"Always the 69, Never the Bride!" With Debby Ryan & Rob Benedict

making all of the money in Hollywood. To my right, we have a man that you might no is God from Supernatural, but mostly I know him as Will you accept This Rose? Podcast bats Or of the Year and Mr Robert Benadick very much? Are you? Are you so nice to see you have seen inference? Oh my god, we really I felt I took our friendship up and not it really did. Yeah, and everybody's I mean my I feel like I bonded with each and every one of you. It took you and Paget down a level.

She got really free town. Um, Rob, do you have any shows coming up that you want to promote? Um? You know, watch Kings of Corn It's on iTunes and um and and watch uh Supernatural. It's on Thursdays on the CW. Love That. Okay, across from me right now is a young lady who I love so fucking much. I love her. I went to Atlanta and I found a friend. This person. You might know her from. You know, you're gonna know her in a whole new way starting the summer. But in a former life you might have

known her from Sweet Life on Deck or Jesse. You also have a movie out right now. It's an Australian one. But she's also the star of the show that I just did for Netflix called a Station. Well so fucking good. And here's the thing about her. I met her and I'm like, obviously, she's a beautiful lady. She's sweet. She's such a fucking rascal. I see her and I'm like, this little ding dong, this is my friend. I'm like, I don't know who you are or where you came from,

but you are a g D delight. And this person has never watched The Bachelor before, and she said, I will watch this season for you to come to the podcast, Miss Debbie. Ryan, Debbie, you just got back from Atlanta last night, didn't you did? Yeah? Are you exhausted? Um, yeah, I like I'm not you know, I'm like half and half. I'm like both, Like so hype and the sunshine and not having to wear twelve layers is really just empowering me.

But I'm also so drained. How I had no idea that Atlanta got so cold, So it was so fu cold more than I was there when it snowed like three weeks ago. It was, and the whole city shows down because there's no there's no sand or our assault trucks. Dude, you've never seen The Bachelor before. No, this is my first season, Okay, and tell us everything. I'm in so deep everything you ruined me, right, And I didn't you

feel like last night? I felt like last night because you've never watched it before so far this season like he's such a dud that I was kind of like, M I feel like last night it crossed over and it got so fucking good. It got really good. There was moments of surprise, these moments like it was actually I didn't expect I mean whatever, I don't want to get ahead of there were things that happened that I was like not expecting. Um, and I was just completely

it was real. I'm thick. Who are you rooting for? Who do you? Okay, like, before we get started, okay, having Hannah with us, Miss Anna Anna just get back from she had a business meeting. She has an investment in a pot farm and she just met over sushi with her pot farmer business owners. And they didn't talk business.

They just talk sushi. That's fair. They got distracted. Okay, wait a minute, Okay, before we get speaking of pot farms, let's just talk about fucking Becca m M. What they tell me, Debbie talking for those of you who live like under floorboards. There was a thing in the San Francisco Gate that was basically posted this like why are there so many missing people in the Bay Area? And somebody's zoomed in and they're like, wait a minute, what

are those people? Who doesn't really look that much like her? But it's like, is Becca m she she was was listed as missing. They're like, she's not missing, She's on the Bachelor. So apparently in November she told her parents she was going to go work at a weed farm and then just disappeared and her mom reported her as missing. Its breaking. What are your first thoughts, guys? I mean that picture I can't stop looking at the before and after the peacock earring. That is a that is a

driver's license that I marry. Dude, I have, I've significantly word driver's eicens photos right now, actually went can I see it? Actually my current ones decent, but my passport photo makes it look like I do hord drugs. Oh my god, one's fine. I like a bitch. Wow, you don't even look like yourself. Have you ever seen that person before in your life? Know? You know you you kind of look like Sarah Jeffreys. They're like Sarah Jeffrey's because she were a red wig in the movie that.

I don't know who that person is, right, I don't know. You didn't know me when I was a red hat. I was okay, wait so we in the the the peacock Earring. I also noticed her nose is way a little different, little different like I've been. I've certainly been thirty pounds heavier. I've had baby weight. It doesn't affect the size of my nose. She suddenly had a nose job. It looks like it. It's a weird photo because her

hair is not styled. It's very I don't know, it's almost part of me was like, wow, look what you can do, Like, here's what mother nature gave you. And through determination and maybe a little cosmetic surgery and the Bachelor machine. I mean they you know, they just put it through the Bachelor machine. She has that shine on them, the same shine she looks. Um. God, she's really I didn't want to like her, and I've completely fallen for her.

I so from from jump Talk to me, I reached out to you and I was like ardent getting the journey. And then I was like, there's something about that a m. Yes, there's something about like everyone, like she instigates, like how she loves it. Yes, she's young, and and also there's something about her that I feel like she's fully embraced all sides of like empowering young, like salty brand, Like she's doing the full branding thing. A lot of people

are there and being like, what are you projecting upon me? Great, I will be that She's like, watch me shape my narrative. She's not here for the Bachelor. No, she's not here for fans. And she's an iconic queen and I stand her. Now you're diving in deep on her Instagram. Oh my god, tell her like two falls ago, I went deep two falls ago. She had like platinum blonde hair like it was a good look, probably her old nose. And I will say that that was like a really really good look.

She had edged to her. She was salty, very much. I'm going for Instagram model, but only because it didn't hit on tumbler. She doesn't have that like her Dashian Jenner aesthetic. Yes, I'm more kind of earthy. I lied to my parents about working on a plot farm and instead I'm on the Bachelor. Yea, I think it is nice. Now you know, you know someone who knows her right, Yeah, we apparently have like two or three common friends. When I you know, she popped up with my explore Yeah, yeah, yeah,

that's my girl. I need to know and I click and it's like three common friends. And then after I followed her, yeah, I began to see her commenting on my friends like photos this guy was in a band with Yeah, we gotta be friends with her and be friends with her friends with Kendall. Oh my god, I'm trying to be friends with Kendall. Kendall hang all the time.

Here's what you need, Okay, here's what you need. To know, so next time you do the podcast, because now you're deep and you welcome to the welcome to the cult. Once you're in, you're in. So the my main co host is this Aaron is this foxy lesbian who wants to marry Kendall And I felt like Kendall and when we get there later becau we're gonna go through the episode. But I felt like she was using gender neutral pronouns like I dated someone like you. Part of me feels

like she with date Aaron. Don't you think Kendall would date Aaron? She's dating. I'm in to help make this happen. Okay, let's make that. Oh my god, yes, America just got the biggest boner just hearing about Like the other thing I like about Becca too, she does that thing with him. She's the only one going like, well do you like me? Like you know what I mean? You gotta sell yourself to me, which is throwing his little brain in a tizzy. Does that make sense? What do you think overall about

Ari before we get going on that episode? Like, what's your takeaway on Ari? Yeah, I've never like seen a more vanilla man, So celebrate it. But he's so basic. Everyone's like, there's just he's so special, Like he's just incredible,

and I think I'm falling in love with him. And it's like based off of the five syllables he said today amazing, whoa amazing and the way he dresses too, I'm like, you can do better his esper drill game has unless you're a fucking hot Like I worked on a French movie that had a hot French crew and they had like a dude named Philip that was a sound guy, and he's like, like French guys can like somehow get away with like white peg jeans and esper drills unless you're a Philip the hot sound guy. If

you're a real tur from Scott's. Still you can't fucking rock a cardigan and espadrill. No, that is not bone on material, not at all. And let's just unbuttoned the shirt. One more button do speaking with it as hot as balls in here, But that's all right. Here we go. So we're starting out. So we're starting out. Here's my pitch before we get going. I think Tia is going to be the next bachelorette. I hope. So I love Ta. I loved Tia. I love I loved Tia and I

don't think she's gonna win. So here's what you need to know about Tia. Tia is very good friends with this girl named Raven who was on next season. She was the runner up, and then I think they loved Raven. Then Raven fell in love in Paradise. Raven was the one who was in the store when they went back, and she was like, yeah, exactly, yes, in Weener at Arkansas, at gray Swade, her clothing store. I got your list. I'm a fan. Oh my god, this is so exciting.

So so but I think because now they can't, I think feel like America fell for Raven, but then they picked Rachel as a bachelor. So they basically found Raven two and Tia and they're gonna make her the bachelorette. Okay, so here we are, and so Crystal says, Destinday's happy tonight, and we go to here come my glasses, We're going to Paris. Crystal starts out dressed like Sandy from Greece. She had on like the fucking black like the books. She was just the black off the shoulder. It was

like the finale of like tell me about It. Stud. She runs up. She's got like her. They're talking against a chan's liase. She runs up, Crystal's there and um they go. They're staying on some fucking house boat, the U boat by the world ship. They're locked on a boat together like what hotel room are they in? And they keet why are they showing that boat? And then I got together like, oh, they're staying. They're stuck on

the boat. So weird dreamboat with a dreamboat. Oh my god, I dreamboat with Oh my god, I can't wait to guy to that. That That was such a shock, such a shock, dream out with a dream bout. Okay, So then go booze you'r ari. And then Chris Harrison comes up and they have this conversation and it was Chris because they Welcome to Paris, man, Thanks dude. That conversation happened is that the most basic male, straight white man, Welcome to

Paris man, Thanks dude. I wanted to stab myself in the thigh with a fork Storry James Franco and Joan, Dude, you stole my my hotel boats Hotel Paris. It's real. You know. That's crazy face, man, But you've had a lot of good times together. Man, that's beautiful. It's like, yeah, it's fucking not youre JOm dumb like yeah, it's beautiful, beautiful him like taking her on a tour of Paris, like that is beautiful and she's like wow, yeah I

got that, Morco, Oh my god, oh my god. Okay, So then Becka Kay, Becka Kay and Becka m and one of them said, whoa, these feelings are so strong. I can't negate that. I don't know. One of the Becca said that I think was not short hair. Okay, long hair said those feelings are so strong. Okay, does she stand a chance of getting into the bone zone with it? She's not good, she doesn't want to suck her in a fantasy? Sweet which long hair Rebecca that we thought was going to make it. I think she

stands a chance, you do. I think he's back burning her. What do you think that? Wh do you think the top so three people, three people get fucked in the fantacy three? Who do you think they're going to be? Short Hairbecca? Short Rebecca, hands down, and I mean all of the predatory girls are. Now do you think Tia on their way? I think maybe Tia. I think um I thought for sure he was going to suck the mom.

