#248 It's Not Over! (Unplugged in the Hamptons)

you for letting me have the week off. I hope you enjoyed my special good clean filth on HBO Max and also um HBO Max is Boy Island. I am joined here in the Hampton's um by my best girlfriends Um. Let me just go around the sirt real quick. Noah is here, as you know, she's not in Arizona. What's up? Noah? Okay? Yeah. We have Carlile Forrester y Yes, Alena yeah, who was also known as We have Kirsten who have heard on the podcast. B Hi, Catherine Taylor, I uh nan Anya Marina.

I'm really excited to be Arena as Louise from Fight Island. So um I just want to give a shout out to a couple of girls who couldn't make it. Um, shout up to Robin, Lauren, my sister, and the girl we miss more than anyone here today. Andrew Collins, he couldn't be here for the podcast. He allowed us to have this one on our own, so I appreciate it. And he will be back tomorrow on the show. Um, just as usual. So I hope you guys enjoyed this

departure from you know, the regular departure. What do you mean, it's a departure. It's not over, okay. So Hala is referencing something. Hall is doing a hand trip before the show even begins, a call back to something that just happened outside. I was posting on my Instagram story a picture that I took of my lady your lady to Halla because we're not gonna get into it, because Halla

didn't want to get into it. Right. You end up sharing our vaginas with each other on these trips, sharing sharing them, Harry, I don't know, like yeah, like Ami my style, Yeah yeah, Joe and Hell and U and I was posting about it on my Instagram and then I read the Captain to make sure everyone was cool with it, and Kerson was not even in the picture.

It's Anya and Halla. We are the ones that are like, I mean, is the one that's actually exposing yourself but it's from behind so you couldn't see it, and then Hall is just looking at it like thse weren't even that, And I wrote the Captain like every girl's trip ends with us comparing each of our labor labia to each other and realizing we're all normal. And Kirsten pipes up with like, it's not over. It's nothing you wanted to know.

I said no, and he don't post that. It's like it's not not over, and I'm like, that's it's not ending, yeah, versus like you sharing Yeah. I mean that's the problem with trips or any vacation in general, I feel like is that they have to end. I mean, isn't that just a metaphor for life? But like it is, so

the end is tomorrow of this trip. We started out on Friday, and I like that Usually on trips that are really fun, I feel like I start focusing on the end maybe the first night, like I start thinking like, oh, this is our fourth to last night here, even though it could be also you know, you'd say the first night, but this one, I haven't thought about um leaving tomorrow yet, which I think is a good sign of just being present and not really thinking about what the future and

worrying about what you have to do, even though there's so much piling up, and I think we're all just getting like kind of little injections of like the normal, like our real life that we've been escaping here where like each of us will like slink off to like address our issues at home and then come back to

the group. But mostly it's just been hanging out with eight four or five, six, seven, nine girls and Billy the dogs in an amazing house in the Hampton's that Sarlena has so generously um like just like her Vagina shared with us. It's just like it's the most beautiful house.

I'm not going to go into it, but it's just it's it's insane what we're staying in and how beautiful it is and how perfectly decorated it is, and how she has just like given over the space for us like be our selves, and she's hired private chefs each night to a private cheff named Charlotte intractive Charlotte still so empty night Charlotte here. So for those of you who don't know who Charlotte is, who is everyone? I just remind my friends that no one's been on this trip.

Inside jokes are going to track and let's we kind of explain them. Thanks. I'm glad Andrew isn't missing in spirit. You need to give context. So, um, who wants to do so? Sere Lena, you decided to treat us instead of like worrying about like, yeah, I wanted the part of the hang. I didn't want to cook it. We all have to eat, so I didn't want to cook, and I wanted to be part of the hang. So I thought that'd be fun to have a private chef. And then she cooks and cleans and brings her team. Well,

I didn't know it was a she. Yes, she. I think she identifies as a sheet. But I wasn't short, right, was just calling up Charlotte. Yah, I think so Charlotte. But she has she's handsome, waiting man. Well, the Charlotte. We all can't handle it in the house. We all started acting differently. Wanted. Yeah, I gotten nervous because she was as soon as she comes in the house at six thirty and and dinner happens, or like she arrived

at six or whatever it is. She's in the kitchen taking over and bringing all of her stuff and she's an amazing chef. And then she has two people join her to then like serveants at the table and clean up and everything. Um. But she's doing all the food work, is what I like. The help They just would come and like yes at the table and make it look nice. Yeah, like clear our ship out of the way, which is our ship, not serailiness, Like her place is littered with

our stuff and her places imaculate otherwise. But we while she was in the kitchen and like we're out on the you know, by the pool, hanging out, listen to music, doing the Cupid shuffle like macarena. Um. We like we would want to get like a seltzer from the fridge. And it's like I think once or twice a couple of us came back being like I wasn't able to take what I needed because Charlotte's energy was like so strong, and I got nervous of like I was flirting with

her by looking for a seltzer. In her space like it was like I would have to like it was almost like I was going to my locker that was next to a boys I liked. And I never knew I wanted to be vegan until I met Charlotte, you know, Yes, so I all had a crush on Charlotte. Charlotte against our energy. I wanted to throw something away and seleis bathroom because I was too nervous to throw it in the kitchen. It was just like to contact lens cases in a hairball from my brush and I pulled out

