#241 Fight The Bubble

Says Andrew. Let's start with you. How is your great break? Staycation? We have? Like I don't know, I feel like there's so much pressure to do something when you have four days off. Everyone's like, what are you gonna do? Were you gonna go? You want to come to my sister in law's pool party? And we're like, don't have Friday off? A lot of people did? They did? Okay, a lot of people travel. You traveled. We're going to maybe go to Chicago, maybe Charleston. We stayed here and we it

was fun. I mean it was pretty chill. I shipped my pants. Everything was great. Okay, what's up? What happened? You were going to go to Charleston? Is that what it's like? Yeah, it's like ship my pants. Okay, so that you did, but you didn't go to Charleston. No, surprisingly No, but I did ship my pants. And it's like whatever Charleston's it's Charleston Chew came out of my ask Oh my god, why did you come on? Now? Oh god? He's scoreding gatorade in his mouth. What is

this gatorade bottle with the Chiefs logo on it? These? No? I mean, yes, I do the game. I'm bringing it back. They gave me a free one with a Gatorade. Who's they? They? The Gatorade? You get a deal you buy like nineteen games for free the Kansas City Chiefs logo. Yeah, I don't know what's that about. I mean, here a St. Lucis on football team. That's a good point. So that's the closest one. All right? What why? How did you

shut your pants? Dude? Have you said there's this show called Summer I Feel Pretty, And I was Summer I Feel the Summer, I Feel Pretty? You said this show was called Summer I Feel Pretty? As in it was a name of a girl, Comma, and someone telling her I feel pretty. I have already read the name of the show one time, and I already know that it is not that you watched the show, No, just five episodes the Summer I Felt Pretty. I believe it's what

it's called. And I swear to God maybe I read it twice and it was just like, you know, really fair verbal. You called it summer feel Pretty, Summer I feel pretty? Yes, Okay, So what so you're watching the show called Summer I Feel Pretty? Yes, it's the prequel. Did you think when you said that? Were you thinking, Okay, you're just talking, just talking, okay, ship was coming on my mouth. So I'm watching this. I'm crying. This shows. It's deeply moving, terrible, but I am crying. It's one

of those shows. Are you crying? Five episodes in two it's about mother, sick, mother, cancer, mother. I applied it to myself. It got me good. Two brothers fighting over it. Chris was just telling this Weekend about he had a an ex who lost her dad and was like, you know, went at a young age and went through you know, this was like early, like you know, years and years and years ago and and so unexpectedly lost. Her dad

was terrible. She was just coming out of like coming out of it and ready to like date again and kind of like spend time. And he was like, let's do like a movie night. And he picked a movie and that he had seen before, and he did, my

what movie was it? It was some Oh, it was Big Fish and he had seen it, but he did not think about And as he's watching it, he starts to realize it's about a father's passing, and he has trot like he's just scrambling to come up with any way to abort this movie because it's going to trigger.

And it got us on the conversation this weekend of just like, have you ever been in a thing in your relationship going through something that's like really fraught that maybe you guys fought about but like haven't really healed over, or you know, it could be infidelity And then all this and that is everywhere on TV and movies to avoid music with infidelity or betrayal, and like when it comes up in a TV show or a movie that you're watching with a person, the awkwardness of just both

you not acknowledging it, like everyone experiences that I would love a bestie to write in with a specific example because they can't come up with one now, but or a fan rex in with one. Um anyway, So that just got me thinking about it. But it's sometimes it's pretty nice, especially if you have pent up feelings about like your mom being sick, like it's nice to just get it out and a little bit more came out than to steer against you crieds or you shoot your pants.

So I I know, so I was crying. We're eating chicken salad in bed. I'm crying, Brenna's crying. We're both crying. Um I, but I'm laughing about it mid tears. I don't feel like ashamed about it. But it's a lot of tears, like more than usual. And the show is like a water down o c just like the ship in my pants. So anyways, so I end up I kind of want to get outside because we watched like seven. You know when you sit in bed during the night, No, this is during the day. All it's nice outside. I

want to get outside. I already hit golf balls early that morning, but I kind of want to get outside and hit golf balls again. I asked Brenda to go. She didn't want to go. So I'm like, you know what, I'm still gonna go outside. That's pretty much it that and eat a frisbee. I don't know what else to do out there? What else do you do out there? I don't know. I can't just lay on a lawn chair, Sure I can't. It's well it's too hot for even that. You're not wrong, it's almost too hot to go outside,

so go on. So I'm walking out. I'm kind of like defiant, like I'm going to hit balls. Whether you said the summer, I feel pretty summer, I feel pretty this summer or whatever you call it, sounded exactly like you were reading about. You were talking about the David Sidario Sadari's book Me Talk Pretty One Day. Yeah, it sounds like a you know, uh, like a computer trying to speak, although they do a better. Yeah, well they're good at chess. Have you ever played chess? Like it's

a computers? I would play Connect for it's like an AI thing. Um, So I'm walking away. I'm kind of defining. I'm like, I'm gonna go hit balls. I get in the elevator, I go to fart and it's a little wet. Wait, hold on, you go to fart in the elevator. Yeah, I know that's the greatest place to fart, Like I farted in the elevator today. But let's just he was already. The guy got off on three and I go up to twelve, and I know that no one gets on between three and twelve ever in the history of me

living here. So I farted and it was the tiniest two that I knew that. By the time it goes up to twelve and goes back down to the lobby, there's not going to be a lingering smell. So I did I do? Do that? Do do? But so you let out a fart on the third floor? Okay, In fairness, I think I got ahead of myself. I farted before I got in the elevator, just before. It's a little wet. But I don't want to go back. I'm almost in denial because here I am being defiant. If you go back,

I forgot I forgot to change my pants. So I go down This is bad. I go downstairs and I'm like a I'm almost in denial that had happened. I don't think it's that bad. Where I don't. I really don't know if it happened. Yeah, it just felt like a hot breath that could be wet or yes, like like a Rott Wilder's mouth. And so I get I get in the car or no, I don't get in

the car. I'm walking towards the car, and I'm like, how And even if I did shit my pants, I almost was in the mindset where I'm gonna still go hit balls with chicken salad way into this. Were you depressed this weekend or something? Why would you still hit golf balls with sh it in your pants? I don't know. I mean, care is plummeting. Well it's okay, okay, so so you're okay, Yeah, I'm good. Okay, I'm good. So I end up. I want to check to see if I shipped my pants to make sure. No, I didn't

go finger. I had a towel. But this is all on camera. I'm parked in future parking too, because I was figuring I was leaving. Oh, you were parked like in future, so there's definitely a camera out there. Do you think our our listeners know what future parking means? And, by the way, it is not future parking. Future citizen parking. Yeah, okay, do you think they know what that means? Okay, So there's a place where you can park if you want to check out an apartment or if you're like mature

citizen of this building parking. Yes, yes, And it's like right in the front. There's like five spaces for these for this kind of parking there. It's like out in the open. It's like you pull in and it's there's no garage it is. I mean you can see outside. It's it's just a slightly covered garage. Okay. So I grab a towel and I'm like, I should wear the back seat of my car. Now, I should get all the way into my car, but I'm kind of frazzled and I just put my ass in my car. Are

you still crying at this moment? I should be, okay, I mean you told Brenna about all this right immediately. So I well, first I checked the towel, but I'm like halfway in my car. So whoever's watching this, it's like a Charlie Chaplin movie or whatever, Like I'm in black and white checking to see if I shipped myself with a towe with half my assid in my own car. How are you checking? Are you putting it down the front or through the side? Like pants pants down? What andrew?

