"Disingenuinity!" With Lauren Lapkus

Cone Club Club. Such a pro u the Cone Club. It's me and is this mystery lady and Brian Sofie and we have dinner once a month. It's going to take place tomorrow night. It's going well so far, it is. We're you know what, We're all reliable. We're all you'd think for like a little clowns were actually very reliable. Clowns are clowning school. It's like you better be on time and you better have brought your balls and your fake noses. But that I mean, it's only men invited.

Just kidding, okay, So we have with us a woman who's done this podcast many times, who delights me. You might know her. I have to say, you are so wonderful this season on Crashing. You might know her from Orange is the New Black. You might know her from her like her eighteen thousand podcast, Miss Lauren love Gesto. I just did Raised by TV with Oh my God, it was so fun, had a great time. We had

the best time. Gavirison. I were just talking about it and how like you're the ideal guest because you have tons to say. Oh my god, I had so much. I'll come to any arrow with you. Yeah. Okay, if you guys haven't heard her podcast, Raised by TV is on ear well, if it's fantastic people you get to talk about basically, if if you were like me and you didn't have a babysitter that you just plumped to in front of the television and stuff like that. Yeah.

So we just like deep dive on the eighties and nineties and sometimes seventies TV and commercials and stupid Ship we remember and childhood and sometimes we have guests on and they tell us all about their childhood. You have I think one of the cutest photos I've ever seen on Instagram recently, was you went to a reproduction of What You Can Tell Everybody? Wait, what are you thinking it was when you went they when they built the diner?

Oh yeah, say by the Max. Yeah? Um, I thought you were talking about my lame childhood photo that I posted with the writer strong episode. So that's what I was going. So I got totally confused. Say by the Max is a pop up in l A that is say by the Belt, it's the Max. It's up, yes, and they're actually extending it. They're extending it, and I bet you could get in because they're kind of doing special reservations and stuff. I'll put it in good would.

So it's the coolest place ever. It's like down to the little teeny little details are all spot on. It's so fun that this is gonna sound so gross. I got to be on an episode of Friends and like, what why? It was the last It was the last season I did the episode I played the maid that stole Monik Jean Remember that? Oh my god? That was It was like me and Sean Penn. We filmed it right after nine eleven, so we had to do like we had to do so many hot buzzwords happened? What

was that? What was the thing that the white powder that people kept sending to actually did do? Anthrax Tirls or Warder Brothers. It was like me and Sean pendering Anthrax trills and I remember being backstage, but it was literally there, like I think they were like their fifth to last episode. I was there, eight hundred guests. It is me and Sean Penn. Who are you going to talk to if you're a friend, Yeah, right right now where you're alone. Matthew Perry was nice to me, but

Sean Penn was like terrified behind the screen. But it was the reason I bring it up was because I was such a fan of that show to actually walk into Monica's apartment and be on the set of like Holy sh It, and like I got to climb around their counters. I was like, I'm in their fault. That's so weird. I feel that so weird. I did some episodes of The Thing Bang Theory, and it felt I had the same feeling of being I'm in it now,

I'm in the show. I'm in there. It's like very hard to wrap your head around because that didn't happen in life. That you watch something and you're in the thing. It's as if you got to enter TV. Yeah, very very weird. Okay to my right as a woman who just delights me, who I feel I already felt close to because we text so late, so many, so many nights a week. But I can't even there we go.

But I just went through twenty six sixteen, twenty six hours, sixteen episodes a Bachelor in Paradise, Australia with her, and it was such a wonderful thing. I feel so close to you right now, miss An. I went to you guys in this life raised by TV and Austin. I sat in the crowd. Did you enjoy yourself? I did? I was, I was everyone. I'd be like, you know, I'm actually friends with Art. I kept to myself, Oh my god, we had such a good time. That was a great episode. Ed and a woman who I was

worried about this week. I was worried about her because fans kept tweeting us, and I'm glad it was dressed on our television. But we all know that Katie loves Colton and and the fans got very sassy of like Katy love Colton. He dated d And I was like, I don't know what's going on, but I just know that all I know is Colton as a dog, and Colton works with kids and like has a charity event.

Well but now but yeah, but now but now, And Katie's in love with Colton, and I got worried about you because because he might be a piece of ship. Yet tonight we got to that we got don't think so I'm gonna look at that guarantee suck. Okay, And part of it is because he was like, I shouldn't have went here, and I was like, year out, I should the grammar so all over the I shouldn't have

went here, engine, engine annuity. There's so much going wrong, and this overall before we get going, because that's a big one that we're gonna get to. That's a big one. We're gonna we have a big stop on the train. Is we have a big Colt and stop on the train before we get started. How are you feeling overall about the season, about about Becca as a bachelorette? Talk to me, Laura. Okay, here's the thing. I was pretty disappointed that she was made the bachelorette. Okay, partly because

I think it's really, really unhealthy. She just was engaged. I mean on TV. She did all of this months ago, and then within months she's trying to get engage again with Its just it's too much, it's too fast, it's too much on TV. There's too much. That's not first of all, those engagements never work anyway. So it's like, you just got fucked by the system. You're gonna do it again. I don't really like that, you know what,

That's a really good point. Yeah. I was just right on board, like our here, let's do the Oh my god, can we talk about We didn't talk about that last week. Anna, they let's do the damn thing. It's like nobody in America said that as a catchphrase, and they are just shoving. It's like they really are. I'm like, I don't need I don't need her to have a catchphrase. I just want to see people talk to each other, get to know each other, and date. I don't need one of

them to have a catchphrase. I don't need them to be a sitcom character. If there's a catchphrase that I wanted to be, like Getty up. Yeah, yeah, oh my god, I'm so glad he's not there. We don't have a wob boom. We have some other characters, don't I don't know if she's going to find love out of this crew. She says it herself a lot. Yeah, it feels she feels kind of hopeless, And I mean I would too with all the options and what you're just coming out of.

It's also bad, but like, I don't know, I feel like they're not connecting with her in a real way yet. It's really really superficial so far. She loves a jock. She loves a wide smile. There's a lot of wide smiling jock that date her first date, who is lovely that guy and then the demon who got the front runner rose last week. They all have a wide smile. Katie, What do you have to say? What's going to say? I think there's one guy who Blake, Yeah, which he was.

We're not there. I think a hard time with names at the stage. We all do. That's why I have the computer. I actually bring it up because I don't know who's you. I've been painting. Here's the thing, guys, there's a reason they have professionals. I got cheap. I bought a house. I was like, I'm too cheap to put up wallpaper. I'm gonna stencil it, so I bought a stencil on Etsy. I tried to get a profess to do it. They wanted. So I'm doing it not

quite precise, but I might be ruining my walls. Guys, well, it could be really cute if it's not precise. And also we'll always paint over it. That's the thing. So it's like, that's not that big of a My mom, Jenna Marina a little comptrom real estate for all your summer rental needs. She talked me into it. She texted me. She goes art and idiots across America are stenciling pineapples on everything. You can do this, which I appreciate. She has to look good from the periphiles. No one's really

staring at you. You know what, if you're looking at it that much, then there dicks. Okay, here we go. Look always why smiles. Oh my god, I am the worst. Chris Harris Harrison. I'm still waiting for the Chris Harrison season. I will say it forever. Alex Blake, they all have a wide smile screen. Yeah, here you go. You can even have at it. Okay, So here we go. We're starting out, she's biking around Venice. We're in Los Angeles. It's not even close to Hidden Hills where she's staying.

