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Um who is? I thought I was healmptated. I get excited at that that it was Wednesday. I full thought it was too like just the second said that day some Rose. How long watching? How long have you been watching? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. You guys welcome to Will you accept this Rose? My name is Arta Marine. I cannot believe it. We are at Fantasy Suites America. I don't know. I am so harny watching that peer one manager bone his away and say I love you to every woman in Peru. Oh my god.

To my right is a man who is the two thousand seventeen, two thousand eighteen, Will you accept this Rose? That's sort of the year. You also know him as God on Supernatural Robert BENEDICTI, Rob, you look so handsome today, Oh my god, you look so handsome. Yeah, I really like It's the T shirt. It's a T shirt in your shirt cheek. Your beard is trimmed well to thank you very much, and I and the gray that I put in it. You're great, just like you thought you

bought the Ari gray beard. It's so Harry. Um. Okay, to my left is a gentleman who I have fallen. I consider you my kind of like my fiance. I'll say it again. You're the only person I ever talked to. Aren't the only person who calls me? Okay, yesterday, so Brian was here. Yeah, this is Brian Staffing. Ryan did the podcast yesterday talking about Bachelor Winter Sports and the Women Tell All and he met Jasmine and Alexis, so

I had to call you and break it down. Um. Afterwards, Jasmine sent me a photo of herself from a sweat latch, which was so exciting, being like thinking of you. I think you have Chris, Chris Harrison and his gold mules. We asked Alexis how tall Chris Harrison is and she said four eleven. And then Chris Harrison always seems like he's double parked outside outside and he's like hey, so yes, okay, and across from me, I'm gonna say this. We have super fans of our podcast and and they're protective of

our podcast. I'm going to say you blasted through. People were obsessed. They you are a fan favorite. People went crazy for you, your purity, the fact that you've never watched The Bachelor before, like it's gotta be that's ought to be it. And my mother called me and she goes, Art and your little friend you've made. You guys are birds of a feather. She's what she's like. She's a real she's a real kick. She's a rascal. She's like, you guys are two pieces in a pot. I was like, Mom,

I know she goes, she goes. You made a friend. I was like, I made a friend. You might know her from Sweet Life on Deck. I know her as my Pelle Debbie from Instatiable on Netflix this summer. Debbie, Oh my god, Debbie. He's a kick. Im she is. She is like a legit. She is a funny little like. She's a rascal. I'm a rascal. I have a rascal, little rascal. We were texting each other last night as I was like nibbling on my Mexican ambient and she was like, who gets kicked off? Who gets kicked off?

I was like, Debbie, don't deprive yourself. This is your first fantasy. Do you want a little context for why I sent you that messical? I've asked for no spoilers. I have like outly avoided Twitter on like I'm I'm taking it very seriously. But I was at I was seeing a movie be The Wrinkling Time premiere. I was it was Oprah to my rights, Janell Monate to my left, and all I could think about, Yeah, yeah, I was ruined. But see you were texting me from the premier. I

was even here. And then I got home and I had no audition today and also boxing and also ship Like what I studied was The Bachelor. It was because that's your priorities are in order. My boyfriend had a guy friend in town. They had like boys night while I was off with my friend and I he was like messaging me and being like, we're not watching it until you get home. So I literally had rushed home Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so that I could watch it with these two guys on girls night. Oh my god.

I was really nice now And I had to explain to Debbie. Debbie had never seen it before, and I was like, before you watch this, you need to know the only rule of the Bachelor, taught to us by Ben Higgins, is you cannot say I love you to anyone because it will burn. You can't say it. That's the only rule. That motherfucker last night where he's making the l words rain, he's he's, like somebody tweeted us, he's the Oprah of I love you like you you get love. He loves love and he also loves the

word yeah, every just like yeah yeah. The one the one with he and Lauren b like birds of a feather talk about she's got in Amsterdam. Oh my god, the two of them, they're gonna have a life of silence together. I want to say that, Oh my god, that family, let's talk because we've even seen you. I mean that family. How many vanilla, how white were the family? It was plain heart at yogurt Land. It's like yogurtside. It really it makes my family look like they have

any kind of like spice to that. It truly makes you think, like, wow, this country is in trouble, like we need we need to remember a little bit more like oh my god, it was truly Uncle uncle Gary. He was a great man. He made these ducks. I can't I can't, I'll go. And then he made it all about himself. Katy and Anna or Hair. Everybody's back, Katie's back, scouts back. I mean, as much as he's a turn Burglar. Was that not an excellent night of talent?

There's a fucking great season. This is a great season because you don't see the twist and turns coming. Katie. What did you think, Katie? What did you think? I thought it was very fun. I was yelling at the TV. Yeah, we love them. Yeah, you can tell he didn't mean it. With Kendall, I don't know. I think he's enough of a love addict that this monster. It's like I think when they're fun, I think he just believes it when he sees it. I think he likes to give doll

out the gift of love. He did he say I love you or I'm falling back, I follow you to so he did all right constraint ye, Oh my god, He's like, this is the one I'm falling for this one. I'm falling in love with him, this is the one I love. Like do you think that he has like a ranking system? It's a pretty good like, oh my god, I'm falling I'm falling in love. Thanks the question what

happened in the room, what happened in the fantasy suite? Right, although we did learn sixty nine hand job and wifey Okay, my favorite, my favorite bit of this. Sorry you say just that after after every Fantasy suits they were saying, um, we spent all night talking. Yeah, we were up all night talking, which, by the way, like with Lauren what how Yeah? Yeah about what? You never talked a full nine collectively? I already said one word, Like on your dates,

you haven't said one word. And you know, in protective of Lauren, No, she's awesome. I do feel like an exciting night for her is like so tonight I thought maybe we'd have a conversation. I feel like that's like a she I bet she watches all those Lifetime movies that it's like fell for a stranger on Craigslist. Daddy murdered my mom stalked into the parking lot, like you know, I mean you were wonderful and that you were in Canada for so long filming now ye know it was

like six months. How did it feel the murder four women on Lifetime? I mean it was a lot for me to go there, Yeah from it. What parking lot was it? Let's stored with it? It was? Yeah, I was outside outside Nordstrom. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You buy them a nice little like sprints of like like Mark Jacob's cologne to right the top of my resume. Resume, Okay, here we go. Fantasy suites were in Peru. We've got them fear wind pipes, like we see pink sheep everywhere,

which was cute but weird. I knew Katie like the pink sheep. Yeah, okay, so then we have so then we have Kendall, who's got prettier and prettier, and she was putting on her mess garret. She looked really pretty, but she's like, I feel pressured to get engaged. She's like the most logical one that they've been on three dates. That's pressure, she's right. Um, So then they go dune bugging so many car dates, like just be like, we get it. He's not just a realtor. He race his car. Yeah,

I just theoretically. Apparently apparently, well, i'll read an email later moment. There's a good email that somebody said it apparently like he has two listings on his website for Scott's Dale and it's his parents house and like they think it's his brother's. Like he's as bad as real estate. He's won one races in his entire racing career, um, and he crashed a lot. Imagine I was on the bath storm and I've sold one condo and I sold.

I like that moment where he goes the most nervous ever was my biggest race was the in And then I was and I was like, were you there or did you race it? Like I feel like the lingo was like loose enough for he was like I was holding his son when my dad was. I was so nervous. I was so nervous. I feel like before every scene he just is looking at the producers being like so after this nap time comes in so tired. He doesn't even attempt to put on his like his like bronze

or rouge anymore. Like he in the beginning he had like the Kylie Jenner contour can't happening. And now he's just like, I'm just a white guy from Arizona. You never see. I love that. I love that there for the food. I love this frame. His head goes through the frame to get a bite somewhere you didn't see. At the end of Women Tell All, they had him ontage of him eating like he's like long long after some pretty rough moments, like after some off moment, I'm

going to finish the list. You can see yourself. It was literally like Crystal being like I just never felt loved, like this is really good. It was. It was like people were bearing all and you was just like showing down on like scallops. Okay, So then they go they're on dune buggies and he says the following She goes, I love she says, I love adrenaline things. He says the following quote, dune bugging is like relationships. You know, there's ups and downs and it's scary, but it's all

so exciting. We have crazy chemistry. I can really see it with us. I can't. Are you fucking kidding? I wish that every time they did one of those metaphors, which they seems to do a lot, the other person. I would just love if the other person be like, I don't get it. I don't think. So we're in a car, which is like a relationship, just I don't understand what you're saying. I did like that. They got stuck on top of a dune that looks like sand. I felt like I was going to get stand in

my eyes and in my nose. Would you want to go on the dune buggy day? We were talking about the fan attainable aspirational yet it's a a bowl. Would that be an elon you? Would you would dune bug? I would do it. I would do it. I would do most of those taxidermy absolutely not yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely not. But pretty much anything other than that. The lady like, it's just that I like adrenaline things. Oh yeah, well you know what's right. It's like, yeah, she was

a good word. She could tell. She was like a surfer. She had like I enjoyed. They looked cute. They actually had fun on their day. Yea, than he was. Yeah, she's cool and pretty and having a good time and like they were cute together. And she's down and he's down, and that's what I think is cool. They're just like all right, well here we go, like we're gonna try this.

