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got put into the penalty box for one week. I apologize, but she's back and she's wearing a don't glam Shamy t shirts satilized by one of our fans. That's right, she got punished. She got punished. We have the rules of the game. I forgot we had rules. Only one rule already would have been punished because he said I love you to do too many people and there was a total tool. But while I was in the penalty box,

I told everybody loved them. You're engaged to the guy that works at the at the shell station and fully, but I don't fully missed you. I missed you, guys. Aaron, how are you look great? And you don't glam shamy T shirt? Listen, I've showered, I pulled an all night or just stopping holding myself going back and uh now I'm here, thrilled to be. Do you have anything you upcoming shows you want to promote? Love? Yes, this Thursday through Sunday l O L Comedy Club in San Antonio

ll L. Let's let's try to get people there. Well, you know what. I will also be in Texas l O Ling, but not that week, and I will be there in Dallas at Hyena's doing my Hyena political commentary at Hyenas April fifth, th seventh. I'm also going to Alaska March seventeen, and we're all going to Moon Tower the weekend of April. They tell I got an email today. They're gonna tell us the exact date the last week

of March, and I'll email you guys. Okay, to my left, the man who is we accept this Rose Bachelor of the Year two seventeen and you're definitely the best bachelor in America. And I gotta tell you you also know him as God from Supernatural but he is mostly my friend Robert Benaday. I'm look very handsome. And if you get a haircut, you get a cut. Did you get a beard? Trip? Heard you like real regal? Thank you? I like. I like your guns and Roses T shirts.

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and you can do it. You know, like three people online watching the show. Oh you watch from your couch. You can watch from the couch, watch us on our couch. Given like any Oh you're in your couch and I watch on my couch. I love couches. It's like a private living room. And eventually no one will leave their house and humanity, that's the idea. Speaking of not leaving your house, I don't like to leave my house and it's hard for me to make friends. And I made

a friend this year. I left my house and I went to Atlanta, and I made a friend. As my mom says, she's a real pistol, she's a realist. She's also you're part of the team. Now you're officially and you're no longer than newbie. You are. You were Rookie of the Year, you know, but you're Rookie of the Year. You have an official title. You're our first rookie of

the Year. You may know her from Sweet Life on Deck, You're gonna know her from Instatiable on Netflix this summer, but mostly I know her as my best pistol and rookie of the Year. Miss Debbie Rams. Oh my god, Debbie, Debbie, this was your first Bachelor season. I don't remember a time before this happened to me. Was it a was it like? Was it you thought you were just gonna watch like one or two, do the pod and then

get out. That's what I thought. I thought. Maybe I would get to like four or five and then I would like swing back for the finale if it meant anything, And tell me just overall every second Antell and you also watched in her Winter Games and tell all and are you gonna watch Bachelorette? Yeah, I'm so excited. I almost started one. Like the other day, I was like, Caitlyn Calin's was a great one, Kitlins, Caitlin was a great one. I gotta tell you, You've been such a

hit with the fans. People love you. They just like they just are so yeah really gold Well, it's it's like a hardcore fan base. I've been like very welcomed and I've been very thing. Yeah, you know you're on You're you're so fucking in the fold. And none of us leave our houses, so like when we comm it's like we're in a cave and it's a secret society and we're all safe here. Um. We also have with us two women without this who it would not be possible.

The woman who I had a favorite dream and contacted Sight Unseen. She said yes, miss Katie Living and to her left this woman who helped me work on a website all weekend, which we'll talk about. It'll be it'll be an intro about that. Um. She we have I have a funny story, miss Annah. There's my quick funny story. Anna. You might want to get on the mic for two

seconds for this. So this weekend, Anna and I hung out and there was a surprise party for Katie, and um, I was like, it turns out I've never been to a surprise party. It built. It turns out that I'm like built, like. I was so fucking excited to surprise her. I didn't want to be late. I didn't want to

missing Anna. You saw me worry about, like worried the entire crowd literally giving directions to yeah and I don't want to and I had like and I was like kicking up and like literally it was like a bunch of like twenty five year old nerd dudes who were liked, who were like literally like but I laughed, and there was a sea of people not talking to each other, just playing trivia and looking at a screen. But but when so I was all excited. I was on the

mic going, Okay, here's how it's gonna go. I'm gonna go three to one. You say, surprise. I wasn't like a white ruffle clown out. Okay. So then Katie, you're like christin wig and snl yes, yes, yes, So Katie shuffles in. I'm the first person she sees my I mean, Anna, Anna, you were arms out like jazz hands, full jazz hands, Like how excited about that? You were? So you were like I was born for surprise, and I was like stop. Katie looked at me and she goes, what the fund

is this? She shoved past me. She's shop fastinated, yes, she is. Your birthday was the surprise. It was a job change. She's leaving Nerdus and Chris left, Chris Hardwick left Nerdess and I did that, showed at you. I was so confused because I said, no idea, what was happening? And I was like, think of myself, like is it my birthday? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, just like what is this? And then and then the reason I shried Katie because

then because then I said who did this? And Anthony said Aristotle, aristotleide and then I had to find Aristotle so that I didn't I didn't see the tears, I saw the disdain. I saw you take out a gun and we all ducked, and party wasn't the idea of you like like knocks you to the side. And then I go, Katy, Katy, your friend make Scout cupcakes? Yeah, your friend maid Scout cupcakes? And she goes I just had to fire. Oh my god. It was like, wow, the most awkward beginning to it. It was it was

you know, there's there's there's changes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it was. He was fine, fine, terrible, truly, Like my favorite part is art and walks over to me after the surprise, and I was like, was that fulfilling for you? It was like not really, that was fine. I was safe. I was just like because like they just it was like, you know, the nerd turn party here? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I was so excited. Arnon's first surprise party is something I would She was the best, But I'm

going to disappointment. They were like, what the surprise party? You know, because it's like your birthday or an anniversary. And you're like, oh yeah, of course, Oh my god, I sorry for the sake of a surprise party. Yeah, let's let's go. I was so confute wanted a surprise. I can't wait. Do you get disgruntingly engaged? Oh my god? Oh my god? Is here myself a surprise birthday party?

One time you did? How do you do that? You tell everyone to come at seven and you tell them you'll be there at seven thirty and when you come in to jump out and say surprise, and I wanted one so bad no one had it was when it turned fortier. Wait a minute, I love that so much. You were the same animal. We were born to have surprise. And I'm gonna give you a surprise. I'm gonna start surprise party for no reason. It's gonna be April, It's

gonna be it's gonna be for no reason. I'm gonna, I promise you, I'm gonna throw you a surprise party and all my friends, these four people are going to be there. Oh my god, here's your surprise party thing. Okay, you guys, here we go. Get ready party right there, you guys. Oh my god, here we go. So we're at the finale. Chris Harrison had such a fucking heart on. He was so excited that ship went down, like he

could not handle it. In the scene of all those jewel toned ladies waiting in the in the like for the after whatever, the finale, and he kept saying the freeze the climactic scene uncut. I'm like, are you trying to make it sound like a porn like? Uncut? Climactic uncut? Like the whole time we were just say. Every time you said that, I would go like, let's just out to the chaser for one second. I don't care if somebody changes their mind to bring two camera people with you.

