Paget and Ralph join Arden to discuss the GREATEST CHARACTER to EVER BE ON THE BACHELORETTE! Chickens who can't fly! Polished Gents! Pensive Gentlemen! Karma is Karma! - Arden is rooting for a certain Dillard's employee to GO ALL THE WAY! - Paget schooled Anna about who Roy Orbison was! - Ralph serenades Arden with Phantom of the Opera! - Katie did some Google Earthing of the Rub n Tug! - Anna did not know who Richard Marx was! All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! FOR BONUS EPS Become a PATRE...
Jun 13, 2018•1 hr 31 min
Lauren joins Arden, Anna and Katie to break down the magic of the SHITNEST/ MALE MODEL BONANZA that is the Bachelorette! Pantyhose! Weepy British accents! Lil' Jon! - Arden wants Jordan to strut on pose on every episode of this franshise EVER! - Lauren attempts to pinpoint Lincoln's accent! - Katie wants to break things with a sledgehammer (No, for real though, WE NEED TO DO THIS_! - Anna wows the gals with her readings of Baseball/ Poetry! All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! FOR BONUS EPS B...
Jun 06, 2018•1 hr 18 min
Brendan joins Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the SEASON PREMIERE of The Bachelorette! Sexy Chickens! Cop Haircuts! Jocks, Jocks, Jocks!!!! - Arden thinks the male model is a wonderful combo of Villian and CRAY TO THE CRAY CRAY! - Brendan is ready to do a WYATR field trip to see man-bun Leo at Universal City Walk! - Katie is ready to PUT A RING ON IT RIGHT NOW WITH COLTON! - Anna's fellow barista WIlls might be IN IT TO WIN IT!!!! All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad...
May 30, 2018•1 hr 3 min
It's a full lady coven! Paget, Debby, Anna and Katie join Arden and Erin to break down the FESTIVAL of MEN that are in the running to win Becca's heart!!! Bruised Fruit! Colognoissiuers! Romanc Cover Models! - Arden tells her secret- that she panicked and killed a hobo! - Debby encourages Erin to double down and get $57,000 in debt on her Land Kayak business! - Paget tries and fails to teach Rookie of the Year Debby how to use a mic! - Erin gets enraged about an guacamole lover/ avacado hater! -...
May 24, 2018•1 hr 43 min
Bryan (Throwing Shade) and her Ladyship Anna join Arden for episode 1 in a multi episode bonus series where they will break down the entire season of the MOST IMPORTANT TV SHOW OF ALL TIME......Bachelor In Paradise: Australia! Adderall benders! Aussie Falcons! A 28 year old male Bette Midler! - Bryan is obsessed with Australian phrases- "He just came and cut my grass!" - Arden is convinced that Flo is a sexy Australian Melora Hardin! - Anna is trying to crack the Australian accent by adding "R" ...
May 01, 2018•1 hr 7 min
Paget, Lauren, Nikki and Alexis join Arden and Erin live from Austin at the Moontower Comedy festival! Queso! Laser Cats! Seth Vatt! - Arden wants you to hide your cookies cuz she's ready to lick 'em! - Erin rightfully kept wowing the Texas crowds by bringing it back to the Lord's Work aka "Shit Nest"! - Paget flexes her acting chops in her most challenging role yet as "Daniel the Canadian Horndog"! - Lauren "Miss Windy City" Lapkus For the Win with "Lincoln Logs"! - Nikki is still reading willi...
Apr 24, 2018•1 hr 19 min
Arden's BFF and Secretary of State Paget Brewster joins Arden and Erin to discuss the disaster that was After the Final Rose! Southwest Middle Seats! Banjo-ing Bowties! Bleachable Moments! - Arden is the official Chief Eunuch Inspector!!! - Paget busts out her gorilla/ seal impression! - Erin is out of her penalty box and RARING TO GO! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 08, 2018•1 hr 10 min
WYATR ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Debby Ryan and Rob join Arden and Erin to discuss the MOST INSANE THREE HOURS OF TELEVISION EVER RECORDED!!!!!!! Side-eye Alpacas! Faces on Faces! Chris Harrison UNCUT!!! - Arden wants to Air-B-N-B Arie's condo in Scottsdale just to feel alive! - Debby is discovers her BEST TALENT YET- NEIL LANE IMPERSONATOR!!!! - Erin wants to get another face to put on top of her five other faces! - Rob is tattooing ever city in LA on his body! Learn more about your ad-choices at https...
Mar 07, 2018•1 hr 29 min
Debby, Rob and Bryan join Arden to discuss the "I Love You" fantasma that was FANTASY SUITES!!! Dolphin Sex! Pooping in a sand hole! Ro$$!!!! -Arden is getting out her best Dream Catcher/ dead bird earrings! -Debby thinks Kendall likes taxidermy is because they forever hold eye contact! -Bryan knows Chris Harrison is double parked outside! -Rob has a special delivery for Estelle Getty! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnet...