and I was like block. I was like, I like tucked at my across the house, and we kept saying like we would each like kind of sharing interaction we had with Charlotte, and each of us would go like, oh, so you talked to Charlotte, so she looked you in the eye. Well, she told me the waves were big today because of storms that were near. And I was like, wait, what was that story about? And you were like, I don't know. I just talked to her, and you were

like that was just straight up. You were just like she took her ear butt out for me because I walked it. Yes, so that delicious. She was teaching us life lessons to Like she went, I had a twelve pack of selter that I was trying to put in the fridge, but Catherine and she just looked at us and does or you could let me do that for you? Now practice the art of receiving beyond just the egg plant she made. Yeah, it was really good. Well, and we're sexualizing. She was not involved. This kind of you

honestly is like borderline. Effectively, we just couldn't help ourselves. I think we were. She was just like taking over and like providing for us, and we were all just like kind of there for it. And then I think I made one on last like ditch what do they call it? Like hail mary attempt and like getting her to like us. When she was leaving, I was just like we all seek and we all have been what

did I say, validation of this entire time? And she goes, you got it, ladies, And then she was like the door slammed, and we were like, oh God, like you don't have to try, you had you had already slam door. It was another right bless but yet like when she was like, let me help you unpack those seltzers on you and I were like a short thing. We were like furiously still putting them in the grid. We're like, well doing the second after these boxes were broken down,

and she was like I'll do that too. We just done so that. That was a highlight of the trip today. Another highlight of the trip was also consuming f Boy Island, which I mean episode You can now stream episodes one through six on HBO Max and I hope that you do,

and I hope that you don't. I feel like if you haven't, you can't listen to this part of the show, or um, you may have like it's too late for you, because I swear to God you will down those six so quickly it won't be hard to get through if you if you want to check it out, it is so entertaining. Um, we have loved the show. Kirsten and Anya have been doing impressions of two of the main characters on the show to Maris and Louise and um, and I've loved for them to do a little bit

of it right now. I mean, Mercedes is just so cute, like the cutest smile, but everyone sells these a flock roy. That was Louise, and and then you got Tomorrow's who says I'm from the Bronx. But don't you try to check me because I'm gonna find out, guy, And I know if you're a fun boy Okay. Also, all I can think about is that Tom's abs on that day we're fuck are you plot? If you're watching the show, you know how freak and accurate that is. You can set up in You have to want to throughout this

show if you want. Um we also, so let's talk a little bit about f Boy Island, because I think that we promised a segment last week because we took the shows off last week, um as I was in New York doing Cress and stuff like that, and um, I didn't get to talk about the first three episodes.

And I know that the best He's probably consumed it to not only support me, because but also because you like good things in f we Island is so freaking good and and really like I did not realize how good it was because I said this in an Instagram post I made. But when I was making the show, I only hear about what happens in you know, in uh, in reality TV world, we call it reality like the stuff that they shoot in the house with the people as the like when I'm they're not not with the

host is called the reality. So in the reality world, I did not know any of the reality stuff. I only knew what I saw, and then producers would sometimes tell me, and then of course my conversations with the girls that you often see on the show, That's where I would get some information. But I had no clue how insane everything was. So I feel like I'm watching it for the first time too. Um for you guys, as fans of F Boy Island, now, what are some

highlights for you? What do you want to discuss about the show? Anything come to mind? Who do you do you think Peter is still an f boy? Um? Peter? The returns from the show are Peter, Casey and Garrett has come back to and just for no reason really, I mean, I think Peter and Casey are in the competition. They are intition And for those of you don't know and are like, I don't care about this. Peter was an f boy last season. He was kicked off first, but I was so sad because the reason he got

kicked off. Yeah, the reason he got kicked off because c J did not like their interactions. So CJ was like talking to him at a mixer Peter and to Peter, and they were I hated to talk about like what they had in common. And she was like, you know, I like to sleep, and he was like, I like to sleep too. We shoul sleep together sometime, which I think was hilarious, but she had not, and she keeped him off and we were so sad to stay. And I was sure he was a nice guy. Yes, we

were all shocked to remember. And then he was an f boy. So he went to Limbro and that's where he kind of flourished. And the funniest thing is he got your therapy lessons and therapy. If he watched the show, people are calling him out for not being reformed, and he goes, no, I sit down, and I got my therapy from NICKI. And those sessions really changed my life.

And it's so funny for me to watch that scene because when we were shooting the show, I remember Mia, who is the one that is entertaining Peter as a possible Like you mean Peter still in the running for me. Mia said to me, I remember, you know, when we were just hanging out before a shot or whatever. She was like, Hey, whatever you did with me, whatever you

did with Eater, thank you so much. And I was just like kind of like what, like what do you mean like kind of and I was like kind of just like and she goes no, he said it really helped him, and I was just like, wait what Because, to be honest with you, what I did with well, here's the thing, because I would sit down with these guys in these limbro therapy sessions and which, by the way, you looked so hot enough. So that was a good

season one. I was like in love during that time, so I was like populating as I was doing it. But this season, I do therapy. But I don't think those episodes they have an air yet. I think he'll probably be in the last batch. But when I was doing therapy with them, I but we were talking about this morning actually a little bit. Men are so starved to talk about their feelings that even a sketch about therapy got them to a place because they had never

shared anything. So Peter lying when he said he had a breakthrough with me. It was just a five minute. But no one asked these guys how they feel, why they might be s boys, what led them to what what woman hurt them before? Like you know, maybe the sketch started with me going like Peter, who are you? But like I actually do care who heard them? So I think there was something and these guys that felt

