In our first ever BIP Draft Picks- The Captain and the Sentinal join Arden and the Production Team to do a draft lineup for the first ever all ages Bachelor In Paradise! Age Gaps! Birthday cakes in the Ocean! The Main thing is The Main Thing! - Arden is EXCITED about the mixing of the ages- the old male friendships may warm up the place! - Jerry thinks April will be a HOT commodity! - Doug thinks Jack may be the Cake Thrower! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jun 18, 2025•1 hr 34 min
Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down Grant's season finale! Rainy DR! Touching dads! Love Bombing! - Arden thinks Grant's sister preferred Litia! - Jacquis thinks Grant was just a basic b this whooooole time! - Shaun is ready to defend Carolina's honor! - Lamar wants everyone to be happy for Grant! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 26, 2025•1 hr 51 min
Our friend (**and birthday Queen) Whitney and Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to breakdown the HORNIEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON- FANTASY SUITES!! Farting Yoga! Panicked ziplines! Crocheted Lingerie! - Arden would say yes to a rose with Grant! ****WINK WINK*** -- Our friend Whitney loves a birthday as much as Arden! - Paul thinks there is an "I LOVE YOU" breakup line situation! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 41 min
Dracula and the Sentinel join Arden and KT$$ for a BANANAS episode breaking down Grant's WOMEN TELL ALL! Chubby Bunny! Cool 50 year olds hanging with the kids! Messy Palmer! - Arden reminds Jerry of her Throatmeal! - Gareth channels Substance Jesse! - Jerry thinks this season needs more shower scenes! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 27 min
Rookie Family of the Year Daisy Sklar and the Sklar Brothers join Arden and the Production Team to break down HOMETOWNS on Grant's season of the Bachelor! Get Out! Chosen Family! The Olive Garden! - Arden is changing her name to Rita Myrin! - Randy thinks JulieAnna's Dad is Jim Pesci! - Jason can't believe Reese Withspork did not make it! - Daisy thinks Jesse is trapped in a Hell of his own making! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 28 min
Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict and Bachelor Silverlake Producer Brendan Smith join Arden and the Production Team to break down the SCOTLAND episode of Grant's Bach season! Kilts! Eyebrows! 1880's bows!! - Arden has a soft spot for Jesse Palmer! - Rob hopes Juliana's eyebrows make it to the finals! - Brendan thinks the Mormon church may throw a wrench in the plans of Grant! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr See omnystud...
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 32 min
Mary Lynn Rajskub and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to break down the MADRID episode of Grant's season!! Matadoras! Soaking wet Bengee!! I'M A GIVER!!! - Arden thinks you shouldn't tell everything that is wrong with you right out of the gate! - Mary Lynn is the new Podcast Temptress! - Doug would like to know that a woman can flip him! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 55 min
Smith Sister Superstar Rachel Smith and comedian Paul Danke join Arden and the production team to talk about episode 3 of Grant's season! Off camera chaos! Lisa Vanderpump! It was BAILEY wasn't it?????!! - Arden learns she is a "forward eater"! - Rachel thinks Grant should not rely on income from "Party Girl" alone! - Paul breaks down what a man is thinking! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Feb 12, 2025•2 hr 11 min
Arden and Dr. B.do a very special LIVE episode from the Gateway Theater at San Francisco Sketchfest! They are joined by Jerry Trainor, Kate Micucci, Doug Benson and the Sklar Brothers! Star Sightings! Kato Kalin! Boy in the Bubble! - Arden thinks Grant is funny without a prompter! - Jerry catches Arden in her Bachelor run and jump! - Doug wants to do Magic and scream "I GOT YOUR ASS!!!" - Jason finds Reese Witherfork! - Randy thinks Jesse has birthing hips! - Kate wants to do her Limo exit with ...
Feb 07, 2025•1 hr 25 min
Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down episode two of Grant's season! Dry Humping! Going to Da MALLLL! Teary influencers! - Arden LOVEEEEEEEES the mall but wants the Cinderella date for Alexe! - Jacquis wants Carolina to give him a call if it doesn't work out with Grant! - Shaun is ready and willing to fill in for Lauren Lapkus if and when she moves away! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr See om...
