#122 Lean Into The Husk w/ Julie Glaser

you know, the star of Uh. She's been on Not Safe with Nicki Glazer. She's been um on you up on Sirius xm Um, she's been on you up the podcast. I mean, she's done a lot of stuff. It's it's my mom, Julie Glazer. She's sang with Jerry Springer one time in Cincinnati when he was the mayor. Yeah, oh yeah, she got up on stage and sang with him and um, yeah he was a mayor of Cincinnati and he like had a prostitute scandal or something. And uh, my mom

still claims that she was not paid for what she did. Um. That was a joke that my mom's prostitute, but she's the farthest thing from it. She would never My mom is over at my place, and I woke up this morning with that kind of panic of like my mom's coming over and I didn't clean, Like it doesn't look like I have it together. She generally comes over straight in a little bit and she's always just like you are, just like who is she doesn't understand, like who is

this child? I didn't This is not the Nikki I recognized, and today it is. You know, the place is a little disheved, and um, I don't know, there's not a duvet on my bed. You know that kind of like life where you just like it's too tiring to I mean on my dude. Of I don't know about your dude, but you gotta tie inside each of the ends so that they stay. Not because you have to, but because there is a tie inside of the ones that I have. From God, what is the company? They're really good duvets.

I should look it up because they sent me something. I want to give them a shout out because it was really nice. Um, I uh, God, not having Andrew here has been a little bit lonely. I like having a roommate. It's making me think about what to do in his absence. I think I'm just gonna have friends come in for months at a time, and just like live, I might go away from months at a time. I'm like, baby, I can go anywhere. I mean, I gotta you know,

I'll do the podcast from anywhere. But um, I'll design a pink and blue wall like screen that I take with me everywhere. Um. Yeah, it's like it's kind of nice to have this podcast, do you know, Because it's like there's this is the most permanent thing I've ever been that's ever been in my apartment. You know that I I put work into that and I don't want to leave. Like that's the reason my parents aren't leaving

their house. It's like my mom's done so much work on the house that they don't want to abandon all these things that they have like their hands in. What about you, are you doing like home projects that you're like making your mark on your house? Well, I know your yard, Like you don't want to talk about it and think about it, but the yard has been cleared, so that was a huge investment. I'm sorry. I the yard.

I'm I'm realizing that I thought you had yard problems when you were saying that I don't know what a yard is. Remember when we were talking about the thing that is our personal hell or like something, what it was about if we were doing intros for love on the spectrum, Yeah, you were like, I don't like no like yard things, and I that was the measurement, right, Yeah, I don't know how long a yard is, but for like a second, I thought it was like your yard.

And so that's cemented in my brain that you have yard problems that you did. Okay, so I'm not like crazy about that, but that's the power of being of misunderstanding. Even if you get corrected two seconds after it and you go, oh, you meant the yard. I still think you have yard problems even though you do. But like it's based on up you know, something that wasn't really true. So when people trick people and go, you know, I

got the promotion, I'm just kidding I didn't. There's a part of you that like your brain makes like a little stamp, like they got a promotion. Um, okay, what's going on with your house? Well, uh, anything that we're gonna do this house. We're gonna stay here for a long time because it's I mean, for one, we purchased the house, so that's not going anywhere for a long long time, right. But people always buy houses and then flip them and then leave, which I don't understand. I

don't know how. The house is such an arduous process. Why would you want to do that over and over and over and moving? Moving and buying a house or two of the most stressful things ever. Yeah, and I've moved so many times over the last decade, I think like one point five times per year, and especially in the last two years. Yeah, it's so you're I'm so glad You're like, yes, we love this house, We're committed. We're staying for as long is it until we outgrow it? Yes, exactly.

But I was gonna say, your mom, Julie, she helped design the studio. She's so good at um staging homes and stuffy And it's like, you have to be so decisive to be able to do that, because but it is, that's the thing. That decisiveness is something that I've learned to have. Like it's not easy for me choosing something and just going yep, But I tend to think that I try to make decisions quicker than then I have

allowed than the time I have allowed to choose. Especially when you're doing something like home design or home repair, and like redoing a room, you have infinite time because there's no you're not having a deadline on yourself. Maybe there's a deadline, like you know, we gotta get it done before Christmas or something like that, but then you

can push that. People push those deadlines. So I tend to just go I've learned from people who are good at making decisions that they just go that, like I like that, Let's just stick with it, like the first thing you think, see that you like instead of this, like there might be something better out there. That's what I think gets in the way of living your life because you spend so much time browsing online for different tiles and maybe I can get maybe you can save

seventeen cents per foot somewhere else. It's just like your life is money, your time is money. That's seventeen and you're gonna save by searching for seven more hours. Is seven hours of work that is more costly than the seventeen cents per foot or whatever it is you know what I'm saying, Like, if you if you boil it down to that kind stuff, you're making decisions and just going.

And what is cooler than someone who just like whether they know it or because by the way, when you go, I when you go, when I go, When I say to Anya, it used to bug me that she could just go, let's just go to I literally like the store that rug vat pillow that like she would design my my apartments. And I go, how do you know that? Like why just this store? Like why don't we look everywhere for like cheaper that's that pillows? Two? She's like, because you can afford it and it's a nice pillow

and it's always it's classic, it's gonna last forever. And I'd be like, how do you know that it's gonna be in forever? And she's just like, I just like it now and it's cool and that's it. And it was like there wasn't a part of me that was like, what's wrong with you? I was like I admired it. So if you force yourself to make hasty decisions like that, you can be someone You're no different than those people.

Those people don't know something that you don't know, they just know that their time is more valuable, and they don't they have more you know, self esteem, and and the fact that these objects really aren't going to define them either way, or maybe they don't. Maybe they just are. They just you know, value their time and what they spend it on. But there's something about just being like

I like it, let's get it. I've just been more like that in my life now, and I thought that it would bring things into my life that I didn't really like, you know, like on posh Mark, for instance, I just blindly I buy things so so I'll heart them. Let me say, in my process posh Mark, by the way, if you haven't heard, I talked about all the time, it's like an eBay, but it's like for resale items. But a lot of n w T new with tags, n WoT new without tags, n w A you know

what that is? Um new with uh attitude? UM So I heart them. I go through in heart. Then people sometimes offer me discounts. Then I w or act that discount, you know, or I just accept it because I'm like, that's a nice discount. Never ever just buy it straight out unless it's like the best thing ever, and you think it's gonna go fast, just always heard it, And then wait a day and they'll offer you a bargain

on it. They'll at least knock off eleven um. And then I just go, is this better than everything I have in my closet? That is that thing? And will I wear it for a while? Do I love it? And then I just buy it. I've been like killing it on push Mark, and I never kill it on online shopping, no one ever. I liked to online shop because I hate trying things on in stores. Even if I go in the store, I don't. Ever, they was gonna start a fitting room, and I go, I'm just

gonna wing it. And by that I mean I'm going to take all these things home and try them on, hang them up um because they kind of fit. But it's too much trouble to if I remember to go back there and get it. Like I lose a receipt, then I feel bad that they're gonna think I'm stealing. I lose the credit card that I used to buy them, so now I don't even have that to pull up

