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The Nikki Glaser Podcast

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Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.

Episodes

#101 High Off My Own Supply

Between you and Nikki, don't be ashamed of your feet, never settle and watch Buzz Aldrin's cameo on 30 Rock. Andrew is dressed like a self proclaimed "crayon" and Nikki is wearing her laundry day outfit. This prompts a conversation about complements. You Heard It Here First, contracts and relationships,Nikki's epiphany, anxiety is maybe attractive and enough of JLo and Ben please. In their Top1 Bottom1 they discuss guilty pleasures. In the Final Thought they talk about individual stories of 9/11...

Sep 14, 20211 hr 27 min

#100 Mayonnaise on a Plum

Between you and Nikki, ok maybe keepings tabs is not a good idea but cohabitation is hard! Nikki thinks Luigi the dog is mad at her. Andrew brings up a moment he brought his girlfriend something she did not want to bed. You Heard It Here First, PSA: Stop doing things you don't want to do, but word is bond, both Mulaney and Munn deserve a pat on the back and Andrew's Weekly Sports moment gets them to realize something about condiments. Fanthrax sparks conversation about why we get out of bed, ana...

Sep 10, 20211 hr 21 min

#99 I Guess You Needed It w/ Lisa Lampanelli

Between you and Nikki, you have seven times more in you than you might think and it is a good thing to be uncomfortable. Andrew is lowering his mirror time as a means of being less critical of himself. Lisa Lampanelli legend/host of the podcast Losers With A Dream joins and the conversation gets even more elevated. They discuss positive framing like, "I got to", noticing your moods and feelings and ensuring that you spend your time doing things that are fun. Lisa shares her wisdom and gets Nikki...

Sep 09, 20212 hr 33 min

#98 Ham Drip

Between you and Nikki sometimes you can't be ready for taking on a new responsibility. Andrew likens himself to a new animal that might be more accurate than the hedgehog. They get into shape shifting and phases they went through. You Heard it Here First: An accurate use of words, preserving of the skin and yes, Nikki cares about sexy comments from Megan Fox and MGK. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she shares a mom's attempted fail to embarrass her kid, really bad tattoos and a relationship question tha...

Sep 08, 20211 hr 19 min

#97 The Ginger After Wasabi

Between you and Nikki she is trying to manage her relationship with her parents better and getting her sister in on the book that will help with that. Andrew is in Chicago and wonders how Nikki is spending her time in the apartment alone while doing vocal warm ups. They are both having a positive relationship with working out, which might be why Nikki shared something very embarrassing. You Heard It Here First, it's ok to get an 80 on the Good People Test, when dogs sniff butts and if you were a...

Sep 06, 20212 hr 33 min

#96 Empty Out The Gravy Tray

Between You and Nikki, she is feeling close to you and grateful to be asked to play the music she has been working on during the IG live sessions. Andrew might not sleep so well tonight after recalling a part of his origin story which involves his second time being in jail. You Heard It Here First, dating apps are trying, life imitating art of emergency rescue TV shows and a sports moment that involves the concept of 'fake it til you make it'. In the Fanthrax segment Nikki announces a special su...

Sep 03, 20211 hr 21 min

#95 That's My Purpose

Between you and Nikki there's a rainbow at the end of a storm. Andrew asks Nikki for her origin story, in which she shares all the drama from drama class and that she was not a class clown. You Heard it Here First: Unexpected pranks are not boring after all, stay cool if your credit card declines and YES! We would totally watch a queer version of The Batchelor. In Finish My Sentence, Nikki and Andrew guess each other's regrets and in the Final Thought Nikki is searching for a deeper meaning in h...

Sep 02, 20211 hr 26 min

#94 Vibrant Technical Difficulties

Between you and Nikki she's in a car to the airport reflecting on why people feel too uncomfortable asking for the things they want or don't want. Andrew discusses the quantity of I love you. You Heard It Here First, the challenge of podcasting on milk crates, changing your situation can be therapy and 48 Hours with Dennis Rodman. In Nikki's Reddit Dump we learn temperature conversion tricks, about deadly pelicans and noodle brains. And in the Final Thought Andrew shares a very bad dare. Learn m...

Sep 01, 202152 min

#93 Antarcticouhl

Between you and Nikki she loves to play word games, tried blush way too young and wants to want to be a cat lady. Andrew is surrounded by kids and keeping sane with his girlfriend. The news goes off the rails when Producer Noa hoped for positive news stories but lands on one of the best things on the internet. For Top1 Bottom1 they try to talk about the latest thing they did for themselves. In the Final Thought Nikki has a message for the Besties. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www....

Aug 31, 20211 hr 24 min

#92 Speeding in a Manatee Zone

Between you and Nikki she had to blur her eyes again but she couldn't do it hard enough. Andrew is visiting his family and seems to have rabies on the brain. You Heard It Here First, how to cover up peeing in the shower, coffee burns, waking up early and a sports story about dating with a disability. Fanthrax mail is exactly what Nikki and Andrew want to hear and in the Final Thought, Nikki wonders if rising to fame in the 90's could have been less toxic than now. Learn more about your ad-choice...

