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I mean you could do that. You haven't. I'm sure you have friends that were there that you haven't talked to you once in six months, I know, but they felt like less tangible when I was like, your look at your body like I can't, but no, I feel like it does feel the same. Also when I came to see you guys in Phoenix, because I'm so you guys are a little tiny like blurs on my computer? Are you saying? We were basically fucking big in person? And then I'm this podcaster in the game is Chinese

little podcasters? But seeing you in person, I just like I felt like my eyes kind of cross because I had I was just kind of my brain was processing two people that I see on a daily basis who are now life size. Why don't why does anyone talk about I mean, I'm sure there's articles about it, like what does zoom actually work? Or does you know to make us feel like we're hanging out with people? Like

is it enough? Like was it something that helped during the Like I feel like we haven't even gotten into now that we're out of the pandemic as much as like you know, in denial of it now or just tired of it. People being at the airport yesterday, no

one wearing masks, it being so crowded. I'm just like, what changed, Like, isn't everything guide that's still the same, Like I'm still getting COVID dusted for every time I'm on a TV show or anything like multiple so that Hollywood world is still like you know, April in terms of like how much testing and masks and stuff, But um, maybe like April little laxer than do you think that it? Like it must be better than just phone FaceTime or whatever, Like it's got to give you something. I mean, I

think if you're in a long distance relationship. It helps it. You just see mannerisms if you're just yeah, mannerisms, but if you're a man, Oh my god. Jodie Mitchell just learned how to play guitar again after having a brain aneurism in two fifteen. Did you see that? What happened? So she I didn't know she had a brain aneurism, which is always a thing you hear about just kills you in an instant. You know, I didn't even know you could survive them. I mean maybe I I thought

that there was different kinds. But she had a brain aneurism. She I was just watching this clip last night. You guys gotta go see it. Um look up Joni Mitchell. She performed over the week with Brandy Carlyle somewhere, and she's so old I thought we would never hear her sing again. And she has extreme stage fright, so she had to learn that again. But Joni Mitchell never liked to perform live unless she forgot it probably, But she said she was doing an interview and she said she

forgot Um, wait, what do you mean? She doesn't even know where? You can't have stage fright if there's no stage. She's afraid of stage four cancer, um, which we all should be. I have stage four or four fright, stage four friend. I mean I had a friend and a friend and my uncle's friend died of a brain in yours and my brother ran them over with a golf cart.

And I don't know if they're related, Like if those two things, oh, like, I mean, we would have to have like a neurows if you've been run over by a golf cart, get your brain checked. That's what I'm saying, even though what about your good nephew. Oh my god, ship dude was insane, I know, okay, But Joni Mitchell, she's talking to this guy, this reporter, and she said she had to relearn. She was like, I'm learning how

to play guitar again watching YouTube videos. I don't know of herself or whatever, but she's like to see where my fingers go on the guitar. It's interesting to see someone who is so proficient at guitar learn again but be very good, Like she's just naturally good, you know, Like whatever is going on like that competitive with someone, yes, because it's like, oh my god, Joni Mitchell started from the same place I did, and yet she is so good you have a full brain. I know, and I

have what excuse do I have fingers? I'm pickslexic. Yeah, man, that would I want to get that last name, so maybe it would help me hold the pick. I think one of those country stars. But Jo was saying that she not only had to relearn how to play guitar, she had to relearn how to get up from a chair, like get out of bed, like things, like like things, and some days I need to learn how to do that. And it's because my dog needs walking. But like learn

how to get down on a bed. We all know that. Hey, I'm drip eighteen episodes ago, maybe thirty four thirty four mannerisms mannerisms, but yeah, FaceTime. But anyway, Joni Mitchell, it was just interesting. I love you know. I love this.

I love seeing I have a bit in my act about it about like I like seeing YouTube videos of like the beautiful, the beauty queen who fell in a fire and had to develop a personality because her face is burned off, so she is like when you're stripped away of this thing that you totally depend on all the time, Like, what are you capable of learning a new face? I don't know, well, no, it's like my asshole, like going through fishers and everything I had to become

a new man. Did you have to, like, has there ever been anything like that for you? Where I think it's maybe even like death, like where you're like, oh, I came on my spouse to always be there and then all of a sudden and it's like, obviously that's the worst thing to happen, but you have to relearn, like you just take things. It's about taking things. For granite, panic attacks are like many granite granted, panic attacks are like many like restarts of like I'm gonna die and

then you're like, Okay, I gotta do these things. Like they're like things like little mini ones, you know, girls trip We were talking about anxiety about like Anya's like hand hurts a little bit, and yeah, she goes oh, and then she goes oh. It's not like I know we talked about this before. But I am so grateful I don't have that that thing of like my head hurts and I go tumor I just go, oh, my head probably just hurts right now, it's gonna go away. I mean I almost have the opposite of it, of

like it'll go it's fine. And then you never hear that old joke where the guy goes, h he goes to a doctor. He goes, I'm in so much pain. I touched myself here, it hurts. I touch myself here, it hurts. I touched myself a broken finger. Yeah. Yeah, that's like kind of a metaphor for something something out there. Um, it's so Anya goes to like something. Well, a lot

of the girls are the trip. We're saying that. It was like they struggle with that of like a little cough and they go, oh, I have lunk or like I have my I see like a little floater and it's like okay, or my my eye twitches. It's as l Yes, I've used to do that sl American sign language. No, I meant uh a L s we no, No, that's American language sign No a L S yeah, Gara. My eye twitches, and I'm like I'm learning sign language. I think this might be a symptom whatever. Just kindn't want

to learn sign language. I think it's like a, well, that's loud and glare. No, that's not that's you don't know what they're inside. Language was like, um, well this in England means you too, which is interesting sign turned around because we do p signs with the palm forward. This is fine, This is not good anywhere. I just

feel like there's it's there's something there. It almost figure my desire to suddenly learn sign language, which has been about for like a year and a half now, this creeping like whenever I see it online, I watch it and I'm just fascinated by it. That makes me think something's going to happen to my voice, because why would I all of a sudden feel this urge to like prepare. It's almost like I'm a prepper, like I need to get beef jerky and stuff because something's going to happen.