Feb 05, 2025•2 hr 7 min
Bachelor Silverlake EP Brendan Smith and our friend Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down the GREATEST BACHELOR PREMIERE OF ALL TIME! T-shirt cannons! Bottle Service! Linda the Llama! - Arden thinks Grant is the GOAT BACHELOR! - Brendan has been firing concert tees from Observatory on Bach Silverlake! - Whitney thinks Arden should ORDER THE SCALLOPS! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 29, 2025•1 hr 43 min
WYATR is BACK baybayyyy! Arden and the Production Team are joined by Paget Brewster, Doug Benson and Jacquis Neal to pick the 2025 Bachelor Season Draft picks!! Sus Careers! Pumpkin Spice enthusiasts! A bevy of Jo Bros lovers! - Arden thinks the Bachelor Bio writer is hanging on by a thread! - Paget thinks there are a lot of ladies who want to be influencers! - Jacquis thinks Grant will want a lady that can hang with his friends! - Doug wants more specific fun facts! See omnystudio.com/listener ...
Jan 23, 2025•1 hr 51 min
A mini pod check in with Arden and Dr. Banana! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 13, 2025•28 min
Jacquis Neal, Rachel Smith and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down the season finale of Joan's season of the Bachelorette! David Koresch Glasses! Replacement Daddy's! Hakeem! - Arden does not want to hear someone say they are unlovable if they just had two people declare their love! - Jacquis can only count to date TWO! - Rachel comes in the with the TEA about Zaddies Jordan and Marc! - Mike does NOT want Guy or Chock to give him the silent treatment! All that plus........TWEET OF TH...
Nov 15, 2024•1 hr 32 min
Mary Lynn Rajskub joins Arden and the production team to break down the NICEST MEN TELL ALL EVER!! Strip Clubs! Bengal Vortex's! Hair dye! - Arden thinks Pascal's son is auditioning for Junior Bachelor! - Mary Lynn is now thinking of dating older dudes! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 08, 2024•1 hr 20 min
Jacquis Neal and Mikey Kampmann join Arden and Katie to discuss the NON-FANTASY suites of Golden Bachelorette! Pascal being extra French! Cocks! No sex!!!!! - Arden thinks Joan did not want to get at it with Guy so she called the whole thing off! - Jacquis was HERE for the horny cruise ship! - Mikie thinks Joan does not bone! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Nov 01, 2024•1 hr 27 min
Robby BB and Arden's platonic life partner are BACK to talk about Joan's HOMETOWNS!! Pascal going dowwwwnnnnn! Rosie the cat! Funeral Dates!! - Arden thinks that Guy's sister is Melissa Leo! - Erin make phone calls as one of Pascal's four penises! - Rob thinks that they played cornhole OVER the body!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 25, 2024•1 hr 30 min
Bachelor franchise SUPERSTAR Wells Adams and the podcast captain Doug Benson join Arden and Katie to discuss week five of Joan's season! Talking Animals! Pascal at a bowling alley! Chock comin' in HOT! - Arden and Wells think she wants to bang Pascal! - Wells can't compete with Snow White! - Doug wants to flush Arden's bird fountain! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Oct 17, 2024•1 hr 39 min
It's a LIVE episode from New York City with ENGAGED Bachelorette starts Charity Lawson and Dotun Olubeko, Jerry Trainor, Jacquis Neal, Seth Herzog, Jordan Carlos, Jessica Kelley, Dr. Banana and Arden's bro Alarik! Engaged suitors! Dancing Chaos! Bachelorette inside info and hot takes on the Golden Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 14, 2024•1 hr 29 min
Jim Jefferies is BACK!!!!! And he joins Arden, Katie and our friend Whitney to talk about episode 4 of Joan's season. Chock a Doodle Do! Awkward Ice Skating! REO Speedwagon! - Arden thinks Keith gave her the ick when he double stripped! -Jim wants there to be a Golden GOLDEN Bachelorette! - Whitney wants Joan's cupcakes! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Oct 10, 2024•1 hr 36 min