the order, and it's just a whole nightmare. And then I keep it and it stays on my in my closet until my mom comes over and I go, do you want to sell this on eBay? And she goes, I'll sell that. I can get something for that. And then I look at her eBay site and it's like, you know, it's been there for fucking months. Um. What I will say. I did a tweet one time that said, I always wondered, why God I put spit a piece of oatmeal onto this mike disgusting. Um. I always wondered

why fitting rooms have bad lighting? Why would you have bad lighting and fitting rooms when it's the place where women are trying to look their best because most of them do. If if girls out there, let me know which which shops have good lighting, because that's why I avoid them. And and then I realized, oh, I know, because you you make women. Because when I'm shopping, I do not look good. I don't have a spray tan, I don't want my makeup done, my hair looks ratty

and greasy. I like the lighting is harsh. It brings out every little you know, dive it on your legs. It makes my legs look gray. It looks and my skin look gray. It's just like the carpets, kind of like disgusted, like you just you have to get too close to the mirr because there's not enough room to back up and give yourself a little space, so you see all your imperfections to you like, don't even stand

that close to merrors. Generally it's hot, I start sweating more because I gotta take off my tight pants and put on. They do it in my and I think it benefits them because someone like me, who goes, I'm not trying that on. This will ruin this dress if I try it on with pale skin and no shoes that are cute and all the So I take it home and then I go, I'll try it on there and I'll return it, and then I never fucking return it because they know most people don't return things. They

make so much money. And this is the thing about Posh Mark. I'm wondering, where are these girls getting all these clothes with tags. It's because they do the same thing I do, and their shop aholics, and they bring this stuff home and there they got to get rid of it because their husbands are boyfriends or maybe the selves are going this is ridiculous. I think a lot of times it's wives they're spending their husband's money. This

is just speculation, probably not very feminist of me. I think it's women who if they have if their husband ever walks into their walking closet, which you won't because you guys sleep in something about bedrooms now and you're just with him because his money, um, which is fine, no judgment. He's gonna see all these things with tags like from different eras and different seasons, and he'll he'll

be furious because this is a waste of money. And this guy is obviously very good with money because he has a lot of it. And then so they need to get rid of this stuff quick so that their husband doesn't get mad and cut them off from spending. That's my speculation. Or they work for Kate's Fade and they're getting stuff on or they're stealing, which I think a lot of these these things are shoplifted items because

it's like new with tag and with security tag. I have a friend who sells on posh Mark and um, he works for a designer brand, and you know she's in like the photo retouching part of it, but they still get um like the company discounts, so she'll go Um, I forget what it's called. It's not like a trunk show or a garage sale, like a sample sale. Sample sale, that's where they get and you get a ton of stuff for super cheap because at this is clear out after a season. I mean stuff you would have paid

five for. They throw in a dumpster sometimes it's wild and then that's where it's taken from and then resold. I get it, but I'm gonna ask my mom about it, because she's very savvy on this, like you know eBay stuff. Um My mom actually is going to I get so many packages every day because my Posh Mark spending is insane, uh, that she's going to bring some in that have not been opened. She came over. First of all, she has a story of I believe a bestie that she saw

in the wild that recognized her. She was about to tell me and I go save it for the pot um. She also has packages of mine that she's going to open it and I just want to hear her judge my clothes. I also want to show her the Posh Mark that I got yesterday because I opened three packages yesterday and it was hilarious because that's the fun part

and all I don't. And I know this is me being a spoiled like you know, spending money fervously kind of twats And you know, sometimes I think about a skirt I purchased for twenty and to me, it's just I'll get it. What if I don't like it, I'll

just spin in whatever. Twenty bucks that's the price of a salad at some places, and to some people at twenty dollars is fucking everything, and like you would save up for that skirt, and I try to sometimes stop myself and you just go like feel like, be so grateful that you have this skirt, because there have been times when a twenty skirt is like a really big expense, and certainly a dollar salad is ridiculous. But that's what

I call a shirt salad. There's a place in l A called Rio's that I used to go to all the time, thirty two dollar seafood salad when I used to eat meat, um so delicious, like so good fresh a ruguleus in it. But like there's shrimp and calamari and like all these animals that are like smarter than humans.

Besides shrimp, they're kind of cockroaches. But like all these intelligent animals like dead on your plate and like so cooked so deliciously, but like so much smarter than you, and especially because you're buying them for thirty two dollars. And I used to call it, I go, I have I'll have the shirt salad and be able to laugh. But I'd be like, they go a shirt, and I go, that's a shirt. Thirty two dollars for short is a lot of fucking money for shut. Even now twenty dollar skirt.

Nikki is like, that's a I don't like spending thirty two on a shirt. I will, but that's that's a nice shirt that should last me several years. And I would spend it on a fucking salad. What's the most money you've spent on a food item? Noah, like in recent memory where you're like, I really loved it. Like what do you splurge on? Let's let me ask you that. What do you splurge on? Food? Clothing, whatever, hair? Food?

When I go to like when we go out to eat, we kind of order like a buffet of food because too we end up to having at home, And um I I always I'm like, oh no, you know, like, um I always go back to my roots of like not having any money to spend on on on takeout and all that stuff, but obvious, like, what's the big deal, We're gonna eat it tomorrow. We're gonna have just divided

by two meals, you know, not one and that. But I think there's also like a little bit of a sense of pride in being able to say, you know what, I can spend thirty bucks on a skirt because I've come this far and yeah, you know what I mean, Like there is yes, I don't think it's being I just don't think that. I think it is frivoless because for me, it's a click of a button and I add fifty dollars on my Starbucks app with just needless.

I don't even think about it when you when I used to get a fifty dollar gift card to Starbucks, I mean it was like and people, by the way, I've been giving me gift cards to Starbucks for gifts. None of those go like, oh, I'm just adding and I'm not thinking about it. I like treasure each of those and really realize how much fifty or what have five dollars you give me? Like that means something to me.

But for me, I I can hear myself talking sometimes and I'm like, you sound like such a rich twat, or like, yeah, it's great to because money obviously is the biggest stresser in anyone's life, and certainly thousands of people who are listening to this podcast right now and they're like, oh, I wish I would love to like feel like like Nikki is complaining about feeling guilty about spending a lot of money. Oh poor her, feeling guilty about bragging about having like all of its gross. But

what I want to say is that I don't. I don't look at my money is like I worked hard. Yes I did work hard, but so do people that make twelve dollars an hour, like or fift you know, or or no money. I mean, some people are slaves. Like some people are working in industries that are truly like there and they're probably not listening to this podcast because there, you know, pimp or whatever won't let them. But what I what I mean is that those people

have those moments. You know, even if you earn twelve dollars an hour, you do get that feeling of oh I was able to put my money away or like

this week I can buy something extra. And I'm talking about that that feeling that you get when you're at that point when you when you get to the point where you can spend something, like when you're able to say anthing that really matters to you and that yeah and wait, you've worked towards right and you've earned that opportunity like splurge, even if it's ten dollars, like like a ten dollar Starbucks or it's a thirty dollar shirt. Yes,

I love that. Noah, I like the um because you know what, I get that a lot when people post on their stories they bought tickets to my show or they write me they like I saved up to come see your show. I mean that is my number one trigger of like no, no, no, go spend that on something else. Please don't do that on me. Let me just like you know, but that is I know they liked that they got to That's that's they're not doing

it to be They're not sad about it. I'm sad for them because I'm like, no, I'm not worth that, like secretly in my head, the low self esteem. I just want to say that when you buy a ticket to my show, I promise you. I'm as grateful as anyone has ever been for people, for any artist has been for you spending money on me like the I can't. I'm just so, and I try my best because of that, because not because the people that hit me up for

free tickets. I'm happy to do that too, but you know, for my friends and family and like fans who really can't afford it or whatever has been going on in their life, I can't always do it, but like you know, when when those kind of messages come in, I do what I can. But if you spend your money to come see me, that's what makes me go out there and like try extra hard and and and put in the work. So I want to thank you for that. And let's get my mom in here to talk about

more about money and saving bucks. Julie, Hey mom, Hi Nick, Julie Glazer. I know I'm in the house. You're in the house the you're in the studio. You designed with your friend Debbie. We hired you. You did a kick ask job. People love the set, Yeah, they love it and added some flourishes. How much do you love these? Pink Mike? Why didn't we know about this? What do you mean I didn't know you could buy pink covers.