Like I feel like I might fall on a fire and then you inhale flames in your vocal cords are burned like I'm and for me that would be my guitar, like my voice. Obviously your hands would be fine when you volut the fire. But because the girl that fell in the fire on YouTube, she did full face first, and I think her hands were fine because she just passed out. She was just on a diet. Yes, and face And what did you get from Anya though? Like what was her conclusion about fearing that her hands, I

don't think she had did she have one? Noah. I think she was just like struggling with it, and I was just I guess my conclusion was I was grateful of all the things that I struggle with, jumping to conclusions of I'm going to die because I am going to die, and I just don't I do know that

it's I have none. This here when I sleep like this, you're radially radially in hand and your arm and then this would go numb, just this l and then started in the L inside his hand, like if you're making like a like a loser symbol, like the L like along the L. And I told you this story where I was in the fraternity and I was I wasn't hazing the kid bad, but I was, and he blew his nose in the dark, and some of them went in his in my mouth, and from there I go,

this guy focks a lot of girls. I'm starting to get radio numb. This this is where I get my aids from. I get it. Man, the brain is insane, having a man, but and then like having the numb this and then living with that and then asking my dad, I checked my not when you ask him to touch Did he touch your penisogue? Wh for so long? What do you need to tug it? So? How the come helps me get rid of the cancer out? Well, it's he uses it for the medicines he makes like dead

snakes that he uses. I don't know. I'm just thinking of what a guy would take medicine, Nikki, he's not practicing any What was your your takeaway from Girls Weekend? Now that we've had like a day to process. I mean I barely had a day because I was in the did you did you have you would? Flight delays? Two? Right? Oh my god. The travel part was the worst thing

in the world for me. But four in the morning after we stayed up to like two and a half hours, or we stayed up till two thirty, and then I couldn't betting everyone just sleeping on the floor, like well camp no Celina's house. I'm not kidding you. Every room is besides two, like the I'm in the second third best room and it's like, wait, why are you third best?

Because it's like, because it's third best, it still looks like a master metas just kind of no, we kind of just were like who because we had to double up in beds, but they were all like king or queen beds, and we love sleeping together anyway, and um, I love sleeping in a bed with another man on a on one of those kinds. It's so fun, like you feel protected somehow more in all of the friends that I sleep with sleep like little like sarcophic guy.

Like they don't like they're not splaying out like gross. They're just all very quiet. They all like white noise. They all wear sleep masks. We're all like girls who are going to take care of ourselves, so we're all just like peaceful like and um, yeah, I mean this

house was insane. I talked about it on yesterday's podcast, but it is insane how nice it is and um, just the way it's decorated, like it was a nightmare for me because spray tan and like I can't touch anything because all white, all everything is white or babage. Hampton's houses are a lot like like you like they're like it's just summer, relax, but don't sit on any furniture.

But I mean, I want to say I was thinking about it and Sarah Lena was such a gracious host, because when you have eight people in your house that you designed and you put so much effort into and everything is brand new, she did not give a ship about us leaving our stuff around, how we like use things. Not once did I see her getting annoyed. She she

not wonderful. She didn't know. I'm kidding, like it is actually wild, how chill she is like she I mean, every single piece of furniture she has is like top not like really well designed. She picked it out like she's she'sn't and she could not. She didn't care at all. All her towels had so much orange all over them. She did not care. She didn't care. There was crap everywhere, and like you walked in this place, it was immaculate. I don't even know where she put her stuff. She started.

I was like, where are your things? She started opening cabinets and like the cabinet would be completely clear, and then there would be a bin with things in it. But I'm like the bin was even organized, Like the bin was tucked away in an organized way. It was just it was so nice, I would say. And then we left. So Noah left it four in the morning, and then he got to the airport and you had like so many delays. My uh, the pilot was late, he was stuck in traffic. So of course first the

flight was delayed initially for some reason. They board us on the plane and they kept us waiting an hour and a half on a plane there was no air conditioning. Did give us jet fumes. Yes, it's only about a pilot being like he's hung over, he left too late to get to it. Yeah, it just humanizes your pilot in a way that you're like, I don't need that. Yeah. Remember we had that the one time we're on the flight and some guy that had to check out the engine.

They're like, oh, there's only one guy in town, and we're like, what the Like, I don't want to hear that he has a gender, a name, like I wanted to be machine, like I wanted to be. Yes, I was pilot. I would never be upset at anyone who's like running late, because I know how tense that is, especially if it's to work. What I was upset about was like, why didn't you just like let us off the plane, wait at the gate again and then scan us back in and just totally you know what, I

am upset? At pilots, and I seriously want to make a statement, Why do you not alert us more of updates about what is going on? Why do we have to wait forty five minutes for each update? I don't even care if the update is. There's no new updates. Stop just sitting up there in silence. Stop telling us. And I've said this before, No one needs to know the temperature where we land, the direction of the speed,

the speed um nor the wind the wind speed. We don't need to know anything else except when are we going to leave? When are we gonna land? And then when they're delayed, no one tells you what the new landing time is. You have to pull up your app and find it. I don't care about takeoff time. I want to know when I land. And now we're delayed and I have to do fucking math, and then I've just subtracted time zones the simplest ship that we need to know, pilots, what some pilot right to me? Why

are you not telling us more updates? And I know you're like, because we don't have updates. Tell us then that we don't have updates, pilot right like saying, hey, guys, still waiting on updates. This is frustrating for us as well. Like I've heard pilots say that before. Yesterday, My the guy at El LaGuardia was like, um, he didn't say cluster of updated goes. You know, I appreciate your patience

for the cluster fuck that is LaGuardia. But he didn't say cluster, but he said that the nightmare of travel that is LaGuardia Airport. Like he acknowledged it. I know you have the ability to do that without getting fired. Let us know what's going on. And by the way, when there's turbulence and you are not updating us of

like how it is for you up there. I don't have stress when there's turbulence, but everyone else on the like I would say fifty percent of people on a plane have extreme fear of dying in a plane crash, yet they're still traveling. Have a little empathy for those people and let them know when there's turbulence that everything's okay.

Because when there is silence and there's nothing coming from the pilot and it's getting very bumpy in the back, and you warned us about turbulence an hour ago, it might be a bumpy flight or you just go, uh, take your seats like that is not enough because then when the when it gets really bumpy, I'm picturing you up there going, oh my god, so just get over the thing and just go. Uh ladies, gentlemen, this is very average, like, don't worry about it, everything's fine, Like

give us something. Why what prevents you from giving people peace of mind when you know as a pilot that things are not going to go in a and if you do crash and you've lied to us and say we're not gonna crash, we're all gonna die, No one's gonna hold you accountable for that. Just fucking lie to us.

Why why? I don't understand. If there was an airline that communicated all the time with its passengers, they would get more people flying than any other one because the rest of them don't communicate at all, and the people at the desk working the counter. I know you deal with rude people all the time, but the way you are able to completely ignore people who aren't standing right in front of you, even though I know you can see me in your periphery is fucking expert mind boggling um.

