#238 Roses, That's It

completely worthless? Today? And I guess it's really irregular for him to feel that way coming back from a trip to because he's just go, go go, But this one was so much different than any road experience I've ever been on. And we were all like yeah, I really literally rode back to his text that was came in at ten pm. I was like, I just woke up thirty pm at night after sleeping all day and then I went to bed it by two and slept through the night. Um, it was just it was so exhausting

and I just woke up again. I had a dentist appointment this morning that my Um, I didn't plug in my phone last night before I went to sleep, I just thought it'll it'll make it. Even though I do white noise blaring all night long and so it's that drains the battery. I just thought it has enough juice to make it through. I'm only sleeping. I have to get up at six thirty. That's four and a half

hours of juice. And I woke up to just silence of like, oh no, and you know, just I have blackout curtains, so I don't know anything about the time of day. And luckily I did not wake up a six thirty, but I woke up at eight oh two and my dentist point was at a thirty. So I went and got a filling. My face is numb um. And then I went and got a car wash, and I came back here and I slept car here. Yeah, I just drove through one of those things. Car was

getting too dusty. Would you ever do those things? Yea? In the yeah, I don't want to get out and I don't want people to like get inside my car. But the outside I love it so peaceful. And those I used to freak out as a kid. They used

to be one of my biggest fears. My parents would not go they no. I just thought they were monsters, like at least raggedy, Like I thought they were a cookie monster, evil like evil cookie monsters because they're just like sloppy and wet, just like thrashing all over your window and it's they're like muppet kind of consistency snuffle up. I guess was my one of my biggest fears. And it just feels like his trunk was just slapping our car and it's loud to what cars did you have

growing up? A blue Toyota van, Like that's like the first car you can remember your parents. I remember the first car I really remember. My dad would be mad because you like, do you remember a green I barely remember my dad having a very green little car. And then um, apparently I was the one that spotted it, like on the road, but we got a gold. Um. I love the color gold. A gold Volvo station wagon was on the side of the road for sale, well like at a dealership. But I was like, what about

that one? And then they were like and they got it. That's pretty cool that they like, oh we had this, you know, a checker like a like a taxi cab, but it's blue. It was like the most piece of ship, like giant. It was. Didn't have it because it was like cheap or something. Yeah, no, it's because my dad didn't doctors don't really make money until a little bit later, you know. And yeah, we just had a real piece of ship. Checker that was gigantic, that would fit the kids. Yeah, checker, Yeah,

sound checker. Huh is there an e D on the one? Know why you want to take this one? What happened there? Is her shirt stripe or striped stripe? Her shirt is stripe. If someone wearing a stripe, No, no, no, because she has a striped shirt polke. It's a shirt is poke, has pokea dotes on it? Is it polka dot? Or is it polka dot? The car wasn't didn't have it was a Checker. That's the name of the car. Oh it was. Yeah, I was thinking to actually like checkered

like it was. That was the pattern on it. Checker. I'd never even heard of that car. Oh, I don't know, have you her taxi Checker? Taxi is a dominant taxi cab company blah blah blah in Chicago. And turned on, Yeah, the car and it was it's pretty cool, and then I didn't. I remember my mom got a Jaguar. Oh, well, there you go. That's when the money from Florida. That's

where your tattoo came from. Yeah, mom was yours firs car. Yeah, it was funny because like the whole marriage was falling apart and she got this brand new car and I think my dad bought it. It It was like one last attempt to like reconcile. Car was pretty cool though, you know so many people do things like that for to

just like the final dying breaths of a relationship. Yeah, when last hail Mary or even like she's like, I'm going to buy this because I know this is going away and I'm going to be on a stipend Michael stripend Michael after this, So I'm just gonna grab something pretty sweet. I guess it was a present for you from your dad. And my dad got a Porsche I remember, for like his forty like that over remember over the

hill they all look the other way. Jaguar. Hey if you my parents also got like the Porsche Kaim like right before they divorced. Maybe that's like a divorce car. It's like you know what it is. Maybe it's like when people have a baby, so that they think that's going to make them do better, because obviously it's going to make them like have a new thing that to focus on. It's that for people who can't have babies anymore.

It's like a new thing that's like a bunch of money on that's gonna unite us to like make a stay together. And it was pretty cool. It's pretty cool checker cab story. It just reminded me. So my dad used to love buying used cars. One time, Okay, so he got like this one and like flipping them. I guess you can't know, just just using them. One time he bought, yes, flipping them into a ditch and then getting another used car. One time he did that and he bought an old news van, an am station news van.

It had it had a whole scenery printed of like like daytime with like a rainbow and like a football and soccer, and he he came to pick me up from high school and I was like, I just wanted to die. I just wanted to run into traffic. I was so embarrassed. Like a satellite off the back. It didn't have the satellite inside the seats. Had like rainbows like in the middle of them, and he was just like said, like a team you can trust. Yes, it

was like seven something. You're like, why can't you just forget to get me like the other kids that get traumatized instead of being on time and picking me up in this little k like I don't even Yeah, well, I love The vans that we took for the Burt tour were wrapped, which costs so much money. I mean, Bert Christians spent so much money making this tour just look cool for us. I mean every day we had something we either were like going on the racetrack to

like going fast cars. We were um. One day it was he had a frisbee golf or a disc golf sorry disc golf. Uh company come out with their you know van in a bunch of guys teaching us how to do this in set up a whole disc golf course at a race track. The other day it was like, um, a gigantic double water slide that was this huge blow up water side that we just woke up in the morning.

We walk out and there's a water slide set up with a pool and every like he said he spent so much money he lost, He did not make a lot of money on this. It was just really um. You could just tell he was just doing it for fun, like he just was that he wasn't about even though it was a huge money making machine, like you know, we were all making money. And then he yeah, it was for the hangs, that's and that's what was so funny.

These guys hang to I mean I talked about like I like to, you know, hang at the venue and were afterwards. I just want you and Anya and Matt. Tango was before an hour afterwards. These guys hang out until four in the morning with Bert after shows. I'm like, this is that's not what i want. But like I know that I'm not asking too much for an hour extra hour hang on these tame shows that are not taking off your shirt running around the stage, no curtain calls.

We can do it. And we're not on busses, we're just flying. We can stay up a little bit later. I mean, I'm down. You would have died on this tour. You died. I I mean, I think it's did they go to bars and ship afterwards? It was just just know there's an after party that would be on the premises wherever where we were because some polace just don't have the green rooms. It was like a racetrack, hockey stadium,

a baseball stadium. And then the last night was an ampath and outdoor you pay more money to go to

the after party like regular people know. It was like us and then like Bert's friends or like maybe some v I P s that maybe one something or something but um, and then after that it would just dissolve into like tailgating, like out in the by the buses all but it was like a we would just breathe in bus fumes, just between four busses and just sitting like he's just he wanted feel like, uh, twelve o'clock, he wakes up early, but I we would all wake

up around twelve o'clock and then have breakfast. And no, he's one that he gets sleep, but he's one that just um I mean, um, yeah, you do you see him like that made me feel good that you could see him be a real human of like I've reached a threshold like this is too much, or like I'm tired, or you know, he has insane dreams. So one morning he just was like, Nikki, listen to my dream and they were all big Jay had already heard the dream,

like they had already heard it. And I walked in the breakfast and he's like, Nikki, I had a dream last night. And they're all like, oh God, and it is the longest dream I've ever heard. I'm like, Bert, how do you I could compare all the dreams I've had in my lifetime and they wouldn't be as dreams cheating on his wife and trying to tell Chris Rock what he meant to him but not gonna a chance to his wife with like a dinosaur. I forget he was about to and then it didn't happen or something

like that. It was very it was He's adorable. I love him so much, and um, he's just like a big almost in my dream. But so yeah, it's like that, you can't land a flip. You can't fuck, you can't cheat on your wife in the dream. You can't land a flip in your dream. I don't think that's a common dream. I'm telling you know, you ever flip in your dream? Your fall in your dream? I wake up,

wake up from that. Yeah, we always have. Everyone has a dream where you're about you're in that twilight stage when you trip or you bump into something and you go and wake up and then you realize you're wake You know what the dream you and I realize we both have it is very for everyone. Wow, that dream died on Friday. But um, you know the dream is um when you're flying in a plane. It only happens on plane. We dream that this is weird. And I looked it up and I couldn't find something. What is it?