comfortable for them to like kind of open up. I remember when we were shooting this year's UM Therapy sessions, one of the producers, my friend told me, one of the producers off camera, was like what is this even comedy? What is because it was supposed to be comedy sketch, but I was like actually getting into something, not like I shouldn't be doing it because I don't have a license, but I was really like breakthroughs with Garrett. And I remember my friend telling me that a Brudgers was like

what is this? Like this can't they can't even use this. It's not funny at all because I'm wearing glasses. I'm wearing like this like like you know, hounds tooth jacket in the dead of like the Cobbo summer and and it's supposed to be a comedy sketch. But I remember being like, got it. I just had a couple more minutes. This guy might stumble upon something that could lead him

somewhere else. But it was so but it's it's so funny to be to watch Peter go like no, like Nikki really worked with me, like last season, like I thought for a second that he was lying or like just doing that to like that means he's enough. Boy this season he's lying, Like but no, he really thinks we made I don't know what he thinks he did. But it was just a girl, but it was about his feelings who he didn't want to fuck, I guess, and that like never happens. Um, we gotta go to break.

We're gonna come back with more show after this, talk more about a trip we went on today. We'll talk more about f Boy Island and who knows what else will happen right after this set. All right, welcome back to the podcast. I'm here with my best friends and Kirsten and I'm sorry I just picked a name, but Urson's like what I was like, I was sleeping. What are we doing well the podcast? We are in the

Hampton's and we're talking to Foy Island. We Um, we went out on a boat today, which we didn't even know that we needed because like we are just happy just in this amazing house that you would. Honestly, I gotta say, if you were looking this house up on Airbnb two rent per night, I gotta say at least twenty grand a night. I'm not even I'm not kidding you, I'm not. I mean, it's cool. We did a lot of steam power, yes tonight, It's really we looked out

by having a very generous friend who I'm happy you. Um. And that friend also has happens to have a baby that I absolutely fell in love with this week in such a profound way on my Instagram store her baby Baby. You're three months out, three months out of having a baby, Um, what is the biggest surprise about being Like, what's something

that nothing prepared you for? Like none of the books or the podcasts, or is there anything you would tell new moms out there what I would tell them, like advice us just so you know you're not going You're gonna love. Somebody told me this before too, But I'm like, yeah, but how you just love this person you've never met,

like I've never loved anyone after three months? I mean, yes, there was a couple of guys that I'm like, I love them, but I love this child more than it's it's very, very weird, and I don't do not know him. He doesn't do much. I mean I know him, but he doesn't I never he's never talked. He's never talked to me. He's never given me any And maybe that's why I love him up. No, it's just this thing comes out of your vagina, and usually love them when they go in. But I fell and I just love

him so much. It's crazy. Would do anything for him for this weekend. I mean, you haven't even been like I missed him. I know it was hard to maybe be like leaves him. I mean honnous that she cried when she was leaving her dog. I've been saying that about my dog, and I will say that and then I'm like, oh am I bad at this? But I feel so good. Yeah. Well, I had a hard red pregnancy. I was on a bed rest. I was alone a lot.

Like if there's kind of a loneliness about you're even when you're up in the middle of the night, you're sort of by yourself, looking at the outside the window of thinking whose else is up at this hour? And there's something lonely about it at times, even though it's so beautiful and you've fallen in love with this being,

but don't you who doesn't talk to you? But I think just being here and being with you, girl, I feel like there's like a tornnus in me, like a part of me is a mom now, and then there's this old me. And I got a little sense of like, oh, Sarah, you know, with their friends against seeing you, seeing you guys connect. I was just like falling in love with just the thought of, like Leon's loving my friends and felt it feels like this new I would lose my

friends when they became moms. But you were the first friend I felt like. And Catherine is a mom as well, and she's my best friends since uh college, and when you had babies, like we were already living states apart, so it wasn't like a friendship change. It was like there was no discernible change of our friends because we were always like we see each other three times a year at best, but we like it's the type of friendship that you you know, I always say that Katherine.

I knew we were best friends because we met in college and we walked like two blocks after we left a party together because we both looked at each other at the party like looks good. It was like kapa sig I think. And two blocks after and I just stopped, and I remember being nervous to tell her this, but I was like, I feel like our kids are going to know each other. And that is obviously I don't have kids, but that was just me being like I just feel like I'm just gonna know you my whole life.

And it's felt that way, but I really felt like, um, like I felt like I've lost my sister a little bit to motherhood, which is fine, like you expect it, but I feel like, for the first time ever with a friend having a kid. You made me feel the other day like, oh, I actually my friend is more available because she's slowed her life down to become a mother in a way, because you have not lockdown. I mean your life was fucking like consumed by a baby.

So you you're you're like able. I'm like, I got to move back to New York because I have a friend that's like you can hang all the time, would You're always able to hang, always down hang, but in a different way, like I'm busy. In another way, I'm just busy taking her baby. He gets to hang with us. He's a good hang. Oh my god, watch that Worst Person of America. Worst watched The Worst Person in the World America I, which was America's were they're reading stuff world?