This is in the public how how fault far down you? Did you cover your penis? I don't know? I was so I was like, man, what is going on? So then I checked the towel. Ship on the towel. Why don't you check your pants? Because I was wearing black underwear, wouldn't you see brown? I go, I go upstairs. I'm defeated. I'm like five minutes and I just go upstairs. I'm like, hey, what's up. She's like, what are you doing? Back? I was like, just you know, they don't really feel like hit.

And she's like, no, really what happened? She could tell my face. She goes, did you right away? I swear you out? First thing she goes, you shake your pants? And I was like, wait, how does she know change your pants? Did you change your pants? No? Not yet, you were just lingering. Did she smell it? No, she just could sense it. What were you doing? Were you just like standing on? No? No, I don't know. I think she knew how uncomfortable and I just wasn't moving

around and she's like, you shot your pants. I was like, she goes, I want to see I was like, I'm not going to show you how much that's what she was doing. I was like, I'm not. This isn't like a fun thing, Like I kind of want to just get this over with. She's like, yeah, but I kinda want to see how much it is, Like Brenna, this is not like a joke, like can I just have some space. I'm in the living room. Why didn't you go in the bathroom because I want to throw this

stuff into the into the washer right away. And she's just like, I don't want that wash. But it's not that much ship though. So anyways, long story short, we talked about we laugh about it. She's actually, did you wipe your butt? Did you go like clean it? I went right in the ship. Uh. Then Brennan tells me a story about it. Just one quick anecdote, but she told me a story about how she was running across

country and she pooped her pants. And she says she would wear in short where you know how like they have they're lining, so I didn't know where for the poop to go. And her first thought was this, what is this? What balls? Feel having balls field, Oh, just like having a around. Yeah, it's so funny because it must be. It's not the guys don't know their balls are I would know. How brought up poops and it was like a whole poop as opposed to like shoot

your bands when you're running it's usually diarrheal. It was like little logs and she just said it felt like if that's what balls feel like. Anyhow? That was So that was my weekend pretty much in an Oh my god. And then didn't you go on some dates? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I went on have you ever been on a double day with Chris? And like a random car like a couple. Yeah, but like people you don't even why would you go on a date with people who don't know? I don't know,

how does that even happen? So, you know, new friends. So like I met this guy playing golf through another guy's a lawyer here in town. He's funny. I really enjoyed playing with him. He's a member someplace, so I get to play a nice golf course and he has a girlfriend and he's like, I think your girlfriend with

like my girlfriend? Like okay, I guess. And then we show up and they like look like like it's like whatever, And I was like, all right, well, but when you go on these where everyone's new, it's a date, like you have to interview each other and like you have to be on and you find out everything about each other, not to like sleep with each other, a date anyone, just to like it's a lot and uh, we end up having a blast. We you know, we had a

lot of ship in common everyone had. We went to a couple of different breweries, which was fun, like we have like kind of like a day drinking kind of thing. It was like some bar with a swing that's kind of cool. Uh. I got recognized by a guy that looked exactly like me. I think all my fans look exactly like me, and uh, anyway, so it was a lot of fun. Then the next day we did exactly the same thing with a different couple, and by the end of that it's a lot. Yeah. I don't I mean,

you don't really do. You don't really have too many new friends. But I love doing that because Chris and I are great when we're like when we're around other people, were like the best version of because you're on a date, you're on a date. We really are, like we are great with We traveled on Thursday or Friday, sorry, um two.

I went up to the Adirondacks and near Lake Placid in Keene, New York, and we had to go to Chicago then to Albany, and we traveled with his friend Jack, who was visiting from Australia and he was visiting him in St. Louis, And so we left St. Louis with Jack and it was like the most fun travel day because we had this third person holding us accountable to not slip into a fight, not slip and it just made us like more. It just kept us in check.

We're just like charming and fun it right, just you need another person there so the more well because if you it's another person who doesn't know the intertacies of your relationship and you don't want to bog them down with like any kind of bullshit that you might slip into,

it doesn't mean you don't slip into it. Where you just go like in the back seat, like you grab each other, go away, that kind of thing where you like mouth like I didn't mean anything by that, or like you're so joky in front of this other, in front of Jack or his couple where you'll maybe like rub a little too, like you'll be too, you'll be like you'll you'll admit something about the other person that's like that's not yes, yes, oh my gosh, so much. Yes, but you had a blast. I mean it looked at

me my trip was awesome. It was. It was just me, Chris, his brother Curran, who owns a diner up there and that's where we were staying. He doesn't own it. He's like he operates it, but he's like I'm sure partial in at this point, but yeah, and he has airbnbes above the diner in this beautiful like I mean, we're in the Adirondeck. It was like it was insanely gorgeous and um like, you know, twenty minutes from Lake Placid,

and yeah, we just hung out. It was just us four and it was such a good group because stayed above the diner. Yeah, and we all stayed together. Yeah, we just were. It was just so much fun and we um we did outdoor stuff but not to no, hell no, hell fucking no. Sara Lena, my friend had dubbed off that before and got such a huge like welt on her, like I didn't do anything dangerous. I was very like angry about any the idea of doing anything dangerous. Water skied, I um, I sway on, I jumped,

you know I wouldn't waterfalls. Oh yeah, I did a ton of stuff. Like I think that sometimes it gets in like Chris and Chris and grown up been there so many times and Jack and Jack's been there once. I've never been there, and it's like they want to show us the best time, and what I what they don't understand is that we got into a conversation later on where it was like like Jack and Jack was

having trouble. He last time he was there, he couldn't get up on skis, and then this time it became like you're gonna do it, and Jack was like we got into a conversation of like sometimes like we don't want to do things, and that's like the end of it. It's not like we don't want to do it because we're like I can't do it and I'm scared because

I don't. It's like I know that this is like something I'm not good at and I don't want to do it, and I don't want to be pushed because then it becomes like, come on, you can do it, and then and then if you even do it for one second, people are like yay, and then there's like a five year old who is doing so much better

than you that no one's even reacting to that. Yeah, it's just like we got into the conversation of like, like it's really important for for Chris and Current sometimes to be like we we need to show you the best time you need to do. You need to face your fears, you need to be doing activities constantly. We need to go r ving, we need to shoot guns, we need to do this, and like sometimes I like a trip. Don't need to do those things, Like sometimes yes,

it doesn't need to be backed to the gills. And so in assessing the week, it was like they were like adding up all the things we did. They're like it was pretty good, Like we got some stuffing on, Like it was so much I would not have wanted to do anything else, Like it was jam packed with things. Like I think that sometimes people when they're showing someone

a place, they want to just fill the schedule. But I think people need to understand that people need breaks, and like downtime is okay for sure, and then Christmas like, but I don't think you've got enough alone time. And