It seems like they I thought maybe he would keep around only because it's like dan if they were like so we're cool, if like this ends up not working out right, and it seems like they would both be like for sure, yah, yeah, yeah, I liked them and he was, and so she goes if already proposed to me today, I would probably say, no, I don't want to take that step if I'm not interested. It's like you know what that's that's I know when you got that sister who's like the psychic, who's like, I don't

see this with you. It's like energy. And they had it in like their bead shop, like they had the upstairs beach. The mom had like an anthropology like home corner set up like anthropology. For all of my readings, my readings, I couldn't get my profession. Wasn't she an energy or the sister she certainly was. They don't break eye contact in that family, Like the girl doesn't break e like nobody should break it on. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't tense. Yeah, you've got those blue eyes like it's

you the baby blues. Whenever someone says something like they have that weird on eye contacted, don't you feel like you can't break eye contact with the person who just said that, Like right now, when you were saying that, I was like, I have to stare at all? How do I how do I like? Things are so good? My god, guys, maybe that's why she likes Taxi Jerney, because she can stare like the only thing that can handle her intense when she like Anna, Anna's dye, Anna

loved it. You killed her with Anna, she said. He goes, she says, I want to make sure I loved this, and I know this feeling. I want to make sure Ari isn't dating me because I'm quirky like that I'm just a novelty was actually sort of groundbreaking, and she goes, I know I've been I know, like I know, I've been sort of all these quirky things. I clicked a taxi dermy. I play you clearly, and it's been a problem in my past where I'm a novelty for somebody

on the surface. I get that because I feel like I would be like, oh, I'm fun at first, but then like guys are like, no, I want a normal woman. Yeah, easy to like her to love. Yeah, but you know what I'll say. You know what I'll say is that everyone who talked about people being quirky, said Corey, They did say Corny already said I don't know she's kind of quirky, and she's she's like, she's like, I just hope he doesn't like me because I'm corky. Squorky the

whole episode, I was gnawing on my knuckles. Quirky. That's crazy. Yeah, it's true. And we made you out of Mike, grab him, my girl. Come through pull out up to the pull out off, careful, careful. Um so then there so then they are like chowing down on food that he was afraid of eating. What were they eating? What was that? Oh? Yeah, thats like some kind of fish. Yeah, we know they it was when he was with they were like eating something. Yeah, it almost looked like a dumpling, but it was seafood.

Yeah it was a dumpling, but it's not made of dough animals. Um And I look at Anna has like sex hair right now. Thanks, I'm having a good time. You like car like carky and like the eye like they did say quirky. I did you say quirky or quirky? This sounded like you said quirky. I mean it's evolving at this one. I don't even know what they were saying. I was losing it last night. I was having a

good time. Are you obsessed? Because in the beginning you're like, I'll watch the show for you for like two episodes. I'll come to your podcast. You love it. I'm in deep, dude, Yeah, you ruined me. We have You're going to try to come to the finale here and you're gonna you're trying to bring us, tell us what's happening. You got texts? You got texts, not direct texts. I'm still on second hand friendship. So he was a friend of a friend his friends Rebecca m Yeah, this guy that I was

in a band with, who super super lovely. And he was like, what are you doing? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, And I was like, you don't understand my friend who has ruined me? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Are very very strong champions. Becca and and after a women tell all loved her Double Town. I hold yeah, um, like you guys would be friends guaranteed, I got her. I would hate her in the same ways I hate myself. Sure,

I hate myself. You know, I hate myself. I know people are like I hate when people go, you should be in my friend, Molly, She's just like you and not what I want. Fucking Molly, I just know already strike against definitely. It's it's like anytime someone says to me like, well they are the evil Twins, Yeah, yeah, I hate. I hate. I'm actually like they say that, like you're gonna love them, and I'm already jealous, threatens like fucking oh you love this, Moll's fun, It's gonna

high voice. You gotta like Molly. I fucking hate mom. And then it's a group text at the end of the night. Do you think I'm anything like Mama? And I'm always like, um, I'm on this, I read this, I read your ship. Then you're throwing I do think that you and Becca and I feel that I want to be your friends. I think you can make that happen. I didn't get a text today which was like, what

are you doing tonight or tomorrow? And of course I'm not available both times because he was like, oh, definitely, well I just hang out whatever, And I got so excited that like I played zero cool, like I was like, I just want to be hang out and like what would you wear? What would you wear? You know what I would wear from men's wear? What you were when you came out of the show for men's wear. I would wear my mullet skirt over my mullet's car i'd have.

I'd put my hair in a poor man's Brichard bardo, as I do every day. I would funk with my banks, touch as they'd be crunchy. I have some kind of a weird my giant titties and be hanging out and some kind of a weird halter. I'd come at her. I'd want her to think I'm fun like her, and I'd have to godcatchers like the fig the feather, and I'm so two real dream catchers like should I watch that I bought? Like real dreamcatchers like that should go

in your car? Or whatever I have for my hearing chin to look like her from fucking women tell all. So I'd walk up with you like dinner plays. Any kind of breeze your ears to kill you. Actually, they have to support themselves on your shoulders like a humming Birden, there's like a bird. I've actually killed an animal, and I'm like, tell me, tell you dream spec and tell me your dreams. I've been to a pot farm, and by that I mean I know I haven't smoked pot

since the late nineties. When I thought I was going to go to Middle Earth because I'm so bad at it and I'm not cool. I'm so bad at I guess so high, so wht so high? For days? Are you good at pot? Every pot? Everyone I know like panics when they smoke. Do you I've never touched a drug garden. You never smoke pot? Okay, there we go. I'm terrible at it. I I I'm really you love it? You were good at it in San Francisco. You were like,

I should bring pot. I didn't bring pot. I was like, we travel with Anna, here's your and then you smoke pot and we had so much fun. I'm fun. We had the most fun karaoke night. Are you guys coming to Austin with us or what? I'm working it out? Yeah? Got okay? Okay, so we we went. We to karaoke in San Francisco and it was so funny. We basically brought together two karaoke parties. Signature song, I have a new one, I do, I do Jesse's girl. He's got a great voice. Oh that's nice. I switched it up.

I have a new song that blows my voice out for three weeks, but it's I do Kelly Clarkson, since you being not well, but I go for it. I will get a vocal note wul just like that the fast anyway, It's exactly, it's exactly. It's just like we're at the finale of American Idol years ago. Okay, so then we have so then we got so then she's nervous. She's like, I'm not sure I want to go into the bone zone with you tonight. But she goes, she this is the biggest mistake of her life. She goes,

I feel like I'm Sally. I can trust you. It's like, girl, after all your hardcore eyelock, know yourself better. No alert red flag they strange stranger danger. She goes, she goes, I am I am falling in love with you because I'm falling for you too, And then she and she goes, that wasn't so hard. And then they start kissing, and that little sneaky snake, this disgusting perv cools his card out from under hiding it under his like like place, Matt like the dirty Dog. I did appreciate that the

Skeleton King was back in. Chris Harrison has just given up life. He doesn't even sign up with his full name anymore. Seeing it's horrifying that he signs that at all. Maybe it was Carolina Herrera. She was like, I dressed Laura Bush and eat. I will not rest until you bone. That's not his hand, right, No, imagine if it was, that would be such an interesting thing about him, if he was, like, I write like a head cheer. Such

a fascinating thing that we got cast. He dots his like Harrison with a heart bubble over the eyes for legally to write all the notes in that guys, I love writing the letter. It's like I thought you said, legally blind, not legally blush. She's also legally blind. That's a big little lion um. I loved. I know we talked about it before, but I love the skeleton key. I love. No hotel needs that, like the tents like that.

Tents needs that kind of a gigactly like I'm not going to get into this year unless I have this skeleton gig from sixt so. But then when they start kissing, he wanted a boner because she went she's in. She grabs your bow at the back of the hair and pulls you like she's gonna stuff you in the morning. Where her like a mount you over her fireparts. You know, she grabs a head full. It's like a buy like you're a squirrel. Has admitted she would eat a human. Yeah,

she said I will eat a human. That was in her wish book her. We're feeling pretty confident that he went to the Bones Zone with her that night. Of course, how could you not When you open the door of the fantasy Suite and it's a bench and a chair from Staples. That was like, I was in shocked that that's what they look like. It was better than the one last year that Rachel went to that was like

an Airbnb in Spain. It was like it was like they were like urban outfit or somebody had like hung a tap like this tap is straight, and then they always have to be like, wow, this must have cost eighty dollars. Looking for a place to put the skeleton, you didn't really phoned it in now because it used to be like back in the day, there was like like rose pedals to the bedroom where it would all go.

Ben Hagan's got like every little like full castle at Sandals, Jamaica, but this one, this one had Lauren b out of like a full pool just a thought of them, like just a thought of them getting at it, like dolphins in the pool, like dolphins. I just picture them like it would have been like oh and then and then wows, yeah that's it, Lily, I love that. Wow, I love that. Yeah Wow. So then they go and they get, they get, They wake up in the morning and he goes, how

are you feeling after last night? Emotionally not physically, But then I wrote down I love them, not knowing what was coming next. After that, I was like, she's definitely making like she's unlove them. And then Ari goes to her face and then I write, what the fuck? Because this is breaking the rule, Debbie, I am definitely falling in love with you two. He said that, Katie, he said that to the first one. What did you think? You know? That's the rule? You What did your mom

think last night? Oh? She texted me and she goes, he's not supposed to love any of that, that's right, mama, Mama Lavine knows, well he's dumb. So my mom's a Barcelona. She's devastated that she's missing this. Jannat is like she's saving it. I'm not telling her what's happening. I wouldn't tell you. I wouldn't tell you. Confersation my mom took. She went to she went to Morocco and Barcelona. She's like living the dream. She's she's Jennemine little Compton real estate.