But she she was like, can we just discuss the fact that the mansion is looking real run down? Like they had shots of the guys like standing on the balcony. I was like, they didn't even patch the paint. It's also weird that it's not a new mansion every once in a while, Like, it's weird that it is just one place that seems gross to me. I like that they staged it last time. Oh that's funny. I did enjoy that as much as I didn't enjoy I felt like Rachel hogged all the airtime last week. Yeah, I know.

So now I'm distracted. Now I can't talk to you. Why wait because of what? Because of that? The guys? Because I'm distracted. Yeah, I know, I'm looking at these guys. There's not a wide Okay, wait, look at the help. I don't. Everyone looks how they look, and everyone's great, But with these two guys next to each other, his eyes are so wide and his eyes are so close. So you knew that because I've looked at those two together a joke like they went like, here's what your

eyes could look like. Here's also what they could like look like. And then here's a normal Yeah, Garrett has shark guys. Yeah, and his eyes are on both sides of his head. He can get you from any side. We know he's not a good guy. He's he's a bad guy. Yeah, okay, so here we go. So there she's biking to Venice. She's like, I just need to chill out there. They're really trying to play out like, hey, I just need to take it easy. Who cares that? I just got really screwed over. And I also was like,

that's not her bike, that's not where she lived. I was just like, what is this? Like, yeah, I'm just chilling. It was driving me crazy. They try to make it look so natural. It was because also we know that she's staying about like an hour and forty minute car ride from where she was Venice. I think they just wanted to make it look cool and make her look care free. Like where does she live though? Because she

lives in Minnesota. For some reason, I thought they were saying her like apartment that she was staying it was in Venice or something. No, the taxidermists lived in Venice. But where do they stay? They stay in a hotel, right, they stay. There's like I think it's like a four seasons that has like little huts that are at deep in Calabasas. There's a four Seasons. I know because I filmed. I did a suburgatory. I started at it where I

played the waitress. Guys, pretty big deal and uh and so they it's like a country club, like golf club. Four seasons. It's not that popular, and so I'm gonna guess it's probably cheaper than your average four seasons. I mean that would suck though, Oh yeah, I mean I'm sure it'd be cool for like a month. Yeah, but I mean then you start to go a little stir crazy. You're by yourself, you don't have your phone or anything. It's oh yeah yeah, um so then the mansion's looking crumbly.

She loves a wide, wide smiled frat boy. She decides to take her first group to settle Back Ranch and she's like, it's a cool thing, Dad, I got spoiled in my first one. Here's a racket tuxedos. And then she's like, we're not going to stay clean. It was another fucking if they're never popular the obstacle race you guys. I hate that. I was getting really mad because I was like, this isn't it says? This proves nothing about

who you will like. It's like even if they cheat or they don't cheat, or they're really strong or whatever, it's like, none of that does anything for me in terms of someone I'm gonna marry. I would want to talk to these people. We get nothing from this experience. It was like the same one they did last year. But like the guys last year got like like Ashton Kutcher and Melikoonas and they got like Rachel and Broun. I know. I was like, why are they here? I

forgot they were even together. To me, ever, I see also when I see Rachel and Brian, I'm like, oh my god, there's been two couples that just came out in a row that no one's excited about. Oh it's Rachel, Yeah, because like you should have picked Peter, did Rachel? And you have to be over your X? Are you over your X? Back on She's like, yep, it's not like for him, she just got dumped on TV. She's not

There's no chance she's over that. No, and and she and I don't think Rachel's over Peter because she's still bringing it up. And like Brian even did a thing it was like you better be over your ex renferencing. He goes, oh the other guy. It's like, guys, i't e time Ari Oh I think he. I think if you watched back, it was a slight thing of like, there's the other guy. You better make sure he's out of your system. I didn't not pick up on that.

I wish we could watch this with like a behavioral therapists just in the corner as a little pop up. So this is really on how thing, what's happened? She used to flick, Oh my god, you're absolutely really good ideas, a really good idea. If there's behavioral therapists that like our analysts that listen, can you please hit us up? Yeah, Rose podcast and going on with these people. So then they do they do. But it's funny that these things are always so nineteen fifties. Like last year it was

like vacuuming and swaddling the baby. This year the ball and Chaine and told, you know, and then the guy's keeping like this is what a marriage is like, you know, you start with a ball and chain, you're trying to get to the hard parts. When you climb to the end and you kiss her, Oh my god, are you talking about? And this is where we read a girlfriend. This is where we learned that our Lincoln log are

I remember? I forgot completely. I was like watching last Night episode, I was like, he does like why he is not British, He's simply not British. God, where do you think he's from anywhere? It was just like his accent was not consist in and then like it would be like weird British. Sometimes I just don't think he is. My friend said the exact same thing. She was like, his accent doesn't sound real. Are you serious? I'm not.

I'm not super weird. I think I say he's Nigergeria, but it doesn't make it clear when he came to America and how he would have gotten that accent. Yeah, oh my god, because he was British city in Nigeria. Like I don't get it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. We have to look at maybe anybody was

a Nigerian accent. Will you please email us and let us know this is what you sound like if you if you've moved from Nigeria to the United States, is this would sound British though I know well that I thought he was saying he was British, So now I'm even more confused. He lived in England for a bit. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Well, someone made a comment like that on the show and she was like, in the before you start to talk like that, was like, shut up.

I hate that guys so much. I love him. I love him. Jordan's I loved I of Jordan is my favorite contestant ever game. He's my boo. Shut up. I love Jordan's so I truly, I'm like, I'm like praising the heavens for Jordan. Here's what I need to say about George. Wait wait wait wait, okay here wait wait, we gotta go for Lincoln. Lugs. Watching Lincoln, I actually thought he's crazy enough to shoot on the floor. I know the way he literally had tears streaming down his

face about a xerox fucking picture that got wet. Where they will give you another one, Like okay, that's the

thing they start, so they start there. If you're just a listener, they do this they have to do like the ball and chain and da da da da da, and like then they have to ice themselves with a little sand like the top the sounds of time like a garbage canful of water, and they have to like I only love how the football player was like Clay, like text of that Clay is the only one of the only legitimate athletes they've ever had on and he's, yeah, he's like a good he's a good athlete. Um, we're

not good at chatting though. We did. They film this probably like early just probably February March. Okay. Then he because whatever team was on probably didn't make it to the playoffs, would have been done. We were trying to figure that out. So he so so to play just was like a cool cucumber and lank and logs cheated and then shoved somebody and was so cray. And then they had to get like the ring out of the

cake and not use your hands. And Rachel goes because if you're good with your hands, if you thought you were good with your hands, because it's what that mouth do, and I just like, oh my god, I don't want to think about Brian going down. I got the ring of oh my god, give it a disgusting. It was offensive, it was very I was also like, yeah, yeah, you're trying to marry her and you're gonna be thinking she's a fucking drag immediately, Like this is so crazy. They

do this every year. It's like, get the hair clog out of the sink, guys, because love ladies, their extensions are gonna fall in umiliated by all that we do. So then they show up, they've got a cocktail party Lincoln Win. They get a photo where they're like, it's actually was a cute photo. She's very photogenic. Yeah, he like cute. So she shows up, she's got a sexy little red jumpsuit on. She's well, that was a very very sexy out she looks good. She's like, I think

they're styling her. Well, her outfits are and they're unique. Yeah, a boring gown and I feel like they sexed her up because I felt like on Ari season she was a little more Minnesota and I feel like she's still herself, but she's been put through the TV machine. Well yeah, because she was only bringing her own stuff at that point. Yes, the stylist, you want me to start thinking about that, but they did a good job with her. I feel like they got her right. That was a good jumpsuit.

