No need to book a room at the Four Seasons for this weeks Unofficial Expert with our Hoteling Expert, Rachel Feinstein! Rachel reveals the best and worst hotels, whether or not to wear sandals in hotel showers, and her attempts to get first responder discounts for being a firefighters wife. Also, Marie loses a roommate while Sydnee loses one of her teeth. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PAT...
Nov 09, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 104
Sydnee and Marie kick it solo on this weeks Unofficial Experts! They dish on the latest Cardi B/ Nicki Minaj drama, the struggles of pursuing acting, and they give back to the fans! Also, Sydnee provides updates on her continuously thrilling teeth saga. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/...
Nov 02, 2018•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 103
Were going west coastal in this weeks Unoffical Experts with LA Expert, Joel Kim Booster. He talks about warehouse sex parties, the worst Uber pool experiences, and he settles the LA vs NYC debate once and for all. Plus, Sydnee does a Christian cover of Jennifer Lopez while Marie reveals she has a stalker. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOF...
Oct 26, 2018•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 102
Hit the open bar and get on the dance floor for this weeks Unofficial Expert with Wedding Expert, Dave Mizzoni. He discusses bands vs. DJs, stealing the floral centerpieces and how to be a better guest at your next wedding. Plus, Sydnee talks letting go of some friends while Marie describes bettering herself with some Taraji P. Henson energy. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.pat...
Oct 19, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 101
Whether you straight as f**k, gay as hell, or somewhere in between, youll want to listen to this weeks Unofficial Expert with Freeloading Expert, Ayo Edebiri! Ayo reveals the best NYU scams, how to get away with not paying the bill, and her experience with Uber that ended at CityMD. Also, Marie talks about going on a date everyday for a week while Sydnee goes off on Louis C.K. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODE...
Oct 12, 2018•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 100
Pour yourself a Negroni and get comfortable because the Cool Mom Expert, Sandi Marx, is here! She joins Sydnee & Marie to discuss what they like in men, messy joint bank accounts, SnapBack uteruses, how to be the coolest mom at your kids' school, and so much more! Plus, Marie reveals how to scam your way into a free mattress topper! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.c...
Oct 05, 2018•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 99
Prepare yourself for the steamiest Unofficial Expert yet! Molly Austin is the Sex Date Expert. She joins Sydnee & Marie to discuss her experiences in the sex-dating world, bizarre threesome meetings, the perfect sex date look, what happens when a man buys you a mountain of sex toys, and much more! Plus, Sydnee cant get any money for her old clothes and Marie tells stories from her Studio 54 themed birthday party. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://forev...
Sep 28, 2018•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 98
It's Marie's birthday! So what do you do when it's your birthday and you're recording a podcast? You get yourself a gift. And what is the best gift? Rosebud Baker (Two Less Lonely Girls podcast) as your guest! Rosebud is the Angry Expert so she knows everything about...well, being angry! She joins Sydnee and Marie to discuss growing up with a mean Southern father, the people who were shitty in high school, horrible open-mic nights with guys who stepped over the line, and so much more. ---- Liste...
Sep 21, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 97
Sam Taggart (Club Comic) is the Hitmaking Expert! His pulse-pounding hits have redefined how we discuss gyms, randos, and sports in club music and now he joins Sydnee and Marie to impart his wisdom. Beyond the music, they talk about cutting psychos out of your life, naming names on podcasts, spicing up your relationship, how their personalities will change once theyre rich, and more. Plus, Marie & Sam cant tell if Sydnee is single? ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog ...
Sep 14, 2018•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 96
Peter Smith (The Bongo Hour) is the Hosting Expert! And they are dropping the supreme wisdom that will transform you into the perfect host at your next party. All your questions will be answered: Is it okay to fall asleep in the hosts bed? Is it okay to put edible glitter on everything? Is it a good idea to leave a tub of liquor-soaked fried chicken in your apartment for two days AFTER the party is over? Plus, Sydnee needs a new birth certificate and Marie is in a relationship with Kale! ---- Li...