For all your summer rental needs. Buy a house, don't rent from her, give her the fucking money. Okay, So then we have so then we have, then we get to oh God, dear Lord, the the personality phantasma that is Lauren being. Any final thoughts before we go on from Kendall, Any final thoughts in Kendall. It's what you said at the beginning. I actually think she's more and more interesting as the show went on, and I hope

she's bachelorette. Yeah, I could see it happening. Enma, would they put her on a person who agreed that she would eat a human? Maybe not. I don't think that that's that weird. I mean I don't either, but America, my taxidermind. It came out of my mouth. I was like, I they picked such vanilla people. Although Caitlin was exciting, corky, cork she was, she was corky, she was quirky. I hope that they picked this quirky because I fear I think it'll be Tia. Don't they fear I like Ta.

I like Tia too. I like Tia too. You're right, thank you. I don't want to tell you how you feel. But I did love Tia. I didn't like that she threw shaded our best friend Beck. I know, I know she when she was feeling it, she was really in love and she was throwing down for her. Man. That's a dumb question, is there anyway? It's Becca. No, they already invited her to Paradise, and that means I think she's too young and she doesn't want. Yeah, she doesn't want.

She doesn't want that. I don't think she wants to. Mary would ever, my one knew and also, to be fair, Kendall knew that she wasn't ready. She was like very intentional about like communicating it. And then he was like you gotta be ready, gotta be ready. I'm not sure, but like, you gotta be ready. And then she was like, m I don't know. I mean I guess I could maybe make myself ready, and he was like all right, great,

never mind, Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. He's a psycho that just wants to get the I love you like I just wanted to know that you will, and I'm collecting him. Yeah, it's just crazy truffling around for love. Yeah, oh my god. The trouble hunter, the truffle what was his name? He was great, the truffle guy. That's a real thing. What do you mean on the day we had they look namely that he was exciting. I liked that truffle hunter. Okay, so don't we have So then

we have Lauren b and she go os. I literally feel like I am at my worst right now. It's like it seems like you're there's no difference between your worst and there's no difference. And he's like you're you're totally in your head right now, Like how do you even? So then they go up in a plane and then he's like dead her thing she is? They went up in the plane. I'm gonna tell you this is he should have just like cut like get put her, given her a little parachute and like pushed out of what

do you flop? And you're seeing these animals that may have been created by like aliens and are like nobody knows where they came from. Their giant you've got a monkey, You've got a spider, and she goes, wow, I didn't. I'm amazed. It actually looks like something. That's her only comment. You should be like, wait, nobody knows what these this

is amazing nothing. She is the least curious next to Ari, the least curious human on earth, which is why I think in the last episode when she said to her dad or whatever, we're like the same person, I was like, yes, you are, Yes, they are, they are, they are, and then we had a happy lifetime of them just staring at each other. But he's insecure enough that here's what you also need to know, and we'll get there in a second. But like, so, Ben Higgins, here's a little history,

here's your here's your story book. I'm gonna put you in a baby and I'm gonna tuck you into bed. About the Bachelor long ago, Ben Higgins, the final two, it was it was Jojo and it was Lauren, and Lauren was very much like this Lauren and Jojo was like spicy and fun and cute and kind of tomboy and cool and sexy. He had a great time with Jojo, and Lauren just kind of hated him. And was like blonde, and he it's like, these guys just want to chase

these girls that are giving them nothing. And they brought in like an ex boyfriend of JoJo's is the same exact thing. He got all threatened by it, and like but it's like they just wanted These guys just want to chase people who are gonna who just are just giving them nothing. That's that's just the human condition, that's right. And then like this is boring. I picked up nothing. It is like who would I not have a chance

with outside of the show. And then it's like I'll go for her in these in these like on these mega dates, I can do it. I mean, she does have the greatest body, but beautiful, but like, but isn't she more beautiful than like Becca Emmer, candall Our Beckett And I'm like, I just feel like they're all equal. Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah, she did not seem that interested in that helicopter. No, oh my god, nothing. What if she has a fear of heights? I'm sorry, I'm

I don't know why. I'm very protective of Lauren, but are you know I mean that would at least indicated personality she says. She says, I know. She she goes, I've got a wall up, and then he goes, I know that with emotion comes a lot of thought. It doesn't actually, it feels like sometimes we have a wallopy. Man does not have a personality that doesn't necessarily there's

a lot of thought there. And then and then he goes, she's in her head, and then he sees, I see in you a woman that is like an amazing woman, but I only get to see a glimpse of it. It's not there, man, it's not there. I do think that they would make sense together, as you were pointing out, just because I think he probably feels interesting around her, but he's insecure about it, like the at least of the other gals. They keep the conversation going. He laughs

right with him. He can't relax because she's not relaxed, and he just wants to tender her. So then she's going the worst dinner ever. She's like, I'm just scared. Yeah, you know, I just have walls up. Yeah. I feel like the harder I fall, the more vulnerable I am. Yeah, Like it just went on like the like the harder it gets, like you scare the ship out of me. Yeah, and then he goes, and then she goes, I'm thinking that I want to leave. And that's when he was

like bone or fever that he loves. Yeah, he loved that. Is that the point when he's like, I love you? Well? He was like, I love when you make a decision and say an original thought. I love that. I love that, I love that, I love that you feeling something. And she goes, it's hard for me to be hopeful about it. I need to feel like you're the only girl. I'm the only girl that you see. And then he goes, hopefully tonight I can see more of her. My god, that is so hard. Why do you have to say

Adam out? I don't know. He's so weird to me. I can't handle him, and I don't love that he loves everybody. But I do think Lauren be and him are perfect for each other. I'm rooting. I'm rooting for he and Becca. I like Becca too much for him. I just love her. I want her to be the bachelor. She'd be great, but Roy is not going to allow it. Y Gary Gary Ross Ross, Oh yeah, he was OK. Here we go. So then she says to him today. Today was today. That should have been amazing. I do

love her. It's like, basically, she made it a drag. I do love her. He said that to the care ra and then he goes, that night in Tuscany was really huge for me. It was the first time I felt those emotions in a long time. What about last night with Kendall asshole? And then he goes, it's just crazy how hard and how quick I fell for you. And she says, I love you and I would hate to lose you. And then and then she cries, and he goes, don't cry, I love you. And then she

says that takes my breath away. I like, can't. It feels so good to say that. And then he was hiding the card. He pulls out his secret fucking like dildo card, sticks it on the table with the like skeleton key, and she does his right. She goes, let's go, and then they got into that pool and you know what happened next. And then she says, there are too

many reasons to name why I love it. Ari, Let's start with let's hear what with Tuskey the night that he had to leave the table because he couldn't handle it. Too much. She couldn't handle it, and they came back and said I love you that night, right, yeah, he said it that night. I'm in the silence. In the silence, I've just realized, Oh my god, I'm like, I'm like panicky here. I'm so proud of all of us for not reading the spoilers. We're the only four people in

America who don't know what happened. So I don't know something. I don't know either, because they keeps I mean, after Caroline when she's my guess is and I my guess is, and please do not tell me if I'm right, fans, I really actually don't want here's my guest. Let's all of our guesses on the table. My guess is he picks someone, and then after the cameras are done rolling, he goes to somebody else. I think he switched a ruse afterwards like that, dude, Yeah, what do you think?

What do you think? Same? And between the two of them, right, I don't know if he goes to somebody else. Do you think it's of these two or does somebody else from like the season, maybe back to Kendall or something. What do you think? What do you think? Happens. I think you bones Ross in the Very Special You Won't Believe has the best or Chris Harrison's tiptoes up in

his gold Muley, what do you think happens? In my head, I thought maybe um that right before the like final ceremony or whatever that Ari is like I want Kendle back, and then that someone leaves them Kendall and probably Becca maybe end up at the road ceremony, and that someone doesn't make it all the way is that's my guest. But that's a good one. I like, so that we see it all play out, but only you know. I

don't know. Interesting because I love during tell all when she was like it was Caroline Ryan, who was, yeah, I know what you did. Yeah, and it's not okay, I can't believe each I had enough fans of the podcast basically because after she said that, I think people accidentally I think people are like what and I think a lot of people accidentally found out the spoilers. So people kept warning me, like, don't go into people's Instagram comments, Like if you go into their comments, there's a lot

of spoilers deep in the comments. So that's good to know. Okay, No, so then she goes. So then they go to the like, they go to the bones zone. She got wife music like the music got winner music the music they played for her, Yeah, West real like, and then they did this for like four hours. I love you, I love you too. I wanted these feelings again and I just I didn't know I could feel them, and it made me happy. I want this to work. Yeah, because I'm in love with you. I feel so much closer to you.