So then they get she goes over and she gets okay, here we go that she gives Lincoln the wedding photo in the frame and he pulls her in for the grossest god, oh my god, that screaming. It was Anna, what did you think of that kiss? I can't stand Lincoln. I don't even I just can't. What do you think about Lincoln? I think he's potentially like a sociopath on some level because of that weird like me and my future. Oh yeah, yeah, just like okay, you need to chill.

It was really weird. And then the tears felt really manufactured, because like if they're not, I don't know what to do with you. So he brings that, he brings this, he's get this picture after he has the world's grossest kiss, and he brings it back and he puts it in the middle of these guys and there's like really a big tool about it. No, the guy shouldn't have thrown

it in the pool. But they did say, like hey man, as they could notice said the word dangle more, Oh my god, dangle and give dangling in front of us. He's dangle. Yeah. They kept putting it like so they're like, can you of it? He did ask him like ten times and then but like and Lincoln was crazy. He kept kissing the photo. Yeah, it was just he cared way too much about the picture. And then when it was gone, he was like, you don't understand. That was

literally a photo of my woman with me. And I was wearing a muddy talks and I was like, what are you listen to yourself? That doesn't matter. You experienced it, it's gonna be on TV. You can get a picture again. Like, it's all just so stupid. He had it for an hour anyway, It's like and then he cried and then sobbing, I mean, and then tattled and then tattled. There's too much of that stuff going on. The tattle, yeah, Chris. When Chris is like, he's not here for the right reasons.

No one's here for the right reasons. Man, don't talk to her about that stuff. And actually that's what your guy did wrong too. What's his name, Connor Colton? He was he shouldn't have told her the tis yet. In my opinion, I think he should have gotten to know her and see if there's a connection, and then if he really felt that be like, hey, I wanted to tell you this before, but I don't want to only think of me being this Tia person. But I think if we think about the time, well, okay, let's talk

about it. Here's the thing. I think this might have been like February, like he just I think because he was he goes. I think he just bone. He didn't bone apparently, well whatever, just sixty virgin last week being a virgin, which how can you look like that and be a virgin? What if they just edited out him saying born again like I'm erasing. They might have because there's been born again virgions on this show. Sean yeah, Sean yeah. And then they're bringing Tia onto the show,

which which is so good. It's like so apparently because I host a bachelor at show, people, so allegedly he's lit into her d M tis d M No again, this is all hearsay. This is all probably like Life and Style magazine, but like he slid into her d M s. He paid to fly her to Colorado for a weekend. Colton, I think, oh, yeah, Kate is available. We don't care not available anywhere, and don't be there at the end. I don't really like to go to Hawaii. So he so apparently like so if you think about it,

had just happened. So then he apparently he heard that from what I gathered last night when it was airing, I think he thought Tia was going to be the Bachelorette because she was saying that her concern was that Colton thought he was going to be the bachelorrette and was disappointed that it was My god, you know how they I think they picked two women that are like the finalists, and they have different pools of guys, like

who do you want? Like? And I think he may have like corded Tia because I think we all thought it was gonna be Tia because Becca was engaged, so it was probably if Becca hadn't been broken up with on TV, was probably gonna be Tia. Maybe they'll give her a chance next season. She'd be good. Yeah, I'd be interested in that. She'll definitely go to Paradise. So so he so so apparently I think he thought he

was going to be it. He flew to Colorado, and then it turns out Becca's it, and then he ghosts Tia apparently, and then he's saying, we just didn't have enough time. It's like, because you broke up with her because you went to go to the batch, because you went to go do the Bachelor at he might be a bad guy. Speech was lame and yeah, full of errors.

That just to me, that's why I would have started crying because she was like, oh my god, I'm really worried about, like why you're here, when I would be like, oh, you're done, Like I just can't. I've already done that where I taught someone the difference between went and gone and like, I can't have you could you date somebody who said I can't believe I went here, Like I shouldn't have went there. You dated somebody who said that? And then I taught him how to say gone, how

did you bring it up? How did you do that's wrong? You got to say gone, that's not how you use it, And then every time it came up, I would dis correct it until it became that he understood which one you're supposed to use. Really, I'm sorry, but that drives me. It's undateable. And and what if you were like in a setting where he said it and oh my god, I had to cheat something. They had to say ben affleck, how are they saying that a fleck? It's not a

flat creep creep with creep. Oh yeah, it's flex Okay. So then so then Lincoln, Oh my god, we didn't say this after he kisses Becca. This quote kissing Becca is like flowing to the moon on the wings of a pegasus while dancing with unicorns on a pot of gold. That's not what a woman wants to hear. That sounds like hell. And also, there's no way that kiss was that after that obstcle chorus that you stumbled in your

is his fat like smashed into each other like. It wasn't like a romantic kiss built out of a moment. It was like what you want. At the end, she was just like waiting. God, she's a good sport about it, she is. But god, wait, wait, there was another kiss that was really like Okay, she then she's kissed a lot of them, yeah, kind and she sorry, I know we're king in. Ok here we go. I know. I know what you're about to say, I know where you're about to say, I know where you're about Okay. So

then so then he keeps talking to the picture. They throw the photo off the balcony, and then she goes and talks to Jean Blanc and they have a good conversation. I like him. I like he's a Cologna store. I like him too though, he's a Cologna store. And he got the he got the rose for the date and they had a good conversation and they were cute. Yeah I don't I don't really remember that moment. So I

remember thinking he was impressed with him. I thought he was very sweet and genuine, and I thought they had a good connection. Yeah, I don't really remember him. There you go, a Puma. I don't really remember because nothing direct happens conversation, which is kind of actually what I really want out of the whole show and we'll never get, but like, I really just want to watch them talk to each other and get to know each other and

like hear what their opinions are. Things. I don't know, if you're gonna marry someone could be helpful, you know what. That Connor guy being like this is not who I am. I was like, bro, you're that's totally about when Jordan was like I'm not trying to get attention, but I'm just wearing underwork. I was like, shut who he is? I think, Yeah, I didn't see it, but I don't believe. So I did enjoy Jordan's Jordan's I enjoy him in that. I feel like like last year we got Wa Boom who.

People are so savvy. Now there's like TV has been around for so long. There's so much social Like you know, you can get Instagram followers if you go. I feel like this guy probably is here for the wrong reasons. But like, while what Boom felt like an actor who had failed and like with doing this to have this catchphrase or whatever, this guy actually seems mentally ill in a fun way. Like I think he's like legitimately actually off his rock. Yeah, he definitely says things that that

are just ridiculous. I mean he had that one moment where he was like, I challenge, if we took an i Q toast possible, would a score higher than you would expect, higher than your average male models. That's like setting the bar so reasonably, I would get a score higher than your average male model, Like I can't. I would imagine you would say to someone that you were trying to intimidate like if we took an i Q test, I would be our score than No, I'm gonna be.

