Between you and Nikki, being on an airplane and in the dentist's chair are two places she loves because no one expects an answer. Nikki also found a creative way to catch up on Squid Game. Andrew has his Cancun hat on as they get ready to leave for Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. Nikki explains more why waiting until the last second is a way of life that works for her. She also talks about a commercial deal that made her question the use of time. They recreate a mundane business zoom call and i...
Nov 04, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Between you and Nikki, it would be nice to get higher ratings on Wiki Feet and to run away from goodbyes. Nikki and Andrew dissect the art of crying and what about it makes us feel uncomfortable. You Heard It Here First, the 1st story is sponsored by the Big Shoe Lobby, fun holes come in all sizes, our brains absorb more than we know and the celeb costumes they care about. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, Andrew is wowed by a ghost almost getting hit by a fence and they have a conversation about superfic...
Nov 03, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Between you and Nikki, getting Starbucks is not even about the coffee and her hormones are even driving her period app crazy. Andrew picks the wrong day to pitch a golf podcast and Nikki changes a morbid mantra with the stroke of a comma. Kirsten joins and we learn that she does not prefer a cracked soap bar. You Heard It Here First, we like Pete Kardashian, there are no Power Ranger suits in Squid Game and we care more about Invisalign hacks than Drake's new watch. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk abo...
Nov 02, 2021•1 hr 25 min
Between you and Nikki the morning after the live pod feels pretty good, as good as Andrew's foot massages. Andrew shares his dream for Nikki's career but she has some of her own ideas and realizations. You Heard It Here First- blaming a kid for a DUI is not clever, or is it? Andrew's game from his younger years with his friends who have mobster names, punishing cucumbers and a Weekly Sports Moment where they need more clarity from Joe Buck himself! They play his message in Fanthrax along with ot...
Oct 29, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Imagine joking with one of your besties about a song that's great to kill yourself to and then you get to work with the guy who wrote it!? Between you and Nikki that's exactly what happened to her with will.i.am. Nikki and Andrew discuss standing up for yourself and cooling a heated situation between friends. You Heard It Here First, the Disney D is a G, non alcoholic bars sound fun and celebs who love dressing up for Halloween a little too much. Nikki pulls out her "Best Friends Game" for the w...
Oct 28, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Between you and Nikki she is in Los Angeles today and learned that Noa and Andrew spent quality time watching Squid Game last night. Jimmy Fallon told her she isn't missing much and Nikki isn't stressing either after going to the 'facial gym'. They talk about their attention span shortage, Nikki's new life changing mantra, one that might cure Andrew's anal fissures and some words on Alec Baldwin. You Heard It Here First, what is baby corn anyway, no thanks to "udder butter" and our primitive bra...
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 20 min
With the voicemail box overflowing, Nikki and Andrew present a Fanthrax Only episode and give attention to what Besties have to say! They respond to stories about a husband who needed to shut up after anesthesia, a cure for a panic attack that won't work for Andrew, feedback from a charismatic Uber driver and answer a question about what to do with your pet when you're about to have sex. These voicemails really give them all the swells. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodca...
Oct 26, 2021•50 min
Between you and Nikki, it's best to stay positive and to stop wanting others to have what you have. Nikki tells Andrew that her cankers are back and it doesn't want to make her want to go to bed early. Andrew learns about the steam function on the dryer. They talk about organizing, Nikki likes the Amy Schumer method and explained why Roomba is locked in the bathroom. You Heard It Here First, assertive vs. aggressive, raunchy lyrics from 1981 and Andrew's Sports Moment rails again cancel culture....
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 24 min
Between you and Nikki pink under eye liner is gonna be the new thing and there's a lot to be gained from speaking to Luigi's vet. Andrew got to witness Nikki "get ready" last night and she was anal about it. She asks 7 pertinent questions that she answers yes to about a western bedroom habit. You Heard It Here First, online dating ice breakers, porn on the news and Island Boys. In Slice of Life, Nikki shares a video she made for Bob Saget's charity the Scleroderma Research Foundation. In the Fin...
Oct 21, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Between you and Nikki, her mom is coming over and she didn't clean up, that was a decision. Andrew is bonding with his family so we brought Julie Glaser to take his place. Nikki and Julie talk about Nikki's decision making process and cultural touchstones. You Heard it Here First: Julie slept in a haunted house owned by a famous author, Bravo housewives that Julie would consider as dinner mates and financial relationships between parents and kids. Nikki shows her Reddit Dump and butts head with ...
