Mike and Doug tackle a live recording through discord that went, okay at best. We cover the weird and mostly explainable missing 411 topic, is it bigfoot, is it aliens, are people just really really stupid sometimes? Yes, the answer is yes. *Note, the audio on this is NOT great so sorry about that and all the vaping noises* don't judge us. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.b...
Mar 28, 2022•50 min
As we take our small Hiatus from recording, please enjoy the Kim Kardashian of Cryptids (I already regret referring to it like that) one of the weirder lesser know beasts that walk this earth, The Babi Ngepet! Babi Ngepet Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Gr...
Mar 22, 2022•38 min
Aliens! Conspiracy! Wake up, sheeple! Mike has a lot of feelings about this one and he isn't afraid to yell. Jason, Doug, and Mike dive into what exactly the Majestic 12 is, who founded it, and what it was supposedly researching. It's confusing, but when do we really make sense. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Joi...
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 52
The King in Yellow, Hastur the Unspeakable, Fenric, Dweller in the Depths, Thing in the Lake, Him that Slept Beneath, Great Prince of the Old Ones, and Johannes Van Der Berg. These are just a few names taken by the Outer God, Hastur. Join Jason and Doug as they blast Mike and Matt with as much of a description of this Lovecraftian deity as they are able (unspeakable horrors and all that). A perfect follow-up to Kate Yup! Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 ...
Feb 28, 2022•59 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Guys, we had an ARG made for us. we played valiantly, and the creator might think we are... UNIQUE, but we made it through! Now, we interview the creator! Join Mike, Jason, and Doug as they talk paranoia with the man that turned our lives upside down for a few months! IT'S RIPSAW!!!! Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer...
Feb 21, 2022•1 hr 9 min
All you can eat buffets have been around since before man walked the earth (probably). This is a whole new beast. Enter the world of Muckbang and see why this subjectively disgusting genre of YouTube videos have caught our attention. Jason, Doug, and Mike power through the mystery that is Kate Yup (now with new information!). Kate Yup Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsp...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 49
PLAY://ARCHIVE RUN_TRACKING.EXE://DLUTI PERF-HAP.STAN RUN-PROGRAM.EXECUTE PLAY-AUDIO-TRDNE INC+TRACK USER-TRACKINGPROG//SLEEP TRDNE-"THIS ROOM DOES NOT EXIST"- IMP/DEV WRITEOFF/DOC.HTML WELCOME TO THE INTERNET This Room Does Not Exist Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy...
Feb 07, 2022•1 hr 49 min•Season 1Ep. 48
More cryptid goodness! This one is a little less well known, but holy crap did we have fun with it! Could Gary Busey be a cryptid? Join Mike, Doug, and Jason as they learn about the Murphysboro Mud Monster! Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Buy us a beer! D.L.U.T.I. Merch...
Jan 31, 2022•48 min
This was considered one of the most controversial stories available on the internet. Was it because an actual Russian paramilitary organization was involved? Maybe. Join Mike, Doug, and Jason as well as Mike from Undefined Graphics as they fall down the weird (and short-lived) story that is Junko Junsui. Junko Junsui Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer...
Jan 24, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Someone get Rayban on the phone. They're going to want to hear about this... Twitter user TheSunVanished recounts a harrowing story of one fateful day when the sun failed to rise. Join Jason, Doug, and Mike as they pick apart the details and regale you with this fantastic Twitter Horror experience. Leave your sunscreen at home, you won't need it. The Sun Vanished Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with B...
Jan 17, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Hey everyone! So, originally we were going to keep this as a bonus episode. However, the ARG we are currently entangled in is quickly becoming much bigger than we thought. So, here's the episode where we talk about what's going on! Join our discord to help us discover who SIDS is and what they want with Ripsaw and Orthon! Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?ref...
Jan 13, 2022•36 min
What happens when an unknown passenger appears on a flight to Japan? Even better, what happens when this man isn't supposed to even exist? Join Jason, Doug, and Mike as they try to figure out which dimension John came from, and what he was doing in Japan! John Zegrus: the Man From Another Dimension Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account wit...
Jan 10, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 45
There is a very specific reason I do not record myself while sleeping, and this is it. Doug was in Vegas, so we decided to build a new one. Only problem is, this Doug keeps calling himself Nick and insisting he went to college with one of us. I'm not convinced. Anyway, join Jason, Mike, and "Nick" as they pick apart a very strange and unsettling story from Reddit user u/Redwantsblue80 regarding the Sleep as Android app. Sleep as Android post Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hos...
Jan 03, 2022•55 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Make sure all your body parts are normal sized. If not... THINK. Join Jason, Doug and Mike as they stumble down this analog horror. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the door. Mandela Catalogue Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr....
Dec 27, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Part 2! Wooo! Let's tie this incredibly creative analog horror together with the 2nd season of the Monument Mythos! There are crabs, spectral trees, mass deafening, and a death elevator? Join Doug, Jason, and Mike as we wrap this topical journey up! Say thank you to Alex everyone. Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buzzsprout! http...
