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no anime I was. I was a little man. I had a sword and a cape and a little red bowl cut and I was going up against McBeth. I mean Macbeth didn't have a chance with What was my class? What were they doing? Why were we doing that play in fifth grade? Uh? Some torturous theater teachers. That's a fancy school. I mean it was. We also learned about we also we were doing Red Rover at We also learned about Cleveland steamers in sex class. Why what a sex class? I mean, not like sex or whatever. Sex

is a Cleveland steamer when someone shits on your chest. Yes, and yes, you were taught that golden showers. That was in eighth grade. Teacher actually said that golden showers thick massage ches to tax that she goes. Some homosexuals are aroused by your naton on one another. I don't where did you go to school? Was that outside or in? That's not just homosexual the President of the United States,

blame me. There's so much wrong with everything about the the the homophobia in that statement, the fact that they're teaching. I mean, I had not held hands with a boy, and I was afraid he's going to go right to ship on my face. I don't even know how to take steaking of Cleveland Steamers. Get started, you guys, All right, here we go. They start out, but let me just start with the first line, and then we'll do the

general and then we'll go through the specifics. The first line, these pieces of ship start with poor sweet Becca crying and then going do you love him? And her going yeah. I mean it's just like they like as if they didn't like twist the knife enough. Now. I was out till midnight last night, so I didn't get to and

I accidentally saw that Becca was the bachelorette. And I will say watching it knowing, which bummed me out that I knew, but watching it, I was like, oh my god, she drank the kool a. They told her that her narrative is like, this is part of my story before they even announced it, because I was watching for that, like, well, it's all part of my story. Like they clearly gave her talk because I watched it again this morning because I wanted to see how I perceived it. Yeah, I'm

also I wanted to be good for you, ladies. I've missed you. I wanted to bring in some you could in the corner and thrill. Oh, it's just like it's just like fifth grade. I can't wait to cut my hair in a bowl and put on a cake. Brothers. But here's the question. This is the thing that I'm fascinated by. Did they do you think they manufactured this public sympathy and this account to buy her a drink and because they knew they were going to sign her as the me You think they decided, Oh, it's gonna

be her, Now you gotta ride this way. Oh okay, okay, I think they knew when I think when they knew and it all went down, they must have decided that. I think that you don't think it was the social media backlash? No, I they knew he was going to be hated. I felt like it started even I felt it was all real when she was in her cold shoulder top. But then the second first of all, they sent her, let's just get started. They we started, okay, no, no, no,

but I but we were talking generally. And by the way, we've missed you all year overall. How do you rate the season? We haven't heard your thoughts all season. We missed you. I hate him, but it was a good it was a great season. Him was such a season. I hate him him, hate him. He's the worst, and he's also got the most transparently uncomfortable laugh. He's like you can tell when he's about to do something shitty.

He's dangerous because his I realized part of his danger is he hasn't He's handsome, but in a very safe he's he looks nice. He looks like a nice person, which is what is like a serial killer? Like you know about okay, Like he feels like a site like do you always know because you've learned about profiling things. Doesn't he feel like a sociopath? No, he doesn't know. You said psychopath yesterday. I don't know what jack Stone and Stone and Stone still seems like a sociopath. But

I don't think Ari is a sociopath. I don't. I don't even know if he's technically a narcissist. I think he genuinely doesn't know what he wants. He just went with what his family said. That's why he picked back up. He does feel like a sex addict love addict to me, where he loves giving the gift of it. Like, I think he gets off on watching stuff I love he's I think he loves saying I love you to somebody and then the next person was like, and I love

you too, Like I think he loves it. I think the producers suggested to him that that would make a more compelling ending, so he did it. But he did it to four three or four. I think he could have. I think he could fall in love with a light pole. Yeah, I think he did. I think Laurens is probably a very nice lady. But what the fuck she's Katie shaking her head. You think she's not nice? No, no, Katie know,

I think she's nice. I just think she just doesn't talk and maybe she's better off air, maybe like she's nervous in front of the camera. Like maybe this is jumping ahead a little bit but at one point he goes, oh, we talked for like three day day and I was like, what were you just like silent on the phone for three hours a day? Yeah, just off you see, like I love lamp like lamp. So we were here, we are, we're in the studio or on like the Pier one set.

That's the you know, he rated Pier one and they set up the fucking they put up some like thick Lantern was actually shut live at Pier one on Highlands. He's the manager there, so the manager. So then they have they replayed I think, what maybe the biggest piece of ship statement that's ever happened. I this is how he did it. I feel like maybe the more I hung out with you, the more I was losing the

possibility of reconciling with Lauren. You mean because we're engaged. Yeah, that's why I when Chris Harrison's like, I'm receiving all this hate ball hate mail or you must be feeling like you're getting And we say this before, like we're not angry that he had a change of heart, but the way he did it was so disgusting and such a lack of respect. And he had another opportunity to at least at least help himself and be a human

being last night and he did it again. I just want to tell you mysels feel so happy that this podcast exists, Like I agree, I agree, and I feel so grateful and to be able to end it, like really end it like sky diving together, the Witches of Macbeth, the Witches of East It guys, for those millennials out there, that was a very exciting movie starting share. Okay, So

then she was so great moon struck, look it up. Okay, So then they they send then a b C sends this brokenhearted queen back on Southwest middle seat with a fucking go pro on the kids. She just set that go pro on the middle seat on Southwest. It was Southwest middle seat. I was, I was, I was literally dying. That's the worst than what happened to her with Ari. It's Southwest of itself. Literally last Aboard sees she just got dumped on national television. So dis thought she forgot