You are a piece of shoite. You're a demon. You're a demon. And not only that, well of course that, but part B the way he said it, I literally was like it was it was like what not to do? One oh one? He just kept saying. He basically was like, listen, the more I'd spend time with you, my fiance, the less time I'm gonna get with my new lover Lauren. Yeah, I'm feeling like I don't say more with you, and the more I feel like the doors closing on the

other one. I used to band he could have FaceTime outside of Lauren's house, he would have facetimer and broke up with Becca and then and then was that not the most confusing layout of a house you've ever seen? How long was I understand the house? I felt like I was like at a screen like this, get I get out, get out, Like it was like the shining and he wouldn't leave that motherfuck When she said don't touch me, I feel like she said it for the

whole country. Yeah, Oh my god, I said, don't touch me. This is a true fact. At the same time as she was like yeah, I said, I was like, don't touch me. Yes. My brother was like, you felt violated, you fell in. It was like an acting exercise like Leslie Khan. Did anybody did anyone get like absolute, like immediate flashbacks of every breakup they've ever been, like the most horrible way. I was like, oh, I remember. My reaction was like a football game, a little bit, tell him,

tell him to go, tell him to go. Yeah, she wants you to go. Yeah, And then she's asked you I wanted her. I was waiting for her to be like, you know, like I to go, Like how many fucking times? How many times I did? Like a lot a few people to you did us that there was a moment he left and then he came back and he said that he left He's sang a couple of bars of

lam iss the Oh my god. Our fans were so sweet because they because Okay, Anna and I like, they're spoilers everywhere, and I felt like the fans knew, like and other people out there had been spoiled, and they kept warning. They're like, so eventually one asshole tweeted up, but I don't think it was one of our fans, and I appreciate our fans were trying to protect us. So I just actually went off of social media for a week. It's on the cover of all the of

all the tabloids. I was in the grocery store with yeah, did you say actively looking away? I had to turn magazine. We protected you, baby's because you're working of the year, because you did you did you know? Honestly, were you unspoiled before I was Rookie of the Year, Rookie of the Year. I was not easy. We only keep our rookies unsulid. I didn't stop Chris Harrison though, from Yeah. So one of those dudes that they brought out, Jason

Mesnick is that his name Mesnick. He's like, they wheeled this dude out who did the exact same thing, but on after the Final Roads. So it's like all season it's been Shawn Lowe that they kept wheeling out as a former bachelor. Now they're wheeling out the dude that did this. It's like it was like the biggest clue card yeah. Everyone, it's like pull a Mesnick Like that was like the thing throughout all the Bachelor, don't pull a Mesnick. And then you're like, oh the dude sitting there, Okay,

here we got and then we're in. We're in. Oh god. Yeah, she's so psyched Caroline. She's I feel like she's he's vying for um. That's a good call. She's at least vying for Mexico. She's at least vying a good apparent because she didn't get much of airtime during the year. But she's a hot lady. You sh'll probably like cute in ni bikini and she like was like fighting her way to get and I think she probably succeeded. I know what you did last her as an older horror

movie millennials anyway. So he's in the Jewel Tones or in Peru. There there's all these alpacas everywhere they go to the J. W. Marriott are. He's walking around with this man purse and lounging on a bed and um, Lauren, she's a rainbow and she has champagne and her journals and she's writing like what the fund is? In Lauren's journal? Every time I write dear diaryem hammered because I've already

drank one bottle of champagne. Who the funk writes in your journal with a glass of champage Champagne is celebrating journals. I'm going to bet my journal. Can I just get like? I don't like a Champagne's done thirty in the morning, Bottle up, please bring a bottle like? And the most personality now, Debbie's protective of her. Debbie's protective of her. Lauren, Okay, Debbie, Why why Debbie? Because I'm in denial that that's it,

that all we're seeing is all of it. You think there's gotta Be's gotta be Yeah, there's gotta be more. And she's an inch over did and she you know, Okay, I think that it's a little bit more that and a little bit of like because when she came out of her shell, she really came out of her shell. I think most of her personalities on the covering room floor. Is that what you're going with? I think no, I think we're seeing a lot of what there is. I do think I had it. I had a really hot

boyfriend in high school that I kept saying. It's like he's just really shy. And it turns out he was just such a dud. He was also a dick. He was he was like an it was he was like an R. Yeah he was. It was. It was bad news car no, but it was like it was like like it just kept trying to make him because he was so cute. I wanted him to be interesting. He wasn't. There was that mystery was that he was sucking my friends like, yeah, that's a mystery. I know what you

did last summer tweens again. That's the second reference that came out a sequel that was like I knew what you did. I know what you did last summer before. So then he have known what you have done, sir. So then so then he goes, we're talking to the lion Dykes. He's talking to dad. He goes, I love him both, and his dad gives him a thumbs up and he goes, good luck, batty. Oh my god, so phoning it in, Oh my god, father could give a

funk about what happened. And so then Lauren shows up and she goes, how's it and he goes, have fun, be yourself, and she walked in and she looked like every woman in the family. One of those daughter in law looks captured. One of them looks captured. Um when she said, what's it like to marry into the Lion Dykes, and she was like, wow, it's always interesting. Never a dull woman and the lion Dyke like she wants out. Did anybody see her lift the flare gun overhead? And

then did they cut away on the flare gun? I saw the flare guy, she said, She said, Lion Dyke, like, I can't believe my name is yeah, never at all. Moment with the lion dice and in response as proof, everyone just goes, yeah, I'm not allowed my captin I'm blinking. Yeah, we're all. We've all we go to Disneyland once a year. And then there's another woman who does a big fand Disney that's true. That family, Okay, so then we have um. So then there's one sister who we don't actually meet,

or one sister in law. She's a little more hardcore. She's got a cute wing eye on her eyeliner. She goes, do you have real conversations with Lauren? Silence, He goes, yeah, that's good point. By the way, it took me seventeen hours to transfer. Someone asked me this morning, I'm not a huge drinker, as you, I don't really partake. I literally had a person who knows me pretty well all

go this morning. Are you hungover? Because I look like such ship because it was so long and transcribing this motherfucker? I mean, thank you, dude? Are you? And I also felt emotionally hungover. It wasn't just the hours, it was more just like it was the trauma more than the hour. And then it was like an hour of pacing after then coming down contemplating ripping the ball sax all. You know how comfortable I am here on ball? Oh you love balls. You've got a beautiful balls necklace on right now.

It's like a passive fire. It's like your safe place. It's like my way to blanket is your necklace. We'll have a code for a discount for the Balls Network necklace. You got all balls, all ballast. You got a nice balls right in the tropical. It's just your tea bag in your classic. I'm sorry, mom, Mom's back from I was back from Marrakesh a bar slow, sorry, ma'am. Okay, So Maka starts going Mica starts going, she had a good time. She loved Barcelona, Uh, Marrakesh. She got tired

of bartering Janet Marine from a little company. Yeah, but she liked Marrakesh, loved Barcelona anyway, so problem, she's sexy, like she she thinks you're a pisto. Let's go to Barcelona. She goes like this, my name is Janet Marine. Have little company rent you a summer rental for all your summer rental needs. Oh my god, it's a bad Spanish or lifelong list. My mom, My mom just has a list that's actually no. She goes, she gets worried about me that I have friends, and she's like, oh, you

got a friend in Atlanta. You found She's a pistol. She's a she's a kick, She's a pistol. She's she's like, she's like you. She's like your a little friend there. Okay, she's like you. She's like a little friend. She's like, oh, you two are a bird of piece in a pot. Okay. So then Mika, the mom Laura starts crying and the mom was actually pretty say because the mom was a little cuckoo cra crazy when she was on the other season, she was pretty sweet and she goes It breaks my

heart to see this. You should just stay positive. She was kind. I thought she was okay. She she was trying. It's hard to uh, it's hard to you know, stare directly at her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, going on with the face on that she's put on top of her original. But she was crying exactly. It's it's the older version of the woman. Yeah, too much castle. Yeah. You know what if like you worked at if you worked at like Walking Dead, and if you had to

do prosthetics, you could just do Crystal Mika. It breaks my heart when a woman's got a perfect face and then she keeps trying to put another face on her face, and then you get a mother. That's true. I I'm only on my third face right now, but I can't wait to add more. I'll have them if our show gets picked up. I'm gonna at least get three new faces between now in August. Is that if there's a if there's a bogo, I will go and get like three,

get one free. There's a did you enjoy annas flare Anna's flyre a Bogo boogie me Anna attacking and Dell getting yourself. Every week, Anna out does herself. Anna is a fucking wizard. Okay. So then we have on our website, on the new Patreon, there's gonna be a thing where you can join the Falcon Club and you can nominate your friend and Anna will falcon your friend and put them in the background of her choosing maybe on like a banana jet ski with fireworks going off of a waterfall.

