#235 Is She Your Teacher? W/ Natalie Garcia (MaeDay Rescue)

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like a sliver of a moon. Oh, yes, yes, I have a clip snail. Yeah you have eclipse. Now you've you've clipsed them a little too much? With my teeth that aren't there? What teth? What tooth are you getting them with? Because them down for a while. I always do the same tooth like that the only place where my teeth like meet every single time. And I know that they do. Yeah, you do this weird thing where you tuck them. Wait, show me your strategy because I

don't understand trying to figure it out. I don't know. I'm in a trance every time I do it. I'm serious. You you do underneath? Well, how is that getting anything? Is there a nail file on the bottom of your tooth? Because I need both teeth to clamp down on the nail and bite it, and I think I get it. Going with the wait, try to figure out because I don't you know what I'm doing. I'm using can opener manual. And then what I'm saying, Andrew uses one just his

lower teeth to bite his fingernails. He doesn't even use his top teeth. Us to what do you owe? To get it uprooted and to lift it up? You use like you know, those little things that get staples out. Yes, yes, but you use for your bottom by the nail open from its bad. I'm so sorry to everyone listening. Oh I know I'm thinking about I had to do that once out of my finger because you never stapled your fingers. Oh yeah, you always tell you told me that as

a kid. You can still feel it if you've ever set it clamped down all the way like it stapled shut on your finger. It closed. Boy, I had to turn the paper in with my love those little things that you would. I used to love those little things that you would, Yeah, to get the staples and you got I'm hungry first. That's what took Carty's fingers. Yeah.

I had a kid in my class. His his dad ran over his arm with the lawnmower, cut his arm off, and then they re attached it whole arm, whole arm, like it was just dangling and I was thinking about that guy that got eaten by a shark, oh six months ago. Yeah, but we said we focused on that lot. I mean, that was a big moment on our show. That was a horrible, horrible thing to happen. I'm still thinking of that guy. Um yeah, getting a whole arm. No,

shut up. His spirit lives on on this podcast. Tell you that up there, man, you point out at him. There he goes. Are you watching nv NBA Finals, No doubt. I watched it the other night. How do you feel about it? Um, well, I'm watching it because Chris was watching it and he um, he really likes the guy from St. Louis. Yeah, Tatum. Yeah, here's a good guy.

Chris's goal Chris loves St. Louis, you know, and he wants St. Louis, like just to achieve everything, as if St. Louis was his Like, you know, he just loves St. Louis and he wants St. Louis. So his goal is that this Tatum guy does enough impressive things wins Boston a can I guess, yeah, that he gets a basketball team back here. No, damn, he wants Tatum he wants he you know, everyone who's not in Boston hates Boston's

sports teams pretty much. Well, Boston fans are known to be pieces of ship, but all fans are pieces of ship, but they're extra, Yes, they're extra. Okay, So he wants a statue of Tatum, who's from St. Louis, erected in Boston, so that a famous St. Louis in is being heralded.

And as there's a statue, and he thinks that he could probably get it, that this kid is that good that someday there would be a statue of a St. Louis and in Boston as kind of like a secret fuck you to Boston of like, yeah, you you claim this guy, but we we started them. I think I kind of like it. It's like it's such as from and if people from North Carolina. Yeah, so he's from North Carolina. I'm sure, but I wonder if they're like

that statue in Chicago. That's I always feel about baseball teams where Chris is like excited about the Cardinals and I go, because we were talking, I go, David Freeze is the only one I think that not David Freeze, was that David Freeze he was from saying, you know, but he but he was impressive for a while and um run, oh yeah he I mean Chris had me

watch that highlight. It was an amazing That's the thing, like I can get into sports if someone describes to me what they mean to them and like what and what they meant at the time, Like Chris walked me through how he felt when the Cardinals were it was the sixth game of the seven game series, Boston was about to take it all, and then all of a sudden, David Freeze stepped up and like like he just described the moment where he was and him and Tim are on the like couch jumping up and down in their

Greenpoint apartment like screen like and you could just tell he was like it was like me talking about meeting Taylor Swift or something like. It was just so palpable the excitement. And then he also told me that he was like playing pickleball the other day and he his favorite tennis player isn't Nadal, and that there was this like that they were playing to pickleball against two guys that were like much better than them, and him and my friend Rob Durham and his friend. He's a comedian

in town. They were playing against these two guys, and these two guys were like get a little cocky like because they were just like, we're so much better and we're gonna beat these guys. And Chris and Rob had him at the first and then the guys came back and they were losing a lot, a lot, and then Chris was like he remembered this moment that Nadal was like down really like like it was like zero. It was something love, you know, like I don't hear that word out of Chris's mouth a lot, so when I

do hear it, I perk up. I go what you're talking about? And he guys, now I'm talking about a sports score, And I was like I was close enough, um so I think you would like that joke. And so then he was like and then Nadal just came

out of nowhere. He had a screenshot of the moment Nadal like turned the game around and like went for this like lunch for the shot, and everything turned around, and then he ended up winning consecutively, winning so many I don't even know what game it was or whatever, but it was like this moment that for him, he was like he channeled that with these cocky guys were like think thought they were gonna take it, and he was like, it doesn't matter that we're so far out

of the like we're not gonna win. We could. And then he turned it around in that moment because he was channeling the doll and He's like, that's why sports matter to me. And I'm like, sports matter to you so that you can do well in sports, Like it's always likes and that's how I was sweet helped the village. No, yeah, it was yeah exactly, t shirts that weren't hip, non uh like non professional pickleball game against two guys from South County. Well, how it sounds like Chris loves an

underdog story. So it's like that's what St. Louis is to a lot of people. A lot of times with sports. It's the smaller city against the big city of Boston. And that's the idea of Tatum, Like he's from a smaller even though St. Louis pretty big city. It's not like he's from the farm. Yeah yeah, but still like I get that, like I would do if I showed you, I gotta show you a picture of when I was a sophomore in high school playing high school football. I

was like, Nikki, the jersey went past my knees. Like, I mean, I remember seeing a picture of you. When was that picture where you were the tiniest of all the girls? You were you they were lined up by height and you were smaller than all the girls. The grass was taller than me. Yeah. I was like, I'm moving here, and then they shaved my nubs off. What did Rudy inspire? You did? Like the little engine? Who could the little Rudy? I watched the Yeah Rudy and

kidd because you felt like you might be Rudy. Yeah, dude, in my coach, here's the funny thing. My coach would be like, dude, you have so much heart. If anyone had heart like Colin, I'm like, heart is the worst thing to have. Start like, he's a nice comedian. That's thirty. Heart should be the name the score. It's zero heart sucks love. Yeah, you know it's saying it's like, well, it's like it's like the coach his award that was a thing I used to get most improved and stuff