Well you can. You think big and you make decisions just you know, we're just talking about making decisions like where you just go like when you're designing something, and like I'm trying because Noah's doing home repair and stuff, and we're just talking about how much you can get caught up in which pillows to get, which couch to get, which which color to paint your wall? Which treated by

like how it can paralyze the process. How do you But it is because people spend years not even making any movements on their home design because they were they keep pricing things out and and and making a decision being like this is good enough. And I think we do that in every aspect of our lives, in terms of whether it be the perfect dress to wear to this thing. Unless there's a deadline, you just never make a decision. And I feel like even with relationships, especially

with apps, dating apps, there could always be someone. There could always be a better, better option, or something that would suit me more, something that would suit that. Like the person I'm with someone might suit them better, and I don't want to hold them back from Like there's always there's always could be a better deal. I haven't seen every vendor yet. Um, how do you feel about when you were working with me on this studio and I was talking to you about what I wanted, did

you feel like, I, how how's my decisiveness? Because working you're very decisive. I thought you were really good. We're really impressed with because you work with a lot of people on what they want to do with their homes. Well you were like, uh, I really well, you were really actually pretty decisive. I was pretty impressed with that because you would go no, I don't like that. It's like some people can't even say that. They could just say just say, um, I don't know, but you're like no,

I don't like that. That's the thing. I don't know where to start, but I because I don't if I'm just starting with like a vacuum, what do you want your studio to look like? I don't know. I have no vision. But when you show me things, I can go yes, no, and then from there we can build something. Well, I think when we decided to do this, we're kind of going off your colors for the backdrop. But the backdrop,

how did this backdrop? How did we get to this, Yeah, I mean this backdrop, like I had to be a decision to this, wasn't Yeah, well here was the decision. We just looked at your podcast and kind of just not the um the low square. Yeah. So we're just looking at that and we're like, going, those are good colors. Let's stay with those. And no, how did we get

to that? Yeah? How did you get to that? I remember being in the Caymans when we were looking at I remember we got a couple of different options and the designer, you know, we asked for like happy colors, we want positive and it kind of reminded us of a sunset, and that's why we chose it that And that's what I keep saying. Why isn't everything the color of a sunset? I think we can all agree the most beautiful thing in the world is pink, A pink, yellow,

blue sunset. I mean it's honestly, that's the image that's in our core as human beings. Is waking? Is that calming, beautiful sunset? Why isn't everything that color? And that's why I love um Taylor Swiss Lover album is her That's the color scheme I love for literally everything in my life, and it's just like that, you know, new day or I guess sunset not New day sunrise? Why sunrise is never pink and purple? Okay, well yeah, I just love pink. Yeah,

it's a happy color for sure. And I think I fought it for so long because it means you're like girly. Well it's kind of a youth and weak thing to have pink. But it's kind of coming around, I think. Well, there was a really hot streak for pink um. It was called Millennial Pink and there's a bunch of articles about it and it was, um, you know, Pantone the or Pantene pro v. Whoever decides what colors are going

to be the new colors, millennial pink. Every single business chose millennial pink everything, like it was everywhere, It was all all the startups used it for their apps like it was the new. It was a way to say we're new and hip. And now, you know, millennials, not millennials are old now now it's gen z And you know, so pink was pink is is not as in now as it was five to ten years ago and had

it's heyday. But I'm still in love and you know what, Tim Kardashian brought it back in a big way on SNL. Did you see her outfit that opening monogue? Was there any part of her body that wasn't covered in pink? I mean she was her face, was it? Yeah? That was but even I think she had a pink lip? Do you know that? Kanye? Um, there's this great uh, I love any news about Kanye. Oh my god, there's this great thing and um, I think it's the New York magazine, but it's uh, it's called something that I

think about all the time. It's it's that's the name of like the series. It's like something that I'll never forget. And it's always pop culture moments that stay with these writers forever, you know, Like one was when Zack Effron dropped a condom on the red carpet for the High School Musical Awards. Like these little cultural touchstones that like are so funny or like you know, um, and one of them was what did you just say? What we're just talking about? Like Kanye? Kanye? Okay? One of them

was sorry, I'm a d D today. One of them was Kanye. They just did a great one which was like all, they compiled all their writers ones over the years and it's a it's a column they do regularly, please look into it. But it was Kanye one time. Oh it was the Kankardassian version. So they had all their writers that are Kardashians fans right in moments from the Kardashian series that will always stay with them. And you know, that show has been on for like twenty seasons,

probably more, and then all the spinoffs. It's probably thirty plus different shows of Kardashians, And so there's been hundreds of weird moments that you go that happened. There was one where Um Kim got a package from Kanye of like these small glasses like sunglasses that were like skinny, and it was a note from him. She was like away on something business and it was a note from him that said, no more big sunglasses. These are in now.

Don't wear any big sunglasses or something like that. And it was this woman had been watching the show and was just like that was the weirdest moment that he just like banned her from wearing big sunglasses. And that was a big shift, by the way, when skinny sunglasses were brought buck in because big ones. Nicole Ritchie brought those in Remember when I mean thin was nineties, Yeah, but I don't even remember thin coming back. It's back, Yeah,

they're back and um. And then he also one time flew overnight to Paris or something to make sure to see in person because pictures wouldn't do it justice what she was going to wear to something. He also when they started dating, got rid of her entire closet, closet of clothes and bought her new clothes. Very controlling, very interesting, these little moments. Is anything called in pop culture stand out to you where it was like, what the funk

was that? Well, that's really going to stick in my mind that when I say the most weird thing you've seen on reality shows, because you watch a lot of reality and that's where we're getting these moments, the most bizarre thing you've seen on housewives that just stands out to you when I say, when if you're trying to tell someone about the Housewives and be like, it's they're so weird and so wild, here's the moment. What do you think of? First thought? I don't know, I think

of what Lisa Renna's lips They've got me? Just do It's like, are you kidding? I know that's her signature. Yeah, it's like, okay, what's your signature mean? Then? Do you have to have the lips that you know, um, that looks like you give a great blow job? Is that? That's what that's all about. It's about making your lips look like a monkey's pussy, you know, like Gant you know when they present to their mates on a branch

and the baboom like rolls over. It's Lisa a Renna's lips underneath that baboon where you go to the zoo and you go, kids, let's not watch this exit. Let's go over to the bonobos because the apes are in in heat and it's just awkward seeing this, like wet Lisa Wrenna's lips coming out of this monkey's bottom and she just know do you like? Do you not like her? In general? No? I think she's a phony Balogney. Is anyone on those shows not a phony Balogne? Is there

