burst of sales. So like sometimes they talk about things going away, so that pizza taco bell came back, Yes, and apparently that's gone again, like it's out of it's out, it's discontinued everywhere. Um, but if I loved what about

flint Stone's push pops? Yes, like hit them on the counter so you can make them go up and when they stick the and the orange flavor check. Then somebody sticks, even Capri sons. I would stab it like I was like African Sarah Sahara or the bottom people did the bottom let the bottom of that Florida things get weird? Understood why those were so difficult for some children to operate.

I felt like I was like the milk carton sometimes if you didn't have if you bait your nails, very tough to get in there, that last little piece of paper you couldn't get off the milk carton. Man, I'm nostalgic. Chocolate milk, chocolate milk, yeah you who? Or chocolate never did you who? My parents never let me have a weird taste cereals. I mean, if we're going to nostalgia, I mean I could do this is my favorite charms, just like lucky charms. I know those are still around

in those tricks. Cookie crisp never such a kid thing, Yeah, but I always wanted it, but it was just too indulge. I think that's what the Chaco taco is. Oh really, that's what I'm thinking. I think Chaco tacos too rich to like. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It's like a specific like the ice cream sandwich, a strawberry shortcake. Chris told me when he when I showed him the

ice cream truck thing, that he would have picked the baseball. Mit, do you remember those baseballments that had a gunball baseball in the middle of I am to find those to buy for him. So if anyone has a hook up for those, because I think they're only sold in like mass quantities, if someone could buy one and then send it to me, I would I would love you so much because I think that would be a really good gift. His dad owns an ice cream truck. Oh yeah, oh

my god, Oh my god. That is a strong all Right, we gotta go to break. We'll come back with Andrew's short story Circles segment right after this. Alright, we're back and it's Wednesday, so it's our wild Card Wednesday. Um, we do different segments this day. Today's segment is Andrews a sink short story Circles segment. I want to punch that guy. I don't know what it is, perfectly, is he too chipper? By the way, flooding, everyone thinks we're dying. Oh my god, thank you to every bust wrote and

was like, are you guys okay? Yeah, we're okay, but like it has been flooding like crazy apparently. I mean, we got twelve inches of rain two days ago and the record for St. Louis is six or it was like, um, we got seven inches, which was of all summer and one day or something like that. Yeah, and I it's it's insane that my parents cabin isn't flooded. They were like, it just didn't didn't rain south of them, so we

didn't get it. And I'm like, you're gonna get it, Like, just say goodbye to that cabin now because it's coming. I mean twelve the record was eight inches and we got twelve. That's insane. Picture. Oh brother, where are now seen when it floods and they are seen it? I feel like you love that James River Blues. What's that song that's on the brother out. There's sometack that everyone loved. I'm a Man of Constant Sorrow by Bob Dylan. I think everything. I mean, he wrote My Milkshake Brings All

the boys did the original. Okay, what story you're gonna tell today? Um, this is a current not current, but very recent. I usually do like an old school one. Yeah, is it funny like news stories because you compare them to like fighting Little John. You don't. Sometimes I overlook stories. I don't ever tell them to people know they're great stories, news stories. So this is uh. I was on the golf course with my buddy. Jordan's who you've met. He's

like six five. He's from New Orleans. Lightning. I'm worried about Jordan on the golf course because he's so tall and he looks like lightning. But you know, if you know Jordan, he's from Lafayette, Louisiana. He was raised by an alligat and you don't and you don't, okay, so but if you know he was raised by an alligator and a crawfish. This boy is walking pitcom pie. He's fucking manly. He's a manly guy. Worked with his hand.

He worked. I can't say where he works. But he's like, hey, I'm coming up with new search terms for yeah, all right. So he's like a tough man. He's six for big guy hits a golf all three and it's fifty yards. You don't funk with him. You just don't funk with this guy. I wouldn't funk with him, right, you'd work with Garrett, but not Jordan's. I honestly would rather really okay Jesus, because I've seen Jordan throw a putter into the woods and that putter never resurfaced. Like, the guy

gets angry. He has angry issues. If he misses a chip, watch out because you might have a nine iron in your fucking back. Like I've seen him mad alright, and it's like a weird don't tell him the taco taco has been discontinued. I don't want to know what's on the other side of that. I have heard it. It's because of him threatening letters that he wrote with those man hands that are so so um. I played golf with him all the time. I've seen him angry, very