Sep 07, 2018•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 95
If you have a charger, a piece of gum, a hair tie, a tampon, a tv subscription password, and a ride home for Sydnee & Marie, they will be your friends forever! Your Unofficial Experts return after a brief hiatus to discuss social media fasting, the lies of Sex and the City, NYC being a literal death trap, and how NOT to act when youre flat ass broke. Plus, Sydnee thinks Insecure isnt moving fast enough and Marie struggles to remember people she runs into on the street. ---- Listen to The Uno...
Aug 31, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 94
Marie almost gets murdered and Syd learns that bus drivers don't give a damn about her anemic ass. What are Daddy issues? do they turn you into a stripper? or a happily engaged woman? Do they make you date older men...and then cheat on his scary ass? Amber Rollo is our Daddy Issues Expert this week but is she REALLY the expert? You tell us hennyyy. Call you dad on speaker and listen RIGHT. NOW. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ...
Jul 13, 2018•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 90
Sydnee's pimp hand is reeeeal strong this week when she tries to convince Marie to join SugarDaddy.com. We've got new segments, sis! As usual, we're asking the hard-hitting questions like: Where are all the single Asian dudes in NY? Is there a right way to do drugs with strangers in the park?? What are the Hwhites up to?? More importantly, who is coming to our live show at Ludlow House on August 15th at 8pm? Grab your Lisa Frank gear and listen to this messiness Right. Now. ---- Listen to The Un...
Jul 06, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 89
What country in the world has the best food? What airline has the hottest flight attendants? whats the cheapest day to book a plane ticket?? We literally have no idea but we DID learn how someone can accidentally do Crystal Meth...on a first date. Bowen Yang from our favorite podcast: Las Culturistas, is our TRAVEL expert and he sharing hes favorite places in the world to visit and his Grindr horror stories. Also, bonus I Dont Think So Honeys, for that ass. Grab that glass pipe & listen righ...
Jun 29, 2018•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 88
Marie has more mouse house drama and Syd is The Worlds Greatest friend. Maybe. Have you ever been in a sex dungeon? Do you eat food off of naked strangers bodies? Do people invite you to events for free and feed you, sis?? David Goldberg is our Events Expert and hes spilling the tea on the best, worst and weirdest things to do in NYC. Grab a ros and listen & learn boo. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AV...
Jun 22, 2018•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 87
Sydnee meets her favs and fangirls OUT... Marie is not amused, but she was high AF. Lets talk about sex, which dicks in your past, don't count? were you in Vegas? doesn't count. Where you at a destination wedding? doesn't count. He didn't have abs?? sis, That. Doesn't. Count. Where are our DJ listeners at? We NEED a theme song. Someone send this episode to Calvin Harris or DJ Khalid's terrible ass. Oh...and the Patreon is POPPING today too. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever...
Jun 15, 2018•58 min•Ep. 86
Do you talk to your friends one way and then switch it up at work? Do you change your entire tone when talking to your parents?? Are you a big, black man but you know how to pacify a small, sensitive Hwhite, Hwoman??? Larry Owens can! He is our Code Switching expert this week and can walk it like he talks it, honey. Marie has a drug stealing Mouse and Sydnee is managing her anger, better? Sis, Pour a generous glass of Sauv Blanc and listen now. Follow Larry: @larryowenslive ---- Listen to The Un...
Jun 01, 2018•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 85
Have you ever gotten your toes sucked? Would you forgive a man for stalking you, if he bought you a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich?? Can you really buy a house in Detroit for $12??? Alex English is Our Friend Expert because he's actually OUR FRIEND. We have a late night convo on Marie's couch & wait for the mouse to come out & say hello. What random things do you discuss with YOUR friends at midnight? Pour a shot a whiskey and pull up a chair, sis. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad...
May 25, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 84
We get an unexpected guest this week and almost have to shut the entire podcast down. This guest is an expert at being really disrespectful, making themselves real comfortable and making everybody else extremely uncomfortable. Can you guess who it is? ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/th...
May 18, 2018•45 min•Ep. 83
Marie is going on $$$$ dates now and bags herself a "Gnocci Nigga." Sydnee sucks at texting and is officially and a supermodel. How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa? If you see a white man weeping on the sidewalk, how much money would you give him? Casey Balsham might be the sweetest/slowest person we've ever had on the podcast and is our GULLIBLE Expert this week. Grab some Diet Meth and pull up a chair. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://f...