But we're not there yet. She's out. I think, yeah, mega babe, and like and like doesn't give him a lot, Like you got to talk about someone who actually has a narrative of mystery. Yeah, yeah, she went to Yale. No she doesn't. I'm like, why are you way too off for him? So then Jacqueline jacquelins air, Okay, so Crystal to shin so. So then they're saying there's gonna

be four dates. There's gonna be to one single person dates, one group date, and a two on one, and Crystal goes, I wonder who will be on the two en one with me? And such an obvious choice, I'm not backing down. There's just no amount on my level to compare. She's a fucking lunata. Yeah, she got crazier and crazier. Do you think it was all the sun damage? She has so much sun damage? The amount. I'm sorry, I don't need to be such a cruise because I say this

because I have it the neck wrinkles. No twenty nine year old has that many, like tree rings. I didn't. I didn't notice it. My friend pointed it out. I let me be just as a lady. As a I've gotten neck wrinkles. I don't appreciate it, but like, yeah, you don't get him in your twenties. I think she just needs therapy after her whole background story. It's like, just go to a therapy. She needs alan on a therapy for sure someone, Yeah, for sure, talk to someone.

So then they go. It's the first one on one date is Laura b As. Somebody tweeted in the b it's for boring. Oh my god, because well he hasn't he has no naturally curiosity. So she says, as the same thing that Chelsea says. She goes, I'm astatic. I'm so ecstatic too, because it's ecstatic. It's ecstatic. She has no pulse. And so then she's freaking out as they walk away and she's in her romper and they get into this small boat and then, um, everyone called a gondola,

not a gondola, a motor boat gondola. They all called it. Oh my god, he's you're a gonda like like just a guy in a speed boat. By the way, God, if you're listening out there and you don't know what a gondola is. Mostly They're in Venice Canals. There's a dude with a long strapy pull and he rose you. It was legitimately like a little it was a little speed.

It's like a little Boston food Latter Deals, beautiful place to and then they cut to him and he's like, so, I don't really know her at all, but I'd like her. He was the dumbest like and and then and it proved to be nothing. There was nothing there. It's like, I've been waiting for this for so long. I'm looking forward to this moment. Oh my god. And it was like based off watching them walk around, watching them, she

I don't care. Okay. In high school there was a guy, that guy that I he was like, he's the one. I'm like, no, no, he's just shy. He's just shy. And I'm like, no, he's a fucking like we went out for like. It was like, he's not shy, he's not guarding it. There's no there there, there's no I don't care. We've all been damaged, we've all been hurt, but we have a little more personality in our damage. I think I would like to offer, which is that?

Tell me? Had they not cut the score and and just played all of the moments and then sitting in silent. I think probably five other dates have gone like that, Like I genuinely don't think everyone's had like a rivet in conversation like yeah, sure girls that steer it way more and he is a wall and so then you have And then her entire argument was like it's a trust thing. I don't trust anything, and I think that

that actually there's legitimacy to that. She's like, why then why am I going to open up with you all the things? And like you're making out with everyone else if you but you have an hour with the guy like he literally he he was like I've seen she's like that in Holland then she's like that was the best taken do I mean so fucking boring? I mean, this only move is just to grope them that hair,

the hair, the hair. He loves a hair face, Like if you wanna, Becca is amazing that she's gotten as far because she's got no hair to brush your way, you know what I mean? Like that's even Crystal when she was going down still, So then they go they're walking around and uh and then Crystal, meanwhile, I was freaking out back at the back at the boat. Is he really looking for a strong woman, a woo man, not a little girl. I hope she doesn't get a rose,

because that's the name of the game. Sorry it is. And I was just like, yeah, it felt like that was a grab bag of like phrases and she just like assembled them. She's one of those things like you put on your fridge, those random Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm a woman woman straight because mystery glitter glitter, strong dude, glitter, dude, glitter fucking glitter. He has so have you guys noticed that his face is to town for his He wears so much tanner on his face. He's got this red

mark right here too. He's like he's got like thick, like eighties base face that is just like it is. And he's sitting there. They don't ask any questions, and he was and he was like, wow, that's so pretty well. And then he asked her, asked her straight out if she likes him, and she didn't say anything, Dude, she doesn't like it. And he even said I don't think. Yeah. He was like I kind of, you know, I have a crush on you. Like it was like and it'd be cool if you can maybe tell me She right?

She She's like, there's like nothing. That is my biggest nightmare is like a date like that. I don't think she's dumb. Is no, she's not. She's not, I don't. I just she bost think that there's no I think that there's no, Like she is probably used to being pursued and slowly like having it unlocked, and she's not going to unlock it for herself. But he has no idea how to do that conversationally because he's not has

no natural curiosity. Yeah, and I think that they're like less that he tries and the more that she just like there like stalemated. Well, so then they started. They go on this dinner date and basically we learned he knocked a girl up. He went, He's like, sorry, I gotta raise she had a miscarriage, and then she laughed. That was an odd time to throw that out. It was weird, too, weird. I see the proucer's going, but

he didn't say it was going. I felt like he was trying to be like, you can trust me, I'll get pregnant and leave on a race stor treated someone and I'm willing to admit it. You can trust me, you know I can at least get your pregnant. I will leave and go touring. That was a weird story story to be like, I don't know, Like I just need a little bit more to kind of unlock. That was his best And he was like that was his

ace and the whole with him. I got a chick pregnant once wait, go back, he said, okay, and she had she had a look of shock, like we all did. We were like, what you knew that he thought this was his best story. I was like, I'm lady hanging on to this is I've saved this for years. Hey, Chris, at some point I'm gonna put story girl pregnant. That's honestly the most he's offered up about himself. Like we know he's crashed eighteen cars. We know from Lori that

he's only won one race. Um that is, so he got some chick pregnant, Like it doesn't he it doesn't, it doesn't. And then and then she was like, I don't do well. My parents are still married. But it was I was in between, like what happened in that house? What I wanted to know? What happened with the dad. Was that when she was between the dad and the mom. I think it's like, who was it when they had the dog date episode who had very traumatic experiences with

both bat and bumper cars? Anaa, can we just talk about analysa? How much? How right out for your girl? I got ten an elite I am. I can't believe they didn't do a reenactment for Crystal in the bowling Alley. I grew up in a bowling alley and it was hard for me to be in a bowling alley. Oh my god, how about like I'm just bitchy. I'm just bitchy. I just can't trust him. He goes back on his word. He has this thing, well, we fought for you, we

put the energy, and he's like, what's going on? And She's like, it was just hard for me to be in a bowling alley because I have bowling alley related trust issues. I wanted to see your girl a little girl like with like the bumpers up, being like her mom and the distance, like getting yelled at, fingering fingered by some man. He's like like a bowling shirt just against the claw machine. Again again, Mom again, Mom for everything? Oh my God, way do you get to Bachelor in Paradise?

Because the Beauty and Bachelor in Paradise, And I've talked to one of the producers of The Bachelor. When they edit for the Bachelor, they have to protect the batchlor to make him seem like French charming. When they go to Paradise, it's just like all the cast offs from like four seasons. They don't to protect anybody, so everyone gets an edit like Analyt's like everyone is garbage, and they'll edit people talking to raccoons and like crabs and

like they make everybody look like a dimp ship. That's amazing. You're gonna Are you gonna Bachelor Games? I think that I'm probably. I don't know the difference between any of it. I just learned that it goes back and forth. So that's our Winter Games has never happened. This is a brand new season. There's this is the first time it's ever happened. So it'll be I think probably for like three or four weeks. It'll start next Tuesday night, and it'll be like it's gonna be people from all over

the world from Bachelor's shows fucking and competing in the snow. Yeah, Okay, I mean you have to come back and talk about that too. Oh my god, wait speaking of voices in Crystal or have we not gotten there Becca doing Crystal's voice. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. That was my favorite thing. She isn't ship no, you pointed out early on because she's a ship ster. She we love her, but she's like she's still the young girl from high school that throw shade. Wow, so like, how did that

make you feel a night that? You know? She's like very much. She plays both side of the fence. And also I haven't seen anyone but her. Every time someone goes away, she looks automatically shocked and devastated and comforting, like how are you that close? With literally everyone in their single. She also is like literally like holding onto someone every time she knows how to get the camera, she you right. In the series, she's always like she's like, who are they going to put the camera on? I

think she's Leslie Khan's star pupil. I feel like she went to Leslie Khneen like like okay, so then Crystal says so then so then the girls are trapped on the boat. The two way card arrives, Crystal says, I'm not interested in having a three way, like I'm going to end up with Ari and that's it. Ari game on. I mean yeah, I mean yeah. So then Lauren and Ari they're out. It's so boring. It's so fucking boring. And she's just like, I'm just really overwhelmed. I feel

like there's a lot of pressure on me. And she says, are you really put guys in the friend zone for six months? Um? And I can't open up until I trust somebody. I got my girl from pregnant with my child, I lost the baby and uh. And then her parents had a tough marriage and she was engaged to her ex, and um, I'm worried that I'm not going to be able to open up enough. And he goes, I find you amazing. I mean why he just wants to fuck her. Yeah, it's all, it's only it's the only place his mind

is with all these girls. Um, but at what point did he go, you know what, she's getting the rose like yeah, because the whole day, like, this girl's not getting the right way because she acknowledged she was. She I think she wasn't like, hey, I don't have a personality. Is this good for you? Like? She was like no, like it's a it's a slow burn. And by the way,

she fully might not have a personality. She doesn't. But for her to be like, I'm not gonna give it like all straight away, I think that that's where he was like, oh, well, then there must be more. And also I can't punish her for like acknowledging the fact she was the opposite she it was like the equivalent uncomfortable date of the girl in the winery, but she was He's covering her face, but she's not trying as hard as that. That was another Lauren was that she

was the social media manager she was. That was the worst blonde Lauren date. And I don't usually try. I just couldn't stop talking. I don't know. Maybe I think guys like to chase a little, and so maybe that she's literally giving him nothing. He's like, I like you, you don't like me. I like you. I'm gonna give you the rose until you don't have to like me. There was like a living room curtain. I just kept over the window. What I don't understand is everything she said.

It was like, this is not the show for you. I was like, wait, what, Yeah, that's not how this show works. You got to get in there. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think it takes six months? Do you think that guy that shows up at the end and the previews which this season? Ok I want, I hate to say it, but this season the show just got This season I think is now going to be really good from here to the end. Do you think that X is either it's either her or Tia because he was Southern.