In the morning after they've been boning like dolphins. No, I feel good this right. They talked so hard we didn't even sleep. I talked dolphins don't do this. And by the way, they weren't even having sex. They were just making the noise back. It was like a full Meisner technique of like, say exactly what I said for the hourshins, dolphins leslie con Okay. So then she goes, they come out, they say they're good bye. Kiss She looks fucking good and something. She looks good in those pants. Man,

she wear some lemons like nobody's. She should be a brand ambassador. So then she's like, I'm in low with him, and I can't see Ari ending up with anyone else but me. And that's what I thought. Maybe it's not you, because when you say something like that, they edit that in so that you're the full anything else before we get to the catamaran with Becka Kay And I mean, I think we've talked as much about Lauren as anyone in the world has frankly put but not limited to Lauren.

That right, She's beautiful though, And I do see them together, so I somehow feel like they don't end up together. No, they might not be bet he picks her and the fox her over with somebody else. Katie, what do you think or do you know? Do you know? No, I don't know. I do know. Look, I love the surprise.

I do want to say when they I felt like they were really like insinuating that they had sex, like more so than normal, the way he was all secretive with stupid fucking car in the car and then this morning I've never normally they don't do that pilary immature of him, especially because he's like thirty seven. I was like, dude, you fucked girls, like it's okay, Like you mean that he that he was like insinuating you feel good, not

just physically, it's like really weird. And fantasy. Sweet night would be the one night I couldn't have sex like I would just it would be way too much pressure. I feel like I just wouldn't be able to even perform. Oh as a woman, I wouldn't be like, well, I guess I'm one of rolling my dice three right, Like I don't know what I'm up again, Like I would be the one that's like I brought scrabble. Wow, let's hey,

if you're gonna do it. My stomach hurt number one too, because like if you also know, like if you're number three and three days, three and three days, do they let the women have like a day in between when it's the bachelorette. I've always wondered that's a great because that's a lot of getting at just like, oh, we're just having sex. You're having like first time sex, and so I'm just like by the third day, you're just like I do not want to fun. I forgot that

it's first time sex. I hope they're loaded when they do it. You'd have to be you. That's that's like, you're right, it's first time sex with three people, and as a that's three different That's that's not like morning sex to like that's like way too much because it's also you could be like getting at it in the morning and then like like four pm. Now I'm on the Catamarana Brian, I like that grow. I bet you

could give you a day in between. Side. Now people in betweeting us that a lot of people who apply to be on The Bachelor don't make it on because every America has herpies. Yeah, yeah, it turns out. It turns out. There's all these articles today about how America everyone who could play like everyone has hertpies and they have to turn everybody away. That's smart. Yeah, that's good. So at least we know that all these people don't have herpees, right, how is that even possible? That not

yet not possible? Does wait until they get to like like let's see who gets cut before Bachelor Paradise anyway, Also really gross and sad because you don't know if he said I love you to you before he took you to the fantasy seat or afterwards or like the morning after just like and where you lie in relation of the women like comparison. I'm sorry it's poison, but it's so yeah, yeah, and that's like what it is also how do you not cut the one who was the worst at or who you know what I mean?

If you get cut that night, it's because the sex was bad, because if the sex was banging, you would never not yeah, you're you know right well always the sixty nine never the bride. Yeah that that you guys just were not compatible, like you got y'all the different stuff. Oh, it was too excited, like like I'm gonna marry. So

we were saying. There was one I cannot name names, but there was one allegedly one bachelor who already who got like because I guessed wrong, but apparently he got a really bad hand job for one person he had waify like missionary six or the other, and that he had sixty nine sex, he had sixteen. He's sixty nine somebody for the first time, and his mind was so low and that he could not he could not stop

talking about it. But like he the one that he picked was like allegedly like the missionary, like he did not pick that. He felt too scared. He felt too scared as too much. But hand went home. Hand up went bad. Hand job went home. No such thing as a good one. You're you know, it's like, you know what, you could probably do this better yourself. Yeah, have at it. I do feel like him saying I love you was sort of like that's his move to get in the sack.

He's dangerous that I agree with you because when he says I think I love you, when he said to Kendall, I love to the look on your face when I first told you I love you, like I'm giving you the gift of I think he is enough of a sex love addict that he thrills and like like knowing that he's I'm giving you the gift of my love,

but like that he's doing it to everyone. Do you think that the reason that he genuinely commits to I love Lauren, we're in love a because that's all they talk about is the fact that they like and love each other, Like that's literally the basis of their conversation is like, Wow, this could really work out. I don't know, could it? Yeah? I mean kind of that's like they're in But also that he was like I love Like she was down. She was already down to like fantasy

suit with him. In the second she got the key, she was like, finally let's go, And then yes, I think like that was what it is, where other people were like, um, i'll give you this, you give me love, like it felt like a currency to the other girl. She was like, independently of that, I'm boning you. Independently of that, I am in love with you. Yeah, she was ready to bone. She was most boning excited, which was the most that I've seen her frost. That was

the peppiest I've ever seen her. Like, my partner was like, god, blessed, like she had a badass. I like her, and she was apparently, oh my god, somebody else I really like her. My friend Chris. She did deep digging last night with her sixteen year old daughter. Her six year old daughter went in deep online. She goes, here's something really interesting about Lauren that she just doesn't even bring up. She is a double black belt and like some it's not karate.

It's like us, Yeah, she's a double black belt. That's interesting, right, you like her? I like her now that you like her. I like her that she's not giving it away. I find her so boring that I don't like her, But I like, yeah, I don't. You're absolutely right. I like, you're so right, don't care my DreamCatcher air, I didn plate iz drip catch your eric Rob. Do you like

her better now? You had me a jiu jitsu? Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean she did a great hands and there's a great sort of shot where she's like facing him in the cars, playing away and her bottom looks really good. She's got a great bottom side note Bibiana, And we said this yesterday. Bibiana was like NFL Cheerleader of the Year Dolphins. Yeah, don't do it again. I'm sorry, I said, dolphink the trigger work. The sex is getting worse for those she's worn out this morning. It's warning. Okay, wait

a minute, she was she was the number one cheerleader. Well, don't be a bad dancer with her. No, And I believe it now more than ever, because you have to like claw your way at the top to be number Wonder what I old drill team, Drill team? Didn't you drill team? No? I wish I didn't heer. No, we didn't have cheerleaders. I would have done it. My friend's drill team one year did a performance where they all had to dress as harlequin clowns. Did you ever have

to do that? I feel like maybe your friend and I were on different drills names. I was one of four freshmen in my entire high school that was on varsity drill team Texas Texas. It was it's the feet

like it was full Friday night lights. It was like the lights and the crunchy tell uh, well, I'm you know, everywhere but Dallas for it was like yeah, but it's very it's like very militant, like if you wear the wrong shade of lipstick or if you're like blade on your hand is curved, you get an infraction and you have to do a hundred kicks above your chest. You can't stop. You whoa, yeah, Like it's fully, it's fully like Bibiana is the way that she is because of that.

Or you know which came first, the chicken or the bibia, the chicken or the matball The chicken or the matball rings. Okay, wait a minute, can you can you do the split? Yes? Mean a minute? Did you um? Did you go through all through regular high school? No? I did? Uh? I did the first like three quarters of freshman year and then so all through like dance, um football season and a little basketball, but then not competition season because I was shooting in Louisiana. You know what I love. I

love how much of my mom loves you. My mom, she's a pistol. You got a nice little friend because you made a friend. You made a friend in Atlanta. I was like, Mom, I did make a friend like you two had the same Your Rascal should get your mom to do adjectives for people, because like Kicky and Rascal and pistol. She is. And here I was thinking I was quirky. Oh my god, I'm I'm the spiritual and you can top of my giant dreamcutcher right, blood

and birds? Okay, so then so then we have thenody have k So then we get to can you imagine if I went to like burning man or coach trying trying? We like so hot high? Is it kind? I'm like in my mind, I'm like Middle Earth like orcs running around like a knight and full dead bird on your and like my lobe is ripping, my lobe is pulling down.

I've like caught some man at like like the local like like the sticks to the shell station, and I'm like you're with me now, Bobby, like this is my lover for the Yeah, I'm just in my most skirt I wore high and heels high. Is it k I'm a Mexican. Amn is freaking me out, But I'd be like fighting it. So I'm like eating every there's crumbs everywhere, dead birds and blood. You're doing sand dune whatever it's

called undue sucking. I'm doing like sand surfing. God, that's so hot to be like me and Wills when he breaks up with his girlfriend. In twenty years, they're gonna get married, aren't they. He's never he's not gonna marry amazing. Will you have nothing to worry about except for you know, I'm happy. They're very cute. They actually on They're so cute. They're awesome. Yeah, she's lovely, she's good at she's good at choosing guys. She Yeah that she's a long time.

That's good. That's going to through three or four. I like that they're like silly and cute and like the and like, yeah, they're very Yeah, they love each other and she's like very fun and take herself too seriously. She'd her in the pond. Oh my god, would you do it? Bring her in? Oh my god, it's not

my heart. Well let's have it. Are you trying to get myself back off whether I when it comes to the Bachelor, You're gonna love it even more because it's twenty five dudes and they all have bromances and they all fall in love with each other, and I love that it's it's my love that It's much gayer, isn't it. Usually like the guys fall hard for each other and

also they fall apart. It's so fascinating because they're like not in control of the love narrative and so they're just like, she's rejecting me, like they thought they can't imagine a world and wait, yeah, exactly, yeah, you're like, wait, but why are you planning this? Like it's like it's so guy love it. I did, like was after all of the hometowns when the girls would put Ari in the car and like walk him out and then like close the door behind him and stand there while he

drove off. It definitely felt like a power dynamic shift, like all right, now get home safe. Yes, And I was just kind of like I'm gonna go back in and kill that bottle of wine with my parents and touch with Uncle Gary bout. Yes, yes, You're like you're gonna love Bachelor Bachelred is fun bagel and and we'll have to like our goal. Now we want to learn beccat m and we want to get Kendall. Kendall's friends and Kendall are best friends. You know what that's best? Bogo?