May 11, 2018•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 82
In west Philadelphia born & raised Reggie Conquest tells us why the people in Philly were voted the ugliest people in America, where to get bomb ass cheesesteaks and all about crossing state lines by taking a $5 bus to get some ass. a.k.a. take his girlfriend to lunch. What do Erykah Badu, Kevin Hart Meek Mill, and Bill Cosby all have in common? Yes, they're all black (and one of them is creepy AF) but they're ALL from Philly. Reggie comes on the podcast ready to roast us but we're ready for...
May 04, 2018•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 81
Singer, actress and voice artist Catherine Cohen is answering real questions this week: WTF is a sorority? Wheres the grossest place shes ever had sex? Is she the richest person whos ever done the podcast? Marie talks cocaine and white roommates while Syd finally learns to trust her instincts. Pour a vodka soda and listen to our Sorority Expert! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www....
Apr 27, 2018•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 80
PETTY - an immature person who habitually overreacts. Paris Sashay is teaching us how to quit our jobs in the messiest way, how to make a terrible sandwich and how to get revenge on a ex that cheated on you... after you cheated first. Grab a glass of Hennessy and listen to the best way to overreact in the worst situations. Follow Paris Sashay Instagram & Twitter @parissashay ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISO...
Apr 20, 2018•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 79
Marie is back in NY living her Hoecentennial DREAMS (hopefully none of the men listen to this episode). Sydnee learns what General Tso's "chicken" really is and talks about meeting Channing Tatum's fine ass in real life. Fabulous still can't spell but he's fighting Emily B and we've got PLENTY to say about that. Lets discuss, sis! Messier, raunchier, funnier episodes are up on Patreon weekly... Marie names, NAMES there. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://fo...
Apr 06, 2018•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 78
Are ya'll all caught up? Don't worry because we aren't. Totally recorded this a while ago but who gives a damn, the funny is still all here. Have you've ever heard the word "indicative" in an Irish accent? Is the St Patrick's Day Parade like a white pride parade? Are Irish Americans doing the most? Did you know Ireland was the first country to vote for same sex marriage?? Can gay people really thrive in Ireland. Maeve Higgins tells us how she really feels about Lucky Charms. Kiss the podcast for...
Mar 30, 2018•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 77
A few more months until Summer. The ladies talk Cookouts with comedian Gordon Baker. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter...
Mar 23, 2018•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 76
Get into this episode. Originally we had Andrew Colin on to roast him for being a dog walker. Especially coming from a family that's financially successful. Sydnee actually waited on his brother (who is a great tipper). The episode ends up turning to a real heart to heart because of Andrew's debt & money problems. We talk about nepotism, gambling, and making all the money then losing it. Andrew has a real story that almost makes us cry. Sit back and take notes on how to not mess up your whit...
Mar 16, 2018•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 75
What does is it mean to be a grown woman? Is it being responsible? Knowing how to handle yours? Picking the right sex partner? Well on this episode we have Shalewa Sharpe on the show to tell us about being a Grown-Ass-Woman. When she's not making Black Panther's Chadwick Boseman laugh she's out here adulting her ass off. Follow Shalewa on Instagram @silkyjumbo Twitter @silkyjumbo Shalewa makes Chadwick laugh: http://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Culture/meet-fan-chadwick-boseman-called-hilarious-viral-...
Mar 09, 2018•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 74
Oooooh listeners, this episode is low key a #tbt. We recorded this is January so all our banter up top is dated. Anyways its still hilarious so don't judge us. Do you know what a venture capitalist is? Have you ever had a severance package? Anna Roisman is the Queen of being "unemployed". Find out how to turn your jobless lemons into lemonade. Follow Anna on Instagram @annaroseroisman Twitter @UnemployedAnna Facebook www.facebook.com/TheUnemployedShow ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free...
Mar 02, 2018•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 73
Have you ever spent an entire year without dick? Yamaneika Saunders takes us through her year of empowerment sans dusty dudes. We review the show "90 Day Fiance'" and explains the definition of a "marginal bitch". Is Sydnee really a lesbian? Should we all just be celibate? Pat your cervix and listen to this hilarious informative episode. Follow Yamaneika on Instagram & twitter @yamaneika ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---...
Feb 23, 2018•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 72