I'm gonna be. I'm not smart enough to think about how high I could go. I just know be smarter than your average mail. Okay, so he goes. So when when um Lincoln log starts crying, Jordan's says this, which I really enjoyed. He's a cry guy. He's the first cryer. Like its question right now, like you gonna that's crazy? I mean, so I agree with somebody. I gotta say, that's a great He's he's a little bit crazy, but he's but he's right, and maybe he's turning on the

crazy at certain points to really get some attention. Oh my god, he's incredible. Do you think the show made her keep him or you think for sure? I think it's too he's too exciting, so much of a face of professionalism. Yeah, oh my god, this is a mammoth cologne. This is actually you know what drove me crazy about them throwing that frame was glass in the pool me too. Later, you are going to have glass in your foot. It's probably a fucking plastic Yeah, I know, I think I

did at it. You're right, I think they did at that with that glass audio is a little too loud, like pin point, like the glass window was a little too sound effects. They went to Ikia and yeah, I'm sure, I fee like they're probably gonna throw this. They knew what you're right, right, they knew right, they get wrong. They did know that smect And then Jordan's said, she's

showing ingenuity in genuine engine, genuineity in genuininity. Dude, I mean, just slowdown, and what are you marking out to write it? See if I can say I tried to write it in in genuuinity? Okay, So then so then she has her first state since her engagement got broken off with Blake. I like him, I love I loved this date. Can

we go to one of these asis? By the way, I would love to go do this activity, but I felt that it should have been the first episode watching her get ready to do the show and then over it for real? Where are these? Because I have anger problems. I gotta tell you. It looks so if you're if you've now, if you're not watching at home, they pull up, they go there and some they take this limo. She's with sweet Blake, another wide mouth, clean cut guy. He's

adorable and he's actually is normal, like a nice guy. Um. So they drive to some like warehouse area and they pull up and there's Chris Harrison with a sledgehammer, which I never needed. He didn't. He never looks manly. And then so they have to put out They have to wear like a onesie like eye mask and a sledgehammer, and they go into this warehouse and it's filled with Ari's race car, like ten TVs showing her proposal. That

was smart, the proposal proposal on TV moment. I would love to, like me, I would love to smash that, like not yes, because you're just probably seeing that all the time on TV and magazines, like having to live it again and again. In the couch that he broke up. I mean, I feel like they actually thought this out, well, the couch that that she'd gotten broke, that she went and got broken up, gone gone broken up. Imagine if someone set that up for you with some moment from

your life, all these things from your life. I feels so weird. Well, and and do you even have the video of it on like fifteen screens? Like if if the car or the couch wasn't going to push the button. There's no way you can't see over and over your happy engagement fifteen times. I mean, although I was watching that going like this is why America is like so disgusting. We're just we build places to break them, like please bring in twenty beautiful TVs so I can smash them

because it's like a little crazy. But it was so I gotta say welcome. I had a little job like do you think he wanted to kill himself? I mean how much. I also love that he had a Bachelor music slide off, like one thing that just like losing street cred by the second, I got like, not worth it, not worth they went not worth it a huge I got it. Yeah, I'm sure they're like that, Oh thank you,

Oh my god, I love your word. I feel like I need to know the number he was paid and to accept it as I feel, Yeah, it was not enough. I feel that's not enough. No, I'm going to say, and I still think that's low. I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree with you. Um, I mean, but that date looks so cathary. I can't imagine having that set up with somebody who like something that cheated on you, like whoever, like legitimately got under your skin in a way that when you think about them, you're

still mad at them. That would be so fun. It would be so That was I'm gonna say, one of the best dates the Bachelors ever had. I agree it was fun to watch too. It was fun to watch. I would go do that with you, Katie. It was like, for real, like that, let's find one because I've always wanted to do one. I'm sure I just want to like destroy everything. I would like to do that too. I'd how much it costs, because you're destroying like things that are it's probably not new stuff you probably get

to go. It's probably like an old maybe it's like a car that's been in a demo dirt or like a TV. Yeah yeah, yeah, but it'd still be so satisfying. She looked great in her jump. She looked perfectly tailored to her body, was like a metal belts like silver buckle. It made me like it reminded me of her humanity, like I just like her doing that, I felt, but I didn't feel like she's been sort of having to be perfect, like oh, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, man,

then you can see her being sort of timid. Oh my god, I'm not really and like you could see she was beating the ship stuff, and I mean, god, I would feel so happy to beat the ship out of ari stuff like that happen to her a viewer, Oh my god. So, oh my god, they should have put some on of uh Laura, you know of who is the one Lauren Laura and who he ended up taking. Oh my god, that would have been fun too. Oh my gosh, should have kept showing the scene when he

just goes. I just feel like the longer that we had my out, it's ruining my getting back together. So this engagement is ruining your chances and dating and we're hanging out. You really were talking about like I can't tuck my old girlfriend now that I'm engaged to you, Like it's ruined the chances. I'm still gonna try. I'm still gonna try, but she might say every day it's getting a little weirder than I want to reach out to her. And I've had fun hanging out with you.

It's really fun to hanging out and planning our wedding. So then they go, so then they then they went out a date and they did some trauma bonding of like, oh I got sucked over too, and he lost me a little bit when he said I read my girlfriend's texts like he did read her phone and she was about to dump him here and then I thought he was kind of like a bit of a boot lad for a few months. And she feels like he's like

he gets a nice guide a lot. You know. Yeah, obviously that really broke my heart when I saw those texts. It's like shut like you read her row, you rode her. I love the friend him, yet has the breakup? Is he crying? What's going on? How many cheers I heard? He's a real pus? How many times I mean to be like a booo? Its like like I've been Oh my god, I feel like I've accidentally been that friend text me a little earlier, you know, I whenever I'm gonna do like their weight until for sure time or

just checking a Mike what's up? Yeah, I was born to be the friend that check. There's every part of my being like love my bad, I'm so sorry. Go to the surprise co It's like, what's surprise? You know, the really good one where your heart is broken. H. So then they put this is where you were referencing, Katie. They go outside and she basically pulls him in for a kissing. She makes him all kiss her. Oh, I know that's look a little bit horny to me, but

I didn't know. I felt like it was horny. I was like, yeah, because because he wanted to be more aggressive. She wanted him to because Ari was a good wall kiss her. I think she wanted him to take charge a little more. Yeah, And I did feel like that was a good setting for a kiss because it's like kind of outside and because a real date for a second, the hot it was a hot and horny wall yet it was a bone I liked it too. I like I wanted him to be a little more confident, but

I liked it too. But it felt like a real like she felt desired, like she was feeling it. Katie. No, I thought. I thought universal she's been a pretty aggressive kisser, like she's going for it, she's like grabbing them. But that one, it's like, it felt very real. It felt like she actually wanted him like. It kind of reminded me of um it was Caitlin and Nick and she. I mean they were basically getting it on. It's like whatever.

But also and they were too cool. They were like good kissers too, not like Lincoln, who was like, I'm just going so fast and just shoving my tongue. I mean, I think Caitlin looks like her. I think she's never been able to She and Nick had more chemistry than anybody's ever had on that show, and I think she and Sean I've never recovered. I think she's suffering a little bit from fame. I feel that she's changing her her looks too much. She was the cutest bachelor they

ever had. Every ad on a person can get. She's doing that's a little bit upset. I feel like she was. She was my favorite bachelorette because she was sparkly and could not yea fun and I feel like her light is dimming as more stuff is going on. I'm worried about her. I know, get your lips down, it's okay, Yeah, I have to say, it's the lips. I know, lips

are popular now they are. It's really hard, and I think in this bachelor world, it can be very hard to stay true to yourself after you've gotten this like sudden burst of fame, and maybe she really likes it and that's fine, but she was so good for that's my opinion. I agreed, she can do whatever she wants. Anna. She's so thin now I know she I want to let's go get tacos. She's tiny and she was tiny on the show. But it's like, but it's like you, I want her to I want because she had such

a life force and she was so like wild. I want her to be wild. You guys see the ads oh my god, Ocean Day, Yes, the oceans because they were like, Okay, I don't know any of the character's names, and that's why I hated these ads. I guess I'm the Daisy cripkey of the bunch because I'm like, who is that now we're talking about no one knows the character name, but we haven't seen the film. The film is not I would be key called mcgilli cutting because I like to wear hats with birds on, cheers, bottoms

up rose all day, Am I right, lady? And they let Ashley I in because now she's with Jared, I know, like she's established. Yeah, I can't how did they get desert to come out? I didn't watch the ball poet. I don't wait. It was like the bulls fly in the air, don't they go up so high? What was that? What was desert? The guy she picked, I didn't watch her. He is a poet who writes about base I can't, I can't come up. And they marry Josh. I can't

remember who should get married? Andy pre who she married? Did they actually get married? I don't know. I think she had a different last name. I want to say that, let it catch it in your midst. I'd rather have somebody. I'd rather have somebody say, went and gone round to be a baseball poet. No, no, no no, that was humiliating. Chris Siegfried, Is that right? Show me a picture? I don't know or the final final? If I saw him, I would know. So then they go, we're looking this up.

