#126 Squid's Out of The Shell

I flew to l A on Sunday, Andrew went back to St. Louis and then Noah came all the way from Arizona to St. Louis to uh take my spot, and guys were switching around. We're not I'm producing now, No I am not, and I can't. Uh Noah is in is in the um is in the host chair? Wait, it was so funny this morning. You you were so cute. Andrew had to tell me that you were scared to sit in the chair. I wanted to do it from the kitchen. I wasn't scared. I just thought it would

look so weird. It would be like a Twilight Zone episode of the podcast, and and and um, it's it's fitting though for this week. It's a spooky week. Things are things are scary, like suddenly a barista will be wearing a witch's hat and you'll be reminded that it's Halloween. Like that's what why I get reminded it's Halloween. I'll just see, you know, people at Starbucks wearing like cat ears and I'm like, oh, yeah, it's that week. Otherwise

I forget. Um, how's St. Louis going good? Andrew is hooked on squid Games and we watched three episodes last night, even though I said I wouldn't watch it. He's actually in there right now. He took a pause last night so he can talk with Brenna and because I just had to leave and go to sleep. Wait a second, So, first of all, you're I think you're saying squid games, squid games. That's that's fine. It's that sounds like the way Andrew probably is saying it too. Um. Also, what

it took him so long? We need to know because everyone's been watching this number two? I do think how long is this show? How long is it going to take him to get through it? And doesn't he have something better to do with his time? Is this the new golf for him? Here's the thing, NICKI, uh so, it's in Korean and you have to read the subtitles or you can have it lipped up. I heard, yeah, but it's it's not the same. If it's you know, it's just too weird. But sometimes I catch Andrew looking

at his phone. He doesn't he doesn't know what he doesn't when he says he watches something, he does not watch. I don't even understand how Andrew enjoys entertainment because or or shows that involved. That's why I like The Bachelor and Bachelorette because I can look at my phone and not miss anything, and if I do, I can go back and figure out what happened. Um, But Andrew doesn't

do that. He doesn't go back. He That's what emboggled by how he watches things, because I'll you know, we got into the whole thing about the Ted last of episode where there were all these references to romantic comedies that if you didn't know the joke they were making, you would have been like, what the hell is the show doing? You would have been like, I don't trust

the show anymore. But he's just blindly proceeds. So I'm sure there's so many think times that Andrew just goes, I don't know what's going on, and I wonder if he goes, Oh, it's something I missed when I was looking on my phone, because for me, I cannot stand that. If there's some plot point I miss, I gotta go back because I was on my phone, I go back. And that's why I don't watch shows. I have to go back. The Morning Show the other day, I tried

to watch it. I rewound it like twenty times because every time I would just look on my phone and kept missing it. Um, so you know he's missing things because he and first of all, even if you're looking at your phone and it's not Korean, you're still can't hear what they're saying, like it's not really getting in. But especially if it's Korean, I mean, what is he doing?

But the good thing is, because I'm reading the captions and I'm I'm looking at it closely, is that it seems like there is no plot, so he's not really using anything. I saw one scene as I was watching someone watch it on a plane. That's all I've seen this good game. I understand that it has a lot of like gore and it's really kind of disturbing at times. What is what have you gleaned from it? Um? I like the gore aspect of it. Korean horror movies are are usually pretty gory in a very good way if

you're into that kind of stuff. Um, like, what's the gore? What? What am I going to see on this? It scory in in a Korean way that you've seen. Uh example someone um, one of the characters stuck their fingers into these into this like machinery, and their fingers popped popped, Yeah, like their knuckles cracked like some no, like the meeting, the fingers got crushed and there was this like pop sound that sounds good. Did they do the English dub

of the pop sound? Yeah? Just said pop across There are certain sounds that seem like oh those would be you know, worldwide or like they wouldn't change based on what language. Like the sound of a dog barking. We should look it up. The sound people make to say a dog is barking, like like we say rough roff, but like in different languages, it's like haka haka. It'll be like a totally different sound, but we're all hearing

the same thing. We're just saying something different. There's this really great on Reddit that I'm going to share it later today during read it dump of what people what English speakers sound like too non English speakers. You know how when we do imitations of a different language, it's

like jazz. Also like for like French, but to French people that would sound like gibberish, Like it's not anything, but we we can make it sounds like we're saying something like Conan does a really good Armenian impression where he just makes up words and it sounds like he's speaking a language. I'm not really good. I'm not fast on my feet enough to come up with a new language, but um it's it's I'll share it with you later. And it's a song this Italian guy made to prove that.

Back I think it was in the sixties maybe seventies. This guy was an Italian singer, songwriter, pop star in Italy and he was frustrated that every single song that seemed to be a hit was any song that was English speaking. And he was just frustrated because he's like

these these Italians a fault for anything. So I'm just gonna make a song that sounds like English, and so it's complete gibberish English, but it sounds like what we would hear if we didn't speak English and we heard someone like talking it, you know, Um, and it's so good you're gonna love it? Um? How is l A? L A is great? Speaking of squid Game, Actually, I was on set yesterday with Jimmy Fallon. Um. He might

have been there just visiting a friend. He might have been hosting, he might have working been working the craft service table. No one knows, but we there was some mention of squid Game and I said, I actually haven't even seen it. I had to come claim because I was trying to. I was like laughing along like I got the reference and I didn't. And I go, I haven't actually seen it, and he goes, don't. You don't need to. It's just it's disturbing and I wish I

hadn't seen it. He said, like he was like, it's one of those things that you are like, my life isn't better because I saw that disturbing thing. And that's why I feel like I don't. I think I'm I'm smart to not watch these things because is they do.

But also I I read a lot of grim things, and I'm on Reddit looking at you know, last images, which is pictures that people post of the last image picture was taken of a person, And so I'm looking at kind of like morbid things constantly that sometimes make me a little sad and make me have an existential crisis.

But in terms of I just don't. I guess we're always seeking adrenaline, and I guess squid game in these kind of gory moments hearing fingers pop give you adrenaline and like make you feel alive and remind you you you're alive. I guess I don't understand. You went to a haunted house type of thing. I did. We just talked about that and I go your you lie, I didn't like that, didn't lie. I didn't lie. I tried. I so I told AV He's like, okay, you choose

the dinner place. And I tried. I tried really hard to choose a place where we would we eat and just get too tired to work. Funny, we went to this bed and breakfast. Well, I was just like, oh, how about we we order like toothdaye we just I tried ordering like the most fattening thing on the menu so that we would feel tired, to try to get him to not want to go out. But hey, right, what was it? It was um like three haunted houses. I only did too and they had corn fields? Do

you know how creepy that is? I'm glad I did it? Okay, I was. It was terrifying. Well why are you glad then? And also why didn't he eat enough? And why didn't your plan work? Oh? We we ate a lot, but he's he insisted on going because he loves that stuff. But then you're just going and you're you want to throw up the whole time, and you're scared. Okay, yes, but luckily the lines for each were so long that I could, you know, like shake off the nerve. But you had to wait in line to go into a

corn maze and fucking be scared. But I was gone. Honestly, take a haunted house out of it for me standing in line for something with the public, for something that is not worth standing in line for. I guess maybe it was that is a haunted house to me? Okay, wasting it? So what why are you better off for having gone through it sell me on this, Okay. So the good thing was that I would like I just got to be scared and I got to scream a lot, and I think that that was a big stress reliever

