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All the happiness in the world, no entering Stockholm. Oh my god, the dream changes together back like lovers and tertid this disappointing season of Vet, this water down be your favorite shows back all the happened in we except the most stipendous cast of Bachelor Herd I's ever know. Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose, the only podcast about grief and the Bachelor. My name is Arte Marine. I can't tell you how horny I am right now. We're in a hot box. We might be a burning man.
We might be a burning man. And as I don't know if I've mentioned this before. I'm not a desert flower. I'm a pure Viking living in the desert. Somehow, it is so fucking hot Los Angeles is on fire on what better way to go down and flames them with my gast friends. To my left is my platonic lover, the real keeper of secrets, fellow Rhode Island or sexy wonder woman, look like an object of my lady desire, miss Ary, the best, the best intro ever Aaron, how
are you? I missed you? I missed you. After all these weeks of watching b I p by myself. I almost did the burning man thing of running into the flames. Yeah, you should have my body on fire like that. Random you should have run to I kea. I assume my key has its burned on in Burbank. You should just be right into the ball and screaming I need a y fund for my island. Wrench and take me sweeten,
take me sweeten. Um, Aaron, you look lovely. Thanks. I showered, look up, had a nice coffee shows stop ragging kill? Did you have a nice time in Rhode I had the best time in Rhode Island. Some some of girls did some boating swam. Did you feel that you were near to Jenna Marine of a little Compton real estate for all your summer rental needs? I screamed out, Who do I call from my summer rental needs? Who do I have to to get a good summer rental? It
turns out it's my mother. She sent a video yesterday of mittens the kittens climbing the tree on the lake. I can't believe we were there almost for like twenty four hours. I just want to say, and I'll say this at the end. I'll do it at the end. Okay, across from me a sexy motherfucker. He is God on Supernatural. He's also a Rex star. He also really likes Canadian bachelorettes and is willing to dress in woolen winterwear and the heat to face time with them so he looks
more Canadian. But most importantly, he has been the Bachelor of the Year of the Willie Said the Worst podcast. Mr Robert Benedicto very manly today. Oh my god, you were here last week when we had Alex the Russian process that happened, and you saw all of the lady ease. We all had our pupils turned to heart. Were you jealous at he's so much? Man? I could never be that much man? And then I were talking about it afterwards,
he's too much, too much. I was sitting where Patrick, where you're sitting, and I could see all the women's eyes just like do eyeing him the whole time. Every time he'd speak, They're they're like, like, I know, I know we all. I know I know all of us. Okay, we hold that thought for one second. I want to introduce to my right guys, you're getting to podcasts this week, because I was so excited to receive a text from the woman who actually gets a paycheck from this podcast,
the woman who actually goes to work. She has a free day today, and it's like, you get a freak. You get two hours to spend with this fucking goddess. You're gonna get a podcast, and that podcast is not gonna have air conditioning. Ladies and gentleman. You know from Criminal Minds, you know her from another period, but mostly you know her as the woman with the most symmetrical, perfect face on the face of planet Earth, Miss Paget person symmetry. You have a perfectly never metrical face you
have a beautiful face. That's so I want to be here. We love your face is we love so much. Moment I find out I have a free Tuesday, oh my god, I'll I'll put I'll put a We can do it in November when The Bachelor is not even on. We can just get together and just talk about past episode. Do it. Let's do it because because because pretty much soon it's gonna have to be till January before we get going. So you all met Alex. Alex was here last week. I don't know if you saw what he
was wearing. Did you have you seen he was wearing? Sitting here, his head almost touched the ceilings. Claimsy six too, But I think that might be in like SENTI me like, I think he means he means that he's actually like nine too. He's so fucking here, he's nine, And I don't understand where he could have gotten that. Was it a jama set? It was a suit. It was like a polyester short suit shorts. It was a short slaved jacket and a short outfit. And he stood and we discussed,
Anna is here? Anna stereos is here? A stereos always hears such fucking madness. Um, we all we were all feelings because you you would make out with Alex, wouldn't you hear it completely? Would you make out with Alex? He's not your type. I don't know. I just feel like his beard would rough up too much. It's too
much to the discuss extra man hair. Oh Anna and I were saying afterwards that it would actually be intimidating because he's so much is too much, like it too much, too much, there's not enough thimbles of wine and there's not enough thumbles to get me terrified. And Anna and Katie especially really, Craig, if you last week, every time he spoke, you're like, and we're best friends. Very seriously, like lean over showed like how is your podcast? How
is your podcast? Anna? With him, you loved him. He's your best friend. Yeah, he is my best he is your best friend. He was so great. He came into my podcast and he was so ethnically amy us. Everybody should listen to it for audio. Yeah, and yeah, I know he was great. He stayed afterward and talked to all of us. And my co host had never seen the Bachelorette and she was like, very skeptical at first like, why are you just inviting a beautiful guy to be
on our podcast? And after what she was like, he was amazing. He's amazing. He's amazing. Okay, am I good enough for him? I wish he would be the Bachelor because he would just be such a wild card. I is his own man. He's an accountant. Anyway, even we see an accountant that doesn't make sense and we were like, why didn't you do Badge and Paradise. He's kind of like, that's not my scene. He doesn't drink. He knows what
he is, he is, he doesn't. All I have with most of these people is they don't know who they all. Before we get going, going, before we get going, we didn't even discuss last week because nobody fucking cares Nick and Vanessa broke up. Does anybody care? Oh no, nobody cares. The fan is actually pleasing, is like he must be this guy wanted to television fame. So is there a fan in here? Just pointed at the ceiling? Can we pointed at us? Is there anyway? Oh? My, it's so hot.