They go on a group date. Did you find one is based poet? Oh? Yeah, there's poems on. Can you like that? Might be I might rather marry an assassin. Well, because at that point you're you're marrying a fourth grader, a boy who writes poems, and somebody who's like, let me see that guy. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they kind of like a baseball poety looks like he'd love baseball but have a little artsy side. Yeah, I'm sure he's really fun. He's really fun. Things are so good. I'm

crazy busy, guys. These are just so good, crazy business for not another book. I'm self published, publish just so good. It was publishing my It's on my Red Sox edition and the Queen Wall, Big Monster, Green Monster, Fenway, Fenway, bab Ball, Frank's Ballparks Balls in the Whole Tea Bagging Tan Fantasy Suite. It's a book called Diamonds and Hearts, a poetic memoir. It's on Kindle, okay, it could be self published. Diamond It Hearts a poetic memoir. It's a

memoir of poetry. It's an amore, but it's written with poetry, and it's a poetry memoir. Already, here's one of the observations to sit and listen. Oh wait, no, this is not about yeah, it's gotta baseball ones. Because it was a mixture of diamond and love poems. That's the worst. That's everything about that is like it's like that's like the opposite of like, oh it makes me all like Randy co write a poem that could be like sexually cool to me, like it was a really nicely written poem.

Hard but I'm not into I like poetry, but that is not going to do it for me. A little too simple, Anna, did you find one? I can't find you about baseball, but these poems are too soon, too hard? Look at quick? Can I say? This is smile? You smile? I look, you notice it's great? What is that the whole poem? I smile you look. Connection we've made? I can't wait a minute. It Ryan that again. I need to hear that again. I smile you look, connections, connection

we've made. I can't I know it is real. Connection I feel comes only but once in a while, I can't for you with me is all I can see. Please smile at me for a while. Rhyme and Ryan read my two year old nephew, Ryan, that was that said exactly that though not pum I've ever heard, I actually wrote better poems in middle school. It sounds like a children's book. You can't write that and then post that anywhere. I can't even be like a joke. It's just it's really had just write children's book, and and

what did you find? It's just more. It's just more absurd more please okay this one, um, this one's hesitation. No more. I can't m I step out of the limo. You standing there, beautiful in that dress. No. I lost my breath for that moment, then thought getting down on one knee would be best. No, it's about the Bachelor. I can't go. Literally, made to god, that is the worst for my feelings for you were building in real

the skeptic in me to be found nowhere. Wow, that's not a poem that you are not done writing it, Katie. Do you want us to hold for you or do it? Okay? So then they go that's the worst poem I've ever heard in my life. So then they go on a group date and they do dodgeball and those kid actors those fun can we Lord, all you're gonna do is hit with all your might. It was like, get out of her precocious children. Yeah, are a bit of a bummer. I do fear that one day I will have a

child actor baby that I can't. You wouldn't do that. I've got to perform by me. You know, you wouldn't let had shots to go on the Bachelor. You wouldn't know if I would not let them do the batchelor, they have to only do legit jobs. Would you actually let them child act? I don't. I don't want to. But I'm saying if they were good, and really it's hard in Atlanta because they'd have classmates who are doing it,

I couldn't. I know, I know you can't, can't get right, I can't have a baby and no, no, no, not a baby baby. But like if they were like nine and they were like, I love this, No you can't just you know what may make them resent you and then they can kill it when they're seventeen. Yeah, seventeen is good, and then it'll be a whole other botoacs. But I'm not gonna let you have a kid act. You know. I think you're right. But my fear when I was watching and criticizing, like this will happen to

me for sure, that's what I want. I would have been had I been inappropriately watching this as a child, I would have been green, bright green with envy. And how do I get on the batchlor? I need to get on this needs to be me. Why is this not me? I don't know. It's scary, and then that whole game. I was just like, I don't know. I had a hard time. I want to say, hgt ball is kind of fun. Dodge ball is a fun game,

and I did even though I enjoyed Leo in it. Leo, we learned something fun about Leo this week again because people send me things, Leo. Here's a fun fact. Here's your Lincoln log of Leo. Leo as he's you know, he's a stunt man. He has two IMDb credits. One of them he was in a porn and he got stabbed last year in the porn. And then he has another IMDb credit called and I'm gonna guess this is also a porn. He is another IMDb credit called Come under My Umbrella. I I watched the trailer for the

Stabby one because I was curious. Some one on YouTube very easy to find. Also, when I googled at the full movie came up and I was like, what did you see? I watched the trailer and it looked so low budge, he's in it for like a second, Okay, but like it's apparently about a girl who like hooks up with dudes and then stabs them. We're talking about the Leo porn thing, so so a lot of plot holes, it feels like. And then we found out his real name is Leandro Leandro, Oh is that Leonardo or Lea

or maybe that's his like porn name is Leandrow. I don't think porn credits should be on I M that's surprised. I was surprised that they actually got porn. I AMDB. I feel like there should be there probably is porn, d B. Baby, it's only softcore, like it's not like, yes, it's like more of a movie, like a Red Shoe Diary. Yeah, I don't know that one, but I'll have to check

it out. Red Shoet Diary was a series that was on which David Dukovney I think did a bunch of that guy's a horny guys like he loves have to the wof he would kiss you, he gets the wall, he would kiss he gets the wall. Anyway, Okay, so then they I have to say the dodgeball game would kind of fun. Oh yeah, yeah, that was fun. I think like Fred Willard, they dusted off against again. I was like, dog Show made sense, Dog Show made sense.

Dodgeball not seeing the connection, they probably try to get Ben Stiller or something like right, right, that's absolutely right, and Fred Willard was like, I'm just jerking off in a movie theater. I can't let it. I can't forget that once these things happen, I cannot forget what. But I feel like this is a a gentlemanly way to jerk off. He didn't want to because his wife and so he couldn't figure out how to do it on the computer, how to do without the computer. So it's a gentlemanly

way to do it. So we went to the I agree. My feeling on that is, I know we'll let people jerk off at movie theater. I do think at a porn movie theater, that's what's happening. Go for it. Don't tell us who did it. They're not touching you, they're not doing anything. It's like they're watching. I didn't do anything. It's a film dedicated theater, dedicated to porn. So you're just jerking off in a movie theater. I don't want to know my man. Yeah no, I don't either. I

didn't want to know that. I think of him actual creature, which is not what I needed. Nobody does because he's so sweet, clear don't have nobody needs to know that. So then they give out a statue with balls on it. Oh yeah, and then, um, I did enjoy this statement by one of the guys who later got cut um boy, Becky's gut her is Alex beck has her ship together. I don't know, normally go after girls with their ship together. I enjoyed that. That was a really good caw. That

was one of the most Yeah. I actually felt like and I looked hearth that she doesn't her ship together. Yeah, and it didn't feel like something that was like being plugged into their ears. So it felt really real. It was his honest reaction on her outfit showing up. He's like she is on He knew that. He was like she was out of his leg. Yeah, you could tell that. Um. So then willis your friend. So An I went to college with Willis. I treamed into somebody on one of

these shows. He blew my mind. He's actually playing it really well. He's got a great voice. That's actually what I Remebmber. He was really chill. It was always a cool guy at the coffee he had. I loved his sort of Lady Jackets lady bomber that it was he he had on like the cool Asian bomber. Right, it was like it had the cool print. Yeah, I remembered what's his name? Rob said he looked like side show Bob because he got the hair. He's just got like shape.