Maybe you know, like who knows what she but you can. You can submit a photo and have them falcon to put the falcon hair and Anna, I will just do um. Okay. So then Becca, Becca has reservations, She's torn. They keep breaking up. Ecca to Lauren, well not as much as you did the next day, and then they go it is his problem either way. I'm okay either way, I'm fine with it. Okay, here we go, So here we go. So now Becca shows up. Sorry, this was awkward. You

can cut that little awkward part down. Becca shows up and about they don't fucking stop talking about Lauren. It was rude. Clearly they fanned the family. They fanned the flames with the family, like clearly, I think I mean my interview, they did I'm sure, but my interpretation was that Lauren really pulled on their heartstrings because she was crying. She was trying because she doesn't know, she doesn't speak, yeah,

and she just cries all the time. She seems sincere, like she seems like a sincere person, but she's like a sweet, sincere little It's like she like exists to like hold him and beheld. Yeah, probably what they love. They're like, oh my god, he's they're obsessed with him. Yes, like porcelain dollars. She's like yeah, but also yeah. But then at the end of it, they pick family. Yea, they all picked Becca. They just ship on Becca to Becca and then they picked back and I think that's

day than I don't know, I think the family. I have a theory to the family when they were like meeting Laura and had no idea where to start what to do because they had never like seen him this way with like a person, like a very long time. So they were like, oh, wow, they're really familiar, like they found love on this content. And then Beca came in and they were like, okay, wait, we just saw that. We saw this. It's a completely different thing, but also

seems just as real, like what's the deal? So, like, how do you feel about that? I don't think that it really occurred to them that he was intimacy with two people. It's also we had to remember we're a couple of days out the producers. I'm hoping that this means that Beck is the bachelorette because I feel like the producers were sabotaging her. They sent that fucking psycho boyfriend that's like I'm going to get off like so

like that. I'm sure she had an next fiance, Laura, and they didn't send him, you know, Like I was like, Debbie, why did you send her? About? So? Yeah, and they sent Lauren to Machu Picchu, and they sent they sent Becca to like a fucking pat pet and heel packet and go to the market, like like the really craped on Becca. It's such a superstar. I wonder if they wanted to keep she better be the bad I bet I wonder if they wanted to keep her because because

they were basically sabotaging. Yeah, they have to make them that they make the announced to they announced they announced it tonight, Yeah, because they have to start filming. Although I wanted the fog with Lauren and Ari was my okay, we're not okay. So then here we go. So then the dad goes at this point, I'd be happy with either both of you were fine, I feel good. I'm happy with either of you and roasted and Beca just wanted to kill herself. That's savage though. Yeah, that was

so rude. So it's also so like, as a woman, it's like, you're both pretty ladies. Do you both seem fine just plugging the pretty lady? Yeah, Like do you want somebody challenging and they're also more compatible to your life? Still, I'm thinking, like Lauren will just be passive and you can just plug her in, whereas Becca has like she's

not even that challenging. She's pretty fucking accommodating. As I was like to say that from like your father, the father, Yeah, you know what I mean, it was it was growing and listen, it could be they could have edited out some nice things that he said, but the fact that came out of his mouth, but then cut to the end of the episode, you're like, oh, like father, like Anna. The disconnect was so gross. That was my worst nightmare

of realizing like just the foreign father. Yeah, like just no no ability to be like, just don't say what you're thinking. Like I was just having fears like if my dad was on here, yeah, oh like it would be a mess, and just like don't be like like considerate to her. Don't bring up the other like that thing he said about like I could go with either one. It's like that's what my father would say, my Dava said. My Da would have said that too. My dad would

just go, is this a show? People watch this? What are you doing? Oh my god? My dad will just be asking if I want his health insurance. That's a good point. That's a good point. Um, how the churance is not cheap? And guess what accidents happened guys. Um so then so then when I love Rebecca said, Laura and I are so different. It's like trying to compare an apple to starfish. She's right, I assume she's the star. She's got to be the star. She's the starfish. Yeah,

I think that. I think Lauren's the apple. Yeah, yeah, I mean inanimate. I mean I love a good apple. And if it was like a honey Chris, you know, just like a like a starfish on the beach is like washed up in time. Yeah, and I'd be like that, Lauren. That would be Laura so interesting. You know that it depends with snarrow. You're using the apple. I'm teaching and I'm doing a movement workshop adjunct at Loyal and Therrimount called Moving with Purpose and the Apple Starfish. And then

we're gonna do a lot of sense. We're gonna do a lot of exercises to find out if you're an apple or star That's right, it's a great class. I'm gonna be teaching a children's class called what Comes from Land and what Comes from c Apple. That's guy, We've got the study of Virginia Woolf. Anyway, we saw a cute lamb with flowers and um, and then I knew Katie like that. I knew I we all like that. So then we have UM. They're like, oh, it's a

tough it's a tough choice. One's a better fit for my lifestyle, one may par says, And then you know the sister in law has captured oyes. And then I will say, when the family wants the person that is, they never win in the end, because it's an immediate boner kill. Learn if your mom is like I think I think Carl is a really good choice. I'm like, fuck Carl. All that means Carl is like not sexy and I want bad boy Jake, you know that. And

also I think always always with the women. I think he chooses Becca at first because he's like, I don't know who to do, but wow, my family likes it makes most sense. His his body language was like like everyone's like Becca, and he's just like no the whole time. Then it's like, then why are you asking? And he's thirty six, Like at a certain point, like you don't go to your family for these exactly, yeah, exactly, don't

get here. If I had asked Mary and Dick Pholo who I should end up with, well, it would have been a man. It would have been Chris Harris. It wouldn't have been it would have been my tatted young lovers tell you that, do you like a girl with a tattoo? Oh? I like, uh yeah, yeah, I like some tats, like some some sort of paths. I mean not not not like there's bodies not like yeah yeah, not like yeah. No. I like a little I like a little pepper. I like a little pepper in the pot.

I like yeah, like a little little little I mean, I don't want to say I'm like drawn to like sleeves, but I like a little I like a little sass. I don't want Oh my god, I don't want. I don't want to know. I don't want to know where they've been and where they're going. Yeah, you know, that's a pretty wide nap in Los Angeles. That's basically anybody in Los Angeles like a little Yeah, this one's venice beautiful. Oh my god, I have the most uninteresting place in

calvod except for those canals. I love those canals. Okay, so then we have so then we're back at after the final rows and fucking what's her name? What's her car? Airline auditioning hard? What he did is unforgivable. It's like, who the fuck are so last week you said the words? You know, you know, I know what you did. You want to elaborate and she's like, I just I know what he did? What she can It's like what she's supposed to say, Chris, do you know the answer to that? Okay? Well,

could I just said quick? I didn't. I didn't know what was happened. All I knew was it was Becca. So when she said I you did, I was like, you know, he's going to choose someone. Why is she so put out? I didn't know, you know, I didn't know, so I was like, why is it looking angry? Because then I guess I was like more people like Lauren, I was so confessed out of your box. I know, I know, but I was just like, why are we saving getting so fucking angry that he chose back your

yellow card? Was so glad your time talks. I missed you so hard. Who knew I actually had rules at this point the building and upsode, you know what I mean. I just was like, the only thing I knew. I was like, what everyone so pissed that I it was so much your faith a skin? Okay? So then here we are. They're going to Machu Pachu. Lauren. They're on a private train and she's like, oh, Machu pich I read about it in my history book that I see dogs, so many dogs, seven wonders in the world. Oh this

is insane. Oh clouds wow. I love that. They said that. He said, clouds wow. Then she said, I love that. You're literally perfect. Machu Pichu one of the seven wonders of the world. It's going to be like breath to as in a side. I can't tell you how much it war is my soul that she took that pupil becomes the teacher young more young. It was. It was just because I'm gonna get it tattooed on my neck. I love tattoo this much about mach Oh my god.