Feb 28, 2018•1 hr 39 min
Bryan, Alexis and Jasmine join Arden to discuss 78 hours of television! Bachelor Winter Games! After the Games! After AFTER the games! Women tell All! Meatballs tell All! Cyring Virgins!! AND horny Pier One Managers! - Arden is PISSED that Ashley I didn't BONE ZONE and tell! - Bryan thought Clare's proposal speech was her audition to be on This is Us! - Alexis is on a high from her Halo Ice Cream tower!! -Jasmine thought there were lots of strong #BIP auditions happening on Women Tell All! All t...
Feb 27, 2018•1 hr 32 min
Alexis, Jasmine and Rob join Arden to discuss the hottest show in the snow BACHELOR WINTER GAMES! Weeping Virgins! Kiwis! Yuki!!!! - Arden tests out all of her terrible accents before becoming obsessed with the Jacooooooosi! - Alexis and Arden move on top of the Hollywood sign with Pilgrim Nicky Cage! - Jasmine thinks Clare should have given stage five clinger a CHANCE! - Rob offers the ladies lots and lots of Mung Beans!!!! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad...
Feb 22, 2018•1 hr 23 min
Fortune joins Arden and Erin to discuss the magical vanilla festival that was HOMETOWN DATES! So many white people, so little time. Scary Brothers! Uncle Gary! Carved ducks! - Arden wants to make a lady out of 3D printer! - Fortune discovers she is from a booming metropolis! - Erin wants to run away with Kendall! - Anna affirms that you should BEWARE OF encouraging your kids too much! - Katie's boyfriend Anthony threatens to make her stuff dead rats should things go awry! All that plus....... TW...
Feb 21, 2018•59 min
Bryan joins Arden to discuss the magical shitshow that is the Bachelor Winter Games ! Horny French Canadians! Xenophobia! The Meatball finds love!!! DEAN DEAN DEAN!!! - Arden and Bryan dance to Gloria Estefan for 17 1/2 minutes! - Bryan plots his own (slow) death! - Anna cringes as Ben Higgens (aka Bryan) baby talks! - Samee is HORRIFIED!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Feb 15, 2018•1 hr 22 min
Kyle Dunningan ( Inside Amy Schumer) joins Arden and Erin to discuss a vanilla horndog's tour through Tuscany! Ugly champagne flutes! Mascara Tears! I love that! - Arden wants to run away with Guilio the Truffle Hunter for a life of pasta, puppies and making sweet amore! - Erin thinks "That's So Italian." made her want to jump off of a bridge! - Kyle is busy- he is talking to Mother. All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwo...
Feb 14, 2018•1 hr 23 min
Debby Ryan (Suite Life on Deck) and Rob join Arden to discuss Debby's foray into watching her FIRST SEASON EVER of The Bachelor! Male espadrilles! People missing on Weed Farms! Feather Eyelashes! -Arden thinks the only thing less sexy than a male magician is Arie lip-syncing in a top hat! - Debby digs deep on Bekah's Instagram! - Rob is convinced Lauren B's hair was closing like a veil around her face! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www...
Feb 08, 2018•1 hr 45 min
Arden and Erin break down a VERY MYSTERIOUS episode of the Bachelor! Glitter Bombs! Frogging! Horny Bowling Seniors! Arden is NOT hiding in her room- she is INVESTING IN HERSELF! Erin is ready to put a ring on it with sexy future serial killer Kendall! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Feb 02, 2018•1 hr 7 min
Sarah joins Arden on the set to discuss one of the creepiest things that has ever happened in the woods- LANCO! Horny dudes in Cardigans! Glam-shaming!!! -Arden thinks Arie speaks like a caveman "Water is awesome." -Sarah is the only person on earth to actually know one Lanco so Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 24, 2018•42 min
Lauren Lapkus ( Crashing) and Bryan Safi ( Throwing Shade) j oin Arden and Erin to discuss 2 hours of the the WORLD'S GROSSEST KISSING FESTIVAL!!! Traumatic Experiences! Huskies! Meatball Beds!! - Arden wants to give an Oscar to the editing of the puppy flashback! - Erin wants the lady Gorgeous Ladies of Bachelor (Wrestling!) to go do B-Roll footage! - Bryan is ready to leave his man for Giuliana Rancid! - Lauren thinks that LAUREN L really loves Merlot! Anna and Katie are both GROSSED OUT BY TH...
Jan 17, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Arden and Erin do a special slumber party episode of WYATR from Arden's house! The gals discuss Winger Dingers! Dating Tips! Angry Meatballs! - Arden captures Erin under her new Dental Cape blanket! - Erin explains why Arie grew two inches when he found out what makes Chelsea so "Mysterious"! All this plus.......TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 09, 2018•1 hr 10 min
Arden, Erin and Rob are BACK for an all new season of Will You Accept This Rose?!!! Let the Tsunami of Poon begin! Single Mom Lip Injections Villains! Salt and Pepper monosyllabic Realtors! Tiny Wieners!!!! - Arden is impressed that they found the ONE asshat in Maine! - Rob thinks sexy masks are better left ON! - Erin is ready to put on a ring on Pineapple Safeword! All that and Anna helps us pick the TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork....
