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Therapy Gecko

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

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Episodes

"I OWN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CAR”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this historically wild episode, a caller explains how he came to possess Osama Bin Laden’s car through his association with the Taliban, and we discuss the impact of his chaotic lifestyle and how he might change his future. Time to go to the store. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a...

Feb 22, 20261 hr 24 min

GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com Hello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate, a woman who left her crazy religion and changed her life after no longer fearing god, a writer living with her wild grandmother, a nice walk, and other things you will hear about. That magician over there is hitting on your dad. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS E...

Feb 18, 20261 hr 6 min

“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the way he does. Imagine a dog. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow m...

Feb 15, 20261 hr 16 min

GECKMAIL: “MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTACHED TO HIS MOTHER”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this geckmail we read emails from a woman who’s boyfriend is too attached to his mother, a guy who’s speech impediment is affecting his social life, a judgmental girlfriend, a timid man with 3 girlfriends, and other stuff written by real human beings who are alive. It is time to eat a log. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.su...

Feb 11, 20261 hr 14 min

“THEY THREW MY BROTHER IN JAIL”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tells me why his brother was thrown in jail, and how his life is going after being medically discharged from the Australian military. Afterwards a caller has a long-winded breakup with a friend, and a final caller tries to escape the midwest against his mother’s wish. You are right about everything. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME...

Feb 08, 20261 hr 15 min

“I ESCAPED DARK TIMES”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller swaps a lifetime of addiction with retro game collecting, a caller figures out their life after retiring from military service in Alaska, and I read viewer mail about porn parodies, reptiles, and casinos. Time to sit down for a very long time. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get ...

Feb 04, 20261 hr 12 min

“I CAN’T TRUST MY BABY MAMA”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller struggles to trust his ex-girlfriend with their child after a strenuous breakup, a caller works through their sex addiction, and we read viewer mail about a thirst for revenge. This is the wrong address for Popeyes. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM...

Feb 01, 20261 hr 17 min

“SHOULD I HAVE A THREESOME WITH MY NEIGHBORS?”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller considers a proposition from her new neighbors, a caller outgrows a friend, and a final caller’s lie sends us down a deep rabbit hole. This chicken is haunted. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to ...

Jan 28, 20261 hr 20 min

“GET A REAL JOB”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tells me to get a real job and tries to navigate feeling taken for granted in his current relationship, and caller believes his lack of sexual activity has endowed him with superpowers. It is time to go home to candy land. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAI...

Jan 25, 20261 hr 8 min

“I CAN C*M USING ONLY MY MIND”

A caller living in japan learns to fuck themselves with their mind after struggling romantically, and a caller lives in a real life sitcom. There is money for pizza on the counter. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking c...

Jan 21, 20261 hr 11 min

“I’M FROM IRAN, AND I HAVE A MESSAGE”

A caller from Iran talks about his concerns for the future of his homeland and his community among the massive ongoing protests in the country, his propaganda filled childhood, and why he feels obligated to a sense of duty. It was a great conversation. Fake plants are better than real ones sometimes. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever G...

Jan 18, 20261 hr 15 min

LOVE IN THE STRIP CLUB GONE RIGHT

A caller is pleasantly surprised after pouring his heart out at the strip club, a caller shares how accidentally becoming a father has changed his character, and a final caller's cat keeps trying to die. We are no longer welcomed at game night. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKO...

Jan 14, 20261 hr 16 min

READING GECKMAIL WITH MY DAD

Hello. In this episode I wake my dad up from a nap and read viewer mail with him. He tells me about fantasizing over nuclear warfare, how his life went differently than how he anticipated, if people were more optimistic in the 70s, and a lot of other life stuff. He gave his perspective on emails about friendship, love, anxiety, and other human things. It was a good episode and I’m happy we did it. I think it was a good one. I hope you like it. Try doing a podcast with your dad it’s fun. It is ti...

Jan 11, 20261 hr 37 min

“I LIVE ON A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION”

A caller talks about their day to day life on a Navajo reservation while they herd sheep, I talk to a second caller about this paradoxical life of schemes, and a viewer email debates whether or not to disclose his history of writing successful gay erotica. It is time to pin the tail on John Travolta. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7Ca...

Jan 07, 20261 hr 10 min

“I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”

A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a caller discusses the struggles of dating while overweight. Light a candle. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com...

Jan 04, 20261 hr 11 min

“I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “

A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my favorite geckmail email in the history of this show. Don’t chew gum while skydiving. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: insta...

Dec 31, 20251 hr 3 min

GECKMAIL: “I’M JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND”

Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries with your parents, being jealous that your gf has had more sex than you, and a lot of other things. I think it’s a good geckmail. Does anyone have advice on how to stop chewing on pen caps? I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko...

Dec 28, 20251 hr 25 min

“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”

A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becoming a doctor by watching YouTube or something like that. They do not celebrate Christmas on Neptune. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS E...

Dec 24, 20251 hr 6 min

“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”

A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money. It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIME...

Dec 22, 20251 hr 31 min

“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”

A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change. Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays an...

Dec 17, 20251 hr 12 min

“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”

A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever. I love diet root beer. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY C...

Dec 14, 20251 hr 6 min

“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”

A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life. Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get...

Dec 10, 20251 hr 16 min

“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”

A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly. Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions. I love eating dirt. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. ...

Dec 07, 20251 hr 20 min

“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”

A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag." The printer is jammed. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY C...

Dec 03, 20251 hr 7 min

GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”

Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself. This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com G...

Nov 30, 20251 hr 10 min

THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”

I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic. We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had a lot of fun. You should listen. Call your family afterwards. I am going to sleep now. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. G...

Nov 26, 20251 hr 29 min

“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”

A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson. It is important to have a fire extinguisher in your house in case there is an emergency. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING ...

Nov 23, 20251 hr 21 min

“I’VE BEEN BANNED”

A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a viewer mail writer. It is time to chew on a pencil. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FO...

Nov 19, 20251 hr 12 min

“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”

A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations. Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talks about bettering herself after a life of paranoia in the woods. It was a good episode. Does anyone have a AAA battery? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: ...

Nov 16, 20251 hr 24 min

“I’M AN ESCORT”

A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and we read viewer mail about doing molly and living with your mother in law. Will you hold my spot in line? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast...

Nov 12, 20251 hr 25 min
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