like that, most dedicated. That's all heard. Yeah, even like I I complimented someone yesterday and I was like, you worked so hard? And I was like, oh, why did I say that? They're just talented? Why do I have to say you work hard? Just give them a fucking compliment. The funny part was like I didn't have that much heart. I was gonna say, but barely A yeah, you what you had was a negligent family home and a desire to to succeed outside, just have friends and to get

a warm cooked meal with another family. You wanted that like car blowed meal before the game. That felt like a dude, I hit you want to you had you had? You probably had heart? No I did? I mean for how small I was, But and you're just a good athlete though, I mean, can can you say that? Or was it just that? Is that what you say to someone who looks so tiny that has a good athletic ability, But it's like it's never gonna happen for you? I mean, did you like like Mugsy Bogues? I mean I was

people like didn't you look up to shorties? Yeah? I looked them in the eye. Yeah, Danny was my sports hero. My sports hero is Webster. Did you look to any sort basketball players that were like dunkers that I musy bugs spud Web. Spud Web was five seven and he could dunk. Of course these but both sound short. Spud Web sounds like what we call your names, my spun webs beans. So you see, Bogs is also like a tiny guy's name. Yeah, dude, I was. I was obsessed

with these. I didn't want to pick them just because I was small too. Like that's the other thing. It's like, you're small. You need to like these small people. It's like, but yeah, if they could do it, so could I that kind of you? Um yeah, and I just remember it just like I would. I started on special teams, and uh, we're in special teams. Special teams. Okay, how do I describe? You know, when they kick off and there's like ten guys running down and then the guy

receives it. Yeah, that's special team. Now imagine, imagine I'm Chris telling you, wait, a special team. That doesn't make any sense. So the people that start the game, yes, and the punt do you know the punt the punter? Why is that special? Why is that different than the rest of this Well, there's offense, defense and special teams. Oh wait, there's another, there's a third. Doesn't anyone go special teams special? It sounds pretty bad. It was defense.

There's never offense being yelled, and there's never special teams being and special teams? Does it? Is it for the worst players on the team. They're not the best? Okay, So that's a yes, yeah, okay, But there have been special teams guys that have become like is the kicker a special team? So it's like things that aren't offensive defense, So water boy ball shiner inflater, Tom Brady son, baby boy,

So I was on specialty. This was the best my coach one time because there's two things you got to know about football, two things offense, defense, and oh special takes what a moron? And it was one of the biggest speeches before the biggest game. Where do you learn all this stuff? Like what do you mean? Where is the young boy? Do you learn about football? And what it means? Like how do you that's all we learn?

But how did you learn? Like there are four downs and there are this many points and like how do you how do you put up? Where do you put all that? When you're a little kid. That's so much information, there's so much technical stuff in football, football, baseball, every sport, soccer, um. Well, usually as a kid, it's just like handed off, run that way, and then you slowly it's not like you

don't really know. It's almost like being in band where you just like blow into the instrument and kind of like moment and then over time you're like, maybe I should learn a note. I never learn I know, but yeah, no, no, no, I know. When you're doing football, do you like you didn't start? If I see this is the thing about me, I would have had a panic attack because I didn't know all that. I'd be like, well, I don't understand

what the yards are. I don't know. Yeah, And I used to panic because I didn't know the technical stuff, and so I didn't want to play, Like I don't I need to know everything before I start something, Because what are you doing if you learn through doing that, you've learned not an official game, You hit the ball the wrong way, or you send it to someone who isn't you send to someone who's not that person was open over there where you get you fucking get it

like that kind of stuff. Why do I feel you would if you leaned in the competitiveness and that stuff. You could really like it. You like being competitive, yes, but but but you are naturally pretty. You're dude. I've seen you throw that fucking whatever that your dad's like Navajo like throwing ball thing he had out is. Oh yeah, I mean you're good at that. To Come Alive it talks all yeah, I'm reading it. I started reading it. Oh my god, didn't I didn't know what and drive

it to it's so good. Well because it's that guy from that the Tools book that we love that I read a fourth of, not even a fourth of. Maybe I got the tools to read that book. Yeah, that one was so good. It's what is it called? Coming Alive? I downloaded both the audiobook and a first I download the audiobook and I was like, funk. I didn't mean to. I wanted to because I like reading self help books,

like listening to them. I'll just fall asleep. Um. And then I downloaded that and I was like, okay, I guess I'm sending thirty dollars on this book that would have cost me fifteen. So I downloaded both and then I was reading along as they were like talking. The audio book though, was like they insisted the authors insisted they read it not the best choice. I know there's a guy with like a very thick, like Jewish Brooklyn accent, yes, and he has no there's no like difference, Like he

doesn't get excited. There's no tonal shift anywhere. It's very monotone. I like that idea though, but it's kind of like subtitles. It's like it reminds me of being in class. And the problem is I always read ahead because I'm like, you're so slow, and so I started doing it faster

and then I was. But anyway, it was it is helpful because as soon as I wanted to go to sleep, I was like, I kind of just want to drift off with this, and then you can put the audiobook on stop reading it thirty minutes so it stops, so you don't just read the whole book throughout the night. But I do know about us talk about special teams.

There's a thing called the special Force, the the part X part X part part X is a thing in the book, and it's the thing that prevents you from It's like someone with a gun to your head telling you not to do things and to stay in bed, don't don't eat that extra helping don't exercise today. There's like constantly a part of you that is forcing you at like like pointing a gun at you, making you

feel like you are. You have no choice but to surrender to these bad habits that prevent you from reaching your full potential as an um an NBA athlete, which is what I'm going to be once I really start stop listening to this thing, you can be anything you want and at a certain age exactly because yeah, yeah, well I told Chris last night because he was talking about light is this insulting? Can I just ask you

a quick quick question as a boy? Yeah? Um, I was talking to It's last night about he's training for this bike trip he's doing and he like does like sometimes two or three hour rides a day, Like he's really training and he's working with someone and he's doing like nutrition and like all he's just doing a whole regiment. But he's like very dedicated to it, but it takes

so much time. And um, I said to him, and he's like, I don't know, I just really feel I was like, he's like, it's not sustainable, but it's you know, I'd like to do it the rest of my life in some way, and I was like, oh, there's probably a way to moderate it. But um, he was like. I was like, but it's cool though that you can like get so dedicated to something and like actually do it, Like he he does not skip a workout, like he's

really good about it. Um, and he I said to him, he was like, I just feel like I'm really good at it and I could actually be really really good. And I said, that's true, Like you're an NBA. I've always said that to him, a natural born athlete, which is a joke that it makes it sound like I'm a dumb sports girl. That's like, you're an NBA, Like it sounds like I think, so I said, you're you're obviously a natural born athlete and um, yeah, you could be.