What is it? So you're in it when you're whenever you fall asleep on a plane. I would say one out of five times I have a dream where I'm in the plane, the same plane maybe, And we realize

though that it's like you're in the front seat. You can see out into like where the plane is going, almost like you're hang gliding right and it starts going low and going through cities and going under bridges and kind of turning and going through and all of a sudden there's these metropolis is that come out of nowhere, and the pilot decides to take a low, very low ride through all of these buildings, and there is a I would say in my dreams, there is a I'm

a freaking out a little bit, but I'm very calm because I'm like out of control. I can't control this. The pilot's gonna do it. I trust them because we keep going under these No one else seems to be freaking out. There seems to be. And Andrew and I were both like because I I can talk to the pilot for some reason. I don't know why. I don't know where they is, but I can kind of it's

like you're in a busy. Speaking of being in a bus, like the out of control I was having, I realized my phobia is passenger phobia, okay, and not having control being a passenger in a in a van that has too many people because I get scared of people not wearing the seatbelts. And then when we flip, they all the bodies go away or go around and hit each other, because that's how people die a lot of times in when cars flip, everyone goes. My friend lived because he

wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Well, you're an asshole, because maybe you might live, but you're gonna hit a bunch of other people with your dumb ankle. He was on heroin. He was so chill that he just flew through the windshield and landed on his seat. Yeah, those stories where your seatbelt if you're I know you're like, but I don't care if I die, do it for other people because your body is going to fly around the van. You must have been scared, fucking terrible. I almost bailed.

I almost bailed on the whole thing because I was having so much anxiety about riding on a bus. I was in Colorado talking about it, thinking about it because we have to drive through the night. Um, I don't know these bus drivers. I don't know some of these. One of the journeys was seven hours, one was six, the others were like four. I mean it was four nights in a bus late at night. We leave at

three in the morning. You wake up birds driving hammered. Yeah, I mean I would have actually felt better about that than of the why do we just we just drudg people so much? Well, I started looking into getting separate rides or yeah, yeah, it's their profession and there's unions and like laws. So can I ask question to beds they don't have seat belts? No, I would have preferred. I would have loved that, but no one would have worn it, so it wouldn't have mattered to the side.

I was like, um, yeah, I was in the bus. There was two buses of like passengers, and I was in the bus with like eight sleepers each, and I was in the non comics bus. I was with a bunch of the crew, so Troy Conrad, he's a photographer, um, and then a bunch of the other like producers on

the team. Like there he you don't understand. He had three guys shooting video, one guy shooting photos, three guys editing videos as the videos were being shot, another woman doing the stage managing, another three women under her doing

sit like. It was so many people, so many moving parts, you know, people setting up backstage, setting up the catering, people making sure the buses were stucked with food, people making sure there was booze, people making sure that I had my luggage in the right place, like it was a production. So I was on the bus with those people, and um, I really did think about it, Like I didn't look up bus crashes because I knew that I

couldn't handle it. But Big Jay Oakerson told me about a bus crash that I didn't even know about that happened, And this is so wild. This was it was, man, I don't know what band it was. It wasn't Metallica, the deph Lepards, the guy that had his Who wait, what happened with Metallica? I mean I just expected Big Jay to tell you about um everything about every He knows the best music stories ever. Yeah. So the bus flipping he told the basis, Cliff Burton, if anyone's going

to go what, that's nuts and you're not wrong. Wait a second, that's crazy. Well he told me about one bus crush and it must might have been Deaf Leopard that they wouldn't have crashed. Maybe it wasn't then, but

it was another It was a rock band. They were leaving a venue and half the people went in a plane and half the people went in a bus, and they were working with each other, and the plane was trying to funk with the bus, and so the plane clipped the bus as they were going through like you know, they were just trying to funk with it. The plane hit the bus and the bus was sent off course and into a fucking tree or whatever, and then people, everyone on the bus fucking died and everyone in the

plane survived. Yeah, like the opposite and then this is the weirdest thing. When we were in South Carolina, I looked up, you know, interesting facts about Greenville, South Carolina. That's where, um, sweet home Alabama. Leonard Skinner plane went down, was in Greenville. And so I said, Greenville, South Carolina. Of course, you guys are well known as the place where you know, Leonard Skinner's plane crash. So that's why

we're taking a bus. And I was like, in their hockey team was called or their baseball team was called the Drive, and I was like, it was originally going to be called the Fly, but we they vetoed that. But that, But then Big j told me the story of that. So the plane crashes, there's a bunch of survivors. The lead singer escapes from the plane record starts running

to get help throughout in the fucking boonies. He runs up to a farmhouse in the middle of the night, and the woman or man who he encounters there starts shooting at him because they think he's just a blood Okay, well whoever, he ran up. Story, So he survives a plane crash and then he gets shot at. Dude, that happened in my step sister, not that exa. You don't understand. My step sister was in a Southern plane crash. She was she drove a final one. She drove a trans

am off a cliff. I'm not kidding. And then she escaped from the wreckage and someone thought she She crawls up like a eighty foot ravine with a broken back, crawls to a house. Yeah, Melanie, pretty badasses. She had a lot of red bulls and she knocks on the door. They opened the door and they think it's a drug addict fucking with him, working with him, and slammed the door on her face and she had to crawl to the next house with a broken back. Oh and then