for me. Um. I did like, how before you go in, Um, the person who like worked the front door or whatever the haunted house was like, they won't touch you, no touching the actors, no running. And I was like, oh, they don't touch you. Okay, that makes me feel a little bit better. Yes, did my ex boyfriends work there? Was it all people that I've been intimate with, and and I said, they don't always feel like I know as I'm saying, I always feel like I wanted to

write a joke at one point. I think about haunted houses and how they always say they can't touch you, and how like that's probably my My boyfriend probably works at one of those, and he's just like he's just he can't take he can't leave work at work. He takes it home with him and he just doesn't he doesn't feel comfortable touching because it's just not what he does at work. And so they that put you at ease that they didn't touch you. Yes, Um, I also like that I just got to be like a damsel

in distress. You got to protect you. I got to like clamp onto his arm. I got to like make him go ahead of me. Oh. It's kind of a cute first date idea because it um creates a space for intimacy that you otherwise wouldn't. You know, touching someone or grabbing onto them or getting really close to them is something that happens usually after you've you know, I had a couple of drinks. It's a way to force

that kind of closeness. Yeah, that's always what is so uh difficult about dating, I think, and like the first move of like who's going to touch you? That's why I've come up with the whole thing of like if you're next to someone in your arms are barely touching, if you leave it, that's a sign of girl likes you.

Like if it's barely imperceptible that you're touching and she leaves it, because she could move it away and it wouldn't be like offensively get away, but she could just move like a millimeter and it would make it so

you guys weren't touching. But if she leaves it, she likes you, but those that's so hard to do to get to a place where you either have to smotion the back of a car or like there should be something that gets you really close to touch otherwise or as you know, there's no need to really like bundle with each other. Wanted house. That's a good idea. Okay,

maybe I'm sold on it. Yeah. Um. Also I thought of you because, um, when we were in the cornfield, they there was like re enactments of like horror movies and one of them was, um, leather Face and there's a leather Face character like standing in the way, and every time you have me no, no, no, not that kidding, not that. So I just start laughing and he keeps blocking my way and I start laughing, and he goes,

why are you laughing at me? So I thought about about how you say that when we're nervous we start laughing to shore canines, and I was like, he can't see my canines. You're like, you're like because it's because you more scared, Like, but why are you laughing me at me? Is so funny. He went home that day and was like, I didn't do it. I couldn't bring it today. And this girl wouldn't stop laughing on me. And what is leatherface? Is that the like it's from

the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's the character that chopped everybody up. I'm picturing Michael Myers for some reason. What's the difference between their masks? Oh? You know, Michael Myers has the white mask. I guess his has a little bit more like patches to it, and like looks a little face. It kind of looks like a burlap sack. But the leather is made of human skin. Oh. Oh, the way that you said that is just as darling as sometimes

I like to just divide it with my nose. Um okay, So speaking of face and leather faces, Um, I have become obsessed with a thing called face Jim here in Los Angeles. So I got into town on Sunday. I flew in from Indie, took a really early morning flight, got in here super early because you lose three hours, and my hotel I wasn't able to check it. Um, and so I'm like so tired. All I want to do is just like crawl into a bed and die.

And they're like, um, I get there at ten and they're like the room is not gonna be ready till three. I'm like, I can I buy a room? I was like, can I buy a room from yesterday to have it so I can sleep until check out today at noon? Like two hours That's how desperate I was for sleep, and they were like, sorry, it's full. So I go. I don't know what I'm gonna do, and I just walk out into the world and I'm just sad and tired, and I stumble upon this place called face Jim, which

I've been to in New York ages ago. I think they offered me like a free session because you know, as someone deemed me, and I go, okay, I'll do it. And I wasn't crazy about it when I went to New York, but I went into this place because I'm like, I got time to kill. A face massage seems good, a kind of a facial. I don't like facials anymore, honestly,

I don't like extractions. They tend to disrupt my skin and make me like per like my skin purge and it gets all I just have a really my skin has been never better because I haven't had a fucking facial in two years, and it's never my skins never looked better. So what do you get? There? You go? But I just I remember, this place isn't an invasive They're not squeezing your skin, and it's it's costly though, dude. You walk in it's called Face Jim and they're like, hey,

what's up? And and the music is like oh yeah, you know, it's like it's like Equinox music. And it's really bright, and all the chairs are it's almost like you're at a salon. So it's all, you know, chairs next to each other and you lay back in this chair and there's a mirror in front of you and like bars on the mirror, like you're at a bar class, but the bars don't serve any purpose. I was like, can I put my feet in the news And they're like no. So they talk to me. They're like, what

would you like to do for your workout today? And I'm like, let's drop the workout like this, just can I talk normally. I don't want to have to do your whole thing, like this isn't a workout for your face. You're laying in a chair. I want this to be relaxing, and I'm like, I don't know what do you recommend and the prices are crazy, dude, Like you know, it starts out I think dollars for their like basic, and then it goes to a deep clean it's like one.

And then it's like the cryo therapy, which is like a deep um hydra eating. It's like two thirty five. So it's like it ain't cheap. I want to say that if you can't afford it, I really recommend it. There's a girl in West Hollywood location. If you're in l A the West Hollywood location, Haley, don't take a risk with anyone else. I'm not even kidding you. I

don't even know who else works there. Maybe Haley is not even the best, but to me, she I'm like I had a white Lotus moment with her where I was like Jennifer Coolidge's character where I was like You're amazing, and like I just I think you should start a salon with me and St. Louis Like I was ready to recruit this woman. I am obsessed with her, and so I went in on Sunday and I got the cry Oh. What they do is they massage your face,

which I need this in my life. Space massage is so underrated lettle like the deep cleaning thing where they do all the other stuff to your face. It feels like your face is going in a car wash and then they do It's just my face has never looked better. But they do this thing where they put a ball on your face and they roll the muscles. And I hate stretching my face. Y'all know that. I don't even That's why I won't go skydiving or play with my niece and make funny faces because I don't want to

stretch out my skin on my face. I do not go like, I'll never do that. I'll never go like oh and pull down my skin. Ever. When I sleep on my face, I like sleep, so it's like up, like I pull it up. And um so I was I was reluctant to have someone like tug on my face and like massage it. But oh my god, noah, she got in these like knots on my shoe and was just and did hard pressure. Dude. It was transcendent.

And and not to mention, the music is still like pitch, We're gonna rock you, and I'm just like, this is not relaxing at all in terms of the music. But I went to another dimension and this face massage. It was so complete, there was every little nook and cranny she got in. I was so happy. And then at the end of it, I mean I went to dinner with Carlile hours later and she was like, you look like a child. Like My face was just so just

bright and shiny and hydrated. It was awesome. I'm literally thinking about getting a franchise in St. Louis so I can go regularly. I'm not kidding you. I I need this, or creating some version of facial massage. Because the thing is, if anyone out there listening knows where I can get a face massage in St. Louis, Missouri, let me know, because I don't know that it's a thing and I need it. Um Anyway, it was so good. I went to her yesterday, so got in Sunday, went to her

that day. Then yesterday I was done with my shoe. Oh man, I shot so early in the morning, seven thirty seven o'clock. Uh, call time for my to get in my car. That means means I did be in hair makeup at five, got there. Uh did the show done by twelve thirty. So much fun doing it again. Today. Um, But I went to again to her and Noah, she like didn't remember me. I walked in because I was like, hi, Haley, because I call old and I was like, I want

whoever I had yesterday, and I even told her. I was like, I'm coming back tomorrow and she was like great, So then I showed it up again. She did not know who I was, didn't care, you know, like I don't think recognize me or anything like that doesn't matter. Um, I don't even think about those things. I really don't.