Disassociative psychopathic behavior and I want to understand how that develops over time and how I mean it's just yesterday I was like, I was telling on you about my five hour delaid flight, which was it's fine. I understand planes don't work, people don't show up. But here's the problem, and my final statement on this. You don't let us know that you don't know when the plane is going

to take off. But when my plane is not even it says we're gonna take off at two thirty, and then now it's three and it still says to thirty on the board. Well, I don't feel safe going to get a sandwich or something to feed myself because you're the plane still says it's taking off any second. Now it actually says it took off, and they won't update it. They won't actually put it to like, okay, it's delayed till five, and you know it's four o'clock so I

have time. No, it's every every time we go past the time, then it will jump to fifteen minutes before. It was infuriating, and so I couldn't eat all day because I couldn't leave the gate area. So five hours I'm waiting. I'm tethered to this fucking gate. It was so rude, and I wrote to Anya I was complaining about it, and then she sent me a text back that said air travel is rape. Nikki, like, is was the quote? And I was like, when did I say that? Oh? I said all air travel is rape? And she said

probably two thousand fourteen, and I'm like, it is. It's just they can just take advantage of us. They know we can't do anything. We are at their fucking it's And I know the people behind it are nice people

just trying to make a living. But please, a pilot or someone who works for the airlines, let me know why there is no communication to passengers, because that is what causes us to lose our minds and scream at you because you're you're you're shunning us, cutting someone out, giving them the silent treatment is not the way to on a business, but it is how Nikki Glazer is running for mayor get behind her right here on the

screen for me. And that's all I'm gonna say, because I'm not going to talk to you at because I know how well it works. The other candidate was a pilot who fucking didn't say anything. I just cannot anymore. But you don't have a choice. That's the thing. They have a monopoly is fast. What are you gonna take a train? Train? Fast train? Chug chug chug chucker. Get take a break, We'll be right back and drop coming in now, Welcome back to the show. Feeling. I feel

better after I got that out. I was usually someone who doesn't complain about air travel, but man, it got to me yesterday. It was a long especially after a nice trip like that's alone's when it's worse because you want to go in. It's kind of like when you take the subway in New York effort having like a good show or a nice dinner, and then a guy's screaming and there's a piss puddle that's making its way down and all that happiness is gone. That's the thing.

And and and being alone to just being around eight girls all weekend and then all of a sudden, I'm alone at a gate with just a bunch of people going to St. Louis, and I go, God, St. Louis is a full of ugly people, and I'm just like, I've just came from the hands are like this is the ugliest group. Like every single gate was going somewhere else, and I could see, like what those people looked like in my gate. I was like St. Louis, boy, we need to step it up. No offense to ugly people.

I'm one many days of my life. Um, I have some tour dates coming up in the fall, if you wanna, um, come see me. Las Vegas, Sarasota, Florida, West Palm Beach, Florida, Oklahoma City, Tulsa, New York. Um, New York. I would really like you guys to come see at the Beacon. I just was there last week taking some video to promote those shows. And um, the Beacon Theater is a big old theater, So I would love if you could buy tickets to that and come see me in New

York City. It would be awesome. And then, um, fucking a lot of European dates might wait for your travel in Europe. And what that's going to be like, well I did, um it's it's gonna be like thirteen cities and like twelve days. I don't even understand what my schedule is, but I'm going to tell Aviv And I did an interview with uh, the guy from there. Yeah

they know it. Gave me a word to Baba to say, and I go, you know what, it's all, I just really want to get into like the culture and like, you know, just your way of life, so baba and he was like yes, the baba. He was excited that right, all you have to do is no one word and they're like you are I always feel yeah, of course because they're like what else again? Yeah, and it does sound like a brand of hummus. Do you mind if I say a few things with my dates because I've

never headlined before. Now I have eight dates and I'm like freaking out that no one's gonna go, so please come. Uh Nashville, St. Louis, Austin, Indie, Buffalo, Rally, Philly and it's all there. It'll all be on Andrew Colin comedy dot com. The dates aren't up yet because I haven't got the links, but they will be up. Uh it's August thirty October, saying well, yeah, it's August through January,

so anyhow, that will be fun. Go check out um tour dates at both of our websites and support our comedy. That would be awesome. Come see us live and then meet us after the shows. Um yet, in terms of these these European cities I have never been to. Okay, I'm going to um Helsinki, never been, but very excited Oslo, So freaking excited for Oslo because I'm obsessed with the Worst Person in the World, the movie and that is

shot there, and I think I might. I'm only in Oslo for one night and then I got to go to Stockholm the next night, but man, I think I want to go back to Oslo. Is low from that movie which I cannot stop watching. You've seen it, dude, I've watched it, probably full because I just watched different scenes over and over that we didn't get to watch it this weekend. I'm so mad we didn't get to watch it because Taylor was like, no, I don't want

to watch this movie. I hate movies. I only like documentaries. No, you carrots are stupid. She hates carrots and movies, any fictional movie. And I'm like, bitch, you introduced me to The Labyrinth when I was like in high school and made me watch The Labyrinth because it was a childhood favorite of yours. What kind of magic smell to use? Slimer snails, pubbly dogtails? Anyway, Yeah, that was my biggest

regret to because that movie. I made Sarah Lena watch it with me last week, The worst person in the world. It's on Hulu streaming right now. You can watch it, and you can watch it like you take your time, like I think you even said, like I I watched half of it, and I think some most people have talked to have been chapters, right, right, but like take your like if you need to. Well, it's subtitle, just

letting people it is a book. We I know that that's not a big thing to you, but some people they see subtitles and they get very didn't know that. I had to warn people about that because I got a couple of people being like, you didn't tell me it was subtitled. I'm like, I didn't know. I had to. I didn't know there was a thing. Man, it is so freaking good. You haven't seen it yet? No? Right, no,

oh my god, I wanted to walk together. I know. Well, I'll watch it with you if you want to do like a Hulu stream fest, because I can't stop watching it. It's so freaking good. I haven't almost member watched from

start to finish again or do you in Norwegian? Start know you know when I for a while, I was just going back to certain scenes because it is erotic and there are certain scenes that and it's so I cried so hard and during it in a way that was like beautiful that it felt like this is allowing me to get out feelings, not in a way that makes me feel to us the next day, but I will say I felt hungover. I've watched it two times fully. The rest of the times I've just watched scenes over

and over. Um. Both times I felt hungover the next day because of like how much emotion it stirred in me, because it's just I don't know why. I it's so freaking good. How did you feel about it? I mean, as someone that dating someone considerably younger. Yes, it obviously hit close to home. Yes, without giving too much away, Without giving too much away, but I thought it was extremely well done. I think it's hard to like her character at times, like Fleabag much like humans. Yeah, that's

what I liked about is that the protagonist. You're like, do I like her or not? Do I like the the there's one character that says or she says at one point. I think I feel like I'm the supporting role of my of the story of my life. And I liked that because you can really relate to every single supporting role in that movie too, Like you find yourself being like, oh, I'm like the boyfriend. Oh I'm