You could be the like the best for your age bracket? Is that a bad thing to say? It's true though, like he could read he could be because there's like sports competitions at every level of age. R That's how it doesn't that Yeah, was that was there offense taken? No. I was just worried to to send it because I did have the caveat of like, Okay, he's not gonna be as good as he could have been at twenty

two doing this. But he's forty one, he's about to be forty one, and he's pretty Um I think he could be the best forty one year old at this thing. I do feel like he didn't take offensive. I think he was, But at the time I was like, if someone told me you could be the best for your age group, I'd be like, UM, fuck you. Yeah, I'm too insecure to handle that age thing. Well, here's the

thing about cycling. I really do think if you took it serious, you could be almost just as good at forty one as if you started at twenty two and took it like a weird like if ping pong, golf, long distance running for women, they're usually in their mid thirties when they're winning for like all women's ages. So there are things like that. You said you could you'd be the best for sixty and older. Yeah, that would be insulting. All right, let's go to break and come

back after this. All right, welcome back to the show. Um, I we have a guest now. Um, we took too much time and so we didn't I didn't properly introduce her before and say and warn you guys. But we have a guest on the show. Um. She runs the may Day Rescue, which is where I got Luigi and Marian in Los Angeles, and she's also a lesbians to show. She also is the host of the possibly online series UM, Who's Your Doggie? Which is I just filmed um yesterday. UM,

please welcome Natalie Garcia. Hello. Hi, Natalie's in town because we filmed. She came to me from l A to film the finale of the show Who's Your Doggie? Where we find out yes, yes, yeah, it's literally yeah, we can just tell yeah pretty much. So the show is like where we you do you, Like, we get swab samples from the dog and then you come back and then we reveal they're finding out like your family treat kind of. I mean it's through the sent shock waves

through Luigi's life. After this revelation, he is not the same. I cannot reveal what he is yet because that episode will come later, but I'll tell you off fairy. Um. So, but Natalie, Um, I said she's a lesbian because we talked yesterday about like what we're gonna talk about, and she was like, can we do not talk about like we can talk about rescue stuff, but yeah, a little bit. I just didn't want to like, you know, yeah, like there's more to me than just a dog lady. There's

another dog lady. Yes, there is another dog lady and I lived with Okay, well Natalie, um uh so when did you know you were questions? I mean I kind of have a lot. Great, I love this. Let're gay? Uh when I used to want to be like my teachers but realized I didn't want to be like them. I wanted to be that you wanted to be like with my famale? What what? What age was this? Like seven seven? Just like wanting to like you're like yeah, I was like, oh, I want to be like that

when I'm older, Like I like how she dresses. And I'd always be kind of obsessed with them, but like didn't realize it, like everyone else would just kind of leave to recess and I'd like hang out and just literally thought, oh, maybe I want to be a teacher, but then I would do that and wants to be a teacher, med not be a person that wants to help our youth, but you just want to get in them.

Um that makes sense to me. I've feel like I've even said that a lot of times where guys I've dated, I'm like, well, wait a second, they don't like me. They want to be me. Like I've had the opposite where it's like they don't they don't like me. They just go like, wait, how did you get that thing? Like I wanna? They wanna because I have a very masculine energy, so they're like they want my confidence. They were getting exactly I was going to ask, it's weird

two roads. Yeah, wait when did you even know? No? No, no, no, um. I came out when I was fourteen fourteen, like no, so I am a gold star are yeah? My god? Real fourteen? How did you struggle with it before you came out or was it not? Really? Honestly for me, I kind of was just like that kid that like I like to shock people, So I was like pretty excited. My mom is also my parents are divorced, but my mom has always been by, but she also likes to

like embarrass me. So like my friend picked me up for like we're literally going to like have coffee or something, and when he picked me up, my mom was like, make sure to wear a condom, I mean seatbelt and so I wanted to just get her right away, and I was like, mom, I'm a lesbian. I like checks, and then I left and when I came back, she was like, was that serious? Like I don't care? And I was like, I mean maybe I don't really I kind of want to date girls, and she was like great.

And so then from that moment on, I kind of was like, I'm gonna do this because I came out and so now I'm a bit you're locked in. I really took it, and actually I'm straight and I'm getting I've held on this too. I just really always wanted to be a teacher. I realized that was now I'm quitting everything and I'm hoping to get my teaching degree.

But that is interesting, like wanting to shock, that's what I what I used to like want to be gay just so I could make my parents mad because it was a thing that I knew that they knew I couldn't choose, because I knew my parents fell on the right side of like, no one's choosing to be like it's not it's just your you are, and so I knew that they couldn't get mad at me about it, you know, But that they would be secretly a little bit disappointed because of the whole I just don't my

daughter to have people judge her and struggle, even though it's like their judgment that they're protecting on other people, but it is, you know, it is tougher to be. I mean, that's what my grandma said right away. She wasn't like I don't want to you know, she's Catholic, she's Hispanic, all the things, but that was it. She was like, I just don't want you to have a hard life. And here I am, like, marching in pride parades making out with ladies. I'm like, I don't know

how this is going to be hard for anyone. It's hard to march for it that long. But what happened to sit Ins? Yeah, I'm sure your grandma's life was so easy being straight, Like I didn't love when women are like my life because I'm straight, it's just so simple. And yes, yes, dealing with men is so it's just easy. Crazy. They literally men cause women and vice versa because so much pain and their lives like just and not not

that lesbians don't have that same. I mean the thing about lesbians though, that I always I feel is that you guys just fall real fast. I mean there's the U haul lesbian where it's like because that's the way girls like, that's the way I fall for guys like I just know right away, let's just do this. And then when you have two people feel that same way, does it happen fast? Oh yeah? If we actually we joke.