But I go, Haley, what did I do yesterday? Because I think I want to do and she goes, um, I don't, like, let me chat like she I was like hurt that she didn't remember, like the specific thing.

I'm just another fucking face. And it reminded me of the fact that when I meet people or do shows or have a lot of times, I'll do shows, you know, and I'll get flown in for like a private event, and I'll stay at a hotel and I'll go to like a dinner, and I'll do the show, and I'll be at this I'll be in the club all weekend long. I don't remember anything about the club. I don't remember how to get to the green room. I don't remember and it and I always want to tell these people

like I do this every single day. There's if I remembered it at all, I'd be Einstein. I can't. I don't have the bandwidth for that, you know, and I have to. I have to have the you know, barnaked ladies wrap to chicken China, the Chinese chicken. You have a drop that is in my head and taking up space, so I can't remember your face or what I did at the Diet Dallas hyenas um. But this girl didn't

remember me. And it was a good reminder that when we feel special, when there's like again white Lotus, you know, the guy that makes everyone at the hotel feels so special, the one and and he's it's all bullshit, you guys, Like it's rare to find someone that actually you actually make an impression on in customer service, even if you

think you have like a really genuine moment. Because I swear to god, I thought this woman was like I was like Jennifer Coolidge and this woman was because at the very beginning, they kind of do this over your chest and like touch your like very top of your boobs. Oh my god, I was I think I was a little bit gay for this girl because her touch was just so amazing and she gently like stroked the top of my boobs and I'm about I'm like ovulating right now,

so my boobs are so sensitive. And I was just like kind of I wasn't horny for it, but just made me feel so good. And again I'm questioning everything, but I'm obsessed with face massage. Let's gett Andrew in here. Andrew, Hey, Andrew, what's going on? I mean, I know what's going on in your world? How did you sleep last night? Or did you sleep because you're watching squid Game constantly? I guess the cats out of the bag, out of the shell? Shelling up. I can't even do anything without Noah talking

about our business. I mean, all she says, all you've been doing is watching squid games. She can't pry you from it. First of all, she watched four episodes with me last night. Or I had Poe fuck you. I love how you got hit wrong? You fa you're just singing the you know scale folk? I um, yeah, I got it. Was the first time we got fa foe and it was delicious. Noah got some kind of egg rol thing and we watched screw. I didn't even think that squid games with Asian was had nothing to do

with one another. The game is is Korean, I believe, and uh Fa is Vietnamese. Yes, so it has nothing to do with each other. I don't want to be canceled for going Asian or you did started out like it was some kind of like, oh we did a theme night. I was wearing a gee I did have a triangle hat on, but it had nothing to do I'm telling you though, Okay, I'm getting it, like I'm sure you yeah, were you in your little robe? I was? I did have a dragon Um, you're a brown belt

right because it's your broad belt. Just fell in the toilet one time, a dragon kite following me around the part it. I get it. Well, we get your joke. It's so funny. Okay, so you can keep going forever, I mean just naming other things. It's a really it's a cool premise. Okay, Okay, that is completely separate though from all all right, but what are your thoughts on squid game and why did it take you so long

to get into squid game and why now? And um um, I think I think one the subtitles having to read. You know me, I'm not a big reader, so I know I hear you're looking at your phone a lot and missing entire like you can't even what is going on here. Well, we know how you watch TV. I like to paint the full picture. Yeah, so if you, But Andrew, I do have a question for you when

you miss a big part of a TV show. And then, because you know this happens to me all the time when I'm watching stuff, I go back and rewatch the thing I missed. Do you do don't think you do that. I think you just keep on plowing. I keep plowing, and eventually I'll plow on. I'll catch up. I mean I could put my brain together. I know what happened. I can miss a whole episode and know exactly what's going on. I don't think you can. I think you

miss things. And then because I'll reference things sometimes and you're like, I don't know that, I'm like, that is a huge plat point where you were watching a TikTok about how to get your okay, you know what you're on your phone when we watch things Noise, which is a radio show every morning. I can't talk to you. Yeah, yeah, but what does that have to do with anything? This is almost like you're the beginning of this where you

were just naming different Eastern culture things. What what is me having listening to a radio show where I don't want to talk like I'm choosing to look, I'm not trying to have a conversation and do that. I'm I'm in the room with you, but I but I'm having on my headphones a lot of times, or you weren't in the room when I was listening to it on speaker, and then you walk in and start talking to me, and then I turned it down so I can hear you,

and then I turned back up when you're talking. I will say that when I like, I've been trying to watch Chappel's special for so long now and I cannot It's too slow for me. And when I put it on the TV, I can't do double the speed, so I just get so distracted and I have to rewatch. I had to rewatch one story of his twenty times.

I'm still not through it, and it's just the story of him being followed in the mall by that woman, like it's not that long of a story and I cannot get through because I looked down at my phone and I get struct it, but but I go back. I don't because I don't want to miss something. Here's the thing. Last night, I was falling asleep too. I believe episode six um. I felt I was kind of going in and out. And so this morning I turned on episode six. I watched what I watched last night,

and I did catch up. I did fill in some some gaps that might have been there from sleeping. But if I missed something from watching my phone, I mean, that's like, you know you I'll watch my phone while I drive for an hour and a half. I'll get there. I get there. Are you supposed to say that? Probably not? That's I mean, I feel like everyone just is half watching things. Now. You say you watch something, you just

you can't trust even my parents. My parents don't really my mom's always on her phone, but my dad will fall asleep and I'll I talked about White Lotus to them and they were nearly done with the show and they were like, yeah, we didn't we started it, And I go, oh, well, there's this, like you know, I referenced something that happens at the end that didn't wasn't a spoiler, and they go, oh, yeah, we we saw.

I think we saw that. I'm like, you saw the whole show, but you don't remember because you fall asleep. I'm someone who I just I can't deal with that. I tried watching. Um, I need to go back. I remember from my childhood that movie Dune, which is like they just brought it back. They brought it back with shallow shallow Man, shallow May and Zindia and uh. I was like, you know what, I'm gonna sit there. I

know this is gonna be slow. I know it's gonna be kind of weird and like scientific and and whatever. I lasted honestly four minutes top they started talking in like a weird voice. So we have to get this bat and I'm done. I know I don't need this squid game. Well tell me why. It's just dude, I almost started crying in the last episode. It was the last last episode, or the last one you watched, the last one I watched. There's an old man in the show.

I'm not going to give away anything, but he is the I'm never gonna watch it I'm never gonna watch it because I don't watch things unless I have a partner to watch them with. And my last one just watched it. Oh hm, well you yeah, Well I'm not the only when I knew that didn't watch it. No, there's no catching I can't catch up. I can't watch anything alone. I just never thought that you would want to watch this so well, is it as gory and scary? And it's gory. You see a lot of death, but

it's not it's not like scary debt. It's it's like, really, really, have you seen Running Man the movie back in the day. Well, anyways, it has a lot of heart, it really does. In the main character. Uh, there's a lot of main characters. But the first episode, this guy he's he's downtrawn, he's he's a gambler, he's not there for his daughter. He's in debt and he plays he's the best actor I think I might have ever seen. He's like a dumb dog in it. He's just like like and it's unbelievable.