He feels like Tia. He looks and feels like a Tia. But we don't know anything about it Tia X, do we She she picks guys, she has to fix up. That's what we know. What if it's Becca? I think I feel like something happened on that pop farm. Okay, now, Laurie, Laurie, who is our Tokay? Can we turn on the A C? Is that a thing? Or is that he? Um? I'm gonna put it on. Okay, so Laura said. Laurie texted and she said Um likely wasn't filed as missing by her mom while she was on the batchelor because the

report was in November. Contestants return in November, so it was aft likely after all. In all likelihood is true. She probably worked on a weed farm in Humboldt County, Okay. I believe that. I actually I totally believe that, and I believe like based off of she like retweeted the art coal and was like, oh my god, you guys call your mom's And the most embarrassing thing is that my driver's license photo got out like she like really underplayed it. But who was to say? She didn't like

run away? Like there could be a full story that. She's like, well, I'm fascinated because it's also like, let's say she's done by November. Does that mean she didn't win? Why would she be working on a pop farm if she wants? I don't want to know. I don't know. I don't want to because who do you think it's gonna win? I thought it was gonna be her? I did too, But why would she be working on a pop farm? Who do you think it's gonna win? I

think someone more neutral? Ok? But or what about the who who was the girl that that that had the other single date with him last night? The one who Jacqueline Jacqulye is not gonna win? She actually has ambition And he's like that's a bone killer. I'm not We'll get there were real quick. Um so uh no, I lost it, Okay, So then Beca. So then there's a group Becca. They showed up for the Mulan Ruge. Young Beca has no bra on and comes bouncing up her

fantastic titties are flying, which is like the time. It was like the third time that she fulled like Jennifer Aniston. She's got great boobs. If my boob stood up like that, I was still wear a brad because I'm from Rhode Island and I have shame. But like I would hope that one time in my life I could be on the Bachelor of running brawls. The Mulan Rouge dream last episode,

she was wearing like a corset and a skirt. I was like, oh salty, she's got She's got like weird fashion stands and she couldn't be cute and I love a lot of furs. She loves her. I have to say when they so they'll go to the Mulan Ruge. The Cancan girls come out, and I wrote down I want I have since I was a child and I learned about the can can, I have wanted to be a Cancan girl so badly. I wanted to do that watching that, didn't you want to do that so badly

last night? Yeah, it was like it was it was way more. And then the glowing, Oh my god, the gorgeous ladies of Bachelor Arrest, the Club of the Globe. Oh my god. You can't afford glow as like full submersive, like full glamor yeah, amazing. He goes this day to day is definitely for the women. It's like really because they're walking around in thongs. After Miss Janet hands them, they're like nude bone seriously, Yeah, well you take them all to like a car graveyard. He'd like, that's it's

two in the morning. He doesn't realize no girls are There's just him at a car grave into a bottle of going wow, that's amazing, going beautiful. Yeah, I think you've got a little hair on your head, like, let me just brush that aside. So what intern at in the editing suite had to like put the blacks the earth. The choreographer CN can dance, although she when it was came her time to actually do it, he has started freaking out again. She freaked out in the glob But

Becca really was so fucking beautiful and sparkly. She deserves that. She was on point. She's so cute in her lashes. She like somehow between like like in Fort Lauderdale, she snuck out and she got new lash extensions. She had like full feather lashes all like like can can l rouge fans. She was so cute. Um they do it. So then they show up to the party. Becca isn't her boostier with a weird black ribbon necklace, and um, Tia and Ari. She was like, I was starting to

feel insecure. She's I love Tia, I'm teen Tia. Guys, She's not gonna win, She's gonna be a bachelor. Yeah. I also like she whatever doesn't deserve you know, she doesn't. And he has no idea what to do with her. No, she's better than him. And then so Chelsea's back there. Chelsea started to feel threatened, rightfully so by Becca. She's saying, Chelsea is a twenty two year old free spirit and I am a any nine year old with a child.

I'm surprised, and I know it's jumping ahead, but I'm assuming if you're listening to this, you know that Chelsea gets cut at the end. I would have thought they would have given her more airtime this episode, because she started out of such a big player as the villain she got the first rose to sort of have no airtime felt like a weird editing choice. What's the word mysterious? Did you just tell me that about yourself? Chelsey? I'm

just a mysterious mysterious You know that He couldn't. He wanted to cut her as soon as he heard that her mystery was he loved that. He was like, I've only ever dated moms. He loves he loved mom. I got him on pregnant one time he did the second mom you're a mom? Was mom and up again. I like making babies, but I'm out of here. Yeah. I think that it was probably very disappointed that was her entire mystery, and also that now she's like, I'm just I want him to see not the mom's side of me,

but the like will see side of me. But like, all you're giving us is also I'm a mom. Yeah, I don't need to be here and juice, but I'm have a kidd but like, stop talking about it. Who's with your kid? Exactly right? A little I did a little digging online. So apparently his guy, her guy left her for Miss Maine. And yeah, and then apparently he went to the court while she was filming The Bachelor and was like, I'm not going to pay child support

while she's at the Bachelor. And I thought, my man has a good point, because she's not taking care of our child. He's like, I'll pay it when she comes back, but she's at the Bachelor and I'm not paying child support. So I also read that he refused to sign anything to let the child be on her little story. That's smart, that's smart. You know she's going to be on Bachelor Paradise.

Is that now that a man is like dirty goods and has been on too many There was a single mom that on like eighteen times and had a baby boys, and but now there's a new mom in town now no, no, that she's like not allowed to see your child anymore. So then so then so Beckett comes on, she's got her lashes, and she was like, I like you, and I'm surprised that I felt jealousy when I saw you leave with that dud on your gondola. And then and then he was like a little and he was like,

is that French kissing when we're in France? And she was like, you're fucking idiot. And he's standing there and he's in his top hat and cape. How much of a lady bone or killer is that outfit on a man watching him singing in France? The women's faces what like the bitch the resting bitch face as they're watching this happen of the girl, the girls, and then that is the least that was like are you ready to dry up? Every ladies? Like lady park women? Are you ready? You?

Is your join? Not too excited tonight? Like what's less of a like a bigger lady boner killer is like a male magician seconds a male magicians magician but lip sticking in French? I mean, how bummed would you have been if you went to them to see a show and you saw that ship and then you have to continue to try and be in love with that guy.

My friend and I used to call it diarrhea syndrome, where like we had a crush on this guy and then he aggressively told me a story about how he had diarrhea, and it was like, once you've heard that, it's like I can't it's over like like like he was like diarrhea Dave, like once you it's over. This was like a diarrhea Dave moment to top. You can't can't see it, you can't see like you look at that, that's just a realtor in a top hat sticking to

a French song. He doesn't codd look at his So here's the big that's the base and then his and then his neck is white, two different colors. Look at the cut like even Jasmine pointed it out. Jasmine texted me and was like, that's right. Jasmine from Jasmine texted me, is like, why does he rip someone's tanner on his pace? Literally just got jealous, Jasmin, you have to come to Austin.

I know. We gotta get an Airbn You want to come to Austen with us into a live show at Okay, and April Funny, she's got for a million, like eighty eight million Instagram followers between her and the fucking bathroom. We could get a giant Airbnb house. We all stay there. We do like two tweets about it. Never okay, so then oh my god, we have the oh my god, we could get Becca. We could get Becca, we could get fucking Kendall, we get Pink paying her her pain,

paying her stuff. Penguin could be there, okay. So then our Sienna, let me get Pink pay Why have we not seen any of them that she's carrying around? So then he goes. Then he goes speak French to me to Sienna. She goes just sweet and he's like, what is I mean? It's like, what there you thinking? I took fresh like one on one and even I know it's like I could have said the valiza val I'm a real Juras car driver. Okay. So then Ari's outfit. The girls are angrily watching. He was lipsticking in a

top hat and a cane. I just wrote no, no, no, no no, and then and then I wrote this sucks. Oh somebody said this such watching Becca m um makes me feel a little insecure. It's like, well yeah, um. And then she was like, I'm definitely feeling. She was feeling the field. She was feeling all the fields. So then crystals out. She gets her little things. She's getting ready to go at the boat. She's wearing an ace bandage underneath that has a key hole at her tits

in it. Underneath a nude one Esie who dresses her Debbie. Give me your thoughts, like, is this from a Venice like beach boutique? What the fuck? I think that? Uh? I think that everyone is trying their best, and I think it's yeah, you're right, you're right. She Yeah, you're right.

People love like full packed outfits that them and their sisters, and the show probably has a couple of things that they're like, oh yeah that, oh that that's great, and then just kind of like yeah, beat the face, and then makeup is like full blown, like Tia that moment, Yes, don't ever wear makeup. She's so cute that I don't wear makeup. Yes. But then there's like a lot of them that like have had that moment where being like so cute and then I'm like, oh busted. Oh that's

a swing and a miss dude. Yes with the ace bandage body con type. Here's what you need to know. They're only allowed to bring two suitcases. What do you bring? What do you bring for your opening night outfit? I decided I would go back. I would Aaron said she'd wear a cape to jumpsuit. I would suck up and we were short in the front, long in the back

bullet skirt. Yeah, I would like ever like a mini in the front mullet skirt of and that I would wear like something that is like cute on top but also kind of shows my tips and it would be misguided. What do you wear? Um? And it's all of that like canary yellow and I remember some bright fun like it's like I was hot pink and like, but like it would be some bright color because I want to catch the eye when there's like thirty five of us opening night getting out of the car. What misguided? Up?