That was o good. He just hum with us, dude, we watched The Worst Person in the World, which if you haven't seen that yet, and we're going to watch it tonight for those of my friends here who haven't seen it, because it's I've watched it so many times. It's like a It's the only movie I've ever felt is like a song that I just want to hear over and over and over and I can't stop because it just summons these deep feelings and like it's just great. But we were watching it with Leon and Leon we

had you know, we gave him a bath. Uh he said. He was like it was almost it was getting dark, and we were like, it's time for bed, Like he was getting kind of sleepy, kind of like doing his sleepy How do you know when he's ready for bed? He doesn't he like we get sexy sexy. He just did a little like a little mini grunt like he's time to like in fidgeting. I'm I'm doing it, but I'm also slanic because it's the podcast, so it's okay.

People watch it on YouTube as you can if you want to see all my friends right now, this out on you tim in a couple of days, um, if you're listening live as it airs. But when we were sitting there and then all of a sudden, he started, he started crying, and we realized that all of his needs were met. He didn't have a dirty diaper, He was not like he was just he was full. He just wanted to hang out. He didn't want to be

in the room. But doesn't relate to that because I remember one of my favorite I love sleeping during the day because I know that things are safe because people are awake, keeping the world like crime doesn't happen during the day, Like no one can get me during the day because no one's gonna Like not that I fear anyone getting me, but my parents when they used to stay up in party all night. It used to be so soothing to me to go to bed and hear

activity happening outside instead of like a quiet house. And sometimes I would hear like the clock, but like and I thought it was like a man with an axe going down. Our fence went down like junglele a clock. I was like, yeah, yeah, but there is something so cuting. Last night we stayed up till three o'clock, like it dwindled down. People were just like we were watching f Boy Island and Kirston just got less and less doing to Maris impressions so annoying. If I Marison, you were

so annoying, Like I was just trying to sleep. No, but like I made through the episode the second way we're watching and then I've shut down and then all the last thing I heard was Kirsten's on airplane mode, and I was like, I haven't done with you. But the reason I love you, ladies, just because like you that I was really proud of that analogy, because you were on airplane mode because you was there conscious no information you were on your eyes were open, but no

information was coming in Joe, no impressions. And normally I'm the one who was like being stastic and being silly, but I was just like I heard bags of popcorn opening. I was like, how are they so guys? Like I next I would open for the microwave or like yes, someone was whisking eggs. Well I remember looking. We were like up talking about like money issues, just like it ended up being just like morled me, Alena and and No,

and it was us Forrror. Everyone else appealed quietly. And then I remember looking at the clock and I was like, it's it's a two forty nine And I was like, guys, we gotta go to bed. Holl it's going to be up doing because all wakes up at the dawn. No, seriously, I think I must have heard you, guys. I honestly, I think my childhood, my childhood was spent like laying in a bed listening to your dad, like that bird

singing in the dead of falling. And so I think it got quiet, and I was like, Okay, time for me to get up, Like I heard you guys, go to bed. I woke up. Yes, Um, It's just maybe it dawned on me that I'm going to set you each up for a story to tell that I know that you have, which I think is a good way

to run the rest of this episode. That just occurred to me because blackbird singing in the dead of knight reminds me of a great story that Sara Lena to the other day because we have two guitars here, we're like fiddling around with them, and Sea Lena is so good at one song and the story behind it is very interesting. Why Sara Lena, can you play Blackbird? Which is a very technically super difficult song. I can't play? Thank you? Can you play that song so well? For

a boy? Why do we do anything? No? I was thirteen and there's this guy and I had such a crush and I was such a dork and this guy was like, I like the Beatles. I was like, Oh, that's cool. He's like, yeah, there's this really hard song, the Blackbird. I'm trying to learn guitar. And I was like that's cool. So then I just went home and I worked my ass off. I've never worked so hard at anything in my entire life. At thirteen and I'm like, I'm learning this song. My dad would come in and

I'm like, Dad, leave me alone. I'm learning, leave me alone. This book is so hard on this song, and I learned it really that. I just listened. You didn't have no way. I don't know. I'm not I'm not a genius in music at all. I'm quite bad. I listened to it. I would play with the chords. I knew a few chords right, but there was But it's also they didn't have it. That's the same. Well they had him it, but it was like dial up, like like nobody was getting on there for you know, World Guitar

Cab Car. It wasn't YouTube. But my dad knew how to play it. I asked him to do it once and that was like our connection and he taught me a little bit. Then I just like, you're like, get remembered some of the chords and it was a lot of my ear shockingly and I'm not I'm not like, oh that's so cool. I'm not good at anything, never been able to pick up in here and do anything again. But for a boy and this one, I would do anything is isn't it crazy? Or what happened when you

were able to like dress? Yeah? I basically acted like no big deal. I was like, oh, are you still learning that song? And he's like yeah, and I'm like, oh, can I see your guitar? And then I just busted it out everybody, even top and down the thing, even at the end, and you did this like slide thing

at the end. I don't know. He was like WHOA so impressed, and I was like, this is he's going to be my first boy, right, Nothing was like and you thought he was gonna be your first kiss, first everything. I thought we were going to be together. You would just kiss you because it was so amazing. Yeah, I thought he was give me that guitar, you know. I thought it was gonna be something amazing, But it's just

nothing ended up coming at it. He was like, WHOA, that's cool, man, And then I just friend zoned myself and then he would want to play other things, and isn't it? That was it? I was tired of boys want to be like you were talented in this thing that he's trying to do, which might be the biggest boner killer. Yeah, high like the comed do you feel like with comedy? I mean I feel like that with

women all the time. Is that we think the way to connect with guys is to show how good we are at something, when really like they want to be the ones that are good showing us. And then there's the other side of things where girls like Rachel Findstein has this great video where she just acts like she like can't what is it she can't like it's something so dumb where she can't like undo a buckle on her belt or like on her purse or something. She's like,

can you help me? And she just goes up to guys in the stream and is the dumbest girl ever, like it's the easiest thing to do, Like it's like I'm looking at carabbee or from something and she's like, I just can't figure it out. My titcher can feel it. They love it so And I'm not saying that if guys are listening, being like, I'm not a dumb guy who can just be tricked. I don't want a dumb woman. It's like you can't help what you like. And men do like to be the you know, masculine energy wants

to lead and wants to provide and go hunt. And someone just told me this was fascinating that the reason men aren't overthinking things like women. Is it you that told me? At no one, No, this is so weird.