He's unbelievable. It's crazy how good an actor this guy is. Like so much on the screen. I don't I feel like I don't some people that think there are actors that are good. I disagree with them so much. Like I think acting and what you think is good and what it's not. It's totally subjective because some people are like they're the best actor, and I'm like, I just don't. I just see them acting or I don't know, I just it's your favorite actor. Favorite actor. I mean probably

Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks, Okay, yeah, Like I feel like Tom Hanks really does get me there, and I feel like he is those characters, like there's he's like even though I know he's acting, I just I forget. I forget he's acting, which is, you know, something that it's hard for me to do in a lot of stuff. And then I do think, um, you know, I'm watching The Morning Show and the girl uh Hannah's show Schoenberg from the first season, Um, I think she's one of

the best actresses I've ever seen. I thought she really was incredible, and I was sad to see, Wait, did you watch the second season? It's on? She back? Baby? Did she come back? I don't think she could come back from what happened. I thought she might though, because I started watching I thought what I thought was second season, I was starting I this is like again, I forget

what I watched. I watched the last episode of the first season, you know, months ago, and I started up second season, but it started the last episode of the first season. I didn't know, and I'm watching it like it's new and there's nothing about it that's reminds me of anything I've seen before. And then she's there and I go, did she come back from the dead? As as a flashback? What's happening? Spoiler alert? And so when I realized I was watching the last episode someone watched.

I saw a tweet, someone watched Succession the first just put it on automatically, but it was the first episode of the show, and they were like, I thought it was flashbacks, Like I thought, third season. This is what we're not paying attention when we watch things. Okay, but this is my point of squid Games. You don't need a Tom Hanks, you don't need um you know, Leonardo DiCaprio. You don't know who anyone is, and that's why it's so great, Like you're just starting with a nice clean palette.

And I love watch things because I mean, I guess morning show I did watch because Jenn Ranston, isn't it, And I just like her and Steve Carrell, so you know it's gonna be good. But I feel like most of the time I'm motivated to watch something, it's not because the actor in it is someone I want to

see do something. Nothing that's getting less and less. I mean, I think the idea of like I guess I put on because of shallow, make fucking that Peach, but it still didn't do anything for me, right, you know, uh yeah, it's it doesn't I don't think. I think what what matters is critical claim is like people, is the cultural phenomenon for me wanting to be moved by something to the point where I'm like thinking about it all the time.

I love art that does that for me. And like when something like Squid Game, for sure, is this thing that just took over the conversation immediately, like Tiger like Tiger King, you know, like it's the Island Oftix. It was huge, but I can't I know that it had so much gore in it, and that it is also something that caused a lot of anxiety, and it's like an anxiously type show and I'm just gonna I'm gonna pass.

But I'm also going to talk to my friends who have seen it to get enough cultural references that I can slide it into jokes in the future or you know, understand you know, jokes being made about it enough to like fit in with people and be able to talk about it at the at the cool table. But yeah, I mean, look, I think I don't need to watch it. The old Man and it is the most human character

you'll ever see on a TV show. I think, Um, there's something about this that's striking a chord for you, and I now I'm interested to know what what What is so emotional about this for you? I think you relate to the character or something. A lot of it is sacrificing yourself for others, which maybe something I try to do but I probably am not good at. And I see it of giving up your life for another. I can't even imagine that. Yeah, sacrificing yourself for others

or like doing something for others. I mean, it's just I think, Yeah, the more and I've talked about this so much, but the more I get outside of myself and stop doing things selfishly and actually try to do something for someone else, that's self sacrificing in terms of

my time or my money or whatever. It's just it never ceases to make me feel better and to feel in in not a selfish way and not a way that I'm like I get to tell everyone I did this good thing, but just genuinely makes you feel good. And I wish I wish that was I want more

people to understand that. So when you realize when you give and you are donate to places, or you give an extra tip to someone, or you just do nice things for people, that it makes you feel better too than the thing that's preventing you from doing those things is because we're also selfish. But essentially you could do this thing that's going to make you feel a lot better. And I just wish people knew that. I didn't know that. You know what, when you watch the show, do it

for them, you know what I mean? Like, No, I'm saying like we're also self centered, Like we look at our phone when we're watching, Like maybe don't look at your phone for the whole show. That's not what I'm talking about at all, But I'm just talking about get literally, is something that doesn't get you any kind of brownie points.

With your freend like not anonymous donations, doing something that you're not going to brag about two people that you're just doing to help someone else and you don't even need to thank you from them, and being in a place where you could actually be there and not I feel like I don't. I know so few people who do that, and including myself, Like even when I put a tip in at Starbucks, I want them to thank me.

And when when I do nice things, I want sometimes I've I've gotten to a better place with it where I don't need thank you's and and things like that. But um, there is something that you want, some sort of validation. But being able to do things without the validation is um so key to my self esteem and self worth. And I just didn't know that. I didn't know that that was a a way to get out

of depression. Um, and that depression because it seems so like you hate yourself, Like why would that be selfish to be depressed? And I don't mean to make people who are depressed feel bad about it or like you're so selfish, But that's that's not what I'm saying. I'm because the worst thing to do is feel worse when you're depressed about like, oh, now I'm gonna feel selfish that I'm depressed, great Nikki, But it's like, no, it is a selfish act to be depressed. You're obsessed with

like I'm bad, I'm worthless, no one likes me. I don't deserve to be a five. And I'm not trying to make that like I'm not trying to make it a moral issue if you're a bad person to feel that way, but it I never thought of depression of selfish. If anything, I thought it was like, you hate yourself, so you how could that be selfish? So the the antidote to being selfish is to get out of yourself and do something for other people that has nothing to

do with you. And I wish more rich people would do that because rich people are depressed as fuck and they have something to actually give, even if they don't have the time to volunteer or whatever. I used to always think that I don't have time to volunteer, and I don't want to. I don't I don't want to.

Like I thought that people that volunteering and helping it goodwill or soup kitchens, they wanted to do it like they have some chip in them that makes them want to do it, and it's like, no, they know that it makes them feel better, not because of the likes they get by posting it on social media, but like you know, the ones that just do it to do it, they know that it it is makes their their themselves better, thus making the world better place for the their family

and friends. I don't know, I just there's so much like greed that I just I don't know. I just want people to be kinder. And I came up with a new mantra because Carlyle has this book called Healing Yourself Healing from Within. What's it called, I forget she's letting around here somewhere I'll get the name of it, but it's mantras for every physical ailment that you can

use to like heal what you're going through. And she found in the back of the glass rate says, canker sores, and it's canker sores are related to having shame and feeling like you can't say what you want to say, and like, I so relate to that, like all of my ailments are always in my throat and in my mouth, and it's always related to I feel like I'm not speaking my truth, and obviously I'm someone that speaks to truth,

but like there's just something backed up there recently. And so she gave me the mantra, and it was I create joyful experiences for my loving world. And so yesterday I meditated and all I said was I create joyful experiences from my living world. To create joyful experiences for my living world. And the truth is that is that's my goal in life. That's all I want to do. And so I'm like, what if every decision I made

was filtered through that. I already failed today because I had admonished Andrew for being racist this morning and it probably made it feel bad. So that wasn't creating a joyful experience for my loving world. So I fail here and there. But if I do filter everything through that life could be pretty sweet. Wow. Because that but that is like my goal. Because she read one, because she

read one that was like near the cankerstors because her boyfriend. Honestly, I'm not even joking you, then I really would love that. You see, if I can find the book, I'm a matter of place right now. Yeah, for some reason, flying hurts my asshole. I think maybe I get dehydrated out there.