Aug 27, 20211 hr 15 min

#91 Unlofty Boy

Between you and Nikki, White Lotus is ok and she knows where the orange hue on the studio chair is from. Andrew enjoyed seeing Nikki spend time with her dad EJ who has a peculiar taste in shoes. Nikki realizes that Andrew's childhood toys were from before he was born and she has an uncanny talent at figuring out the years these toys were produced. You Heard It Here First, hosting TV as a comedian, a weird reason to ghost someone, the OnlyFans conspiracy and dating someone with the same name as y...

Aug 26, 20211 hr 15 min

#90 They Venti A Latte!

Between you and Nikki, she wonders if she should give up her last name and looks to David Spade's book for inspiration. Andrew creates a loud crash and then explains it. They discuss repetitiveness, bite sizes and attraction. You Heard It Here First topics include: intimacy and sexual desire, social media and Mama June. Nikki's Reddit Dump teaches us a lot about pleasure and stuff we learned too late in life. In the Final Thought they discuss dying on the side of the road, yes you read that corr...

Aug 25, 20211 hr 26 min

#89 A Moment's Notice

Nikki ponders how we used to spend our time as kids when we couldn't go outside and also takes you through her latest Sephora haul. Andrew is ok with convenience but Nikki likes to walk an extra mile at the airport. You Heard it Here First, how do you dispose of a sex doll?, RIP OnlyFans, another unfortunate 'Ledge Head' and a gratuitous battle of the nerds. In the Top1 Bottom1 they discuss childhood toys. Nikki and Andrew end the show by peeping their latest searches. Learn more about your ad-c...

Aug 24, 20211 hr 24 min

#88 This Is Professional Mode

Between you and Nikki, she loved an early morning karaoke session with besties. She is still not smoking weed despite all the pot signs in her world. Andrew again had the midnight runs and realized that he needs to slow down on cauliflower pizza. They talk about relationships, communication and autonomy. You Heard It Here First, No, we will not be in your 'metaverse', a sad cab ride, Ric Flair is not eating some lady out on a train and in Andrew's Sports Moment they discuss an NBA star's opinion...

Aug 20, 20211 hr 26 min

#87 Special Fboy Island Edition

It's Fboy Island Season 2 on HBO MAX announcement day but there is so much more to dig into from Season 1. Nikki and Andrew are joined by CJ Franco, Josh McDonald and Garrett Morosky. Lots of behind the scenes stories, shocking revelations that even Nikki the show's Executive Producer didn't know about, who is together today and who might be together in the future! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Aug 19, 20212 hr 54 min

#86 Fish & Women Have Feelings

Between you and Nikki she is loving thy self! Andrew walked straight into embarrassment this morning and feels bad to delay the FBoy episode. In the news, friendship appreciation, you really can't masturbate where ever, Garrett Morosky's text to Nikki and love bombing vs limerence. Nikki finds some intriguing questions in her Reddit Dump and a Final Thought about love language. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Aug 18, 20211 hr 6 min

#85 Gilligan Island of Mouths

Between you and Nikki she has specific superstitions. Andrew is lamenting saying good-bye to his girlfriend and Nikki has reopened a book she closed a long a time ago. You Heard it Here First: Phrases that are commonly said wrong but not by Nikki, Andrew has a theory about why men do stupid things on dates and no one cares about stinky celebrities. In the Top 1 Bottom 1, they talk about candy and in the Final Thought Nikki talks about a prank her friend David Spade played on a private jet! Learn...

Aug 17, 20211 hr 22 min

#84 Little Horse & The Shower Tooth Tiger

Between you and Nikki, going on IG live with besties was more fun than watching Mr. Corman. Andrew and Nikki discuss the reality of hooking up with a guy who has ED as opposed to how the show portrays it. You Heard it Here First: it's easy to spot a narcissist politician, kids and sleepovers and a coach who wants to make history in the NBA for her skills. Fanthrax takes an interesting turn and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew wrap the show with some ASMR. Learn more about your ad-choices at...

Aug 13, 20211 hr 16 min

#83 A Clenched Fist w/ Tom Scharpling

Between you and Nikki emotions are out of order and so was the taping of the show. Nikki and Andrew welcome Tom Scharpling who's life is currenly in a new book called: It Never Ends: A Memoir with Nice Memories! You Heard it Here First, tattoos on kids, the problem with having a large penis and Nikki has a theory about why Machine Gun Kelly shaved his head. In the Blankest Thing You've Ever done, Tom shares a humiliating story about talking to Patti Smith. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew ...

Aug 12, 20211 hr 13 min

#82 Sick of This Aunt

Between you and Nikki, there is a need to discuss the season finale of the Bachelorette. Andrew shares his take on it too and they both reveal some secrets of reality TV shows. You Heard it Here First, more of the Bachelorette, deal breakers that are obvious and Keith Urban is right not to care about Nicole Kidman's sex scenes. Nikki's Reddit Dump includes odd jobs and odd heels. And in the Final Thought, why bullies are out of style! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcast...