I was like, I don't need alone time. I just need like no, no, do things time, like just sitting and like hanging out, like watching the show for seven episodes in bed, maybe somewhere in between those, somewhere in between, let's go to break and we'll be right back and raw Hello mountains here at home, trim d down between and we're back. Yeah, I had I had a great But I get that so much because I'm going into

Jackson Hole. Yes, and it's like a vision skiing, hiking, climbing mountains, like there's so many things you gotta do because just sitting there, yeah, I mean that's not enough. And so my my sister in law sent me this like repelling like people are like on a cliff like I'm like, I hate heights. I wrote them. I was honest, I was like, I hate hi, I don't want to do this. They're like come on, And I was just like, how many come on do you have to say no to before you just go no? Yeah, before I'm on

top of the mountain. What's the difference between someone who because I've done it before, where I go no, I don't need to sing no, it's and I really want to or something like that. How many times do you like I I want to come up with a code for Chris where it's like I really mean no, and then the other one being like could be convinced, like

they is it? I don't. I don't blame people for pushing, because sometimes you do need to be convinced, and sometimes I do need to be even on things where I go I don't want to do it, like when I do it, sometimes I have a really good time. But there is something about in those situations where at the end of it, I go, what do you mean bubble like that? Yes, you never heard a bubble throat? Wait,

I wish you would have kept it. I got. I tried to push with you that people try to fight a bubble in your throat and it's just like dude, swallow or just like yes, thank you, nicky. People keep talking about with it and they just sound like a I don't know, like a like a frog, diplomatic frog. Yeah, I'd vote for that guy. Yeahs cool. It's just people just keep talking and you just go. It would take one second ago I know I was on a roll. It's so funny when people fight the bubble. Sorry, I'll

fight people do it all the time. It's time about what bubbles are and people's throats because it happens all the time. I don't know what was going on back there, but it's hard to sometimes because I have the headphones on to connect to my throat, even though I could hear it, but I'm not connected. Yeah. Yeah, So anyways, how do you do it? Hungover? Ever? No, because I don't drink enough to get hungover these days. Wait, so

you don't drink you've never felt the phone? No, I have bad, but not lately, but not in this time that you've been drinking again, you have not once been hungover? No, a little tired, but nothing. I'm not just saying that either, Like, dude, I used to get hungover. As do you feel drunk though? Yeah? Yeah, silly, little laid more, laid back a little like laughing at nothing. Yes, you know, enjoying a swing at a bar just because it's as fucking you get Yeah, just dumb, yeah yeah,

and just enjoying that. Yeah, not thinking about my mom dying? Yes, after four more drinks and then and then it's like, yeah, I'm like an American flag naked for some reason. Do you see fireworks? I didn't see one firew I saw a half of fireworks, no one. Did you see fireworks on the spectrum? Yeah, we had some like in town, but I think they were just like neighborhood fireworks. Yeah, I'm anti fireworks now. It's like it causes so much trauma to animals, not just pets. Obviously we know what

it does to pets. Dogs are hiding under beds, cats are riding under beds, but like birds in the woods, newborn bunnies, even mama bunnies, like they're just explosions going off and it's so frightening to these animals and it causes them to run or like baby bunnies to run before their birds, to get lost, birds to fall into trees. Like it's traumatic to the environment. And firework yeah, it's so loud and I um. This weekend we went to this amazing fireworks show that it was like it was

the best firework show I'll ever see. Was so close up you're like literally inside the firework, but it felt felt that way. It was so nuts um and before the fireworks started, they did like a warning of like ten minutes and they shot off a firework and it was still kind of light out, and we were there for hours beforehand, like having dinner and just hanging out, so I was not expecting anything, and I thought it was a mass shooting or a bomb going off, Like

I just read too much about that stuff. I'm too prepared, and I really thought something was gonna happen. So Chris, at the very second this happened, was taking a picture of me because we were talking about how like no

one takes pictures candid pictures anymore. We're always just like smiling and it's like not anymore, like ever, And so he's taking a candid picture of me where I was just like staring, and then as he's taking the picture, the warning shot goes off, the warning firework, and I got so scared because I thought it was I really thought it was a bomb going off. My mind was

just not in firework mode yet. It was more in there's going to be a bomb mode because it was just a crowded event and just I don't know, I read about Columbine. You're probably reading about what happened at this three days ago. Yeah, it was on Friday. So I take a picture. He takes a picture, and I go, oh my god, if that was alive. You know when you take live pictures and they have like a little moment where you like twitch in it. I was like,

you probably would have caught me looking terrified. And we watched it back and it is me just like this, and then like, like, my face is so scared. It looks exactly like the face of something someone that is like I literally thought I was what in a terrorist event?

And um. And so then we took that footage and we made a bunch of like we made it into like a longer video, and I was going to post it and say this is this is an American at a crowded event, like the irony is I was at a fireworks show and you can't even enjoy a fireworks show anymore because when you're at a crowded event in America, you think there's the possibility of getting shot in it. And so this is me, like I was gonna post.

I had a whole draft written up that was gonna post because it's such a crazy photo because you see me go from like totally fine to like, oh my god, I'm gonna tell the fear in my eyes is like that of a it's I got to see myself in the most vulnerable state. And then I'm about to post it, and like an alert comes through of like six dead in Chicago, and I'm just like what like and I go, oh, now I can't post it. And then I realized you

can't ever post anything about that. There's always gonna be something that's like this is insensitive because it happens every fucking day. Tim Chris's brother was two blocks away from that. What they heard the sirens They had just walked by all those places that had the windows blown out. I mean they were they were right, they were right there. And then I know someone else who's from that area.

It's crazy. That's It's like, uh yeah, yeah. A lot of people are trying to link it to Chicago violence, like they love that fucking Chicago. It's Chicago, and it's thirty minutes north of Chicago in like a very wealthy neighborhood that's nothing like what the violence usually is. They like to link those things. Well, I don't like that they don't link the things because it is all the same, like black kids getting shot at inner City Chicago is

the same as people getting shot in the suburbs. That so to differentiate because I saw how them that was like shooting an affluent Chicago and it's like, why do we need to know that? Why is this different? And this deserves more attention because six people are getting shot in Chicago every day at least I guarantee it. Yeah, I don't think it deserves more attention, but I I think it's a common thing that people say that are supporting guns, like, oh, well, there's strict laws in Chicago.

People are still going, yeah, there's like the strictest state and people bring guns over from Indiana like that's the whole thing. There's not like checkpoints at the state lines. Do people think they're only for abortion now? Yeah, so you got a gun, that's fine, come on in. Oh my god, yeah, um yeah, dude, the uh the live that's so funny. You mentioned a live video because you didn't know. Remember when I said that live to my little brother and I, yeah, what were you showing him?