someone that you're like, I'd be friends with her? You know? There are moments when I think that, and then they pray and then and then they do kind of betray you. But who in general? If you got to go to dinner with three housewives? Who are you picking? And this is not going to happen, So just say whoever you want. Well, I would go with Erica Jane right now because she just want to know. I want to know some ship. Now, do you know what? You're getting dragged? She's getting dragged

through the mud, Erica Jane. She is, She's getting dragged. But you know, do you like her? There are times I like her, but right now I do not like her. I think I met her at the MTV or I made fun of her at the MTV did the Reality Awards because I said something she hasn't She hasn't she sings right, Yeah, she's got a show. She went on. Oh, I said, you know what, we've seen celebrities, reality stars are so brave. We've seen them do humiliating things for

our energy that we you know, for our entertaining pleasure. Snooky, we've seen you fall drunkenly in the bush, you know, Bubba, while we've seen you do this. Erica Jane, you made an album and then everyone you know laughs. So okay, Erica Jane, because you want to know, because I want to know, what do you want? What do you want to ask her, Well, first of all, really you didn't. You didn't know anything. I don't even know what you're

talking about. Her husband is an attorney who got caught like spending the money that the from a flight in Indonesia that um crashed, and he represented the victims and spent the money the reward money, just spent the money and gave her money, and they lived a very lavish lifestyle. Well, to get on that show, you gotta keep up, you gotta you gotta have the lips, you gotta have the face. Okay, so we got Erica Jane. Who else? Um, uh, Lisa

vander Pump. I was gonna say, oh, you love Lisa vander Do you know that I've been asked to do a show many times? Well, a lot of times Lisa vander Pump was either running late or something her dog had to have dental surgery or something, you know, something came up, and and other times I had to I wasn't able to be there in person, and I wanted to do it a zoom and and Lisa would really like to do it in person. And um, I did not even want to do the show because I thought

I am just such a messy person. I'm going to show up wearing a disheveled Taylor Swift shirt and a and a you know, a ball cap I got from TJ Max for four ninety nine and you know, and my hair will be frizzy. I haven't gotten cut in a while, and that she would just judge me. And then I listened to her podcast, which I was asked to do, and my friend Little Esther Provinski was on, and my friend little Leester is one of my favorite

people because she's adorable, so funny, gorgeous, talented. Oh my god, Mom, you have to listen to this episode. And I implore our listeners to as well, Little Esther Provinsky And if you don't follow her already on Instagram, Little Esther, definitely follow her. She went into Lisa vander Bump's house. She was wearing sweatpants and like dirty shoes and like just dressing like she is. She's not trying to be anyone else.

She shows up in her car, which I as someone I'm a messy person and my car is generally a reflection of that her car. I one time saw a Little Esther's car and I was just like, oh, you're not kidding like you're like cups cans like me and my worst you know me me actually meeting me, because but I'm cleaning up, not for me. I'm cleaning up for other people. So if anything's ever cleaned, it's it's not for me the way I would live if I had my druthers. But Esther just just she doesn't have

a little self esteem about it. She's just like, this is just the way I am. And she goes into Lisa, and Lisa was getting such a kick out of her. She was, I just love you. She was like, and you just wear whatever you want and you and and as he goes, oh my god, Lisa, if you saw my car, she was, what tell me about your car? She goes, there's cans every She just described her car where she didn't even have to it was parked on

the street. Lisa would have never seen it. She goes into, you know, detail about how disgusting her cars, and Lisa is cracking up and just loved her. And it's gotta good side. And I wrote to little Esther. I went to Esther and to go, I am just I am blown away at your vulnerability, to be messy, to be imperfect, in front of someone that I I don't know Lisa vander Pump, but she has that accent and she is everything's white and lavish pink. Really, she's a pink girl. Well,

I realized in that interview. And I really want any messy women out there. I know you are fans of mine already, messy women, messy men that have shame about being messy. Go listen to Esther Povitski on Lisa Vanderpump's podcast.

It gave me so much. I mean, it changed everything for me because I you just see how cool esther is and how much um, Lisa vander Pump, this woman that you think would judge so harshly anyone who wasn't as prim and proper as she is, and she just loves her and it doesn't matter there She's got her vulnerable. But I mean, if you met Lisa Vanderpump, how worried would you be by your house? You would allow her

to come over here? I would meet her at her house exactly, or in a restaurant, but you could at her restaurant. You would meet her at okay, um, real quick? I would do want to say one thing when you mentioned the mikes, and it brings us back to this. Do you remember the Kathy Griffin story about um would She went on Oprah about the mic, the the barber Ferman Diamond. Well, let me just refresh her. Kathy is one of my mom's favorite comedians, probably your favorite comedian.

I love her, but she cracks me up. Yeah, I think I got you for the first time this past Chicago show. Like, I think he became a maybe a fan of mine. Dad. Did I know that's hard for you? Like, I don't ever expect you guys to like my kind of comedy. It's not for you. But Dad became a fan of mine. He was like, I get it. I think you're like if you weren't my daughter, I would

be a fan. I was like, got you. So Kathy Griffin told a story on one of her specials about meeting or being on the Oprah win For Show and she goes on and it was the day after Barbara Streisand had been on oprah Show. And of course, when Barbara comes on Oprah Show, Oprah's huge Streisand fan and was just like, oh my god. You know, it was the first time Barbara had come out of hiding for years and makes this appearance and she sings a song

on Oprah stage and the mic is white. It's like, you know, the whole thing, the whole thing is white. That stand everything I believe they were did there might have been, but the mike was white. And Kathy, you know, during one of the commercial breaks with Oprah. Then the following day, you know, she's on to talk about being a female comedy or what. She's just a guest for a second, and uh, she's just trying to make chit

chat with Oprah during one of the commercials. And by the way, in TV, when they go to commercial break, they literally take as long as the commercial is, which I did not know until I started working in TV. I thought you would just go, Okay, well the commercials are here, let's just get back to it. But they wait the you know, four or five minutes. So she goes she's trying to make small talk with Oprah, which

what if the fun do you say? And she's just usually you just compliment the person, and especially when it's you, you believe it. And so she's just like, oh my god. She goes, oh my god, yesterday's show Barbara Strives and did you just die, and she goes, and Od just goes, did you see that bitch paint in my min White? Always suck it up because it's so hard to do. Kathy doesn't prove like did you see that pitch paint

in my mind? Quite she really said bitch. I don't know if she said bitch, but probably Cathy added that for florist. But I just remember, did you see that pitch paint in my mind? White? That's what Oprah had to say of all of it. And that's why I love Kathy Griffin. She's giving us like the details behind the scenes, and that's why I have her book over here, Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run ins A to Z and you can read about all these hilarious celebrity stories I love.

Oh my god, I got that book. That book is I got that for you. I stile that from your house. Actually, I thought you had already read it. I did not read that. I don't remember canting that. Well, let's get to the news. Oh sure, all right, I hope you're all having all the swells. Here's the first story. Did I thought you were going to forget a coachter? You did? She goes all the swells, What the hell does it? That doesn't mean anything? And I go, exactly, it means

that is the weirdest thing. Whatever, it means nothing, and I go, because that's Andrew thing. Yes, all right, here's the first story. A renowned female crime novelist from Spain turned out to be three middle aged men. It was revealed after they a prize until they came Mary Award. Wait, isn't that fraud? No writers, I don't know what name, pen name penn. Oh yeah, some people don't want to be found out about who they are. I actually have a lot of hit books out there, but nobody knows.

