A couple calls in to share how their relationship has fallen apart as they raise a child together, and a caller opens up about feeling lost, dating apps failures, and bad spending habits. Divert your gaze. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . See omnystudio.com...
Jun 03, 2026•1 hr 15 min
This is one of my favorite recent episodes: a caller walks out of a movie theater to talk to me for an hour instead of watching the movie he went to see. We discuss break ups, conflicting truths, playing with condoms he found on the ground, and more. He is a genius. Pls listen. Look inside the toolshed out back. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m ta...
May 31, 2026•1 hr 10 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how they got sober, a caller feels like the show has gotten weird, and we read viewer mail about beyblades and culture shock. Perfume is to smell, not to drink. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
May 27, 2026•1 hr 8 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller forms a lasting relationship with a woman he hired as an escort, a caller navigates a messy divorce, and a caller dissects the gaming industry with me after getting laid off. It’s time to ask the sun for forgiveness. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE ...
May 24, 2026•1 hr 3 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A passionate teacher has no idea what they’re doing, and a caller isn’t sure why he enlisted in the army. This concludes the written portion of the exam. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot...
May 20, 2026•1 hr 9 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pokémon company, and a caller tries to join the living. It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times to...
May 17, 2026•1 hr 13 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature. Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKI...
May 13, 2026•1 hr 4 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic attacks, and things I was seeing in the parking lot. Then I talked to another guy about a car accident he got into as well as what it’s like to travel the world. We also talked about things going on in the parking lot. I am currently still in the parking lot writing the description of this episode. I think it came out well...
May 10, 2026•1 hr 13 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller finds herself in a lifeless relationship in order to obtain citizenship, a caller goes missing from their girlfriend, a caller learns to enjoy the simple things, and a final caller talks being a regular at local spots in Belgium. It is time to listen to 2 hours of bird sounds. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES ...
May 07, 2026•1 hr 11 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an art student who has learned nothing. Do not double dip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays a...
May 03, 2026•1 hr 13 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence. It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but...
Apr 30, 2026•1 hr 9 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware. Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can of Diet Coke. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on T...
Apr 26, 2026•1 hr 14 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people. Take a number. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking ca...
Apr 22, 2026•1 hr 2 min
COME TO MY DOCUMENTARY SCREENING: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-gecko-secret-documentary-screening-qa-tickets-1987770673594 A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease. Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling. Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagra...
Apr 19, 2026•1 hr 2 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life. That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I...
Apr 15, 2026•1 hr 10 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of. Later a photographer’s cat is stolen and a final caller ponders history with me. This is best Wendy’s bathroom in town. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notificat...
Apr 12, 2026•1 hr 10 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they’ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfect. Afterwards we read geckmail about the pros and cons of spending $60k to live out of a bus, starting a Beyblade tournament, and hostel travels. These KitKats taste like pennies. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever...
Apr 08, 2026•1 hr 17 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relationship. Afterwards a caller’s wife confronts him with a list of everything he does that exhausts her, and a very pleasant final caller plans to take over his dad’s trucking company. We voted to skip your turn. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOG...
Apr 05, 2026•1 hr 15 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not to settle for their current partner. It is time to step on a lego intentionally and become stronger by withstanding the pain . I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE ....
Apr 01, 2026•1 hr 14 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller gets sober, gets divorced, and starts LARPing, a caller from Australia talks about murderous fish, and we read viewer mail regarding the lizard industry. A John Travolta impersonator is on the way to my house right now. I am gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4...
Mar 29, 2026•1 hr 13 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com An Alaskan caller gives the scoop on local alcoholic fishermen, a young DJ maps out their future, and I read viewer mail about human bones and furries. The pool party is today. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesday...
Mar 25, 2026•1 hr 3 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A break up rerouted a caller’s life and a final caller plans a move back to their small Italian town. Do a backflip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See om...
Mar 22, 2026•1 hr 8 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller fresh out of jail tries to turn his life around, we speak with the most faded human being to ever live, and I interrupt the slumber of a caller sleeping in his car. Look at that bird. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Monda...
Mar 18, 2026•1 hr 17 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths. This spoon will not be your friend. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m li...
Mar 15, 2026•1 hr 6 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read viewer mail about the abominable snowman, VR chat legends, how much to reveal about yourself to your family, and more. Put the cap back on the thing please. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/l...
Mar 11, 2026•59 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life experience growing up in Dubai and trying to escape his conventional life, and a viewer mail-in learns more about themselves by catfishing strangers on dating apps. Move over. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitc...
Mar 08, 2026•1 hr 18 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates a complicated relationship with her dad, a caller discovers her mom is actively cheating on her dad, a caller is chased at a 24 hour coffee shop, and a final caller and I get into it about travel stuff. Watch out for traps. l am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notifica...
Mar 04, 2026•1 hr 10 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller shares grievances with her experience in the Ohio dating scene, a caller searches for the American dream, and we read a viewer mail story of enemies becoming friends. I place a card facedown and end my turn. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live tak...
Mar 01, 2026•1 hr 28 min
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Feb 27, 2026•5 min
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a nice guy. After that a caller tries to find less exhausting ways to connect with people. We are going to ford the river. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usua...
Feb 25, 2026•1 hr 27 min