I forget who told me. The reason men are constantly like are able to just kind of like sit and fish all day and just like not really say much and just to be like yeah, taught out and just like that's their day is because they used to go like hunt and have to sit for hours and hours, like we were in tribes and women were back like gathering things and like knitting around the fire, and they had to talk because they and they had to keep

away predators. They were like in the woods where men had to be quiet, so they had to learn a stillness of the mind that women don't have, whereas we're like always analyzing everything. There was some other connection to why women talk so fucking much. Um. But podcasting started at in you know, had like cave walls. There was like a man splanning little squares of you know, podcast logos somehow, so like doing it now, like um, like in the game one of the longest running podcasters when

we got podcasters, the real Peleeo diet is It's true. Okay. So I was going to ask you, Holla to tell the story earlier because it kind of came up. We were talking about being molested as women, like you know, like as women in public story. Yeah, like you know, men touching us on the butts things like that, and you were like, you said a reference to it, and I was like, oh my god, I want you to tell the story. But it's more funny than it is like you weren't. I don't know where we're going. Well,

you went to a gas station one time? Oh god, yeah, okay, person was nervous. Okay. I was in college. It was so freaking hot out. Do you know the story? I asked my ROOMMATESND was like, I'm so hot, I have to go to the gas station and get sodas. Do you guys want sodas? Yes? So I'm getting giant, like anyway, huge sodas from the gas big big. So I'm on we it's at ku. I'm on Mass Street, which is like the busiest street in the whole town. And I was driving there and I was like, oh god, I

feel like a woman. You know when you're in your twenties, like forty feels so far away. I was like, I feel like a four year old woman who's like driving and trying to revive her sex life. Because I just when I left, I took a strong and just tied it around myself, just wrapped it and tied it. Didn't want anything touching my body because it was so hot. So I had no underwear, no brawn, nothing, just this

piece of cloth. And I drove every yea, yeah, every day and I drove to the gas station and got these giant sodas, go to pay, and then I'm holding three cokes. I go, I back up ends the door and I turned, and a gust of wind blows, and I love your face. I'm gonna just tell this to you because this is so satisfied. I turned, and this gust of wind blows. Any sane person would drop the sodas and go like this, but I just went up behind me like a cape and I was just running.

I was like, oh my god, dress and her everything. She was completely nude and there was buying a pickup truck right, so yes, so I'm holding the sodas. I could have just dropped them and like covered myself, but I was like, oh my god, and I was proud of myself, Like what is he even going on? And I look up and there's a man sitting in his pickup and he's just like I just got in my

car and I like I had the soda. I was a strong blow away, No, but it was just tied around my neck and it was it was literally cape. And I was running downmastering to my car like with the cape, and like I looked like naked Christopher Reeves before the accidents, So Superman, Superman and anyway, Yes, that was amazing. And I got into my car and like instid of crumbling, I was just dying. I was laughing

so hard, like crying laughing. And I got home. I was like, you guys are not going to believe what you Saippen so arrested Taylor McGraw's here, you guys. She might be one of our most um insane episodes ever. Got arrested for hop and train and well you told us, and it's oh, yeah, we gotta go to break soon. UM. I want to get into maybe perhaps let's just talk about real quick. UM. I'll get into the story that I want you to tell, Taylor, but I don't think we have time. UM, I uh, oh god, what did

I want to say? Um? Does anything else that an embarrassing story where like a tip, any like body parts were exposed or like has happened like that? Because I think that there have been times though that I remember I'll be like carrying a latte that I just got or something that's important to me because I'm like, oh refreshing, like you, they were more important than your nudity. But if you would have thought about it, you would have

dropped the sodas. But it's right in that moment. I've been like on an escalator and like almost dripped in, Like all I would need to do is like drop my latte and then grabbed the rail, But I've risks like tumbling down like lights. It's like Darwin Darwin theory, Like it would be so easy to solve this problem, but I made it harder for my friend just can't

handle it, Yes, it can't. Someone just recent because I think I I'm trying to train my brain to do like what I would do if someone like entered, like if there was a shooting that took place. And I'm sorry,