The shape sides and then goes up. Okay, I don't even know if I remember this person. He is a cute African American gentleman with a satin bomber had the Harry Potter tattoo. The Harry Okay, remember that. Okay, so he's doing. I felt like he had a very sort of interaction. It's going to go far because he's very chill. He is a nice way about him. She really liked it. I think, does he have a good personality. I mean he always seemed chill. He worked at the same place.

He was just always like chilling. So she's actually actually he's being himself. He's the guy I think. So, yeah, that's cool that he's Yeah, he's very just low key and does his own thing. I was actually surprised to see on the show because I was like, I want to know, Yeah, appeared to be like trying overly hard all which I like, and I think that can work. Oh my god, if you were on this show, don't you feel like you'd be just immediately bye bye by people. Yeah,

it would turn into the show. Next yeah, next down to one of the first episode, marrying You. Yeah, about the ads for the proposal, I hadn't talked you about that? Oh my god, everything. No, I'm just so curious by the way they had. Christian, the virgin we ate the scallops, was one of the people I think that the ads wasn't she was. I feel like I saw a scallop virgins. She really wants to get married so she can have sex waiting for marriage. Yeah, is she? I think? Yeah?

She was like, yeah she was, because she's like Christian. Remember we hung out with her. Now to sit next to her, she had just quit her job because she wanted a network network. She wanted to focus on networking, and I was like, okay, well what I sat? I think I have to go. I want to put my job focus on networking. I don't even know what that. I want to quit my job so I can focus on networking. Was said to Anna's face that Anna had to keep her face neutral, and you're losing the contact

right now. Yeah, um, you should say that out loud. You shouldn't say that to talk to people. The Proposal. I was shooting at Warner Brothers and they were dressing rooms for the proposal. What's this I need to know? Oh my god, I've known about it since before they started airing. Yeah, but I have had no information. It's very what do they get married in the one episode?

And my people, the better I don't is behind a wall or there's like his voice like the voice I've proposal, But then they showed people like in their bathing suits, like pat it's the voice with no singing talent with with like the corpse of Neil Lane and then no idea, and then it says like a secret admire So it's like one of the people someone you know, the persons from their life. Oh my god. The whole thing is we're gonna watch it. Of course we're going to watch.

Watch Rob agree to watch. I cannot wait. We'll put Oh my god, yeah, coming coming at you guys. Maybe that things are so good. We're gonna be crazy, busy, just crazy. But I know it's crazy about it going on. All my nights are full, and he was so good. I'm watching I'm watching the Proposal, I'm crying. I'm stenciling. I'm fine, I'm doing pencils. Fine, up, stencils crying. Um so, then his will is what I liked about himself. Wheels are Willing, Wills. I think it's Wills, but for some

reason in college I thought it was Will the whole time. Okay, so Wills. He said it kissing her, He kissed her. He said it was sultry, which is he had a good kiss. They did have a good kiss. That was the best kiss on there. I think Blake's fiss was better. Yeah, well, because they had more chemistry. Looked like a good kisser. I like that. He said, I didn't think of my self as a front runner, but now I think I'm in the game. He was honest about his own assesson.

He was always to the side. Yeah, he was honest about his assessment. I like his strategy. Guys, things are so good for him. So then, um so then we have uh Colton goes and talks to her and he's like, we just didn't have time to turn the spark to a flame. It happened in January. We just it was like he was like, it wasn't right then A k she wasn't the bachelortte and I really conveniently needed. It

was two weeks ago. My question is kated we spent a weekend together where, like together, like in like a cabin somewhere. I think he brought her, I think in Colorado. How did not imply so exactly? We all thought that, oh, yeah, I'm going to spend a weekend with this person, but we're not going to fuck. I love Katie. He's born again after what. I love it. Well, I mean, hot people are going to meet up at a cabinet. You don't fuck. You're not talking about anything interesting. We've seen

them all. I heard that. I were saying, though, like if you if he really didn't know how to sex, you could just be like, oh, this is how it works. So you have to go down on the girl every time, you only do this position, and this is how sex works. Yeah, you never done anything. I don't either. I don't buy it. I do everything. But yeah, maybe he's the but but but loophole. Yeah, there you go, he's just born again

every time. Yeah, guys, I again, sure, but I appreciate, but I did appreciate that he came up to her and and did breach it very quickly. I thought that was good in his part, but I do I would like to know the whole story. I guess we'll see. I make sense, like that is getting that was so dark over the show to be like, yeah, but we

know he sticks around. Yes, maybe because you saw him in some place, Okay, yeah, because and he said I love you, I love him, and then and then he and he talks about being worried about the fantasy because he's a virgin. That's how we learned it was a virgin trailer. We didn't watch the offing. Oh my god, it's always the best for the whole season. Yeah, I probably add an extra five minutes. You really need to. Things are just so good for you. I know I have an extra five to catch up on with. I

know you're crazy. Business are so right now. They have to watch the trailer. They didn't to cry. They didn't. They didn't like crying. Jag in Calabasas isn't going to take care of itself. Guys. They didn't, uh do have any like little tags on at the end of the episode this time, like, yeah, they didn't know which was they usually do? So then they haven't didn't they I don't think. So we haven't even gotten to Jordan yet. Okay, we're there. Okay, we're not there yet. So then so

then um so then Clay. Oh so then she's all upset. She's getting ready for the cocktail party. She's get putting her like gown on, and she has her heels on the corner of her bed like they're like clearly they were like sponsored. The heels were like on the heels were like on a bedpost. So it's like if it was like a four poster bed. Her heels were like right here, like like not on the floor, but on the they were like, um, they were like wose gold

me nine Santana Um. When I was on met TV, I only were Santana footwear, like Carlos Tantana for where he made a chunky wedge that they loved. They just loved it. They loved me in a chunky Carlos Santana wedge he makes anyway. Yeah, it's so weird. They were comfy, okay, because he loves he loves a chunky wig, like it's just cute. He likes it's over worlds feel good all bottle bound. I don't know good about chunky Johnny Pemberton. When Johnny Pemberton as the beginning of that song, remember

when he did it. He did it like ten times and oh God, all worldsada, that's all God, that's the worst song. Um. So then Clay brings her outside and he teaches her how to do the celebration dance in

the end zone. It was. It was so pathetic. And then they like, at the end, our heads have to touch, so I guess we'll just get really close, and she was like okay, and then like then it came to the end and then like they just both went like it was like it was like this a weird, like big motion from a far where they're like because I knew that what was gonna happen. But hard, it was really weird. Hard it felt like a high school play.