Noah's dad buys the trans aum. Oh my god. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know the story of Jeffrey Dahmer. Wait what happened? He he almost got caught because he what he used to do. I believe it was Dahmer. This is in Milwaukee. He used to kidnap. He used to arrange gay prostitute like gay meet ups, maybe not even prostitutes with men, and then he would you know, and strangle them whatever,

incapacitate them. And then he would drill in their brain and trip in like weird chemicals that would make them zombies, and then he would eat parts of their brain and like eventually kill them. But that's what he would do. He would drill in their brain places that he knew he could drip put liquids in that would make them fucking catatonic. Like just I mean, he just probably got a had a library card and so without Google, that's

pretty impressive. So one of the boys escaped from his and he was dumbied out and so he was naked running around. I could have the details a little bit wrong. He was running around and the cops came. The cops found him, and Jeffrey came out and was like, it's my little brother. He's sick, he's mentally unwell, and got and took him back, and then they found that kid's sucking head in his refrigerator later on. He could have

been caught. Then there's so many stories of that. We gotta go to break and roses, roses, and we're back. No roses, you gotta know and them no end, We didn't. I don't even know that you held them or felt feld Corey Feldman. Did you get into anything yesterday? Get into anything. Oh, can I just share send me a list of things to do in St. Louis. That was wild that I was at one of them. I've done

three of the eight. Yeah, send him an out. There was this there's this awesome brewery page that I follow in un instagram of like best of stl or something, and it had all these like outdoor dining like experiences that I would never go do because I don't do that stuff, but Andrew does, and so um I sent himent. I was like, you need to go to these places like Brenna and him like to go to them, and

he was at one of the list. I didn't send him that one because that one looks the shittiest, no offense, but you were at that one. I skipped that in the bottom. It was probably just a bad picture it looked. I mean it's I mean, it's one of those like microal breweries where everything has a weird name like toenails and lamb or whatever like different. You want something hoppy, well here's Dennis Hopper's hops. Do you really subscribed to

beer and like all the different like brewery and stuff. No, No, what do you get to do? You get a truly do you get a Oh no, I did, I gotta. I got the lightest beer. It's called like a cris something and it you know, that doesn't mean it's has the least amount of alcohol, right, No, no, it has five point right you know. And then I seen people people they would light cigarettes. Oh, less alcohol. No, it's just more easier on the pallett. I don't like a thick.

I've never liked. Guinness is like the least amount of alcohol. That weird. It's so weird. And my friend Selina it's the best. Yes, these calories to um. My friend Serrilena when she was breastfeeding, like her doctor was like, drink a lot of kidness because it's like hoppy and and has a lot of whatever I don't know, things that babies need to get sucked up on. Fill those breastfeed Yeah, pump and dump, that's what they do. My sister was

breastfeeding or like pumping in Colorado. You pump all all day long. There was she was like nicky, feel this bag. It was like all her monk. She was like, this is all came out of me today and I'm just like won the hell. And there was one woman where she she left her hand pump at our airbnb. She left her motorized pump parts at the airbnb, so she had no way to get the milk out of her breast and up and she was like just freaking out.

She was like, I need to do it now. And I'm like, well, we can uber eats a target, like you know, we can do a run like and get take care of yeah, get her, get her baby on a speed train. See you know what I said. I go, we need to calm down here, because what did women do? What did Native American women do before a hand pump or a breast pump or your boobs really going to explode? Like because she just gets in these like but I the key, I need to write we can not go

to Red Rocks. And I was like, okay, can it wait an hour? No it can't. I'm like, well then why would you ever put yourself in a position where you're you would be And she goes, I don't. I usually have a hand pup and an electrical one, but I lost them both and I'm like, well then you should have a third thing, which is I don't know.

I know moms are like, you don't get it, girl, but like, I don't know there should If I was in a position where my boobs would explode, I would have maybe five backup plans for them to not explode, just in case I really would. But maybe I'm not. Maybe I don't know. What are you supposed to do? So you're supposed to just milk your own tent. I know there's a way that doesn't involve a pump. It's sad ideal, but I know there's a way from to suck on them. Yeah, I mean I would have done that.

I would have pulled, um, what's the grapes of grass, sucked through your hand or something so you didn't have to latch onto her nipple. I just don't want to. Let's stuck on my brother's nipple to get if he needed it. Yeah, I don't think I would feel any kind of sexual like feeling at all. No, No, Brandon sucked on my nipples the other day, and and I

don't know if I like it. Yeah, because you have, you have so much nipple insecurity anyway, even with your girlfriend that you know loves you, you're still going to have. But wait, so what did she do? Did she get the milk out? She like calm down for like two seconds, and then everything was fine because my friend had up like it just this is my family and and me like something goes wrong everything then everything's fucked. Then I'm then I'm not going to red Rocks. I'm not doing anything.

My boobs are gonna exlade, We're all gonna die. Like that was That's what it goes to, from zero to that. Yeah, and what it needed was, Okay, what are other options? Like, because I don't know about this stuff, can we google options to get milk out that. No, we don't need to do that. She can do that on her own. I think we can help. No, mothers can do that. Sorry, you're all very busy. Mothers can figure it out on their own. I don't think that's something we need to

google for them. It's just and I know him being insensitive, but I'm not. It was just I just don't like someone going. It just reminded me that's it's classic my dad. Like my sister and I are products of my dad, and we catastrophies immediately. Why do you think he want he goes to those places held when you were He said that, it's because yeah, all the time. Well, we're just I guess we're not gonna go to Florida. Then I don't know. It's just well, this traffic, we're gonna

miss her flight. We're not gonna go flori Up, we're not gonna get in because if we don't check it on time, then our to our whole hotel state. Like he would just go keep going and then it would be like, we're not going to Florida, and then it would be us crying, being like because we're five minutes late, or like because of this traffic accident, because someone died

in this traffic accidence. Now we're mad at a dead person, like he taught us to, like everything is out to get us, and everything is inconveniencing us, and are we are the victims? And I remember getting older and being like,

why do you do this all the time. Every time there is a chance where it could go good or go bad, it's always bad and then you know from then on it's bad, bad, bad, And he said, because then when it's good, it's all the it's all the better because you could you thought it was gonna be bad,

So it's good if you have no expectations. And that is why I have a term called or That's why I often say the phrase I haven't earned a nap yet, because I have a father who only who likes to put things, make things so bad so that you can enjoy them. Yes, it all ends up there. I mean, I don't know if that's correct correlation, but there's something there. I think there has to be. But yeah, that that that pessimism that like, well, all right, well then I

guess we're not going. Then the very was good. But then we sat outside and it was four women with four babies just talking about babies and weddings so loud that it's like, I know we're outside, I know that you guys are having a nice girls conversation, but it's just like, I don't know. It was just like they're

gonna have forty people at the wedding. Why don't they have this kind of wedding, And it's just like all the same conversation, and and then it's like and my baby's this, and my babies that, and we're just trying to like listen to music and just enjoy our little crispy beers, and it's just like their voices are just it was like the girl, the woman on the plane the other day. It's just like your person is right

next to you. They're so proud of their lives that they quietly hate and that they drink wine every night to escape that. They need to show off in front of their friends. And they definitely need to be louder around a pretty girl who's probably not married, to make her feel bad about that she doesn't have the things that like. They probably clock the people around them and

they want to make them jealous. They want to they yeah, exactly, that are enjoying life and they want to like, you know, you see you see any girl with a boyfriend or that the couple clearly doesn't have a baby. If you talk about your baby, you know, you used to be a girl that wanted a baby. You know it's gonna

bother her. You know, it's gonna secretly make you feel better about yourself that you have something that this that this person doesn't have, even though you don't even like what you have now and it's kind of ruining your life and you kind of regret it, yeah, exactly. And then like and then you just talk about your wedding so lovely, there is no reason for anyone to talk that loudly unless you have a hearing issue, and four women do not all have a hearing issue together. It

is were they drunk. They weren't that drunk. It was still kind of early in the day. But I also like when they come up with their new baby and maybe they haven't seen a baby yet, and there's always a baby reveal with a stroller because it has a convertible stroller, and it's always a mom going so ugly. Really like it was. It wasn't like messed up or anything. It was just just a strong head, this baby. And if I was a friend, I would I don't think