But do you pick men's wear? You got gown gown, gown, yeah, sexy sexy tucks. Yeah, you got like a trouser with probably like and then and then you know you just told me, and I'm like, you would win in that moment. Hot men's are like a hot Gucci suit. You would win. The suit. Girl she's amazing. She was she were a time like my waiter at Red Lobster. She's different. I have a question talked to me Debbie Ryan. Debbie Ryan has every bachelor and bachelor up and straight. Yes, well

as far as we mean the actual bachelor bachelor. Yeah, there's been a game one. They do one on logo, they do a guy one on logo, but they have contestants that have been bisexual. I want a pan. I want someone in there, a guy or a girl. Everyone's fighting for their heart and you got guys girls who have gender non like a full on. There was one on MTV. There was one te Tequila. That's right, Tila Tequila. I forgot about. I worked with Tila Tequila. Was like,

h she was, she was Tila Tequila. I mean, you know what it was, you know what it was like when it was sort of like when you know, it's like, yeah, we know that you love to get at it and that's your thing, but like she really lead with that aggressively, like a a Tuesday, like seven am. It's like, look, I know you get boned a lot by ladies and guys. I don't care good for you. But it's like she couldn't stop talking about it in the makeup trailer, and at a certain point I was like, I get it,

I get it, you bone getting the bones on. I don't know, I didn't know what to talk A bone free zone hopefully hopefully, um but there haven't like there's been some last season, there was a bisexual contestant, Jamie, who then went to Paradise, and she was kind of popular in Paradise. Guys were intrigued. There's never been a guy on that's paying. There's been a lot. Wait if you think you like it, now, where do you see all the guys fighting. There's a lot of romances that

happened pretty sea where guys actually fell in love. Yes, it was when they had Clint. Clint and uh, what's his name? The guy that worked lived in his JJ who lives in his parents basement and have three kids. I think he still lives in his parents basement in Denver, Okay. So then we go so then they're doing the can can um and then Crystal So Crystal, she goes, she

reads the thing. Two women, one rose, one stays, one goes Kendall and me will always have Paris and then she and then she says, can we talk about how much Kendall just ship her pants? That's how she praised it. I've been prepping for this situation for like months, I mean, is what it is? How boring are the other relationships? I'm I am wife material fun wife, like, no, you're not needs a lozenge. I just want to give her a lozenge. She just she really started to run out.

By the end of the episode, Crystal simple water, just her some honey. Um. Yeah, that was And then the thing is, she wasn't. She wasn't. She wasn't so much. And I think it's my shirt off. But I'm not gonna like that wasn't freaking out. Wasn't freaking to spend the day with her, you know what I mean exactly, No, she wasn't. Yeah, And also they're going to be there each going like it's already already likes attention from everyone, Like he's going to not spend the date just with

one person, like he you know. But she of course just gets She's so funny, dude. So I love I love to watch it. So then they go to this beautiful chateau. Look at this awesome chateau. It's awesome. It's Tendaal and Crystal. They're on the two on one they have to go do amaze. Crystal is wearing and somebody treated me this. It's like it's like Annie Hall trousers. There's like a crushed velvet boostier top Annie Hall trousers. She's got like a captain's there's like a nautical thing happening.

She's drinking like champagne out of like the tick glasses, and like she finds him in the she wins, she finds him in the middle. He immediately tone kisses her. Yeah, I was discussed about that. So then he pulls her aside one at a time, and even though he's like, oh, she apologized. All she did was talking to baby voice, and he kept like stroking her hair, like I don't think about I don't think the producers made him keep her.

I think he did kind of want to suck her, but he knew that if he kept her that America would hate him. I think she shot her self in the foot when she brought up Kendall. When she started talking about Kendall, I was like, you never talked about the other girls. Yeah you can't, Sammy, you've never watched The Bachelor? Are you bored out of your fucking mind? Or do you now want to watch and come back and do the show again. I definitely want to watch. Oh my god, Sammy, I are you gonna watch Bachelor

Winter Games? I'll watch all of it. We want to hear your opinion. You want to hear from you, Sammy. You're a cool customer. This is Sammy's first time doing this with us, and we want you to be in. We watch and then maybe come dude next week, maybe we could do Bachelor Winter Games or something. Yeah. Sure, great. So he gives them a little tour of the chateau, gives clearly Kendall, and then the most honest really Kendall

confronting Crystal, Oh, go tell me, Debbie. I was like, go off, Like I was so happy that she did because she's so kind and genuine and so the second she's like, you know what, like when Becca did it and she was like why are you still here? Now I'm asking why are you still here? That was like did she but it just felt like yeah, and like oh, we get it, Like you're just like I'm just saying it. But like Kendall was very much like, no, actually, let

me have a conversation with you. And she came with I. She came with I have empathy for she doesn't. Yes, she will eat human flesh. Yeah, she travels with Pink, Pang and Pang, but her presence her grounded. She's like the Buddha, like Cannibal she was like, she was like, you have trouble connecting with people. I don't connecting people. You have trouble. And then I love Kendall so much and then she and then she and then she goes when Kendall was talking, I didn't even care like she was.

She looked so rattled that she'd been seen for such a piece of ship. I don't have words. And then she was like she was basically like, you've not been kind. This is not like you've not been real. Go off and and like Crystal couldn't handle it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then okay, so then he he comes back. It was and it was edited together weird because you never saw what he said to Kendall. Yeah, but then he comes back, He's like I need a minute to think

this through. Yeah, I need tonight. I need tonight, which was like what the fuck? Which, by the way, like ever since Crystal first went, I just always had a thing where other women hate me. They just always hate me, and they're like resentful of me because they like always think I'm gonna steal their boyfriends. And that's only like sort of happened a couple of times. Yes, yes, we never talked about that that means she stole everyone's boyfriend.

She guaranteed stole everyone's boyfriend. And she reminds me so much of this girl who I used to think was so cool and want to be my friend, and I became like really good best friends with yes, yes, yes, and she like got a carbon copy of my boyfriend

and did the whole thing. And then she, while I was happy in my relationship, accused me like her and her boyfriend broke up and I went over with like food and was like and she was like, you don't get you say that because you're the one who broke up and we knew your last relationship, like I was done, and I was like, I didn't know that that affected me being able to be a friend right now. And also he was musics it and also you've never chosen

the side of a woman. Yeah, I understand. And it made me realize there were women who, while I like could not fond, more over like building up other women because if I build you up, then we all go. Yes. I didn't realize that there are other women who see that and they're like, I need to immediately drive a wedge because if I can't have Yeah, you can't enjoy it. There's not enough for everyone in the world. Yes, and that is iconically Crystal. Yes, it's so good. We never

talked about that. I forgot about that. You know, she's still everybody's boyfriend. And also I feel like even Becca, who like it's about her, Becca would be so happy if she was in the final three and she was best friends with the girl who ended up winning. Yeah, I deserved this. He would be happy, whether or not genuinely, she would be. Yes. And you know what, because she's going to get all the Instagram followers anyway. She cashing in.

She's catching it. She's catching it. So they go on this double date and and he it was so weird. He was like, Kendall, can I see you for a second. And they walk away and Crystals just sitting there and they're up and with a view of the Eiffel Tower, and then and then you anything, nothing. We don't ever see him talking to Kendall. And then he comes back and he gives Kendall the rose and then they go like dry hump And she really fucking aggressive when she kisses.

She kissing in a frightening way. She like a woman who does want to eat your blood. She was literally eating his flesh. And there was a new kissing bandit and she's gonna she might eat part of your face and was so many people tweeted in there was a missed opportunity for a telescope there for Crystal to sit and watch this. All season you've been able to watch people like humping Ari. She didn't, so like it was sort of an anticlimactic. Usually when they do too on ones,

they strand the person. Like one of the villains they stranded on an island where there was like a blowhole of like salt water, and they helicopter away. And there was another one that they left like in the bad lands, like the salt flats, and and they they're like stuck somewhere shitty in the middle of nowhere, and like they're stranded. Yeah, and they're like stuck. So this one she goes like at least like stuck in some weird tower with a

good view of parents has it. She's still think she's delivering. She drops like sandwiches down to homeless homeless cruise's homeless men that have homes. So yeah, they're like, um, I'm back to you too, And you get to how does that sound. I'm the line produce. I live in Malibu. I have a ten million dollar I text you this last night. But I got so nervous when he gave that rose to Kendall because I was like, she's going to attack you. She's going to attack you. She is

not stable Crystal. Yeah, I thought maybe she was going to attack critic either. I was like very actually nervous in that second, like, oh god, I hope she doesn't like react. Remember remember with Chad and Alex in the woods and the whistle. I actually thought Chad was going to go back and like murder, like when you stopped back to the house and was like whistling and pounding and way do you get to the season when it's

the guys. It's because the guys. The guys all get a little gay and kind of fall harder for the guys than the girl that you're gonna die. Okay. I love the take where she was like perfect was it was at the table they each having wine and then she says they say something about agreed to I sent you the video of it. It was like agree to disagree or something, and the shot of Crystal going like sipping wine and going. She goes, I was weak and I'm not weak, and it hurts, and it hurts. Did

not feel good enough to our group chat. Okay, I'm gonna go to the route group got here we go, Here we go, Here we go, group chat, group chat. This is here we go? Here we go? Is this from rob? Oh my god? Why is it not playing? Here we go? Oh my god. She's so seriously, there's no thing she could not She could not get that, she could not get that wine in fast enough. Right wait, like she's the only one who drinks wine during her

Like interviews afterwards were like a green screen interviews. I feel like there's times where she's like, yeah, well this is just the way that the game has played. Yeah, she definitely is like Mommy needs her Sevignon block. She's like, I'm surprised you didn't tell him, Like, oh, the reason I was screaming so much about because I was like blacked out day. She said, I just want to feel appreciated and good enough. Well, you know she's going to paradise.

You know she's going to paradise. And she says, I feel like I have so much love to give. I had a room. It in college, who actually said this to my fucking face, who clearly hated me, who said to whom my face are him, I'm not like you. I have a lot of love to give, said to my face. The only time I've ever done this in my life, I did make out with her boyfriend when she went to New Mexico to get her scuba diving license, and it was revenge for that convent. And I don't

regret that. Yeah, watch out, I don't know like you. I have a lot of love to give. Fuck you, Like what the kind of a comment is that? So then we get to Jacqueline. Jacqueline has her one on one day. She's not gotten a date yet, and she feels like, I feel like I'm getting a gift to open on Christmas and it's a pony. I feel like I'm getting a pony for Christmas, and I have like if the pony doesn't work out, they're gonna shoot it. So he picked her up in this little MG car,

which stalls and he can't. Isn't the most engaged I've seen, and he's like, the corporators out, You're just gonna start the corporator And she was like, oh, that's hot seeing and it's hot when a guy who knows things about things that is doing things. I'm like, you're going to med school. I don't know that. I actually rewound that moment.

I had to pause it. I was gonna immediately rewind, and I rewound it and pause it and was like, yeah, it's literally was like, it's really hot when a guy who knows, who knows, who knows things about things, doing things about things. That's what she said. It's hot when guys who know things about things are doing things about things. Seven years college years of college seven years seven years?