Like you're showing him my body like a before because we were going to have a contest and I just blocked out my penis, but it was alive so when he pleshed, the box disappeared and he was showing my sister in law, so she saw and my dick wasn't. It wasn't showed dick, and so she saw. Brennan said something funny to mean she grabbed my penis today and she's like, wow, you know, it's amazing how much dicks grow.

It is. I know, but it's it's kind of a backwards way of saying, Yeah, your dick looks small when it's flaccid, but don't you know that it does? Yeah, I know, but it's just funny. It's like a backwards way of saying. But it also it's like it looks so big when it's not. I love flaccid penis is so much. I love them. What do you like pulling on them? They're just like goo gooy gooy. They're like little toys. They're like little Um. I got some little lizards for my niece and nephew in up An, Upstate

that are just like this, like consistency. I love. And I realized it's like a flaccid penisien see, I just like to like squish on it. I know who would love this, Nie? Yeah, get them ready? Um, yeah. I just like, what's the squishy things that you could never grab? And they were just yes, those are like practicing and jobs for kids. You put your finger in the middle of it. Yeah, yeah, start waste again. This was confirmed

by two boys yesterday. There was an old wives tale that if you ever peed in a river, fish could use the stream of pee to swim up your pee hole. Two boys, what is that? I think it's just like a discourage peeing and rivers. I mean that seems like a thing maybe being in pools. Do you be in pools, by the way, be honest, Um, I have for sure. I mean not as a child. As an adult. I'm a little worried about turning purple, Like that's like a thing that is child's fear. That's a child's fear. And

then no, that doesn't happen. There's nothing that does that. Would you be in a pool right now today? I was shocked to find out when I went. When I was on Bird's trip last weekend, I was with um Shane Gillis and uh Martin Normand and both of them admit because I was like, I gotta pee. Where do you think the bathroom is? And They're like go in the pool and I go, what you what? You're an adult and they're like, there was probably you know, fifty

people in this pool and they go. They both were like, I've paid twice since we've been here. And I'm like, what are you kidding me? And they're like, yeah, that's what you do. And I'm like, I cannot. I did not know that. I thought maybe some really gross adults would, but the average adults, it's all piss. Come on, guys, grow up. Do not go pee in a pool, you fucking adult. And I did pee in the pool because I go, what the funk? I guess I'm gonna do it, but it was so disgusting and I will not do

it again. Will you grow up? You're not pean a hotsub in peanut pool. Get out of the fucking pool. Like that is really disgusting. You're not a child. When you're a child, you pissed in the pool. Stop it. This is ridiculous. It does not depend on that. That is a public space and you don't pe And I know there's chemicals to make it go away, but it's still disgusting. And you know that the smell of chlorine is only smells like chlorine if it's activated by piss.

Chlorine by itself, with no activation of piss, smells, has no scent. So if you smell chlorine, it's because it's being activated by pete and there's in there. Interesting, you can smell chlorine when you're pouring in you're pouring chlorine into the pool. That's you can smell chlorine. No, you don't, it's a it's scentless. I swear to chlorine. Yeah, I'm from Florida. No, chlorine. Chlorine only smells when it's activated by piss. You can't smell it before it can. No. Look,

chlorine tablets, No, I smell them. I'm looking up. I get Okay, maybe this is the thing. Maybe once the chlorine goes into water, you don't smell it till it's activated. But before it goes into water, yeah, before Yeah, you don't really smell it in the water because unless that's like an over chlorinated pool. Okay, the average backyard swimming pool could have about two gallons of urine in it. You know that sharp odor of chlorine from the swimming

pool you can recall from the earliest childhood. It turns out it's not just chlorine, but a potent brew of chemicals that form when chlorine meats sweat, body body oils, and urine. But I guess what actually causes the distinctive irritating smell about around swimming pools is not chlorine that's an urban myth, but volatile substances known as um uh fuck where is it again? Fuck? Chlora means chlora means

form in pool water. When chlorine combines with contaminants brought into the pool by swimmers, I think you're in perspiration, body of oils and cosmetics. The truth is that cleaner swimming, not less chlorine, can help reduce the chloramine irritants that

caused swimmer swimmer red eye and itchy skin. So maybe it has a smell, but the smell that you notice as pool smell is piss, piss, And think that's a clean pool that has a chemicals really doing its job activated, Dude, A Vegas pool probably has three thousand tons of fucking or whatever leaders of piss where you sit down and you play and you gamble. I just I couldn't. And then when I when I finally did it, because I wanted to see if I could do it, I felt

so wrong. It's peeing in the ocean, being in a lake, being in a river. I mean, even that feels kind of wrong because sometimes I feel like this one monster will be like I love pee and like be attracted to it. For some reason, I always feel like an alligator. And I was in Lake Placids, so I thought, like that big old alligator from the movie. I do get scared sometimes pissing in the ocean, where I think it will like trigger shark to be like, what's this, Yeah,

because they can smell so well. Blood is there like thing? And I'm sure, yeah, blood is their thing. I know. And I was bleeding this weekend too, really, but you weren't in the ocean, were you know? I was in the lake. But there's that movie Lake Plasid about that big old crocodile. Yeah, scat. I was scurred, even just in a lake. But I know it's just like big old scrap bass and like catfish that don't bot of a human. I was still scurred. If girls said serve,

I wonder if they probably no, I don't think. So, Okay, let's get to the news first. Oh, if you're a surfer out there and you're bleeding, out your puss. Let us know about it. I hope you're having all the swells. It's Tuesday, folks. You know what that means. It is Tuesday back do you know? Back to you Andrew? Back and back to you and back to you. I'm just kidding. I was like, wait, what did he forget to do? I just wanted to see what? Yeah, I just wanted

to see what would happen? Would happen back? I'd send it back all right over to ni No very important news. A fashion influencer or says her date disappeared into his room for forty five minutes, prompting her to go on TikTok and asked, can you be stood up at their own house? He went in there, like he went in there, and it's been forty five minutes of silence. One response said he was in his room waiting for her, and

when she finally went to look. In a follow up video, she revealed that he was in fact waiting for her, naked on his bed, seemingly hoping to have sex. When asked whether or not her dates trick worked, she replied, yes, but no, but yes kind of what forty five minutes? Come on? That is an exaggeration. I but it was four to five minutes. That's too long. That's a long time. Can to not go, hey, come in here? Like yeah,

it's maybe to just lay there? And she had to hear you're going on TikTok and asking because like the room was right like the door was right there in the photo. Um, I wonder how long how quick he got naked in there? Like was he and what did he say he was going to do? Like did he just go right in there as soon as they got home? That is bold and I hate that it worked because it totally did her being like no, but yes, but now but yeah, Well, one time I went on a

date and I had this. I talked about it on in the U Up Days. There's a YouTube video of it, My worst riot date. And it's so funny because a girl that was on the Bert Kreisher trip, Carter Cruse um DJ Carter Cruse, she told me she DMed me the other day and was like, Hey, I'm hanging out with this guy I used to hook up with who went on a date with you and said that you like roasted him on his show and I was like, is his name Dave? She was like yes, and I

was like, I did think he was really cute. But it was so weird because we yeah, we went over. I went over to his place during the day. We're just gonna smoke. We did and hang out. Yeah, but I thought it was a fake phone call. And he gets on the phone. And my question to my friends, kind of like the version of TikTok that the girl did, was I wrote to all my friends, how long do you let a guy be on the phone when you're on a date over at his place before you leave,

before you voluntarily late? Yeah, So I think it was around the eight minute mark when I asked, and then it went to you know, it kept going and he kind of was looking at me like sorry, and then and that's when like, you gotta go watch the video.