My personality is only going to be upright for twenty more. Good day to wear thick jeans. Oh my god, I'm gonna cream the jeans. Um Um, nobody cares. Okay. Number two the guy who starts the Bachelor at the guy who started the Badchel of Mike Place, who's brother of Heidi flaes Um. He keeps tweeting out. He kept tweeting out, we're gonna say the new Bachelor, and he did it last night again. He was like, we're gonna announce it during Paradise. Motherfucker. I think they don't know. I think
it was Peter. And then Peter back that they were supposed to announce it on Good Morning America. So do you don't think it's Peter? I think they want Peter badly. And he released a list that they claim as the top five fan favorite choices for the Bachelor, but and he said, it's not going to be someone from Jojo was number two on the left with Peter ben Higgins ben Hagen again, but then there was also ben Z on one list. They're like inter swapping bench didn't already
wasn't a Bachelor? Yeah, I mean like yeah again yeah, but they were saying round two for awful ben Hagen. He's so boring. I know he couldn't I have to change our podcast. I would be so bored. I also just want to say, in a serious note, you guys,
yesterday was my last day on Grief Island. I gave myself the Labor day, and I wanted to say, for any of you out there who experiences loss, if you can surround yourself with bachelor contestants and television stars and comedians, and if you can go to the woods and then spend time in a comic bookshop with a giant accountant from Russia in a in a pursuit, and then go with your mother to Project Runway. And I'm going again. I'm going to the real Project Runway on in New
York to maybe meet him Gunn who I love. I mean, can I just say, all of you, you guys, all put humps me back together again? I would, I would say I'm better than that. I truly feel like I we thought Kenny was going to carry me off of Grief Island. It turned out it was Alex and his. It was Alex and his flamengo suit. That suit he got it like for us, for you, I feel great good And I wore your bathing suit. Just cutter my author's ashes. Oh, my god, creepy, but I'll show you
the video. We were like feral witches in the sea. It might be illegal. I don't know we were supposed to do that, but like it was, it was a story may Yeah, yeah, we did it. Okay, when I say we did it, we didn't really do it, but it was it was most of it was buried. But then everybody does also copy out there, and we didn't. I'm lying. I'm lying. I'm lying. That would be the worst thing ever. Pulls like a family over. He's like, I'm sorry, You're gonna need to scoop him back out
of the sea and put him into that bowl. And so you're an arrestaur being sexy. Officer, I'm greeting and I'm ready to make some I thank you so much. And you can tell by my odd outfit that I've been making. You're making me horny. You're an arrest our making me horn Officer. Put your dick back and your pan it's still it's in your pants are and put it in more. Officer to SUSA Lutenant. I don't know what did I do. Maybe I'm just carrying a lot of cigarette ashes. You don't know what these ashes are
maybe I like larks. Okay, let's get going. So I just wanted to thank everybody everyone that's so nice. Turns out you can still show up for fun thing and even when you're not fully at your best. You guys, I didn't know that I would just put myself on my sarcophic guests until I was like, I'm a human and guy, and then I would go back out. The show goes on, life goes on, and by the show, I mean life. Here we go. Let's just start up the beauty a bachelom paradise is there's really no order,
like it doesn't matter. I even really talked to some of you guys about the season. Let's just cut to the thing that we're all thinking about is can they all drown? Christina and Dilo I have now come around. Everyone's very mad at Dean and I'm gonna be risky and say I'm not fucking Christina. Can't you He cannot break up with her? She will not accept his breakup.
Here's a we've all on paper. Yeah, there's certain people we should let you know so and so's a nice guy, blah blah or whatever, like you're supposed to like them. And you're fucking you want to get into the bone zone with bad Tommy. Kay, Like, Okay, she won't accept his breakup, and I feel like it's now at this point on her. That's because they slept together, right, they slep together. But I think for a week, right, didn't they go live together for a week? Here's the rumor?
Should we say it? Anna? Should we say so? I think he'd subble out out his house and so he didn't have any compe he went with her, so he was like he went to her house and then so it was like too much time. It's like everyone sleeps together, impared. I mean, in real life, we've all slept with people and then been like, I know he shouldn't lie them, but I like somebody else, and she wouldn't let him break up with She wouldn't let him. He tried. Now here's where he he made some he made some errors
along the way. He shouldn't have given her the rose and then made out. I mean, there's like obviously young things, but he's like he slept there and then like the next day. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying I'm not saying he's classic. It's easier for me to say, because I didn't meet him, so you have a personal connection. Now he's put him in a baby beyard, and now I understand he understanding that why he was kind of depressed. He was very San Francisco when we did the podcast,
was the worst thing that ever happened to him. He was like, people are gonna hate me. Yeah, he felt morbid guilt. He said Paradise was the worst thing that ever happened to him. He was talking is like he I said, the Russian chick and he corrected me with her name defensively about her. He was like, it's Christina And I said, oh, you know what she and he said, she's She's the greatest. And he just is like he's a broken man. Six he we saw him in San
Francisco like he was the object of everybody's desire. Yes, in that room, he was bringing people drinks on the audience that night. Oh he was so sweet, but like he wasn't ready to have a girlfriend. No, I mean like that that's the that's it's a hard situation because Christina is, you know, wonderful, but it also she just became like a fun sponge. She was and you're on an island and you're drinking and you want to bang
the hot lady. Yeah, and we've all been there. I just it just happened to be last Saturday, and I didn't maybe uh and so you know, and he's like twenty five and at some point Christina just needs to go funk you like she did so. He was a pit. He was a little piggy. Yeah, and she needs to get some serious self esteem and be like, I'm out
of here. That's exactly because, like you, at a certain point, I think if she'd done that earlier, if she's done I'm out of here earlier, he would have actually and when like I did, here's where he here. I didn't like his obviously. I hated his birthday half birthday cake thing. That was awful. You know. I don't like, please be patient, it's like fucking I mean, he did break up with her a few times. She didn't accept it, so then
he was like, well, please be patient. Like like I can see he doesn't want anybody to be mad at him. It's like, she's not gonna like if you break up with her and go fun deelo. But but you have to get over the fact that she's gonna be mad at you. Yeah, she's gonna be mad at you. Yeah, I agree with you. She's a five worst mistakes. Oh my god, Oh my god. I realized I had one more on my list. I was texting my number less night. I had one more. I forgot about one. How many
people I slept with? I forgot one more. Yeah. I was fully well. I made out I dry humped everybody. I was fully convinced I was gonna get every disease in the book. I was over the pants dry hump. No, no, no, no, not from dry humping. So that's why only dry hump was. I was like, because, I because because when I came of age, right at the height of everything. So I was like, I got at the dry humpy hump, the age of the dry home, the age of the dry hump. Up on the corner of dry hump and dry hump,
dry hump, dry hump. Get the dry hump dance, kids to do the dry humph grinding the baby over your jeans. Okay, okay, um, what's happening. She came of age, so okay, So yes, he's he's got to mess up dad. I mean that's what it all comes out too. But I thought it was a pretty great dad. Awesome dad, great dad. Let me look at me? Do you have any mon? Bean? Sir, what do you have to eat? Meat? Furniture, lorny dorms? And I'm a really good fat Are you can I? Hey,
I'm Rachel. Can I Can I talk things out with you outside? No? No, I want to. That's a spit. Oh okay, I'd rather not. She's like an ex girl. Just leave me along now, Now your ex wife and versus your new wife. Who is the greatest woman that ever lived. My ex wife was the most amazing. No, if it's my girl wife right next to my ex wife. She's a real looker. She's the best woman that ever lived. Want to spit again? Oh? Are you okay? Sorry? Yeah?
Mr I'm no even really a really good father? All right? Um? Yeah, so he's got that guy. He's got that guy. But yeah, okay, yeah, that makes sense. I wish that Christina had stayed though, because but the thing is, they keep bringing in the worst men. There's no one what about that boring hot guy. There was that really boring hot guy that was kind of nice, Chase. He lived in Colorado. He was on some but Caitlin's or Judge supposedly in that list of five top five, if he've been on like he was
boring and hot and like he seemed nice. I don't remember him at all. He had he would look cute in like a winter I love a winter look, and he looked cute, no winter sweater. He owned a house. It was boring and nice. Everybody they're looking through and he owned a house. I'm staying if they brought him to parent the last dude like like, oh yeah, they're bringing in his blake, bringing up these hot nobody wanted Ben Higgins though, I'm sorry your face used with tickle
jack Stone, and I wouldn't. I would drown myself and I would go out for like like a long swim and then not return with the date card. Dude, I can't like every time a guy would come out of the which I would want to throw my teeth. I think some really good girls. There are some pretty women, pretty women, wraps. It's traps, tickle monsters kissing several people you know, and jack Stone. Okay, let's talk about jack Stones.