like the other guy. Oh I'm like her, I'm like and her relationship with her dad, her relationship with herself relate Like I said this, uh last time I talked about it, but like, I feel like everyone can relate to this girl and if and and I think the um reviews that came out about it that were negative, we're mostly from men, I believe, to be honest with you saying that it's like, how could this woman be

so indecisive and not know what she wants? Because there's this one part and this isn't giving anything away, but um, you know, her and her boyfriend are talking about kids and she's like, I just don't know, like I she's thirty and he's quite a bit older, and she's like he wants kids, and she's like, I want kids too, but like not yet. And he's like, well, what haven't you done yet that you need to have kids? And

she's like, I don't know. And he's like, what do you well, let's figure it out so we can do it, so we can have kids. And she's like, I don't know what it is. And it's like I have never related to a statement more in my life of like I don't want this, but I don't know why I don't want it, and I don't You can't verbalize it. You don't know exactly, and you don't know what. It's like a pilot in an air like in an airplane and he doesn't know what up they am. It's like

the weather patterns in your city. That because someone wants an answer and what you know, what what else could you say? Like do you want something more specific from me? Well, I think some people want, especially with the kid thing. It's like I want to travel more, I want to write a book. I want to know what I'm doing with my career. She didn't know that was her, that was and she didn't really even and there was another

thing of you know she she is. This isn't the first scene of the movie, so it's not giving literally anything away, but she's someone who just like picks different careers and just keeps shifting, which I really relate to have,

Like I'll do this now now I'm going to do this. No, this, this is who I am, and she says, and and even this was another criticism from reporter or like one review I read where she chooses to finally be um a photographer and then they're like, but it doesn't even she doesn't even we don't even see her get into the art of it. We just see her hooking up with people she's photographing. So it's just like making everything

sexual for this woman. It's just like no, because a lot of times you pick this thing that you're like, I love photography, this is what I really care about, and then you do it and you're like, this isn't it either. But you know what, I can't switch careers anymore. I'm just gonna stick with it. And how many shows what do you want to hear in a black room? Is a dark room? I mean a black a dark room,

being like, oh, I figured out the contrast. And then that's a whole fucking scene that's explained why movies aren't feminist enough, Like that is so weird to me. But and even someone did a there was a paste review of My special that I just sent to Anya because I knew it was negative and I didn't want to read it, and she didn't. She read it and she just sent me like, you know, um, she was just like, uh,

this girl. The review was the headline was Nikki Glazer is good clean filth isn't messy enough, which I freaking loved because my complaint with my special, which is on HBO Max right now, I'd love if you watched it, even if you've seen it already, just stream it and walk out of the room and put it on mute and it will still count for a view. Um I um my. My complaint was was that it was too messy. It wasn't like the jokes weren't tight enough, the setups like I did too many. I was a little bit

too loose for my style of comedy. But that's just what I was feeling that night, and that's fine, and it's it's it actually turned out great in that way. But that was my biggest complaint was that it was too messy. And then she said it wasn't messy enough. At her point was this girl is perfect and she's lying about being gross, and she's lying about that was the whole diconomy of dressing like that, being gross in

a pretty outfit. Yeah. So I didn't read it, so I can't exactly say, but it was like, this girl is just very jealous of you, which I honestly I relate to being jealous of people that come off as like so quoft. But I was very quiet, spray tan, full hair and makeup, versacey, vintage dress that fit me to a t, cool boots like that made it interesting to me. What next one You're gonna be in garbage

and you're gonna fucking talk about North Korea. Well, I just need to be more of a female comic that wears you know, just like what I what John Caparulo, It's like, no, I don't it. It was so I didn't read it, so I can't actually say, but it was just And it's also nice, like anyone who were good press is bad press or bad whatever. The bad press is good press, so I'll take it. But it was it's nice that when you get insulted for something, um, it's nice where someone goes like it's it's on a day.

Like when someone called me told me I was too tall, too too fit, Yes, and you go, oh my god, because I don't feel that seriously, you're too tall and you're going to hit your head on our ceilings so you can't come in here. And you're like, oh great, yeah house. This reminds me of um when you were on Seth Myers last week. You looked so stunning. I loved your outfit. Thanks, and you sat there and like myself, the basis of your joke was that you and Seth

look like the Nelson twins or something. Yes, Andrew, I wait, who was it you who discovered that first? Unfortunately I told you, but yeah, you told me that it looked like the Nelson twins and then we just want picture and it was you. But it was so fun to have two people that look to say that both have blond hair, and it was like my favorite part about that was, which was so nikki to me, is he put it back down on the desk and then you grabbed it because you knew that it had to be shown.

It has to be shown when like Seth and I'm mad that we smiled because in the picture they're not smiling, and I wish I want to look at the picture better. But I came up with that idea of like five minutes before the show out, old school letterman. Yeah, So that was really fun like this, I Love's extremely great interviewer, people's energy, like there's there's a casualness to talking to him.

That is. I was more comfortable doing that show than maybe anyone I've ever done, even podcast where you're like alone with a person, but his audience they're really far away, like further than you would think. And um, and also on that show, the craziest thing is the director Alex Viedemeyer and then his stage manager Tom I forget his

last name. Um. They they both started on that show in around I think when seth Meyer started two thousand, or maybe they came on a little bit after that, but they were both my director and my stage manager on Nicki and Sarah Live, which was my first team. And so they left I think right after we got canceled or maybe um shortly before, and Tom was like, we didn't Nicki and Sarah Live, Like it was so terrifying.

It was the first TV show I ever had. I'm hosting Sarah and I are in Times Square with the you know t R a window behind us, and it is we are going live, like no, I don't even know why we did it, and just going to Times square I get. I can't even beat myself, yes, because it's just such a fucking energy, mind fun. Every day you had to do that. Not every day it was like yes, but it was once a week. And um.