Was that her? No, that's yeah, she's going she's about to do six years and yeah, so then they go shopping associates, it's not six years because she's going for a PhD. It's six years because she says things like as hot when the guys who knows things about things isn't doing things about so he takes her to ports, he takes her shopping. I would have much rather had the Rachel Zoe shopping spree. They couldn't. It was like

it was almost like, welcome to Eileen Fisher. You want to boxy like sensible, he like, and he was like even making fun of the jackets, like, look at this dumb boxing jacket. So they found her a black car. She was keeter in her little red dress, but he put her in the black cocktail dress. He's like, oh, I want to spool you. It's like, oh, it's so gross. And then they like zoomed, you know, they did that cut on her feet and she was like stumbling up.

So I wrote that walking so awkwardly in the dress. She was like the she came out hot, she came out holly. She really wanted to have a good time, but she almost it was almost too much. She was too much. She couldn't he right. She had to. She was like, I feel like that's how you fill on the inside at all times. But I've learned how to like calm it down a little bit. It's really really, do you have social anxiety? Do you have social anxiety? Do you? Oh? God, that's why I only come here.

This is the only time I leave. You're welcome to the club, then we this is this is the only place I come. You're you know. I was driving here and I was like, I'm sorry, I'm just like I've been driving for I don't know how I'll come get you next time, I'll just come pick you up. Swing through, I'll come get you. I'll come get you. Yeah, I'll come get you. Know. But the idea, the idea of um them on that the Jacqueline and Ari shopping spree

was actually the most connection, like genuine like banter. I've seen him half of a person that didn't feel contrived. It actually when he was just like making fun of the thing, and when I felt like he knew that he was talking to a person and was talking to her, not just saying things in general, and it could be any girl. Yeah, you're right. She she she was like, I'm worried. I feel like she was very articulate. She

was like, I'm worried that I'm an experiment. I look at her because because she was like, I have no fashion sense, and I looked at her, and I thought, that's accurate. And then you see, if you put her through the machine, she should actually become beautiful, like a mall clooney. Like watching her, I'm like, you gave her just twint, like like she's got beautifulized. I actually feel like you could style her and make her be such a debbie, could style her and make her be such

a fucking fox. You don't want that. I could sell her. I want to. Oh my god, I wish I look goodness suit. I could do a jumpsuit. I could do a one piece jump You look great in the rumpy jump suits. It's gotta be a one that. It's gotta be a high waisted one. We've had this conversation about our bodies. And I'm shortwaisted. You're lucky. That's I'm very You're lucky because I mean you're leggy. Yeah, I'm not necessarily Gigi add not shortwaisted, also leggy. Well you want

I'm I'm long waisted, short leggy. Interesting, Yeah, and that's why it looks the A line the highway. It's gotta be a highway. It's got to be an A line. Um. Also, okay, I just have a quick question. Talk to me, Debbie Ryan. Okay, great, So, sorry, when he goes back to Scottsdale, he's not going to be wearing suits. I know, he's a real stort. He's not. He's gonna be wearing espradrills and probably linen pants and

like a T shirt like led Zeppelin T shirts. So, like my question is yes, Debbie Ryan when they're getting these makeovers and need to be like strutting in ballgowns, Like, is this actually applicable to what their life will look like? Like? She doesn't actually have to be able to work a ballgown for her Scottsdale life. Like she's you know, it's fine, She's fine. Yeah, it's all a fantasy, it's not real. They usually wear and what you have, they usually wear.

Cold shoulder rompers is what they usually wear, really sure rompers, sort of like what Lauren b wore, a short romper so it can um and it's usually off the shoulder is what they wear. And it's floral. It's floral. It's a floral. No, no, no, on the show. On the show. On the show. So then she then they go, he goes I. She says, I'm worried that I'm an experiment. And then he said, which was actually, I think the most honest thing. He said, I was worried you were

too intelligent for me. It's like, oh he knows he's a dummy. Yeah he knows. And then he's a jock. I mean really, I mean race car drivers are still jocks. Yeah, jocks are great people. They do great things with their sports. Yeah, but not not not always, not always the smartest tools. So Ashed a lot, a lot hasn't affected his brain, Like, you're right, he's probably had a few concussions. He might

have been. I haven't seen him on the season of The Bachelotte that he was on like seventeen years ago. I saw him there. He wasn't. He wasn't. I watched it recently. So he said, I would just have worried about how I would interest you. And then he says I haven't And then she says, I haven't completed my education. I have six more years to get my PhD. And then he said this just made me so angry. I

wouldn't want you to not explore your dreams. She said that, and then yeah, and then he says, I don't see how um, I don't see her dreams, her ambitions and dreams as a hindrance, just an obstacle. Fuck you, It's like her ambitions and dreams are an obstacle. How about how about if you love somebody you want them to do there? How about a woman kind of a job, how about move out of Scottsdale. Yeah you're not really raised? Yeah, yeah,

he just wants to go on Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, you're like, yeah, that was that was weird because I thought because I thought like throughout that entire thing, she was like, I mean, I'm going to school, I have like six more years and doing this thing. And she goes the first he goes, I think you were too intelligent for me, And the look on her face was priceless, because she for sure was and she was like up and then just like didn't say anything about it. She left.

It was like, well, it's quilt. I'm staying to the girl, I feel like you don't like me, and she's like, and you feel that? And then and then's what he says, I feel like you're smarter than me. She's like, yeah, you feel that, huh okay. And then and then he was like, I just I would never want you to have to give up your passions and give up your dreams, and I just think it wouldn't be unfair. And when he grabs the rose and was like, I don't want

you to have to choose and do their thing. At no point throughout this journey was she like no, no, no, Like all I can postpone that. She's like, no, I'm going to school. Yeah, hey, asshole, I'm enrolled. And it was never on the table. You're the one who talked about me not going to school. Yeah, he was like that, And he said, I dated a woman who I once stated a woman who had dreams, and I saw that he was like I once stated, a woman who had ambitions and dreams, and I always felt badly because I

didn't want her to put it. It's like, so why don't you fucking let her go for her dreams? Asshole? And then she got pregnant because I and then I left every story and then she got her pregnant. That's his only story. And then I got the black Widow car. I crashed it again. So then they have they they have they show up at the Mulan. They show up as some weird like doll factory for their final What

was that? What was that some mannequin palace tea is in a crazy share circle nineteen sixty eight jumpsuit that she must have gotten it fifty sways of grace. I can't if she's doing it so great? Um grace rate And then they so then Chelsea got cut. Come on, we did not see that coming. Didn't see that coming. So we have no Chelsea, no Crystal. The villains are gone. Guys. I think, I think Becca. I think someone's gonna turn pretty nasty. Who who's gonna know? Becca's an obvious who's

the quiet one? Laurens I was thinking, yeah, you're right. Well, Becca through shade about So Lauren goes off. She starts talking to a faithless producer. Okay, so then he announces that they're going to Tuscany, and Becca, who's screen time, like, pops her face into the one single, Oh my God, I love wine and her lashes are fluttering like birds

of prey. And then there's like they already robotic. Lauren b literally like system shut down and almost are like robs got that, and then she walked out and she got she she confessed she got angry. The shot of her I've been feeling uncomfortable by what did she say? She said? She said, she confessed she got angry. She got angry. She said, I got I I Oh my god, did I not write it down? I got he piste off by the smallest things. And then and then Becca goes,

I'm a ship ster and then she said that. Look she she said about Lauren B glad you got a rose not next week, Like basically she was talking about she saw the reaction from Laura B. And was like immediately ship stirring it to the other girls. But Laura B was like, I got Piste off because she saw him go off with Jacqueline and she couldn't handle it. She's like, I just want these girls to be gone so I can be with my dud man. They're kind

of perfect for each other there too, Vanilla. I feel thought that there was a point in their date after when no words were spoke and they walked off together, and I thought, maybe she's the one for him. Why isn't I? They can just both not do things not

to silence. Wasn't at the tail end when they were dancing in front of Peter Pan, Oh my god, I can't when that woman that Debbie style beautifully and the men's outfit with like Peter Pan cap and they were actually dancing by like actually like a real moment, Like clearly they didn't hire this. It wasn't a little Friend, It wasn't Lanko the band Lanko didn't know. It wasn't Genial R. It was a ten R and what do you know it was? It was Julie the girl. I love her and in that moment she said a lyric.

So then they go through next week. We had previews for the whole season. We have a guy showing up, there's a proposal, there's tears, there's that's my woman that I should be proposing to, Three angry dads, my daughter off like yeahed with my daughter. Yeah, there wasn't a black dad. Maybe he's nice, Maybe he's the nice one. Oh yeah, there we got the show like three angry men. There's three angry white down. So it's four that have hometown or at hometown and three get boned. All right,

I'm not gonna name names. I'm not gonna say who, but the best piece of gossip we ever got was from a sound person who worked on the show. And in Fantasy Threats and it don't mean anything to you, but there was once in Fantasy three. They basically go to like they go to like a like a secrets resort, or they go to like some sandals, some like lovers get Away, Yeah, like b J's, Like they go to

some like horn like you want to fucking Mexico. You come to secrets, so they basically go and they basically get to hump everybody. And there was what I found allegedly allegedly and I will not name names, but I was like, there was one season where one of the girls was so sexy and I was like, oh, well, he must have just boned her all night. He was like, no, she gave a really bad hand job. The other one was just like they had very platonic sex, and that's

the one who won. And then the third one sixty nine him and he couldn't stop talking about it. He'd never done it, and they couldn't stop talking about sixty nine to like the whole crew, and he was like, because mine was blown. And then he got sixty nine like at one of these resorts, and it was like she didn't win, but it was like it's like seared in his brain that he got sixty nine. Like, and the fact that I heard that from like a sound

person is the best thing they do actually record. How would they know that because he was telling all the crew he was so sighted, like he was like, oh my god, he knew that it was like a bad hand job, straight up like sort of vanilla sex. And then somebody threw down with the sixty nine and like, because mine is blown, but it was like too racy to be with Masteria never never married the sixty nine. Yeah, exactly. You'll always dream about her, but you'll never put a road.