nice guy. Love the guy. Yeah, I'm stick to her. He's a anchorhead. But it makes sense. It's running me a like Anger Management the movie when Adam Sandler just can't control it, you know at times, you know, oh, I've never seen it, but yes, so here he is. He's complaining a lot about just like life, like he feels I feel like he wants to take out anger on something, like you know, whatever it is he takes out on the golf ball, but I really feel like he wants to kill somebody at the time in a

fun way. So mind you. So we're playing golf, and there's a ruling golf where you don't hit into the people in front of you, Like, so let's say there's Yeah, I feel like I don't know anything about golf, but I think that that would be not even a rule. You just know, like, you don't hit into people. That's why you scream four if you accidentally do that, right, Yes, that is what happens. But the reason the thing is, though,

is it gets so backed upon the golf course. If you're twosome and there's a foursome in front of you and there's maybe no one in front of them, they're slowing you down. A lot of the times it's like, hey, man, come and play through us. Yeah, but why don't we want to ask instead of waiting for people to ask you.

I've done that before, Okay, I actually that's my new thing, this this thing of like no. But a lot of times we just become so much of a nuisance behind them that we expect them to let us to go through. It's like, well ask, okay, so go on, I have feeling. I know where this is going. So he's trying to send a signal to these people to let us play through. No no, no, no, no no no. So they're playing a scramble, which they played best ball, so whatever, they

hit the ball to the left. We were talking, we're just bullshitting. Next thing, you know, we don't see them. This foursome, it's four twenty year olds that are all drinking fireball and they're fucking chugging beers and they're so cud. They're like fucking fraternity you yeah, like three months ago, like completely different times. Yes, So they're fucking getting fucked up. Whatever they drive, we don't see them. So I'm like, okay, so it's time for us to drive. You really lost

track of that. You didn't know where they were. We didn't know where they were. We hit. We both hit great drives, like three. They're looking for the they were, so we started driving up and next thing you know, there's one of the guys in their party, the tallest, biggest guy is standing in the fairway looking at us like like bowing up, like he's a fucking spartan, like wanting to fight because we hit into them. One time, and they were so far to the right we didn't

know they were there. So this guy has a club in his hand and he's ready to show his dominance, like three weeks ago, ready to show his dominance. I'm like, this is ridiculously, I'm not about to fight four twenty year olds. I look over at Jordan's this is his bar, mitz, this is his he has never he is foaming. He's like my dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like a rabid dog.

Just like, finally I get the fucking thing out all my frustrations and before this guy can even fucking bow up and like yell at us, Jordan's like, fuck you, why the funk are you? I'm like, oh my god, And I'm just like, dude, I don't want. I don't want. Oh my god, I would love to see the footage of this. You just like the guy, do you do it? Where you trying to stop? I'm just like, dude, it's fine, Like it's all far away? Is this guy? Don't give me?

Like the guy reminds me of remember Naked Gun when the guy gets run over by the slow thing. Yeah, that's so he's it's we're still too far away from Jordan's like, that's how bad he wanted. So the guy is probably waiting for us to get closer, for him to show his dominance and tell us not to hit into him. So we're running, fuck you want, We didn't mean to golf card. The guy doesn't realize that he's

that big closer we're getting. The guy realizes like he's fucking with the one guy, the wrong guy, and the other guy the nice Jewish guys are trying to make peak. So I'm just like, it's gonna be more like we get the guy realizes, like the closer we get like a shark that like he's fucking with the wrong guys. Ship. Yeah, these people are very small far away, it's like a name, yeah yeah, but instead of like cool for ants like that, like he thought you were as little as you were,

but like the closer, it gets as a giant hornets. Yes. So we get there and we're like and Jordan's going, I'm like the guys are already like, oh okay, like backing down kind of deal. Yeah, But Jordan's like, already he's in the middle of it, And are you able to talk any sense into him or is he he's a rabbit dog. He's like a pit bull that has his teeth in. Yeah, he's Kujo, and I'm just like, listen, Kujo,

just relax and he's not listening to me. Are like trying to touch him, like trying to like get like yeah, I'm just like like yeah, And I'm like looking at him like more, are you wanting to just like drop and roll off of this cart? So you have to I was gonna light myself on fire just you wanted to pull a nephew and just put yourself in the front of the cart. This kid and starts another kid starts walking up another one. So now they look like