I mean, my wife and I feel like are the very like the opposite of that, Like we were together two years before we moved in, and then it took us seven years to get married, and so now it's been thirteen years. But in thirteen years, which is a long time, we know people who have been in like who have been married like three times, gotten divorced all of a sudden there on Instagram, I'm in love. I'm in love. A year later they're sobbing on Instagram and

I'm like, what the fund is happening? Get off Instagram? Yeah, get off Instagram. It's really so you have a wife. Do you have a wife? What took you so long? Do you think pull the trigger on getting moving in and then getting engaged? Do you want to fight this? There are your type? That was it? Yeah? I was like, fuck you guys, it was like, fuck you, I'm doing what I'm doing what I want, I'm doing it going against everything. Uh No, I don't know. We just like

there was just no rush. I think we're just like level headed. And I was a little bit of a horror before that, so I feel like she was trying to be like but it was that hard being a horror of lesbian because wouldn't help because when you have

amazing girls, girls get attached from sex and intimacy. I'm saying, was it a struggle for you in terms of like girls getting attached to you and you having to be like, this is just casual because a lot of girls enter into things thinking it's going to be casual and are like, oh,

I'm fine with it, right. I mean that happened, but I'm just kind of like, I hate to say it because back then I feel like I was kind of just like an ass and I think I just broke hearts, like I was totally a person like people being like that was really fun. You want to hang out tomorrow and be like, yeah, maybe keep on trucking. I'll call you sometime, keep on t keep on, keep on you haulan think why how are you able not to get attached or um, I mean I guess I did. I

don't know. I don't know. I wasn't able. I think I just like liked. I think also when I just moved l A, I was like really wanting to meet people and get out and you know, and I had a relationship prior to that, and I really just didn't feel like ready to dive in because exactly like you said, it's like then I knew I was going to be in another relationship and another relationship, and I was like, no, yes,

have some fun. That's a good. But it's just it's so hard because you think you're going to have fun and then you just want more of the same thing fun. But do you, um, do you feel like you have a more because I get get a sense of a masculine energy from you or you like in your relationship, are you the I'm not not top bottom, but like every relationship straight or gay has someone who's masculine, and it could be the man is the feminine totally. Well

that's what's funny. Is like if you see Maria, everyone's like, oh, she's a butch lesbian, Like you would just think that, but she is like so much more feminine. She cries at like any story of like someone being nice. Like she'll see like an old lady a guy jump out of a cart across the street with her and she'll start sobbing in the car and I'm like, are you kidding me? And like yeah, so I'm totally more the guy if you were going to do that, which is like,

understand what you're saying. I hate saying that, but yes, but if you look at me, I look like a fem lesbian. Yeah, you look like the feminine energy role. But who made the first move and everything? Who who was like, okay, we're doing that? I did because also spoiled at alert guys. She's twenty years older than me, so that probably was also what I took a little right, So I think that was it because she felt like a creep my teacher, Mrs Iivner, that a huge possibility, Ruth,

So that was of course an issue. Not when you started dating? Was that? What? I mean? How did this even get kicked off? Which also can I just say that I thought that Miran I were the first like age gap lesbian couple and here comes Sarah Paulson and Taylor That is I'm sorry, what was that, like thirty three years or something that something like that. Yeah, but like we were the o G anyway, Um, twenty yours

is a lot. It's still a lot, yeah for sure, because now I look at myself being thirty six, and I'm like, obviously a sixteen ye old, but even a twenty three year old is what when we met, There's no way I would even think about dating a twenty three year old now. And that was her thing is she wasn't even entertaining it either. We just like met at a party, like she lived near me and she literally was like, oh, you just moved to l A, Like sure, I'll show you some cool places. Like it

wasn't romantic. I was seeing other people and then it just we like decided to hang out all the time. And my roommate literally finally came in my room one night and she's like, you talk on the phone with her for like two hours a night and you're just laughing and laughing and laughing. She's like, I've never seen you so happy. And I was like, yeah, but she's

old and I'm a child, Like there's no way. And on her end, her friends were saying the same thing where they were like, Yo, it's a twenty three old what are you doing? And she's like, I'm just gonna have fun. Like this isn't going anywhere. It's just gonna be fun. And so she didn't want to be a creep,

and so it was up to me basically. So I think we got drunk one night and then we like, I like made a move and we made out, and then we both were like wait a second, and then at one point we broke up for like twenty minutes and we're sobbing in a cafe by saying like, oh, we shouldn't do this. All of our friends are saying what are we doing? And we basically were like, if we're this upset, let's just keep doing this and having

fun until we're not having fun anymore. That's great. And in thirteen years, I'm still having a pretty good time. Thirteen years. Yeah, we were talking about this yesterday. I guess about how couples are, how you think couples will be doing well from Instagram and then all of a sudden they divorced, like out of nowhere, and like how that happens? So like we just or you hang out with couples and you think, oh, they're great, you got to dinner with them, and then a week later you

find out they're divorcing. We're like, we saw no signs of it. And how much people kind of hide that stuff from everyone or you just don't know. Maybe they are just really good friends and it's fine, and one of them just realized I need more than that, like everybody needs different stuff. Yeah, so healthy, yes, but I mean, what do you mean it's so health are you no? No? I mean I'm not being sarcastic. Okay, I was being for real, Like that is healthy to just be like, oh,

we're just friends. Yeah, let's yeah. Yeah, they just go your separate ways just because you both decided maturely that this isn't right. But no hard feelings sad about it. Have a couple that stays friends after they divorce, like stays good friends and you can tell they're almost like brother sister friends. It's like raise kids. That's so cool to me, And I don't know how people do that someone recently, Um, but like, uh and you're married right, right?

When did you get married? Six years ago? This past Saturday was just our six year anniversary. Jun Oh yeah, we're was it hard to get people your family on board with someone you having a wife that's three years older than you the same thing. I kind of was just like, funk, everybody, I'm doing something different, Like I think it wasn't like surprising to them to the age. Do you see what are the big screppancies with your

age where you're like, um, just references? No, I mean that's the other thing is so for me, like I actually hate to say this to you, but like I don't really know any Taylor Swift songs, Like I don't know stuff of I know, I don't know anything this. I'm just like I've always been like a nineteen sixties and seventies buff, like that's always been my thing. So

there's like a lot of references. Actually, this morning I was watching Three's Company, great show, and I actually called my my wife called me, was like I have to go. I have to figure out what Chris He's getting into. And she's like who, And I was like, you know Three's Company And she's like, god, I haven't seen that show since the seventies. I was like, it's a great show. We should watch. Um, but yeah, no, there's there's not

a lot. I mean, you know, yeah, I can't think of what I think when we get when we're the hall and tailor age, that's gonna be a little that's going to be been wanting to be wanting to ask Sarah Paulson what old people taste like? Depends the comedy to the comedians over here. Um, yeah, that's gonna be. That's going to be the weird thing when that. I mean, Andrew was in a sixteen year gap relationship and so are you a lesbian too? I am? You know, it's