Aug 11, 20211 hr 17 min

#81 It's Been A While...

Between you and Nikki, everyone has a dating history and it's ok to see it on social media. Nikki lets Andrew in on the chain she has going with her closest girlfriends and their latest inside joke. You Heard it Here First, Andrew crushes the headlines with his personal story that is out of this world. They cover their Top1 Bottom1 "touches" and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew share their last words. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.co...

Aug 10, 20211 hr 19 min

#80 You're Slipping Slim

Between you and Nikki, take your meds and try to get your angry friends to talk. Andrew helped Nikki make a birthday call to her dad EJ and he got to hear the infamous horizontal tooth story. In the news, profane parrots, how to maybe avoid prostate cancer, Andrew meets a layered man and a cat steals an MLB game. Listeners send Fanthrax from around the world and in the Final Thought, Andrew leaves us with a strange cliff hanger. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwor...

Aug 06, 20211 hr 13 min

#79 A Kangaroo Stampede of Emotions

Between you and Nikki it is not fun struggling with the idea that you are a 'stained person'. Andrew is dealing with missing his girlfriend by being giddy and cleaning the apartment. You Heard it Here First, it sucks to have anger issues, kangaroos can be ice breakers, breadcrumbing that is not on Andrew's mattress and the greatest women supporting each other! To celebrate a newly created subreddit for Couhl, Nikki and Andrew present a Collection of Couhls. In the Final Thought, they empathize w...

Aug 05, 20211 hr 28 min

#78 Stay Flat Safe

Between you and Nikki, she is wondering how Andrew doesn't have a prep bag and how he is able to enjoy looking at his own self. Andrew is care free when Nikki goes through her hair routine. You Heard It Here First, a very bad first date, bad FBI practices and forgiving the past. Nikki's reddit dump contains unintentional humor and a frustrated baby and in the Final Thought they talk about a recent proud moment. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystud...

Aug 04, 20211 hr 12 min

#77 A Thousand Cut Offs

Between you and Nikki, San Antonio rubbed off on her. Andrew is filling his girlfriend's side of the bed with popcorn now that she's gone. Nikki reflects on her her depression and cleanliness go hand in hand. In the news, getting electrocuted, Orcas are the incels of the sea and A-Rod's thirst trap. Everyone felt guilty over naming their bottom 1 couple but felt good naming the top. And in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk about an elderly couple they saw at the airport. Learn more about y...

Aug 03, 20211 hr 20 min

#76 Fanthrax Only

Having to shift away from normal format to clear out some Fanthrax, Nikki, Andrew and Noa enjoy nothing more than hearing from Besties. Make sure you also share your comments! Link to our voicemail app is available on our Instagram @nikkiglaserpod bio or send us a voice memo or email to [email protected]. Remember 5 sentences or less... we have a short attention span ;). Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Jul 30, 20211 hr 8 min

#75 Let's Underthink It

Between you and Nikki, success all comes down to putting in the hours. Andrew says goodbye to his girlfriend but not before introducing her to his family. Nikki wants besties and Andrew to ask for what they want, especially when they are paying for goods and services. You Heard it Here First, hygiene habits, songs that help us connect and the anxiety guys have when they ghost girls. They play Esther Perel's new card game Where Should We Begin and share stories about what they make a big deal abo...

Jul 29, 20211 hr 17 min

#74 Can't Quit You

Between you and Nikki this is the time to confront character defects. Andrew relieved his stress from shopping at Ikea by swinging some balls. Nikki had a life epiphany when she previewed HBO Max's FBoy Island for her girlfriends last night. You Heard it Here First, crock attack in Mexico, lonely sea turtles, reptiles in salads, unused gift cards and unlikely actors fulfilling their roles. In Nikki's Reddit Dump the consensus on tongues, stolen netflix hacks, rat emotions and a conversation abou...

Jul 28, 20211 hr 19 min

#73 Old Copper Brand

Between you and Nikki, being able to surrender and let go of expectations can be a gift. Broadcasting from Tulum, Mexico, Nikki is amongst her best friends and last night Kerstin made her laugh harder than anyone. Andrew is wrapping his head around period sex and Nikki recommends a lube job. You heard it here first, women in sports need not be sexualized, Andrew shares an inside story, another unfortunate "ledgehead" and Ben and J-Lo are basic on a boat. In "Top 1,Bottom 1" they share stories ab...

Jul 27, 20211 hr 17 min

#72 My Spirit is Hot

Between you and Nikki, spending $500 at TJ Maxx for wardrobe is a fun challenge, she loves her little sis and when things go bad remember "it's FBoy Island". Andrew is moving his girlfriend to Chicago and yes he will play golf there. Nikki believes Andrew is a NBA, natural born athlete. You Heard it Here First, at least the little kids who got high off THC candies will have a good story, friends before relationship adds to the idea of no sex, Megan Fox is cool and the hurtful truth about the new...

Jul 23, 20211 hr 26 min