Don't ever talk about Jackson Dark Meat. Thanksgiving, Laurie. I know, Laurie. Your rival, LORI who you met and ended up. How did you feel when you met Laurie. I don't want to put words in your bout I enjoy she liked you, like like Laurison, because here's the beauty of Laurie if she's basically she's like our our research departments. So she went in deep lessing and she sent me a she sent me a video of Amanda on and basically saying that the rumor of jack Stone being a bad kisser
actually came about during the break. She said that, so Amanda was getting interview and she said that they were they all stayed at the resort for a couple of days after they stopped filming, and that our girl Danielle malt be the nurse from Nashville. Danielle. Danielle m actually made out with jack Stone, and she's the one who said he was a bad kisser, and that's why when they came back, she didn't give him the rose. And so then the word got out was because he jack
Stone is a bad kisser. That was how the rumors started. I see, I didn't know where that came. I didn't understand why trying to dispel a rumor, I know nobody heard it, but Laurie, Laurie went indeplas. She lives inside the dark web. She really does. Literally that's her address. It's fascinating the number of texts. So I get it's like, I love it. It's like she's harnessed her compulsion all
towards the Bachelor. Okay, so Jack Stones, apparently, I part of me felt like that was a pity, a pity thing. They're like, I know he has good but they how bored are they that? Even Raven and delo or like kissed him twice? Yes, they're bored and drawn board board and drunk. I'm bord and drunken hot right. Now, here's the thing about Jack Stones. He's got to kind of face where you're sort of distracted by his teeth because it makes you see his whole skull, like you can
picture that whole skull caps chomped it on, chompers. I picture a man. I picture a skull with huge teeth and like like glued on like five o'clock shadow on this. It's something I don't know. I didn't picture not No, that's all. I'm through my TV set and pork. Let's
talk about poor Christen. First of all, we'll start with the scallet fingers saying again they were all so mean and as much as I love my boy Wells, even Wells was getting in on the scalp fingers, saying and put the scales on his banger, how do we like? I listen. I don't want anybody to feel bad about themselves, obviously. I just find her so annoying and so irritating. That scalt fingers is making me so happy. She comes like
she has that energy. It's her energy. And the Canadians Daniel, who we've also met, I've met, not Daniel, but the person Daniel's lazy and what's her name, Kristen. Kristen are terrifying. They're just like their energy is just like so um. I find scalop fingers to be joyful energy, like I just like, oh I can't, I can't can I just you know, I think you guys actually carry me off for Grave Island. I don't think you guys, you guys okay,
I want to come back, so in a minute. I think Kristen actually, but she's sort of a good sport where like she'll be like, okay, let's do it. She just like she's almost like somebody who's like, like if you were on amazing race and there was gross foods you had to eat, like that was equivalent of having
to go on these dates with these idiot guys. She's like, Okay, yeah, let's go blake like she she's the one that put the contact in the wind and the sun, and then would have been that would have been me on a physical date like that, that would have been me on the boat. I would said it would not have been here I thought she was. I wanted her to throw up in the thrope to go back into and then a toe off. So I know how much do we want to take a team trip to Salita and do
that bounce thing? I want to I want to both bounce. I want to bounce you and then I want you all to bounce me. I want to get bounced and I want to see I want to like take the three of us and try and rock it rob like into the right. The only vacations I've ever taken in my life was in two thousand two to save It
was real beautiful. But now but we could go to port of our yard and then higher like a driver and drive us up and then we need to bounce Rob into the water and then have but we all need to band together and each of us bounced the other. We need to see who can rocket the highest into the water and in our bathing soon And have you worn your speedo? I haven't yet. I haven't wait for the right time. Save it. Save when you're testing testing
first come down. Um, yeah, that was you know, it was a great That was a pretty good cut, like them having the best times of the bouncy and then like I just can't get it back in my eye. If I could just like her just trying to adjust the contact and then meanwhile the other two just having the blast. Now did you think that Fred so this is what's her name? What's her name? And Fred having the best time Dominique, did you think? Do you think did you think that Fred stood a chance of getting
I was cheering for Diggie, but I like Fred. I thought that was the only suspense of the show. Diggie lost me after choke on my strawberry two weeks ago and he was like it choke on at stick it in your mouth and choke Ye did anyone said her? He fed? I did so weird porns yince. He took a strawberry and fed it to her and said, choke on, choke on it. He said, choke on it, and my friend and I like giggle after no, no, no, my
share up. My friend who agreed to do the podcast with me, and Rhoe Island, who has never seen this show. We were watching it together and she was like, what the fuck? Like she's like a mom, you don't. He was just like I think I think though Diggie. What I think Diggie is like super affable and sweet, but he has no sexual energy. It was somewhere and give a receive I think he wants to. I think he wants to be like to be. He wants to give a receipt. He wants to like have somebody choke on
it so hard it grossed me out. He I think he just would say everything wrong and everything trying, you know what I mean, Like he would be like I wanna I want to eat your eyes, and they're like what that's really like? He just says the wrong thing.
And when I point something out, it's so hot in here that we're almost like how Carly and Evan that day they fell in we might we might one of us might walk out of here and our subtle you're in on this, you don't know it could be you to we might actually walk out of here as like a throuble a couple. You don't know, like anything's possible,
Like we're so fucking hot. We might be covered in paint, like in our underwear, like like no, this is my true soul mate, like tripping her balls off on ayahuasca. You don't know, like anything could We might have murdered somebody and just like dressed ourselves in their skin, Like anything could happen. You haven't even heard, like like like we did weird dating dating, But you're like, but you're actually like a couple. It's not just a three come.
It's like it's like we're like we lived together and you know my partners her husband and her boyfriend a stubble and Paget and I lived together as a throuble in the hill of Acina. What do I do with my husband and yan Cino? I like kidding, I'm glad that that was the order of the question. The hamlet, the hamlet of the hamlet. It is because we have to stay so hot that once we get cool enough we'll realize what if we don't. I've always wanted to
force myself onto a couple just sweating and thick. Jesus, that's that's really where I feel. What you guys, they have a corduroy lighting. When you got dressed this morning, you're like, okay, l as on fire. It was cooler this morning. It was only like A C is out in this fucking comic book. Is the A C s We're in the attic. We're in a sweat lodging attic. I wasn't prepared for. Oh my god, your jeans coated rob Yeah, they're J J C. Pennies, fleece jeans inside designers.
Please use the J. C. Penny accessory. Thought early, thoughtfully. My pockets are designers, please use. My undercarriage is the undercarriage that was an actual person at the beginning of jack Stone. That's textones to shrivel alien attacks in the corner of the realm. I got the opposite of a wax. I actually get fleece added on to my undercarriage so that I have a yeast infection at all times. Okay, So let's so then we have let's talk about when
Christina said before she left. Karma is a bit. What does that even mean? Like you mean because you're leaving? She put fire ants in Dilo's bed, She put ants in your kitchen, she put she also put as in my kitchen. That was really I thought that that meant she was gonna stay. And then they were going to use another guy. It's gonna be really hot guy, and something's gonna happen. I don't think understands what yeah you did. Karma is a bit. But in my country, you say,
comma bit, then you walk away in second place? Did and I spent five days to my lazy Susan and all of a sudden and he has no interest. I kill him. Calm a bitch, I kill I slice, I slice his hair off. But he did. He was fairly articulate when he said to Christina, I know I shouldn't want to do this, but I want to date dealo. Remember the woman on the joe? You want to did the woman on the joe? She's not a woman, she's a girl. The woman. Okay, Oh, my son is my
the love of my life? Brian? Did you get your hair? You got your you lose weight? You know? No, it's the wrong Barber, thank you, that's my that's my Bran's mom and the master of accents. Um, yes she did. He said, I hate myself that when she yeah laughed, yeaid I hate myself. I'm sorry. But he had said to her earlier, I know I shouldn't want this, but in my heart, I want to date, said it, he said.