Maybe my asshole titans out to higher the altitude, right, Like the pressure changes for sure, whenever a lot of pilots to deal with with the assholes that are I can never be an F fifteen fly alright, I think literally, she has every other self help book alive. There's a book called How to Be Alone. There's a book called The Power of Habit. There's a book called Ten Days to Self Esteem. Um, these are all books that are propping up the laptop right now. But Matthew McConaughey, movies,

Let do you see where that book is? There is the healing book. Yeah. I mean I was talking to know about how flying hurts my butt hole, and I wonder if it's connected. Maybe I sit down longer than usual. Um, I think the pressure are mental, Yeah they really. I mean it's it's a physical thing that is like compounded

by the mental stress and stress. Yeah. Yeah, your brain goes down there and like, fucking my asshole always hurts more on the weekend when I'm like just stressed, Like even though I don't feel stressed, but obviously it's somewhere, you know, I want to do a good job whatever. You know, tensions are, you know, things are. When you're traveling, everything's heightened, and I think my asshole pain gets heightened. I think it's connected, it's correlated. It's interesting. Bad. Your

height can't get heightened. I try. I'll wear your heels, but my calve's hurt. It all adds up behind me on a bookshelf. I vented. The mantra is just like, don't you can heal your life? All right? Let's look up anal fissures. Oh my god, there's literally everything in here. Okay, anal um not in here, but I'll look up fissures. Okay, I guess we could do. Hamorrhoids is close enough, hamorrhoids fish fish shila, No, okay, hamrhoids, but you know are

hemorrhoids right? Not hamm? Can you spell hemorrhoid's force? Real question? It's E M M O H G M O R R H O I D S. Okay one and two eleven. Let's get to this one. Yeah, it's like hemmerhoid's okay, one, here we go. Okay, es actually interesting, okay enough, but I don't know if it's going to do to fear of deadlines, anger, of the past, afraid to let go, feeling burdened. Okay, So your mantra is I release all that is unlike love. There's time and space for everything

I want to do. Again, release all that is unlike love, all that is unlike love. There's time and space for everything I want to do. There's time and space for everything I want to do. Okay, Noah, hit me with, hit me with something. You've been struggling with. Neck pains, neck pains, neck pains. All right, let's go to Oh my god, they have everything in here. This is cool neck problems, okay. Re refusing to see other sides of a question, stubbornness and flexibility. Okay, And this is your mantra.

It is with flexibility and ease that I see all sides of an issue. There are endless ways of doing things and seeing things. I am safe. I know it's a long one, but that's one that you can like write a bunch, you know, like you can almost do like a Bart Simpson beginning of sentence where I'm sending these to both of you right now. This book again is called You Can You Can Heal Your Life by Luise Hey. Oh Luise Hey is like uh Guru of the s. Yeah, dude, what's heartburn? Heartburn is? I breathe

freely and fully. I am safe. I trust the process of life. WHOA, that's you, dude. I love how all of this is like let going go with the flow. With the flow, dude, I am uh yeah, I I'm

I'm into this ship. I'm into like letting go, forgiving yourself, forgiving yourself as I think the biggest lesson I've learned over the post past year and a half is like being able to be okay with whatever you do and being like so many people are talking about Alec Baldwin thing real quick and then we'll get to the news and this is all say on it except you know obviously the how horrible it was, and I just unbelievable.

It is like it truly feels like something you that would happen in a fever dream, like a news alert that would show up on your phone in a dream. Are you talking about his last movie? So well? Probably is going to be um I it um I. Someone was saying to me, like, if you were him, you would never be the like you would never be able to forgive yourself. You would never be able to your

life would be ruined forever. Or like, let's say if you accidentally if you accidentally killed someone in any way, and even if it was your fault, say you're texting or driving whatever, like you could never forgive yourself. I truly believe I could, And maybe that makes me crazy, but it's not like I want to do that. I I feel like I could forgive someone who took the life accidentally of a family member of mine or a loved one like I could for or even my own

if there's an afterlife. And I like, I saw this guy get sentenced to years in prison for speeding. He was going a hundred to his child speeding in Florida in a drag race, and he killed this woman, And I was thinking, if I were that woman, I would not want this guy to go away for twenty five years. Like it's I don't know, that's a separate issue, and I don't want to get d m s about it and being like you're such a monster. But I hope

Alec Baldwin can forgive himself. I hope he can have a good life after this and that he doesn't suffer the rest of his life with just immense gilt crouching on the street crying, like, I hope he can smile again some day, and that we don't make him out to be a villain for having being able to have a happy life again. He didn't mean to He choosed

to do that, and maybe maybe he is. Maybe there's some world in which he did something wrong by even pointing the gun at something, you know, like maybe there's something he did wrong in that scenario. Even then, I hope he can forgive himself someday. I hope that a d can forgive himself today. I hope you know, I'm not saying what they did was okay and like we

should just let it go. What I'm saying is I just think that I could forgive anything if the person truly didn't mean to do it, and even in cases where they did mean to do it, because I don't think people actually choose to what their brain wants him to do. I saw this powerful video of this of this murder. This guy murdered the guy's son, and oh I love that video. Holy sh it. The father of the son who was murdered forgives the guy in front

of the whole courtroom. The chills in it was like wild but like I do think who you know the unfortunately the woman that was killed, um if her family was able to forgive him and my I don't know why. I haven't done any research on like I think that even if they didn't forgive me, I could learn to forgive myself. And I hope that it doesn't it his forgiveness of himself is not dependent on their forgiveness, because it isn't. It honestly isn't. But I know I'm just

saying it helps if it shouldn't. I just I think it can go all the way down to like forgiving yourself for I mean, this comes down the body image stuff. I was only able to arrive at this kind of like blanket forgiveness because I struggled so much with like I hating myself. I'm such a messy person. I am sometimes mean to my friends. I my why is my my spray tan is so disgusting. I look dirty all

the time. I have bags undermindes because I didn't sleep right when I should have slept, I should have gotten my roots done all and I just like every day I just have to remind myself, like you didn't mean to look this way today. You didn't want to be moving to your friend. You didn't check a box and go in an hour, I'm going to be mean to Andrew. I can't wait. It just happens. You can forgive yourself, you can make amends and you can try your You

can you murder me, you murder me? How long you morning? I mean? Are we talking a day? My murder? You'm probably not going to mourn because I'm like insane. I'm probably like, yeah, okay, let's get to the news. No answer, you in the fifth right back? Where are you going? He's going to grab something? He said, Oh interesting, Oh I know when he's grabbing. What is he grabbing? Did he get my mom to record it? Did he call my mom? Because if it's him doing just kidding, I

don't think that's gonna cut it. I am a feeling he over speaker phone. He got my mom to do just kidding? That's my guess, is my guess. But I want But he doesn't know that. I just producted that because he doesn't have a sad he doesn't know. All right, I'm excited for what you just got. Okay, let's get into it. It is Tuesday, you know, what that means, folks, It's Tuesday, and boy, are we having a great time here, aren't we. That's the best she could do. I call it.