I'm laughing. I'm just laughing because I'm bringing up something dark and I know that I always do, but I've been trying to train my rain for like I would want to launch at the person as opposed to run away or just like cower and fear and like die from like just being like I just think it's there's it's obviously so sad, but like it's funny to me that if there was a guy with a gun and I was like scared, I would cover my head with

my hands like that would do anything. It was kind of like when my phone was stolen, I just go come on, like that was ever going to do anything like little things. That's like a cute, it's sweet. But I do love the idea of a guy's being like, she's right, I need to come on. Ye yeah, I should come one crazy and he just like stops and it's like here you go, ma'am um. But I was best he wrote me about because I was talking about this shooting thing and like I want to train my

brain in that. How like that is something that they go through repeatedly to like make it so or like seals or like Navy seals or whoever goes through training to like rewire the thing in your brain that makes you want to run when the thing that is not going to help you, And that's training for this. What

are you doing? Well? I run it through my head a bunch, like I like, sometimes we'll just be in a place and I'll be like, if someone were coming here right now, let me just visualize what that would look like. Let me picture myself going towards them instead of away, just because because I'm trying to be a hero,

but because I just know I'm gonna die anyway. Probably if it's like this is we actually a meal and I were hanging out last week and we right he was like, what if someone came down the street like right now, I'm like, I wouldn't run towards him if we're outside, like I would run away, but like if it's like in a nail salon or something, I don't know, like I would I try to. I would try to. Yes,

I would try to charge, but who knows. It's like punching a shark in the nose, or like or hitting a deer not breaking wait wait what he got will die all the time because they try to swerve and not hit the deer or a break which just hit it because wait, you're not supposed to break break and just continue slow down, but you you go ahead and you like you don't work about you're trying to hit it and try to work into it. You get into the woods, follow someone I know just total their car

because the deer Yeah yeah, because they swerved away. It means though, like whenever I think have tribled, I always like like cars like like totally totally like a Ford focus can get totaled because there's like a like a grocery car gets knocked off. It's because the appreciate the kind of car. Wasn't I don't know. I don't know. My dad wasn't and he hit a deer and the whole front just like lunch. Really yeah, was he okay, that's a sex Yeah the deer. The deer was fine.

My dad he died. What did you want? Well, we'll find out when we get back after after this. Ye. So I'm just setting my friends up for stories that I know that they can tell. And Taylor McGraw is backed by popular demand. People have been dying for to come back to the podcast. It's true, Taylor, I know that this. You're not used to this, but you are

infinitely interesting. During the break, during the break just now I was, Taylor was like, you gotta you gotta let me know what story and I told her which one. She was like, actually, you just have to surprise me. It's too much because sometimes reparation does it's like much. Um. So I'm gonna first of all, I'm gonna remember when we used to do a really creepy thing in I think it went into I mean it was high school

because that's when we were hanging out. So in high school we used to like what was it called at night when we would go and creep in people's backyards and staring, ning, spying. Yeah, we would go, okay, you is both. Yeah, we were saying times abord walk but like backyard. We would go to people's houses. We would look in the buzz book, which is where so there where students, like look and find where students lived, and you can look names up and the phone number, walk

by the house parents. Can I remind you, guys, we're on a podcast. Let's not over talk too much. But it doesn't have to be perfect. But the buzz book, but seriously better. The buzz book was always yeah, it's like the yeah, the phone book for your high school

or your high school, middle school, whatever. And we would take the buzz book and we would look at and then my mom also had like another book of like the maps of like maps of St. Louis, because she was always going to yard saying look up the you would look up to they would look up like a boy, we and be like where does he live? And then okay and find it coordinates. Yeah, everybody had a mat book in their car, Like yes, that was how he

got around. And so we would go and people's backyards and like watch them through the windows, like window enter their houses. I just didn't bring you guys, you would enter their home? Whose house? Whose house did you find alleged? Wait? Did you whisper it in my ear? No? I won't say I just heard it? Did you hear? Yeah? You guys? Yeah? Wait if you were listening before because the doors open, I wouldn't like molest them. I would just I would look in the What was your im an investor? If

you got you are an investigator? Your asiagram type is number five. It's the investigator, right, what round it? What would you What would you do if you got caught? That's always what I would run through my head when I didn't, but but I would just I would be what I did. When you're to tell store, I go like, yeah,

I like linked so weird. Nobody would not remember. At one time we had to go to the bathroom so bad on one of our sides that we like snuck into a church to steal toilet people because we had to like ship. We both were shipping. Yeah, any other one is like I will do it with guys. I want to remind you this is late high school, Like this were not cool. People would think you were like yeah, I mean it was. It was not, but it was

fun because I remember we didn't. There was something really cool about watching someone you went to high school with, like walking around like with their parents, like in their house. That was very It was like I don't want to say, but like I was in the reality TV like is doing it like Instagram's window, Yes, it is totally real. Wando. Um, So I wanted to ask you. You wrote a short story that I would love to link to on our

Instagram for the podcast. But in that sort of story, you talked about all the jobs you had in New Orleans when you lived there for like one year how long. It's insane how many jobs there were. And the story is so great, but there was what you were nanny for a time. I was what's it called when you help my kid in secon? Did anyone tutor or nanny in their twenties not hungover? Like I really reading your story,

being hungover around children is so relatable to me. Smelling like cigarettes, being hungover, like just like looking at them like harsh sunlight yes, your I haven't heard you tell it to me without I just read it in your story. It was so visceral to me. But I want to hear how this job came along and how did you end up being around this child on the worst day of your life? Hung over wise, So the interviews were

just not really interviewed. Was over the phone. But I used to be a substitute years, so they were like, you're hired. They didn't ask me, do I know anything? Do you think? It is a huge gap in Like I found that when I was I was like, oh my god, they don't know anything about me. I thank god I'm a good person and not ever wanted. But I just saw that, like there's no background checked. There