But Tom was like our stage manager, and he was the guy that was like, you know, did the countdown came up to us right before? I mean, he's he's the dude on on set who we are communicating with, and he was so gentle and so kind, and so I just loved him so much, and so I got to see him as Mothers Smyers. And then who stops by my room? It's Alex Edermeyer, who was the director, who was just also so freaking awesome and such a sweet, warm, compassionate, cool guy, and like it felt like a little bit

of a homecoming. And then there's Seth Meyers who looks like me, and he came back and was so nice and um, and I've hung out with him socially a little bit. Um. I think I went to a Scar Joe and m Collins Christmas party one year. I got to talk to him there, and then he stopped by Amy's when I was there in the Hamptons, and so we we've hung out a little bit so and Amy's wedding, I saw him and there's a great picture of us together. But he was just so um. He was so nice

and it was really fun to come up with. Like Chris was there and my publicist was in the green room with me, and we're just brainstorming things too, like jokes to tell and and things to do on the show, and it was ended up being so much freaking fun and easy. How do you feel when you go out there? Because you know, you you you killed it. You had a lot of jokes. Do you feel how do you

prepare for something like that? And do you do you do you want to get to your jokes more than like, I don't know, like kind of walk through because I don't think people people don't really know it's going on backstage. And so like three or four days before you do the show, you talk to a producer and they just say, hey, do you have anything like usually with comedians. I mean, the guy that I talked to forget his um what's his name? Oh, he was so nice. I'm sorry I

forgot your name. You were awesome, such a good producer. I mean, that's why the segments shines is when I have good producers. Uh there's a woman Rachel at Conan that would always produce my segments. But you talk with the producer, they kind of ask you if you have anything, and generally they come to the table with a bunch of ideas because they've scoured your instagram, they've read every interview you're doing. They kind of like look for funny

things that you can maybe talk about. And that's the thing with like New York compared to anywhere else, is like, Oh, they're gonna do their homework, like this is their job. Like they treat it like the biggest job on earth to go through your instagram like that pared l a to. Like even when I did the talk the producer at the talk to was also awesome. She was like, Okay, we found this one photo on your Instagram of you in your b and I'm like, that's from years ago,

Like how did you find that? And then just they come up with ideas and then I go, actually, that one's not great, but you know what it makes me think of is this other story I can tell? And so I start going through kind of like my act because I also David Spade, I think is one of the best UM talk show guests there is, and I've noticed through the years that he incorporates stuff from his special, even especially they're promoting, He'll just do jokes from that

in person something. He even gave me the advice he was like, if you can't show a clip from your special, just say, instead of showing a clip, let me just do the joke for you and just take over and do the joke. And really, what it's about, I find is like get having good jokes. I don't like going into talk shows and just being like, oh, I'll just tell you an anecdote, like I need to have the boom, but like I need to have the punch lines to

get me out of it. Interesting stories are fine, but that's what sets me apart from a Demilovado or a Alison Bree is that I actually have punch lines and I know how to tell a various discinct like punchy story. And I think that UM. I also realized that talk show hosts, as as someone who's been one before, you love when, I guess just like you can just kind of like put on the you know, what's the auto

auto drow? What is it called drive? When you drive cruise control cruise control, and you can kind of just let them go, set them up and let them go. And so I used to think that they would be upset because I'm trying to take over their show or something. But then I realized they do this every fucking day, and usually they're interviewing musicians and actors who don't have the ability to do what I do, And so it's nice once in a while to just let someone just

take the ball and just go. When Ronnie Dangerfield would sit there, you're gonna say, Ronnie King a little bit. I felt beaten down after watching, but you know, by more cops. But anyhow, it was cool though. I like, no, it's very punchy. Yeah, no, no, Rannie Dangervie would sit there and Carson would just let him. Yes, the ones I like to watch. I like to watch people get set up for just jokes or like a story that they are telling for the first time on there, like

I've never told the first pitch story before. Oh dude, that played so well, and seeing the throw for the first time, like yeah, like forcing and from that angle you actually did throw bad, yeah, like it was actually like way, it wasn't I saw two time. I only lived it once and then it was bad and the audience grown it was perfect. That is perfect. It was funny because they were like, do you do you want to? Because I go, I still haven't watched it, and he was like, would it be Is it okay if we

watched it? And I go, I don't want to at all, but I will do anything for entertainment. So that's the only way, which is why I watched my special with my parents. For those promo clips that I posted on my Instagram, I didn't want to do that in a

million years. I didn't want to do that. But for the sake of entertainment, I will do pretty much anything, and sometimes it's the only way to get me to do things that I probably need to do, uncomfortable things because when you watch yourself do a bad first pitch, when you watch look at a picture of yourself where you might not be the size you want to be, or you might not you know whatever, you force yourself to watch your special even though you know it's uncomfortable.

You learn on the other side of things that it's not that bad, and it's also like so funny, so funny to make fun of yourself, maybe a little space which you threw to the left. I need to think of that as much space as there was between and where I threw it from every video of myself from a little league field, they would also have been bad. Oh my god, you would like Misterrects. Listen once you watch again. It's doctor bomb Boon or whatever they was. Okay, we have to get in to the newsst Oh. I

hope you're having all the swells out there. It's nice to be back in person in here. Uh, it's Tuesday, folks. You know what that means. It is definitely Tuesday, is it? Maybe not? Who knows? Left Turn Turn? I know one show that Nicky does like to watch that she's involved in, and that's one through six now on HBO Max. The next three episodes or maybe four, I don't dropping on Thursday.

And if you have not seen it yet, I do not think that you can get away with not watching it because it is not something that takes that long to get You will get invested in it, and you will you'll pick it on. It's not going to be something that you're like watching it. It's so fun and I don't even being there. We don't know anything that happens right now the cliffhangers is Peter an employe or not? And so I Brenna going what is he? What is he? And that we all try to get it out and

she did not give it at anything. Go he's Asian? Letter? Um it's I uh yeah. It is so captivating, it is so interesting, it's so it's so funny. How funny is that one clip of Nico going, if she does not hear from you that you called her a don black, you will be fucked. Like there's so many funny things like that. What about on the date with um what's his name? That was boring? So they just go the state. We're cutting to the next scene, dude. And one of

my favorite things that makes me laugh The boys. It's the Boys the songs. Why what is that? I think that that song was the song originally to the first season. That song started out as I think, like serious, like they were trying to and then now it's just so funny because it's so oh my god. Carston was doing the bust tomorrows like I don't even know, Like she was talking like like like I don't know, like Tom's abs like you gotta listen. I'll get her to do

it for you. Cherson's impression of Tamaris is so funny. And how about on this on the sixth episode? I think maybe on the fifth when Mia has the panic attack, can we give the real details behind that scene? Yes? Okay, So if you have seen the you know the scene at the elimination where remember and she's just being a little bit like she was already off that night. She was probably underslept, stressed out. She doesn't want to send I think Duwayne home is who she sends. Spoiler alert. Sorry,

it really doesn't give it. You can still watch the show. It's not going to give anything away. The honestly, Duyne is an afterthought. Um what about when Duyne asked for a hug and she goes, no, remember that? I remember that. I remembered it. I think I was looking at my body in the mirror. You were with your shirt off in my green room during that. Um so my green room was at that house where those eliminations are happening, and Andrew is looking at my body. But um so

what happened? Has a panic attack that Danny goes down and like helps her reason and she I know that guy to the side. The reason that she and I, you know, the reasons are always like dozens of reasons adding creating this situation. But I did not know. I um so when I do the elimination Kirsten, I think or someone asked me, like, do you have Q cards And I don't have CUT cards. I have an earpiece in and the producers are telling me what to say, and then I go, you know, it's there's a loose