We all have our notes, like and was getting their notes time, so then we have um just like Debbie gets a tattoo. That's all I know. I texted that so I like, watch out watch so then we have I can see how much she's giving herself to me today. That is the most disgusting, Like he was fucking her with his words with that, like she's giving of herself to me. I wanted to his bone or his little old man bone or was so apparent like I was ready to let her go. But now I don't know.

I so gross. That depends what she does today determine he was. Here's what I liked. I did like when they were running around and he goes to take my breath away. No, it's the altitude. I like that. What's a while? He was a good people that built Machi Picchi with their hands were rolling around underne being like, oh dear fucking god, at least two slobs are on our back. Can you imagine like being like a ghost of Machu Pichi builder being there watching this fucking thing,

like has it come to this? This is what it's come These dipshits look around, they go stones, I carry umbrella time. She's got a speckle in her left die. So then then she goes cheers to a lifetime of more unforgettable dates and he says, guess guess that I love that. I love that. I love that. And then which is what he also said when she was like, he's really breaking down my walls, and then he was like,

I love that you're breaking down your walls. And then he later was like, bye, do you mean he is? Besides notes, somebody emailed me a lame We should put it on our Facebook page. You can rent his house on Airbnb and Scott dall is two five dollars a night. He's gotten good reviews as a host. People he's let people do late check out. Somebody sent us a link. Yeah, a very fair fair land Barren. Right, he's a great landber and you, guys, I'm almost a lamb beren and

I'll be a lamb barred in a week. I'm gonna kill my three I'm gonna kill myself. What I'm gonna cull myself in six days. So I don't have to actually do it. I'm too terrified. Okay, So then so then she goes, He goes, this is a high pressure decision, how much I love you, and what she wants to say. Okay, this is a high pressure date. And she goes, I want to tell you how much I love you and why Before you I didn't know what was missing out

and on what I was missing out on. You're so understanding and comforting, and it was just like that was it. I'm already just been risk of my life with you. I so wanted just to work with this. It's crazy how fast I fell in love with you. When I look at you, I just feel so much. And he goes, I love that. This is just making last night's episode bearable,

just you doing the playout. Go ahead. Well, then they were talking and she was like, I remember every moment I remember, like when you forgot that you met me in Dallas, whatever that I don't know and then no, I'm sure. She was like, I don't know, you probably don't remember, but like we met one time, like you, and she was like, um, you probably don't like After that point, he goes, it just keeps getting better and better, better and better than the time that you've forgotten. That

was like a high for minute. And then she then he was like, first of all, is her dog's name Dallas. She's from Dallas, and she wears a Dallas amount of makeup. That's all. That's all we need to know. But he was like, described, I couldn't stop laughing when he's described just like a day like her life. And she literally said and first of all, she described an entire event

that you could just do by yourself. Right. It was just like get up and we have coffee, and we take our tags, and we walk the dog, and we clean up the ship at the dog, and then it's like work and then we like come back home and I probably have an upset stop it because I ate something saucy at nude, and then you'll probably look at me. I won't say anything because I don't have any original thoughts. And then we'll go to bed. And I was like,

oh my fucking God. And then maybe on the weekend we got a yard, family and Alan Moore and friends, family friends, normal couple of stuff. Yeah, And it's like, if we're outside, we'll probably like they'll be weather and when we go inside it I'm just I'm just spitballing. Oh my god. Oh I love that. It's exactly what I pictured. And he's got a name Hollywood. Yeah from Dallas is my pet. Flying squirrel is the only I lived and I lived around Dallas. I lived in fort Worth. Yeah, yeah,

you did. I've been fort Worth. I bet you've been. You're going back to Texas sound Yeah? For Worth. I like going to the stockade. I don't like the cows dying, but I do like I actually enjoyed fort Worth. The Western they have the Western Disco, they have the ball the yeah, the like the stampede. Alright, it's cattle running. I like, it's not it's not like a no, I mean, it's not like a huge thing. I like what I'm

saying is I like it. There is no further proof that Lauren is from Dallas then her having a dog named out. It's a very Dallas thing. Everyone has a dog named Dallas. I didn't name my dog fort Worth. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Why's your Dallas disco? What's the Cowboy disc? It's it's this. I don't know what the place was called, but when I was working in Dallas a couple of summers ago, it was we went to this huge venue

and it's all country. It's like country western music and live dancing, but on the inside, every like maybe once an hour, it turns into pop. I want to go and it was so much fun. Yeah, I have to go. I want to go. I'll be there. I want to go, want to go, but I don't have any friends. Well, the only epic jail and you would you would know this is I went and I went to a store and I got a like caught off fun flannel or

boots and jeans. And I walked in and all the guys were wearing cut off flannel and all the women were in like hot black outfits. Could I be more of the dude, Like I'm already a dude, and now I'm like, but you're hottesh shit, you're hot. I am always the dude. And when I go back to Texas to Tellas Texas you've so you've never met you've never met Debbie. But now that Rob is very good friends of Debbie, he can answer. And Debbie's not gonna say. What would Debbie wear when she get out of the

limo the first night? Oh, I know what this is, you know what it is? It was? It was a Jeane skirt, men's wear, men's wear, meswear, men's wear. She'd go high mesa. Yes, Jeane skirts down to the that's to me. I'm in the I'm in the high low. I'm in the high low. I'm in I'm in the I'm in the mullet. I'm in a muster. And like she was wearing men's wear and you had birds in your earrings, I'm gonna wear earrings like beccas the size

of dream cactus that are actually catching birds. So there's blood and feathers that sort of a lot, and I should get an immediate proposal, I think so straight out. I think so I would just go full Larry Bird. We can just pull na blonde short, tight curly wigs. Here. You can bleat your hair in permit and cut it tight short. Was I a tux with converse? Oh? That was cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you were in

a jumpsuit. You're a lady, yeah, Carr, who do I hope our Batch would be in the limo going where the fun are we go and would be in a bikini. Scot would be in a bikini. Um okay, So then we go so then Becca, So then I wrote Becca, Becca is going to win? I wrote that she Okay, wait, why did I? I wrote Becca is never going to win the okay? Sorry? So then we go, oh so he describes her thing the dog part. I love that. She goes, I'll get you to golf. I can't. My

dad will get you to golf. I'll get you to golf. And then um, Becca M. We go back to the studio audience. Becca M has a good point, which was if he did wasn't ready to propose. I don't think a proposal was the thing to do. Just why I wish she was the bet laurette. Um. So then they so that he's bumped. So they're in the rain. They're in Peru. It's Becca's date and he goes, yesterday it

was pretty much perfect. And they see a cute little girl and she's in the rain, rain, and he goes she goes, I can picture him as a father of my children. Laura watch Machu Pichu and she goes to a fucking market. I can't I And also, you know, they have like no appreciation for mach like like Becca would probably be like actively saying interesting things about So then they see a cute baby alpaca who gives him side eye. The alpac is like, bitch, that was weird,

like that alpaca, Like, yeah, she knew that alpacan. Now well, it's just like one of those sort of like farm animals that deserve to be in free Yeah, yeah, real sad. I don't like if you ever taken the horse rides up on maholland up, yeah, and the horses are like so now they're so not happy. I had it fine, Yeah, alright, you're killing all the way, like you can't your legs work, you can't walk to the top of the is not

that far. I've already been here, Yeah exactly. I'm just because you guys, you guys have so many sons at Margarite is and how many sons at Margarite is so that so he starts talking to himself into her. It's like she'd make an amazing mother, she would make an amazing wife. And then UM, I always be honest with you, and he goes, going into today, I was just thinking

of Lauren, That's what he says. Um. And so then she puts away her Peruvian drug bag in her house and um, and she goes, do you have any questions for me? He's like, I don't. I don't have any questions for you. You're a rock. You're always the rock. He he wanted a bird with a broken wing that he hated to be like, okay, baby bird, you okay, baby bird. That's where he contributes. Yeah, exactly, And that's