you would know, don't You would say, don't worry. But you wouldn't say it to a girl. You do not say it to a mother that your baby is not attractive. You wouldn't say it. And the thing is, Andrew, you won't know if your baby is unattractive. You won't think it is. What do you mean you think you have You can't admit that your own baby is ugly, No, you can't. My sister in law admits that her third child has a gigantic head that looks ugly. Yeah, that

doesn't mean ugly. Yeah, I just don't people with dogs even I just go your dog is not cute like some people's dogs. I'm sorry, I'm going to be controversial right now. Well that's what I was doing. No babies. Everyone talks about ugly babies, they do everyone's I was just saying, you're right about ugly babies. I'm just saying the person you wouldn't know woman. You would never tell

a woman her baby was ugly. Maybe your dude friends, I went, you know what, next rounds on me because your baby next round should probably be on someone else too, if your genetics had anything to do with that. Ladys, don't use your husband, use fix something. Um. Yeah, dogs. Not a fan of a lot of dogs in the way they look. Can I can? I This is gonna offend listeners. I think it might alien because people are so obsessed with their dogs that if you don't like

their kind of dog. But I think it's people are ready to be controversial. What the people? You don't know? It's not the people, it's and it's not the dog. I love all animals. I love sucking house centipedes. I want every animal to live and have a great life. I'm right out of the gate. You can't get mad at me. I'm a vegan if you're not a vegan, and you're like, but my you said my dog's ugly. I said your dogs ugly, and I don't like the look of it. I didn't say it deserves to die.

You're the one eating animals, so I have, I have. That's already I'm starting from that. Okay, shit sues. Sorry, they are not cute. Some of them can be cute. They can like move in ways that are cute. Actually, I love shit sues, but I don't like a little. I don't like when they go to the vet and they get little rubber bands in their hair. I don't like that they have like a white mustache. I don't like. I'm thinking some little they just remind me of a

grandmother's dog. They always have like listen, Marian has a lot of dirt in her eyes, but she has a more wiry like for it's a little big dog, and she has like an underbite that is super ugly but cute. But shit suits that have like perfect ness to them, like a perfect ship suit, not an ugly I like an ugly ship sue, but a one that's perfect that has like, oh wait, that's cute. Okay, I think about are cute. I don't like waitin right now? Oh yeah, the one on the top left, Wait this band? No,

thank you? Yorky's which are away? Grandma dogs? Um uh? Luigi is part Yorkie. Spoiler alert for the show Who's Your Doggie? He's a third He's about a third Yorky And I don't like york Yorkis. They look like um little uh. Remember when the Ottoman and Beauty and the Beast came alive and it was like a dog. He was like, they're like that. They don't have expressions, they don't ever go, They just like have their mouth clothes and they're stupid. Fur is so straight and perfect and

I just don't like it. And then my number one hated dog should be a top one bottom one. Well what's it called a Bassett hound? Just one? Actually crazy about them because they they remind me of my vagina skin. But my but I think they're cute. The dogs said, let me just say, Yorkies are cute. All dogs are cute except dogs with human eyes. I'm sorry, Carlile Forrester. Your dog has human eye? Is it is cute? Or times where it looks pretty when it's closing its eyes

when it's looking out the window. But human eye dogs no, no, with blue eyes and pupils that you can see, they are not cute. They scare me. I think they deserve love. I think they're sweet. I think they are good doggies, but I don't like them, and I would and if I would adopt one, because I love all animals. But sometimes Kiwi, when I used to have a bird, yeah, well I used to have a bird, Kiwi that I love more than anything. But sometimes birds will be like

hormonal in a way that their eyes. My sister and I used to see it. Their eyes will get super small and they'll have they'll have like a cornea, almost like Usually their eyes are all black, which makes a cute baby. That's why babies animals their eyes are all black because it's a cute, adorable looking thing, and you're less likely to prey upon something that is adorable and defenseless. Bunnies with big black eyes when they get pupils that like zero in on things and you can see the

color of their eye iris disgusting and key. We used to get that, and so even eye of animals that kind of makes me sick sometimes. Luigi. He never goes. He always has his mouth shut and I love that about I mean looking him right, he really does you know what I mean? He has a drying I've never seen him drool. No, he never drools. And he um heat. You know, in this heat, he will go on a short walk and be like and he'll look like he's smiling, but he always looks he has a very joker face

when he's smiling. Oh yeah, oh that's how they sweat. And had a quick question for you. Looks like the white white watching It looks like looks like fell Core from the Never Ending Story. It is a beautiful dog though. I'm really sorry Carlisle, and I actually do love that dog. And I've come to and learn to love um Chloe even though she has human eyes. But I would have those removed if I were her, I would I would pull a Natalie from you know, the pot of Couple.

Don't you never see that the other day? You did when I got dilated? Oh my god, that was wild? Yeah yeah, wait, what was your question? No? Um, So, we have these hummingbirds that come to our our feeder, and the other day I was wondering, like what do birds do all day? Do they just fly around? Or like do they sit on the branch? I think hummingbirds, that's a good question. I think they are probably in their little nests. Um. But I do think they fly

during the day. But I think that takes so much energy to flood your wings so much that they constantly need to be eating. So I think they are constantly fluttering around, But mostly they kind of like hop around and they sit, they sit in trees. I think I think maybe you know, what I always wondered about pigeons

was where did they go? Because they're everywhere during the day on the sidewalk and I know they go up behind the buildings to nest, but where they be at Squirrels Yeah, I mean, look, their whole lives are just they're just looking for food all days. Whales are the squirrels of comm have food and we had of fine food every day. That's what they do. That's what we do do. But it's pretty easy easy, yeah, you know what I mean. All right, let's get to the news.

Maybe listen. Oh man, it's Tuesday, folks, you know what that means. It is Tuesday. I hope you're having all the swells. Apparently you are because it is nice out. It's eighty five degrees here in St. Louis, so I imagine it's probably pretty nice where you are back to. You know, wait, can I tell you about my um my, my dentist. See if you reckon it. My dentist name is dr Bacula, which I love because guess what, Mitch Hedberg use have a joke that was like, yeah, I see,

uh my dentist is name. I see a dentist. His name is Dracula or uh, you can also pronounce it dr Acula, And so I think it's crazy that it's close to that joke, which I butchered. It's something like that. But his his uh uncle is Scott Bakula. Why do I know that name? Quantum Leap, one of the biggest stars of the eighties, who just happened to be the most famous person that ever went to my high school. I'm second place, I think, um, But and people go, well,

you're probably the number one who is Scott Bacula. If you were in the eighties, Scott Bacula was I mean Bradley Cooper levels of famous, so it would be like you know I'm in no comparison to Scott Bacula, but my dentist is Dr Baculus. Scott Baculus. Um. I don't know what Scott Pecula looks. I know he's on n C. I s now he looks very different than he did back then. He's a handsome guy, very tall, very low voice, great hair, chest hair. I remember, yeah, but I got

a filling, and uh, it's so fun. They asked if I want a Nitris and I couldn't say yes fast enough And then I remembered being a kid getting the tubes over my nose to get nitrous. When I did, you used to get it? Yeah, I've got a laughing yeah, yeah, I as a kid. I had a flashback to remembering, and this before I ever did cigarettes drut like I was. This is fourth fifth grade getting fillings, which I got

all the time because I ate so much candy. I remember not knowing what Nitris did, just knowing that they gave it to me. I had no concept of what this could be. I didn't know what drugs where, I didn't know what an altered state of mind was. And I used to come up with a tool where I would go I'd breathe out of my mouth and I'd

suck in through my nose as much as possible. So I was already like a drug addict when I was a kid, Like I remember not making it really tight over my nose and worrying about that it wasn't tight enough, that I wasn't getting enough, and I would get so looby, and I would stare at the little pieces on the wall that I was doing again today, you know, like the wall of a dentist is the same everywhere where.