script and then we uh, you know. Then I just like kind of ad lib stuff along the way. But that's how that's how we run the show, is that there's someone in my ear. And at the end of that scene, it was to the point where we were just about to reveal who's an boy, who's a nice guy. Everyone's going to reveal their status. I think it was the episode before that, so we needed to kind of do a final tally of like, Louise, you've not you've eliminated this many F boys and this many nice guys, Tamaris,

this many F boys, this many nice guys. Now Tamari's eliminated all I think all F boys at this point. Louise eliminated like mostly F boys and me, I think maybe all nice guys she eliminated, and the show is about, you know, if the girl. So what the premises If the girl at the end chooses an F boy, which she can do because by the end they do know the status of everyone. She chooses an F boy, she's taking a risk because all the money will go to him, and he will decide whether or not he splits it

with her or takes it all for himself. And if they choose a nice guy, they definitely split the money. So you're trying to eliminate F boys because these guys are guys that came into the show. Yes, maybe they can change by the end, but it's not likely. It's way more safe to choose a nice guy, and it's safe for your heart too, even though F boys are

so attractive for whatever reason. So when I tablished at the end, Bill Dixon's in my ear saying like or whoever, uh, Sam Dean is saying, like, you know, let's just go through and say how many F boys each girl eliminated, just to reset. It wasn't about like shaming, like Mia, you idiot, you only eliminated this many, you know, F boys. It was just to to you know, set it up.

But Mia, I think was in a state that night that was vulnerable and when I said, and Mia, you've eliminated all nice guys, it just I think it made her feel like I was shaming her, which I understand completely after after the fact, I was like, Oh, I'm just like repeating a voice in my head. I'm not

thinking about the context of this. How how she's already feeling so upset, and she was already a little off that night, and so I walk off and then all of a sudden, all hell breaks loose because she's having a panic attack. And I found out the next day it was because of me, And I'm so glad that they didn't keep it in. But apparently she was saying, why would she say that? Why would she say that? I go because Bill Dixon told me to, and honestly, and Bill didn't have any nefarious uh needs to say,

we weren't trying to give it. That just shows you how like she she got so enthralled in it, like she forgot that it was a TV show and the cameras were there and stuff. So maybe she just didn't even see that this whole process was happening that's how much emotions boys. I mean, it's a real thing. I mean I think day yeah, yeah, you have to look like, oh my god, I can't believe it. It's like, yeah, but that's who you knew. You know what Peter was

before you knew. And she even said I think it may have been her early on, was like, I don't care if they're enough boy, I'm still gonna go. Like and for me, if I was one of the girl playing this game, I wouldn't care who was a nice guy and who like I would just I I think that I can switch anyone. And I know these girls feel the same way. Like I almost want enough boy

so I can prove that I've flipped one. You know, I get it depends if I could pay rent, you know my money situation going in, Yeah, I think you. I would definitely go for a good girl just so I can make sure to get to get the fifty grand. But there's a really fun episode coming up where we do this challenge where these boys are kind of put under the in a pressure situation where they have to answer questions or they have to do this thing. And what I tho that I didn't Nico getting drunk. Did

you see that? What do you mean? He got hammered and he was trying to talk to t Maris And I didn't realize that was one of the reasons why she also eliminated him. I never knew that when we were there. Oh, I didn't see that scene. Maybe I was going in the bathroom or something. He was hammered and he was like crossyde and that and that he was so cute, was trying to apologize, but he was

just coming off. That's why that makes sense, because I was wondering, why is Samara is so upset with Nico that he is not standing up for her instead of um, I forget who he was upset with at that time, he stood up for Kylan. When Gayland said that she was a kissing a kissing machine, Louise was confused of what was about her. She was like, I'm not a kissing machine. And it was just like, wait, see what's happening here because a kissing booth is like literally nineteen

fifties throwback, Like who then knows what a kissing booth is? So, but what I do want to say the next challenge the next day, after me as panic attack, we have like this challenge, and I hear that, like I'm like, oh no, Me is like mad at me and thinks that I was like trying to like get her and like make her feel bad, which was never my no

one's attent the show. But I went up to her right afterwards or like right before the challenge that you'll see on the next episode, and I was like, Mia, listen, I am so freaking sorry that, like I don't even know what I said. I was just repeating what was said to me. And I don't give a funk what you do, girl, Like I don't care if you eliminate boys are nice guys, it doesn't matter to me. I have no judgment. If I were you, I'd eliminating all

nice guys because gross, they're like too trusted. And so we it was good for us because we we had a moment where it was like I got to be like reel with her and be like, listen, this show is stupid, it's nothing matters, let's have fun. I was not. I will never ever try to make you feel bad or try to like shame you for any of this process, because I don't think there's any I know that it is very like fraud, Like, oh my god, they're gonna choose an way or nice guy. But like, I don't think.

I didn't think Sarah was dumb last year for choosing Garrett. I don't. I didn't think. I don't have any judgment on these people because and neither should you watching it, because you don't know what it's like being there. You don't know what it's like to eat, sleep and breathe. Boys and everyone you talk to talk to you about boys, and you don't have a cell phone, and you don't have TV, and you don't have you are like sleeping a little out of me because I mean you sleep.

All you do is sleep and talk about boys. That's all you get to do. And be in hair and makeup, and you know the phone or internet. No phone or internet. I mean that is insane. You don't. Sometimes they would give them like a DVD player, like with like just a screen and a DVD player and they could watch like their on this island? Where are these guys? And Peter comes in and everyone's like, why does me like Peter so much? He's famous, dude, he watched him last season?

And I kept telling all these and I told all these girls, listen all. I told the guys I'm like, and I think I told the girls too, the reason you're attracted to Peter so much is because you have you have familiarity with him, which is how I feel about celebrities, Like I get so nervous with new people, but if I am able to stalk them on the Internet or watch their interviews on a podcast, I feel like I already know them and I want to date

them more. And I think that people would say, like Peter got a lot of air time on the first season, Yes he did. I told all the guys stopping jealous of Peter, You're all gonna be him next season, like you have been on this show, Like he just has one episode more than you. Like, just chill out and it's It is interesting though, because Garret and Peter fight. Remember being there and hearing about it, Oh my god, And that was so fun to watch. It was reminded

me of like a Zoolander ski. Garrett was so ridiculous, and I was proud of Peter for standing up to that gigantic tower of a man and almost getting punched, honestly, and would have it would have been bad because Peter is much smaller than Garrett. Um who, no, uh would you be into on f Boy Island if you were contested. I think we all asked all my girlfriends in um on like who do you think is Brenna clearly into someone?