when I wrote, beck is never gonna win. She wrote, she wrote a cute book for him, like our first bab ab question mark. I was wondering when that was kind of thing would come up. Yeah, at that point, traditionally someone was like, hey, I made this. It's all about us, and it's production pictures. Basically, Yeah, I'm gonna make a photo of our friendship from all of the continuity photos, continuity photos and just like screen grabs, like

a YouTube upload. That's how it's gonna be. And I'm gonna make a gigantic memory book for you and I with like like this water bottle that we drink, I kept it, I preserved it and I put it in like I put it in a shadow box shadow I got it pottery barn. Okay, So then he goes Becca could be my wife. He wants Lauren. They wheel out the corpse of Ben Higgins and Jason. Wait can you can I ask you guys? You watched the Bachelor Olympics? Right of course? Wait, so what was real? Quick? What

was benat? I need to know about it? Your precious meatball with a commodity. And then and then you're treating me Paul like freaked out with a total toolbox and was like I can't Yeah the wait did Ben hook up with someone? Ben? Ben folded in on his inside his own vagina and vagina and rolled down the snow hills because this yeah, yeah that's true, Like so too, Yeah, he came out of the vagina, saw a shadow, went back, got another quote on his rib, Adam's rib. Yeah, has

a lot of scripture tattoos on his grip. He's got the full Bible like he's got like it's like a full page. You love. I was fice, you do not give me that bad boy chat. Give me that. It's like vanilla flavoring, but stevious. There's no sugar at it. Reading from Paul to the grizzin check your pantsil he's listen. Gina Ball rolled away. So then Lauren, okay, here's the photo that you need to pull up. It's morning time.

Lauren is posing in her makeup, in her robe, in her robe, and she goes, um, women feel good about relationships. I don't even know what both women feel good about the relationships, and that's hard, Lauren. This is what she was wearing. Did you see this? Anna? Did you see

this photo? So Debbie sent us all a screen capture of her with her cup of coffee in the robe and her perfectly done hair, just staring and posing with her arm up, finding her light with her face, and Debbie says, this is how I wake up first thing in the morning. Oh my god, my god, are the camera crews here already? Oh my god, didn't see I guess it's just enjoying some coffee delicately without drinking it, but just bringing the cup to my lip. I didn't

even get my Drea captures errings on. Yeah, you guys, used another morning of Maxwell House commercial and then while they were doing that same montage of people looking out the window, already looks at his window and it's all roofs. Look at all that? Wow, well look at that so many rooms you can't see anything that. It's basically a parking lot, just like, wow, look at that. So Laura has the wifey dress on there, gave it the white bugle bead wafy dress. Ladies, here's a question. Do they

do think they get these outfits? Yeah, they do. I know for a fact because I've grilled the contestant. They get the outfits for the finale. And I think if you make it to like I think, if you make it too fantasy sweets, I think that's like you start getting outfit it. Because if you remember when they went to lapland, they all had the same pom pom hat. They all have the same coat. When Raven was doing the cart wheels after her first orgasm, right, oh my god,

the cart wheel orgasm. Yeah, and Rachel looks so you remember, were so cute and somebody brought oh yeah, somebody brought me a pom pom hat. And I can't wait to have my first storg as when I okay. So then Patty coming, I gotta kill kiss are a kiss? Are just born redhead? Uh? And I was enjoying my childhood photos recently. There was the one that she texted me

that is her faith. So then Lauren okay. So then the corpse of Neil Lane gets wheeled out, and the first one he shows him is the ugliest ring known to man. There's an awkward pause. He's like, well, I've got this one. It's called the bubble ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was terrible. It had like a claw setting. It was like it was like a dragon claw. And then he picked this big oval cat which was fine and pretty.

It was gigantic but pretty. And then they kept saying on the edited uncut coming up, Debbie, what would you take on Neil Lane? Real quick? That so he comes every time too. They wheel him out, the Corpse of Neil Lane rough yeah, he you know, knocks on the door and he's like, I'm Neil Lane, Yes you are. He comes in and shows him a grand total of two that he used to be like seven. I could see this on her. She would look perfect. The like

general pronoun is my favorite. Yeah, I like once they made the decision and they're trying not to indicate their like, well, she would look great in this, and you know she doesn't understand and she won't see this coming. But she is the perfect girl for me because she hasn't picked she number one. Yeah, exactly, like this will look pretty on a girl. Will you please do has fingers? Do you do your impression of Neil Lane? One more time?

I'm Neil Lane my head. Matt Brown saw Lionel Ritchie at the bowl and apparently Rachel Lionel Richie came out and he kept going Richie no, like he could have avoid it himself, Like I know, no, cheeah, you just say like your star struck by himself, Lionel Ritchie. I can do that party, right, I hear? One more time? I'm kneeling. I'm Neil Lane. Here's a question when when it's the two batchers on the Bachelorette, don't get a few choices, don't think it? Don't they choose rings? Yeah?

So wouldn't he have met Neilie Lane before? Because Neil Lane was like I thought that he was, like n I got that nice' she was round two after cotton Nuity. She cut him early. She cut him early, but she cut him on the finale. Yeah no, but there are times like I remember, I feel like when I'm like Nick even got cut before? No, Nick always something, but like he cut im like seventeen years, I know, somebody

has got to cut like Nick Lane, Godfather's lane. Oh my god, Nikos, you should have cut He should have cut someone before making them go through that. I think he could have should always do that always, I know.

So sorry, yeah, yeah, please miss Debbie. So every single time both of them get dressed the exact same way, I can hold the exact same thing you brought, and it's like, so talk about how solid you feel confident in your relationships, and they're like, there's no doubt in my mind they're getting engaged today, and both of them do it. But also both of them are like, I mean, I don't know, it would be devastating, and then they like bring them both out, and he in sequence sends

one home and then gives the other one. They're used to be. It used to be it didn't always have to be first like it used to be you didn't know the order, and now now it's always the first one that the last like four or five years, maybe eight ten seasons, because you look at the trick is like when they're getting ready the ship, you're liken the door open and yeah yeah yeah yeah. The time I

look to Joe. The right thing about the Bachelor hate is the guy will go down on one knee and be like, now stand up, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, save that deep deep knee. Then for the gym, you're gonna you're gonna be double song. That was the worst thing in Florence, which you're just shaking his head. Yes, you're gonna love it. You're gonna love the Bachelor. You gonna love They have so many bromances. The guys will

so are in love with each other. They love each other so much, they like excited, and then they just start to rise up from when there's a when there's a crystal like the crystal like whoever made it? It's like a fleshy kickstand straight ground. In general, they don't go down, it goes right down. It comes try down a long time and my seat. She kicks in rock and see I wish you could see everyone floating around boring old. Oh my god, I didn't think we're we're

we okay, So there we are. They hate when they hate the guys, like when they hate the Crystals on the show, the guys want to beat the ship out of them and be like, no, man, you're not here, Like they're gonna like like comment like Craigs been a

real dick at the house. Ye don't know, because there are a lot of them are probably on steroids, you know, like you don't, I don't know, like and some of them they were really tight pants and like they're the boys in my life who I have watched with and they've said to me like, yeah, there's a Crystal, but there's like a guy Crystal. Yeah, there's always just like one dude, but he's like worse than Christal, Yes he is.

They're like they're right the things about Crystal the duck, but like also the things about a guy that stuck die. I'm so excited. Who are you hopping? As a bachelorette debate? Well, I don't know, I've gone through so many If we're sinking Tia and now obviously Becca okay, and if if Lauren says now she at least has puns, so like like already didn't have puns, he could barely say truth, who has puns. Who says puns? Lauren? She only, like

we've read, she won't be yet, she's not. I think they're together, But I'm just rooting for her to have said no, that's I think that's what it is. Emotionally, I'm in denial that she would ever say even though she said it would just be the greatest thing on the planet, she said no. I think honestly I would. I would green light a Lauren bachelorette if are just if she would suffer through Yeah, you know what season of Velvita wrapped in a khaki only and him having

to watch like make out with like fifteen dudes. Okay, so then so then Lauren gets out and there's a really dirty river behind Ari and uh, and he only walks her part of the way, and he and that bugle me where the heels? You made me wear the heels? And you know right now, if you're about to break up with me or proposed to me, and I'm walking seven and you're making eye contacted me so calmly because you don't care either way. You're actually a really bad person.