was nothing for me to babysit children and think. I'm always like, thank god I wasn't a bad person, but it seems like I could have gotten away like this, there's nothing set in stone to keep I don't know if it's changed since then, but like in my twenties, I was like I could be terrible and they wouldn't know. So you got this job? Yeah, I had to like fight. I feel like it was like ten fifteen miles or something and it was so fucking hot, and at the time I was okay. I was like I dressed weird,

like I do. I remember I had two different colored shoes on. They were like um commerce, but I had two different shoes, like white shirt, black braw. Like my hair was so short and I bleached it would break a snap off because it was like so I just looked blasting to see wetty, like wet t shirt contos because we're white shirt. And then she's be like, oh and these kids didn't no stuff and I didn't know either, and they would be like I remember one time, they're like,

what is a like pronoun? And I thought it was like a pronoun, It's like pro bus, it was like a capital. It was like like your mom's a pronoun and write her name slash card um and I was, I mean, that might have been the one I wrote about, might have been the hunger worst day of my life. But I remember just laying on the ground, like not being able to open my eyes, like droin the currents and like no child didn't even tell him to set you.

Some said water hit me some water And next door was opened by private chef and he went in and he was like, miss t there's nothing like in here to put water. And I was like, get it. Parents, would you have to rob? I never saw the parents. It's so weird. You brought like a tupper. I was like this. I was like the side you could only get a hamburg right. It was like a dog at one time. I went in there and I was like,

I need a hair on the dog. And I like drank a sip of the bottle of something like cooking wine or something. I mean, I just loved that because I just relate so well. There's nothing more when I see a drunk person that's like stumbling or just being like I'm not ready to more. What do they have to do where they're going to feel like anyone else?

There was thing was something like I've thought of you, I have like hurt for you, and I do be like, do you guys, does this bring up any memories of like being hungover situations when you couldn't be My high school job was I worked at a drive through at a famous chicken tender place, real famous, and I would do a rave the night before. So this is like more than alcohol and I had no business serving anybody's

Chicken Tenders. My best friend that worked there also, she bailed on me, like she called out sick or whatever, and I was like I can't. I gotta do this, Like we had been up all night. I go to the drive through and I'm just like the windows here and I'm just like slump underneath the window, just like this,

like waiting for the card to blow up. And there was like like when I got sitting down and standing up and I didn't know that the owner had cameras and one of them was appointed and this Lacey's called Abner's Famous Chicken Tenders, and they called. They were like Abner called and he said, you need to go home now, and I'd already like grown up in the bathroom, bunch. This is high school. Well, it's really hard to get that hungover in high school. Like it was like my

first time doing like exstasy years. We drove to a little rock, Arkansas to go to a rave and then I was going to pull an all lighter and go rally and go to work. Oh it was hell, Like I just remember, like why did I think I had to go? Rachel didn't go. My best friend called out, and I was just like nope, I'm going people after

you an Advisor? Was that happen? It was Advisor? It was like a T shirt and like a red apron, and I was just like, under this window must this week This reminds me this weekend we were I there, we ate some mushrooms. We don't need to know what kind they were. I'm just saying mushrooms were eaten, and that's not an illegal thing to say. We don't know who served them to us from a little scoop in someone's back back or if they were cooked up by Charlotte,

it doesn't matter. But I will say that Carlisle was starting to feel a little weird on some on like after she ate some mushrooms for dinner and allegedly and and I reminded you of the only story because I've never done mushrooms when you told me the story, but you told me about a time that, um, you had partied with some people. I guess you. I've never done ecstasy or anything like that. But you used to up in the Hollywood Hills, right. You used to listen to

Carlole's car for a really long time. Was it only had six c ds that were stuck in and they were inside the car and then you could not get them out, so you would only Lawrence in the machine was one of them. Husky Rescue. Husky Rescue was the name of a band that Carlole and she got no you love it, Nikki, like you love it like I'll listen to it one time when I was doing mushrooms, Nikki just listened. This reminds me so much of a town when a bunch of girls up in the hills

doing mushrooms listening to Husky Rescue. Well, you explained it so fun. We just got this house and little canyon. I had a bunch of musician friends and they were in town from Austin, and they like rented a house and I just partied with them for like three days and we were like naked diving in the pool and we kept ordering. We kept ordering the stuff from this guy named Gene, and we would just be like Gene or call him up, bring the beans, Jane, bring more beans.

And this guy would just come and deliver us ecstasy and need like this magical fairy. And we were just like naked and pulls and hot dugs. Why why, just because I've never done ecstasy and I guess I've never even talked to any like any to you about it? Why do you not continue to do? Why is ecstasy something people do in their twenties and then never again? Like why is it not something that I hear people? I didn't hang out with the crowd that did ecstasy when I was that age, and so I missed it.

And now it's never talked about because it's not one of those like one of those drugs where you do it and then you're like, I have to do that again tomorrow, Like you do it and you're like that was good. Well that's sound like the best. So why isn't everyone doing it? Isn't it down to isn't it called molly? Now? Am I? So now it's all the same, Well yeah, now more molly molly? Now we don't know. See's like old school, yeah, not like love also its

first love drugs. But this drug was created, I mean, Taylor probably was more about it. Wasn't it created for likely puddles in the fifties that we're having marital problems? That's why they originally created for ever? But I hear that it does not want to bang. It just makes you know, like want to touch and cuddle. Yeah, like you're naked, but it's like childlike it's I know one ever, Like it's like nothing sex, it's just free going on the ski do without. Why have I never been offered it?