And being like and rooting for someone, you can you get a sense because you probably don't want to know, but who at We text her which guy would you be going for on f Boy Island? And I'll tell you who. I was just like, please don't let it be enough boy, Please don't let him be a enough boy. I kind of had the hunch and then I was like, no, no, he's like And at first I did not like him. I was like the guy from stann Island, Danny, Like that's Danny Staten Island. Accent just rubs me the wrong way.

And I was just like this guy. But then first of the things he was saying, he was so attentive to me, and I was like, no, he's a good guy. Please And then I don't want to say what he is. But but either got confirmed or denied that yes, um, he would have been the most attracted to him his hair, though you wouldn't. You couldn't you could get past that. Yeah, you know what the beard makes up for the hair.

It's a nice beard. Yeah, and he's so nice like he was, and he was there for me, and he didn't seem full of ship like I know these guys coming as f boys, but sometimes they really do get swept up in in the like being and he disassociated himself from uh Mikey d or whatever when he realized this guy was lying to everybody. Yes, I think when he went off about being cheated on and it just kept going like four times, like he goes, I had this girlfriend, she cheated on me, and then I got

this girlfriend he did four times. I mean four times. I know, poor guy, I know, but it's just like like you could just say like going like you could just do times for um. I don't think I can say who I would go for because that would compromise my position as a but I think we all can kind of probably guess because unbelievable, I beg Brenna and I picked the same persont Benedict. Benedict is definitely Andrew's guy, Like Andrew would probably go for Benedict. You guys had

stuff in common. I never talked to him, and I wanted to talk to him. Yes, um, I think that's for Bennett. Well, I'll tell you. I have an affection for Casey because he's been on the show for two seasons and he's he's someone I look at as a little brother, like because I've I've given him advice with his career, like we I like have an affection for him, but it's not there's it would just be too weird to say him. But I think he is adorable and a younger version of me would be like have posters

of him on my wall. I'm sure, but I gotta say the asante is so cute and fun. And also I can't deny it. I am Mercedes. I think he's there's something charming about me. I know he does, and I hate that that is my Auntie can't with him. He's too cocky. He's like he plays the game well when he goes hey man, thanks Austin for doing all my works? How bad was Auston? Oh my god? Oh?

And Brandon? I I mean I like Peter. I think I would be a mess on this show because I would be upset that the other girls like God, because I wouldn't be able to just choose the problem on I would want all of them. I think that's not the problem. But like, once things are locked in, he shows up into Marris's, he's on my tea and Louise is like, Okay, I guess it's like, well, it's I called DIBs. Um what she's saying. I swear I'm not a chuckle fucker. What did someone say about Benedict that

I laughed so hard over the weekend? God? Man, he I do like Benedict a lot. He's a stand up comedian. I did not like though. Noah sent me a video of him. He did a real on Instagram where that he was asking Benedict. He was answering questions about f Boy Island and the last question on this series that Noah sent me was who was your favorite girl on the show? And he said, honestly, none of them said they were all bad. They were all bad, is what

he said. I under it. I go, um that last question, yeah, because Noah sent it to me, being like, I go, it's probably he was joking, like, there's no way he would say that because you and I both know Benedict. Well. At this point, Benedict is still very much in the running, it's like, why would you say that you fucking like? And so I wrote underneath this thing, like the last question, what what is that answer? Is that supposed to be funny?

Because there's not. And they weren't all bad. The girls were awesome, by the way, and I want to know. I want to write to Louise and say, will you tell us if your lips are God given or doctor given? Because if they're doctor given, I need to know exactly what is in those lips because I wanted in mind because she is so sexual and so beautiful, and um, they're just the girls were just gorgeous and so sweet and I think smart and I'm really proud of the

casting this season. Um, and all the extra jokes in the editing was more than the first season. They did so good. Yeah, they're really leading into it and I think next season God Willing is going to be even funnier because it's just the show is learning what it is. And I think the show's a hit. I mean, I if you watch the show, you won't stop watching it. I don't know anyone who really can stop watching it and isn't cited for more episodes, But um, I want to do more of the show. It's so fun. I

want to be on the show so bad. Because now I'm watching the reality of it, I'm like, God, damn it, I want to be on. I would be great like you versus two other like well, I guess they don't know Old f Boy islands. Like you know, if if there was a different world, I would definitely do it. They come. It's not even at the beach. It's just like at a coffee shop. I don't know. I was trying to think of the ailment and with Tuesday's segment Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your redit dum alrighty

boom boom boom um. Okay, I uh it's loading. Okay. So this is from the subreddit me I r L. It's just like funny tweets and different things. This is a tweet from It doesn't even say. It looks like maybe a Facebook post. The name is blocked out, but it said when I bought my giant crystal ball, the lady looked at me and looked me in there and said, whatever you do, never ever leave it uncovered when you're

not home. And I said, oh wow, because of spirits, And she said what no, because if the sun hits in a weird way, it will burn your house down. And I liked that. Um oh, this was something that I felt like you and all our male listeners or those of our listeners, and yeah, um are what's the way to our testies? Instead are listeners who have male

genitalia our besticles. This is from the subpreddit you should know, and it says y sk you should know that for guys, you can get the quote last drop out quickly by a simple gesture last drop meaning of p Okay, guys, I'll tell you something you'll thank me for for your life. For when you finished peeing, put your finger down there behind your balls, just between your legs, and push gently upwards. You'll feel the last drop stuck coming forward and going

out of your penis. In fact, your your wreatha does something like a valley, and the last drop is the lake in this valley. You can see it here and there's a diagram. Um. So yeah. The last drop is a struggle for many men, as it often finishes its course in the underwear, and this inconvenience can be avoided easily. So behind your penis shoot up and then the last drop will like drop out and not a yeah, I guess yeah, I've gone back into bed with and with

a wet penis and it's women don't love that. Yeah, it's a lot. It's not cool when the guy's wet. Um. This is another one from me I r L. This is from a tweeter or Twitter named John how three o eight and he says, I have a very huge respect for those who didn't watch Game of Thrones at all, not even a single episode, even with all the noise made online and offline, these set of people cannot be affected by social pressure, peer pressure, or any kind of

pressure in this world. And I felt like I'm one of them, Like I'm think I watched one episode, but I do not understand how people were like that became like it's like football from Game of Thrones and football are the same for me, of like, this is a thing that Americans widely and the worldwide agree is like so addictive and important and I could not get on board. And I wanted to. I wanted to be in the club.