And even when she's like, I give you, I give you two or three days and all you hang out with his dealough, it's like, yeah, he's not a girl, he's not. He says, that end you. And then when Raven says that Christina got mad at Raven, oh my god. It was like I had not been liking Raven during the episode, and then I was like, I like Raven again. That's I'm a I thought she was mean about dumb Blake when he arrived, like her, she looks so hot and lazy though that so maybe that's how she feels
how we feel right now. I think everyone was just I love his intro and he came down there like was amazing. It was the only guy that came in with a date card that could not get a date, I mean, and then like he and he literally he did compulsively talk about wa boom every person when he's like, I don't want to be the boom guy. I don't want to be Lucas. But he's letting out, but he's annoying, and he's he's got a catchphrase, Oh yeah, give me the he's the impression he falls in the same is
the impression that I'm touching you? Is it going to be you? This is the new show in this room is hard. If somebody's going to get shows, I don't know who I am after being through five weeks in Greef Island. I'm new and I'm free and I'm can sexual. Okay you guys. So he came in, he's a real I said no if no, Yeah, he's like if. Even Christie said, all I wanted to be was picked at the orphanage, and right now I do not want to
be you're feeding her orphanage. You know that Elon Gale has been coming up who said about like someone said about like something like I'm he's underwhelming or I'm not that impressed or I have low expectations and he lived up to them. Yeah, said that. It was such a good line, but I can't remember it now. I can't. I had low expectations and he lived up. Um, I don't have to shout out just at this halfway, not
even at the third point. About how about my favorite moment in the episode last night which I and I will I will. Could somebody please put this on loop and somehow or like make a gift out of it and put it on our Facebook page of Robbie standing in his leggings tights and Jack Stone walking by and slapping him in the dick. That was the bag those fucking tights. He was sitting there and he was wearing
legging like denim, jagging jaggings. He was wearing like jaggings, like the ones you said that you enjoyed getting at, like writing, like the jagging jaggings from writing. She loves him, she loves them. They've got back pockets. I can't even they do. BA hates them. He hates jaggings the most. How do you know? Because he's written about it. Then I won't wear them on fighting. I'm gonna wear I was gonna wear as alex Is as baggy jaggings too.
They don't wear a paper bag waist pants. I would warn you against a romper I'm not wearing any of that. You want to beat clean? Classic, simple, classic, simple? Okay, Wait, what's happening, what's happening? What's happening? I wore my pants inside out for four hours yesterday. Oh my god, what is that? Wait? What is that? You're walking around with the tag? I lost it so you can see the tag. I love the word all slowly well we are and
falling in love. Oh my god, Rob, when you said that, I need to make that coffee shop Trader Joe's walk around the neighborhood. I need to make that my and I was laughing so hard to cute enough booty that it works. It was like my sister was like, do you have her pants inside out? I was like no, And I was like, yeah, what's your sisters do? What is your sister do? It's my brother's birthday today. Have you heard Aeric? He's blind in one eye and a
genius and he's a huge hid and a boy named Zack. Okay, so yeah, so he Jackstone walks by Robbie and he like flicks he does like a dick flick or like yeah, and it was amazing, went down actually went down. The camera tight on Robbie for that moment, and yeah, we almost saw like his weave up close. Katie texted that she yeah that he has like a clip in. We can straight ladies, talk to me, talk me through how he gets that hair, because I can't visualize how it happens.
I think it's like I honestly think he flat irons it, but I think some of it is pieces. Like I think he actually like glued like a weft, Like okay, you know when people have fake hair like extensions. There are clippins, there are glue wins. But he has to reorganize his hair every time he gets out of the ocean, so it might be that he does have to clip it in or or like to pay take it. It's like there's so at night, is there a Patrick hair
that's on his side table? I think, oh yeah, please please, Like American he glue and he just lops in like a like a like gentri paste and just you know, you know what to spring your name when you sprain your ankle, and then they have that like the little like the bandage has like that weird clip thing, so it's sort of like a clip like that, but it hash I think he's attaching it to the hair he
has separate. I think it's been sewn in. I think he's vain enough and rich enough that he got it sort of sewn in, but he has to maybe cover the tracks when he gets out. Well, that's what guys do. You're right, I bet it's been sewn in for like for like, well they also some guys do the thing you can take hair off the back of your plugs are plugs. I think these are tracks, like I think like a housewife, like like a don't be tardy for the party, kind of a Tina on that show. I
think he might be right that it's like wove. I think he probably think the hair from then, like they do stuff like that. You mean from Atlanta. I think he's from Like I feel like in Atlanta, like those ladies of Atlanta, Like like I feel like there's lots of places you could go you get eyelash extensions and then get your your fucking falcon piece woven. And yeah,
And is it because he's got a receding hairline. It's because he's a dipshit in his no taste and hair like the fear fact that he Yeah, he probably has a recently good looking. If he shaved that ship all the way up? You think I do? But I like that you What do you mean you like like I like a pocket ball head? I want to smack it, you rabbit. Tell me, yes, you do it. I can't believe I haven't been sued. What do you mean? If I've had enough, I will go up to strangers in
a bar. Yeah, yeah, may I touch it? Yeah? I do that Benny Hill when patting the old guy the funk out of that guy. Yes, it's so funny. Oh god, you know what I love? Head? Here's what? Where's your hair go? I have to say that what I love? Here's what when we when we travel with Paget and Anna, you get on for one second. When we travel with Pagets, we see that shide come out, and I love it. It's like intense I feel. There's a photo Paget you've removed as your IMDb photo. There was a second. It
was your photo of you doing karaoke. She's her skint is wide and she's low and she's crouched like you've tell me when you hung out with that girl you hung out with the with the skulpe tapra. Yeah, now she you go full force. Tell us what have you seen? What have you seen? What happened to get the most out of life? I didn't think you guys though it's fun with you. I didn't think I would want to put a ring on you any harder than I did
after Nashville. And then I saw you at that fucking festival and it was Josh like at the moon, just like you with a bottle of stolen shard in your Aldo handbag and your gold booty's going I'm too famous and risk ship golf cart. I don't like white puffer and her cigarette and puffy coat. You don't have to sell me on any of this. I mean, wasn't it an amazing thing? It was like seeing a wild creature habit. We have fun. It's wild, it really is. You start
screaming out. I can't walk this far. I need a golf cart. I never walked this far, So give golf car, because sance my I am fancy I a golf car. I can't believe I'm walking this far. That's your bathroom at San Francisco. When you pick your music festival, you only picture coach Shelli. You only picked your string bikini or Bernie man Or San Francisco were rich programmers who are in black fleece and sneakers, and they're like, it's called out, I'm practical. Who needs to get fucked today?