brothers to me, which I've whatever foreshadow. So he starts coming up. He's like, what the funk man, you're being? Um, what did he say? He said a word that just isn't a good word for a fight, Like you're you're not being reasonab, you're being unreasonable, Like that's a funny thing to say. So Jordan looks at him and he goes, fuck you you backwards. Have your dad's probably a fucking

lawyer coming from money. Meanwhile, Jordan's his parents are important, Like it's been funny for another like Jordan's yeah, like, I'm like, dude, here, but it is good to like just call someone like a little like you're only able to play on this golf course because your daddy bought it for you. I mean, well it's a public course that's like ten bucks to play. So then there's another two guys too, So it's four guys and Jordan's just keeps going and now it's getting really heated, and one

has a golf club in his hand. I'm and I'm the whole time trying to like there any women around. No, no, uh, there'd be probably, I don't know it would. It would have been amazing for you to see this. So then they get in each other's faces, they're about to fight, and finally it calms down. They drive off angry. I'm like, dude, what the funk were you doing? Dude? I was like halfway in. I get why. First it was fucked up, like you shouldn't be bowing up. I'm like, what are

we fucking goats? Like what are we like hitting like like rams like it's all this as always has something to do with so much else. That's why you can't cut people off. You don't know how you're cutting off. So then, um, sorry, one minute, I'll just wrap it up. So we fucking keep playing. We're playing behind them. I see them drinking more fucking beers, like pounding beers. And

we get to the final hole for them. Uh, we were going to keep playing a little bit more and uh but it's the final hole and they're just sitting there with two more guys and there's no reason for there's no reason for them waiting, and they're staring at us. And at this point, I'm finally angry. And now they probably have gone or something. Yeah, you know, I mean like they've I mean, they don't seem like kind, but they were. They keep playing. Yeah, they kept playing. They

shouldn't be waiting. And I'm like, oh, they're waiting. They're gonna want to fight us with another. So finally they go, oh, look at the tough guys. Look at that. I was like, I didn't fucking do ship. Now you're being tough because you have two more friends, and they're like, yeah I did. Finally I had enough. I was like, I'm ready to go.

I'm ready to Jordan back relax Andrew. So then Jordan's talking about his life and you're like, I'm pissed about this life too, so you So now I'm out of a cart and I'm like, I'm like, you know, I was like you were being reasonable. So then they're talking, but Jordan's bowing up again. He's ready to fight again. Bowing up. I've never heard that until this episode, Like when you bow your chest. I get it now, I

get it. Yeah, so he's fucking checko tak. Yeah. But the guy is trying to go to me, goes, look, you're nice, and I'm it's fine, you're short, you're smaller man your friends, and then you would turn to Jordan go fuck you, motherfucker, fuck you, and they're going to you. And then he turned to me and go he shake my hand and be like but you're all right, And I'm like, no, you can't. You can't decipher the two. You can't fuck him, and then not want to with him. Yeah,

I'm with him. I'm gonna fight now too. God. This sounds exactly almost identical to your fight with the guy from some fort, like where you're trying to keep the peace and like fights. I had that other fight in Europe that where I'm trying to keep the piece until until you get pushed over the edge and now you're implicated and now you're unreasonable. Final thought, final thought. The guy goes. They start yelling at each other again. Jordan's

like backwards had bits. Your dad's like like bringing up like it turns into like a rose kind of I'm like, oh, I would actually be really good. Yeah, you like starting to I started writing I was in his ear. And so then the guy just goes to Jordan. He looks at me, goes, you know, but he says, they're like in a weird way, not like screaming. He goes, you know, you just seem like you're retarded, and Jordan's like, what

I'm not, I'm not. It was just like such a weird like like dig where it wasn't like in your face. It was kind of like I know something about you that you don't even know. Yeah. Boy, And if Jordan at all dealt with any kind of learning disability, this is going to be a huge trigger. Who which Who hasn't dealt with any being feeling like you're a little stupid, being held back? Who hasn't? He probably hasn't. This kid

has a mustache and a mullet. He kind of like a probably listen to THEO vonn like that kind of yes, you know, and he wants to fight Jordan's and he's so drunk he's looking past him. I'm like, this kid forgot about that part. This kid will die. Jorge, No, we'll go to jail. Yes, and I would go to jail too. It's like we with Taylor. I'm like, you're gonna get caught. Just don't do this. It is not