I mean while you were gone, I said, let me guess. He called her on speaker phone and recorded it. She made me repeat it too. She's such a glazer. Yeah, second, think it was bad too, She goes, just kidding, it's jes kidding. Are you telling your mom out how she does her own voice? Yeah, because she's trying too hard in that one, because we'll get a better one later in person. But having all the swells out there, I'll tell you that. Okay, I kind of like it out. Okay,

I apologize, and I've forgiven you. Hey, I had to worry that on Amazon. Listen. I know. As as soon as I realized later in the day, I go, I didn't think Andrew for ordering that thing. But were you waiting for me to thank you for that? Honestly? Okay? I feel like okay, all right. The National Confectioners Association whatever that means, uh, says eight percent of Americans say they enjoy eating candy corn on Halloween. Of that number say they eat it one piece at a time. What

candy corn for some reason, one piece. That's who's eating handfuls of candy? Why is that even a part of the question. And how do you eat your candy corn? Well, here's the thing I'll go at least as a kid, I would. I would bite the little white part off at the bottom first and then get to Actually I would then eat the gold and then get to the very little tip. I'm guessing none of it tastes any different than the other parts. I was a fan of

candy corn. Now here's the thing. You eat fifteen fantastic, eat forty you feel the worst you've ever felt. Just a sugar bomb and it's waxy and it's just filling. Yeah, candy corn is a very polarizing confection. Um I like it. Um, I don't eat candy anymore. But man, I wouldn't have I liked candy corn. It's you know, it's not up there with the conversation hearts around Valentine's Dame in terms of holiday themed candy. But candy corn is not terrible.

But it is not the first candy I would ever go to, and I don't I think it doesn't even break my top one candies. But you want to know how I know candy corn isn't great. Huh, you don't fucking eat at any other week of the year. Like, it's the same reason why we don't eat Thanksgiving. Even thanks Giving meals better than candy corn. But if it was so great, we would do it more than once. That's my thing. Do we we get we When have

you bought candy corn outside of October? Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving might have been about analogy, but well no, But you're probably right, But I think Thanksgiving is delicious? Why do we wait? But why don't we do Christmas a bunch? Because that also feels good to give a ton of toys. And I guess it feels good because we do it into year and yeah, but candy corn no one's jones and for that people are doing snickers all year. My point is, we do all this other Halloween candy year year round,

but candy corn we keep it there. Valentine hearts, we keep it there. There's got to be a reason talking about candy corns. Man felt nausea. Yeah, same, it's gross. Would you rather have baby corn or candy? I hate baby that little like the little corn that isn't corn like the thing in top Tom Hanks and big goes. Yeah, what is it? It's not actual corn? Wait? What gets a vegetable in and of itself? But it looks like corn? Did you notice what? Sorry? I was looking at something

for the show. Is little corn? Baby corn? Not corn? Wait it's not. I don't think so, no, I really do think? Wait? Is baby corn? Corn? Is baby corn? Corn? I never eat baby corn? Okay, comes from regular corn. Okay, it can come from any number of kinds of varieties, but it's just picked at a much earlier stage. Oh, never mind, Okay, for something I heard that it was like corn. Sorry wait wait, wait it says the adorable mystery of where baby corn comes from is officially solved.

Um oh, unlike baby carrots, these miniatures really deserve their name. Okay, so they are baby corn, but baby carrots are actually just carrots cut down to baby size. Okay yeah so wait all right, So why don't we I know this is This isn't a joke. It's an immature ear of corn. It's an immature ear of corn. So it laughs at fart jokes. Why not a corn in between that big gass corn and the baby corn, like I've never seen a teenager corn. I'm not gonna corn corn. I'm saying, no,

that would be nice. I get there. I'm saying, I like a scrumched just corn boy like getting in there. But it's but you know, with a big corn, you can't eat the inside, but a baby corn you can inside. So maybe a teenager corn would just be so weirdly in between the two that it would be like some people eat apples with like the whole core, you know, they eat it from the top, like they twist off the thing and just got hardly eat the outside of

a banana. Yeah, well, wait till the finale is squid game, you'll see all right. Next story, alright, a woman makes utter butter out of her own breast milk, says her husband loves it. To me, it tastes like you know, when you burp, and it kind of tastes like throw up, she said of her memory mark. You're in you guys, I'm sting up. However, this is baby corn. This is a candy corn. The nausea from candy corn is now

turned into morning sickness. Not many people known as utter milk makes all baby I just I'm not into breast milk. Things like just it turns me on, though, Like on TikTok you'll see a woman milking your kid and are getting milk. Our kid gets something's milky, and it turns me on a lot. Like you see a little bit of a nipple and their boots are usually filled to the bread and there's a baby like sucking or nipple, which is what guys due to us. So it's like

it is the same thing. It doesn't outside you're you're usually like in a park, you're where your tits shouldn't be. The milk itself turn on like the thing coming out of it. Okay, So it's just so you're just saying something sucking on a tip. I guess it could be anything. Yeah, I guess it could. Yeah, it could have been tip coming out. It's not out in the wild where apparently it shouldn't be. But she's like, you know what, I'm milking. I'm gonna do my tits in Walmart. It's not milking.

It's called breastfeeding. We're pumping. Yeah they Yeah, I guess I don't. I don't think there's anything wrong with that being a turn on. Are you ever turned on by pregnant women a little bit, A little bit um, I guess because you can't get them bregnant again. No, but I don't think that's it. I'm just saying that the other day. There's something about like just it's just like it's just like I don't know why fertile, they're like, you know, they're fertile. Yeah, and it's a healthy look

for someone. They're like radiating a lot of times. Yeah, that there's like a chemical response to pregnancy where women's cheeks get a little redder and there he gets thicker like us. Yes, yes, but it's so interesting that, yeah, that that would be a turn on when that means that they can't get pregnant with you. Like, everything that we're attracted to is because we want to like procreate, and that means that that woman is taken by another man.

So you're like cock hold in a way, and you can't get it pregnant, so like or that girl, you know. So it's just it's interesting that that would be a turn on. But I guess the other things and I wonder why you get super glowy and more attractive when you're pregning. It's probably because if that didn't happen. This is just my guess as someone who knows nothing. And so that women so that women that are pregnant won't be cast aside and like shunned by men who could

potentially harm them if they weren't fuckable. So it's like protect them while they're pregnant because the men still want them around to fuck. Because that's everything to procreate, Like that's our drive. Why do we have condoms and and birth control and all that, which because our cognitive Yeah, because cognitively we you know, our our monkey brain wants us to procreate. But we you know, the brain that is also on TikTok all the day, all the time,

and like laughs, like has our brain that's updated. That's part of our brain that's like working in the now that one doesn't want to get pregnant, but you can't the subconscious you can't turn off. But the conscious thinking doesn't want to get pregnant, but you're still motivated by the need to to get things pregnant because if you weren't, you would just come on their stomach with ease. You wouldn't need uh, or you would just get a hand

job or something. There's something about putting a penis in a vagina that is very uh, you want it for some reason, even if right, but so as a hand or so does a uh between ask cheeks or like tits or mouth. But there's something about a pussy that you just got to get in there. And I think it's not just about it feels good. I don't think

it's just that. I know so many guys I know are so afraid of of like they don't even think of as they go, Oh you bang without economy are and you're scared you're gonna get her pregnant, Like so many guys, their biggest fear is pregnancy over STDA you can't help, but they're subconscious still wants to put it in raw do yeah to get it. You're drawn to it because your whole, all your d n A, which has nothing to do with what you're thinking, um, is

begging you to put come into women. And that's why you're that's why you get distracted by billboards that have sexy women on them, like there's you're like, oh like that that's something I want to fuck. It's not because you're like she's pretty, Like she's pretty is your brain now, But like just think it's oh, she's hot, but really, deep down it's I want to fuck that and I want to get that. I want to put semen in that to get it pregnant. I want more of me.