a choice I made. It's thirteen and a half. Actually, no offense. Impressive you have? Um, do you have cultural like? Was there any kind of thing I thought there was? I mean, she knows some songs that obviously I hate, like you know, like like, but I think like it has to do with who raised you, like your parents, Like a lot of the music you love as a kid is just what your parents listened to. So like, you know, her parents listened to you know, Oh Town

and I love No No No. Her parents like listen to Tom Patty and she's so music wise and all that ship. Like I don't know it sounds, I know it sounds cheesy when a guy goes, you know, actually we have a lot of in common and and doesn't I know she's an old but you always make find that like a guys say that girls have old souls. It's really anxious to me. But because it's not the truth,

like it can be, yes, she can. I think you would still date her even if she's like the old soul isn't what's reeling you in a young right, right? But I think people get mad when you're like, I'm forty two, I was insanely immature and never been in a real relationship that it checks out. And then she you're a young soul. I'm a yeah, I'm a young and she is too. That's where it matches up. She's not an old I mean she she is extreme so old. Yeah, but I'm just saying, like some people are like that

doesn't matter. That numbers what you know, Like some people don't want to hear that ship Like some people are, Oh, you're immature for your age, that's why you should be with someone you know, twenty years young. It's like, yeah, yeah, I think it's it really is fine. It's just like I I think that I just get annoyed when it's just like, don't don't rule out the fact that she's young and hot and that you have time, she's gorgeous,

because this is the thing. It's like, you know, if I think there are men, older men that want kids, and let's say like, let's say your wife wanted kids and didn't want to have she would need someone who but she doesn't know when she wants to have them. She wants a little bit of time. You gotta pick someone in their twenties if you want time, if you want to have kids, you cannot marry girl and you're in her thirties. If you still want five to ten years of no kids with the person kids, you can't

do it. So someone like me, for a guy in his forties who's like, I want to have kids when i'm fifty or whatever, you know, that's he's entitled to that, I'm not gonna. I'm I'm ruled out. And that sometimes makes me upset where I'm just like, oh, I can't. Every every guy I think thinks that women in their thirties, and especially me at thirty eight, they're like, well, she can't even have kids, but I'll just surprise him and be like, yo, I froze so many eggs. Your wife

didn't and I don't want to. They don't know that that's a good just live and they know now if they're listening, you could buy any eggs. Yeah, I mean the frozen eggs. There's some they'll be like, cool, they are my eggs. I bought them. Yeah, I know I'm vegan, but right, they're organic. And then when it comes time, we waited too long, they're triveled up. Sorry, And he's like, what about those frozen eggs And I'm like, they're in the you want what did those that? What does that

have to do with us having a baby? Right? Do you? I can thaw him out and make you oh my god, oh my god. We have to go to break. We'll come back with more after this. All right, we're back. Um. The other night, uh, Chris was here and he brought over like his like he he brought over his healthy food like ingredients to make something. But he was like so tired, and he was like, I was like, do you just want me to put a pizza in? Because he was like I don't want to make my broccoli

and my chicken. And I was like and then he was like, could you if you made it, I would eat it. I was like, I can make something for you. I felt so domestic, even though I burnt the broccoli and it actually was good. It was a little bit charred, but it was good, and I felt I've never cooked anything ever for boy and I love. I loved it. I loved like, Oh, does a baby I like when boys are babies? Yeah? So much. Will you do that with Luigi? Yeah? So it's the same thing. You just

want to date a dog that's a man. Luigi is only nice to me, honestly, and like loves me when I go like, oh, I pretend like he's sick, and then he goes oh and he falls into me. I go, are you a baby? And then he'll just get like really like lumpy. But it's like that he can only I feel like I can only give love when someone or something is sick and that they can't fight me off. Right.

That sounds bad, but maybe it's like a competitive thing where like like if they're too strong, then it's like I don't know, like why wouldn't you want to help a strong person? I do, but I feel like they're always like I got it. I feel like either with Luigia, like when they when someone needs to be babied because they're sick, they get a little bit more like soft and they're just a little more loving needy. I like, I like neediness. Wait, did you say that your boyfriend

wanted to cook chicken? Did you say chicken? Yeah, but he eats chicken. That's not like a deal breaker for you. Interesting if it were, I would be alone forever and ever and ever ever. I mean, there's no vegans out there. Are you a vegan? I'm not, but I'm a vegetarian. But there's a lot in l A. Yeah, I live in l A. I live in St. Louis, where you know, dairy is king chicken. It's not me. He's really sweet and like he only brings over chicken because I told

him it was okay. Like generally he's like he'll respect you.

He really he tries, and he really wants to be vegan, like and goes, I know that doesn't mean anything, and to go, yes, it does, Like it means something to me that you you that is a goal of your at some point, like that's all I need and at least just conscientious about it and like probably cutting back eating me when he's with you, which is something he and he bought all this plant based stuff and he sent me like a picture of it like he wants to try, like he knows it's the right thing to do.

So that stuff matters to me. And the chicken was alive, so you had to kill herself as long as he came over and I got to it. It was sick, so it accepted my life piece of seed. Widow baby chicken. I'm having a bird lady come over to the house today. That's not she's a dog lady. Different you hauled dog lady. Um, I'm getting I'm probably fostering a um Quaker parrot um

so religious, do you know where it came from? Yeah, it's well, it's yeah, it came from some fucking breeder situation where the parents I got it for their kid, being like I'll get my five year old a parrot, and we want one that talks, so we got to get this one. So it probably came from a breeder. And then they realize it lives forty years and they're like fun because I think it's like five or five to eight years old, is what they're like, placing it

she bring like a cage and all the things for you. Yeah, they're going to bring everything. As a foster, they like supply you with everything, and you know, they don't usually like people that are like I just want to try this out to see if I want it, Like you know you you work and rescue. Yeah, And I mean that's what happened to me with where I was like, can I just keep them? And I didn't, but I

didn't know that. I wasn't like I just want to try this dug out because they were telling me that a lot of people go like, um, they're all foster a bird that works for their lifestyle. And then they'll be like, I don't really like it. Um, it's just like not and they're like, well, this isn't about you liking it. You're just giving it a home until we find at home. Like if that was about liking it, you would be buying a forever and just temporary it on my shoulder. And I was like and brought it

to a bar and that was cool. But now and I took some selfies. It took like three selfie like got three inner legs and they keep going down. I don't know if the birds getting uglier. I'm getting older. This bird isn't getting me enough legs. Can I return it? Yeah?