But it was just so insane. And he claims that it was not a fake phone call, that he did not call his friends to all come over and then just create this kind of flash mob of roommates coming over, blasting Maroon five, none of them talking to me or acknowledging me, all of them on FaceTime like or influencing in some way, like shooting a video. It was so weird. It was so weird. It was I wish, I wish so bad, and that's what it felt like to me too.

It was. It was terrible. But um, yeah, apparently that guy is still out there and he's upset that I roasted him or whatever. But I'll maintain that he was very cute, very nice, and I was at the point in the date a little bit more. I was so mad because I can't take that level of disrespect. I will like, this is the difference between me and that

TikTok girl. I at this point in my life was a thirty four or five year old woman and I had enough respect for myself where it was like, if you don't like me, or you do something that is so mean or like weird or dismissive, it's not gonna make me like you more. Five year old me, maybe that would have made me like the more you would have been in bed. We're out by his pool, just

having a great conversation. So weird, and I remember on that date like I was a little apprehensive because I'm scared that, you know, he was going to expect me to have sex with them, because it's going over to his house, and everyone was like, oh, you went to his house like that means you want to have sex, and I'm like, no, it just means like I didn't want to go fake have coffee, like I just wanted to he we both smoke weed. We're going to talk,

and I'm very good and not that you have. I'm very good at setting a boundary of like we are not there's no hanky panky going on right like we were just like very it was friendly. But I remember being by the pool and like being like, oh, I would kiss him if he tried, like having that moment of like I'm ready, and then ring ring ring, ring ring, I gotta take this of like and it was just the story reminds me of I watched something about Mary last night again that show. Watch a lot that shows

that movie. Oh it's so good, it's so fucking funny. But when he gets his dick stuck in the zipper, remember like the first one of the first scenes, he's in high school and he sees her in the and he tries to put his pants up real quick and his balls get stuck at watching her from the Yeah, from the bathroom he's watching and uh, he's stuck in the bathroom and they don't know why he's in there, So sick Dad goes in the Dad brings in the mom. A cop shows up through the window, and then a firefire.

Yeah that movie is great. Okay, let's go to the next story. Boom. Middle aged people who are unable to stand on one leg for ten seconds are most are almost twice as likely to die within the next decade, according to new research. This is it's not the Good News network. So yeah, it has to do with sorry, it has to do with obesity. Participants were asked to stand on one leg for ten seconds without any additional support.

They were asked to place the front of their free foot on the back of the opposite lower leg, while keeping their arms straight by their sides and their gaze fixed straight ahead. All right, Andrew, you're gonna live. Okay, you're not going to do in ten years the first time you can do it? Definitely. I mean it's like a yoga move. Yeah. So basically the point is unlike aerobic wow, nice, Yeah, this is about obesity, right, I

mean this feels like fat shamy. No no, no, it says unlike aerobic fitness, muscle strength and flexibility, balance tends to be reasonably well preserved until the sixth decade of life, when it starts to wane relatively rapidly. It's more about like not not um not using balance in like you know, exercises and stuff like that, like only focusing on muscle

and strength and stuff and not balance. That's why I go to a guy called Balanced Body, because it's all about, like, you know, on your your feet, like when you're walking or when you're standing, your your feet or a tripod. Like the front part of your foot is like the two sides of your your big toe and your you know, not your toe, but like you're the path of your front foot is the two point, and then your heel is the back point. So it's like a tripod and

you should always be evenly dispersed between those points. And yeah, it's all about balance. Like right now I'm sitting, I'm I'm you know, I mean, like my my left buttock is atrophied and my right is very strong, and I have to start shifting the way I sit and like doing everything different so I can balance. And I have to start being a bud. I always be a banana. And I have to start like talking in my hips when you keep saying banana with the yellow behind you

with your blonde hair. I really I see a banana. It's kind of cool fruit to be, you know. When they're like are you apple shaped or pear shaped? I'm like, God, those are sucked banana? I am? What am? I? Then a plum blueberry because you're wearing blue today. Wait? Wait, what happened to your hair? What's going on? It's kind of haircut? And what about your mustache? I trimmed it.

I was going to keep the mustache. Brenna wanted the mustache yesterday and I went too short with the clippers, clipperson, so you had to take it all off. But it's kind of longer than the rest of your So how did you do that? Well, I clipped this, went to shorten the mustache for and I went too far. So but is there, but it's not as thick, So how did you do that? It's a longer clipper. Oh so it's just the same amount of it's same you have hair. They're just shorter hairs than they would be if they

were a full mustache. Okay, okay, next news story. She shaved my bag. I've never done that. WHOA why did you do that pretty vulnerable to swimming, shave your back just to not sink. But why, I don't know. She just asked. We were already just trimming it up and I got my back wax at one time, and now it's not a good experience. Why just her and it got a Rashi ship. Yeah, alright, next story, alright, this is this is a snow Actually we're getting through a lot.

This is a story submitted by Besties last week. Nikki, you called it Cameron Diaz to unretired for a new movie with Jamie Fox talking about something about Mary I was annoying, but she I guess she was not in a movie since two thousand fourteen or something, so that is a long time. So I'll give her credit. So what were you annoyed about. I'm annoyed by people saying they're going to retire and then they come out of it. It's just shut up, just go away. You don't need

to announce anything. It's all for press. Now. She got two stories out of it, retiring and coming out of retirement to added story to a few times. Well, it's funny that you say that, Andrew, because Jamie Fox called Cameron Diaz but he had Tom Brady on the line with the announcement, and he had and he had Tom Brady give you know, like ask her unretired and to like let her know what that's set up. Yeah. She goes,

oh my god, is this Tom Brady? And he goes, I was talking to Jamie and he said, you needed a few tips on how to unretire. I'm relatively successful at unretiring. And then she responded, honestly, exactly what I needed. Yes, all just the most un funny interactions and dialogue I've ever heard of my life. Yeah. She has with Benjie from Good Charlotte. Yeah, I don't think that. I think

they maybe did a circusy or adoption or something. I don't remember seeing pictures of her pregnant, but I don't know. It doesn't matter. Um, she has a mom and she is so captivating. Yeah. I mean she's gorgeous. I mean she was the perfect person for the role of There's Something about Mary, because she's just one of those girls that like every guy is obsessed with. Ye. Yeah, she's gorgeous and seems really fun and nice in that movie, always so funny. I can't he didn't do more things.