Oct 20, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Between you and this podcast, we are recording at an ungodly hour in the morning which makes things a little extra silly. Nikki begins with realizing that she was a scared child and explains what happened on a haunted hayride. She also figured out how to become a kid whisperer, literally. Andrew has his dad's gamer podcasting set and joins from South Caroline with some disappointing news. On a positive note, he had a great trout salad. You Heard It Here First, Nikki needs that "shred lett" from ...
Oct 19, 2021•1 hr 21 min
Nikki has a positive "canky" update, so she's doing much better brain soul and body. She helps Noa with an unresolved conflict and reflects about the difficulties of opposite sex friendships. Andrew is in for a surprise as Nikki finally shows him a video of a well endowed dog. This was brought on by a story Andrew told about texting a dog walker colleague a text meant for his friend. You Heard It Here First, we are all distraught from a horror house headline, we don't need killer dog robots and ...
Oct 15, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Between you and Nikki, can someone please talk to her in public about her TSwift shirts?! She's also come to the conclusion that she needs more Love on the Spectrum in her life. After getting a "can we talk text", Andrew wasn't able to sleep much. He's looking forward to spending quality and possibly competitive time with his brothers and dad. Kerstin joins and shows how flexible she is as a friend. They discuss poise and grace. Your Heard It Here First, "Bernal" the blanket is soothing, Andrew'...
Oct 14, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Between you and Nikki, applying painful meds alone sucks but reading books on your phone doesn't. After taking a personality test on 16personalities.com, Nikki and Andrew sort of understand each other better. Brenna teaches them about an act of love as they miss her so much baby. You Heard It Here First, it's suing season, penises come in all shapes and sizes and Nikki does care about the possibility of finding love even after giving up hope. In her Reddit Dump, Nikki found an acid laced Paul Mc...
Oct 13, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Between you and Nikki, she might be the first podcaster to do a whole show with a "family of canker soars" on her tongue. Having cancelled her med spa appointment she found some relief for her mouth. Andrew comes in with a reggae beat which makes them think of songs with lyrics that are not what they expected. You Heard It Here First, long hair, do care, dogs eat the darnedest things, EJ our Beatles expert is not surprised by McCartney's drop and Nikki does care to show how a joke could be infle...
Oct 12, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Between you and Nikki, it's alright not to have an excuse to be feeling down, it's complicated, much like getting sentiment out of parents. Andrew tells too much about his "hard" situation in the middle of the night. Nikki reflects on the hang they had with her family and if only her parents could see her meet and greets. In the news, a spider bite that is out of hand, "tapping out of your genitals" on screen and a sports moment that leads Andrew to show off his apology skills. Fanthrax messages...
Oct 08, 2021•1 hr 23 min
Between you and Nikki, she loves having her BFF over but Luigi the dog not so much. Also, extremely painful foot massages are the bomb. Kerstin joins Nikki and Andrew and we learn about Nikki's HS locker and what they would all spend $100k on. You Heard It Here First, bicep bracelets are back, the gayest thing that Nikki has ever done and Oprah drops some truth on friendships. They wrap up the show with Besties who came thru with some incredible Collection of Couhls. Learn more about your ad-cho...
Oct 07, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Between you and Nikki, she has an astronomical amount of T Swift shirts, nap time came way too early and she is really digging reaction videos. Nikki has a bone or maybe a calf to pick with Andrew's heel photos. This spurs a conversation about looking at their own material which leads to a quick game of "Joke Computer". You Heard It Here First, Nikki's uncomfortable story from the MTV awards, a quick french lesson and Nikki's theory about Prince Harry. In the Reddit Dump, why people die from bur...
Oct 06, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Between you and Nikki, a friendly straddle, suffering for gains, late show crowds and forgotten sex toys are all top of mind. After a suggestion from his girlfriend, Andrew tries to get a doctor appointment. This leads to a conversation about how long you have to wait for an appointment these days and getting your weight when you go. You Heard It Here First, more sex. comes with age, how to get a kidney and Nikki does not care about old men in space. In the Top1 Bottom1, Andrew feels compelled t...
Oct 05, 2021•1 hr 21 min
Between you and Nikki, she has some pointers on how to overcome social anxiety and it involves being truthful. Andrew gets a little wild and might activate your robots. Nikki and Andrew dissect how to compliment a man and why. You Heard It Here First, primatology 101, Britney is free, a weekday relationship and an end to a winning streak in Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment. Fanthrax voicemails include ones from a local Bestie, one with an important life change and in the Final Thought a Bestie shar...