My boyfriend I was obsessed with Game of Thrones and would have people over and I would just have to go take a nap in the next room because I couldn't I couldn't get I couldn't understand it, I couldn't follow it. There's a lot of um different families. I never if I watched every episode, I still have no idea what happened. So I'm like your brain, but I like stuck with it for some reason. But there's a lot of shows I have. I mean, there's so many

shows that we have. We haven't seen Sopranos Breaking Bad, but you have seen those. No, you've never watched. Really you would love those though, because you love football. I do think they Football and Game of Thrones and sopranos all are like in the same thing that of things I and I do know that I love the sopranos. I just can't stand violence. But I did watch every episode of SO but a soprano guy died recently yesterday and yes, and he also played um Mr circapulate on

in Romeo and Juliet Boslerman's Romeo and Juliet. He was like jat. He was like the mean Claridians Dad in that. Um. Okay, here's another from me to me. I r L for me, I r L. It says, babe, you're not an EmPATH. You have PTSD from an unstabled household and are sensitive to emotional change is a defense mechanism. But I think the empaths are always like I just I just like

feel people's emotions. You feel people's emotions because you're scared that your mom or dad is going to haul off and smack you, and so you have to be super sensitive. And yeah, you're right, it is the same thing. But I think some people associate being an EmPATH with like like it's like they're a fortune teller, you know what I mean, Like it's just a skill they were born with, like their teel swan which you have to watch this

documentary with it's called The Deepest. Really it just turns into a real big about Yes, we were just talking about weird a conspiracy. Like three years ago was kind of like okay, they're okay. You know, there was like maybe twenty people really into conspiracies, and now it's like it's the biggest thing on earth is diving into the Victoria sc one, the one that they present in that one. Yeah,

I think I think it's not even conspiracy. I'm guessing it's like it's this isn't about like having a pizza place and having sex. No Wexler gave Epstein like Furner million dollars. Will we ever know the truth of all that? Final thought over the weekend, we want on a boat ride too in the Hampton's on the amazing boat. And then we went to this weird island that the boat captain told Angel. The boat captain told us that, um what was that? It was the second biggest privately owned

island in um in America. And I was like, um, and I was like, and it's the only one that isn't overrun by pedophiles. I said some pedophile joke. And I think a couple of people were just like, oh, Nikki and Er and I was like, and I think the Angel, the guy that was talking about it, was like laughed a little bit but was deeply uncomfortable. But um, yeah, it was just us. It was speed, but we were going.

We got sixty miles an hour on in the I don't even know where we were exactly, some kind of sound, yeah, yeah, long island sound we were going. So it was so amazing. Kirsten was like, we were acting like Golden retrievers because our faces were like and I was getting we looked so wind blown. Um, it was so freaking fun, and the wind was whipping my hair around and it felt like a guy was like grabbing it, like it almost felt sexual. Like the wind made me feel like like

I love it. It was kind of get the idea of why a cigarette boat is such a turn on for so fast. Oh my god. And then he had this little thing that you can go under the water on down. It was so fun. But my swimsuit bottoms were loose because I did my sister didn't come on this trip. She was supposed to bring me a swimsuit because I ended up saying in New York longer and I was supposed to come home. I didn't have some suit, so I had to borrow one. It was too big

on me. And Angels like this hot boat captain and all my friends are getting naked in front of Angel and I'm like, I am not. And when you went on this thing, your your swims trunks they would fall off immediately, and I just didn't want Halla is on this thing completely butt naked, just going through and Catherine has her tids out. Everyone's naked, and I'm like, I don't want my butt exposed. To angel and Um, so I didn't get to ride on it as fast as

I wanted to because my swim trunks were trunks. My bottoms were falling off. Um, but yeah, everyone was getting naked so much. It was so fun. And I would have had we had like a boat captain that wasn't like kind of a babe. Not that I was like trying to be like he needs to see me naturally, I was just like it was just having a man on it was a woman boat captain. I wouldn't have cared,

but it was just too much. But that thing was so cool and Hollow was writing it and she said that, um, the jets coming out like we're right on her click. She was getting turned on by that thing. So it basically it's a jet. It's a jet skip that you hold onto and she said she went all the way to the bottom of the ocean and then back up because we were like in nine ft deep water water and we're diving off. And we taught Selena how to dive, which I didn't know was the thing people couldn't do,

like it just a natural gentle dive. So she was it was really cute to like teach her how to dive, like it was like teaching a a kid, but she's never learned, so I would she know? It was so sweet and she was like proud of herself. It was adorable. Love. One of the stull doesn't know. Brenna tried to swim underwater. We did that? You know how you have the competition? Yeah, she swam. She held her nose with one hand and swam. I go, what is this is a joke and but

it's real, Like people can swim lessons. What the funk? How would you know? Um? Yeah, Chris has a hard time, uh spelling, like he's not the best speller underwater. Yeah, san language. He he struggles with it, I think, and it is and I know he does, but not terribly. He's not It's not dyslexia or anything like. It doesn't matter. He's one of He's one of the most intelligent people I know in my life. And it does no bearing

on his intelligence. Some people just can't spell, like like I can't understand football, and I'm it's like this one thing that I'm like, how can I checked? It's bad? To me? Is so fucking cute. I it's one of my I would never say this to him, but I think it's one of the most adorable things in the world to me. I mean I would say it to him, but like the fact that he and he's not the best swimmer either, and though I'm a decent speller and probably like I would say, but he's not the best swimmer,

and but he doesn't care. He still tries very hard and doesn't even know he's not a good swimmer. I recently was like, and you know, because you're not the strongest swimmer, and he's like what, And I was like, you know, you just like struggle to swim a little bit. I'm not you know, you're just it's not you're you're an NBA but your swim skills, natural word athlete, but you're just not that. And he's just like, wait, I didn't And I was like, oh, you thought you good,

baby boy. And I just I think there's so much cuteness when a man like he's so good at so many things, but he I know, that's probably makes men feel like when they're not good at things, especially that their girlfriend might be good at that, it might make us be like, you like, you're not a man. But I don't know, it's just so freak and cute. How do you feel if he lets you win? Is that terrible? No?

I don't mind that at all, But I don't. I wanted to be like acknowledged, like I am severely downgrading my talent in order for us to have an A guy played ping pong with you on a date, and he played left handed to let me win. But try as hard as you can left handed or with a hand behind your back or whatever it is. I would like that, or blindfolded or not at all. Uh, it's still where are we now? I don't even know, But yeah, I think that our flaws are cute. It was the

cutest thing ever. Yes, that she didn't know that she didn't have to hold her. It literally looked like a man he had special needs, like it was. It was figure out that too. Yeah, it was unbelievable. And I sent three you know, I did three or four before you had to breathe. That's pretty cool. But she's probably underwater just as long because it took that. It was. I don't know. I love Yeah, I love a flaw. I love a flaw. I love just a cute like oh you no, no, no, nothing like it's so so cute.

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