You're actually you're you're a piece. He's the definition of a piece of ship. Let's air let's all airbnb his house and set it on fire. Oh my god, let's I want you guys are on TV. Let's destroy this fucking house airbnb. Let's acause. But I'm not making that. I gotta get I gotta get bumped up. I gotta get that regular money. Okay, So then come on Netflix. Lit a rig out Okay? So them, Ari, I says, I have so there there's a river behind him, and um, she says, what Ari and I this? I hate when

people say stuff like this. It's so condescending. What Ari and I have most are beyond what most people ever have in their lifetimes. A connection that is so rare. It's like, fuck you, like your your love is so much like well, she I think no, I think she's genuinely wonderstruck that she could ever feel anything anything human emotions. Yeah, like like a connection. And she's like, oh, it's easy with him. I don't have to try because it's both

easy for both of them. But like, I think she's genuinely like, wow, I never thought I would have this kind of love and human emotion. I think it's so pure and so it's like a it's like a toddler feeling air conditioning. Yes, yes, drop, Yes, that's so good. Oh my god, that's so good. Debbie Ryan defensive. I love because that little baby, like got a little baby and doing Wow. That explains all the cutaways of Lauren taking a stickpin and shoving it and her skin nothing

nothing there. And then she said, for you, before you, I thought I had love. I'll figured out um. I thought the walls I had to build up to protect me and protect me, we're actually there. We're keeping me, protecting me from falling in love. I fought falling in loved I've loved you all along. You're the man I've been. This is the point at which he started shaking his head. I love that you've broken down walls. I've wanted it so bad for us. Something's holding me back. I can't

go through with it. I gave it everything I had to make it work. I did fall ill love with you. I am extremely confused. I did my best. I am so sorry. Why did you do that? The best question, why why did you do that? That's after they walked the two back, and he goes, I don't know. I didn't know fully until this morning. And then she says, I still love you. I love you too, and then he goes, I feel a little bit like a monster right now. I really wanted to do with tell Law

and I love her, but instead I'm saying goodbye. And then she says, I feel betrayed. Do that to somebody. I don't get it. He just blindsided me. It's really She said I have no words at one point, which I thought might be a good title for her biography. Yes, maybe feel cool, maybe feel real cool. You use your crams, Laurens. What did you think everyone talk Anna? Why do you think? Oh I got Anna? I was heartbroken for all. Well, first I thought I thought, um, Lauren did a pretty

good job of not losing her ship. She was sweet, she was actually liked her more. Yeah, I thought she was being quite classy. Class I am very confused. Yeah, why did you do that? Yeah? I think she said all the right things. Yeah, she was classy. And I thought it was weird. He shouldn't have said I love you at the end when he was like, I love

you and he went to the door. It was just I think it's like things you don't do on your wedding day, um kissing another woman and the other woman that you love them, Katie, what did you take watching this? I thought he's like the dumbest man alive. I mean really he just like yeah, the fact that he's going to wear me like oh I love you, and like holding her hand and like I mean even also like with you know, can I talk about the Becca thing till or no? Just Lauren? Did you say whatever you need?

Like just the way like he and maybe it's the producers, I don't know, being like you have to get back in there, but it's like, dude, take a fucking hint, like the social cue, like he just I felt like so much of it was him being like I need to feel okay. Yeah it was it was for me to make sure that I feel okay, like that can saying get the funk out and he's like, are you okay? Can we talk because he's like I don't feel okay with that? Yeah, agree with It's hard. That's such a

man move. So then I don't think he was didn't know necessarily what he wanted and and that's okay too. If you like, don't ask this other woman to marry you, just take it. See what happens. I'm sure they pressured him, but still, so she goes, I let my guard down and it still didn't work out. And then he says, I had no idea what I was going to do until this morning. How can you get down on one knee if you weren't sure to like three hours ago. And then she said, I feel like he's taking the

easy way out. She's dropping truth. I agree with you. So she's saying like you know, you didn't know, like you didn't know. Then that means no to everyone, Like I'm not even saying like you should you should have chosen me, which she obviously did say like you should have chosen me, but she was like, dude, like you

don't know, listen to that. But she she was being very like woke here, and I thought he was dumb and just like blinked at her and like it's so bad at taking social cues, Like he was just like begging it out of her. And then he was like, all right, cool, so great, he's like collecting I love you so he's like the I love you band he is. He's fully the I Love you band. I think when

she said, why did you do that? After that, she has like moments that was so that was her saying, like, why did you do all of that's why did you say I love you all about like agree? Why did you like asked me about a future with you. That's the point when he wouldn't leave during the ultimate breakup that I was like, maybe he's got like a social disorder. I think he honestly think he's like a psychopath. But

we'll get there on a second. So then okay, so we'll get well, I'll just rush through this so we can get to that part. She she goes, where a team, My love for you is unre reasonable? That right, and Becca Becca shows up and then he said I thought about you and you and our kids, and I choose you, and I choose you every day. Asterix scrolled down for the next seventy two hours. And then I won't choose And then they go, I love you too much. It's just the two of us. It's just the two of us.

And she goes, Rebecca Jan Crawford lion dyke um and he goes, you want to start having babies. He's a dog, And then they were making out in the garden and then then they started filming themselves. It's just a little weird because generally, once you're done, we've never seen that. Generally, once you're done, you're done. So they're in the hammock, they're they're making pizza, feel like they're making he knew. He knew he making pizza. You could read it too,

you could read it in him. Something was She was like, I love you so much. He was like, yeah, I loves great yew hedful? Is this river behind us all pass pass? Also her like speech, so I I've learned now that they both go. They start talking and then he says what he has to say. As they're talking, hers was all in a d and Becca's was like reserved. It was like we're team, Like, this is why you should choose me, Like I understand that, it's not like a Like she was so reasonable that that's when when

she like chose her, he was like okay. Then she was like, it's just you and me. It's just you and me. I didn't I didn't think about this, Yeah, like I don't. Okay, here we are right. Yeah, it was less heartfelt. The other one was very emotional. Even

though she's like a robot. Lawrence was emotional. Do you think that they hyped them up and brought them to be like talk about how certain you are, like don't tip it, but like talk about I just think it was so clear from day one that was Ari and Lawrence should be together, and he got he's such a dick. I didn't see her until I didn't even notice her on the show for half the season. That's why she was perfect. Yeah, I just always seem But it was later.