That's the name of the episode. Oh, it's just sixty nine. We might not be allowed too. It's so good. I wish I'll ask Katie it's so good, Oh sixty nine or never theirs if he goes straight to the sixth and that's your ace in the whole. That's your equivalent of one time I got a girl pregnant? Dude. Um, well, before we get to tweet of the weeks and stuff, what do we need to say? This is your safe place? What do you need to say about what are your

overall Debbie? Are you glad you're watching the season? I'm still glad I'm watching this. Um I didn't. I didn't realize like until you and I had discussed it, and I was like, I don't know, I'm gonna start watching The Bachelor whatever. The season, Like every single person that responded well were people whose like opinions I actually really respect, Like yeah, yeah, it was people who like, I'm so

interested in this like human experiment. That's the thing. I'm so fascinated with it, and so I'm so bad I'm watching. I'm really learning a lot. I will you please come be part of the team and do this again. I would love to literally anytime. I'll just show up with snacks. Next week, Oh my god, please come, please come. Do you know, Ellen, we gotta be able to We gotta go up Elan, if you're listening, take us to whatever wineries. I guess all the all the giveaway vacations. Yes, yeah,

oh it, it's so alright. And Becca, we need it. We need Becka and Kendall. Your mission is to crack back at and Kendall and bring them back to this comic bookstore. Bye bye bye. Next Tuesday, I will have course wanted with one of them. That is my promise. I don't I'll buy everyone dinner. Oh my god, I have some friends. I want you to know. I've cracked into the empire too, so like I've cracked in so oh yeah, you're friends with well, I'm friends with A.

I'm deep in. So when when you deeper and you get you'll know this is you got to come play with us. That's something it's so fucking fun. Okay, will you help us vote on tweet of the week. Okay, so here we go. Here are five tweets of the week I sent Anna. There's so many, There's been so many good ones. So you can just tweet at me at Arta marine A R D E n M y R I n UM and hashtag w y A t R. Actually, during my sushi lunch, I was like, I'm gonna need

a minute to go through something. She got work as you're there on the first one is from air Recca. The woman on the bridge is the most famous musician they've ever had on The Bachelor. That's amazing that. This one is from at Becca French, which is at Birkie Becca. The only thing we know about already so far realtor from Scottsdale, something about race cars and he has seen cheese before. We did learn that about him in this episode that he has seen cheese. This is from Jill

Hammond's Miracles Do Happen? The Patriots lost the Super Bowl and Crystal finally went home. Truly. Yeah, this is from This is actually a two for there's two people nominated in one tweet. This is from Suzanne Bees at Mrs Tumnus Lauren B. The B is for boring, and then stand up Philosopher replied Becca M. The M is for missing. I can't wait till we get to the end of the season. If finally, if she did when he did it, because I need to know what the funk happened with

that week. Think I wouldn't be surprised if he chose her and she was like, no, you know what, you were right the whole time, not trying to get married, thanks so much, gonna go to a weed farm until there, wouldn't be surprised. This is from Amelia Lembeck at on Peede. Amelia, Oh, jack Lynn doesn't have a flexible schedule and does have a personality too big. No nos in Orie, And I'm going to say I think it's just a clear cut winner.

I think we have Susanne B and stand up Philosopher Lauren B. The bs for boring, followed by Becca M. The ms were missing, so good. Um. We also have a couple of emails. I will just say this right now, did anyone ever find modeling photos of Chelsea? Now that no one ever found modeling photos and people have looked for what the tattoo is that's all over our side. And so I'm gonna say, I'm gonna guess at some point they're probably going to be in a hot tub.

You will get a present whoever can photograph and tell me what the fund is tattooed on his side. I have a theory that um Chelsea was like a catalog model. I think her friend probably worked at a photo studio in Maine. In Maine and hey, yeah, you're a hand bottle. You're right, and it's like turtlenecks and like feet warmers, a Brookstone model. Oh no no no LV and lvy no the American Airline sky Oh like a six footel

garden yetti, which is like the best. So this is so we got an email Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. This is from Stephanie Hackett. Thanks for the birthday shout out high Art and I didn't think anything could top the experience of finding out I'd pass my peach to qualifying exam while listening to Will accept this Rose podcast Double the Joy. But then you and Aaron gave me a birthday shout out during your February second podcast, Be

Still My Heart. Um. I was starting uh to find the whole Batchelor universe majorly depressing, but the podcast has was brought into my life. It was a breath of fresh air. Every week. It makes my heart saying and I find myself totally cracking up on the four or five six train, which, let's be honest, is a nearer impossibility. Never stop. Thank you Stephanie, Well, Stephanie, thanks for emailing in. And we appreciate the people who like us on iTunes. And here is a here was a review. Here was

two reviews that we got five stars. No more Lava and Hyena. This is from I'm a Delicate Flower. Don't you don't even insult my podcast. It's like we're insulting my baby. Um, alright, this one is from five Stars. Come on, make it bigger. My eyes are bad, Okay, laugh out loud, funny, Katie freaking hilarious. I'm not really interested in watching the Batchelor anymore, but I keep up with it purely because this podcast is so hilarious and

I love listening to it. Um. It's so telling. You could tell they're having fun and making each other laughs, and it's infectious. So thank you guys. We will be in Austin. Texas the weekend of April twenty UM at Moontower Comedy Festival. We don't have the actual slot yet, but we'll all be there. Maybe Debbie Ryan will be tweeting out an Airbnb and we'll all be God, that'd be fun if we were all there with Becca. We

got this. Let's make that happen. There's gotta be a week that we could get sponsored and get the fucking somebody would house us of our social media influencers to post about the Airbnb. Right right, there's one. We got this. Here we go. You've you've got like five that is that? How that works? Though? That like it's one person's Airbnb or Airbnb in general, and Airbnb gives one. Maybe we could get one giant Airbnb with all of us, with

the contestants. What would be the most appealing, Like do we want like a big do we want to stay with them? Do we want to? Yeah? Yeah, So we want like a ten bedroom shitch up. We need like a fucking house like McConaughey. We need like a ranch by McConaughey. He's got like super excited. You know, Anna, will you look into this? I feel like you're all right, so we would we would need we would need us, Paget,

we would need like room for like five contestants. So if we could get like an eight to ten edgem house and we could have like poor influencers treated out a cold shoulder tops. Oh my god, I gotta I gotta get a wrong firm that'll set my tour so I get the kind of vacies men were in the twenties that come all the way up over my show. You got a speedo from Paget, So what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do my blue speed open. Oh my god, Aaron will fall in love. Aaron will and Paget will

both fall in love with Debbie. Oh ship, it'll be a nightmare. I'm the new Bachelor. You would win. If you went on, you would win. Oh my god, I want to go on as is as an adult lady and see how far I could make. Dude, I so badly since I watched this, Like, I want to just compile my insane friends and just have them all battle for someone. Can we pick? Can we pick one? Do you have one friend that we could could? They say? Do you have a friend that you can nominate? Do

you have a friend, we can nominate. Oh, let's think I have to thank you? Oh my friend, I mean, it's too bad. We can't nominate Michael Provo's so sweet. He's too young. He's too young. My friend's Steph is perfect. She's very smart. She's a very dark sense of humor, which I love. She's um really makes like existentialism cute. I drove up past the mansion in Malibu. I did like a drive by. They all stayed like ten people

in one room. There's like four bunk babs. But then but then you get to go out and you get stuck in a houseboat in Paris. But like, but like you gotta so, But my I have dreams. I really wish. I want to see how far I could get as like an adult clown lady going in just to win a heart in my fucking mullet skirt, and someone's like, Hi, yes, of course I'll accept this rose. And then he's like ardent, and you're like that artist, I'm a kind artist. You're

welcome and thank you. You would make it far as a producer pick because you would be good TV. Oh my god, oh yeah, and I be at least amusic. I would watch the hell out of you. I feel like I could. I don't think i'd make it to Hometown Days, although if they found out about my family, they might want to to have gone. But like I feel like but like I feel like I would have made it. I feel like I would have been grinded, like dry humped against the wall a couple of times.

Like I don't know if i'd actually have like a like a hand up a shirt or like any pants removed. You're not like backwards on a jet ski like her urso was so long, she towered over like an alley restaurant. I could get like grinded against alley wall. Think you guys like Jenna, like Jenna just got kicked off and you're like, she's only there because she's insane. Jenna was dancing. She also looked like Morgan Fairchild. She looks she like forty eight like her like crazy grows her her botox

and her eyebrows were like crazy. Um yeah, Jenna. From the very beginning with someone that I was like, what what what do you do? Yeah? Did Jenna massage's feet? Was that general? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah crazy? And then she and then she grinded him and he had new idea what she did. Yeah, none of us, none of us had any idea. And then she grinded that's right, and she did like that poem for him

and she's like, am I am I crazy? He's like I don't know, and You're like, I'm dry hopping you and he's like it was like almost the closest to penetration we've never seen. She's in there at the caravan. Do you have any questions? He's like, I don't think that. I passed my meal to exam. I crashed the car gotta go pregnant. I like, jee, wow, that's amazing. I sleep a lot and where card against You're young, but I got a bar oh in sixty nine and never the bro Oh my god. Okay, so Na, your mission

is this the weekend of April twenty. If you need to get us a baller mansion, we'll give him like three kick ass tweets and we all and we'll bring go cross three kick ass three tweets, three tweets, and well say, I'm we got it. We got we need Becca, we need Kendall, and then uh we need I. Actually I feel like uh, I would love to just sit and have a conversation with c Yeah, like I would love to hear her perspective of the whole thing. She

feels like she doesn't good at it. Um, stay tuned is now where there's a little convo of me and Anna and Rob talking about our time in San Francisco. It's it's a little bonus afterwards. But you, guys, Debbie Ryan, you fucking stuck here. Landy, you were great. You just do right in. You are a welcome member of the dribe. Tell people where to follow you so they can keep um on Twitter and Instagram, and Tom learn all the

places it's at. D E B b Y Ryan, Yes, Yeah, and you what's your movie that's out the people rip titles on Netflix. It's a cute little coming of age thing. It's totally pure if you have kids. And then I did a movie called every Day, which is gonna be in theaters any second now. And the trailer from my Melismacarthy movie Life of the Party just yesterday. I know, die with Melismaccarthy. Yeah, but I'm not in the trailer,

so don't look for me. But it's called Life of the Part, Life at the Party, and it's so funny it's so funny. What do you play? I'm just a bitch. I'm the bitch at college. When does this? When does it come out? It comes out Mother's Day. That's so exciting. I think that that's public information. I will be in Alaska March. I'm doing a comedy tour up there at the weekend of set Patrick's Day, which I think is March seventeen. But most importantly, we'll be at Moontower with Debbie,