to check in early. Ye didn't even line up and yeah, she was like because she had just been dumbed. She was like, oh funk, it's too late, and like maybe did she have to go pro herself. I think you think there was there was not a crew there. You think she handed the camera to another passenger and said, can you just hit me sadly picking up my bag because someone else shots and it was also on the front of the clipped it. So then here's my theory here. So then here's my theory. My theory is when she

actually got back to Minnesota. I actually think when they made her look back at the photo album and look at the videos and read her journal, I think they'd already made her the Bachelor, and she knew it, and she knew it, so they were like I think she was. I think it was a couple of weeks. I was curious if you would pinpoint that moment because I wasn't sure because I already knew, because I knew in advance of watching the show. And I thought, oh, okay, she's

a little more poised. She's like she's acting now, she's acting like I want you to look at this and feel set, rather than the day before she was fucking devastating, like whatever. The scene before it was raw and real and she was a mess, like do you love him? Like she was a mess, and this one was like, oh, yeah, that her hammock Stein was like, like, I think looking at polaroids. Yeah, like anyone has a polaroid hammer anymore. That was a real question. I she had polaroids coming

from scenes shot? Yeah was continuity. Like their printer broke, they didn't get WiFi there, so like all right, let's go get a let's go because they're out in the tent. Maybe so they like I wanted like a cardboard cut out of our being, like like a cardboard cut out, just like keep it going. It was so so then they go, so then they oh and I again, I didn't watch the season, so I'm gonna have to ask you three gals. They were Chris Harrison was so fucking psyched.

And this guy, the person who has the closest experience is Jason Jason masnick Is. He's Jason is so psyched to be a part of it. Do we like him? He's not even I never liked him, Katie? Did you

like him? Did you like him? Well? I met them both at UM Remember what ABC a couple of years ago had after The Bachelor went that's how we catch And they were there as a couple and they again it's like, what happens, Well, we eviscerate everyone the safety where we're according the secret bat cave, and then you meet them and you, oh god there n they're nice. Well, I'm glad that they I mean, as far as like there's just some people you gravitate towards watching on the

Bachelor and Bachelor. I just was like with him, like it you know what I mean? Because I didn't watch his season. He's not that But honestly, he wasn't that likable. Did you watch the Sea? I didn't want that. So he's not cute, not likable. That's a tough but he's cute enough, but he's not like a human pride. It was so it was so crazy because he did it on after the Rows, you know, or what is it called the Yeah? After the Final? Yeah, he did it. I didn't see it. What happened, Well, he did it

on Bachelor. Historian Laurie who I've been talking to. Laurie said the thing that she kept pointing out to me, and she's been on fire, she's been on fire. She was saying that he's been very very open through the whole process about the one thing that he regretted, and it was like the one thing he regretted was doing it publicly, that he wished he'd been more respectful to the woman that he let go, and that he was that he was first engaged to, that he really regretted

getting talked into by the Producersthnic. So so apparently, like everyone who knows anything about The Bachelor knows that he regretted it. And that was around the same time that Ari was there with ding Dong what was her name, Emily, So like, I don't know, Like he apparently was very public, like I wish I had gone. I don't feel good about how it went down, and it was super public because that was the only time in Bachelor history that

that had happened. So everyone everyone's like, don't pull a mesnic, Like it's like the rhetoric. Yeah, um yeah, well obviously you would never do that, you would never do it in public. Q are doing it in the worst way possible. So then we see are A driving to Virginia Beach, and then we find out later that he already knows she's accepted, Like we find out after the fact that he already knows. He's driving shady timeline. I know he's so we see him driving and thinking, and they did

some flashbacks. So he's got he's driving his white Jeep. No more corvettes, like they're not going to spring for real helicopter. So he's driving a white Jeep rental and you see him acting like and then they play over it the memories of he like it's like the soft focused memories. It almost reminded me of the traumatic Experience flashbacks, where but it was him like him driving and thinking about the good times. And then he arrives and he

is going, why weing a panic attack? That actually felt fairly authentic, But that's because you couldn't see his face. I know, he's such a piece of ship. It was you heard him say it while he was standing at the front door blocked by a bush. And I just wanted her family. I wanted her family to jump out done with Confederate flags. Her mom yeah hugely. Dad was like military guy like, yeah, I wanted a shotgun on

the lawn in his box USA. Yeah. So then, um so then they're going back and forth and she's in the snow dragging that huge bag up alone on the stairs. She's like a dispend a lie. I guess she's crying looking at the books, and then they like they cut to they were back in the studio and there's our girl, Becco with giant and earrings. I love. She loves the state, huge chandelier, loves if it's making up for hair. But she's so she's got your short hair. And then bamn,

she's so cute. It's like over her after last night. She was cute until last night. You didn't like her less? Okay, okay, um, So then we have um so they they we see Becca talking about it. He said to Becca. Uh the Becca k that he and Lauren couldn't have conversation. She's like, I can't see those two ending up together. So they we're back outside the house. He's like, oh my god, why am I freaking out? Why am I having a

panic attack? And uh And then he walked up and that's when I was like, this motherfucker has a nice face. That's what he looked cute in his coat. He's walking up. He's got a nice face. He does have like a harmless he does look and how a sudden he's like that he has a dagger and she jumped in his arms immediately at the door. Immediately no family around. Oh well,