I want my DNA to keep going. Pro is not more common billboards, but then you'd have to climb My god, did you see the billboard I took a picture of the other day, or my story or Instagram story. It's the new I know what you did last summer. Oh yeah, yeah, there was come all over everyone on it. There's just that's like it's like period blood come because it's like tinted pink, but it's calm. It's crazy looking. That was

really disturbing. It's so funny. No one knows I'm in l A until I post one thing on my story and then all all my l A friends are like, you're here, and I'm like, god, it's just because I had to make a com comment a comment, and now now I feel like, you know, being antisocial if I don't hang without anyone. But it's so hard to fit in hangs. There's something about just being in a hotel room and being alone that I just want to just be.

I just don't want to do anything. All right, let's take a quick break and come back with Reddit Guy karaoke mode. This is your Reddit dum. Alright, it's Tuesday. That means we're going to clear out all of my saved posts on Reddit, where I go every single night before I go to bed and I save things that I think you guys would like. Um. This one I saved last night and I alluded to it today at

the top of the show. This is the song that an Italian man made two because he was so annoyed with Italians loving any song that was just American English speaking person even though they don't speak English. So he decided to make up a fake English speaking song that is gibberish English, and it went to number one immediately despite not meaning anything. So here's a song. And it actually before he put out I don't really know the history of it, but this song put him on the map.

We're to sign to shoot to set. You can't make any other words out. It's amazing, like David Hasselhoff would have saying that it's such a good song. And it's called what is it called, It's called prison. Colin and Syniculas Soul the artist is Adriana selling Toano C E L E N T A n O um hold on. I think this might be a louder One's interesting how far Europe is ahead of us in regards to like history. But god did we jump in the music so quick?

Watch you gotta watch this just Adriana Selntano and it's actually a good song. It's really fun to listen to. Okay, let's get to the next day. No, he's like an old man. Uh, it's it's really good. Okay, stop playing, stop playing? Okay. This was from ask credit. It said people who fuck good, what's your secret? And it reminded me of you, Andrew Um when you say on stage, I don't fuck good. So someone said, learn what you genuinely enjoy and find partners who enjoy having that done

to them. When the puzzle pieces are just right, you always bat a thousand in the box. In the box, enthusiasm can't be faked. And it's such a good feeling knowing you're desired to the maximum. I think that's pretty much it. Find out what you like doing or giving and what you like receiving, and find someone who likes giving that. It's like love languages. I think that's that's when you fuck good. Be teachable, listen, don't be self interested,

and communicate. Um. Someone said, I used to fuck good. I used to fuck for good. Now I funk for evil. That's just a funny predator. Um. Someone said, take pride in your work and love what you do. What do you think makes someone fun good? I think communications the best part, and I think doing it outside the bedroom, talking about it before you're in the middle of everything,

you can really help. I think, yeah, finding someone. That's why I kind of like being able to talk so frankly about sex, because people that I'm you know, I generally know someone before I start a sexual relationship with them. I know them in a way that is in a sexual way, and so at least like usually there are people that I'm like working with our friends with and I'm so usually a lot of my work entails talking

about sex. So it's it's easy to find the people that go, oh, yeah, I'm into that too, and I'm like, oh great, okay, noted that they like that too, and so you can kind of find at But I think most people when they're dating do not throw it out there to someone before they even know you like them, so just to kind of feel out their sexual dress, well,

I don't even know. Sometimes it gets me thinking about someone in that way because I'll be just talking about sex in general with you know, a group of people or whatever a situation, and there might be someone that I'm interested in. But if I say something, if I get the conversation going about talking about sex, frankly, hearing what they're into and seeing at how it aligns with what I'm into, even before sex is on the table for us, or even that can be that can why

don't we start there? So many times we start with like am I attracted to them, which, by the way, is starting with sex anyway, Like that's a sexual thing to be like into looks like when we're on these apps, But like saying what you like sexually in an app without the without the expectation that you have to do that thing might lead to better compatibility. You know what.

My only thought it is those like if you find out just through like a quick conversation that they aren't into what you're into, or at least you assume that, then it couldn't kind of get in the way of you maybe pursuing them based off I think it should.

You know, I've I've said certain things and people are like not into Asia, I don't want it, And it's just like, Okay, I don't want to be with someone who won't do that to me or I'm gonna or they have to be okay with me getting that somewhere else or like they need or they need to be

open to it. I understand, being like I've never done it, and it's just like but yeah, you can kind of get a reaction from someone if they're going to be like chill with stuff for sure, Like like like if someone's like whoa man, whoa, it's like I've a lot. Did you see the latest curb? No, though I love that read guy. There's a new episode out and Larry is dating um funk what's her name? She's the Asian Actors.

I don't mean for it to come full shirt. No, she was Lucy Lou and Larry and they're like about there on their second date. They're about to get it on and Larry walks into a glass door. She won't after find him attractive anymore. And yes, it just makes me think of like these little things that like can just end it. Yeah, I love that she was like, I can't because a lot of times I think girls would just go through with it even though they're like, oh boy and listen, girls do the same stuff, like

we've we've done things. I'm sure that guys are just like that took me out of it, that things she said, that things she did. But it sucks that one thing can do it. It just it sucks. Then you have to be on your toes all the time. I don't know, it's that is funny, but I think the same thing for guys. Though. Guys can get unattracted quickly for the dumbest thing. You see a piece of ankle hair and you're suddenly repulsed, you know, just you know, I yeah, I mean I think that was the old me, but

I think now it's four hairs. But yeah, you know, I've changed a lot. But no, but yeah, no, I get it, I get it. Yeah, things definitely have taken

me out for sure. It just sucks. At like one, like a hundred things can go right and it's like you run into a glass door and it's just like you fucking you're old, and like she like looked at him as like he's decrepit like he just aged and I sometimes that bumbling thing like they're just that you like a guy who's confident and knows what he's doing, and you see a guy fall and like slam it.