Jan 03, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Arden and Lori discuss a BONE-ZONE free Fantasy Suites week and hometown visits on Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette! Sexy Dolphins! Children in makeup! Hard as nails sisters! - Arden CAN'T BELIEVE the skeleton key never unlocked Emily's pants! - Lori is swept off her lady-feet by Jef's heart- thumping letter writing! - Emily WEEPS because she wants to hump Arie so badly but she can't! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener f...
Nov 06, 2017•1 hr 6 min
Paget's Rival Lori and Arden head to Prague circa 2012 and watch the 2018 Bachelor Arie tongue kiss single mom Emily Maynard all over various canals. Michael Jackson Puppets! Bad Bachelor Promos! More bootcut jeans! -Arden talks about how a hero had to help out with her skincare! -Lori is torn between her love of Dean and 2012 Jef! - Single dad/ hothead Doug goes for one of the worst kisses in Bach history! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.c...
Oct 30, 2017•47 min
Arden is joined by Paget's rival Lori as they continue their search to find out who the F*%# the new Bachelor Arie is. This week the ladies time travel back to 2012 and review episodes 4-6 of Emily Maynard's season and discover, West Virginia Hood Rats! Men in Tank Tops! Men in Tank Tops on Donkeys! Donkeys in Tank Tops on Men! - Arden is wowed by Arie's sensual wall kissing stylings! - Lori wants to go ate shit on Matthew Mcconaughey-- I mean RYAN! - Shiny faced villains get their comeuppance! ...
Oct 23, 2017•1 hr 32 min
Paget's Rival Lori joins Arden hop in a time machine to 2012 to plow through the first three episodes of Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette to investigate who the heck this new Bachelor is!!! Boot cut jeans! Fauxhawks! Bedazzled denim! -Arden can't believe the franchise dipped back to when Blackberries were on to find their new suitor! - Lori is STILL ready to run away with Dean! - Chris Harrison looks fresh as a daisy!! Also we announce out NEXT LIVE PODCAST. Tweet to us or email us who...
Oct 16, 2017•1 hr 7 min
Ralph Garman and Steve Hytner join Arden to close up the beach for the season! Peanut Butter! Booty shots! Virgins!! - Arden doesn't know why none of the girls climbed over the bar to hump Wells! - Ralph thinks Amanda's new book is called "How to See Your Kids For 2 Months A Year!" - Hytner discovers his new safe word is "SKY-BIRD!" - Janet Myrin thinks Dean should be hooking up with a girl in every port! All this plus............. TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at ht...
Sep 14, 2017•1 hr 12 min
Comedian Billy Wayne Davis joins Arden and Erin to discuss the finale of Bachelor In Paradise! Scallops return to the sea! Malnourished horny Canadians! Two Texas Instruments Calculators mate and get BETROTHED! - Arden wants Raven and Adam and Adam Jr. to run off into the sunset! - Erin thinks Kristina is now wearing a turban and ready to destroy Dean! - Billy Wayne is convinced that Raven is going to marry a professional football player! All this plus............. TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Lear...
Sep 13, 2017•1 hr 13 min
Fortune Feimster (Mindy Project) joins Arden and Erin to discuss the WRATH OF THE TWINS! Bi-Sexuals! Nose Rings! and Serial Killers! - Arden's mom Janet Myrin (of Little Compton Real Estate) put a HEX on the Twins! - Fortune is obsessed with Derek's EXPLOSION at Taylor this season! - Erin thinks DLO is a misunderstood GENIUS! All this plus............. TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Sep 07, 2017•58 min
Paget (Arden's BFF) & Rob (WYATR 2017 Bachelor of the Year) join Arden and Erin in a in HOT BOX SAUNA of a comic book store to recap the latest Sexploits South of the Border! Male Jeggings! Dick Flicks! Thruples! - Arden becomes delirious and makes everyone show her their underwear! - Erin channels Christina and explains what "Karma's A Bitch!" means in Russia! - Rob channels Dean's Dad and sings the Boss! - Paget explains her love of a bald head! All this plus............. TWEET OF THE WEEK...
Sep 06, 2017•1 hr 25 min
Rob and Bachelorette Contestant Alex join Arden for an afternoon discussing Jack Stone Serial Killer! Scallop Fingers! Tiny hands on Tickle Monsters! - Arden is delighted the Russian Falcon AND the Canadian Eagle have landed! - Rob wants Dean's "scraps"! -Alex dresses to impress with his hair in FULL FALCON and a head-to-toe FALCON suit! - Anna and Alex are now BFFs!!!!!! All this plus............. TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com...
Aug 31, 2017•1 hr 38 min
Steve, Janet, Sheryle and Mittens join Arden in a very special hometown dispatch from the Myrin family Dan. Ben Z talks about his dog! Lacey keeps crying! Diggy gets creepy! PLUS WELLS AND DANIELLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!! - Arden loses her shit over the missing cocktail sauce post memorial lunch! - Janet is ready to get lost in Dean's blue eyes! - Steve is worried that the Myrin ladies are going to feed him to Mittens! - Sheryle never wants to hear the phrase "Choke on it" about a strawberry again! - Mi...
Aug 23, 2017•1 hr 4 min