I'm I know, I'm just I'm okay. I just wanted to say, like, the whole time, we just kept saying, if Lauren sees the exchange between Becca and Ari, how can you go back to a person after that exchange? And then he's like, oh, we didn't watch and we

didn't think I was like, oh my god. It felt like even more he was like a fucking psycho like he It almost felt like he was like, don't watch this and Lauren, and Lauren's like, okay, you can clearly see, like the way she looks at him, there's a weird thing of like and like there's this weird kind of like I'm I've broken down, Barry, I'm giving myself to you. I'm giving doesn't matter what he does, It didn't matter what. But I literally it's like, how do I not watch

all the time? Yeah, agreed, you know what. I will say this though, reading the tabloids talk and guessing which because the tabloids, which also was leaked by ABC that he was going to propose to one and end up going back to the other. I was leaked by ABC to get ratings, and this is highest rated Bachelor finale

in decades. So they did it. It's a nice water and it was probably I need that, So I thought, oh, it's he wants to marry Lauren, but his family is saying Becca, He's going to propose to Becca and then he's going to go back to Lauren. And I don't I think if Lauren were to watch everything leading up to that, even she would see that she and Ari were better together than Ari and Becca. Ari and Becca

felt like like he was talking himself into it. Yeah, and it was like their friendly there was they had no chemistry. They didn't want to mean while he's like running away from the cameraman in kiss her like it to me was very clear that she was the one. Oh yeah, the whole time she would be upset. I really don't. I think if she were to watch it, she would be like, Mom, honey, you're kind of scummy. But I don't know if she would think I think

you're right. I know she definitely looks up to him, like he's kind of a cult leader, but I don't think he's clever enough to be malicious or psychotic. Those your real eyelashes are so pretty? Yes, what kind of mescar? No? I put put revital ash on at night. Is that that thing that Bricksfield sells that can make people know that's the one that causes No, that's lataste. You have to get a prescription. This you can get on Amazon. How much it's sixty two, But that lasts a few months, alright,

just by eleven dollar sweaters. Yeah, and you can put God, I gotta I gotta get an NI. Yes, I can get eleven dollar. I want to get back to that point because I think it's a good point, because I think he's dumb as rocks. I think he's not even he literally he's an egotistical, selfish, stupid, fucking idiot kind of ding dong who's like my dad's I don't know my dad's. It says, who's fucking famous. I'm Dad's tom Brady. You know, like, okay, I got to I funk all

the girls. I okay, I football the girl you're bringing in the little Lennie. You're bringing a little Lennie, a little Lenny to the table. That's my acting style. He's, uh, yeah, you're right. I think he's just he is, No, he is almost no self awareness that he when he's delivering the worst things you could possibly say to another human, like he's the whole time he was talking to Becca, I literally was like, he can't wait to get out of there, like I know they made him stay hold

on this. Yeah, this felt like he was like can I can? I know he was. And here's the thing. This is also I hate to say it because I love the Batchelor. I love you guys. I hate to throw a wrench into this. But that was edited footage, thank you, because because he left when the breakup and not last night's episode. When he left, his camera went off and they just stayed on her. His camera came back on and he was walking back in. Every time his camera went off was a producer coming up to

him saying going in. So it was edited footage. It was tortuously long, and it shows you why you want to edit to do. Just trust me. It was like why and it's here I said this yesterday. But my two favorite treats where one person said he went outside, He's sang himself a La Miss song because that's what his tattooous. He's got a lame his tattoo, that's his tattoo from Lass. He saying himself that tattoo, that tis

fucking tattoo. And then somebody else and then somebody else treated like how fucking confusing is that maze of a house? Like what could worth layout? I was like a hotel. This is I guarantee you the air being beat someone's actual home. Imagine if that was your home, and now you have to like walk around with a stage. I wish we lived there, and I wish you and I lived there. I drive you crazy because I keep you

up too late. Okay. So then so then that's why my my my way to blanket that like most like just to keep me in one place. We did well in our hotel room. Yeah, but then I but then I like I pounced on you, and I was like, I just want to stay every night the lumber party when I have access. Okay. So then so he's like, why am I freaking out? So then and then I have to say she Laura was very articulate. She said, I felt extremely alone. I lost you on the same

day you got engaged. I really needed my family around me. This is the hardest breakup I've ever gone through. And he's like, you know what, I'm confidence in you. In the end, She's like, why did you ask her? And he's like, logic took over. I was trying to make it work. That actually felt real. And then he was like, I am the thousand percent over Becca. I will always

be with you. And she said I forgive you. I want you back, and she goes, well you got me and uh and she goes just M I I and engagement. I hope that doesn't take much longer, ladies. Yeah, she's just like scurries into his pocket. She does. I mean she was I I had compassion for her on the couch. I felt that she was well spoken, but there is no I wish I'd be like I wish he was like, get the fuck out, But that's not who she is.

And that's why she's the best choice for him. Pick up and move to his city today, I know, and then we'll get there. When he blamed Becca because of her, my god, I was like, well, you were working and we were apart. Someone in the audience was like, oh, yeah, I guess what dick women were. Oh my god, he's yeah, that's why she's perfect for him. She's perfect for him. I think she deserves a higher income and she's gonna be a trophy wife, which is what I think she's

going to be. She should be hitching her card to a bigger think he's nothing. His dad apparently has like twenty million dollars, so he will eventually be okay, So that okay, Well then the fine good for her, Start a slow poisoning and get that fucking cash, you know, because yeah, yeah, yeah, dealing with him, I mean as baby as soon as possible. Then divorced. He goes on Dancing with the Stars, shows up in the middle of shooting Bachelor at says I made him say, oh no, yeah, anyway,

So then my timeline's fucked up. That's what that can We also discussed the timeline whenever you get a chance. Okay, we're almost there. We can discussed. It was discussed. It was just so. Now we're back in the studio audience, I'm sorry, Okay, all the gals are there. We've got Becka, Caroline TSCN Kendall. I want to say, Caroline is so fucking thirsty to be on Paradise. This lady who had no time on The Bachelor, who happened to go, I know what you did. I don't remember her. I don't