Oct 01, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Between you and Nikki she is pondering the potential of finding a new roommate or living alone. Andrew loves Nikki's electric outfit which she put on to make a point. They talk about their aging underparts and talk more about a decision that was made. You Heard It Here First, charisma is a good characteristic, personal robots will get your name wrong and a reading of a cringe sext exchange. They overshare in The Blankest Thing segment when they discuss the horniest thing they've ever done and cl...
Sep 30, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Between you and Nikki, adding reverb to your vocal track is like mascara and a spray tan. Nikki talks about recording her first song with Matt Pond and Anya Marina in a studio. Andrew and Nikki talk about their day being followed by cameras and getting used to sharing their most intimate moments of self expression. Nikki explains who Kiki Tuy is and what it was like sitting next a famous singer at the iHeart Awards. You Heard It Here First, we will know when to drink more water, a game of sassy ...
Sep 29, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Between you and Nikki, her BFF from 4th grade and beyond Kerstin, fills the Venn diagram of comedy. After a fun weekend of hometown shows, Kerstin stayed over and the group is broadcasting in their robes. They talk about besties, Kerstin's version of becoming friends with Nikki and the new season of Love on The Spectrum. You Heard it Here First, don't complain about the most hated fast food chain, the reason one cheats can affect the quality cheating and relationships that work. They fess their ...
Sep 28, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Between you and Nikki, when Besties come to her show there is a feeling of "we", she is finally able to watch DWTS and considering adding a leotard to her wardrobe. Andrew feels lighter after a good "balcony" but it makes Nikki feel like she knows too much. They talk about a Norm Macdonald red carpet interview, getting roasted by other comics and about consistency being key. You Heard It Here First, the E in sex stands for E brake, Apple doesn't care about us and a lucky bet. Fanthrax from Besti...
Sep 24, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Between you and Nikki, the other side of fear is freedom. Andrew needed a nap this morning after actually going out and doing something last night. Nikki can't quit her coffee order and reenacts how she asks for it. You Heard It Here First, the top funeral songs of 2021, MGK/Corey Taylor beef and Nikki does care about Nicole Richie burning her hair. Andrew's BFF Seth Glassman joins to share what it was like rooming with him. We learn a lot about Andrew, Nikki gets some closure on a restaurant ex...
Sep 23, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Between you and Nikki it might be time to put away a fancy dress from Saks and maybe it's best not to always trust your brain. Andrew and Nikki talk about the TV they got from Goodwill was a bigger bargain than they thought. Nikki wants to know Andrew's take on upgrading her wardrobe with "wine o'clock of vegetable' themes. You'll have to hear the episode to understand... The news sparks conversation about going braless, favorite smells and a new love in the air. Nikki brings up some topics from...
Sep 22, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Between you and Nikki, she wants you to know you can never predict the future, support men who are grieving Norm MacDonald's passing and maybe comedy does have a deeper impact than she once thought. Andrew is still thinking about the half n' half aka having to cover his junk in a holding cel. Nikki remembers interviewing Andrew for his job as her dog walker and him revealing too much. They get into body odor and how to tell your partner. You Heard It Here First: Social Media companies hiding the...
Sep 21, 2021•2 hr 33 min
Between you and Nikki, she might have invented the "stars like us" column as a kid. Nikki is aiming to be better about reaching out to friends in bereavement. Nikki and Andrew discuss how their parents handled their budding talents as kids. Nikki fills him in on her vocal lesson and in Andrew's news segment he fills her in on a grocery store violation, cosplay gone wrong and how the USA gymnastics team was failed by those who should have protected them. In the Fanthrax segment, Besties ask for r...
Sep 17, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Between you and Nikki, you might not know that you're falling for psychological tricks that comedians pull. Today, Andrew's outfit reminds Nikki of a "bird's eye view of the Bahamas", Andrew is relaxed after last night's Robert Earl Keen concert. Nikki learned a valuable lesson after getting scammed. You Heard It Here First, multiple orgasms, a sex toy haul and comedians turned back up singers. In Collection of Co'uhls they invite special guest "Edge" to hear Bestie stories and give his edgy fee...
Sep 16, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Between you and Nikki, she's trying to be more selfless, thinks about the grieving process and ready to go through her feelings. Andrew is trying to balance comfort and fashion. Nikki explains some St. Louis things that people say. You Heard It Here First, a parrot that exhibits self care, regrets and celebrities on Instagram. In the Reddit Dump, Nikki goes through threads about happiness and shallow deal breakers. In the Final Thought they talk about what shallow relationship deal breakers they...
Sep 15, 2021•1 hr 23 min