I just don't want credit for them. Three men just getting middle aged man? Um no, yeah, I I actually my pen name is three men writing a book. I actually had those three men show up to accept in my honor for that Spanish book I wrote. Um yeah this, Um, this doesn't surprise me because I know now from about to starting to write a book that female females are females. Women buy more books than men, and women tend to like to buy books by women, especially in the genre

of kind of chick lit murder mystery. We're talking Sue Grafton we're talking, you know other women that I can't think I slept. I know. That's why I brought her up one of her beds. I'm sure was it wasn't. I don't think it was her. I guess, you know, I think it might have been her bedroom. Yeah, well, my mom, my mom's sister rented a house in cars was friends. One of my best friends was a house sitter. Got it and you're crashing. No, she said we could,

but she had permission, but she it was Thanksgiving time. Um, and she actually put the thought in my friend Susan's brain that the house is haunted, so be careful. So we're like, okay, sure whatever, Well, anyway we Sue Grafton writes like M for murder yea and for narcolepsy all her necrophilia, something like Zachariah. That was a different book. I read an eighth grade about the nuclear war. Um that Donna Cannon made us read ruin my line. Sorry, Nick,

you know I know her nuclear war. I know what we all are as she should be. Anyway, we slept in this bed and we kept hearing this banging noise. There was there were three of us in a bed. It was like a king sized bed because we were so freaked out about sleeping. Yeah, I was married too at the time. I'm like, I'm not sleeping alone. So we ended up sleeping on the same bed, and the shutters on the windows were banging all night, and it

was when none of us slept. We were freaking out and just the thought of that house being haunted and it was an old old house mates cito that um sleeping in a haunted house. If I had my three friends with me in bed, it was I was in the middle. Oh, then I would have been a sleep Yeah. No, Well those two weren't sleeping, so they were keeping me awake. But they were right. It was it was like something we were frozen. We couldn't get up to close that shutter.

If that was a problem. Do you believe in ghosts? I believe that. I'm afraid of ghosts. That so you do believe in ghosts because you can't believe there are souls that can hang around. I do believe. But what are they gonna do to you? It's my question, like, let's follow the thought. Well, they could be uh, I don't know. They can't do really much. But they flicked the lights on and off. It's it's creepy. Yeah, they might throw a book that smashes against the root that

was written by three men um and a baby. Um, yeah that could. Yeah, that's true. I just feel like I got to a place where I was always so scared of ghosts, aliens, nuclear war. I've talked about this before. Dad was the one that like conquered my fear of nuclear war after I saw after I read Z for Zack Ryan eighth grade, and then Mrs Cannon also um along with the book we watched The Day After Tomorrow, which was the you know movie about I told her about that and she's like, I will never I feel

so bad. You know, it's a good story. So yeah, it's like but and I got over it because I was scared and Dad just one night was like I was trying to sleep on your floor again in eighth grade and I opened the cracked open the door and I was just like, I'm scared of your guys were like, what is it, Nicky, What I'm gonna take here? My specialists, We're going to move up. And you remember used to say that we're gonna keep sleeping down here. We're gonna

move up. In your room. We're gonna sleep up there if you sleep down here. And I was like, well, that's not the issue. I don't want to be down in the basement. I'm not like worried about I don't want to bomb shelter. I'm just I don't want to die. No, because I go Dad, I just was like, I'm just

scared of nuclear war. And I brought up to you guys a couple of times, so you were tired of hearing about at this point, and Dad just exhausted, just goes, there is nothing you can do about it, literally nothing do you have? No you have no control. And I that's all I needed to hear, and I just went back to sleep. And honestly, that's the that's the same logic that has helped me conquer my body image issues, my uh my self esteem issues, my issues with uh

my job. Uh. You know, anytime there's literally because there's no free will, and I believe in that. And either you believe in God, a being that created everything and has a plan for all of us, or you believe in free no free will, which is I just think that we're just molecules that are and and if you you know, The root of that is like, yeah, you can think to move the soda? Can oh? I thought to move it? But where did the thought come from to move that? Did I think of the thought? Did

I go I want to think the thought to move it? No, it just popped into my head. This was not a choice. The thought to move it might have been premeditated, but the thought came out of nowhere. I just thought my head. I cannot grasp any of that. Okay, think of a movie. Don't just say it. Don't say, um, is it Forrest Gump? Do you know the movie Forrest Gump exists? Did you choose the movie that I just asked you to choose? No? Oh, so you don't believe in fair Well? But did you

choose a movie? Yeah? Okay, but was it your choice? Yeah, because you asked me to pick a movie. But you know Forrest Gump? Why didn't did you think about Forrest Gump and go I don't want to choose Forrest Gump. I want to choose this one, and said, did you consider every single one and make up conscious choice or did one just pop into your head out of nowhere? It's my favorite movie? Okay, choose a movie that pick a color, but pick up a name, a girl's name. Okay, Um,

did is it Amelia? No? Do you know the name Amelia? Yes? Why didn't you choose Amelia? Did you think of Amelia and go? No, not that one. You didn't choose the name that pop into your head. It just popped in your head. And you can say it's my favorite name. But the fact that it's your favorite name. I didn't ask you to say your favorite name. The fact that your favorite name popped in your head is not your choice.

It wasn't your choice. A thought just appears. I'll let I'll send you the same hair of stuff anyway that I just to say, you don't want to do it. Honestly,

it's it's so freeing. I was talking to a friend yesterday, um, who is struggling with depression and feeling like she feels she the other day she was she didn't go to a birthday party that she could have gotten to for a friend, and she was just depressed and like did, was having social anxiety, had no excuse to not go, stayed inside, felt not only the fomo of like all these people are having fun, why don't I want to

go have fun? What's wrong with me, but also depression that she was feeling bad that she had to lie because she couldn't just tell the truth, which was I have social anxiety and I'm depressed and I don't know why I don't want to go, but I don't want to go. And I just said to her, you didn't choose to not want to go and to not be able to go. You couldn't. Like, no one chooses to be up someone that stays home from from part. No one wants to be that person. You can't help that

you're that person. It's either God choosing that for you if you believe in that, or it's just your fucking spinning molecules and you couldn't help it. So when you're able to actually take the that's why God is so fraying to people because it means they're not in control, because when you are in control, you feel bad about everything you do because why did I do that? I'm a bad person, I'm I'm lazy, I'm ugly, I'm stupid. But when you go, it's not me, it's God. It's

it's suddenly you have no free will. God to meet free will. No free will is God the fact that there's no free will is my version of God. So it's kind of like it takes. It makes life so much and that's and for the first time I felt it when when Dad goes, you have there's nothing you can do, and it was true, There's nothing I could do in that moment to prevent some guy in China from pushing a button and ending us all nothing, literally nothing, And when I realized that, I just just like, what's

the anxiety about. There's nothing I can do. And when you're able to apply that to literally everything in your life, you can go through life with zero anxiety if you're able. Really, I mean, it's so hard to I mean you have to you have to work hard to embrace it, and you every time you feel anxiety of to go Okay, why am I feeling sad right now? Well, because you're you have too much going on, Nikki, you overset your plate, you can't pay, you don't get to spend any time

with your niece and nephew. Okay, well did I choose to that? Well, yes you did. Clearly you're doing the show, you're doing this thing, and you're not prioritizing your family. You don't like your family as much as a good person would like their family, and that's what that says. Or did God just want me to be doing this stuff and I'm not meant to hang out with my family right now? Or is it just not my choice?