I Honestly, I don't remember ever seeing her. Did she get to the end. No, No, Like I think a producer wants to fuck her. She's been in the audience and like their talk too much. They kept going to hurt Caroline's nobody. I think some daddy has a crush

on her. Pretty every somebody, one of the producers wants to bone her, and it's like, I'll get you a front and center, and like every other thing that comes out her mouth is like Mexico, I like cocktails, being pharmacy, and she she might be she might end up going to well she's you're right, She's like, that's why Becca is there, That's why they're those planies are all there, because that's not I kept looking at well, I already

knew an advance. Unfortunately I figured it had so then so then so now we start asking the gals there go what did you think of it? And then one of them, I think Becca says, unbelievable. He's not a genuine person. He says what he needs to say to the person who is in front of him to get what he wants. He's an incredibly manipulative person. I like her, I don't like her no, I did. I think everything she said after that, she's trying to get your face

came on camera. She pushed Kendall's faces just everything she said. And when when Chris Harrison was like, come up here, she was like, oh, like a like an ape the seal ape across between a performing seal and an ape seal that needed to eat. She just like to run up on that stage and then realized she got up

there first, got her face on the camera. She's hugging back up, back of hugging back up, and then she realizes, I gotta sit on the couch first, So now she knows someone's gonna be sitting on her, so she's trying to get the skinniest chick to sit on. Then she then trying to jam her and then balancing the ball on her nose at the whole time, and I'm looking

the most thirst she did. She did push Kendall. You saw her tap and push aside Kenda face and then taking that the I was sharpie out and writing star quality on her forehead. I was like easy I did on Bubble Boy. There was a dude that was on it with me, who shall remain nameless, who was the thirstiest motherfucker, and he would literally take your face and

shove it. He would literally shove your face aside like he was like an extra that got himself like moved up like and he was like would shove his face aside and like, yeah, he would like move you to get It's so clear when someone's at thurstay. That's what I was seeing in Beground from the middle of the show on after she because she is eloquent, and but then I just I just realized, Oh she is. She's twenty two and she's she's so excited about going to

Bachelor in Paradise. She she's gonna be I don't know what is she making money? Making money selling shirts, catfoon and ship they all are they as It's crazy. Well, I remember when we were when I was in Nashville and I went to James Taylor's house. He didn't like they get like their rent paid if they just napchat.

I can't even that'll get me down, like it like you have like just trying to hone all your skills, such a writer and performances, just like I like cat food and it's like one million dollars in their back account. Speaking of which, Perina does have I've Got a Code Rose podcast a wellness. If you're a kitty cat is feeling stressed out by arid? Have you had any bleachable moments today? Oh? Actually, I did kill a hobo out back, and I don't want any of the traces of that

in my car fibers. I do have a moment, the most controversial bleachable moment, both getting the states out and getting the DNA gone. If you're playing the hobo drinking game, will listening to this podcast. I love that. Wow. I love that. That's amazing. That's amazing that Wow, I love that. Wow, I love I love that I panicked I killed him that. Wow, that's so Italian. Okay said, not beautiful, but wow, that's so so. That's so perfect. He has zero empathy empathy.

If he could easily dismiss his relationship with Becca, then he probably shouldn't be having gotten down more than one knee a few minutes before. That's correct. Correct. So then they said what I have to say. I also appreciated at that moment because I'm still team Becca and even though she's thirsty. I here's what I appreciate it. ABC clearly wanted to turn this narrative to get like a wedding out of Ari and Lauren later. So they were like, people were mad at us. I'm Chris Chers, and people

were mad at me for airing this. And so then Becca goes, yeah, you should do it privately. He had the choice, he chose not to. And then but then you have like sweet lovely cn and and Kendall going no, it needed to be seen, and I thought that was so weird. I was like, because they're backing up the franchise and they want to go to Paradise. They're backing up and that's already been invited to Paradise. They haven't. Yes, yes,

she's been invited on she got women tell all. He said they called her mother, her mom, mother reports and Chris was like, let's call your mom, hey, mom, she might be missing for two weeks. Two weeks is that all it takes me? How that's how long? That's how long she was missing before. And so that's why I mean, I think a couple of months. I don't think it's

that line. I think it's like three weeks tops. Okay. Anyway, so she's been invited, and I think the rest of them are because a lot of the people flipping out and saying that's just Sean Lowe was saying, did they just blindside that girl? Like all these people saying things about, oh,

they shouldn't have done this to bACC Up. But everyone was ending their tweets with I'm still watching though, like everyone was still sup warding the fild that was like, it's pretty He was like, this should stop so awful, this should stop. Why are they still do because he actually seems like he has a strong moral fiber. Yes, and I think he's spiritual. Yeah yeah, if not downright, I think he's he's urban Christian. I think he was. He was the one that kept saying this is wrong.

Why are they doing this? He didn't say so the gals were at Lord. It was like a little bit yeah, it was like, Lord, please step strike that sunset realized he was tweeting at the New Zealand singer. She stopped that she actually lure d a correct um. But so then, yes, you know, the all the ones that are not so Becca could speak freely about what the funk and the restaurant were like. And they also count on her to

be the wild child they're telling that's her narrative. And so then somebody said, of Becca, I hope that Lauren gets out of there as soon as possible. And then Caroline would not shut up, and then Becca shut her down. Becka am like over talked her because they were like having a like I would. A part of me is like, Caroline, I don't even know who you are and I don't really particularly find you that charming. You gotta go. So then somebody says, well, she's Beckett says she's in love

with him. Caroline's thirsty. Becca says, oh my god, so thirsty. And then um so then they so then they've looked at houses together, so let's talk about the timeline. Um oh, do we bring up? Beck up? Beck up? Okay? So she goes watching that. Okay, so here's the thing where I knew that she had gotten her hands because I knew she was a bachelor. She goes, They're like, were you mad that we did that? Because I read a article where she was like, yeah, I'm mad that he