It has this like kind of speckled tiling. And then I would stare at a spot and I would try to keep staring at that spot and be like that spot has never gotten stared at before, and I'm gonna give that spot it's do. It was so weird, but I was doing that all again today. What the music and dentist office was always like that, like not elevator, but like slow jams, like like oh, cry shoulder today on TV. Yes, there would be soap oppers on TV. Yes, it would be like some kind of yes your courage.

It takes yes, one man to leap through his own teeth to get bracest or something. Oh for you burner like like to say, what it is? I see the one time at the dentist that I went to in New York, who I love that dennist. I forget his name now, but he would play serious, but he would play his station that he liked. And one day it really and I've said this before, it was you're crazy, bitch, but your funk so good. I'm on top over one off. He was in my mouth when this was going on.

Jesus put a glove on. Yeah, it was wild. Yeah, I haven't seen dentist story. I'll say it. Keep on all right. Wait is it from recently? No? Of course not. Okay, I was gonna say. One of these kids at the driving range to day asked if I was lost a tooth just walk by me, goes, did you lose a tooth? And I go, you know what? You know me? Why did he ask that? Gum in my mago it's gum. He's like, no, I'm talking about your shitty teeth. No, he did it, but I was just like, dude, that's

like pretty. I've never been asked that in my life. If you listen to I don't know. I was like, fuck you kid and your tooth fairy is not coming for you. He's like, you're right, did you find a tooth on the ground? And he was just I was chewing white gum and I think he saw the gum in my mouth and he thought I just had a tooth floating around, just chew on fairy. Wind broke. She had a hard year. My mom had to sell the jaguar to get me the money, Like, we can't keep

up with all of us. They got rid of my pillows just so they haven't anywhere to put the cash. Fucking Jesus, I missed my teeth. Okay, what's up? Noah? Alright. So there's a new stuff, and it finds that going to a festival can leave you more connected to humanity and more willing to help strangers for at least six months afterwards. WHOA, that's a lot or any festival, any kind of festival, a compassionate taber for six months afterwards. Yeah,

Strawberry festival, a bluegrass festival, a Coachella. Like, if you're fifty years old, we don't want you at a festival. You don't belong at a festival. Way, there's a lot of TikTok cie come across that are ironic, they're they're making fun of They're so good at pretending to be cringe that they're making fun of it. So a lot of times I've been like this. Every time I see it on Reddit, there has to be a discussion in

the comments about is this real or not? Because this person might be mocking people who actually make videos, but this person was. It felt like, you know, there's always that one like older guide is just enjoying himself, really free. It's really young. People really don't think they're going to age. They really don't think they'll be the guy. And guess what, I secretly don't think I will either. I'm thirty eight, but I really do not plan on being sixty. At

some point, I was seeing ladies. By the way, if I here's here's I'll tell you what. A million dollars a million dollars concer milking my sister. I spent on four tickets, and three of the people that went with me, yes, that's everyone that went with me didn't really enjoy it. I had to leave before the finale. Was it well before the finale? Yes, about three songs before it? Um and for six months now you're gonna be a better

I had a million dollars. I would buy tickets to a show and not get to hear the song million dollars because it was ninth on the set list, and my friends got really tired. I had to leave fucking early. Why because they had to get up early. No, I was the only one that had to get up early. Now, it's not true. Jin Blossoms into the wet sparcket we got. We got there for jin Blossoms, which were great. But

here's the wild thing. And by the way, they didn't want to They wanted to leave early because it wasn't as great as we would have hoped. And I will give them that. And I would have said till the end if they weren't there, but they were, and I didn't mind leaving earlier. I really didn't um Jin Blossoms and articularities I did not know. First of all, Jin Blossoms. Those songs are so good. I love them so much.

I realized I didn't do my research. The guy that wrote you know, hey, Jealousy, and then the other follow you down. And then there was another one that I loved. He killed himself like the same year they blew up. He couldn't take it like so he did. I think there's one live performance of them after they blew up on Letterman and then he killed himself. And so the lead singer was not the writer of the songs. It

was the lead guitarist. So they kept going. But the person that wrote those songs, which me, I don't really like singers as much as I like songwriters. Singers are great if they write the songs too, but I'm not really interested in hearing people sing songs that they didn't right themselves. I mean, yes, I love Whitney Houston and Celine Dion right Martino. Marke Carrey writes all her own songs. I know, isn't that impressive Britney spears, but there's something

added when the person wrote the song. It just is. And so it took something from me to see them. Even though his voice was still perfect. The Jin Blossoms lead singer perfect. They were great. They were truly great. Barney Ladies they start and I'm like, where's the other guy? They broke up. They split up in two thousand five. The Bartecko Ladies I Know and Love split up in

two thousand five. The Brown Hair Guy I know there was I remember there's one of the glasses that goes, hold no no. That guy is the one that the one that um Chicken China, Chinese Chicken. The guy that sings that part, he is not in the band anymore then the other guy that's like um instrumental Ed Ed Robertson, who is still in the band, is fucking amazing and

covers both parts seamlessly. But there is something I think that um the I had talked to Baba Booe earlier on in the day, weirdly enough, because I did a thing for Howard Stern, and he told me that the guy that left Bar Naked Ladies is fine with leaving them because he wrote the theme song for Big Bang Theory, so he gets all of the residuals from that and he'll be set for life. Even though they did do that song during the show, which I think they can

you can do. What are you doing? What are you counting? The syllables Bear Naked Ladies, Big Bang Theory very similar? My god? What what is this conspiracy? Um? But they didn't play the hits. They played Brian Wilson. They played Million Dollars, which I didn't see because it was the end. They but I saw the set list later on they played, um, you know it's been They played, um Kursen, by the way, does the best it's been that has ever been recorded.

It is seriously flawless. Um real quick though, Wait, do we have time to tell this before the break? All right, you want, let's take a quick break and come back with more of us whatever this Columbine, I went there a second time, right, So I went at night with the ghost Woman. No, this is good. You'll like this. No. I told the ghost Woman story to Branda today in the car and she kind of found it fascinating. It

is fascinating. Thank you. I'm glad someone did. Okay, so you guys are just like okay, um, but I probably told it wrong. So um, during the day we go. So I would love to hear her side. Oh my god, ghost woman, if you were, if someone can locate ghost Christian Woman somewhere, which, by the way, last night, I have to say I got a little bit nervous. But Coal Bear has never had me on any never is going to have me on. But I'm a little annoyed.

I saw a clip of cold Bear like doing you know, he toss us to a really funny sketch that I'm sure was written by his writers who are on the right side of things. And I believe Colbart is on the right side of things, but he's practicing devout Catholic and roe Versus Wade was overturned because of religion and because of powerful men in in religion and its all. Catholicism is a bad thing. And I know that you might be Catholic out there. Why and it's the Catholic

Church does good. Like I said yesterday, I love people that get saved by Jesus and get their life together like I'm spiritual, I believe in God. Catholicism is disgusting. It's a bad it's they they You should see the amount of there just was a list. There's been a hundred and three thousand children molested by bad like the Catholic Church aided and abedded there. It's it's a bad organization. And I don't care if I lose followers from it.