The thought to start a podcast and to start a TV show and to be on tour, those thoughts that led me to those decisions were not my own. They just popped into my head and I go, yes, pink wall, all right, next another, let's get to the next story. Not that it's our choice. It's not our choice. I'm

gonna say it. Uh, here's our second. One theme park ride employee reveals some of the worst things guests have ever done, including a guest who had diarrhea on a roller coaster, guests who try to sneak infants on rides, oh my god. And one employee said the worst is having to tell a customer they are too big for the ride because they often yell back and insist on fitting in the ride. I mean, you know, I do it all the time. What I'm getting in the seat? No,

you don't do that. Just kidding, No, I think, just kidding, j k just kidding. Um. You love when I started just kidding live because it's so funny. You you do it all, it's so funny. I just I lie. What have you got? Just king? Just kidding and it it makes everything Okay, It's just it's not my will to even lie like that. No, it isn't. You don't get to choose. I didn't get to choose. I didn't choose to lie. You didn't choose to lie about that. Okay,

wait a second, so tell me something. I'm going to move these boxes so we have a look at this lava lamp. That's so beautiful. I love it with the microphones. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's such a good pop. Yeah, it's a good I knew it would all come to you, Nikki,

it all came to me. Um. So what do you feel about people get on rides that are too big and like if it was your job to tell someone they're too big or or you know, just having to tell people something that's going to like, that's pretty much saying hey, you're too fat for this, or you're too you're not, like you're not. The employee said that it was awkward for them to have to say that to the customers, and it's just one of the negatives of their job. I mean, I think I would just go,

just let her go. I would say, just let her go. Now, you know you can't because you're that's your job. I guess you're being fourteen bucks an hour, four and you get off of the sucking chicken legs stand. But you know, these people are being people's safety is being put in

their hands, and they're like teenagers working these rides. You know. Um, I'm trying to think of a time that I've had to tell someone something that they hard truth, whether it was you didn't get the job because you know, even like you know, there are people that auditioned for American Idol and they're bad singers, or you know, I'm trying to become a singer right now, and no one's going to tell you that's the thing. Yes they would, But I've got a bunch of people around me that are

I'm hiring two says everyone. Everyone's gonna so I have to go, you know, I have to. I have to ask people for the harsh truth that I no, don't depend on me for money, or that aren't just being nice. Well, I gotta tell you, I did hear your voice and I'm surprisingly I'm not shocked. They you have such a great voice. It just is amazing your voice is you can be a star Nikki with your voice. Thanks, Mom,

it's really it's something you want to hear again. To be honest, Yeah, I just think I embraced the fact that, like it doesn't have to sound like adell No, Like it's really your voice. It's really you, like kind of a vulnerable voice, and you're singing that sounds real. Thanks, it's really good. I was having and I'm not expecting money for that. I will be giving you that bottle of champagne I received as a gift that we googled.

It was forty dollars. Baby, I go, I did this step for free, and these people sent me some champagne. She goes, oh, how did you get this? Moa champagne? Oh look at this? And I go, I did like three hours of work for it. So it's you know, I hope it's worth for um, but no, it was worth forty do And you go, wasn't free. You didn't do a freak got some champagne? I go, I don't drink and also this is not enough money. How did they not know? You don't drink, It's okay. Well, they

know I have people in my life. You can always give someone a bottle of champagne. That's the way. It's always nice to pull out a bottle when there's you know, we like to hold him in our house and something, um, pull it out. That's great. The thing about my voice that I realized was like this is that yeah, kind of talking like a baby, you know, like that you uh,

leaning into the the husky noess. Because I kept trying to sound like Anya, because Anya was kind of coaching me, and I'd hear her sing the line and she'd be like, you know, she teached me, like the tempo of the line, and I'd be like, why can't I say, like everyone here is just wishing this bitch was singing the song because it sounds so good, and then I do it and it sounds so bad, and then she goes The other day she was like, I wish I could get She can do a lot of things with her voice,

but she can't get husky. She can't get a husk. And the thing I hate most about my voice she cannot do and she kind of wishes she could do. For certain songs, so I just got to lean into that and realize like, oh, I have this, I have this talent, this thing that she can't do, much like Lista Vanderbrunk can't have Low Kroix cans, you know, in her populating her nightstand, and she just can't. She she

cannot do it, and I can. And when I wake up in the middle of the night going like gasping for water, I have an old can with something in it that I can that I can down the club, join, join the club. I'm in it. Yeah, I'm with that club. I have cans next to my bed too. You do, but you're you're a very organized person. Oh thanks, Nikky, Just kidding. All right, Let's take a short break and then come back with why do I care? Mom? Why

do I care? Why do I care? Uh? Lord, you look to me like you thought needed independence from control freak mom Madonna after high school. I'm not lord Is. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not chocked about that at all. So lordas you know, I do care about this. I do care about Okay, you do, Okay, I like lordas well. I don't even know her, but I do know who went to the met gala and she had a full

armpit hair. She's gorgeous. And she said also at the met gala, she was bored as fuck and no one, like she had no one to talk to, and she was just felt so awkward. And it's so it's so awesome to hear someone be so honest like that. Like how old is she now? She's probably Okay. Now, can you imagine Madonna being your mother? Oh? I mean it would be not good. It would be hard. Can I

read a click in the article? Yeah? Okay, So she goes, I think my mom saw all these other kids of famous people and she was like, my kids are not going to be like this, right, And then she um, you know, she's very independent, like she lives in Bushwick, Brooklyn. She's never gotten a dime from her mom. It's all her own money. You're kidding. I mean, she gets she's probably had a little more privileged being the daughter of Madonna being but at eighteen she decided I'm out. No,

she's always earned her own money. High school, Yeah, I think, so keep going. So she says, I feel like if your parents pay for things, then it gives them leverage over you. My mom is such a control freak, and she has controlled me my whole life. I needed to be completely independent from her as soon as I graduated high school. Yeah, you gotta be control freak to be Madonna, like Madonna is Madonna because she's a control freak. Okay, well that's what I'm saying. It would be hard and

good for her. Her daughter is amazing, and that is true when someone's you know, when you guys paid for I still feel like incredibly indebted to you. I think of the thousands of dollars that you've spent on me throughout my childhood, into college, into adulthood, supporting me when I was in l We're supporting you. We're supporting your career. We wanted you feel don't support you, You don't have to support it. Well, you didn't have to support me,

we did. No, you didn't. You needed someone to a lot of parents just go tough, luck, go get a real job. But we knew you would be something. I know, so I have to. I want to support you now because I know you're going to be something. It's going to be ashes in my eurn someday it's I want that day to be pushed as far as possible so that you, you know, don't stress while you're here on this planet, because I want to keep you around, and stress leads to death, and I think money stress especially