I think they actually dated her and Brett Sex. He was on the movie. He was on that movie in the trailer with his little green penis or something. Didn't Bret like for Green Bay, but didn't his penis when he sent it to that one girl, it was like green or gray or something weird. It was I swear there was something discolored on it. Do you remember that? He remember he did have a pick out there, dick, and it was I think it was not hard. It was like weirdly. But what was I going to say

about this her coming back? Yeah, it's all just press. Like I got pressed this weekend because I said Kim Kardashian's body is fake. Wasn't that a while ago? You posted? No, I did it a while ago, And I also did another one the other. Every time I see a picture of her, I'm just like, people need to know that this is not achievable by diet and exercise, because everyone thinks it is. And so when you do diet exercise in your body won't look like that. You feel like

a failure. And so, and I said, I don't like It's not that I don't like her. I do like her. I'm not judging her. I'm just saying there's more to the story. And so I already got ahead of the things that anyone could be like your mean Nikki, and so I got ahead of those things because I do actually like Kim Kardashians. She said you would eat poop to stay young. That is hilarious. I love her. They're pretty honest about getting surgery, aren't they know they're not

They're not. No, they say, I don't have butt iplants, but then they do get butt injections, so they're like honest but not telling the whole story. And yeah, and then I got picked up by the The Sun newspaper and being like keeping Up with the Kardashians reality show rival because of my billboard that they said, word, they said, my my billboard that said keeping up is so last year skew the Kardashians. And then they said I slam Kim Kardashian. There was no slamming whatsoever. I said, I

like her, I said, I'm not judging her. There was no like but blah blah, there was no. But I'm just saying comedian destroys. It gets gets clicks clams. But but the thing is, usually you can the destroying a Heckler is arguable. There was no argument of whether or not I slammed her. There was I said I like her in it, and I said, I'm not judging her. I just want the truth out. There was no slamming.

There was no think. I think in a world of fakeness, any little thing is a slam, you know what I mean. That's like, that's how they live because no one. Someone wrote on it being like, well my body looks like this and I haven't done any surgery, and I'm like, okay, well can injections count? No, But that's what I want to say. Stop with this. I didn't get surgery like that is okay. Let me just okay, any work done, okay, any injections like anything that isn't diet and exercise to

have your body look the way it does. If you've got a b BL Brazilian butt lift where they take fat from a different part of your body up from your waist, you can have a tiny little waist and a big gass. That is not natural. It's not diet and exercise. And you're lying by saying I didn't I didn't have surgery. Okay, Well you know what I meant. So, you know what, the surgery is not the issue. It's just the lying of it, the work you paid a doctor to do something to your body that wasn't diet

in exercise, which you claim is natural. No, they don't claim. They just say nothing about it, and they and they tout their skincare lines or there, you know, you know, not to mention the filter on top of it. Like oh, and by the way, there's this other account where Megan Fox I saw this. Uh, Megan Fox altered her already tiny size zero frame to be even tinier. H every Madison Bear, whatever her names, she does it. The Kardashians all do it. They're already size nothings. And then they

go to they alter it. And there's these accounts that show because there's people that are taking pictures on the red carpet that have the actual photo and they go to get the image and then they compare it to the image that they posted and it's and then they go back and forth between them and it goes in and out and the original photo is not bad. Why do these girls have to alter and already thin body?

Stop it because it gets rewarded. No, you're lying to yourself, and you're lying to other girls, and you're making people feel bad about themselves, including you, including you, because you will get old and you will get fat, bitch. And I felt the same way when John Hamm put that extra thickness in his cock when he was wearing those pants. Dick was not that big hilarious if it went back and forth, tiny thing, like he altered them. All Right, we gotta go to break. We'll come back with reddit

ums karaoke mode. This is your red don um. I really loved this tweet from white people Twitter, from a person named forty seek c e e k S. Thank god pregnant twelve year olds will no longer have to see a rainbow in their classroom while they're getting shot at, Like that's what people want to prevent, Like I don't want my child staring at a rainbow flag while they

get shot at when she's pregnant. Oh my god. Chris and I were talking and he was like the only thing they missed in there was like like rape, and I don't know, it's a pregnant twelve year old, it's probably rape. They probably got that one too. Why are feet This is from no stupid questions, why are females nipples not allowed to be out in the same way men's are. I've asked people, I've googled. I cannot find

a legitimate answer. Have I missed some key different aside from the fact that bobs slash female nipples provide some kind of service? Breastfeeding is the service, even though I don't see why that would warrant hiding them. If it was a sexual thing, then plenty of people sexualized shirtless men and male packs. Any religious motive would loop back around to the sexual aspect. Is there a genuine reason?

Have I missed something? Um? And then someone said this was the answer that I really liked, told on, let me find it. I think it's When I was in college, one of my anthropology professors shared the following story. He did research among indigenous people in Tanzania. One night, he was in an local bar and they were showing some movie in the background where there were many unnecessary close up shots of the female leads breasts. No one was

paying attention. Suddenly everybody in the bar got super excited and started playing close attention to the movie. There was nothing sexual at the moment that the professor could see and he asked someone what was going on. They were suddenly excited about seeing the backs of women's knees. In their culture, women usually were topless and breasts were not a big deal. But for whatever reason, the backs of the women's knees, which were usually covered, we're super sexy.

So I would say that the belief that certain parts of a woman's body are sexy and need to be covered are very culturally specific. Interesting. The thing is it does distract. I mean, I wasn't allowed to wear tank tops in middle school because we would distract boys from learning. I mean, I've been I've been to Europe, though, and you go to a pool, everyone's topless, like in Greece, And at first I was a horny American. I was like, holy shit, tits are out. Third day, it's just what's covered.

I would never wear. I would never go topless because I would just feel I don't like when men are horny around me, or when men sexualized me when I don't want to be se they don't, and you don't feel that. Don't even wear cleavage day one and two. But they're gonna feel horny about your legs. You show your legs. I know that was interesting. In the back of the knees made me think of Noah because she hates her back of her knees being touched. It's it

is like a sexual it's a rogness zone. Perhaps it is a place where people but yeah, I couldn't hate that feeling. It's like on the ball, like on the ligament, yes, oh, on the ligament, like on the on that like tendon. Yes. And we also have one like near our puss, like over there that like bone that I can't have a finger on. That is it because you're scared someone might cut it, like in like pet cemetery, like is that it is a little bit of that reference. But no,

it's it's just the sensation. I don't like that sensation, that kind of touch. I just don't like it. This is crazy. I watched. One person said, I watched the documentary once that was shown on broadcast television about a trans woman getting top surgery. While her bare chest and nipple were shown uncensored through the first part of the documentary. The moment the surgeon inserted the silicone into this slot he cut into the woman's chest, a sensor blur was

added to cover up the exposed nipple. So the second it got some meat on it, it's no good. Okay, it's it's the breast size that is it, because because it's just too horny, it makes people too horny. Um okay, so this was I thought this was interesting. This was from the subreded science Women's Techniques for Pleasure from anal touch results from a US probability sample of women ages

eighteen to ninety three. It says that um, about a quarter of participating, about one fourth of participants noted that they did not enjoy any form of touch inside the anus, and one third of women reported they found no pleasure in each specific touch technique. So um, so that means that some people, like a fourth of women are going to find no anal touch good at all, whereas wait, about a fourth don't like any touch, whereas a third of women don't like one of three kinds of touches.