Seth Herzog joins Arden and Dr. B to break down episode three of the Golden Bachelorette! Picture Frames! Sea Shanties! HAWKS! - Arden wants to get a tattoo of three Swedish Meatballs in her cleavage! - Seth thinks Keith is no Jacob Elordi! - Dr. B is convinced the three of them have the same dad! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 04, 2024•1 hr 46 min
Canada's Sweetheart Mike Carozza joins Arden and the Production Team to talk about episode two of the GOLDEN BACHELORETTE! Sunshine and Goldie! Cannonballs! Pascal's Beautiful Laundrette! - Arden wants to watch a Big Brother show with Jack, Gary, Pascal and Charles! - Mike is OBSESSED with Jack!!!!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 26, 2024•1 hr 40 min
Miles Gray, Mikey Kampmann and Our Friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk about the premiere episode of THE GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!!! Chock O'Noodle Soup! Dad Jokes! Fake (?) French Accents! - Arden wants an HGTV show with Jack and Charles!!! - Miles is WOWED by Jack's TAG on this jacket!!! - Mikey's golden friend is coming in with the HOT TAKES! - Whitney SOBBED like a baby at Take Me Home! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
Sep 22, 2024•1 hr 40 min
Sorry for the delay! Here’s a little dispatch from South Carolina from Arden’s hotel room. Full podcast will be up this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 20, 2024•7 min
The Captain, The Horny Pool Inspector and the People's Princess Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joan's MENSSSSSS! Hand holding! Whistling! Football!! - Arden thinks Kelsey's dad is going to take the WHOLE PRIZE!!! - Doug thinks these guys are shooting themselves in the foot talking about watching football! - Jacquis just can not get behind a guy named CHOCK! - Whitney debuts Douglette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Sep 11, 2024•1 hr 43 min
The Sentinel (Jerry Trainor) and The Captain (Doug Benson) join Arden and the Production Team to break down Jenn's finale of the Bachelorette! And let me tell you people....they done her DIRTY!!!!! Poker Face Aunts! Protective Older Brothers! Hakeem! - Arden fell for Devin's BULLSHIT! - Jerry WAS RIGHT!!!!! - Doug thought Devin was a character in a Neil Simon play! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Sep 05, 2024•1 hr 33 min
A very special episode from MYKONOS, GREECE! Join Arden and her friend (and Dracula Doula) Jessica Kelley as she goes on a date LIVE ON THE AIR (with Greek hottie and all around sweetheart) from their hotel room! Welcome to influencer island! Ice Cream! Spiders! Stathis! - Arden does a quick change live on air to get ready for her date! - Jessica is the ultimate wing woman on Arden's on air date! - Arden's date Stathis wants Arden to be the Bachelorette in a house of 300 suitors! All that plus.....
Aug 29, 2024•1 hr 51 min
Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith join Arden and the Production Team to talk Jenn's HOMETOWNS! Tinder swindlers! Fun runs! Travelling bro pants! - Arden thinks Jonathan should call her if he does not win! - Lauren thinks all of the guys are the same guy! - Rachel wants to know about the travelling bench! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 21, 2024•1 hr 41 min
Arden's Dating Guru Mike Castle and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production team to break down the EMERALD CITY EPISODE! AI Contestants! Early Bachelor Announcements! Dry humping on pillows at the mall! - Arden thinks Jeremy might steal the whole thing! - Jacquis knows not to call his mom on camera! - Mike was fascinated to watch Sam short circuit when one too many questions got asked! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
Aug 14, 2024•1 hr 43 min
Psych star/ ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat a day of shovelling shit at the farm with Jenn's guys! Plaid crop tops! Touchy Mullets! Oversharing! - Arden says you should wait till the THIRD date to talk about your dead dad in a cooler! - Erin had to put Vaseline in Arden's dad's hair to get him in there! - Maggie was excited for Anna's brother to go home! - Dr. Banana is going to help Arden sell her JEWELRY!!! All that plus........TWEET O...
Aug 07, 2024•1 hr 32 min