leads to an earlier grave time. I believe, so I wanted money stress if I can from you guys, because you when you're up at night worrying, I don't worry about money. That used to be one of your biggest things. I did. But I really I what are you worry about now? Um? Well, nothing, okay, so that was just it. I really don't have a lot of do you do? You have trouble sleeping a little bit? What are you think about when you're not sleeping? You don't have to

answer if you don't want to. I really don't know. I really don't know. You used to worry a lot. I'm glad to hear you don't worry anymore. I don't worry about money. I just don't. You know. We talked to our financial people were okay, yeah, I mean I asked your dad how to go with the financial guy. He says we're good, and it's like, okay, sleep easy and I'm much and boom, no, it doesn't really work. I mean, yeah, I know, I don't I don't worry about but I can't sleep, but I I end up

going onto my phone and yeah, big mistake. But you know that I've given you so many tips for how to sleep and you can still be on your phone read a book on your phone. Have you ever done that? Oh? Yeah, it puts you to sleep right away. Books are so boring. Yeah, I'm serious, Like I always fight reading a book when I'm tiring, when I'm like sleepless and I'm in bed and i'm online reading articles, you know. But if I go to my book app and I open up whatever

book i'm reading, man, I'm out so soon. It is like it really is a sleeping pill. It's hard, though, to pull up a book when you're sleepless, because you're like, I'm bored, I'm sleepless, I don't want to read a book, and you're so awake you think there's no way that you're going to go to sleep. All right, I'm going to try that. Yeah, I'm going to try that. And you can download samples of books for free the Eye Bookstore, so they'll give you like a hundred pages for free,

and you can start a book without paying anything. Like I just downloaded the new Jonathan Franzen St. Louis writer. It's called Crossroads. That is boring as ship. It's about like a priest and it's like talking about his day. I mean, he's a great writer, but like the beginning of books is so boring. Start a book and out, I start planning a books. But how do you Why do you stop them? Because you' all sleep? They're so exactly so use them. Do it on the phone though,

all right? Yes, Well, one thing I do every single night before I go to bed, and that keeps me up. Actually it kind of puts me asleep too, because it leads me to reading things is I go on Reddit every single night. I save it for bedtime. Um, this is Reddit Dump Tuesday's edition. Actually it's always on Tuesday. This is your Reddit. Dum oh Andrew's voice is that? And yes, um okay, so this is what I do. I save posts on Reddit that are interesting things that

I want to share with everyone. Um, look at this. I took a picture. This is uh from nature is fucking Lit. That's the subreddit Nature is fucking Lit. It's just pictures of nature and videos of nature being cool as fuck. And this is a picture of a sunset and it's all the colors we talked about and it's beautiful. And I used it as an image because you know, when I'm designing sets for shows or my website, they would go send us a mood board of things you like.

And I need to start saving images of like are so we haven want to start um uh meditation. This is from the subredit Meditation. It says you don't need to achieve anything in life. Your existence is enough. And it said I'm not against achieving things in life. It's okay to achieve things and be happy about those achievements.

Just remember that you don't need to achieve anything. And I liked that because I think that we value like our lives only matter and we only feel good about ourselves if we're achieving constantly, and like, what's the next thing. Oh I did this, I cleaned this, I cooked this, I made that. And if you don't, what are you're You're a worthless human. But the truth is you're the fact that you exist and get up every day. You don't even have to get out of bed. That's that's enough.

It's but that's what they're saying. They're not saying that's an achievement. It's saying it's enough. It's enough. You don't have to strive. You don't have to achieve things in order to be worthy of makes you feel better though for some reason, because we place a value on your work, you know, capitalists and we I'm not talking about achievement

of material goods. I'm talking about achieving that recipe or getting through that or or something like that or something to like you said, achieve like clean up the closet makes you feel really good. But the truth is that you don't need to do those things to be worthy to to be you know we're doing. Why we do things to make us feel why we make strive for achievements is to feel a better sense of self worth, like I'm a good person, I'm better because of this.

But the truth is, when a baby is born, you're not like they haven't achieved anything yet that really we should just like toss it out. No, you hope that that you teach this baby, But a baby is worthy of love without achieving anything yet. It just is born

and that's enough. So just because you come able to do things, you know, a person who has no achievements in life except laying in a bed with a sucking tube down their throat on life support is still deserving of love and compassion and warmth even if they achieve nothing. A homeless person who you can say, wow, they abandon every person in their life. They chose drugs for this that person, even though you would say wow, they didn't

achieve anything, there's still human. Just being born and existing is enough to deserve love. You don't need to achieve things deserve love. It's nice to achieve things because it helps other people, and it makes other people comfortable and feel loved. But to to and and it's a way to give love. But in order to feel worthy of receiving love, you don't need to achieve anything. I just thought it was interesting. It's not, by the way, this is not a that's something I try to live by,

but it's something I have to remind myself off. That's why I just wanted to bring it up, because I'm obviously achievement driven. Um. That was when I wanted to throw it Andrew, But since there are no men here, I can't. UM. I liked this a Life pro tip. This is from Life pro Tips. Hanging a bird feeder outside your window can help with loneliness and depression. Especially remember are locked in and elderly friends those who cannot have pets or kids for whatever reason will benefit as well. No,

actually got me a bird feeder, a window one. I think it's a great gift. I don't. It's at my parents house. It's a great use it. Sorry, just kidding. Do you really use it? Yeah, it's okay if you we know we still have it. I mean it fell off the window, so I have to put it back up. But but it was there, it was there in our bedroom. Sorry, No, it's a great gift. Yeah, I just thought, you know, the squirrels like that one though, they can really get

in that one. Then you're bringing then you get squirrels. What a great gift for an elderly person or someone who bought my mother bird feeders. She was so she was a house bad and she we put him outside of her window. And oh I loved going to your mom's house when we were kids in the apartment building and those there were always birds and squirrels climbing up the thing little nature observatory. Now her house, I know, but even back when she even didn't. But birds are

great to watch. I mean it makes we love it. Even though we're out, we get out. We're not a house bound. I just think that, you know, I thought that if one person listening to this podcast goes, oh my god, my lonely fucking grandma. But like a bird feeder, if you have an extra twenty bucks, try to find one on facing marketplace. Yea Facebook marketplace might have a window one. Yeah, but you can find him at good

Will because watching birds. Yeah. Goodwill? Good Will. Oh, by the way, no way, you had a question about Goodwill or you went a Goodwill. I didn't have a question about Goodwill. I went to Goodwill for the first time in my life this weekend. Oh I understand, I understand. Do you get it? Yeah? Did you get anything? I gotta walk for ten dollars. They have books. They have like better books than the bookstore. So fun because it's such an eclectic mix of books. Where you go what

that I never even thought of this book book. I found an alan On book in there that I bought. That's awesome. Oh cool, here's the good thing. You feel like you can buy something from Goodwill, use it and return it, and you've given to Goodwill. You've you've used this item. It's just recycling. It's oh yeah you can. That's a way you can use things and return them and no one's gonna go this looks used. You're like it was when I bought it. Bitch, that's so funny.

You can return it and get your money back. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about you. The other day we went to Goodwill and you had returns. Yeah, I had one dress I had to return. But but that's funny. You could have worn it and returned it and they looks worn and you have been like, yeah, I didn't wear it. That's interested in it what you shouldn't do. Um uh. This is from the subreddit Unpopular Opinion. Running egg yolk is disgusting every time I see it.