It started in Paris where she said wow, and but then by the end of it, we're all like, oh my god, maybe they're perfect because it is Emily. The whole time you were like, it's Emily two looks just like the girl. So then um, so then I wrote why are they filming after and so um and he starts going, I think about Lauren. They have the pizza. Man. I have immense guilt. It's not fair to be in a relationship. And half in I'm going back on choosing you every Okay, so here we go. So now so

now they ambush her. She never looked cute her than she looked in that whatever fucking weird maze house up in the hills about to see Oh my god. It was it was like an episode of twenty four with the two screens. It was like, why did you need to screen, Like why don't you have one camera unedited? It's not like the angles like a yeah. It was almost felt better when it was like they were together because you could see how close they were to each

other when they were directing. You need editing the whole time. I was like, no, you need editing, We don't need an unedited version. Like the whole thing was so a theory talk to us. I think the producers were telling them to do stuff because like it did like blackout on him and for a while, like he walked outside and it went black. I wonder like did they say you have to go back in? Probably, like that was like one reason I thought maybe they had to maybe

because they wanted both reactions. I think they wanted both reactions. I love that the sowarl. I love that the uber driver didn't let him in. He was locked out of the That was the best. But if you're gonna do it, you have to bring two cameras in because if you're gonna do this whole big like open heart surgery, and they're gonna run an run off. They knew she's going to try to run away and They're like, well, we

have to chase this crying girl all around. But what a piece of ship, because like he already knew what he was doing. He he could have put his foot down and said it's too cruel. I did, like I have I have loved for her as a person. I don't need to do this on air. I'm going to break up with her and come back and we can tell everybody it after the final rows that I'm with Laura. Also go to this airbnb that I got up, settle in and then I'll meet you there and like, maybe

do your makeup before. And it was so it was so bad. I read it, And there's a thing that came out on People magazine. Lori Lori or Bachelor historian texted me so much good ship last night. So there was an article on People magazine that came out last night after the finale where she said she knew something was weird because two things. In general, he'd been liking a lot of Laurence photos on Instagram and then um and then I guess the night before everybody in the

room was shaking their head. And the night before apparently he turned his phone off and she couldn't get in touch with him, which was not like him. Like they were both flying to l A, they were both meeting at this place, and he turned his phone off for the whole night, and like she couldn't get in touch with that. I just I just think, you know, That's why the whole time, I was like, is he can it?

Is he trying? Is he contractually obligated to break up with her on camera either here or in after the Rose? And so then you just go That was the only thing. The whole time, I was just like, why is this happening? Why is he being Why is this so awful? Think he's such a fucking psycho and he wanted to be on TV so badly, and I think he thought he could get I think he thought he could get her to be like, don't worry about it, and like, I think he's just a fucking second. He said I love

you too. Four women. You're not supposed to say it to any until, like you propose. I guess. It was just so traumatic and I was so blown away, and I was so disgusted, and I was so angry, and so many different emotions we all had that I kept thinking, well, obviously, clearly this could be avoided? Is it? Is it a contract?

Like it was so inconceivable that I was watching, when I was watching, and it was such a lack of respect for a human being that even that you just met on the first day of your life, or that you were engaged to that he was speaking to were as such with just literally a cut off. You're just this person in front of me, let alone a fiance that I just kept thinking, is this a contract? Is

this it's a psycho? I think it's just like that's the only thing I could come up with, because he's a psychopath, you like, and you don't glam shamey, sir, thank you keep getting clamshap that was sent to us by Sandy at to say it. Say it on swags, thank you. Yeah, that's because it was so monstrous. It's so I honestly think he's psyched. I mean, he said I'm in love with you two four women. He said

it to Tia Kendall. I mean, that's fucking crazy, I think. Yeah. Yeah, Well, when they referred to Rebecca m on Chris Harrison's festive Excitement, Yeah, she was like he he fully believed that he was in love with two people at the same time, which

I think can happen. But I think if you're going to propose to one of them, don't do it, which was like the beginning of that, and I actually thought that that was like, all right, you could you're living in two complete, different, dissociated worlds, and in those worlds you're being very present, and in those present worlds you feel very present things. Okay, fine, don't marry that guy that's a sociopath yea who will cheat on you, or like she wants to be in a polyamorous relationship, which

he's allowed to do. He's gont be like trying to break up with one. And then I think he was trying to get bachelor money to have him take Lauren on another day. And remember he said, she goes well in the in the times that I've seen you since we got engaged, and it sounded like it was like a few times that they saw each other, like not that they've been like living an engaged life. And then

they were finally going to this vacation. They're kept apart, so basically when they end, they're kept apart, and they have a campion. They have secret rendezvous because they all live in different cities, so they have secret meetups a couple of times during during while the show's airing between the finale. That was harrowing, and of course he's able to then emotionally detached and started completely Anna, you've finish well, Just it's all for a wonder. It's all like I

just wonder if I'm missing my shot with her. Not like so I felt the Bachelor producers showed their true colors in this show, because one, I'm pretty sure they were like, probably like, go back in there, try and talk to her. Yeah, why else would he go back in? It was so awkward other than the fact that, like he said, he can't read social cues and then that line that Chris Harrison said where he's like this is so devastating, blah blah blah. He's like social media is

blowing up. It's an understanding. I was like the crying you can't take the sound pack off of her, and she this is so embarrassing and you're a terrible person for doing this. She called him out, and he's just like, here's what happens. They go kind of talk to you forbid, Oh you got that tattoo? We see the awkward cameraman in the mirror, what do we know what the tattoo is? I was like a butterfly. Didn't look I know. That's why at first I was like, oh my god, did

you get an attention? Um? He just kept saying can you just talk to me for a little bit, and then sitting in silence and watching her cry and like getting life from it. He goes, The more I hang out with you, the more this is what he said. The more I hang out with you, the more I lose the possibility of maybe reconciling with Lawrence. Like, yeah, we're engaged. That's what happened. That's more you're engaged to me. The less you lose the problem. I have you ever

heard something worse in your entire life? I've never even off Like if you see it in a movie it was a TV show, you go, oh god, like this is like a heightened character of a total dick bag. But to see it like in real life, well as close as you can, no one could even script that, like you would never say that in a million years. And he's literally I never liked him, but I we always said, oh he's affable whatever. Actually he's but he's just so mean, he's a psychopathic. She he goes, I

was in this a shock for you? And she goes, was this when you had your conversation with her? And he was like yeah, And then he goes a heartbreak never went away. Look, I get that, but I don't get the camera crew that's the way that he did it really is. I mean, we can try to give him the benefit of the doubt up until that moment at the very least, you turned to the camera guys and you're like, guys, let's all actually give her some just even if the computer producer told you not to

do it, you know what I mean. Like, it's like the guy that was supposed to be the bachel of this year, Peter Peter, he didn't get on because he like, you want a little more freedom to I mean, to have his own opinion, actually had like elegant Yeah, so you just tell him to stop filming hashtag not Peter, hashtag not Peter. Christoper's right. So he goes, I keep waking up and going to bed thinking of her. She goes, it's just so fucking embarrassing. You shouldn't have gotten down

on one knee. True, And then um, I hope you find what you're looking for. It's clearly not me. Okay, I'm done. She goes to her suitcase. She's I'm not gonna hug you goodbye. I want you to go. I love that. Like that was we're all just waiting being like turned the table, rip him a fucking new yeah. And then he said, you know what, I'm going to go? Can he tries? And then she tried. She starts crying. He goes back in and he can't find her. And he goes and she's like convulsing in the bathroom and

he goes, hey, are you okay? It's like are you? Are you okay? What happened? She goes just leave. She goes, what are you still doing here? Which is crazy. So he starts sitting on the couch. And then this made me so sad when she said what did I do wrong? That's when I was like, no, no, no, I don't don't don't please please, But I think she was she talking to herself that moment, and it was still what did I do? And then and then he goes, can

we just talk a little bit. She goes, don't touch me again, and she goes, um, she she goes, I'm not the one for you. Chris Harrison. To say this is trending and blowing up social media is an understatement. It just it just I literally and I hate this to be like men, you know what I mean, But it just feels like men need a real reshaping. And uh, this one, this episode didn't just spread the good news men behaving you not like he was sitting there waiting

to find a reason to become the victim. He was like, you know, this has been really hard for Like, I've just been thinking about her, like, and it's not fair to you if I'm just thinking, like, don't talk about Hey, I get it. You gotta talk about how you obsessed you are with this girl that you get away. Don't talk to your fiance about it. Yeah, talk to her about how Like it's not fair you can't work. I'm so sorry. I love with you. It's not gonna work. I'm out have a guy friend, have a beer with

a guy friend. I don't talk about Lauren to back front of her. I think he's a psycho. He might he might have some he might uh, he might be gage another straight men. Yeah, it was like we're really on the run, right, now, good job. But it was I guess I just comp thinking it was above and beyond, you know what I mean? It was no, it was so it was the whole thing was him him him him him, and it would be like the worst sentences you could possibly say. It came out of that guy's mouth.