I loved it. If He's like, and then at the end, I make with my roommates, my teammates, I make it. It's just what it was. Hey, it goes okay, we first go do the flaw stance and I'm gonna do the high five, and then we got real real close like friends, like teammates. Do we put how much to Hammett not the mouth that it was hard to watch. I was like screaming. And he's so like bland, even though he's like the nicest I know, he just can't get word out, no inflection. He's just like so first,

just like it's so crazy. He's so sweet, and you're like, how did you get how are you on your tune? Sweet and delicate for this show? You're too nice to be on the show. Yeah, he's Yeah, he's like a little forest gumpy kind of. That's the thing is anytime there's a football player, I'm just like being like, well, I yes, CT is inevitable. I know, like, so you've lost a lot of important parts. It's okay, okay, it's something. Oh my god, this and parents, Oh god, he's so sweet.

So then he goes so then here we go, Here we go. Jordan's these guys to not they haven't seen a pair of brass balls like this tic tac let's make it rock. And then he got he Jordan's peels down to his maroon briefs and loafers and also like this, I don't feel like I'm that critical of their bodies. I don't really think about that. I think it. But he's so obsolving and so obsessed with himself, and then he talks about how hotties all the time, that it's

like if you take off your clothes. After saying that a million times, you gotta be ripped. All these guys are ripped. These guys are crazy. But he's just got like this normal body. It's good or bad, it's just whatever. But I'm like, you cannot say how hot you are constantly and then be like, I'm just a guy. He was like, doesn't he feel like Haley Joel Osmond with

a spray tan? Yes, that's an interesting right. He feels like a child star, a former child star, like he could have been like the kid from I don't know, like like Home Improvement or whatever. He can and now he's in box or briefs. He has the thing about him where he's like he was a child actor and that he's kind of like smushed, like he's like he seems like like smaller than you expect, Like his head's a lot bigger than you expect. But there's a lot of actors like that where you meet and I guess

all actors have like huge heads or something. I mean, he was so crazy that he thought clearly he's letting them produce some or whatever. But like he was not embarrassed. He was confident in this move in a way that he was going to show his I'm multidimensional. I'm not just some guy with hair that's things like I want to show her that I'm not fain by going over there in no clothes and I was like, how does that do anything? And then he didn't say anything to her.

I'm sorry that this is so not a good audio, but it was. It was like three in the morning by the time. I couldn't write down all of this madness. I'm sorry this is gonna sound bad, but it made me so happy. Oat hair was gonna be pretty weak. I didn't expect this shoulder. And because you're working the chickens and talk about having a many me or something,

you know, like that's also quod passion for me. It's like I'm having a little Jordan's like I could call him possibly Jordy and just I mean, I mean he's crazy. That's a big passion for me. Is having a Minimi that you called Jordan or what are you talking about? Like I love the line where he's like, I know you always think of me. It's just James Bond, which is just like like that. It's like, yeah, that's how I think of it. Yeah, And she's like, oh, I

don't think of you, but yeah, that's great. I love it. I loved the chicken try and I love they also call him like an investment banker slash chicken or whatever, shockingly boring. Out of the chicken suit, I was like, oh my god, the American flag pin. I was like, out they keep having like American? Yeah? What he had? What an American flag pin on his oh blazer or whatever? And I was like this, you gotta Yeah, the ceremony

pin on his blazer. There was another dude on the like opening night, the first night that had one too. Now I don't want to I don't want to mix them up. So maybe it's possible I'm wrong, but I think it was the same person. It might be two dudes. Wow, yeah, so so weird, how like we don't like that's a bad sign. It's like, why do you like America so much? Right now? Man? Like, why is that your pen? Why are you wearing a pin? Let's just start with that.

Anything yourself you don't even flareah, why do you have a brute. What's your brooch? Your brooch? Like, I don't need a brooch on a man. No, no, so he goes, So then the chicken was trying to interact with them. He was like, do you think it was disrespectful to He's like, no, I'm the first person to walk around with briefs. And he goes, are you more than a male model? Are you more than uh? And he and then his reply is are you more than a human being?

Which was amazing yeah, and then he goes, you are in the wrong, and he goes, are you still talking to me? And then he goes, David, if we can take an IQ test, I'm pretty sure I would pass a little higher than um, your average male model would. Amazing. Yeah, It's like, I guess I believe that. Sure, And I hope she can see his ingenuine sign. And then he goes, it's called ingenuinity. Oh my god, I just learn word. I means like these people are so confident. I feel

like I misuse words. Sure, but I'm very self conscious of it. I'll be like, oh, I don't even know if I said that right, or it feels like they do not think again after they speak it's all. It all just comes out, and like, that's what. That's what My roommate was watching with me, and he doesn't really watch, and he turned to me and goes, well, beautiful people can be really stupid. There's something really public education system

in America. Dude. A lot of the guys should kicked off or like not exceedingly attractive, but they were like normal guy. And I was like, those are the people you need to let stay. They've developed a personality and they will have something to say to you, but you can give a chance. They don't have a six pack or something. I hate that. I think you're right. Yea. Oh my god, Lincoln's body is so overly it's so insane, like in the type card to get sweater. Oh my god,

you don't have a toilet. People's true. That is a yoga. By the way, people keep tweeting me that they say they have the photos and I need someone to send me the photo. But I'm not even I need I do believe I need a screen grab. I need to see it. I will not post it, I promise you. I will not. You can like I will come stencil your house for you. If I post it. You don't on that, but I'm watching this episode. I was like, I believe that it's real. It's just specific of a

rumor to go around if you're not as ship nester. Also, who cries like that? You know guys that ship on bathroom floor? He's crazy enough to cry and then throw it away. The whole thing that benefit comes up, He'll be like, see they're bullying me. It won't come up. It won't come up. Brendan texted his friend who with the p A, who said he wasn't aware of it. But I think he flushes it like he wouldn't have

seen anything. If it's not a stall. If you have like a private moment in the bathroom, you can get away with it on the floor in the bathroom. He does it on the floor in the group bathroom at ooric Ale allegedly just a funk with everyone. I think because he is a crazy person. Um so I'm going to say and people, I'm going to say that he is a crystal. Yes, he's crystal, and um okay overall, Lauren, thank you. How who do you want to win at

this point? I don't have a choice. I don't have a Yeah, that's my best bet, but I I'm not I'm not able to make a bet at this time. Who do you want to win? Now? Katie? I like Blake? I mean still, I really like him. I think he's hot. I like his dog, and maybe he'll like you know, maybe I'm not. I'm not. I'm not like being He's like, you want to hear a story. I want to hear what happens with Tia. I want to see them make it out a little bit. Right now. I really like Blake.

I think he just seems like a really nice guy to Anna, who do you want? Um gosh? I mean, I'm leaning towards Blake, but Blake seems like to like, he feels young. It's almost too obvious. You and I had like the same time. Don't you remember that I came on your podcast and said back, I was gonna be one of the final two after the first or second episode did and I didn't agree, and I was like, she's normal, He's gonna like that, And then he thought he did too. Who do you think is gonna win?

Of what this season? I feel like I think it could be someone. I think Blake could get to the final two and then get heartbroken by her when she chooses someone a little less. Uh nice, nice nice? Um? All right, will you help us choose a tweet of the week. I am the worst reader at them, so I don't want to. Just forgive me. Please laugh and be kind. We weren't laughing enough and people got upset on Twitter. We were too harsh last week. All right, we have a lot of familiar green. I'm not gonna lie.