Ryan and Becca. They don't know us yet, but they're gonna They're gonna love them. Instagram, Oh my god, Oh my god. In conclusion, will you I'm so glad that I feel like I feel like I came in, I did an intervention, and I've I feel like I've made you. I've brought something to your life. Debbie Ryan, Robert Benedict. Yes, ma'am, you did it again. Thank you so such a oh the most important song, Mark Rivers, shout out her Mark Rivers this song. This is he and his wife grinding

in there like back house. What would you like? Oh my god, if the person had a bridge was playing this and she was wearing like a lady beret and dressed like Peter pan if I wasn't grinded up against a wall by a real chur in ten seconds to Lass, I don't know what I was getting. Also, like how funny thing Becca m tweeted was did I black out and play the guitar during Lauren and r stage? That's good, that's funny. That's funny, funny. Okay, stay tuned for the

after show. Bye bye. Okay, this is Arden and we're just dropping this and we're recording this. We're waiting for Debbie Ryan show. This is a pre show. Okay, this is a pre show. Um, Rob, yes are you you'd never come to a live, a live podcast and you came to sketch. It was unbelievable. Okay, tell me, tell me everything. In my expectations, I don't know what I

was expecting other than just to have fun with you guys. Well, I got a text from you, like the day before you were like, wait, tell me, why are we staying there Sunday night? Like you just wanted to get in and you came as late as you possibly could and you just wanted to do the show and go home. And I'm like, it's not I mean, the show is so fun, but it's about the whole week. Yeah, and I'm now I'm really glad that I stayed that extra night. Yeah. Yeah,

do you really broke it down with Jasmine? Did? I wrote it down with Jasmine? So we so our show. They were like, it was a full house. Thank you to everyone who came out. It was amazing. I just put my ring around because I told Debbie to text me and it was a full you know that I was freaky. I assumed nobody was going to come. Yeah, you were in a panic the night before. Yeah, sure you You had the sweats, yea a lot of sweats. Then that morning, more sweats, a lot of sweating, and

you actually in sweats. I was in my sweats, a lot of sweat. A lot of us. We did karaoke. We combined to karaoke party. We had two we we we busted two different karaoke parties. And you met Steve. I met Steve Heightner and fell in love with him. That's the best he behaved. My mom, See he's going

to marry and divorce. My mom is my mom's future ex husband and Steve Heiner and she listens to all the podcast she loves you, and she was like Steve was really quiet, and I was like, Steve, it's such a rascal that he doesn't know how to behave in front of Millennium San Francisco, because he really just stopped because he was so disgusting between there's no in between. And if so, if he's here alone, if he's here, he could just be free. If he gets too crazy,

we could edit it out. But he went too hard. He went too hard at Outside Lands and now it's also with hashtag times up and like like creepy uncle Steve. They were already not feeling him, like in San Francisco, you know what I mean, Like San Francisco doesn't allow for disgusting yea like stop making and um. And so he was aware the podcast what last an hour and a half or something. We're on stage and I really like have the thing. I felt like I was talking

a lot. I look over and he's not talking at all. I thin because he didn't know what And then afterwards I was like, you didn't talk a lot, and he's like yeah, I just you know, with Outside Land, I just felt like it was best. He really he really overdid it, like he really didn't have an in between. He really didn't. He doesn't know what to do. He doesn't know, and for me, that's the beauty of Steve. But he's also my friend, Like I chose that, so

I think he doesn't you know, it's different. Oh my god, is she here? Oh no, that's not okay? And it's here and is paying for parking coming up? Um? Okay. What was the highlight of the weekend? So meeting Steve is pretty gret because I thought he was awesome. And the after party that we when we all had dinner together that night was super fun. You laughed, do your show and then came back. Yeah. Um, that was really fun.

And just the show itself, like being on stage out of front of people who have to come to Austin were new to me. You know, I didn't know any of those people. And um, alexis how much do we love ale Oh my god? Awesome? She she She was really everything that you want her to be. She doesn't give a fuck. So we're taking the group picture. Afterwards, we did this thing where if you weren't there, which I'm assuming a lot of you weren't. Um uh, we did this. We met people and then we took pictures

with them. She was right next to me, and she had her fake boob against my arm. I love it, you felt it. Someone told me that you can't like a lot of fake boobs. They can't feel. It's amazing. So I don't know if she knew, but she had it full on, like a picture, like she's like a soccer ball in her chest and she had to just squished against my own and I felt awkward about it. I'm trying to jockey my arm. I didn't. I didn't want anything. So that wasn't you just doing a sexy

shoulder shrug at all the photos? That was you trying to be not like seeing you're trying. You were like Steve, I don't know what to do. I want to be creepy, concave chest just um I am. She was lovely. I'm currently wearing my T shirt. I'm wearing oh my god, you are. The best part is the behind and I'm except his rose T shirt from Laura Simpson Paget has yours.

You have to get your back and mine says on the back of Madam President doing the lords, is there a cross on the back, There's a hand class together and roses. You know what? It's the first time I've worn it. I saved it. I feel so good about myself. I you know what when I saw a stranger show up, a woman showed up. Hi, Anna, we're just doing pre games, we're doing pres We're waiting for Debbie. We're talking again. We're talking about San Francisco. Um, okay, we're talking about

San Francisco. Anna, Anna, you're on Hi, Hi, san Francisco. You were saying how Steve behaved because he didn't know what to do after outside Land. He was a good kid. Yeah, And how fun was karaoke and dinner that night? Oh? We really, we had a good night. Yeah, we did it. He made me like, here's a good Steve disgusting joke that made me laugh so fucking hard. We were talking about me attempting to set a boundary, and he said that watching me set a boundaries like, it's so violating

to him. And we so we had we talked about me. I had a bad experience with the hotel in Nashville, and I wrote, like my one and only yelped review ever, and I like named checked the manager who then called me and I was terrified she was the manager. She was the manager And then she called me, and then she goes and normally they're supposed to your free room. And she goes, well, next time you come, i'll upgrade you. And he goes, oh, I haven't come in years. If

I could come, I wouldn't be writing and naked. I yell you. That made me laugh so many desert. Oh my god, if I could come, I wouldn't be ready discussing it so funny to me. Oh my god, oh I haven't come in years. I think it would be writing reviews. So that was because Steve one knows how to make jokes like that. He didn't say anything. I also want to say. We got an email, so the lady who sent us the FBI had to shall remain nameless. She sent to follow so I painted a picture of her.

There's a woman at the FBI. Do you guys ever have any plaform? Okay, So I painted a portrait. They adopted at I'm not going to say her name is. There's like a fake name she uses and then there's her real name, Like I don't know, but apparently she has all of the FBI in New York listening to She's like, So this is a shout out to the FBI Bureau. You know who you are? You know well obviously because you're the FBI. Great is that that the FBI? And she wanted to send all of us, Um, comey

is my homie mugs? Apparently they sold out at this FBI store? Can can civilians just go to the FBI store? I mean, here's what you need to know about Debbie. Ryan is coming. She she'd never watched The Bachelor before and she only watched it for me to do this. And she's watched the entire season and she's totally in. Isn't that Yeah? She loves it. She loves it. She let her Oh my god, I can't wait. I can't wait. Let's talk about the ads of the Winter Game. Yes,

we're getting a little bit more every week. I'm I'm super fucking excited for it. It's like at first I was like, this means like double double pod, but then I'm like, oh my god, it looks so they're focusing on how much everyone cries, and I love that. It is like like it's like horn dogs from all over the globe. It's so exciting. Yeah, right, the globe things beans on it. Dane, I want to text him a Dean. We gotta get Dean to come. By the way, ben Z texted me when I was in Atlanta a couple

of days ago. I think he was. I think his nose was how to join it that he wasn't invited because he's in San Hobro. I think he was sort of like, oh, I saw you guys had that you should let me wait, is there a place called Sanjobro, San Jose, san Hobroro. He's a Sanbro, He's a Sanobro. But he I think he was sort of like I told him that we saw in his praises and we were saying, how handsome he is. He's handsome? Yeah, um, And we can't talk about anything yet. I don't know

where Debbie is. I don't know where she lives. What do you want to talk about from that weekend? What was your highlight? You enjoyed the dinner afterwards talking to all those ladies. Yes, that was great, getting to go get drinks with Jasmine and Alexis. Jasmine came and hung out with us some more. Yeah, Jasmine because she was so funny and but but yeah, Jasmine is way cool. But she didn't she didn't hang in like most of the night. Yeah, I love Alexis. Showed up in tears

and she goes it smells like gas. I'm just gonna spray it sand. She gets off the plane, she's like crying. I'm like just like crying. I'm like, what do you need to like? Sheampagne? So we get her like a bottle of champagne with four flutes. She changes into a gold lemaid disco suit, comes out like on stage, just like with a fucking like empty flutes, and just kills it. Just And when she called Nick Stale as fun when she goes, I called up Stills fun because he's still

as fun. It's like, you're my favorite person. I love her. I love how they were so us about just that he was just so boring, Oh my god. And I love that Jasmine and like jack Stone had a little romance and didn't work out. They had like a little thing traveled together. They traveled together like they all. I liked getting the inside scoop that she was like after one day, ready to go move to Connecticut for the Penguin Jacksons, still mad at Alexis over the dead crap.

He still he liked the kind of serial killer that would have the grudge. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't really have the sense of humor as much. What else did we learned at dinner? Because I wasn't fully get there, And Laurie was how much of a star was my friend Laurie everything? She knows everything. She's cool. I'm going to vote for her. She's the best. Yeah, she's I'm gonna vote for her too. Are you pretending to have an address in the Bay Areas? She knows everything? Yeah, that's amazing.