Dec 20, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 42
God we love analog horror. It's so much fun! And this week, Jason, Doug, and Mike dive headfirst into an analog horror channel that is gaining some serious traction. It's ALEXKANSAS: The Monument Mythos Season 1! (Season 2 next week!) American monuments are housing a terrible terrible secret... Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with bu...
Dec 13, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 41
All work and no play makes NightMind a dull boy. I'm sure you guys know Jack Torrance from the Shining... but he has nothing to do with this! Jason, Doug, and Mike have some thoughts and feelings towards this ARG. Join them as they hop into this tailored rabbit hole and talk Jack Torrance! Jack Torrance Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid accoun...
Dec 06, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 40
The center of all of reality. The Nuclear Chaos. The Daemon Sultan. Azathoth! This week, we are bringing back Cthulhu Corner and gazing into the void. Come see what might gaze back as Doug, Mike, and Jason explore this Lovecraftian nightmare that might be responsible for everything around you. Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buz...
Nov 29, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 39
We recently got some very interesting information regarding possible cult activity in our home state. This led Doug, Jason, and Mike to dive into some potential cults that could be operating near you! Just a heads up... the content in this one is real, and should not be taken lightly. Group-think is a dangerous game. Let's dive this internet mystery together! Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive ...
Nov 22, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 38
It's kind of like... the Sarlacc pit from Star Wars meets Osmosis Jones: nightmare edition. Grab a t-shirt and a commemorative cup while you're there! Take a picture with some giant bacteria! Take a nude slither into a wet, dark orifice and hope it makes you horny instead of dead! It's Mystery Flesh Pit National Park! Mystery Flesh Pit National Park Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amaz...
Nov 15, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 37
It feels good to be doing our regular content again! This week, Jason, Doug, and Mike dig through the internet to follow one of the more mysterious internet phenomenons: Lake City Quiet Pills! Take your medicine, stupid (we love you). Lake City Quiet Pills Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?r...
Nov 08, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 36
After way too many technical problems, we were finally able to release our listener episode! Join Jason, Doug, and Mike as they endure some bone-chilling tales directly from our incredible listeners! And yes, Mike is back. And he has a lot of things to get out of his system... A huge D.L.U.T.I. tha k you to Barb, Lissa, Tim, and DXPhoenix for sharing some amazing horror stories that happened to them! Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting y...
Nov 01, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 35
WARNING. THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN DEEMED CLASSIFIED BY THE FOUNDATION. ONLY THOSE WITH LEVEL 3 CLEARANCE OR HIGHER MAY PROCEED. We all rely on technology every single day of our lives. From phones, to computers, to incredibly haunted and sadistic GPS systems. Were giving you guys another sneak into what you can find on Patreon! Let's tell Doug all about Elevix and their electronics. SCP-3122 Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own ...
Oct 25, 2021•41 min
Doug has a treat for us today. After our normal shenanigans we dive into his favorite creepypasta: Abandoned by Disney! Remember, next week is listener week so send us your creepy stories! Abandoned by Disney Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Buy us a beer! Musical credit...
Oct 18, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Happy Analween everyone. I don't know why we call it that anymore but that doesn't matter. What matters is you're about to hear Jason's favorite creepypasta: NoEnd house ! Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Buy us a beer! Musical credit to Dark Fantasy Studio D.L.U.T.I. Me...
Oct 11, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 33
It's October so we want to tickle your creepy pickles! This week, Jason, Doug, and Mike share Mike's favorite creepypasta: Anasi's Goatman! Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Buy us a beer! Musical credit to Dark Fantasy Studio D.L.U.T.I. Merch! Support the show Starting y...
Oct 04, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Are you guys ready for some more analog horror?! Something has invaded the US and apparently there is only one way out... Join Jason, Doug, and Mike as they look into some strange instructions given as a series of mysterious internet videos! Local58 Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer...
Sep 27, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Want to learn about wildlife? How about some storm safety tips? How about learning about how long before our planet is absorbed by IRIS? How many bulbs are growing on your skin? What's living beneath the Marianas trench?! Join Doug, Jason, and Mike as they talk about another very creepy version of horror found on the internet: Analog Horror! Gemini Home Entertainment Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to ...
Sep 21, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 30
What if we told you that Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and a bunch of dudes that say they were in the military covered up and kept hidden a secret alien exchange program? What do you mean that sounds fake?! For real though, we don't actually know. Join Jason, Mike, and Doug as they join 12 individuals (in spirit) on a trip to planet Serpo! ACK ACK ACK ACK! Serpo Exchange Program Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use th...
Sep 13, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Mike is married now! Aliens! Samurai! This week, Mike and Doug dive into the weird mystery behind why a man might be selling his alien infested ranch. I mean, with that description alone, could you resist the temptation of buying an ALIEN INFESTED RANCH?! Stardust Ranch Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buzzsprout! https://www.buz...
Sep 06, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 28