It really is. That's what you should do. Do a rent a puppy for Instagram in l A. You can and take a picture in front of a pink wall with the puppy, yes, and then people and then you just tag those people and we know they're bad people, right,

I just want to rent a dog. Yeah, I mean that we kind of do that on accident, which we don't, but we offer trials and so it's like people can have a week before they adopt, and so we have to see those people out to make sure because we've had those few people that are like they get the dog and for five days they take them everywhere in l A and we just are following them and they're taking picture, pick a picture, and then literally day five, like this is so much work. Um, I just realized

we're not a good fit. And I'm like, yo, bat, your Instagram were best friend, my god? And then what don't leave love questions like what what happened to the dog? People are idiots? People just you know, like yeah people now they just like comment with stars or flames, like there's no, like they're not asking dog like nobody's yeah, can it for like a younger day younger one? This bird does? If? I mean, I need to get a

million follows. You know what name? His name is Elmer, just such a cute name, because I kind of liked because I was over there looking at this. I was because chrisp for my birthday. Contact this rescue in town that I've already sent an applications to and they just never got or they got back to me, but it

went to spam. I don't even know what happened, but I've already like been like stalking their bird page and um, and they never had a bird for me because it always said like not good in an apartment, not good with other animals. But then um, this one bird. So I was over there playing with different birds because he

just set up a play date for my birthday. And so I was talking to these women and um, and they were like I could see them like kind of going like because I was like, I want to get a bird at some point, I just want to do it responsibly. I want to make sure to give it the best life. I will have bird sitter come over, like I want a bird that can like have people come in, they won't freak out, Like I'll always have someone with the bird. It will never be left alone.

Whatever you tell me to do. And they were like, are you singing Elmer for her? And like it was just like kind of like almost getting set up there, like I don't know. He's really great. I don't know. And I was like, wait, tell me about Elmer and they're like, well, he needs a lot of attention, like he likes to be a little baby, and I was like, I love, I want a bird that's a baby. I

almost didn't want to say that. I almost didn't say because I didn't want to say, like I want a bird that will just be a little baby and I could just pet it all day because that's about me, that's not about rescuing. So I didn't want to Obviously that's what I want, is right, But I'm not gonna everyone wants that bird. So I want to be able to just give a home to a bird that maybe

isn't that way that other people might reject. So I never started out saying like I want a bird that will be my friend and that'll talk and it sit on my shoulder all day. But that's really what I want. And so when the truth came out, they were like, well, how much attention can you give him? I'm like, I literally won't leave my house like four days a week. I can be here like all day long. I go out for a run like once a day. I don't

literally leave ever. And they were like, I think they were like kind of whispering, and I was like, wait, what shall be a picture? And then I'm like he's hot, Like I was. It was totally like big. He's like this, like his body is like that big, like he's a he's a parrot, you know, green, green, all green. And I think I think the Luigi and him will get along, Like Luigi loves being an only like I know he

loves all the attention on him. But I see them him with Mary in a lot of times, and I just know that he most of the time, he does not play with Marian at all. They are just on separate sides of the room. But there's sometimes where they like he likes to be annoyed, like she'll like start like biting him and then he'll start playing like he

needs to be pushed in to it. Yeah, And I think he would get along well with a bird that would just like pick it his for and stuff and just be like you know, like I just think it's gonna be cute. So what's what's the end goal? Are you? Like? Will you adopted? I want adopted. Yeah, I want to adopt Elmer. I want to be a bird parent. I think it's like I think I always say this, like it will be if I if I died tomorrow, it would be my one regret that I didn't have more

birds in my life. Like that's I just love them so much, and I just feel like that is just it's always something I think about, Oh, I'll get a bird when I'm older and retired, and I can't wait till I stop doing comedy so I can just have tons of birds and start a bird rescue. But it's like why not do it now if I can do it? So? Um, But I also feel like getting a parrot that has a beak that could you know, hurt, Like parrots bite

and they like if they're threatened, they will bite. Um, this is me pretty much getting my tubes died because I'm signing up for a thirty year old that will be my life for thirty years and it's me sending a sign to the universe of like, no babies in my life, because a baby is and birds do not mix. So it's kind of me getting a hysterecto. Me I love it like and being like, no kids. It's as signed to the universe because no guy, I go. I mean,

I'm I have a boyfriend now. But like, let's say something doesn't work out and someday I I meet a guy that wants kids, and I'm like, I have a parrot that will pluck our baby's eyes out. Like you know, it's just not it's not conducive to that be a deal breaker for you. Andrew. You know, it's like a boy named Sue'll grow up no eyes. Well, I have him in a jar on my manteon, so you're not lost, like cancer, I can I have him on my No.

It turned it when I got him. He was a rescue and he actually bit my face first, and then everyone badly torn stitches, plastic surgery, it's fun um and then every all of like the dog trainers, I know, we're like to surgery on your was on my lip. My lip was dangling from my face. You see a little bit of the Scar was like, now you can't see me to aim from my lip. So that's how

what happened. Wow, he so because since he was so aggressive but he was already blind, he wouldn't let me put eye drops in his eyes, and so the cataracts turned to glaucoma, which is really painful. And so it was like I think it was last year, it was like twenty. I just could tell like he was like in more pain. He was rubbing his face on the couch every day. I could tell they looked different, like there was It just looked weird. So I took him to the specialist and she was like, he's in a

lot of pain and he's blind. So either he can be in a lot of pain and be blind or no pain and blind. And so I was like, let's do it. And then I literally just asked just for like my facts, like as an animal person, I was like, what do you do with the eyes? Is that like medical waste? And she was like, you can set him out for a biopsy, which I don't think he needs that, or we do put in medical waste, or you can

take them home. And she started laughing, and I was like, I'm sorry, what was option three, and she was like, are you wait? She was like, in twenty five years, Natalie, nobody's ever taken. I was like, yes, I love that you took dies because I would so want the eyes. I want to step marry and when she dies, like stop Shelton, Yes, yes, why I'm so excited. I don't think it's weird either. And like in Japan when people die they like keep their tattoos and their pieces of

skin and like frame them. I would do that. Why is that weird? That's I don't think it's weird at all. I really don't. Is this right here? This Mary? I had a miniature lama that was her childhood lama. Such your childhood animals. So do you have a little dog to have walks him around like a little like seeing dogs?