So if you don't like anal sex, it could be because you just don't like it, as opposed to what I thought, which is like you just didn't try it right yet. So that was interesting to me. But that does mean three fourths of women would enjoy anal sex a type of anal touching three quarters. That's a big percentage. Put that out there. I want to know who's started that study. Um, I mean I don't know, Like these studies always make me laugh, like some guys just like

I need or a girl. All right, So well, I mean I think together, if you if you do any if you know anything about you know, research on women's sexuality, there is none. There's no money for it. No one gives a funk about our pleasure. That's why I like, no one knows what we really there's no money in women's sexuality. So I was excited that they even thought to like, maybe we should figure this out and see

what women like. Um. This is from stand up comedy the sub credit that I follow where a lot of mix like upload their material and it's all comics I've never heard of. But there are some really funny guys in here. I found one guy. This guy's name is Austin Lonenberg Loneberg l O N E E B E r G. And this joke made me laugh so hard. I loved it so much, and I want to share it. Do you think anybody's ever thought of a runny second

song for the bagpires? I think about that. I wrong the jokes a little bag patro it's not really been around for three thousand years. One song when you're like, yeah, month ago and then we goddamnit, long starting song of all time. That's what it's got a name here on the Brave. I don't think you need to name a song. I think you just probably pull up the noise bagpipe stand or maybe the other title is important white event just happening. You can ever hear the bagpipes, look around,

something important and white is going on. It could be anything, no guarantees on what it is. It could be like a high school graduation, or it could be a cops funeral. Really yeah, I've got one song for all white emotions. Alright. I really like that. That that's just an example of such a good joke that like, uh, that it's just sitting there wing for anyone to discover that there really is. Immediately you get it, you know there is. We all

know the one song that a bad play. It's funny too, because like the whole time, I'm like, is there really only one song? Like part of me is like there's gotta be another. I mean, I'm sure there's other songs, but like us, I don't even know that song he's talking about either, Like I get it, like I kind of know it, but I can't. Can you hum it in your head? I can't um literally literally literally. Yeah, it's just like I can't know, I can't humme it. I um, but I just really liked it. Yeah, that's

a good joke. Alright, Uh, next up, let me see one second. Um, Oh my god, that one't oh um. This was from TikTok Cringe, which is just pretty much just good TikTok videos. This was I didn't send Noah this one because it's not necessary that you see the video. But it says man air drops a picture of himself naked to all passengers on an airplane. She said, Met Larry, it's the TikTok voice. Met Larry, who us air dropped

a whole flight photos of his PEP. Thankfully I accepted it, saw who was sending it, and immediately started speaking up. Stay tuned for the police escort. So there's this creepy guy in a plane that just air dropped his dick to a bunch of people. But did he know what he was doing? I think? So that's my only worry for the plane takes off, or maybe it's once it landed. It's like having a conversation with the person next to you.

You only started once the plane is landed. My only concern for that guy is that he didn't even understood you know he did He's I look, my dad didn't know why in a group chat Brennon's name wasn't in the group chat. That he had to put it in himself. I'm just saying that, let's just say a world where this guy was just sending to pressing though to send a dick pick when you're on an airplane like that, why is it so urgent. I'm just saying that they

made a mistake. He didn't. Well, he's not claiming that he made mistake. He's just sitting there, so well, what happened with him? Didn't there follow up? Wait? Let's see, maybe there is. Thankfully I accepted it, always standing it and immediately started speaking up an appropriate for the police. I don't like this woman's voice. It's sexual harass. He is so gross. He has a mustache and he's like

but he's not going like no, it's purpose phone. I've had I've had people air dropped like sometimes on the train subway Yep, on the subway, you get like people wanting to it. Guys love to expose themselves and like to have They love seeing your shocked tracks. I used to have a joke that if a guy ever, the best thing you can do to someone who shows their penis on the train is to look bored by it, because they get off on you looking scared and frightened. Did when he sent out you can so you could

do a thing send to everyone on your phone. No, you can just press iPhone. You know Mark's polte like it shows up all the phones that are will to accept it. Jesus. I mean, what's your exit game here? Final thought? Um, I think that people they thought he couldn't He probably had his phone on like iPhone, so he thought he couldn't trace it. But the girl saw his body and was able to find out who it was. I mean, I wish I had the whole story. I know. I bet you there's maybe a follow up on that

TikTok hopefully. Um yeah, no, that sucks. I mean the idea that I just I feel so bad for people with weird fetishes. I mean, I really do well whatever gets you off. That is just something so creepy. I mean, I have weird things that have developed from my watching porn that I didn't expect to be into that are now a part of what terms me on and almost like a necessity for me to be as horny as possible.

Are these new things that I didn't that we're not born of just me being who I am, and even if they were, but they're they're culturally influenced or there, like it's just I'm I'm beholden and now to certain toys to like I don't don't not travel with things if I want to have sex on the road or if I want to get off, Like, I can't just rely on my hand anymore. I can't just rely on I can't rely on my hand pretty much. It sucks.

I'm I need I need certain things I need If I want to masturbate, I can bring a bag on you like it's gotta be un their fifty pounds. Man, You're like, oh, that's in here is underwear. And I mean that's why I don't carry on a lot of times, because I'm so nervous that and it's not because I'm nervous that the t s A is gonna be it's it's that other people are gonna feel awkward for me. I don't care, I really don't, and I would not be embarrassed. But the idea that other people would think

I'm embarrassed is annoying to me. And I swear that's it. Like I don't get embarrassed about having vibrators or having like that's you saw my TV show like vibrators underneath my but I have no shame about it with I think everyone should have them. But the idea that other people could be like, oh my god, she's so embarrassed is so annoying. It's just it makes me mad. It doesn't make me embarrassed at all. I must want you to do it, just to go through it and just

see what happens. Like like bring like a knife, a gun and then two vibrators and I'm like, I I masturbate with that knife. I'm into some really weird ship. I hold it to my Throat's the only way to come. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's uh yeah, it is interesting that to be more like afraid of other people's embarrassment than the actually feel that way when people are like you, like It really annoys me when you would would get embarrassed about me picking up poop with mulch, because you're you're

embarrassed for me. You're like, you're embarrassed of the fact that I'm should be. You're because I sometimes get embarrassed for people where I'm like, I can't watch people like Nathan for You sometimes is one of my favorite shows, but I can't watch it because it makes me feel so embarrassed for him or for the person he's tricking

that I can't watch it. But I hate when people put that on me and they do what people do it all the time, because I talked about embarrassing things constantly, Like oh, over the weekend, there was this and I don't know why I was motivated to do this. We were dining out and we were in a booth and there was a booth right behind us, and I could hear I was on the far side of the booth.