So tonight, well, I guess by the time you hear this podcast, this will already have happened. But we're gonna find out who the bat threat is. We're probably gonna get to see Aria, and then Becca has to see them together. They're together. I'm assuming they're together. I don't know. Hopefully she comes out on top of this whole thing, right Becca, Yeah, guaranteed she already came out on top because she's not engaged to Rin. And then but the thing is, now you're Lauren. Can we just play that

card for a second. You see this episode and then like, I think she's enough of a robot she doesn't care. If you ever see a man say that to another woman, you know, like, how can you say that he will do something like that to you? Of course, of course it's going to happen. If he'll do it for you, he'll do it to you. That's a cardinal rule. But that's what was an interesting That was an interesting thing

having Lauren and Becca and Arian tonight. My ultimate favor like wish List tonight, is that Lauren breaks up with Ari Live my God take Back, just to break him up, and then Lauren and Becca start making up over their pain. Who do we want for Bachelor at rob Um? Is it okay to say Becca? M Yeah, but she's not gonna be we want wants to start the d they wall pick back up. I think she's too young. So who do you think we have? Like Kendall, Tia or

Caroline's trying. I don't want okakay be Kendall Kendall. Who do you want? Who do you want? Yeah? I love Candle Ta beca any of the Becca's but also cn I think she's published and she's like I want to see like elevation, elevation as far like their conversation. Yeah, I don't want that would be amazing. I'm ready, Katie. I would like Becca okay, okay, yeah, but I don't think she's going to do it because I think this is actually way too fresh. Yeah, that's usually it's usually

they don't pick the runner up. Because it's too new. Although Jojo wasn't. Jojo didn't, but she wasn't broken up like they've been together now for like three months. You're right, and then she was broken. Yeah, you're right. The end would be great, but I don't think ABC's gonna do it. Not two in a row, not too African American bachelor's in a row. And by the way, they should do it. I mean the fact that they had her on it was kind of interesting to me. I know they were

thinking maybe maybe I hope she might. I think you're right, though, I think it might be too fresh for Beca. If she just turns around, is like, I'm gonna do this again. I mean, I don't blame her, but that's remember the time there were two bachelorettes and Amy. Yeah, they wanted to go further. We won't tell you because you get to watch it. Okay, wait, okay, will you guys help the tweetter the week? Who wants to read them? Aaron? You want to read them? Okay? Um. By the way,

so we are doing a pod tomorrow. We're gonna get padgets thoughts. We haven't had her on all season because she's been working and and we're gonna have Brian sofian and so we're gonna do our after the Uh. But I just can't thank you both. Debbie, thank you for joining our merry circus. You've been such a hit. You are Rookie of the Year. If you can join us a moontower, will you? Yeah? Yes, if I can, I will for twenty and if you and we can't wait for you to come. We watched the season with us

for the Bachelorette. Yeah, I can't wait. I'm really excited. It's a great podcast. Voice, great podcast, got a grateful I'm just got better him. Neil Lane Lane, Rob, you did it again. It's such a true great having young Debbie. Yeah, I mean she's a really great a. Joe Rookie of the Year full votes, told them a pistol. Yeah, your summer Rentala Lacey, Joe g at Lacy, Joe, Ari and Laurence conversation while watching the finale together. Wow, that's crazy,

that's insane. I don't love that. How good? Okay Courtney at Kessie you Uh? I love that Becca still wore waterproof I make up even though she was expecting a happy date with Ari. It's like subconsciously she knew he was the worst true story. Um, well this is too top isn't two first, it's a two fur at Vitamin G no joke, Ari's a dick at Vitamin G via Lacey Joe a needle dick? Yes, yes at Trixie Firecracker.

Oh chy amne I love hers? I am assuming The shocking part of this already done on the Bachelor twist is that Ari won't leave. Who staves around this long after dumping somebody? Yes? Um at jazz at Jazz Ben's when the head of the rose fell off after the engagement bad fuck omens? Yeah, so true? All right, that's it. Wait, I have one where I want to put in and when this was just somebody treated me which made me so happy, when Dicky had a fun one that I

that I did diggy from last season. Here's when at Kayla Nicolette said, as soon as I realized that there are two more hours of the Badge for tomorrow, I got really concerned for Arden Marine. We need to make sure that she still has enough time in the day for her auditions. And Ryan Patrick Green replied, I'm sure she is recovering with her waited blanket until Katie hits the record button and she jumps out from under it

like a Reese's Monkey. Okay, and then we have Diggie, but he didn't do it at us like that, Sorr is apologizing like he's the assistant manager and not her fiance. Alright, So for our final two, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, do we like the Rose? Okay? So at Jazz bends when the head of the Rose fell off after the engagement, bad fucking omen and can I do the person replying

I'm sure Ryan Patrick Green at RP. Green Machine, I'm sure Ardent's recovering with her way to blanket till Katie hits the record button and she jumps out from under it like a Reese's Monkey. Well, it's popular to my heart, So I'm gonna say Reese's Monkey, Yeah, option Jo Magic Green, Um, Okay, that's exactly what did happen. Thank you all for listening. Like us on iTunes, like us on Twitter. We have our just a reminder, we have our new website up, which is where you'll be able to find us next

season www. Dot Rose podcast dot com, as well as Spotify and iTunes and all the other jams and UM, let me just say, I texted myself. I texted myself. Here's we got some reviews. This was on um iTunes. You know what I feel like, this was a fair review. We got one four star review. Good listen by eight V. I really enjoyed this recap and they get amazing guests. My only complaint is sometimes they are bits and jokes gone too long. But I just passed forward through those

and I think that's a fair note. I don't think I'm we're gonna do anything about it, but I respected, um, should we cut that out? Let's cut that out? You like get Dolphins? Okay, Ashley and then number five five stars from Coast Ashley Eyes cries face from laughing so hard. I'm sitting at my cubicle with tears streaming down my face and putting puffing from my inhaler. As the pod Squad elaborates on Stosse's magnificent description of Chris Harrison Um

approaching the Winter Games House. This podcast is so outalious, rageously funny that when I lifted, I'm constantly checking my surroundings to make sure no one thinks I'm having a seizure. Or that my boyfriend just dumped me via g chat. Fifteen and a half stars Bring Back Bryan Sofie, Right, okay, wait, and then I'm just gonna read one. Email email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com. Um, all right, I'll just pick one. We're here, we go, Here we go. Well,

this is the one. This is from Mackenzie Van England, hi Art and et cetera. Thanks for a great podcast. You guys always make me laugh with your wacky energy and hilarious take on the show. Have gotten me through some tough times. Two pieces of bachelor dirt you might find am using. I'm no Lorie level Bachelor historian, but

bear with me. Before he was a bachelor, Ari in an Airbnb Scottsdale in his page still up and apparently Ari's x apparently auditioned for the season of The Bachelor because she thought Peter was going to be the Bachelor. Can't wait to hear your take on the finale. I miss you guys when the Bachelors over. Here's the airbnb. You guys, we really did it another. Here's the photos. This is this was his house. Oh my god, remember that we saw that when I love that? Guys, remember

we saw that. I want to rent it and destroy it to twenty five a month. They love Ari as a host. Um, that's we'll do. We'll all rented it and then we won't get out. It's called contemporary Scottsdale Condo two and two. If you guys low burned pranks, If you guys are get ready. There's anything you want to say before we get to the Bachelor. There's one. There's gonna be one more episode coming out tomorrow. Don't forget see you soon for the Bachelorette. Oh my god,

I can't wait. Okay, wait, oh my god, Devid, Devid, Debbie Ryan, Rookie of the Year. Here we go saying it. If you know it, I blame my chord. I need a better chord. I'm sorry. There, we all hold it, hold it. It's on the ground. Run. I meant to give it to Lauren. Get the rules I should I meant to give the other room. Wait a minute, do I have to give a ruse one I want? I want to Rose. I'm losing a chance at the other girl I wanted to. I have to give the rules so to mine