shouldn't have done it on air. She said that to People magazine, but then last night she was like, you know what it needed to happen. Watching back really helps get me closure I don't know how he reached that decision, but we looked at houses together. But like she had said in an interview, I think he shouldn't have done that. And now that she's the best of course, why would you act friend that that's not closure When you have to see a horror film again and again, it's just

more pain. I'm doing wealth, I'm doing okay. And then he had the billboard, the billboard Ari, you know, it's just leave. I like that that six and all are fun. I thought was really fun and charmed. I thought she was sweet that she's donated yet to cancer, like I I like, I love. I thought that was the sweetest. That was nice because and they're matching at six um and then they bring out Ari and she was like, when did you know? Like and why would you hide

from me that you reached out to her? And he goes, you were working, he we were apart, you were working again, Like it's another opportunity. It's like, woe is me, I'm gonna get all this hate mail. Everyone's gonna hate me. So here's yet another her opportunity to rectify the situation. You sit down on the couch and you're like, first of all, I handled that situation so poorly. I deeply apologize. I thought I was doing the right thing instead of

after the rose, I completely screwed up. I'm so embarrassed. You just go through the litany of like a human being with real feelings that has respect for fiance, human being A then your fiancee and he just again, you promised me when you get married you always kill her my fiance, fiance, have you met my fiance, my paget rister, I've taken on a throatle um. Yeah, it just was. It just made me so. I was so angry. She said, you didn't back up or respect for your fiance. You

did not have my back. And then Chris Harrison interrupted and said, are you ready for the next chapter. Meanwhile, Kendall is over there crying. What was she weeping? She was weeping and like falling over and Kendall has been a pillar of strength and non blinking taxed her the whole time. I was like, I thought she was going to be the batl at we all wanted that. But I'm happy for that. This is a good story. This

is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kept going, what's going on with with a sweet Kendall and then and then she that was weird, and then she she goes, do you regret anything? And he goes, I regret proposing, I mean again like brutal, Like you could just say it, like I regret that I didn't have not strength and the wherewithal as a human being just to date longer. Just regret Like it's just like She's and Katie, what did you think? Did you talk to your mom yet? No?

I texted her and she didn't get back to me because I was at the Clippers game last night. So the what you play? Yeah, I mean the whole thing just feel like I don't know that they were all just idiots, and I just felt like Chris Harrison was like egging them on. Everyone on Twitter kept comparing him to Stanley Tucci's character and in her games, and that's what I felt like. He was like I never saw that, what is what is that character? Chris Harrison? He's like,

he's like the spokesperson for the game. So they're literally killing each other. Okay, okay, yeah, motivating everyone to sacrifice for the forward movement the game. My mom called me and said that that she my mom goes, well, she just got back to after her like, lady getaway Barcelona. I'm Jenna in a little company with Barcelona. She goes, well, Lauren b as a personality of a house plant. Oh my god. He was like, he's just the horny um

horny mom said Horney. I don't know, she said Horney, but I think she's like, I can't keep it as pap. She's like she was all upset. So then so then so then they go she goes, you robbed me of my first proposal. That was so I did actually I understood that that was it was it was theft because it wasn't She's proposed to and says yes, and that's the rest of their lives. She was, so, that is a terrible thing to take away from it. And she did say and I knew in advance she did say,

but it adds to my story. That's yeah. Watching it again, I was like, I wish I didn't know, but like because I did know, Like I'm like, I didn't I didn't know because I got home really late after the show and I turned it on. But when she said that, like it was so abrupt, I was like, and she didn't feel she goes, no, ill will it as to my story. So then Jason Mesnick's coming up for what not to do. You're both in realistate and he goes, yeah, man,

try to do it privately. I mean it's like even he also, you don't have to do you have to explain to any of us how hard the situation is to date on national teeth like we get it, we get it, and show it's harder than I ever thought would be. No ship right, and again we're we're not saying that it isn't hard, you'd have a change of heart. We're not saying any of it. It's just again his you,

his words that he used were so outrageous. And also at what point was it right away where he said he said it's he said something like it's my fairy tale too. Yeah, I wanted the fairy tale. It was so eager. The ego. That's just like a really feeling weird about a guy saying really straight male thing to say. I don't know, it's like like did you drink the like Ashley I Disney fantasy? Like what the do you think?

He has got like like tight lace boxer. He's like he wears like like like a like a Bloomers like a friend. But it's like I kind of print said what if he was like, I love a good brooch, Like he starts because he's a brooch and briches brooch and Bloomers. I am the skincareline is coming out next year? What is it? Br brooch and Bloomers and Bloomers, Lauren Dearest, tell me about your dowry. Oh okay, there we go, so okay. So then he goes, this is when Chris

Harrison goes, I'm getting threats. And then it's just like and they're like, what what would you say? And say get out of dodge. I did appreciate that he was like, look, if you really want this to work, the people who actually have successful relationships, leave Los Angeles and New York. Go to a real town, buy a plane ticket, leave like like that actually, like if you really want, don't stay in l A to try like capitalize in your fate, like go to someplace real and make it real, which

I thought was the choice. What's the choice? Is it real or is it so that you can be an Instagram? Yeah, an Instagram started going dancing stars. It's one or the other, because it's not both none of them have stayed together. I mean, where where is Shawn Low and Catherine? Where They're not in l A. Yeah, they went to a small town there together. They have a kid or a couple of kids. I think it's one or the other. So then this here we go. Chris Harrison said, well, Jason,

and what's her name? I don't remember her name, Molly. I can see your passion bucket is still full. I can't. I literally can failed art in It was one in the morning and the subject heading was passion bucket. I literally was like, I don't, I can't. I missed her. I didn't think anyone would say that. I can't say. Here's I want to nominate an early tweeter of the week, which is so disgusting, um, but it makes me laugh

so hard. Which is the following. This is from This is a nomination in early nomination for two to the week. This is from c Valentine at Dead Pandelorus. Passion bucket is what Jason calls his wife's asshole. Oh god, I'm nothing funnier. That is amazing. I've never done a really time going to be hard and it's gonna be hard to catch up with that Also, how can you just try not to do that in your real life? She said, if I get hit by a bus today and God willing,