Jordan is one bouncy castle away from being the new Karin. Oh. That's factual. That is factual. That is that is you. Oh my god, look at this? What a screen grab of It's called in genuinity? Somebody? Did you also see someone tweet at us that Blake looks like a young Sean pen Yeah. Ruined it for me, boy, But I didn't ruin it for Flathood. You mean Arden's best friends? Yeah, my best friend might be it from friends. That's when we bonded Sarah Elizabeth at Mama and Sarah, who knew

the ship Nestor would also be a ship stir. I like, um okay, Cheyenne Constant who has a lot of funny ones. Cheyenne, I enjoy your tweets. She's at Tricksie firecracker. This picture drama is so stupid. In seventh grade, I missed the drama of Chad eating meat and working out story Chad before Chad that actually like hamas like like like like he was going to kill somebody. He was actually, but there was in the beginning with the meat. He was fun. It was hilarious. He was just working out. Yeah, we

have set that at Baseball one. Either Neil Lane has some massive fingers or he misheard the producers when they said they needed some cake rings for this episode. Oh my god. This is also a said that it's just looks like somebody just built a nest for two because okay, you imagine he's like, join me. Okay, Oh my god. I also didn't We also didn't touch on the fact that Jordan gave her advice, which is like, first you put your penny hose on and then you put your

feels so weird. When he talked about her penny hose, I was like, if some guy, when you put your penny hose on, I don't know what you are saying to me. It makes me feel really weird. Psychle put on your hose. Yeah, all right, and here's our last one. Sarah the Brown at Sarah the Brown. Also, if Jordan was really into fashion, he would have pared a classy robe with his underwear rather than a blanket cape. Yeah what if he didn't have he should have had a robe.

It could have made it kind of a cool look. I know, so speaking affection, I hated Coulton's fucking outfit on that Yeah. Oh yeah, wait, but how about when Jordan did a little modeling move in his tux was amazing? Is that what you do at the mall in Florida? I'm going to I'm going to do all right, I'm gonna bring it down to two. Uh Sarah Sarah Elizabeth at Mom about Sarah who knew the ship Nest would be as shipster? Yeah too? Or what do we think? Uh?

Or cape? I like the cape like okay okay? Or said that either kneeling us some massive fingers or he misheard the producers when they said they needed some cake rings for this episode cake rings or ship Nest Shipster? I'm partial Shipster. I like Shipster Hill Shipster. All right, you win. We have Sarah Elizabeth who knew the ship Nester would also be a shipster. Congratulations, email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Um uh send, like

us on Facebook and iTunes. Don't forget about our Patreon episodes. We are. We have one coming up next week. It's going to be with Amy Kaufman, who wrote the book. What is the book? A Bachelor Nation? Yeah, and then the Secrets of Bachelor Nation. I forget the whole rest of that sounds great. I think Brian Sofie is going to watch the sixth episode, first season ever of The Bachelor with us. We got our hands on the first one. We got our hands on it. That was fun. I

watched the first episode already, you watched. I never never hear it looks it's like, I don't know. They all have like the hair, they all wear the Rachel haircat love to rewatch. Do you want to watch with us? We can send it to six episodes. It's sixt watch it, of course, no matter forty two minutes. Oh yes, okay, let's yeah. I watched it live when I was in high school and I watched with my mom. I've never seen I watched it. At the time. I knew the guy.

I thought we could get him on at this all, but then we give him on I thought we could get at that was three days was the curly hair, dark hair He's got out. I'm gonna send it to you guys. We're gonna watch it. It's like six episodes there, forty two minutes each. Chris Harrison looks like a youth pastor. The girls all wear black blazers and have the Rachel haircuts.

And it also and it also like and also that it looks like it was shot on like your Dad's like Beta Max Care, but like it's like the production value is so terrible standards. I want to give a shout out. Um email. This is from Rose Podcast at gmail dot com Kato McDonald. She emailed us, it was such a joy to join you all on stage in Austin. You're all hilarious and amazing. Thank you for making me

feel welcome and special. Um. I gave back the mad props after the first episode for trusting your gut and sending to do she guys home on the first night. However, I think the guy who threw the douche under the bus should have also gone home in my humble opinion, um. And then she also said, all of my friends are encouraging me to apply for the Bachelor next season. I have to admit it super tempting. We will see. I think you should do it. Katie, do it and then

come on and tell us everything. Oh my god, make it as far as you can. You have to, you have to. She was there, Remember, she's adorable. I think it is your duty, like she's got to do it. Look, we'd all do it if we could. I would. I have dreams about doing it, but we can't. I got to do it. There's so many reasons I can't, but I but I can't ruin your acting career. So I'm first of all, I'm way too old for it. Well, whatever I can play, I can play. They do only

want you to be exactly. Everyone in this season is really young. Yeah. I was noticing that, Like most of them are under seven. That's what's disturbing. I'm like, now, five year old guy is really trying to get married to this doesn't even year old? Yeah, well, I mean, you know, Garrett, supposedly it's twenty nine, but we know it's really Like, are you guys so excited to watch bestlers?

These are one? Yeah? I did. I watched Andrew Firestone and Gen Chef, and I also watched the dark haired lady who just like kind of like blondactly she struggled with alcohol after what was her Oh I can't remember her name. I loved the idea of watching the looking at the fashion apparently, so we watched the beginning of the first episode. They're all in like everything's black and there's like black blazers, like blazers. That is so interesting. It's also like the women who's like, look, I work

on Hooters. Yeah, because they were like anything good there was. It was it was actually like normal folkman's not like I'm a venmo participant, but actually that's it's so early on that you made it with that guy. But I know, but I was kind like he's got money. Yeah, you're right, she did make out with him. I forgot about the venoms, Like he hasn't said one word and you just made out. Sorry to know. I was just saying, like they it was so early on that like one of the girls

was like she Asians. She's like, yeah, I'm like really different looking compared to all these other girls. And it's like because it's like early two thousand, diverse, super diverse. Oh my god, Lauren, do you have anything you want to promote before we set you free. Yes, you can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Lauren lap Kiss and I have a few podcasts, but you're so good Raised by TV, which you can get for free on

earwolf dot com or iTunes anywhere. There's another one called Raised by TV, so make sure you've got the one with me and Gabriel's talking on it and uh. The other show is called Freedom and Sound Suter Premium. I post about it all the time my Instagram. You can get a freaki pop Tompkins and Scott awrom It Pop Tompkins, Scott Owrom and me talking about our lives, telling stories, just hanging out. It's really fun. You are such a delight. I think you're so funny. I just I think you're

such a good podcast host and guest. I think the same. But you I got friendship. Let's have our Cone club tomorrow tonight. Um, Katie, what is that charity that I tweeted at you about yesterday that we love? For Hope? For Pause? Is the best you support? We don't don't use animals, you guys. Go on YouTube and watch their rescue video. And what do you want to promote? Honey, happy, Endames happy, and just my show ethnically ambiguous. If you

like Middle Eastern politics, I always feel crazy on this. Also, if you love the Middle East, you're gonna love mine. You. If you live in l A and you're able to foster a dog right now, a lot of the shelters are full, so either go adopt a dog or a cat, or foster them or just help out. I am going to be doing stand up July for the first time ever in Wisconsin. I will be at Bonker's Comedy at

Tommy Hotel and Casino in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I'm going to Bonkers Comedy changed the name hoto Wata Tommy Hoteling Casino July fourteenth. That's actually happening. Get to the show all right, everybody. I just shut it down the music. It's now going to take twenty teconds to get back up. And in conclusion, I held you longer because you said I could, I would have respected your boundaries. Everybody, This was fun. Oh yeah, I want to get all up and you tonight. It

feels so good. I just gotta wander to push you. When you read this rule, the rules to your word, these rules to your world,