I don't like Catholicism. Catholics I do like, I just think that they are they are being you know, brainwashed, thank you so cold bet, which I've always felt like, why is he Catholic, How can you be that funny and that like and I get it his he lost his family in a plane, like he did. He did a character I know, but he but he's still the person, you know, outwardly spoken against Trump and the Republicans like doing the right stuff. But last night he pitched to

this I saw online. He pitched this video about like girls doing pregnant. It's a commercial for pregnancy test and all you do is piano stick and you find out if you have a rights or not. It's really funny, so like it just says rights or no rights, and it's always no rights, and then it's like a girl is like and then at one point there's like Brett Kavanaugh's face shows up on it, and the girls like, I'm gonna do this again, and they're like, you can't.

Those aren't reasonable. She's like, I just want a piano's face And it's funny, but I don't know that I really want to have my political satire about women slowly losing their rights in such a profound way that like my mom, my mom cried when she got the news, Like women, whether or not you understand this in your themen out there listening being like, it's not that big of a deal. It is a big deal. I was on the road, so I wasn't able to let it like in my heart and how bad this is and

how it's not looking good. And as a woman who doesn't even know, I can't even conceive, probably so it's not going to affect me, but of course it will affect me, um, because you know it's it's gonna affect everyone that women can't get access to abortion, and it's terrifying, and it's as nothing, nothing, nothing to do with children's lives. Some people are very anti abortion because of children's lives. God love you. You have a right to feel that way.

I really love you. If you think that life begins at conception, if you think it's murder, like I, I will hear your argument. But this is not about that. This is about men wanted to control women's bodies and being threatened and wanting to punish women for being quote unquote sluts. That's what I believe, and I believe it is also and you know I'm I'm an idiot, but I believe it is religion. This is all religion based

in that we are we give more. You know, we we pretend like the Bible as facts, but the Bible gets more credibility as factual than I was gonna say. When we were in Mississippi Show and Brandon Mississippi that got canceled. I was gonna say, you know, I looked up interesting facts about Brandon Mississippi, but it said you're in Mississippi. Do you mean interesting fake news about Because

facts don't matter, but the Bible does for some reason. Anyway, I just put on my Instagram last night, like, I don't like Colbert giving me political satire about this as a devout, practicing Catholic. No, And I wonder if anyone else feels that way, because I just feel like it's hypocritical. Meanwhile, I'm the biggest fucking hypocrite alive about many many things. I realized no one can be perfect. I'm great, I'm grateful that he even seminates things that might go against

his Catholic uh beliefs. But I still find it a little bit wonky, and I don't I really don't want to hear men giving comedy about this. I don't really want to unless you're actually furious about it. I don't want quirky comedy about like Piana stick and find out if you have rights? How insane is that that that's a comedy bit that we're joking that women, it's so close we're literally losing our rights. This is episode one of Handmade Stale, which is the only episode I've seen

because it was so fucking scary. That all it's a modern society where women suddenly all their money is being shifted to their husband's bank accounts. That is not that far off from this, you guys, I don't believe, and maybe I hope I'm proven wrong. No, I mean these states, including Missouri, it's fucking wild, Like somebody's read states like even if like in Alabama, if you get raped by your own father and you're twelve years old, you have to carry the baby to term or you go to

jail for life. Like that's literally the law right now, Like that is the actual law that if you like, it's just you know certain states, Missouri being one of them, Missouri. If you go in for like an a topic pregnancy and you need to they, like so many states, they just won't do it. Don't have to go and then you probably you might die because you gotta drive ten hours, and you gotta then you gotta prove, you got to prove to them that you're sick enough to get an abortion.

You gotta prove that you're dying. Oh yeah, and some of them can opt out of it. And by the way, a list came out that The New York Times put out yesterday where everyone was like praising all these companies for being able to pay for women's abortions to fly on the state funk that list. Thank you for those companies stepping up. What woman wants to tell her fucking boss that she needs to go get an abortion mentioned

and these are all companies. These are fortune companies. No one I want to see Hollister make this rule or best Buy or Schnooks. It's not going to happen a quick trip. Yeah, those companies. I saw something interesting with that in the sense of these companies are like, yeah, we're doing it because good, but because it would cost him more if women actually got pregnant and had babies. Right.

It's actually like something out somewhere where they're like, listen, if we just send these women off to Las Vegas for a weekend, girls weekend, here's some fatting on go to town. But the other thing too, is that with these companies to be able to like like, it's not gonna be as easy as like, oh, here's for a grant. You're gonna have to go through so many steps to get the money to you know what I mean. It's not like, oh, we'll take care of your this is

And by the way, getting abortions isn't fun. No one wants to get one. By the way, this isn't Girls aren't using it, as you know. Maybe I'm not gonna say no one uses it a contraception and it's like, oh, I'm just gonna abortion, not a big deal. Of course, people have said that is not what is going on here.

And if you make a high school girl who had sex keep her baby because you decided to have sex, girl who doesn't even who doesn't even know how to drive yet, who who is not old enough to go fight and war, was not old enough to have a gun even though you wish she were, because you're trying to change that law, probably how is that girl able to make a decision like to have sex. And you and I have a joke in my act now about

and it's not even about rope versus Wade. But it's about, you know, teaching girls how to give hand jobs early on, like in middle school, as a part of sex, and so that girls don't sleep with boys too soon, because girls know they need to get guys off. They want guys to like them. Girls in high school are not having sex because they enjoy sex. Maybe some of them are because they started in middle school and they figured it out. But sex with I go in my act,

I say, have you ever fucked a high schooler? Come on, it's not enjoyable. I was a teacher. And then people go oh, and I go, And so I've talked to my students about it. But girls that are not having sex in high schools because they're such sluts and they need to get their holes filled and they just love it so much and they can't help it. They don't care what the consequences because they're just slooty sluts that want boys, just want to control men. They do it

because they want boys to like them. So for them to be punished by bringing a life into this world for that, you're you're fucking insane. And that's all say on to do so much to not get pregnant, Yeah, you have to do so much just a fun normally you have to do so much. I swear to God, there is no We all know that it takes two to tango, but there is no talk of any accountability. There's no talk of condoms, there's no talk of absence. There's no talk of literally teaching girls how to giving

an jumps. There's no preventative thing talk about. Well, if you think, if you think abortion is being used as contraception, you're giving them no choice because there's no way to prevent sex before that, because girls and girls are being sexualized so much, sooner than ever before, because of TikTok. Like men want women to be sexualized younger because they're gross, and yet they punish them when they do enjoy sex at a younger age. It's or an older age. I

don't care when you're getting an abortion. And God, I mean I hate the constitution stuff too, because then they're the Constitution I heard. I mean the Second Amendment is already like we're like, come on, that was written when there were muskets that needed to be fifteen and to say we actually in there to get amendment you need like six approval rate, which is impossible. That will never happen. All I want. It's just people to be mad, that's