I hope that doesn't happened. But if I do, just you know that I've created something where I get tweeted. That's my set of stranger They. I don't know where they live, maybe Indiana, maybe Florida. I don't know where you are, genius, but that somebody could like signal me out of all the people that live in American You know, I don't know this little blond meringue, but this gal she needs to know that Passion Bucket is what Jason Coles and that Steve Valentine. I don't know who beats

you on this. I think he may have won the week. I don't know who beats that. Oh my god. That So I just lovet that we all heard Passion Bucket, were like, I So. Then they brought out Lauren and she's like, and I'm excited to be here. I didn't watch um. He reached out to me on New Year's Even Instagram. He was with she was with Kendall, who was really no Tia Tia who was like he reached out to her new Year's Eve New Year through Instagram drunk.

That's definitely time, Like what were they doing on years? Was he with Yaka? So she's like counting down to this new year in New life. He's like, I just have to go to bathroom real quick and like hammertime on the DM sliding into her dms. And by the way, Becca m didn't bring up that he was d m ng her while he was with Becca kay what he DM he was sliding into her dm s. He sent her a photo of milk cartons and he said this

is going to break the internet. Too bad. It's not your driver's license, and she wrote back like they were texting at each other and messaging each other. He's the word. He's going to cheat on Lauren. He can't help it. He will fun somebody else because he's gonna have so much come in his way. He can't help it. He'll be somewhere alone at some point in time and he will have sex in a bathroom. Um, yeah, that's what

That's what I just met. Like by Lauren watching that that Ari Becca, I'll do I'm not You're right, it's not like she wouldn't go through with it, but it's got to sit in your mind. That number one he literally proposed to like he was like, I love you, and then on his engagement day said I love you to another woman and then proposed to this one. Then was like, no, I gotta go back to that one. Then d m ng that one that like, I just

gotta like. And then the way he spacca in four years when they're no longer the hot and there's been like ten or fifteen more bachelors and bachelorettes, they're no longer in the public eye. They've moved on. Maybe she's had a couple of kids and maybe like gained four pounds and he's out in some young ding dong who's twenty one, and he'll cheat on her for sure. I just think if you can speak to he's like sight away,

but he will do it. There's a there's just there is a disconnect of compassion and empathy and empathy, which is why it feels like a sociopath. But he's just not smart enough to be one. Like there is a certain level. He's not militia. He's not militia. He's not He's just he's dumb. He's just as dumb and self emotionally doing his own I think so. I think you're right. I think he would justify cheating. Absolutely. This is my journey and my fairy tale. Yeah, I need to the

prints and the prints and running passion bucket. So then it's not cheating if it's a passion. Oh my, So then my destiny. Could you get near the toilet? I need to suck you on my destiny. I'm in the A group. I paid extra fifteen. My dad's got money. I paid fourteen bucks. So then so then she goes, we've been house hunting. We've been talking three hours a day on the phone. Um A lot of silence in that three hours, A lot of crickets that I just

love you too. I get myself. I've made some bad decisions, but my best decision was running back to Lauren. Then the families. We see the families together, and then he he kisses her face and he kisses her hair, and then he fucking proposes. Wait a minute, yeah, he proposes and like he gets down. Was it the same ring? No? No, we were we stopped. We we we thought, oh god, please let it be this hit, like, let's just the cherry on top would have been the same ring. And

I think it's different. He grabbed. He loves to grab hair, pull it in her hair. He loves to give a hair pull into the face. And then but I think she knew it was coming. And I also don't like Chris Harrison lying because when she stood up, she said, I'm going to faint. Yeah, she knew it was coming out the ring. Yeah. And then after he proposes and she says yes, Chris Harrison says, I did not see that coming. Hey, don't lie to me. Don't lie to me, Crash,

don't lie. I mean Mr Tucci. Jeez, it was so dumb. I was like, the audience wasn't into it. You know that, you don't Those were interns, Yeah, they didn't like trying to get people. The audience was like, she didn't even look at the ring, which means she picked it out. She knew what she knew it because she didn't even look. She didn't even look at it. I would have my jewels. I would have had my jewelers loop out immediately, like what then, what is it? Forced? And so everyone was

so over it. I was like, good luck. So then the families are together and like her dad's fine with it, like they're all just fine with this. Everyone that military. Dad's fine with this. It's a circus. They were stuck there for the circus and they know it. The aunts still try to get underneath because then from there then they bring out the bachelor at Ladies and Gentlemen. Becca Gay, I want to find the man in my dreams, and one who suited for me suited from me. I wish

I had it. I was happy that it was her. How did you guys feel, Katie, how do you feel that it was Becka kay we a prize? Did you know in advanced No? I mean I kind of thought it would be her, But I was also kind of surprised because I was like, aren't you supposed to be

like super heartbroken? Like this was fresh. That's why they kept saying it's my story, But like, I mean, who else would it have been that I think it started like I think so if he if he deemed ding Dong New Year's Eve, I'm guessing that all happened like early January at the house and now it's March, so it's been like two months. I didn't even think it's been that long. Yeah, but that's not what the audience sees. What we saw. Is it just happened last night. That's

what's so confusing. That didn't give us a six weeks. I just Laurence said, she goes, he deemed me like I was with whoever watching the premier months ago. Yeah that was New year, so like and then how long was it in between? Uh that I guess how long was it in between that he deemed her? And then that they like he broke up six that he called he called her a week later and didn't tell and didn't tell Becca, and then that's when he got her assurance that she would take it. Yeah, I love that.