It's just like it's just sometimes I'm afraid with Brenna is like one day she's gonna go, oh, you're like old, like like like I'm gonna do like I'm gonna eat like Brand muffins instead of like uh, you know, a sausage sandwich or something, and she's gonna be like, oh you're eating like, oh you have to eat Brand. Suddenly it's just gonna like dawn on her how old you are? Like suddenly she's gonna learn she's going to take that

math class that really makes it. She's gonna there's she's gonna figure out the number that the number is sixteen is the years you guys are different? Yeah that, I mean that would be such a fear of mine, of seeming old someday of just like when is it going to click? Like right now it's okay, like you're not old yet, you're forty one, but like when she's forty one, you're fifty seven. Yeah, yes, that's exactly Okay, yeah it does. Actually, the older she gets, I think, the less it will

seem weird. But I do feel like I I tend to not wear like old man clothes. You know, if I wore khakis and a button down and comb my hair with a part where you hairlines, yeah, I think that I would. But the thing about fucking good, And I feel like there have been times where a section like I'm not into someone physically or you know, the

kiss was off or something. And I've heard my friends say like that you can fix nikki, you know, emotional intelligence and like someone's anger, jealousy issues like that stuff you seem to like want to take on that that shape like, oh I can change that. But like when someone's like, you know it's not sexually compatible right away, you just go not not gonna work. But and what

is that? And I do I do believe that, Like I am so scared I think of making men feel insecure in bed and being a little bit too masculine energy of like do this, do that? And I I put up with I have put up with so much in bed that I didn't enjoy because I just don't want to hurt a guy's feelings. And like want them to feel like, Okay, it's not terrible what he's doing, but and it's certainly not what would work right now for me the best, And I do know what that

would be, but I don't want to. I don't want to be a backseat driver for my own pus. What do you feel about that? Would you? If you're doing something to a girl and she knows an easy way to make it better, which is you leave and she uses a vibrator? Uh what you know? What would you prefer her to to say? Because you know, I just prefer a million percent. And I think a lot of guys would be way more open to it than then. You probably even think they're just doing what they think works,

you know what I mean. It's not like I'm sticking to this, this is my plan for me to come. It's like, oh no, oh, you want me to fuck you hard and put my thumb in your but okay, cool. You know, like if you say it too much, it becomes annoying because I can just give directions all day long, and I mean that's the thing. It's like I can't.

Then I'm just gonna do it alone. And sometimes I'm just like maybe I will, you know, Like I don't know what's your example, Like Okay, let's say a guy's having sex with you ever so gently or whatever you do that like going down on me to like just like being like gentle when they're going like just not using any pressure. Like what would your directions be like if you were if you were a GPS, Like how can you do it in a way that might not seem annoying to the guy or maybe like seem like

encouraging and not like you're doing it wrong? Maybe like uh, suck my clip? Okay, that works, that's not that direction, or like that's not that Hey, can you suck my clip more? That be dope? Yeah, But then they do that and it's not hard, and then I go harder and then they can't, and then it's just like oh god, alright, well then now I have to give some kind of positive reinforcement because they're at least trying, and then it feels like now when they when they try and they

still failed. That's why that's why I don't like to give direction, is because when they try and they still fail, I have to. I can't be honest and go now just you know what, just forget about it. You know, it's just forget it final thought. Just kidding. Um. I think though, I think you gotta you go suck that click as hard as you can, and if they don't get there, you don't have to tell them that they didn't get there. But I think at least then you know,

rather than why don't you rather know? I feel like I just know. I don't mean to be like, I just know, like I know just by the way we kiss, Like if this person and I are going to be sexually compatible, but you didn't think, like when we raced in the forty yard dash, it I would be so fast right until you saw how fast I was. So maybe that's the same thing with clip sucking. It's I don't know. I just don't know that I've ever been able to get it up for someone that I don't

have it up for. Can I answer a question, do you think of a guy kisses too softly or like without enough tongue or whatever, then that will put in your brain at the like softly and too much chunk. Yeah, it makes me think that they're probably gonna kiss me down there like that. That's what I'm asking, Like, does a woman think how a man kisses is the way. It's the same thing how a man dances is the

way he'll make love. But I think there's probably a lot of great dancers that make up for probably being shitty in bed or maybe No, I don't really think about pussy eating when I'm like kissing someone. It just is the overall vibe of like sex, like I just like a little bit more of a um passionate like and and not like so much tongue right away leads me to believe like they're going to be the kind of person that just like tries to fuck you right away and isn't into like. I don't know if it

takes a lot. I don't Anyone who's listening to this and thinking about kissing me someday is probably just like, oh my god, the pressure, Like I gotta learn out of exert pressure. Yeah, just grab my neck a little bit. Just grab my neck a little bit. That's all I'm saying. Okay,

one more thing. Um, there is this beam that was circulating that I found on on Reddit hole up h O l u P. And it's just like when it's just things that you are watching and then at the very end you're just like we wait what And this was a picture of a guy talking to his girlfriend on a flight and the girls crying. He's like consoling her.

This guy the guy taking pictures, you know, across the aisle from them, and he's just taking picture and he goes, this guy on my flight just told his girlfriend he wouldn't date her if she was a worm, and she is crying. Worm. It's just like one of those things that girls do, like would you take me if I was a worm? And the guy was like no, and

she's like what It just made me laugh. That's like one of those test girls give guys love a test when like or like sometimes like Brandon will say something and I'll reaffirm what she says, yeah, and she goes, well, why are you agreeing to that? And I'm like, well you, I'm just backing you up here, like just testing you to see if you like we'll just agree with her blindly. No, it's more like like, oh, I'm not good at this.

I was like, yeah, it's not really your thing probably, and she's like wait no, yeah, like something like that, but not well, we all do things like that, like do I look fat in this? Like you know you're looking for someone to say that I don't do that. When is the answer to that? When when a girl does that, when you go, I'm just not good at things, and when you fad thing the fat thing, especially because I think that's the thing, you're crazy, You're you're seriously

you have body this morphia. What you were seeing is not what I'm seeing. But also be honest, if she does look fat at it, say I just think it's you look better in a different like you don't have to lie to say that outfit is telling you lies. Try something else, because that that you are not fat and that outfit is just not doing you well. Fast forward to forty outfits on the bed and be like, no,

that service bag, who knows what's underneath that? And that one that's the one to go with, okay, And then this is one the last thing. It's just from Reddit, the subreddit cool guides, just like cool like little tips, and this says this is about um two different snakes that look very similar. They're both snakes that are like red, yellow and black striped. I think we've all seen those kinds of snakes. And this is a little mneumonic device to let you know which one you can funk with

and which one you shouldn't. So the eastern coral snake is venomous and it says uh, and its lines are uh. It says red touch, yellow kills a fellow, Red touch black, friend of jack. So if the red and the black touch, you can touch that snake. But if the red and the yellow touched, it kills a fellow. I just hated this because just don't touch any snakes. No, well guess. But also yellow is the common denominate. What they're They all have yellow, black, and red. So look at these snakes.

They both look very similar to The off one is red touch, hello, kill a fellow, and the second, the bottom one, the red and the yellow do not touch. They're separated by black, and that is wait, a friend of jack, So that means you can touch it. I have seen this fourteen times, said it in my head a number of times, and still today wouldn't know if the snake came in what to fucking do? And I would not remember a little cute seem not pneumonic device.

I would just say like lefty lucy, righty tidy, that's scream and get bit yeah, and then your neck will stop hurting all right, Thank you guys, Jeff Kadon, I'll be back tomorrow in St. Louis with Noah and Andrew lots then and we have a live show tomorrow in St. Louis, Missouri. Thank you so much to everyone who's coming out to that. Can't wait to see you. But we will also see you on the podcast tomorrow in person. Um, I'm taking the Red Eye out tonight after my taping, so uh

see you then. Don't be cut and I don't Jackie Jane M