You think I haven't done a bogo at Payless? You wrong girl. Rob waits to kill people in Helwark Movies. Thanks. I was going to myself, but I didn't think. So then we go to now here we are guys, We're on the catamaran, okay, and he starts it off with this this motherfucker after after boning in this dolphin suite, and then take him sandy down the sandy slides of like I love you. He starts up out of the gate. I'm definitely falling in love with that guy. As if

we didn't just see him say that. He says, I feel like like, basically everything's here, but our chemistry is on point. Our chemistry is everything's here. Not only is everything here, but also the chemistry. So then they see all these big on a catamaran, the birds. By the way, I went on one catamaran. I got so fucking season. I would have been a bad day. He wears throughout this upid men. No one looks worse than I mean, mix it me, I look worse than We didn't even

talk about when we're the booty shot. When he's wearing a right, let's talk about it. So when he when people look, you're right right, somebody's texted it to me. When he walked out, he walked out Lauren, your girl Laura, but he walked out Laurence. She's got the hot yoga pa, She's got hot yoga pants. And he's wearing like he's dressed like a dad from the fifties. Somebody sent me. Somebody slid into my d somebody slid into my d MS with it. Let me see if I can find it.

It really is like aged wizzened tennis pro. Yeah, you know it was like it was like he was wearing like shower slide. Yeah, and like gross, like us trying to like really gauge who will stay with him once he's not on the show anyway? Grandfather? Yeah, it was bad. He pulls out those Cardigans. I'm like, what come on, bro, that's the Cardigans and he's so proud of them too. How do you love Cardigans? And Scottsdale like I could see if you lived in me you don't want rain.

But if you've got a fucking Scott, I've toured its guy's stale. It's like tit jobs in y old men and old man and old man. So are you that's right? End? There you go? Okay? So the words we see a seal, I like this, I'm just a goofy dude, and you're the same. I liked that goofy. I mean he's like literal goofy, Like he's affable, like he's a good sport.

You're right like a rag on him so much? And I should you shouldn't guaranteed, don't you don't you just it's okay if your blood SHK, no, you're not so then Chris okay. So then they do. She is a cross on her hand at cross that's after her, that's after Uncle Gary is like she wants to go to church. You don't want to go? What do you do? Like go to church? Like? That was? That was we never heard she was religious, but then that got that started happening. Katie,

would you think about her being religious? And that we had the cross hand tattoo were on the bay. We said the seal and we saw all the birds on the other seal like that. I liked that part. Of course, that was a cute, except when it's taxi, when it's animals, not only and then she said, so then they actually one of the most like organic conversations I've ever seen on the batchlor, which was practical. They're never practical. He's like, what do you feel about distance like they actually had.

She's like, well, you know, I had one for a long time, Like you know, it's basically were it was. It was actually practical and real. They felt like a real couple figuring it out. It was that was it Becca who during hometowns was when her mom was like, I would be heartbroke y. Yeah, so I think that that was like cool of him to pick up on that and ask and like acknowledge that maybe he asked

it to the other girls. None of the none of the guy Nick didn't ask, like and then like some of the other Vanessa's family was like, she is in Canada, you live in l A. Like it was like people move, guys like you grew up in a town and sometimes you leave. They were the only ones who you're right, had like a conversation about anything. Yeah, they were actually talking. So then she goes, I want to tell him I love him. There's a big possibility he won't be able

to say it back. Clearly, she's never met a lion Dyke. So then so then that's his name, that's his So then they go Lion Dyke. It's amazing. Case. I know my friend Laurie, my friend Laurie who's our ken Burns. She changed her she changed her bachelor handle to Laura Laurie Lyon, like she spilled it out, like she's lying anyway, um um. But she's married to a lady. So there you go. That's nice. Okay, So there we go. They're in the there in the terror. I just sound like

my mother. I literally just soun't like my mother. That's fun. Okay, that's married to her friend, she friend. I know. I look back now and there was like a lady in my town named Jane. It's like, oh, Jane and her friend Karen stay clear Land together. Aunt Julie and her friend Jonie. You know how friends do friend do you? But I never see Carol coming over just sleeping in your So then they go, oh my god, Anna, we get to there the tent in the desert. It was

so beautiful. I'm going to buy you a tent. When I hit it, Amy Schummer big, I love that tent. I pause it and I like made my boyfriend come and I was like, this is what I want. Oh my god, you better figure it out. Make and what did and what did Orlando Bloom say in reply to that? Was like, whatever you want, I'm gonna get you that tent. When I had a skeleton key and just like rose it at the flap fla tent flap going in circle. And then somebody said, is this where I can live

from now on? It's so cute? So that might have been me. Did she say that? I wrote that down, but might I might have been saying that to myself. Can I ask a practical question? Where we were asking and were texting production probably had a porta potty, but I've actually I guess you should in a hole nothing. Yeah, that's what I thought. But then I thought of the idea of the porta pine. They get to stay in

this beautiful tip and they're like, you can use that. Yeah, like a big letter box as a desert is the desert is a big letter box? Guys. I did some I like went to India and they these people of this village were so lovely and wonderful and really welcoming to myself and my mom. And they were like we arranged because they didn't have plumbing, and they were like we, you know, made a toilet because they spent like two

days with every hanging out whatever. And it was it was it was a like a tent, which of course was completely dark when you were inside it. It's like big enough to maybe turn exactly in one's place, a big hole in the ground, and then it's like a toilet, like a porcelain toilet that's not connected to anything over it actually sit with precarious balance and you could go, but then ultimately it's it's the whole. And I kind of at that moment was like I'm never almost better

without the toilet. I'd if I'm just going straight in the whole, even go straight in the hole, then like like a thud, you hear, like a thun. It just just it's because then people have to touch that, you know. And then I was like allowing me to pee, and yeah, they didn't want to forgot this, but they toilets in Iran are just holes in the ground that you have to squat and I remember every time I go to yourn, I actually practice squatting because I'm like trying to like

this is weird. But my mom even reminds me, like, don't forget to practice squatting more common or like you know, modern places there is actual like the same thing, like they have the like toilet set up, but you underneath it. Yeah. I it's also like camping in text. I don't know if anyone else I've been camping, like like very like very bare bones camping Katie Katie, the campuses, I backpack, I ship in the woods. I love it. Yeah, yeah, I green campgrounds are work like camp ground bathrooms are

not there for the toilets. It's mostly just for the showers and then you know you showers the bathroom. It is better to go in the woods. Oh yeah. But I mean like I go like like your semity like backcountry, and then I just find the best view and then I take a ship. I ever gotten to the bathroom and I ever got in bathroom? Okay, all right, that's what they were doing. And they were like, you brought it off. You brought it off. I know because I don't know how to do I don't know how to

do that. I just would literally never go to the bathroom because I feel like I would never just hydrate yourself. I do never go to the bathroom. So it would it would continue with I worry abou a bug up, Yeah, like a bug in the bomb bum. I worry that I'd like squat in the woods into there's But there's space between you and the bug the whole. Like you can see if there's bugs nearby, you're not gonna get them. You're not the way on you. You wouldn't get a

bug up your problem. Okay, yeah, you squat also like squat and you have just moved fast. Okay, don't freaking camp out. Okay, gets to it. I'm ready. Let's go. Today's today, Today's the final test. Let's go outside the stand around my gardner. No no, no, no, no, no sad news today. Actor Robts in the middle of he got hit by a hooper driving. That happened. That's the entire sell Getty star on the walk up Bay who said he was shaking. Apparently Benedict, you might know from

the Lifetime movie Outside the North the Bogo Bogie. He thought apparently Benedict, but his Bachelor podcast he misguidedly with Guided to the Woods. No, we're cheering Arden Rain, who had never seen nature. I thought he did a great job. I've never been brought shouting you can do it. I did, honestly feel like after that conversation past alright, alright, alright, oh my god, I don't want to do it, but I will. I'll stand on the whole like seventeen days

when it comes. Would you rather it's that or eat human flesh? Yeah? Exactly, Yeah you were going to. But I actually in the hole. I don't judge you. I know I don't either. No, I really would. I was in the hole, you know. Okay, so then we have I still kiss. I had that detour by anything that just happened. I know I was really on board, but I still comebooky man, bookman. This still case Lopez. So

this definitely not have never happened. Oh I got he did it again, Rob Better Dick taking your sht on Iron Yearling star in other news cast the flesh, Oh my god, and then ripped off a woman who got a great pair of shoes for a great fu man. Okay, way, wait, so they're in the tent and then she goes. She goes, so, I said, is this where I can live from? And then she says, I've never been the first to tell someone I love you. And then she says, I feel so at ease with you. Moment by moment you started