And yeah, they're they're there to listen to the music and enjoy. Yeah. And also we got a golf cart ride to the value. Then when we finished, we were dumped like a slut garbage. I had to walk through the park. I do that when I lived there and was poor. I was not gonna do it now I have a fucking sprained ankle. That's my point. I wanted the golf cart for artists. Thank you. That's when I read my fancy. I care about best friends, best best Tradh,
best friend. Yeah. I can't remember you saying Arden's ankle, but I'm sure it was. Yeah it was. Why are you not? Why have you fucking I don't know. My filmal meter is going off right now. You would need to leave your fucking family, quit your career, quit your hand, travel with us with stars. I know I've got to leave my family. I just started a band called slut Garbage. Really, anybody and anybody, it was kind of what it was. Yeah, after we stole their liquor, yeah, and put it in
my purse. They wouldn't give us a golf card, dude, and you natually got a golf you missed, and you you actually missed. And I don't blame you, because I wouldn't have gone if I wasn't on the lineup. When we did the goddamn comedy, Jim, Alex and Valentino came and I basically did a crowd surfing only on them, like I basically this guy carried around over his head and then it's got delicately placed in by my new accountant who was wearing as tech leggings. And and you
played the role of my Courtney Cox. I played the role of Courtney Cox. And it was magical. Thank you, Okay, I know you guys were great. It was amazing. No, I don't believe I wouldn't. We didn't want to go and we had a good time. Okay, then we have Okay, so then we have Chris. Oh my god, god, no morning the same. I ain't know. I'm but tired with myself. I got used this a little some skirl ups. Oh my god, this is almost like eats. We're gonna eating each other like I'm the first to go. I'm clearly
the weakest. I'm clearly the weakest, but I did just make it. I am extra powered from fucking being angry samoan all right, I was a samoan are Okay, So Robbie and Amanda, he gotta be twenty eight dollars in a minute when starving, I got a smart tests love nuts. It's gonna keep us alive for the next minutes. Ago, we're gonna have sex with each other. Now we're gonna
eat each other. I have a pretty juicy booty, Okay, Robbie and Amanda when the band name Robbie and Amanda go on a date and she's like yeah, they go to like a local like a Mexican street fair, and you can tell her the look at her. Fiz was like like her like it was cute, and she's like a bath and then they did the bath gat and then the lowest fireworks display ever. I was like, someone's
hair is gonna get caught on fire. I mean, I know it's Mexico and there's no personal safety, but someone I thought his weed was going to get fired by firecracker. And then anyways, like he takes her out too. I think there's a lot of fake hair going on. That over again, and then there was the longest pause and like she was like vomiting, and she goes like she's so clearly not into him, but I think she knows that in order to stay relevant on social media, you
need to make it to the end with someone. Yeah. I feel like Amanda is going to peel off her face is going to be Robbie, and then Robbie's going to be, oh my god, the part of his hair. He had not mention her kids once and he got into the ship and he's not into it at all. He's like a girl who has children and we'll see how it goes. And then at the end he basically turned into a competition. He's like, I think a man
and I could be the most medable. What the formidable trash bags dating on a fucking san please formidable couple, go kill yourself. I was so odd to me, like they're going to be the next to Michelle and Obama, Like what baraka Michelle formidable? It was when they go low, I go lower. That's that's there there. It was such a weird thing to say, like he doesn't really honestly, he may you want to make it to the end. She doesn't want to be with him, but she knows
I just don't get the appeal. I don't I don't get the appeal of her. I really don't know her personality, and I think that she's tiny's tiny mom. I want to come in and rescue, but I don't actually want to hang out with your kids. I just want to be She may be hot in person, she may not the new lips, the new face. Last year, she like there's a lot of personalities like Rave and like, I think there's a lot of awesome women on that island. They have good personalities. I think they'd be fun to
hang out with. And then a man, it just is just it's just seems like a no but nobody's but no one's really pursuing her this year, Amanda. Yeah, I mean, like we all agree Daniel made the right choice, being like, let's talk about Raven and Adam. Alex made a point last week which he was like, I know he comes off doll on TV show, in real life, he actually he's,
like he said, he's a good catch. He's a nice guy, he has a real job, he makes he's like a money manager, Like he's like he's just like a dude with a job, who's just a normal guy. That's still I just don't I mean, I don't know. I'm so it's easy for me to say, but I think she's amazing. I think she's she's awesome. She's super fun over her, and I think she's starting to know she's amazing. I'm over her. She's like she's just having fun dealing with her to try to get her booked for I'm over so.
I just felt like, I feel like she's having a moment. She knows she's having a moment. Look, wrangling all of them is tough. Let's be real, Like it's like trying to give kittens to bath. They're nearly famous. Everybody wants to fuck him. They have like they can make their money from Instagram and Snapchat like a new career. I felt like, like, look, she's probably very nice girl. I don't mean because it's bad for me the same. I just felt like, like, Okay, cut this out. I guess
I shouldn't trash Ravent Well. No, I mean, you can visibly see she's she has lots a little bit of the sweet humbleness that we all fell in love with. So she's she's I mean, she is affected by how other people treat her. Yet I did like you. I like how she dealt with to Mario. I like how she dealt with Christina. That was very hard she was and that I thought that was great. I just don't think he's dynamic enough for her. But maybe it's a couple that can dynamic. Do you want Nick Vile to
picker like? Who like? No? I just don't think her matches. I'm so surprised that more of that, none of the other girls have gone for Wells. They've really steered Claire, like they actually obeyed the Nowell's law. I'm suprised that someone's going to break that. I really thought somebody would have broken that me too, Hey, it might be coming. Do we think that Wells will come back for a twin? Oh? No, he would go. He wouldn't. He didn't know, he wouldn't.
He would not our wills. No, our Wells wouldn't do that, not our well not our Wells. Do you think? So? Where does Wells go from here? Does he come back? I mean, if he's not the bachelor, does he come back again? As the bartender two heel. He hasn't hooked up with anyone. He's been a gentleman to be the next Chris Harrison, though he's like not even and he actually has a career. He's like an I heart radio du He's got like a big radio show in Nashville. Like he could maybe be on track to be more
like like a TV host like a Ryan Seacrest, but funny. Yes, you're right because he I mean, he's definitely being used sort of and is willing to be. He's a secret weapon here and there where he's the show drags and they're like, but we put a puppet on it to something. He's like, yep, and he's great like a Carson energy level.
