Good morning, my bunnies. Hello, it's Ardin. I know I should be you should be hearing a podcast right now, and you will be, but it's not going to be today, so I'm just putting this up. It's five fifty five in the morning. Don't be jealous. Don't talk to me unless I've gotten my fifteen minutes of sleep. I think I got two hours. Anyway, I'm on a dream job, which I can't wait to tell you guys about. But I've been on this dream job for a couple of
weeks and I've been filming every day. And the reason I'm up so early is because i'm filming today. So I'm going to record the podcast on Saturday in my hotel and so it should be up either later Saturday or Sunday. So I'm sorry for the delay, and that will be true next week as well, and I'm sorry. And yeah, it's anyway. I'm having a really good time, not that you know, I mean this is about the Bachelor,
but yeah, I'm having a really good time. I'm staying in an insane hotel that I guess the mascot for the The University of South Carolina is in Columbia and like it's this hotel that we're all at, and like everything in the hotel room is like filled with like okay, so their mascot is the fighting cock, and every it's like not a small hotel. Every room has like they've
commissioned like cock art. There's a lot of like there's like a cock headboard and a cocklight and there's like I'll text I'll text Anna a picture of the There's like there's like a painting of like an older gentleman in like a trucker hat with a T shirt and suspenders. That's basically like number one cock fan. So I just like the idea that a whole shits on a cock art was commissioned for this hotel. Anyway, last to discuss, I've only seen like the first twenty minutes of Jones season.
I hate to say it, they got me again. And I know these guys are I know. I mean, look, they screwed over sweet Jen. All this stuff out there that's about Devin is horrible, like horrible, this stuff. I'm sure you've all seen it. But allegedly his ex I mean no, his ex, I mean it's public record. I think his ex tried to take out a restraining order against him. I mean, I don't know how he slipped
past producers, which is horrible. But watching Jones season, they did it again, like I you know, we see where the budget that Jen didn't get when, which is like they're doing the Goldies, the goldie Oldie is right, they're doing them right, I mean when like I never thought I'd be so moved by a full Collins song, but they start playing take Me Home, and I'm like, I'm
like literally tearing up in the cock Hotel. I'm like tearing up looking at cock Cart like you know, it just really touched me to take me her story and then to take me home, like you know, and the men I haven't seen them all I'm up to, Like I didn't even factor like pink pants, like a pink pant drunk uncle. Like being from New England and particularly from like a seaside New England town, we got a
lot of like drunky pink pants. To have drunky pink pants come out and like belt my way at her and then be like give me a drink like here for it here, Like oh right, it's like everyone's drunk uncle. I feel like there was an early contender, which I have written down, like I watched some of it yesterday that like wasn't on any of our lists. That was like,
actually quite I felt like they had a spark. There was like one kind of early on that was like, oh, who's this obviously enjoyed chalk, not gonna love the guy for from Atlanta. They ate like dancing out of the obsessed with the guy from Atlanta. You know, the French guy does not disappoint full cartoon Frenchman first out of the limo, first out, that's a hot take in the or like in the lineup, that's a hot take, I think.
And then and then we have the guy. We have Kim in uniform, so I'm only up through drunky pink pants. Did tear up dry full Collins didn't know that I had that in me. Look your girl, your girl, your girl's participating, which is not like me, but I'm like such a fan of this show and I'm just like, girl, don't be freaking boo Radley, like, don't be a weirdo. Go for the hang like, go hang with people. So I've been doing it. I went out for tacos last night.
I might be going out tonight with like I'm just saying yes, and so people are like away. I've had a few people ask about the podcast, like people that I'm like huge fans of, like tell me about your pod, Like I guess they saw the Instagram, you know, and uh yeah, and like, you know, I never know how people are gonna respond. I'm like, it's about the Bachelor franchise, like I don't know. But then they were like really
they were in. They understood the format of also like the framework of you talk about the Bachelor episodes, but then you also get to know people and listen. So it's coming. It'll be out on Saturday or Sunday. Same will be true for next week. And guys, please come to New York so that we can book other venues like the one. You know, send your send your friends, send your relative, bring your man's, bring your men's. I will we will pick one from the audience. Bring your men's,
bring your friends. Uh October fifth, seven or seven thirty at the Bell House. Jerry Trainor's flying in, uh me and doctor Banana Jack Keith is coming in. We have ourselves a seth Herzog. We have ourselves a Jordan Carlos is coming. Yeah, just delighted, just absolutely delighted. And and please come, my brother will be there. Jessica from Greece, my friend from Greece is coming, you know. And I want to meet you guys. I want to meet you guys.
You know what I'm saying. I want to meet you guys, So please come and the podcast will be up later and we want to meet you. Okay, Bye,