I wish no, he's too much of an ass. Have you've seen those things that the dogs can wear that have like a little like a halo a halo and then they bump into things and they know it before. He hates those. And actually, because he's like a poodle, he has like we always make sure he has a frow when we so it's almost like so it's almost like a halo. So whenever he hits a wallet, brushes the wall first and he stops and bounces off, He's just like have you seen him adapt to be? Oh yeah,

is he okay? Like he doesn't move fast. He kind of like almost looks like he has a cane and it kind of feels in like in a new area, he'll like navigate it. Whenever we get anywhere, he like figures it out. I just have to make sure I don't put like boxes in places and things like that. When you work and rescue, is it like a competition who can have them? As pretty much pretty much is no ears, no legs. Yeah, I'll see other rescues and I'm like, damn it, they got that dog? Like want

that dog? He doesn't have a halo, but I do because I'm a goddamn fucking angel pretty much for rescuing this blind piece of shitty. Um we know that's so true, Like, um no, he's what a what a sweete? Like? Are there ever dogs though? That? Like? You do find? Like I mean in a rescue you see, being a rescue person, I was actually thing about the last I'm sorry to be so tan gentle about it, but I was reading

last night about people that have um no empathy. There was some study that I was reading on Reddit about like lack of empathy, and certain people are lack of emotional like the like you're talking about your wife, like cries at the smallest thing. There's certain people that like the smallest sentiment or like sadness thing makes them lose their minds. And there are other people that are just a little bit more cold, turned off some sad stuff.

And those people there were it was really interesting. They were saying, thank God for people that are a little bit more less empathetic, a little more sociopathic, we might say, because those people are e M T s. They're the people that clean off. You know, when someone kills themself on the train tracks, like most people, you wouldn't be able to function. It was someone on Reddit sharing that they were in a train that hit a person jumping and they just felt the bump, and because of the bump,

they felt of someone dying. They were like, I can't continue my like I'm so depressed, I can't stop sobbing. And yet there are people on the train around me that just seemed to be going on with their lives, talking on their phones, how can people do that? And people were like, well, you're someone that couldn't do be an e MT. Couldn't be a doctor, couldn't be a surgeon.

Do you feel like I think that people in rescue are so empathetic, but at the same time I could never do it because of the whore or the things you see. I was going to say, I think it's like almost with practice, because like I almost now feel like I do have like a cold heart that I'm so used to it, but like you see it too much.

People come in all the time to like our store, and they'll say, like you know, like they'll just tell me about their own rescue dog and they just want to tell me the story and can you believe it was found like this and like that? And I'm like, yeah, like that's nothing to me. I don't even know what the other side. It's real difficult, especially now that we own a pet supply store. In my mind, I really

just thought like everyone rescues. Nope, Like, so people come into your store and my friend's pulled dog or my I'm getting my puppy in two weeks, and I'm like, oh, where from Kansas? I'm like mmmm, And then of course they're like, let me show you pictures again. Maria my wife, she's so nice, and she'd be like, great, let me, yeah, sure, I'll see pictures of your puppy. And I'm just basically like, do you want to buy something? Get out buying. Do

you want to buy something? You want to buy something for me? Otherwise get out of my store. I sit here and talk about your core game. Yeah. And my girlfriend, who's sixteen years younger than me, I'm really hot and with an old middle soul, smart, and it's just great. Um that's where it all stocks up. But we went and looked for a rescue dog, and you know, Nikki found Luigi and Marian and I was looking for something similar to that, Like I love no Luigi. I love

Maryan so much. It's like insane how much I relate to this dog. And I relate a little to Luigi. But he you know, he he might, but like I feel like, it's so hard to We went to I think six five different shelters and just to find anything even remotely in that area was very You're talking about small dogs, small dogs, and I guess there's that website that you were telling me about that I that we ended up getting a cat, we end up rescuing a cat. But well, I think first of all, the one mistake

is no offense. Is like people get in their mind what they want and like that's fine, but I also feel like, just try to open it up to personality. Yeah, um, but what about size when you're talking about like sure, if you have to have an apartment, yeah, or something like that, I guess then you have to do that. But I still just say, like kind of be opens.

I hear that all the time where they're like my friend's dog looks like this, and I love that dog, so I want that so weird that the I need a dog that looks at their way And I don't mean look, I just meant more of a vibe, like they didn't have to be I mean nothing looks like Maran. I mean, yeah, I believe me. She was in my house and I still regret giving her right now, there's so many people that wanted her because she was up for adoption for a short time when I had her,

and I was posting how did you find Marian? Like she no, no, Like how did you get it done? Like were you on the webs? Like ready, to go like like a day trader, because I'm sure they're to me. I think it was like I was I was looking into getting another foster just because I was like, I think I want another dog for Luigi. And then I think it was she was just available at that time. Then I was kind of the perfect time, yeah, because we had her in our house for a bit, and

I think I kind of knew that. I was like, if she stays longer, I'm in a keeper and you're like, we can't. Yeah. And this was like before no Eye dogs. So I was like I only wanted two dogs, and I was like, I can't keep this. I think there was another foster who needed me quickly, so I was like, I need that dog, so if I can find a foster. When you sent me the picture, I have to say I was like, oh, this isn't like the kind of dog I want. In terms of like looks, I just

don't like little. I've never liked ship sue dogs, like the dogs that look like ship sues, the dogs that look like you know, just those Yorkis. I just don't like that look of dog I never had. For some reason, I love those dogs, but I just the look of them is not what I want, and it just didn't matter, Like I had to just put that aside and be like, Okay, it doesn't matter. And then obviously the thing is you can love any animal the second you just get to

know them. And I mean, I love all animals no matter what. I can just say I don't like certain dogs just the looks of them. Porgies, I'm just like, but I just I just think roast me out. Sorry, if you own a quargy I with my Who's your

Doggie show? That's kind of the whole point of that is, like then you're getting to learn what your dogs are and there might be a breed in there that you hate for whatever you know in quotes, because you just have a generalization about like you know someone that they were annoying and so you protected onto them, like I don't. If you have a quirky out there, please do not be upset with me that I don't like your dog.

But they just seem like I just I have neighbors that have quirkies and they just seem like paranoid and like and they're just like a little fat, like they're scraping the bottom of the carpet all the time, and they're just like and they're always like pulling on the leash and they don't free like tuned with the world, and they I just there's something, I get it. There's nothing. Again, their bodies are made like bridges with nothing to hold

them up in the middle. So they're freaked out because they're like, I'm going to collapse in animal and I love that. I'm so sorry for coregies. I'm sorry. And if my neighbors here this, it's nothing against your You probably hate my dogs because my dogs are constantly off the leash, freaking your coreies that are properly leash, just owning the building. Yes, I don't know. I just always say it's like dating, like everybody has a type, right,

but does anyone end up with that type? It's like you gotta like a lot of times people are like I like this type and then it ends up being about the personality. So it's like the same with dogs. It's like, don't have a type, just be like, yeah, I wanted fourteen years younger, and it's weird. It's weird. I never expected two more years. You want a dog

who's two years old. But like people years. Yeah, who listen to Tom Petty elm loves I wonder when music loves when parents dance and they do that so cute and they're just like, that's so cute. I just can't wait. I know what time or is he coming? They're coming at six to check out my space, So I gotta clean up and presentable my flights at six fifty. Tell them to come in an hour. I know, Well I can't.