all like. And I know that anger is just a scary thing, especially for a woman I don't need for myself. I felt guilty on Friday because I just didn't care. It almost felt like when the Uvaldi shooting happened and I was talking on this podcast where I was and I even posted like I'm done, like I was reading that Parkland book, like I know what what the gun legislation is, like it's never gonna happen. I give up, And I want to not be in that state of

like it's over. I give up, because that's when they win. We cannot stop being mad, we cannot stopping loud and angry. Even when they're pulling us away and locking us up, we still need to be angry because you can't give up. Dan Rather had this great quote that I posted on my Instagram that I just want to read um and that will go to our Reddit dump and we'll get off this subject. But I just needed to say something

about it. The Dan Rather quote that I love um that has now gone, but my dad sent it to me. Funck hold on, let me just pull this up. My dad sent it to me because he was like, oh, I really looked, you know, in my dad's voice. One second, one second, one second, one second, Dad, where are you? Wh where are you dead? Where are you? One second? I'm so sorry? Ede. Oh so the Dan rather it was on like a series of things that he had written, but it said, sometimes major setbacks proceed and even spur

transformational victories. So this is a major, major setback, but sometimes it's a thing you need to happen where they take too much. They've taken a little here and there, they keep whittling it off in a way that we get angry, but not all of us get angry. This is such an egregious one that feels like such a loss and maybe the end of times for women in a way. But it also could be the thing that they're their mistake, that they made, that they took too much,

and now we're going to fucking get really mad. You know what I was thinking about that, because I think this can be an amazing catalyst. I know women don't want to hear guys say that that, oh we want your support, please. I want men to be outspoken. But what I'm worried about and I thought I don't know.

This is a weird conspiracy. I might have that. Like so in the past, presidents like you have they have the ability to not listen to the Supreme Court, like I don't know exactly how it's done, but they have done. There's president of them going no, we're not listening to you fucking nine or whatever. Fuck you, We're not doing

what it happened with slavery with Lincoln. Ye. What I'm worried about is Biden does that and then Republicans go, hey, look at how they're not listening to the Supreme Court. And then the Republicans use it to say they're not they're going over us, they don't even care. And did they use that to fucking yeah, that's like a conspiracy. Hopefully isn't true. I just want to remind people because I didn't know this, and we really will move on.

But I know if you're annoyed with what I'm saying, please don't skip past this, because I don't think people in our age and even lower know this. Clarence Thomas, who is the one that reversed versus way, he was one of the you know, do you know does every thing first it? Do you know what he did, what he was tried for, what he was accused of by Anita Hill, because I didn't know. I mean, I knew little things, but I was a young child at the time.

Clarence Thomas, who is one of the Supreme Court justices. Uh, a woman who served h Oh, here's another woman. Okay, So let me just get it straight, so I know all the details. Um, Anita and court guys are in there for life? What else is like? And they get in a president George Bush nominated Clarence Thomas. Blah blah blah blah blah. Um, he had good character. He was being presented as a primary qualification for the High Court because he had only been a judge for slightly more

than one year. Oh, that means that seems like he would be great. Um. Thomas's domination and his confirmation seemed assured until a report of a private interview of Hill Anita Hill by the FBI was leaked to the press. The hearings were then reopened, and Hill was called publicly testified, sober, and televised hearings that Thomas, Clarence Thomas sexually harassed her while he was her supervisor at the Department of Education.

Um so, oh, here we go. One question on why she followed Thomas to the second job after he had already allegedly harassed her. Why would she do that? She said that um uh, she said, working in a reputable position within the civil rights field had been her ambition. Okay, so you put up with stuff, even especially stuff that you know you're never gonna actually have justice over. Your boss will bribe do the same thing? Yeah? So, um, she said, And at the time, it had appeared that

his sexual overtures had ended when she took the second job. Um, so this is what he used to uh So. Thomas asked her out socially many times during her two years of employment as his as his assistant, and after she declined as request, he used work situations to discuss sexual subjects. He spoke about having sex with animals, having sex with women, um uh, film showing group sex or rape scenes. Uh. He's talked about his own sexual pro prowess and details

of his anatomy. Um. He'll also recounted an instance in which Thomas examined a can of coke on his desk and asked, who has put pubic hair on my coke? Um, he put pubic hair on a can of coke. That was the thing he did. I believe. Um, this guy is still why is he still forgotten money from political parties before? Like that's proven. Um, you know, like four of them also said they weren't going to overturn rovers Wade in their interviews. If anyone has an extra because

I don't, I don't want to. I'll go through this whole thing later, maybe pepper and stuff throughout the week. But we need to remember that is and to talk about Brett Kavanaugh, I mean accused of rape as well. I'm sorry. Have you've been accused of rape, you don't get to be on the Supreme Court. There's a lot of people that haven't been accused of rape. And I know you're like, well, then anyone would just come up and say I he raped me? And now you did

you watch her testimony? Any come on, don't. No one's a good one. She doesn't want to be famous, she doesn't want Give me one example of a rape victim who has gotten famous from accusing someone of rape. I just give me one person that I can think of that has had a career based off No. No, I'm not saying, before you go into me because of what happened.

I'm not saying she used that as she'd rather that not happened, of course, But I'm just saying, I'm thinking of someone that I could even think of that made an accusation. Not no, she she turned it into a handbag company, this which did not want to be famous. I'm talking about someone who clearly their motive was I want a TV show, I want to be on TV. The one I can think of. She only got famous. She didn't want to be famous. She got famous from my point. My point is I can't even think of it.

So there isn't anyone. Yea, yeah, there's no one. Okay, Reddit dumped, Well, Johnny Depp, he just got three million? Did you do that? No? Disgusting, But you know what, I believe this is your Reddit dump. Final thoughts on Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. I think they're both terrible. Okay, that's it. I'm not blaming. I'm not victim shaming Johnny Depp. I'm sure he was a victim to abuse from Amber Heard. But do I think he was a saint? Hell? No? Do I think she was a victim too? Yes? I

do okay, final thought. Okay, so here's your Reddit dump. We're getting onto light stuff. Thank you if you stayed through that, You're going to do another final thought. Oh excorry to me to say final thought, keep it in, I mean, redd it dump. Okay. So, um, here's a great question that I wanted your input on because I really don't know the answer to this. I believe I know my answer, but Noah and Andrew, I want you to weigh in. Um. This is from Dating Advice Dating

Underscore Advice. Can you be completely platonic with someone after you have had sex with them? Now? This is from someone who wrote, So, I'm a female in a long distance relationship with a guy. He is a friend that really likes him and obviously has a crush on him. They had sex once a long time ago. He said he was bored with no attachment at the time, and he had zero attraction towards her. That's quotes. They're going out to a movie this weekend, and honestly, I'm jealous one.

I'm not afraid that he will start to like her or want to have sex with her too. I'm just jealous that she gets to go on a date with him while I can't even get to see him. Three. I would be completely fine if they were going with another friend, not just the two of them. My questions are am I wrong for feeling this way? Can this relationship be completely platonic after they had sex and one time, just one time? Um, what do you think? Yeah? I think yeah, one time. Yeah, I think it's it's like

a I even think a relationship. I know that would be hard for me. So what about like an ex wife that like they've been through it, they had kids. Like I if I dated a guy who had an ex wife in his life and they were still friends and maybe she lived in the house next door and they like co parented, I wouldn't give a fuck. It's so definite, Like it's so like we're broken up, we through the divorcee, right, Yeah, one of they are friends. There are some people that stay best friends with their

ex wife. I know, like actually a few people guys that are like, actually, we just turned into the greatest friends and we love each other so much. They say, I love you, you know, I wish I could say, I'd be completely fine. I'm talking about you. If you think about someone that you've had sex with, the best do you think that you could be in a totally platonic relationship. Yes, so the answer is yes, it's true.