taking my heart pieces and pieces of my heart. It felt great. After you left, I looked up at the clouds. I was just daydreaming and holy sh it, I love him. And then he said I felt the same. I'm definitely falling in love with this girl. And they goes, no, I am not falling. I am. I am in love with you. I see us at the end of all

of this. There's a part of me that wants to end this now and proposed in the sand over there, that's what you say on the last the last moment of the final You don't say that now after you just said that to and Candle upped himself with each one he did. He like he was like he was maybe he was like the biggest ecstasy bender. He was just rolling on me. He took like three Cialis clie apparently if you take c Ellis apparently like regular VIAGRAA last like a couple of hours and c Allis is like,

you have a boner for like four days. I feel like he took like a that yeah yeah, wow yeah. And I feel like he just as like Salis for his heart. Yeah, he had a clar the whole time was like let's go, yeah, let's go go, let's let's go. So and he goes, I am, so, what's happening over there? I was trying to get Scout to stop scratch yourself and I knocked over right, she goes. He goes, I am so in love with this girl. She's literally perfect. And then he says, doesn't know. It literally means he

doesn't know. Remember when you said I kept kissing you. Remember when you said I just you kept kissing my teeth because I kept smiling. Nothing is more discussing than that. I forgot that. And then and she said, my face is going to be sore tomorrow. Has been smiling something. And then she was at a robe and then he she's tied to the camera. She goes, I was shocked when he told me he loved me. I did not see that coming at all. I am the happiest girl

in the world right now. And then he goes, I loved seeing your reaction and I told you that I loved you. I knew I loved you, and I wanted to tell you. I'm like, you need to go to a sex and Love attics meeting. Dude, I want to hear the producer's prompts because it's like, why did you tell who you loved her? I knew, I knew I loved you, so that I told you that I loved you. Like that's how it feels like. It feels like there's like he's doing like a weird mad lib like like weird,

like he's being like baby fed. Yeah, what did you think of her reaction? I loved her action when I said yeah, I said, yeah, So tell her how it made you feel when you said that. I just pictured it rather than like a baby bottle but like a mother bird chewing it up, spitting d of the mouth of like but like in your ear and a cardigan sweater, and you're a cardigan like a baby, a baby in my earring and a cardigan sweater like like that's that's exactly it. Okay. So then he goes, he goes, I'm

gonna miss you. I see my life partner and my husband and the father of my children. Nothing can get in my way at all right now, like Bom bom, that just his just his bro. Let's let's try at forty. We see the suit on you, yeah, room, the side from the side, from behind, like they're his like taint, like the like tailoring, you're his taste. Even working out a lot. Yeah, how's this jacket look on? It was?

It was really ill fitting. That suit was too tight, but then the bottom was like it was like the poop shoot like there was like a poop pant. I get, I get now why he's in cardigans and freaking yeah yeah yeah, so that too appropriate. And then he was, no, I don't want to be on this show. I was just wanting to come my girl back man, And he's like, I'm not gonna Hi, I'm Ross, I'm Becca's X And he goes, I'm thinking, why is hotel man? That wasn't

really good? That was like, really didn't he call him? Did he call a nerd? Or nerd? I like that too? And he goes by the way, he's like, I didn't know. I didn't know the show and the proposal, it's like, do you not live in America? Are you fucking kidding me, man, And he made it seem like he like he found out online somehow he flew millions of miles, walked the desert like six miles. Yeah. Yeah, by the way, like

walks straight up and knocks on the door. Yeah. You and I have stayed in the same hotel and I had no idea what room you were in. I was walking up and knocking on a door. If you knocked at my door, I would have dragged you under my way to blanket and we would have watched reality tell it would have been. We would have after all that. I'm getting a head a little bit after all that. When she was like, no, it's over whatever, He's like, all right, cool, Yeah, I hear your flowers. The production

didn't he say that the producers flew him out. He must. He like said something goes yeah, like I was trying to find you and I got like he said something like to Aria think where He kind of said, like I got in touch with production, Like I was like trying to call that looks like he was tailgating like ten minutes. Yeah, So he goes, So I got into plane last night. You know they found him. You know they found him just like Di Mario's ax. He was like, oh, who who is Rob? You're a good actor, do you?

But did you a little bit want to play him Rob? Yeah? You like this dude too well? You couldn't see my socks. Yeah, and I thought my haircut was all wrong haircut. But I just love him. He was a great actor. I love I know there are people online too that have been going he's actually better looking than already. Yeah. Yeah.

Girls are like why do you because there's like bathing suit shots of him, and they're like, girl, why because he actually felt dangerous and like a stalker, And then I I enjoyed he So he says, sorry, this is my proposal to give. She's a love of my life marrier and he goes, do you think this is a competitive side of things? Good question? I felt that was about Actually this episode originmed already for me, mostly based on how he handled Ross. I liked how he had questions.

I think it was I swear I'm here if I had you only girl in my life, live my life. I came here to get hair and then I was like cool as a cucumber and he's like, we're kind of far down the road. So I can't speak for her, but if she says goodbye to you, I'd like you to respect a relationship going forward. He goes, I'm gonna go get her. That is the great thing about playing everything in the same town, like really having no true opinions, is that when anger comes your way, you react so calmly.

Yeah he was smooth, Yeah he was smooth. And then he goes, he's a fucking nerd. He goes, that's the unclassiest thing I've ever seen, fucking nerd. And he goes, that guy his fucking balls where he's fucking crazy. He's obviously on a mission to win back a back. He's true, he didn't seem big balls and big crazy and just going to leave that there. Yeah, you know what you've missed on this. A lot of times people go me and him, me and him, we fell in love, me

and him. It's like they don't they don't get the prodounce right. So then back back. She shows up at the door in full makeup after fucking all night in a tent. You think she'd be shower. She was in full face, ready for camera. She was not unprepared for the camera. I wanted maybe a second take on the opening door finding your ex boyfriend traveling all the way to Prue because she was like, hey, I mean, what are you doing here? Yeah? I mean more I make

up Katie. What did you think? Yeah? I mean she she she knew. I mean, I wonder if they just tell her like, oh, hey, we're gonna come over and interview you, so we'll be there soon. Get get ready for camera, and they might trigger Like I mean, based on watching Unreal, like that's the type of ship they pulled in that that makes me think they probably like, hey, just get ready, we're gonna come interview you. And then maybe she's just like, oh it's roight wait, what the funk?

It's ross. She handled it pretty well. She was like, what are you doing here? I'm not going to fight you at to do with this production And she goes, I don't know how did you know I'm here? And then she goes, oh my god, I can't. She goes, I'm not sucking doing this, and he goes, He goes, he just go sit in the doorway. She goes, I'm not going to fight you in because we'll clearly you're not started to see me. She goes, well, know what the fuck. She goes, I knew you were going to

do this. That made me go, you crazy, and then he goes, mem you, Rebecca, your mom um, I want to get you back, and then she goes psycho, So I said psycho and then um, and he goes, I want to marry you, and then uh, and then she feels like He goes basically, she was like, I don't even know you anywhere, and you don't know me and um, and she goes, I feel like you live your life like you're in a movie, like you think you're in the notebook and he goes, well yeah, and then he

kept cutting her off. He wouldn't like let her talk. We're on a TV show about Yeah, I'm Ryan, Ryan exhausting. I was gonna say Reynolds okay. So then she then he kept cutting her off. He was like, I talk to the guy. She was like, sorry, did it? And she's like why she goes into my relationship, this is so you and she sent him packing and she goes, I don't want to go back to that. Why would you even think that. I still wish you well, but

I don't like, like it is over for me. And then he's like she doesn't want me, and then and then her heads in her hand. But then Ari was completely thrown by that. Okay, I wanted to know throughout the entire thing. I wanted to be like you guys still text, you said each other memes, you do super Bowl parties together, Like what's your deal? Like you knew

he was you knew he was going to do this. Theoretically, it's so him him to do this, right, he shows up, but you he's like, I haven't seen her in basically

a year. We broke up like a year ago, and we haven't talked in months, so we so they've been doing the show for what a couple of months by this point, so like they probably haven't talked and she started went on the show, but like we're probably in touch before that, but like to Dee, she's so good months ago they had to like I love this, but not enough to where I mean to where he thinks, if you're going to be marrying someone, it should be me.

If someone's going to just spring you with the proposal, it should be the person who spent seven years with which, like, fair, you're crazy. Fair. Also to your point, I think he truly saw flowers for the first time that day flowers. He was shocking and serious shocking and also like my first time again, like the first season ever watching The Bachelor. You've got a great time. I'm I'm very into it.

But you know the moment where she was like, we'll have like a quick conversation, I'll talk to you outside, but like I don't know what we're gonna they start to head outside, they both like turned to the right and then the left, and then she like asks an off camera person do we just sit over there? Like what it was? And that was the first time I saw someone like openly break fourth wall in a way.