I need to straighten up a little bit. I have not had time to unpack, and yeah there's I just gotta get all my bird hazards out of way from my open fans that have no covers. Your scissors that say killed birds, Yeah, my scissors that just in the air, no matter what, they just are constantly cutting, slicing the air. My knife sculpture at that's you got to give it regardless, open with all the open windows and um just say

jump yeah yeah yeah wait are his wings clipped? Uh no, I don't think it will be when they go through the scissory. Yeah. I think all the birds that I met that day were just like you know this. Kids wanted to get a bird. They got this bird, and then they didn't realize it bites that it doesn't talk as much as they wanted to. It doesn't do tricks. People just who are such idiots. There's such idiots just so don't get why it's not illegal to have a

bird like they should be. They're a bird. They're supposed to be free and flying because breeders, I know, but it should be illegal. It should be illegal because the breeders get them originally from people stealing them out mess in the rainforce. And there's one bird they had that they were like, we because it's so good with humans, we know that it was stolen as a baby. It wasn't a breeder. It was definitely taken as a baby out of a tree, which is what they currently do.

I mean, you've seen these things of people crossing the border, going through customs and they find like eighteen birds on their belt and like putting these little tubes along a belt and they're just birds on these little tubes, like they're just who have cocaine And like these guys are smuggling birds ostrich with heroin and yeah to tell the stay a little pumped with heroin inside them. Yeah, it's fucked up. And I had a friend right to me the other day, being like, my daughter wants a bird, Um,

where should we go? And I was like, nowhere, you don't get one, like I just go, um, get a guinea pig, but make sure to get to like if you need a quick animal guinea pig, make sure to get too because they will kill themselves. They literally will bang. I started disturbing her so much good. I wrote to her, this is such an who she is, but I don't like her. No. I I was mad because she was like, my kids just keep asking me for a bird. And I was like, um, no, okay, so this is this?

She goes? Was She goes, was it hard taking care of a bird? This is out of nowhere? And I said, yes, do not get one unless you rescue. Please don't buy one from a pet store or breeder. Parakeets are easy, but please go through Star St. Louis Avian Rescue. Thanks for asking. She said, Oh, that's good to know. I've never heard of Star. I said I hadn't either. She goes, was it a pain and they has to take care of?

I said, um, yes, read up on them. Parakeets are easy if they have each other or get played with enough. But buying words is the worst. They steal them from nests in the rainforest. She goes, that is so sad. I said, it's such a gross industry. Honestly, any animal breeder is disgusting. Even dogs. Rescues the way to go, and there's always a rescue for any animal you want to get. She said, for some reasons. I only for some reason. I only thought dogs and cats were important

rescue animals. I didn't even realize other animals had the option. I said, just don't buy from pets, pet pet, smart ever, ever ever ever. Yes, I said, it's so unknown. She goes, I'm so glad, I asked. I said, I do a lot of bird rescue work because no one knows. I don't know either. I didn't know either, And she goes, that's awesome. I said, there's a documentary on Netflix called Parrot Confidential that taught me about it might be good

to watch before you get a bird. Anyway, she said, okay, totally. We probably won't get any animals. But I was just curious because the girls keep begging us. I said, it's a great it's a great pet, but kids get bored of them quickly, and the birds that are interactive, are big, and live like thirty years. They are a huge commitment. Guinea pigs are good, but they absolutely need to be bought in twos or they'll die young of loneliness. She goes,

that's so sad, I said. They sometimes bash their heads on the size of cages to commit suicide. Pet ownership is tragic. I don't recommend googling the truth. It'll make you want a guinea pig yourself. And she goes, that is the saddest thing I've ever heard, and that was the end of it. I'd just like to scare people away from because that is there. I think sin chilla's do it too. They will literally commit suicide by banging their heads on the side. And it's illegal in Europe

to have to have one guinea pig. Yes, you have to have Why is it illegal here to already? It's in America because we just don't care about animals. Two cats? Cats are more We shouldn't but or should But I mean, I also do think that because cats don't go out and like see other cats, like they're only by themselves forever, So maybe get a second. But I'm sure it's fine. Yeah, maybe just look into it, cat loneliness, doubling up and just google it. Yeah, get a googe and see the truth.

I love this cat, love me mango mango. Yeah, I know. Isn't it weird when you love an animal? So he sleeps on the bed. I swear to God, I have a king now, not to brag or anything. I'm on this side. He sleeps on the far left corner like it literally yeah, And you're like, I was like, where is she? Yeah? You can wed. A king bed is a single person, especially if you slept on one side and not even in the middle. That's why I was asking.

I was like, when I'm in a hotel room and I have a queen, better king, but I'm always on one side of it. I never go to the middle. Do you go to the middle? Get in it and move it on him like this? Like sleep like I'm in a box car for some reason. It's so weird. Okay, we gotta go um do you want to take us out on a wrap all day? Never go away. The shelter took my dog's eyes. I could never see him and he can't see me, but I could see his heart. It's a reality. His legs were short, and my heart

is long man. This is not a rap, it's a song. Oh dam um. You can check out tell us where we can find out all about the uh SO Mayday Rescue, the rescue that Maryan came from m A E. D a Y Rescue on Instagram. It'll be on our YouTube as well, and hopefully we'll sell the show and you'll see it everywhere. Yes, so you're taking that show out. Who's your Doggie? Which my mom did name? Yes, Yes, Nikki's mother name the show. We're filming it a while back.

The first part of it. We're getting swabbing dogs and Natalie was like, we're still trying to think of a name. And my mom was just like you said, yesterday she pictured my mom just she's in her phone, just like after we shot something, just kind of like going through Instagram, and she was just like, who's your doggie? Didn't even look up, didn't even like skip a beat. I was like, I've been stressed for three months. I can't figure out the show name and your doggie. It was like we

all were just like, yeah, that's really good. It was done, and then it was done. My mom's like all right, name just show got it did it all right now? Really, thank you so much for being here, so much fun answering all our lesbian and rescue questions. Um, don't be coot. We'll see you tomorrow on the show. Gee, thank you Jack. Wait a minute, jar jar, we'll go