He can't do that. And and his conversation with Christina saying why are you It was this person who's not funny for you know, he's a good and he was like and all the dummies standing around like there was a conversation at the end of it you might be getting this where our Canadian friend the dude, Yeah, Daniel was talking to I think the virgin Kristen Kristen and they're having a It was the dumbest conversation. Do you
remember when I'm talking about you just spilled water? But it was like, honestly, it was kind of like, you're phone out of here, are just knocked a bottle of water over on her on her phone and her notebook. Okay, Rob, So what is this conversation? I don't I try to say before we started, and I'm we're making out, and then we're making out taking out. It turns out it wasn't a spill. It was a poor I'll love her my white top ar Aaron just look like wait, I
wanted to. There was a conversation towards the end where he was like he didn't know the word that she said, and they do you know her? What I'm talking about? Art at the very end towards the end, and I was like, this is the dumbest conversation every He was like, you got at his friend and she's like Frankenstein, Monsters on the beach. Now you got John. He's like, what are you saying to that name? I remember? I love these slim pickens too. He was so, didn't he's safe
straight to her face? Yeah? Like so so the only things left is slim pickens. Yeah, Like scrap scraps. She said, I've been waiting for you, So they're scrap. Yeah. He's like, he's like a twosts coming out. You got a broken heel. He said this to her to Christen about these scallops. She likes him cold, she likes him warm, eat him off of mat, eat him with a cat, true dat
and pardon me. Was like, I'm so desperate for any form of entertainment that I was actually like that runs like good, almost Susian most he said, so you're just like so you just you just like, um, um, what is it? What are shrimp? Shrimp? Bartas stations like, He's like crustaceans, which scalops are not. And then she was like yeah, yeah, yeah, And I also like uh mai, and he was like, what's that. That's a fish. No, it was a conversation. It was that bad. Yeah. A
scalop is not a crystal. It's a bivalve. It's not a clams muscles scalop. It's in a shell. So crustaceans are crab, lobster, and shrimp. I didn't know that. I didn't know there's a difference in shell fish between a crustacean and a bi valve. I've never heard the word bivalve me neither. I may be using it improperly, and I could be wrong about the ship, but nevertheless, we can judge him for not Okay, I adjured that he said she's only interested in one scalop? Is what he
said about about scalop fingers? You're only interested? Oh, you're only interested in one scallop. It was just amazing. So now we can all picture his penis looks like a little scalp. Yeah, are we going to talk about the penis conversation? Yeah, so he was talking to Blake. Oh, you got a nice penis. You should show me. Why do you show me? I got a nice penis. I'll show you my penis. I'm a growing not a shower. We just we just do guys. Last year, he's definitely
done it with guys. He do you think he's gay or just bisexual or what? I think he's gay for pay? I think he might. I think he might have a sugar daddy like he gets a nice shirts like. I think he yeah, my life, that's a good theory. I don't think he allows anal penetration. No, I think he I think I know what it is that he's doing and allowing to have done. But I think I think he receives can compact at San Francisco opened with Dean first question, did they offer your father a farm and
a ministry to get to do first there? We're gonna go for Dean for the Bachelor? And I was like, they're they're priming his father right now. They land and a ministine acres and the what did she just question? Wasn't any like, hey, danaw you doing? Do you have foot at the festival? Jesus? Did he give your father a ministry and land? Doesn't that make sense if you were producing a show, That's what you would do if you wanted, you go and get the dad on board.
Otherwise there's no show. I need to let kick Hannah. Anna. I think he said America is gonna hate me at the end of Bachelor. He wasn't going to be the bachelor. And Hanna, you're having a hard time. He said he hadn't spoken to his father. We are only two of us are going to leave her. We're all s okay, wait a minute, you're melting. And you've been moving on about Jasmine giving her rose after she made out with tickle and tickle opening the banana with his duiny hands
was the show. And then can I tickle your pickle? And when she gave him the maybe I can tally your pickle and she gave him the rose. No way not. He's not that, he's not. And he's a doctor. He's a pediatrician. Let's remember that it's children. He works with children. That changes it entirely. Really really, he's got a basketful of tiny hands, yea, and some giant hands. Yes, that's when you give a kid nightmares for the rest of
his life. I don't know, you know. And Jasmine is gonna like try to fuck him and he's gonna pull down his pants. Is gonna be like a fake pickle, and then the hand is a tiny hand is on the tip. He's like, it's just one big sex prame. My meeting today got canceled. Maybe she's doing the first time ever after podcast party. He we should do a party. Let me just have one glass of wine because I'm so hot. And I it's labor day. Oh my god,
your birthday. When's your birthday? Her girfriend? Yesterday? I love Virgo so much. My brother's is today? My childhood. Tell my mom's is the seventeen yours first? What are you? My mom's birthday was the second, and Steve's birthday my by? Are you your areas your birthday? Guys? Rob is so handsome. Rob is very hands and he doesn't even need to shave his head. He's gonna give me a friendship. He's
gonna give me a friendship. Kiss like Wells gave to Danielle like she just needed a kiss when she left. That was sweet and he and they have been friends, and like he knew it wasn't you know? He spoke about it afterwards. We didn't like that. He said she looked like she needed a kiss. No, he was saying, I didn't want her to leave Parents of Paradise not having had something rom it. I thought. I didn't think
it was pity. I thought it was sweet. I really felt like it was like, don't give me your pity kiss, give me your kiss, kiss, Give me you did kiss, kiss, a great kiss, but own I don't know that was a kiss kiss? And then what I mean, do you just do that? That's what I'm gonna do with you. Friends just do that? Yeah, friends just apparently starting now they do Aristotle. What I think of all of this? Aristotle? Thank you for coming in. It's so hot and you
you don't even watch the snatch Aler? Snatch Aler? Did you just make that up? I did? Did you like this snatch? What it is? It's snatching paradise? Sat g chilor give me this episode, Snatchler, this natural outstanding. That is a snatch, snatching hours of our lives by their disgusting snatch. Okay, let's just see are we missing anything? Danielle Okay? How do we feel about Daniel and Dingdong still being together the fun spot? Just keep each other around, okay?
And he said, why would you be like an ostrogen? Go stick your hair and and then and she's like ostriches dying on the inside. Benzi leaving, Benzi leaving went home to his dog. He went home to his dog. Love him, We loved him. He's a door. Good for him. Do you remember the name of the dog? Was it robbed that figured out? Or? Anna noticed that he has a giant tattoo that says his own last name. Donna's arm says zorn down his arm a huge like a
huge last name tattoo. There are plenty of fellows that do that, are you serious if they'll forget their own initials, giant tattoos. I was my mom is making me a ring and I get to like inscribe it with anything, and I was like, I should put bones on. I was like, that's not that classy. I was like, maybe all right, easy, and then I realized it looked like for Ben's more and that's not classic. Yeah. I wanted your bones off. I wanted to pe penis peck on
my back. I'll peckle monster. Um, guys, what is there anything lefts is there anything? He was kind of get engaged, was going to be the bachelor. I think stupid ding dung um um, that's my trigger word. And he said buck, yeah, oh what's her if? I forgot about her tailor? And sweet she's captured, sweet ball iss Derek. I have to say, though, the fuck you by him was not great. It was bad, and I thought she actually she was ready to call him out. Yeah. No, you can't say you to a lady.
You just can't. It just it was so the things that came so easily that I was like, what's his deal? She was right, like it was weird. I don't think he will ever say fuck you to anyone. I don't think you'll ever look her in the eye again. Something about trigger word rubs me the wrong way. You want to know what my trigger word is? Trigger boundary boundary? I had an Actually she just was like boundary boundary boundary, Like can I cross it? Can I cross that? I
want to touch it. I did a wild horses show at UCB Saturday night, and there's like, I have no memory of this, but there was like a video one of the girls said she wore like a child size bra that she bought it Target. I don't know her, and I was like, let me say it. I want to say. It's a video of me standing over my finger like a hook, going let me peek down your shirt. I want to She was like no, no, I'm like I wanna pick. Let me pick. I need to pick.