And then he tried to hand the flowers to that person and that person was like no, no, no, those are like you knew someone and he was like uh. And then later he puts down the flower you know she puts on. She goes inside, and then the closing shot is the flowers outside the door, and the score just goes yeah to that cameraman and got that shot, Yes, Anna, Yeah, did you see him? Did you see him wait downstairs to like turn to see if she would come out? Okay,

I'm really leaving, all right, I'm gonna go now. It's like a kid running away. Was like a child, I'm not coming home, but it was like his stuff tied on his Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you heard me say it, but when I go, I'm we're in Peru. So I'm just gonna go. I gotta go now, I gotta throw them all the way home and back to the desert. I I smoked a tiny bit of weed write before that scene happened. And that scene was an

emotional roller coaster for me. I was al. I just was super high and all of sudden I was so in it and I like, I was like, yeah, funk this guy, how dare I was like in, I was like beck aside and I was I was like standing in front of the TV like I was so in it, was saying did you sho on his Delgetti star? Oh god? Well, you know for me to know you were in it? You were in it? Yeah. I was like, this is so awk word like he's not getting it, like her entire like when he opened the door, her face was

like nothing. I did too. I wanted her to cut it off faster, but and then I wanted her and maybe they edited out, but I felt like with ari. She didn't make it clear like it's run down there and be like I heard he talked to you. He's crazy, nothing going on here. Yeah, and he's enough of a cycho that he's like, oh but they have seven years. I have two days in a year. I guess I bucking. I guess I like blonde one by my parents house. Oh my god, where are they going? Where are they going?

Maybe they had that conversation. We didn't see it. Yeah that he might, she did not. She didn't said maybe it's also making better television, because he did not seem like he was like come for did and she didn't seem to be clear about like it's over. Yeah, that had to be editing. And so then they go Ross right said his name Ross. I'm excited about his spinoff. You should have gotten that. But Dollar signed Dollar, Oh

my god, allow me to brand so good. I'm a creative director like Kendall, Oh my god, creat of Ross. But yet now I'm torn between the Boho the Boho what is it? Bogeyman? And Ross Doll is pretty good also because it would be and he'd be such a new discovery for him every week, Like last week, I saw flowers yeah. This week I went to a tailor

for the first time. Okay, speaking of New Discovery, Sorry, I think that we brushed over with Ari's voice over of proving like everybody knows match Pu, but there's so much more to perve, Like some of the things we're going to export it no idea. They're just showing adults room that is red. That's a brutal squirrel. Squirrels, what is it? It's it's it's yeah, it's dictor super It's like, I like bro, but everyone is not one with she where He's like, yeah, we got pieces and quack a mole.

It's like looking at he sounded like doctor. He's fully doctor at my going at the time, got yeah, I got the things. Look like those things. And look what I got hiding out of my place. Now I'm gonna bone you accept my thing I put. Look over there, it looks like there's a seat. Who wants to play dolphins? Dolan? Hold you like pretty? Oh you wake up? You saw this morning? Not from physical stuff? Ha ha, aren't in a joke. Oh that funny even by my parents condo.

Oh hey, I think I'm gonna I love you. I've been waiting to tell you I have before. I love you. I hope, I hope the corpse comes down. But pretty dammond, Okay, I drive cars, I get you an sk grow it could be a lamb bearer enough you meet me, okay, so then we have, then we have so then they have head in the hands, always got new doubts and it's like my bear as there's still some love there. The timing could not be any worse. There's history, there's a strong thing there. So then they go to finale.

Becca looked beautiful, beaute dress, beautiful, best dress of the season for anyone they're getting dressed. I wonder if it was from her Rachel's oe collection. Lauren has the wife music once again when she comes out in her red shift, and then we have the everybody's out they have you know it's time for fantasy sweets, road ceremony. When you hear Winnie's and church bells, and then he goes. I realized how I love with I am. At the end,

there's gonna be a proposal. It's like you mean collectively, like you're just in love with everyone. Okay. That was the moment where I was like you piece, because every single one of those girls, was like, oh my god. He told me he was in loving, ending a signal to me. That's it. You're right, I'm going to get I will be engaged tomorrow. I have fallen in love. I have fallen in love, and there's definitely going to be a proposal. You're right, he's a piece of choice.

So then um dr Steve rule, So let me have another. So then there's another Kendall, can I talk to you? And then your favorite thing ever, Katie's favorite thing ever texted to us. I took. I couldn't stop laughing, Like I literally like didn't hear what he said to Kendall because I couldn't stop laughing. When when when Becca goes there's an ongoing theme here and then Lord just turns through us. I'm going to throw up. I had to rewind it. I took the of it here. It is here,

it is here, it is I'm gonna throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. Yeah, So I'm just turnt to the way she said I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. What's behind them? It's like it's like saddled. It looks like they put like somebody's like weird, like, yeah, I'll never put the horse sound in. They were like, no, no, no, there's totally horses. Put the saddles in the background so you will know that it's real horses going to throw up.

So then we have I'm gonna throw up, and he goes, I'm gonna talk to you, and he pulls her aside and he breaks up with her and he goes, I don't think we can get there. And I felt myself falling real feelings for you. It means a lot to have been in your life. I love being around you. And then they held each other and we could hear the heartbeat. What do you think, Debby? So I didn't know that they could do that, none of us did.

That ship blew my mind. That's not he just keeps breaking rules, right, and I honestly, because what happened was when he pulled her aside and Becca goes is an ongoing theme. I says to myself. I says, oh, no, she's going home this time, because the first time we're like, oh no, he's pulling her aside, Kenda's going home. Yeah, And then she survived. So I was like, oh no,

two for two, she only got one of two. She's going home the time, but they're all going to come back to a civilized rose ceremony thing, and then it's just going to be and Laurence just kidding, I didn't throw up, and then like it's gonna be like I would have loved. She actually had the red dress, just like just like when your games the girls threw off. Who was it that cute girl? Ali? Poor Ali? We

had a nice snug. He sends her home, and then I was thinking he'd come back, and I was waiting for the moment he's like, so listen, I just think it cut to will you accept the troke? He was like, hey, who is she? Yeah? Exactly, yeah, literally, yeah, oh my god, two girls to Roses is going right. And then I did feel like at the very end, as they're looking out over like the orchard, the horse brought child like the horse was like, dear God, just just shoot me now,

like what I would please. The horse was like I felt like his body language the whole time he kept turning towards Lauren, like I felt like he was trying to Like I felt like his body language was more Laurence Center the horse was like, please don't come to Peru. Based on that, like please please, just in the word cooler country, we have more to offer national treasure. Do

you fall in love? You look at the tent. I will say that seeing him with two with a girl on each side of him felt the most uncomfortable within him, being like I love the love. It was really great. That was the weirdest, Like it felt like a feel like a harem, you know. Yeah, I was just saying the sun to set, I wanted to be dark. Yeah, it's just like Captions and Miss Lane's rustling. Oh my god, you guys all right? So who do you think is

gonna win? Jesus? I don't know because something weird happens. Who do you think it's going to get the rose? Who do think he's going to get the rose? I don't think we're going to end up with him. But who do you think gets the rose? Next week? Lauren b Is doesn't. There's a part of her that's like self defeating. It just doesn't want it to happen for her, Like I think she just feels like she's unworthy of it.

So I feel like she's something's going to fall through for her and she's not going to get it right and then it's not a connection and she needs They both need someone who like inspires some ship that they can just like Champ. So you think that they might not? Do you think Becky's gonna get it and then he's gonna go running for Lauren after the camera stop. I think that he's going to be like, never mind, just kidding and keep the ring and not give anyone a road.

I think like he's gonna Part of me feels like that too. Conversation Becca should be the bachelorette? That makes sense to me? Good, Yeah, do you think guys as guys, do you think that because it feels like they try to pick bachelorette like guys want to bone so badly they would be that they would be in a frenzy, like she's not like a Joe Joe type. Feels like guys would be like, I'm want to Joe Jo, you know what I mean? Like it feels like Becca is

almost too elegant. I feel that way. I mean, I think she's really pretty, super pretty, but I don't feel like, oh yeah, so who would it be? Who do you so we got Kendall. We got to me. Becca m is the most interesting, but she's what you think guys would be like, I want to get out of a t I think so, And I think there's a certain kind of freaky thing about number three candle candles. She's sexy. What do you think, Katy? Who do you get to be the bachelor? Who do you think he's going to get?

The proposed I kind of think the opposite where he'll give it if he does do the thing where he gives it to one and which I think he would give it to Lauren and then say he wants Becca. But I don't. I don't know. I could see I'm also ending up with nobody and who and who do you think it's going to be a bachelorette? I would like it to be Becca because I like her tea I think would be okay. Yeah, I think Kendall would

be fun. I would love Kendall. She may feel a little too weird for I like the storyline of I'm Carky. I can't. I can't like nobody's ever I've been a novelty I like. I like the idea they've never had to take seriously that's actually really true, Like, oh, I've always just been kind of like fun for fun for like a month. What about Annalie's do you guys remember? Do I remember? Didn't she have the bumper car? No? That was every trauma and the dogs and the dogs.