That was like, you know, these people were seated behind my friends across from me, so across from me behind them was this family and they were like, his stand up is pretty good. I mean, I like this. And I heard the words stand up and I was like, they're talking about. Standon, who are they talking about? And then I heard one of them go and he was in that Judd Apatow movie about Staten Island. I go, oh,

they're talking about Pete Davidson. And I said it loudly enough so that they could know that I heard and what I wanted them to know. Because then Chris turned me and goes, why are you doing that? Why are you letting them know we can hear the conversation. I'm like, because I want them to know that they don't get to talk about celebrities in this bubble where those people

aren't actual people. It like bugged me that they were talking about someone that very well could be seated behind them, Like it made me aware that people have and I do the same thing too. I forget that people have feelings and that actors or you know, if Cameron Diaz heard this, I would be hurt that she thinks that. I think she did that just for publicity. But I forget that Cameron Diaz could hear this. She does have podcast apps on her phone. I'm guessing you know what

I'm saying. And I needed them to know, like, hey, I heard what you're talking about. And that's a person, and I could be best friends with that person or I could be that person. Yeah, but there's nothing part

of you being like I'm also a celebrity. No, oh no, because I have more compassion for a celebrity because I know that when they said stand up and like, oh, maybe they're talking about some one of my friends, I didn't think that then that everyone at my table got embarrassed because I was being so I was being obvious that I heard their conversation, but I wanted them to know. First of all, you're being way too loud that I

can even hear your conversation. You need to know that I've heard it, so maybe keep it to hush tones because it's annoying how loud you're being about them. Of course they would mean they were having a bunch of opinions about whether or not he was funny, and it was like, well, he could be sitting right here, so shut the funk up. Even though I have opinions about people all the time that I think aren't listening, I just wanted them to know. And everyone at my table

was just like, why are you doing that? And I'm like, because I want them to know, how loud they're being I liked it, but my table was so embarrassed of me because you were embarrassed with them. Yeah. Yeah, I was embarrassed for anyone. Well you didn't like them being loud, but then you were allowed to show their Yeah, to

show it back at them. Because sometimes when I'm loud, when i'm and someone goes, hey, we heard what you were saying, I'm like, oh my god, I didn't realize it was being so loud, And it makes me check myself. But I found that a lot this Weekend's not a lot, but a couple of times this weekend where in public, um my my friends and my family, Like, I found

that a lot through my life. People are embarrassed of things that I do in public, and it makes me just do them harder because I'm like, it's so dumb that I'm not even embarrassed and you're embarrassed for me, Like, what's the big what am I doing wrong? I would have friends that would constantly skip lines like oh, and that would really know that's that's that's not embarrassing, that's

just cruel. But I mean I'm just like, like get into a bar like per se were like where people are waiting and they're like, no, I'm just gonna take care of this, and they would do it, and then I would just be like, fun, dude, I can't believe he did like that would For some reason, I get very because that's breaking the rule. Yeah, I guess breaking social rules is yeah. I get yeah, sometimes I do. But then other times I'm so free and loose, and like when weird when Mark and Shane and I were

trying to go to a pool. We had to sneak in because they were all these apartment complexes and we were walking in and Shane market jumped the fence, which I supported because there was no one to see it and we weren't doing anything really wrong. But then Shane and I went through the front and we encountered. We encountered a security guard who goes, hey, do you guys

live here? And I don't lie, and so I go at the same time Shane and I. Shane said yes and I said no. It was just like he just goes, oh God, like he was so doesn't and I was like, I'm sorry, I can't lie, and he was like, come on, just let me talk next. I don't forget what he said but he was just like I felt so I felt like such a pussy, like I couldn't. I was like the worst body and Clyde I was a bad body, like that DJ bad bunny. Same with Amy. I remember

one time Amy was going to my gym. I was working on l A Fitness back in two thousand seven and she was visiting Amy. She was visiting me in l A and she was like, Oh, I want to go, and we we walked in. She was like, just walk in like you usually do. Like I never would be like scan my card, Like if you're not stealing or if you're not doing something wrong, you just do the thing. But if you're wrong, you like look so guilty. And

I could not do it. And when she walked in, I just kind of like hesitated, and I remember the front desk woman was like, excuse me, are you going to scan your card? And I was like, um, she's my guest, and he was just like what the hell, Nick like come on, be cool, and I was I

couldn't do it. I can't do that stuff. Yeah, I don't know what it is, but if I'm not harming anyone by picking up ship, which is actually the nice thing to do, or I'm just letting people who are on your side about being like, well, she's picking up the ship. Still, Yeah, I get that, But why is it embarrassing because I'm touching poop you're touching ship? Yeah, probably it's that, And maybe you know, I just should imber critical. I do all kinds of ship like that,

you know what I mean. I don't know. It's just like I don't know what it is. I think when when I see people going instead of leaning into that, I kind of like feel that, Oh, man, see I do the other thing when I start seeing and I go, oh, are you just so scared for me? I'm the one that's embarrassed. You shut the funk up. No, I like that. I like that. Maybe I'll try to apply that more. No,

I don't. I think it's like inborn and it's it's a sick it's a sick thing because I think it comes from actually being embarrassed, but it goes the other way, like I, well, the Pete Davidson thing can be like you know, a lot of people can talk about you, so then you take that on for him getting Yeah, like I'm someone that is that people think that they know just because they've seen on TV and they have opinions about And I'm a critical because I think I

know celebrities and I can say whatever I want about them, and I get in trouble for it sometimes because the celebrities actually have serious exam or you know, Instagram, and they can read and see the things that you post. Dude, I got in trouble for talking shit about the barbershop I go to here in St. Louis. I walked in and the owner and by the way, this was two years ago. I kind of made fun of that. It's like one of the barbershops with like naked women on

this front. They offer you like a shot and some heroin before you get a trim, and it's just like, dude, can I just get a haircut? Like I don't, And they were like, oh, we were to talk about us. So the owner was in there and she's all tattered up and you could tell no one talks back to her like she comes off very like alpha, and she goes, oh, this is the guy talking about my place on this big show. She was flattered. We gotta go, so I'm

gonna sing us out. I literally she goes, are you gonna keep talking bad and I go, yeah, probably like I. I stood up to him for everyone. It felt really cool. I felt pretty cool there because most of the time I'd be like, no, I'm sorry, God, tattoos really do work. I'm gonna sing because it's the end of the show. Kersen bought us a bunch of fake tattoos for a girl's trip, and I put them all over my arm, and every time I saw my reflection, I was like,

that girl's cool, and then it was me. So there's a part of me that wants to get a sleeve down my arm send a different message to the world that I'm a harm that's in It's beautiful and we could just you could just end there. Okay, thanks for listening, guys. We will be here all week. We got two more shows out of us. Thank you so much for listening. I hope you had a great fourth Uh, don't be good and firework, frost Jack, firework, that's nothing. We're not out there with a different letter. No,