And I realized I am the creepiest. I don't know her. I wanted what kind of underwhere do you wear? I don't think I would do with us out of town. You were cute underwear? Do I what do you wear? I need I need to up my game. Um I'm wearing Okay, I actually know what I'm wearing I wear NATORI okay, feathers Okay, up? Phones off? She got stunned by a feet to feathers called like feathers thong or bliss feathers something Okay, Okay, I'm so bored my I
need new underwear. I'm so bored, and get them on Amazon. I'm gonna get on Amazon. I mean at a time, I'm so bored and and I need out of my game, and I'm missing all my underwear. I don't know where any of my underwear. Really need to splurge on good underwear. You really need to. You have much time. The bras are like sixty okay, okay, I have weird weird. Your pants are twenty a pair to a lot a lot, but you'll have them forever. They're very well made. Okay,
what do you wear? What are you targing? Do you have cute and what are you wearing? Aaron? What do you wear? Where do you get your Anna has cute underwearywhere seven pairs were? What do you wearing? I'm not really I get soft like that seamless underwear. Target. I like Target targets good underwear. I have a lot of targets. Target songs, A lot of targets. I have some target thong songs. I have some target thong songs. Did you cotton or the seamless is just like the microfiber? I
love microfiber, seamless microfibers. I have some black. I have some of that black stereos I learned house an adult typer because I am busy when you were a stereo stereous. What do you wear? I like a good soft boxer brief. Yeah, they're back target black like designs on the Oh designs. What are you wearing right now? I think they have monkeys. Oh my god, you gotta show you got a little top, a family, little fabrick. We're not at guys here it comes,
Oh my god, are want Okay? What are you wearing? Rob? I like that you also have that line. I just saw that line. You work out, Rob, you work out? What do you do for fitness? Um? I give a lot of friend kisses. That's good for the that's good for the app He kisses hard from the court. You guys, I don't think all of us will be assembled again together. So I mean paget is a job I keep forgetting everyone here is a joke I know, I know, I
guy know, I know, I know. I'm going to I'll be in Atlanta a lot of the fall, you guys, so you'll be gone. So I wanted to say, my job, do we need to do another live show? New York really wants us? I want to do it. I want Where do we want to go next? We could do with the original We're Gotham used to be it's called the Metropolitan Room. Do we want to go to New York? Do we want to go back to Nashville both? Do we want to do one this fall or do we want to wait till next winter? I don't think we
should wait. There won't be a show to discuss when we need. We also need a couple of contestants. Well, if we got contestants, then that's all we need, all right, TB D. Maybe if we do a live show, we will do a special pot about it and let you know, and we're we're discussing the world together as fronts. It's not just per episode. You get, you get, you get underwear, you get okay, get half Calvin Klein, half American Apparel, Okay, and apparel ones. Did you be Keeni breech or did
you do the cute little boy shorts? Or do you do? I do? I do lady cute Calvin Klein and then the cute boy short. What are you wearing right now? I need to say, okay, thank you? There's are boy shorts? Were they bikini? There's a bikini? Dn't went in for the bird's eye view? What do I have? What is that? She's gonna took her under it across the dishwater gray that's seen better days. Yeah, I need to go shopping. I'm in my hand started new says. My meeting just
got canceled. I'm gonna go right to Like God, you better not be in a car accident on your way home, because I need to underwear. If a paramedics sees that are just not gonna treat her. I exercise underwear that I get a target. They're cut in than with the lake for you exercising before. Don't show tim gunn your bloomers. I told you that I bloss all my underwear. That's why I need either gone. They're gone. I have like two pairs of underwear and I'm bad. I'm down to
the bad. Throw them out the window on a road trip or angry fire. Thank you where Alex need to do a good job in my tax returns? After you win? Fuck me? Go on Amazon, go for the good underwear by thongs. That's a thong, righty? Do you? But do you wear like little like blue shorts or what like I wear? I wear? When you want to get fun? What do you wear? I can't right now? What do you wear? What do you wear when you're parading around? These are pretty good? That what I wear? It's always
it's a thong song. But when I I sleep at night, I want cotton like bikini bottoms. Coverage, ask up full, ask coverage? What kind of what kind cotton? I don't know? You know the mallory? What's it called from Target? You know the Target? You know you get like three in a pack. What it's Because I'm afraid of spider is going to climb in my coach I have to wear. I have to wear cotton bikini on these. I can't sleep. I can't sleeping. Climb in there happen? You know what
I know. I'm just a gread It might. I don't know. After my reason an't break out in the kitchen. I'm putting clothes on when I sleep. What if Paltrow sticks like fucking like crystals up shade and said, don't do it because you get it out. It is a porous rock, It can contain bacterio. Why would you stick a rock up your She's sticking a website stick of jade rock up your snoo. Nobody should doctors are advising against How do you get it? What was the first like? This
is a positive move? How do you get the reason you get to build your pelvic muscles? I don't sure. I mean you mean because they're like because you're out do your kegels. Don't shove rocks up there. Trust me, that's not my problem. You know what happened here today? We shifted this podcast and something new and something beautiful, and I think it's I think it's important because the show sucks right now, we might also might die. This is okay. Here's the same guy. Email us where you
want us to do? Would you if you'd rather us to go to So here's the thing, guys, before we get gone, we are Rose podcast at gmail dot com. We want to know would you rather us to go to Nashville or New York. Secondly, here's the other thing. I realized I never explained how you do tweet at the week. It's a little late for that, but I'm gonna tell you right now. You tweet at me at art and marine looks like myrone and why are in? And then you hashtag w y a t R. That's
how you get in the running for tweet of the Week. Third, are we getting We're gonna get to We're gonna do a couple of emails and the tweets. Is there anything that we haven't that we've left on the table? Guys? Is there anything we missed from the show? I don't think so. I'm gonna I'm gonna say overall, I think, uh, this was a great season for all of us. That's true for us together, us our enjoyment of each other. Yes, Padget, Let's say we were all single and we were on
the island. We all just came barreling down the woodwork. Who would we Who would we bang at that island? Right now? Now? Could I bang Wells? You'd bang Wells? Can I bang Wells? If I could bang anyone, I might bang Dean? Really No, I would bang Wells. I would bang Wells. I would for sure Wells looks a little bit like my brothers. I can't say Wells, even though I would be well, I bang. Who would you bang? Christina? Who would you bang? I would bang Horgey. I really
like hould you bang? If you if you had to bang anybody that had been on on Bachelor Paradise, you have to pick somebody. Otherwise you have to pick one. Pick winners like pick winners, blake anybody and I'm blanking Benjie Dean Wells, Jack, don't digging Balcone, Red Fred Fred. I'll pick freda serious. Who are you going to bang in the room right now? Okay? So here we go.
Um and you know what, Rob, I just want to say, if we don't, I just with all of us together, you've been the best Bachelor of the Year that we've ever had. I don't know. I know it might be controversial, and I don't want to announce it yet, but I don't know. If you found love this year, you might have to find love next year. You might have to Yeah. I really don't know what's going to happen for me this year. And I really believe in love. I know, but Art and I need to go over some contracts stuff.