But whether or not you'd be okay with it does not matter because the fact is you'd be okay with it and it would not be about sex. But if someone like like if your girlfriend in this situation, UM, had a problem with it, she would be wrong because you're telling me that you you could totally have that, So it doesn't matter if I wish, I wish I was the other way too, Like I wish, But can't

you see then that it would be the same. Um? No, G. I know that you were kind of answering for like if your boyfriend were friends with like if you were this girl, But thee friends at the beginning is can you be completely can you know, be completely platonic with someone after you have had sex with them? From experience I had of friends with benefits situation, I was able to be platonic and then he was able to be

platonic too, and we both got into separate relationships. But our friendship kind of dwindled, and I think UM, because we had sex, he thought that like he could you know, just be like extra flirty with me and stuff. Um, and I think it just fizzled out. It didn't work, but not from jealousy or anything. It's just naturally fizzled. Got It's interesting that guys like friends with benefits and it's like, oh no, no, I just wanted benefits. I didn't want friends. I just wanted to benefits like you.

Weren't your benefits with benefits like you were just benefits. Both of us started hooking up after we both got out of relationships that we wanted to be out of. And then when I got into a new relationship, um, it was brand new. We were at a bar and I introduced him to my new boyfriend and he goes, oh, yeah, she's a wild one or something like that. And from there my X was like, something's up with those two. No, No, that's that's where the other person tries to threaten, because

it's it really is about the other person. Like this girl doesn't trust the other girl. She trust her boyfriend, she just doesn't trust the other girl. That this girl is thinking she has a one up. That's why I always say, if Chris were to, like, you know, if anything, if our relationship were to open up in any way,

which it's not. But if we ever did something like that, I would need the girl that he goes out with or spends time with, or if he was you know, there's people that I think he's been with and he's now friends with that he spent he spends a lone time with. If they're in the same city and they meet up, the he just has to be very clear to them that he is in a relationship with me, Like he has to tell them, and then as long as they know that trial you want, honey, it's just

like good luck to you. And that's I feel. But if if it were a thing where he's if someone is choosing to be friends with someone they slept with before and they're not bringing me in on it, or they're not like as not not that he just talks to me, like if he doesn't invite me to or like make me want to be Like I can choose whether or not I want to be friends with this girl that he slept with before. This is a you know,

a fake scenario. But if I want to be friends with her and she doesn't and he doesn't allow that or like keeps it separate, keep it separated, I'm going to have a problem. So if you were in the same I would find it find it hard to be in the room though and see like a connection even if it's not sexual, but like a flirting nous, even if even if I know they don't there one time, you know what I mean, that would be hard for me.

Early on where Chris was friends with this girl and I liked her, like, we hung out and and I found out retroactively because I hadn't asked. It wasn't even

something that came up. It didn't need to come up because it was so platonic, but I I came up later and then i'm, i'm, you know, usual suspects, suspects saying it being like, wait, was there any And then we hung out later, and there was something about it that I loved because I don't know, I I know that i'm I'm have like different beliefs about these things, but there was something about it that made me like that they had that connection at one point, that that

they got over it and now they have this friendship and that you know, I've had sex with people that when I see them and sit across the table from them, I'm the whole time, I'm like, I cannot believe his penis has been in my mouth and it's not me going, oh my god, I can't. I'm getting like wet thinking about it. I'm just like, oh my god, like his his penis. This guy you know fifteen years ago, I I like swallowed his semen like to me, it's funnier.

It's not like sexually charged. So but I can't understand where there are still flirtatious things going on between two people that claim to now be platonic. That would very much upset me, even though they aren't going to cheat on me. If there was any kind of flirtation, I mean, it would kind of make me horny. But I'm weird, but I would see how someone would not want me to I would not be friends with someone I slept with if I had a boyfriend, if there was still

something like it's impressive that you can. I've always because I know some of the guys that you have slept within the past, and you are able like almost like a professor compartimentalized the fact that you used to have sex and it really really truly doesn't feel I don't feel any vibe of that because you're if you will know sometimes like this guy that I used to hook up with is coming to the show tonight, or this guy you know, and then he will come to the

show and I'll see because I know I can see you. You don't You're you are bad at bluffing, so I can see when you're kind of like like like looking like for things and then later and you're always someone to be like if I do have a connection when I was single, if I did have a connection with someone, let's say a new person, you'd be like that cameraman on you, I saw a little you were. You're very perceptive about if there's a vibe and you always get

it right, you really do. But there it's so refreshing when I've been like wait, did you sense a like did you sense anything? And you're like nothing. It's always like very nice that you like, did have anything to like hooking up with them, and I'm like them, yeah, I'm like fucking they're so less famous than you. I know, but he's my uncle and so I feel like I don't know be able to come backstage. All right, well we caught a lot. Oh I already did. Final thought,

we can go, do you want to rap? We didn't wrap yesterday. I know, I thought you were over. I thought the break we were done with rapping. I mean, we don't. Why don't we do a different genre of music? Well we can just may be able to do not a country, maybe just ballots or like just a song like the way you do because you kind of gave up on the song today, so maybe we switched it to the end. Yeah, maybe I'll do wrap another day.

So today I'm going to do a press tour for my upcoming special and maybe something more the second season f Boys coming July four, And then two days later, you're gonna see a special from me. Go on HBO and HBO Max and you'll see me standing with a bunch of hot jacked guys. And then you'll see my special called Good Clean Filth, which is the first time you're hearing that word. Those words, I'm telling you the name of my special. I'm announcing it here, Good Clean Filth,

July six, HBO. Since we're promoting things, I got a surprise to I'm headlining my first show, What's It to You. It's gonna be in Nashville August thirty, f I at seven pm, So please come out. Best us and what night of the week so that we can get specific. Tuesday night, Tuesday, Indushville is great. Tuesday night, August thirty, the last day of August. It's Tuesday night. It's the second till it's the penalty McKnight of August Nashville. Plan a trip, Go, plan a girl's trip, stay the weekend,

and then stay through Wednesday. Listen, it's August. A bunch of teachers are still off work. Maybe one last week. You plan a trip around going to see Andrew. If he sells out Zaans on a Tuesday night, they'll book him for a weekend and you'll make it. Things right. Um So if you are yeah, if you are in the Nastal area, definitely make the drive. Go out. And Andrew will do meet and greets after the show. He'll take pictures. He will be so grateful with my teeth.

He'll take request of your bestie and you like have stories that you want him to like work in the jokes. I bet you, I bet that would be great. That would be great. Well, I was thinking about, well you'll find out if you go. Okay, so um, well he'll be promoting that. But August. Yeah, Chris came up with it. I'm very very proud of it. It's perfect. All right, we gotta go. We love you guys so much. Oh no audio, U the audios on that. Okay, we're good. Okay,

thank you guys so much, don't my god. Luigi literally gets excited when I say Jack because he knows it's all he's gonna You're not going for a w because I got to do press Baby dog by