This feels like six weeks. Well, that's what's so confusing about this timeline is when was the breakup? If they don't know roduction, I think like I think like Midgin, I think like I think they broke up a month. I don't even what month, so I think it's I think it's been like six weeks. So it's been six Okay, so it's been six weeks since that breakup. But to the viewing audience, he dumped her Monday and Tuesday she's

that's what's confused. They hate but they hate him so much that it's like good fuck, it couldn't be anybody but her because she got so because she's so nice, she's such a nice person, and like people want her to find love. Listen, it was it's it's all about how does social media react. That's it. That's all. That's part of the ratings, part of bacheloration, part of the juggernaut of the whole franchise. Did they manufacture it or not.

I don't think they manufactured it or did they respond to I think, you know, they probably molded and shaped some stuff. Think they knew, but I guess it just it took away and I'm glad. I'm not saying I'm not glad Beck as a bachelor at I think it's a good choice. But now it just feels like like back back in the day, even like two years ago with the best, didn't feel so manufactured and forced in cookie cutter and you're done, you're hurt, you're on. Here

comes a guy we started, and it's taking it. It's taking away from like she's so devastated, she was just proposed to, she's so in love with them, and six weeks later, like my most devastating breakup. It literally took me like three years years, oh years, and now it just feels like, okay, then were you not so much? What was the point? And now here comes four guys. I was I wasn't ready for it. That's and Becca's

ready for it, you know what I mean. I'm just like I was like, whoa, I didn't want any of the men there. I didn't even want. I needed like a week introduced. I think that's but that's production. If you had six weeks off, if they had aired that breakup six weeks ago, just give the last night named her the bachelor, you would our brains would be able to compute that more than one night and the next night. I love that too much. I know how much do we like really care and dive in. I love it.

I love it, but I like feel like my chemical my chemicals get jangled. I like my cells are crazy. Okay, are we going to talk about these dweeves that came out? Okay, wait wait, wait we're not there yet. So then they bring out all the girls that they are finding the camera sisterhood, We're soul friends. Can the show start now?

And then Becca Emma, she was leaving. Her dress was almost like it was almost like she'd ripped off half of Becca and like she was like like if you watched her, it was almost like she was walking up. Her dress was a little odded, like it was like a bra and I mean like I've worn some sheer and under but like when she was leaving, it felt like she was just in like tidy Whitey's and like a half skirt. You know what it might be what I would wear if I got out of the limo

a wedding dress. Her skirt was like coming off or maybe that was what are you talking? No, no, Becca? The way she was walking off her like when when they got kicked off this she lifted up that it was a big poofy skirt. It had a really big skirt and then her and it looked like she was just wearing like underwear and like carrying. It felt like her dress ripped and she goes, let's just do the damn thing, and then he goes, I like it, boss.

It's like I guess what a woman can have some like gumped in without being like whoa women's she works, she's the But it's like I have to say I was really over Chris Harry's breakup. I won't get so then here here, I know it's gonna be hard for you. It really because I really so then we're gonna have to So then out comes Lincoln. He's the first one out. He's got a he talked too long, too long, and get off, get off, had an accent, he had a

bow tie. I'm not gonna help. I fast forwarded. I was like, after like the too much seven minutes he was I liked him, but I liked him, but it was too long. But I'm sure he was nervous. And then we have this cheesy guy, Chase, who came out and he goes, look at that face. I hope to be that open door. And then at first the banjo guy had promise he was cute, but then he was just clearly. He didn't say anything about her. He was

just like I sing banjos songs like oh see. I thought at first he was like, he's gonna come out and play banjo the door and I thought he was the only one that really was just looking at her and not looking at the audience and like oh girl, but just was looking at her saying I'm looking he I like him. Now he said I've heard great thing things about you, meaning but he didn't watch the show. He didn't choose her to like come like they like him? Do? They have these five guys in the cans, so it

doesn't matter. They don't know who the bacherette is. Yeah, no, none of the contestants EVERR know that's well. I actually my friend worked on the show. So apparently they they gather people and then they say, like who is your who do you really want to be the bachelor? So say so, say when you're like Peter and I don't

know who else was there like Eric? Right, so then you they start because it keeps saying been doing the ads, So they go, okay, Errand's and the Eric camp Ardens and the Peter camp and they know who's like the die hard there for them. So then when the person gets picked, they have sort of the cuckoos for any of them, and then they have their ones that are there for that camp pre sort at least four or five people that are like we got some for Kenny, we got some for Benzi, We've got we've got them

pre sorted depending on who it looked like. People at least five out of right outside the pier one they were as a sistant manager so then we have um Darius came out. He apologized on behalf of his gender, and then Blake brought a horse and then um and he goes, when you fall off your horse, you got to get back up in the saddle. And then she didn't want to get up in that high slit on the wrong side. He should have put up on the other side, but she was playing along there, but she

did it. And they said it was May twenty eighth. You guys, wait, hold on, can we point out the fact that Chase I liked the guy with I like the really oh he I afterwards because you couldn't see what they're saying, and I thought their body language is keeping okay, he but he kept flicking his tongue out like like he was like I did not see that. He his tongue out like a reptile twice. And to me, his face looks like he looked a little creep out of me. He looks like someone who's been Okay, this

is gonna be very controversial. He had the face of a child pleaser who has been uh uh in the most There's something about him that weirded me out. But I also understand what Katie was saying, because I felt bad that I was feeling that way and wondering if it's something I would be comfortable saying to you guys. But and then I realized they are talking and it does seem but something about him. I went over five. I literally was like, I like banjo. Until he didn't.