You auditioned to play the young version of Annelies, didn't you. Yeah? I was afraid of the dogs and the bumper car. Apparently if you just like sit at a bomber car place and just go, you were wonderful in that. That's on your real you were wonderful. You did great work, and sometimes you do your best work in the deleted scenes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah, guys. I mean, oh my god, this I

was looking forward to this all day. And I gotta say I have to say you two are new to the podcast and you're fan favorites, and it's been such a treat having you. We love you. You're in the family now. I love it, You're in Thank you so much. Um now, Debbie, oh no, we I feel like since you've never been through this, you've never watched the season, will you commend it with us next week? You don't have to. Are you gonna be in town? I'm gonna be in town. That will you. I want to know

what you think. You've never been through a season. I want to hear your feelings. You can, you can let me know. Yeah, I'm gonna let you know. But um, this feels actually like on tell All when they were saying that beck I should go to Paradise and I got so hyped. This is like, genuinely the moment, Oh my god, I was like, oh my god, is this like a It's a real invitation. I will be here

in the giant dream DreamCatcher ear rings. It is. And if our show goes to season two, it's like people are just gonna have to understand that we have a really deep action come into the shack filled with comic books, and we like go do things like things like we go to the moon together. You know what I mean. Truly, this is the fantasy suite in my heart. You watched You Got to You Got To Be Friend, the Bogo Bookie.

I know, Please don't kill me. I really don't want you to take the character that you developed today, and I want you to be in the remake of Father the Brightest Frank. Oh my god, you're yes, that's what I want. I want you to do that, and he also does the dolphin. I love that. You've got to do a yakof smearing off style. Great idea is about Peru. Yeah all right, you Peru. You're like the alien Maxa. I don't know. I get you pregnant, I get you into a condo. Okay, okay, you go. Okay, guys, I'm

going to can I read Here's here's the email. Here's the email that we've got is so fucking good. Here's a I'm gonna read one email. Email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com. Here's a good one. It's called from Natasha thorson Ari live in Scott's Vegas. Hi uh okay, are Aaron Katie an amazing cabinet members and special guests. Um. I work in marketing and I decided to creep on Ari's real estate page. You can see

he only has two listings. One is a condo and the other his his parents house as seen on the show. The condo is probably where his brother keeps his mute wife. Who knows his parents, who knows his parents might be upgrading since his dad probably has real race car money. But it doesn't seem like he's pulling a ton of business. Apparently, his realistic career is just as lack luster as his

racing career. Also, I lived at Scott's Deal for a while, and though I was only there for a sure period of time, because I got my aspect to New York City as fast as I could, I noticed there are plenty of older people, but also a ton of young hotties downtown Scotts Deal. It's even known locally as God's Vegas. I'm sure now that he's engaged, he will miss those weekends he's spent scamming on college girls at the pool, parties at the W Hotel. Thank you for doing the

Lord's work. This is easily my favorite political podcast. Love you more than Lauren b Loves blank Stairs. Natasha, Natasha, Natasha. And then we also there's gotta be a lot of houses in Scottsdale. Yah, the thing maybe several friends from scott Stale. Scuts still is really cute. And now that he's but we also got also I know some garbage people from scott Stale. They sent us We got from Sandy sent us a box of from my mom. Say

It's swaggy. Is your mom named Sandy? Say? It on Swag sent us t shirts that say don't glamb shamey. I know it's I'm going to joke, but you guys are doing the Lord's work. But seriously, with all the crap going on this world, we need more laughed and fun. So thank you for just being you guys. Love you guys, and you're awesome. Show Sandy there it is, don't glamb shamey. Will you guys help me pick tweet of the week. Okay, here we go, Here we go, Rob, do you wanna

do you want to? I want to read them. I'm bad at reading. I am too, which I found out. I'm terrible. Okay, I'm not awesome at it. You guys have the same glasses my boyfriend has. God Um. Cheyenne Constant, who was on fire at trick Ci Firecracker says, I have to wait a week to see what Ari did. That was so horrible that he piste off Caroline. Caroline, Yeah, so horrible that they had to distract us with John Cenake, Baron holtzon. Honestly, man was so horrible we forget. He

said I love you three times tonight. I love that. It was painful. It really, I hate integration god Um Lisa joy At by way of v a Um. I've waited all this time for a smidge of personality from Lauren, and it finally came the morning after the Fantasy Suite. Who knew all it took was some Scott steel head dick to be brought to life. I love that that Scot stale bread dick, Dick g at the vitamin g at Arden Marine. I want to see all the taxidery

taxidermy dioramas in Kendall's workshop. After this breakup, the role of Ari is played by a dead Peruvian chilla or some kind of weasel. Good Mattie Sterling at MW muppet Becca's X. We dated for seven years. She's the love of my life. I know everything about her Ari, okay, but I've known her for five minutes and fucked her in a year in the desert on national televin. So that's really good. That's good too, Lacy Lacy Joe g at Lacy Joe. Was Becca more surprised that Ross talked

to Ari or that Ari could hold a conversation? All right, what do you think for the final two dioramas? Dioramas and I think becas X. Yeah yeah, yeah, five minutes. Okay, so let's hear yeah, okay, So let's here, Miguel, it's here, the two final two? Who said that? Final two? Um at the Vitamin G. I want to see all the taxidermy dioramas and Kendall's workshop. After this breakup, the role of Ari is played by dead Ruby and Chinchilla or some kind of weasel. Yes uh at m W muppet.

Becka's X. We dated for seven years. She's the love of my life. I know everything about her. Are okay, but I've known her for five minutes and fucked her in a year in the desert on national television. So I'm gonna go with b same fund her in a yard. What did you like? Yeah? Yeah, okay, all right. You guys like us on Facebook, like us on iTunes? Where can we find everybody? Brian Sofie, Do you have anything you want to promote? Not especially the podcast comes out

every Thursday? Print shade on your wall? What would you like to promote? Ms? Debbie and just like at D E B B y Ryan And she's so good on and stationable. Oh my god, I can't wait. It's so going to be so good. You think I'm good. Literally, I would sit in here and makeup and watch her outtakes, just watch her like cracking people up, people quote things that she said when we weren't even rolling as Insight gave me the They gave me the I have a

really fun role. You messed up, you really everything. I am the villain and they let Oh my god, I wear a Mulla dress and you can't even believe how you can't even the level of evil I am. And we had a fun one of my favorite scenes after it was one of our scenes and it was like very earnest and very funny, and very earnest and very funny. I closed talked to you. I close talk to you. You close your as to like a jello put like

a container. I like. And I got to say he's by Felicia, But I don't know if they'll keep it in. You did grab my ass. I grabbed your ass. You also referred to one of our coworkers as hot Team wear Wolf, which I hope that he is a hot team wear a wolf. Sweety sweet boy. Um, Rob, what do you have coming up? Uh? This? Okay, you're the best. I have a movie coming out in a couple of months, about thirty miles from nowhere, and where can people find

you at? Rob Bennedict. Okay, so I'm at Marine M Y A R I M. I'm gonna be at Hi and it is doing my political hyena stand up. Uh and but Dallas, Texas April six and seventh. I'm going to be in Alaska March sixteenth and seventeenth, and then we're going to Moontower in Austin the weekend of April twentie. I'm not kidding. We would love for if there's any way, Because Alexis was saying she can see you guys all

have a ship ton of Instagram follows. She slides into the d ms of the hotels and that's like she just gets people to put her up. Wow, that's awesome. I mean, I currently I don't have plans for four twenties. Do you want to come? Will you come? Let's go? Oh god, do you want to get me high and see something awful? Oh my god? Drugs Arden the Batchel. You're right, you're right. I'm not good at drugs. Okay,

I'm not good. Maybe I'll take a Mexican ambient. You can watch me online shop and order myself makeup palace. That's the good drugs watching your self destruction? Do you want to you can come get high for twenty and I'll be there. Alexis said that she would help you, like because you've got all You've got enough will to slide into the d M. Y can this episode be called you had Me at ju Jitsu? There's so many, so many ross with the dollar signs we've got, We've got. Okay, guys,

I don't want to hold you hostage. This has been, This has been, Katie, And do you have anything you want to promote? I don't know. Well, work at our new website. You're building the website. I'm building the website Rose podcast dot com. Yes, I have one thought. I while we were recording this, I do you did Lauren's parents vote for Trump? I think so? She did? Know Laurie send it to me. Laurie sent me her mom's Twitter feed and she went on just to like talk

about she's super proch she loves Trump. You know, it's a political podcast. At the Hyena, Bachelor fans are actually crazier than like fans of rock stars and laship. Oh my god, So what do you think you can capture Becca mm and bringer to us, because if you can, I will find dream catch her earrings. Oh my god, I'll wear peacock earrings. I'm gonna I'm making it my mission. Okay, Okay, I don't make my mission. Could just come to the end.

We'll just have her comfort like the last twenty minutes, so she doesn't have We don't have to torture her. I shouldn't say what were you guys have a recording my phone number sixty nine sixty six. All right, you guys. I mean I feel like we've really My heart races again when I have a bad day and I end the day here. I'm sorry, this was a long night, but this was an important one. We need to do this. You need to do it. Rob. Good luck out on

the boulevard tonight. Thank you. Today's the day for you. Today. Tonight we're gonna go. We're gonna go with Call Entertainment tonight in publica you guys, but just screamed, this is the woods. We're in nature. Okay, here we come trying. It's always so slow. It's so slow that here I'm turning it on. It's not is it connected? It's not connected. Is it connected? Why not play? Why you not play? Oh my god, welcome to parole. I have a Friday

Fichu picture. But that's plenty good things to doing. Para like Palla lah I like I love you? Do you love me? I love you? I love telling you I love you. Oh you put a lady to miss miss I don't love who you too? Rustle? Are you a pistock? She little prescient pisto. She's a firecracker pistol. You made him in your hand. You made a friend by