worth it. At one point the fight, it is so funny on golf course because it has a golf club and Jorgia that's a like a weapon of like you can murder someone. He's like, yeah, I know. Like it was like I know, like very slow, like the whole thing. So how does this Finally they drive off. Finally they drive off and they're still talking ship like fucking tough guys. But you're cool, you were cool, but fuck you. Is there a part of you that's kind of like yes, no,

part of me what I mean at first? Yes, and then I wanted them to hate me just as much because they were. Yes. So we're driving off and we're playing. We we keep playing a couple more holes and like three holes later and Jordan just looks at me like quiet ladies, just because do I like come off retarded?

Oh baby George, or I was like a little bit yeah, no, no no, but it was just such a moment of like it was very bonding for us, whatever it was, because well he was vulnerable in that moment to be like, hey man, will you'd be honest with And it's so sweet that like all of this really comes from that place of being like I feel less then, because no one really needs to fight unless you feel you're threatened.

Like all that anger comes from, you know, saying boys low self esteem And I'm not trying to Jordan probably hate it, yeah, low self esteem. Like you don't need to do that unless you're trying to prove something about yourself because you think other people think less of you, or you think less of you, and it's going to give you something that makes you feel better. But it's I'm so glad it didn't end in violence? How was it?

How did it not? Because no one would, No one would take the first punch about It's like a baseball fight. Have you ever seen like when they cleared the bench, No one ever throws a punch. Everyone just like look you fuck you. Eyone's being held back the guy, I think, I think because they're about chicken though, like aren't isn't someone? I feel this way sometimes when I'm in relationships of like who's going to be the first to be like

this is over? And then it's like you're both waiting for someone to say that, to be like, oh, is that what you want? Cool? And then you're not the one that's doing it or saying you know. What I'm saying is that the way it is in physical fights. I'm waiting for this guy to punch me. They don't have reason to punch him, but I don't want to throw the first punch because it means that it will beget and also you could go to jail if you throw the first punch. But yes, I do think there's

something involved. And I also think at the core of it, no one really wanted to fight, but the manliness in you to so for lack of a better word, gay, because you get you touch each other, You get to like kind of hug each other. It's it's the only time men touch whether or not you're you're either gay or you're fighting. Otherwise there's like just you hug you like slap each other. When you hug, there's no like into a man in like in the middle of your like I kind of feel good in your arms, like

it feels nice to be touched. My my cousin j D who's now past, but he used to always say that. His bus driver when he was a kid used to be like, if you all don't stop horsing around back there, I'm gonna come back and touch you hard, which just means like hit you, but touch you on, which is like a nice name, but touch you hard. It always made me, But it is funny that we can. Boys can't touch each other unless it's aggressive. Otherwise it's yeah,

you know. There was no ending it other than yeah, I I. You never realize that someone's going to really throw a punch. You guys needs more touches boys. And this is what I learned from f Boy Island. Like Peter thinks, we actually had a therapy session because we did a joke therapy session. That's how starved men are for talking about their feelings. There was a UFC fighter that just won This guy Patty to Batty and he's like blowing up. He's from Ireland, blond hair, blue eyes.

Guy has like a weird hair. He kind of looks like that hair that I had ons from like um waiting for yesh so um, it's so Bobby Flay. That's the football player from Adam's. So anyways, this guy won and his friend killed himself the day before, and his whole speech, I'll show it to you was all about how men should be talked to your friends because I'd rather you, you know, be crying on my shoulder and being dead. You know, like it was like it's really

hard and it's like blown up. Kind of remind me the Logic song and how the Logic song because wrapped talking about those kind of feelings, you don't expect it, so you have c fighter just one the only way

to get through. It's like it's it's on you as a man who was able to access emotion and talk about them, like it's up to you too, Like you come across as a manly man, like it's up to you to put that message out there so that other men feel like it's acceptable, because if they look up to it all, they'll just that's we just got to have more people like that being emotional and um, because man, you just need to hark Doordan next time you see him a little bit longer and like be sincere about that.

Try it. Yeah, yeah, pull his hand on the gulf. Alright, guys, we gotta go. Thank you so much for listening to the show today. Thanks Andrew for that long short story segment, but it was great. Uh when in Luigi he already knows what finished and you're gonna go for a walk, do you know that? Alright, guys, do not be a Russell Terrier.