I feel like, oh, I get it. I felt like, oh, you just want a recording contract. I really like banjo. No one's hi, no one's making deals with banjo players. He was, you want a banjo player, you get Steve Martin. Four other banjo players make a band called Passion Bucket. He reminded me of James Taylor, and like, not in a good way. I don't like James say or something to be such a guy. I know he is. Growth. Um, you guys, are you ready to do two to the Week? Yes?

All right? How do you beat Steve to Okay? We have Jenny Hunt at Jenezuela. I can't wait to see Ross get out of that limo dressed as a dolphin. That's good. That's Becca's old fiance who came to win her in p That's funny. That's good, funny. I can't ready to see Ross get out of that Limo dresses a dolphin. There's so many twisters. That's a well crafted jow. That's at least yeah, that's that's okay. We have Laura Chia. I'm sorry if I butcher this. Laura chier Rola at

Laura's Spirator. Becca M's earrings get bigger every time she comes on one of the live shows. Next time, she's gonna go on with two small purses hanging from her ear. Uh. Laura Johnson at Words Underscore by Underscore eld j j Ari. I have no excuse for this. It's on me also, Ari. My list of excuses include, but are not limited to the pressure the show. Chris Harrison telling me it was the final Rose. Not wearing us to water that day.

All the A pack is around me randomly, a really strong all right, this is c Valentine at that's what it was called Valentine. I thought it was Steve CV Valentine at dead Pan, Dolores Passion Bugget. It was what Jason calls his wife's ashole. I can't it's so oh my god. And we have Oh, this is Laurie. This is our Laurie team. Becka at Batch Underscore Laurie. Chris Harrison, Lauren, I can't imagine what's going on in your head right now. Lauren. Oh my god, forgot about that. We didn't even discuss

the sum in one moment. I'm torn for number two. I'm torn between I can't wait to see ros get out of the limo dressed as a dolphin, and and I have no excuse for this one. What do you think is number two? I have no excuse. Okay, So so it's down to this. It's down to Lauren Johnson at words by Underscore by underscore l J. J Ari, I have no excuse for this. It's on me also, Ari, my list of exclusive my list of excuses include, but are not limited to the pressure the show. Chris Harrison

telling me it was the final rose. I'm not worrying a sweater that day. All of the l pack is a Ryan me around me randomly and see Valentine at dead Pandelora's passion bucket is what J C. Calds your wife's asshole. Okay, here, this is this is this is how, this is my vote. Somehow incorporate passion bucket. We've also given you know you can't. You gotta pick one Valentine has received more airtime than any other quote of the week ever. And that other joke is a finely crafted

by but is it great joke? There were so many great jokes. I gotta go Passion Bucket, Passion bucket, um any other week the list wins because I love a list list. Passion Bucket is gonna make me laugh for like in like five years. It's just so I'm gonna go whether the final episode of this season of Ari Passion, but see Di Derian Dolores Passion Buckets, asshole. It's just oh my god, oh my god. You guys don't forget. In between, we have our new Patreon page, w y

a t R go there. There's all sorts of fun things if you miss us in the interim. But more than we're also going to be a moon Tower moon to I'm coming to moon Tower. Yeah, we're going to stand. We're gonna Jasmine and Alexis I think you're coming. They're gonna we're gonna chase Passion how to slide it into a hotel DM so she doesn't have to pay for it? And it's scared. I'm scared sponsored content. Yeah, I think

it's only a barbarilla. Oh my god, dancing barbaralla. Yes, yes, yeah, so you gotta come on Thursday, Thursdays the night okay, and then um we are going to here we go, would you. I'm gonna read one email, just pick a random email. There's been so many good emails. Oh, this is from Anna's friend Keegan Lutrelle and Berlin. I'm also a friend of Anna's. I've had countless conversations with her about the Bachelor franchise as well as your show. Your

show is like crack. I live in Berlin, so with the time difference, I watched The Bachelor and I immediately checked my phone throughout the day like a goddamn Internet stalker to see when you post all post your show. I've even messaged Anna on the rig asking her when it will be out. Seriously, can't get enough. Y'ell are hilarious and I'm not sure what I was doing all these years watching this reality trash and not getting your commentary. It is seriously the only way to watch the Battler

from here on out for me. Come on okay again, so sweet, thank you for listening From Berlin. Don Donca Shane like us on iTunes, like us on Facebook. Don't forget our new website, Rose podcast dot com. Thank you Nerdice, um and the Patreon page. It's back to us. W y A t R. Katie, thank you for picking us up on Nerdice, Soldier Nerdy Nerdice, thank you for having us on. We've loved be on Nerdice and we are

psyched to go independent. And it's just you Just find us on our Rose Podcasts and there's gonna be links for all the Spotify and iTunes, all those places. It's all gonna be the same. Everything's up there. So Anna, Anna and I built it all weekend. She did all the heavy lifting. Let's be real. Um, So I'm not gonna bother plugging this in because it's gonna sound terrible that I am gonna put it on speaker. I'm gonna

do it acapella. I'm gonna do it acapella. Um. But you guys saying it's my new cover band, Passion Boocket, we're gonna be seeing this out. You guys ready for the past in Boocket. There we go, there we go. I'm hitting and it takes a second, you know, it takes it. Oh, won't you bring your passion book. It closer to my face. I'm sorry, I'm the Unich Inspector cheat. Where's your your tea? Bag? Neck? Like you're not wearing God it rests so gently on my classle you know

like I love that speak. Yeah, we're gonna. I'm gonna do special episodes with Laurie. You can ask or anything I might head done. Deane, this fucking email us where you want. Okay. Bye,