And I could just see that she was in heaven getting to have dinner with Alex and and I mean, how funny is like fan girl out over them? Oh my god? And Alex, you're buddy, Alex, I love. He's so cool too, He's so sweet. I texted him the other night. I had some question. I wanted to figure out what he knew about Ari, and I sent him a text. I was like, oh, by the way, this is Anna, and he responded with, I know who you are. We're best friends. It's gonna come to it. I think

he's going to come to Austin. I hope. So all right, let's talk now. So we're gonna be We don't know the dates yet and I don't think the tickets are up, but like, just get your Airbnb now. It'll we will be in a weekend of April. Is the weekend of April, but we don't know, like they haven't done the actual lineup. I don't know if it's Saturday or Sunday. But the

podcasts are always during the day. So Plus, if you come for the festival, Dana Golden, I'll be doing Tinkle Twins there, We'll be doing um stand up show and air classic show. Aaron will come beyond it. It is a classic show. Anna's our producer. Yeah, yeah, we don't really tell it. We met it. We met a comedy poem. We met at comedy Plus, we met doing standard. I gave you a residency and you give me a residency

and then we fell in for a love. Should I text Deny and see where she is when she's here, She's here, and that's just going to be you and Aaron doing the and and Anna doing the show. I mean schedule looking like Paget said she would come. Anna's gotta invested. She's invested in a pot farm. I bet you did. Actually, I just came from meeting with I don't know what I'm talking about this. I just came from a sushi dinner with the two guys who were

on it. Really are they? Are they organized? Imagine what people who run up are you? Are you high right now? I came from work, went to that, and then came here. Why did you guys discuss it? Your pot? We didn't discuss enough because we just keep we're big. We all love sushi so much that we just kept getting distracted by that. Mostly talked about having a business meal, distracted

by e susion, never getting to the actual point. And one of the guys he likes, he likes the lady, so he just was like nodding and every woman that walked but yes, I yeah, you got a dirtball. He could be on the Bachelor. We have a new lady with us today, Miss Sammy. Isn't seem I'm gonna ask you a question, Sammy, have you ever watched The Bachelor or the Bachelorette? Oh, we can't hear you. Friendships this one?

You have not? You have not, I have not. Well, you know what you might get sucked in after this podcast? I already am. Here's the thing I just want to tell you this season as of last night, I just got good. It was so fucking boring, it was so painfully boring, and it just got really good. And they did that thing at the end where they suck you in even more. They're like, coming next week and this season.

I think they knew we were starting to Nata. They knew we were starting to next week and this season. It's a season, I know, but it was good. I needed it as a reminder. I forgot that the will wait, We'll save it. Did you guys see that they said there would be a special sneak peek during that Good Doctor show. Yes, I couldn't bear to watch that. I know. I started watching watching five minutes of The Good Doctor

and I was like, I couldn't not gonna. I was watching the ads of a Good Doctor, and part of me, now, look, I don't have it. My thing just went out. My audio just went out. There we go. I don't have any kids. I don't have an autistic child. But part of me is like, and I haven't seen it, so I don't. But part of me is like, is this portrayal offensive? Or is this like he he's supposed to

be like the best Doctor. But I've only seen I don't know what do you The first five minutes, what I saw was him trying to understand a transpatient and he just kept being like, no, you have these chromosomes, so you can't technically be this, and then the parenting like no, like she chooses to be a woman, and it was really weird, and I was like, I know, I felt I don't know how I felt a comfortable

watching this. I'm like, I'm like, I hope that families have like I hope that families feel seen and that it's a positive thing. But I'm watching and I'm like, I feel a little nervous. I feel nervous watching this and supportly is he a good He's actually not that good of a doctor, right, That's I mean, that's the every every seems like he's about to like someone's about to die. And then he's like I had this crazy thought and then they say, I don't know that's what if?

I guess he's a good doctor. And who's the actor dude, Freddie Haymore? What was wasn't he Peter? Pan was he? Wasn't he Peter? Wasn't he? In Finding Neverland? I'm gonna look him up and that name is sop me or is it little? Yeah? He was right, he was he wasn't finding Neverlandand okay, guys, it's three fifteen. Do I text or I call Debbie? What's called Debbie? It's plugged in? Will it play? If I called Debbie? Love you gotta air this as a separate episode. I'm waiting for Debbie. Okay?

Should I play this? He was also Charlie and chocolate Factory? Should I call it? Will record? If I called Debbie? Okay, let's try calling Debbie Freddy? Can we hear this? It's ringing high precious treasure. How are you good? I'm so free? It's okay, girl? What block are you on? I'm turning right now on Franklin. It says that I am one point three miles away. Okay, Franklin and Franklin and high or Franklin and Highland. All right, yeah, all right, we'll

see you when you get there. We'll see what. I'm so sorry in such an extra driver, I've just been sitting. No, you be be slow and be safe. We're talking about San Francisco, so we're all good. All right, I'll see you in a second, kitten, I'll see you later. Okay, I'll get well, guys, that's what's happening. That's what's happening. Bates Motel. Oh, that's right. I've never seen that Norman. I haven't either. Um, but he's just an average doctor.

He's not the best. He's the he's the BE minus doctor. I think my doctor might be a B minus doctor. Really used no my I actually switched. I was sick of paying, Like I was like, I'm now going to go for just an insurance doctor. I was because when I first moved here, it felt like all the people I worked with they were like boogie actor. So I you know, I never thought I'd live in l A very long. So I just paid out a pocket and then I realized there, so I was going to this guy.

I got into college just doing nothing but like paintings of like breastfeeding women and like tribal art of topless women. And it's like a male guy in ecologist. He used to play for the men, yes, and like he's like that hey, and he's also the guy in collegist to like all the comedy ladies. But it was like so much topless art. I think he's a really good doctor. But then I got he made me go twice a

year because I was on birth control. And then I was like, I don't want to pay seven hundred dollar, Like now I'm just going to like the Bob Hope clinic twice a year just because you're to get like basically, it was like holding me to get my prescription. So then I was like, I just on principle, I'm gonna go just pay the ten dollar deductible. But I don't know how. I don't know if my doctor is good or feel like if you who played for the Mets, you're not allowed to look at women's vagina. So when

did you have time to go to med school? That's a good that's a really good point. I got it online. He's like, I do practice that. I go take my classes and I go to the game way. Do you hear what my three miles? How many? How many minutes? Do you hear there's some construction on Highland it's a bit oh my god. Yeah, And she's an anxious driver. She might get into a fender vendor. Do I look? Okay?

I warned Rob that she's so britty yet off classes, this is very inside like glasses are cute classes and old I'm going to cover a gray patch if you have your hand to say, I'm going to cover my wedding beer. I warn't, Rob, do you know what Debbie looks like? She's real fox. I think I looked her up a while ago, but I don't recall off top my head. I warned, I gave I would want a heads up, like if like Dean was, she's Disney right, Yeah, yeah,

so she's the machine. Yeah yeah, guys, she's probably exciting, truly a wonderful person. She's lovely. I endore her. Um, okay, is there anything else we want to talk about? From that weekend? Paget was on fire, Aaron got sick, Paget was disappointed, but Art through Aaron Murray and then Um and Heightner behaved and we still love Alex and Jasmine was not crazy. It really shows that these people just get the worst at it sometimes, and you know, I think it's got to be a bit of a splitting

the difference. She did try to choke a few people, Yeah, but then I asked her about it and she was like, yeah, I done just before, but they kind of I rolled there like, yeah, that's my bed, you know what I mean? It's like, yeah, I gotta live with it. That's my bed. Like you know what if dolphin Girl and choker. I guess if I had cameras on me at all times, I'm sure I've done a lot of dumb, dumb things. If they put it in loop and added like a you know, like, yeah, what do you think your thing

would be? Oh? I don't know what would it be? Would it be your like touch touchy feely, I'd be like monkey lady, Yeah, everyone like I like my tea Papa, would be my chea pa. Pose it'd be yeah, it would be your paradise thing, would be climbing someone, Yeah, exactly, I would be climbing. I'd be like in a tankini to try it make my torso look sure I've been talking about my tours. I'd be like the corgy girl who like climes. People like a recent punky just hiding

your wedding ring. I think he's older than I think he's married. He's not not married. He's not not married. Does that mean he's married. I don't know. Isn't a double negative a positive? I don't know. Judge him, judge him. He's not not married, he's not married, he can't commit, commit, commit, All right, I'm gonna read you this. Here's a good set up before Debbie gets here. Here's a good email that we got. I hope people haven't Checkdoku. They're so

freaking bored. Here's a good email we got. Listen to this. This was from Juliet Ashall, so she sent us, Hey, Harden, et cetera. You guys, tonight tonight I met two ladies who were cast on Peter's season of the Bachelor. They were kept in hotel rooms for two weeks until Peter said he wouldn't propose to anyone, and then they switched to our in so they cast a whole new set of people. But that means they also were gonna they were ready to go with here. They had women, they

were they were sequestered. Yeah, they had women. And he must have had a different type than Ari, which the recast based on The Bachelor. Interesting they had that they were sequestered for two weeks in a hotel room. Traumatic for them, I mean probably how about that though, that's pretty exciting. Wow, that's crazy. That would be fun if you. I mean, I hope that they had fun and drink and had fun. You have a lot of that. You

have a lot of Instagram followers. We could probably get you like a free night at like a boutique hotel in Austin would be awesome. How can we how can we whore you out? We could just use like we could whore you out to get you a free housing. Um, we should just write the what's the south by just right south by saying hey tower, Moontower, It's not south Tower,

it's Moontower. We could right, I mean to Airbnb. We could maybe try with the Airbnb some house we could get you to stay with Jasmine and like we could get some big ball or house where you padget Jasmine like Raven and and Ravens like big Brother, hide your wedding ring, huh and jas for men Beard. I'm going to be the producer who's like, Okay, so I think he really likes you. Oh my god, oh my god, Hey Raven, I know you're with whatever his name is,

that she's fallen for it. But I hear that he's married. He's not not married. He's not not married, he's not he could commit he could commit it at least for this weekend. There's some I know there's a women in l A. There's some, there's a I'm sure it's all over it. But there's a very particular brand of fucked up woman in l A that loves a married dad. She'll go, oh my god, like he can come and

he's such a great dad. It's like, yeah to his wife's children, to his wife's Yeah, to his wife's children. He's just such a good dah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, he got married to another woman and had children. There's so many funked heup like there's nothing. Did you get hit on more once you had babies? I bet you got hit on when you get that ring on. Yeah, definitely, it's gotten better, more unavailable. I've been just in terms of my own confidence level, Oh you've gotten hit on more? Yeah,

I guess so. Did heighten her hit on you? You've gotten hit on more? I would just say that, yes, I yeah, because I'm more confident I think around women than I've ever been before. And some women responded that because I was a nervy, lirvy like I was. Yeah, I married the first person I fell in love with. I you know what I mean. I wasn't good at a bar. I could not talk to women um so, yeah, but now I don't care because it's not there. You just have more confidence because you're not you know, you

don't want to. Are you getting hit on more that you're taken on a level of the summer? Uh? In my summer? I mean I don't leave my house, so I don't know what about you. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about. I feel that I have got I got hit on more over the age of thirty. Oh my god, she's here. Will you go get Debbie Now leaving nurdiced dot com