It makes me want a gag. Watching people cut open their egg and have it all over their food ruins my appetite. If you enjoy running egg yolk, I bet you enjoy eating bookers too. Um. And then this person kept editing it because like people kept commenting, and they go edit. I want to start a fight with each of you individuals like like running egg yolk. Then they go edit number two for all the for all those I've picked a fight with Funk. Each and every one

of you. Pick a Denny's parking lot, or any parking lot for that matter, and let's fight. If you all choose the same parking lot, I don't care. I'll die for this. Then Edit three. You think I'm scared because I haven't been replying to comments. No, I've been taking names in compiling list of all of you that are that are getting an assid beating. So far, you horny egg yolk glovers are all tied for first place. I'm also at works so like priorities, but still, fuck you.

It was just making me laughs on I hate running a yolks them. I mean they do it looks good when like soaks over bread, but I get the aversion to egg see, I don't. I think anytime I see a yoke on top of any kind of food, I'm like, that's genius. Who wouldn't think that wasn't until it's kind. It's a big thing. It's a big trend, I know the finn. The grossest thing though, is um is egg whites that aren't fully cooked. Yeah, that's where they're like

half cooked. That's the grossest final thought, mom um, I wanted to know what you ran into a fan? Yeah, it was so fun. So we were watching Poppy the other day and yesterday and we went to my fans know what, Bob. We went to the Farmer's Market because

they were having a big pumpkin patch thing there. So we went there and it was obviously a school day off because it was teachers meetings or something, so the place was packed with kids and young mothers, and and your dad and I are walking around bumbling around and Poppies getting into stuff and fussing because she didn't like anything it was not made for her. She's so pop She was so poppy. Anyway, she we we really couldn't find.

She was not that excited about the place. But we're walking through and we're thinking, what else can we find for Poppy to do here? And this cute girl with her two friends with their little kids, all really cute girls, came up and the one said do you mind? My husband is such a big fan of your daughters. Didn't even say your name, and that could I take a picture of you guys? And your dad and I are like, uh yeah, sure did She asked you first? Are you

are you? She just said she knew exactly who we were, got it, And she said, my husband's a fan of your daughters, and can I take a picture of you guys? And she said, my husband's gonna just die. He's just gonna die. And so we're like and and your dad's like, oh, well, we get this occasional, but not that often. I'm like and I was just like laughing because I was like, that's so cute. Of course you can. That's really cute

that you even ask. That's cute. And so she took the picture, and they were like, no, get in this picture, and she said, oh my god, my husband's gonna die. He's just gonna die. So anyway, she took picture, and why isn't she a fan? She I didn't. She just said my husband, my husband's a fan. I thought that was really funny. Too funny too. You want to open some Yeah, yeah, yeah, any other thing to that story. Just really cute girls. And they were just laughing, and

we the whole place was looking at us. That was the other thing. Oh, when people take pictures with you, they go, oh, do you want me to get that? Got it? I don't remember got it? Just getting this is Oh my god, already I'm cracking up because this is on every kid's toy. What are you talking about? This fabric? Oh? I like this girl? It a lot? Oh my god, Nikki, just rip it. No ripping? Is this is skirt? Oh? You know this? It goes up and down. No, it's not that. It's not okay, cute?

Let you should will you hold it towards me? It looks a little big? Will you? Um? What size of that? It's a size or it looks as I might need to resell that, But that's cute. Yeah, I just don't. It looks like I can just tell it's big or too small, too big, but I might be able to belt it. It's cute. It's really cute that this is not from the store, which means it's already marked down a lot. Wait, how much is on on the tag? I'll tell you how much I spent out one on

the tag? Yeah, okay, I'll tell you what I spent on. Well, what do you think I should have? What? What is going to impress you? If I paid for that? You want me to pay forty bucks? No more? Um? No, it's okay, forty bucks you think is a good deal? Yeah? Okay, let me see what I paid for. I bet you paid fifty two. Suck it, suck it. That's really good. You paid for the postage obviously. Well when I said, yeah, total, okay, so I want to be clear. Okay, yeah, that counts.

It always counts, It counts. Okay. Sorry, I just like the most on a SMR unboxing ever, just a sixty two year old woman grunting, just getting do you want me to do this? Now? I almost got it. I thought I cut I thought you did too, And I'm just very confused. This is a nightmare. It kind of okay, the first time I feel like Andrew's back. This is

a very And those are cute. People have been commenting that, wow, you're getting a lot aware of those white boots because I've been posting pictures of Meal around and I go, you know what, I like that, Nicky, I love that. Sorry, I'm wearing boots three times wear boots. Yeah. Those look actually really big too. What size of those? Look at those heels? My god, those um they are nines. Those look way bigger. Um. What do you think I pay for those? I hope not more than thirty five? Uh, okay,

it's fine if you can wear them. How can you can't wear those heels? I can't? Oh, yes again I can wear that. Stuff is on stage all right, so you can skip over. Okay, one more Okay, sorry, this looks like your handwriting. Oh that's from Halla. Wait did you write that? No, she's got the same handwriting. We all tried to write like each other. This is my friend from Um. She's one of the kids you hear on Collection of Kids. This is Hala. She has a she has a boutique where she does cross stitching or

whatever kind of stitching. This is letter for you too. Oh nice, let's see and makes these what is it called Uproot design? Uproot design? Yees, it's just a sweatshirt and then she does those stitching on the bottom and it's like a sunset. Isn't that cute? And it's all like has like a meaning behind it and stuff. Um, and then there's one more thing in there. It should be one more thing in the bag. Yeah really okay, Nikki. I hope this pouch goes some cool places with you.

Yes there is, Oh here it is. Oh if you love with it, I'd make a great treasure bag for Poppy. I felt strange sending it empty. Then stumbled upon these two potas key stones. Maybe you remember them from Michigan. If not, put them underwater and wait for their magic. I'm excited for you, and that's all in the work works. More than that, I appreciate your friendship. I love you. Sorry for any stray dog hairs, and sorry I didn't stitch a weird personal message on the inside of the bag.

When I thought of this, I had seen the two sides together and it wouldn't have worked. So instead you just get it into card. N G I T B B A I A O S L. Nikki Glazer is the best. We always write like an acronym and I don't know what that one is, but that's cool. It's a jewelry Um. Wow, that's a lot of stitching, yea design. So look at what you do because I travel with jewelry and I always lose it. Yeah. I read herd thing.

It's like ten and a half inches spread out. Yeah, and then you put yourself in it and then you sench it and the jewelry holder love uproot design made by my friend Holiday. Thank you how cute. Thank you mom for being here today on the podcast. Thanks for asking me any final words of wisdom or any want to say the fans, Uh to your fans, Yeah, to

the busties, to the besties. I think they're so lucky that you are such a compassionate uh person, and that you really do feel like you are giving them great advice and you're helping them in their day to day. I love that you feel like you're doing something just kidding them, No, no, no, I mean I love that you are doing what you're doing. You should. That's why I wanted you to see the meet and grades, because when I meet a bustie at they like start crying.

Sometimes we have a really long hug. I've been meeting fans for ten plus years after shows. Has never been like this, and I've been I've been this kind of famous for a while. It's not about that, It's about this podcast. Thank you for putting up with me. I was a lot today, I'm always a lot. Don't have all the swells and sw Yeah, Jack, just kidding.