I feel like you're definitely we've been and the funny it's you and Heightener and Ralph Garment and we also have um Kyle done again and Thomas but um, but I've been pretty good. It's looking for any strong to talk to our account and Alex. Yeah, and there are two emails that we got. This made me so happy overall. I want to say it's a review for our our
twenty seventeen I must sit sixteen. This has been I thought I couldn't fall more in love with this podcast this year, and again I know there's more to come. This has been just a wonder adding in the live shows, it's been so fun. This ye, my only note is not enough. Paget. Oh, let's plan something, Okay, give me like a month's notice. Okay, done, It's a day November. Maybe a weekend, probably a weekend. You have to have to be weekend. Maybe guys can come to Atlanta, Okay,
we could. Atlanta's got a fantastic comedy community. Maybe we could do Atlanta and I'll be there. We could do Atlanta like Atlanta. We could do it at Laughing School maybe yeah, Okay, Arden, Aaron, Rob Paget, Katie Anna and guests. This is from Esa Adams subject I converted my husband. I had to email you after one of the proudest
moments of my life just happened. For several years now, I've said one of my greatest achievements other than having a lovely baby boy last year, was getting my husband into the Bachelor franchise. We just live for it and talk about endlessly. It makes crappy Sunday nights better knowing that it's coming on Monday. I feel half alive. But
when it's an offseason, that makes three of us. Anyway, I've been pushing your w y a t R podcast on my husband for a few weeks, and he was always too distracted to fully pay attention and appreciate all caps the way I knew it deserved. I've been quoting all your silliness to him and really trying to rope him into caring as much as I do. And girl,
there's eighteen rs. I got him. He came into our room tonight passionately singing your Mark Rivers theme song, and I swound nearly as hard as when we got engaged. I am so proud of him. Blah blah blah. All the best blah blah. Anyway, thanks again for I hope you do a live show in New York area in the future of recess out pronounced like sub but with an art in New York for restar. Okay, here's one more wound that's code fast. I gotta make that night for sure, busy bens or for sure. This is from
Rachel Gert. Okay, this was an update art that so much to catch up on, like we're best buddies, l O L. First of all, some condolences and the loss of your father. Your openness about the emotions you were going through is very comforting to listen to his oddesse that sounds thank you for being really invulnerable. I just want to say it's very uncomfortable to be a human and actually say hey, I'm not at my best. And it turns out people don't shun you like you assume
they do. They're nice to you when you say my dad died. Not go fund yourself sitting a hut and think about how shameful you are. That's what I thought they would do. Can I just say blob okay, okay, okay, here we go, Laslie. Can I just say, hearing you read my entire email in an episode while sitting in the car with my husband was a very surreal moment. So basically he lets her go listen to the podcast alone in the car because she wants to listen alone, so he lets her set in the car. He loved it.
I'm confirmed. It confirmed to him that I am just as silly because she drives and she listened to the car. She doesn't want to listen with him. It confirmed to him that I am just as silly quirky as he thought I was when we got married. Being the amazing, caring person that he is, he's totally cool with me listen to your podcast in the car all on my own, and don't even tempt us with a throttle. There you go. It's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's already a word. It's
already a word. So that's a second email. Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. So anna, so he has tonight. There's gonna be another fucking podcast tomorrow, you guys, there's another one tomorrow. Are you doing it tomorrow? Fortune? Do you want to come? You want to come? You want? Okay? Here you come? Okay, so um okay, so um, so here we go. We have for today's podcast three tweets that are in the running, and we're gonna have air and read them because I am bad at it. Yeah,
she had me to do it last week. I'm not good at either. We missed you. We really, I'm really actively bad. And we set that? Where the funk are you? Thank you? Okay, where did you set that? Go? All right? First one up, Michelle Libel at Speaking Sarcasm. Kristen just accepted this date with the face of someone politely listening to the specials at a restaurant. Yeah, this one to the right. Yes, Sarah Weaver at The Poker Wife, Oh, I love this one. How to make a Murderer at
Batch Paradise Style three parts Jackstone, two parts Desperate Virgins. Uh. Last one Derek Jackson at n O D like three one six Dean didn't get himself in a pickle. He was trying to get his pickle in something. Where are top of the three again? What are the GISTs? Uh? Kristen accepting the date with someone politely listening to a specialist restaurants. How to make a murderer and a pickle pickle.
I'm gonna nominate pickle pickle and restaurant. Paget, I'm going with pickle, Pickle, I'm gonna go how to make a murderer That wasn't It wasn't restaurant, restaurant, restaurant or pickle. Um, I guess I go with pickle. I'm gonna go restaurant, Anna, restaurant, restaurant. I'm changing at the restaurant. Okay, so we have three restaurants too, Pigle. What are you going with the stereos? Yeah?
Behind Victory Christon just accepted the state with the face of someone politely listening to the specials at a restaurant like like us. On iTunes and Facebook. We got some very good reviews this week. I'll just read I'm just gonna read you one of them, and then I will go bug myself five stars. I will always accept this rose from Nicky Star. I discovered Excepted for his podcast this summer after breaking my ankle for the third time in three years. That sounds like me, except for I've
never broken my ankle. Art and Aaron Rob, Steve Paget, and other Steamed podcast members have carried me through the past four months of healing, similar to all the Honkey Bautcher men carrying art in both literally at outside lands and figuratively off freef Island. I'm so grateful for Arden's Bachelor Fever dream many seasons ago. I missed the color for commentary from Eddie peppatone um and something Else. I cut that off anyway. The second one five stars we
got from Tickle the bestest of the best. I love this podcast so much. It's honestly the highlight of my week. That may sound like I have no life, but I actually do. It's just that this podcast is that fun to listen to. It's now one of my life's goals to win the way except this Rose tweet of the week, well it starts running out of episodes. So thank you Art and Aaron Paget, Katie, Anna Rob and even Steve Heidener sometime times for making me laugh so hard and
giving me a purpose in life. Hashtag that was doing that to his? Did he did? We all did it to it? It was? Did he like it? I don't know, but I enjoyed they were all doing it to him. Yeah he didn't necessarily get it, he was, but anyway, I wanted to be sick of people doing He might be like, yeah, Li suck in conclusion. Paget, God, you're beautiful. I can't wait. That's what my underwears right now, like
prematurely bad. Paget. Here's the thing. And he started off this season and I wanted you to say that you were my best friend. Then we fell in love initial and then you came and then we didn't carre Yankee and then you and then I had a thumble of wine and then you ordered me a thumble and gave me a meaning suit and I give you a crup shoulder, and then and then and then and then we hung out and you were fancy and stole a vol of wine.
And then and then we like we like fell in love and a hot comic, a hot boy, my best friend you except my best friend room to your best friend room. I'm never gonna miss you so much. And you know what, you got to go keep that CBS procedural. You go stick your landing, and that solve all those murderers, Prentice. You got murders, desis is it usually men who murder? Usually men who murder? Man? Do you have anything to say? Anybody?
I love you individually in a group, all annastereos, anything you want to say, listen to Anna's podcast, listen to my podcast. It's so hot in here. Oh, there's also animals that if you could foster an animal. We had a new pet adoption which I will read tomorrow. Um l A needs fosters because of the fires in Burbank, and there's fosters needed in Texas. A tame sexy lovers. Oh my god, he's got hold with me and my meeting got catsle Aaron fainted? Am I gonna buy my
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