Why is it not something that people are like, let's like, how do you obtain it? Like it's not a trend right, it's very dangerous now because if then I do not sign it, I do not do it today, I would not do it. Those days are over. People say that the speaking of the calm down the next day, Like I hear that the next day to bring your head from like ninety degrees to zero or whatever it does, bring it up. You're like you're dying. What do they call? Will you take a lot if you really depress? I'll

take a lot of five htp. If you are going to do with this drug, go to Whole Foods, get it replaces you pull it up now places serotonin in the brain. He has taken five hp. Wouldn't we all just take that all the time? No? I mean like no, with it. You take it with it and it like helps with the depletion so that you're not so depressed. But why don't you just how much? Is it really? But just don't do it because that's what I'm thinking, not take five. That's why it's that whole foods. Get it,

that's like what it's for. But if you're going to take eggs much? Does it make bad music sounding better? Is that a thing? Like? Does it make Powsky Girls? Is so bad country album? Check out Husky Rescue band like as I actually don't understand it as a band name because it's not. It's a thing that is real. There are Husky Rescues. I know you'd have that. Ask them from Phil. And jumpsuit apparatus is somewhere? Is that a band? Red jumpsuit apparatus? I heard it on the radio?

Do you know that the Postal Service? Remember that they got sued by the United States Postal Service? What is there? So to the Chicago Transit? Three? Now it's Chicago the band? Wait? What really Chicago Transit? Really Chicago the band used to be the Chicago Transit already? The Postal Service should have not but I don't. They could just say I'm the

Swedish Postal Service. I'm going to see FedEx at Red Rocks branded final thought, let's do I really want to bring in a new word that has coined on this trip. That um, I mean the group that created is here. It's Taylor, Halla and Kirsten and me and and Huffey isn't here, but she was there for because origination and that has just taken the world by storm. But there's a new word that we're excited to share with everyone

that I wasn't even a part of creating. I think it got created in another car on you created it. Will you please introduce the new word to the group and to our listeners. The best it is a true hybrid of this is I'm this is like the Lennon McCartney partnership, me and Taylor. Taylor and I created this word.

I have always said your rape, your rape, um relating to things that hurt my ears, like words are phrases, And Taylor on the trip said, oh so, in order to sue and not have the R word just like being thrown about, we call things that are like unpleasant to the ear, that just makes you kind of cringe, you know, for the basic fishes would be like the word moist, like things like that a word a phrase that makes you go and it's called son. We're gonna go around and just um, I think we just throw

them out because I don't actually have one place. We were going around last night kind of like sitballing what some good arap s are and um and maybe the best pies can write in or call into the show for fan t Rex and give us your best a rap. But here's something that we encounter, especially on social media. I think Anya had to my very first a rap I ever heard, and I still contend it's my number

one worst is noum. What about when someone posts on Instagram and they they post a picture of their significant other? What is the caption that bothers you this one? Kirsten had a great one the other day about you know, Row versus Wade, like when that got overturned. Everyone was posting all the time, like and what did you just just like seeing I don't know, people posting in the

heat of the moment. I think it's always a bad idea, but seeing a post where someone's like I just got done from a run and it was like four point three miles the first thing in the morning. But that's not the point. The point is today second paragraph, I'm angry and then you look and all you see is like several emojens mixing with words. It's just like done unfollowed.

It looks like a Britney Spears caption of like this gigantic thing of text where you're like, I'm angry, but also another one I'm sick of hearing is all of the feels like this, this, this taco, all of the bills, all of the films going to this content, all of my fields. It's all my feels, my person and my fields and in my person. My person says that all the fields are like all over my fields, I'm looking for my person, disgusting me to my person. What are

you digging on the ground looking for your person? Where person? Go? Um? Any other ones come to mind of just saying on social media things that people say. I don't know if this is irrap a, but I was saying I hate when people use words to describe food about like clothing or experiences. Yeah, like like like this is so delicious or this is so yummy, yummy, had such a delicious time today, Ye that's yes, Yeah it wasn't. We didn't lick it. Yeah. I think you can call a really

cozy sweater delicious. But I know it makes no you know that be my favorite Sarah silvermanjo where she's like, um, I wanted to donate, I like to get back and I just um uh, I just donated to uh these this I sent to this tribe in Africa, this package of like five amazing calnet chunky sweaters and I was so cozy and they wrote me a card back that said thank you so much. They were delicious. I bought started.

But that joke always made me that sword. But um, A good way to close this out was one of our besties called out a caption that one of my friends posted. At some point, Um and Carl, will you just tell that story? Sometimes I struggle with my captions, all right, and I will think of the stupid one that everybody's posting first, and I'm like, no, I can't post that. Like today I had one when we took that picture and like, when are people take the picture

picture of Carlyle on the boat? Hold my calls the people? Do you know when they're going to beat or something? But I just posted a good old Sunday Funday. Sunday Sunday Funday, do you picture for me in a bikini? Because I want to picture hot Peak for me to bikini, but what do you say? Like so Sunday fun Day and then the best Sieges wrote under it cut find you guys, my friends Carlisle, Noah, Sara, Hala, Kirsten, Cat, Taylor and Anya. Thank you for being here, Thank you

best listening. Thank you for letting me have a week off of the show. We will be back tomorrow with me, Andrew and Noah live from my apartment in St. Louis, and we will see you then. Don't be cut, Andrew Y