SCP-3122 - Elevix Electronics GPS

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these damn hip hop artists and

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That's that's an SCP

probably. And we're all dead now. So bye everybody know so

as is tradition with containment corner. Doug doesn't know what we're talking about nada. But saw Jason do. And we're gonna just info dump on Doug and you're all along for the ride. Don't you feel special?

Are you guys okay with that? Just like they have to be now they're paying for Narrating We don't give you like an outlet to like, say things. I mean, you could lose a voicemail on our Google number. But it's true.

Once again with the SCP thing. I just want to bring to light one more time the whole Russian lawsuit thing that's bullshit. So before you know do look then look into that and do whatever you can to find

it and also listen to these while you can. Yeah, who knows the Russian man is going to be able to be kept up or not. Yeah, remember

SCP stands for succulent? codpiece?

Yeah. Secure protect penis.

Yep, there's two peas there.

So here, COC

secure container protects,

secure contain protect. Which SCP we talked about today. Hazon Oh, 420 69 That's the one. I'm

so happy for you.

Yo, who is Okay, nevermind. No, go ahead. What's your question? What is SCP 420? And what is SCP 69?

We will go over those at the right time. You know, maybe I'll

just code for I don't remember.

Setting because I'm pretty sure I asked last time one

of them and one of them is going to be done on their respective date. Oh, because it makes sense.

April 69th.

Yeah. June 9.

Today we are going over SCP 312 to

31.1. So as

you guys remember, there are object classes. They're containment procedures and their descriptions all about these and I go over though, these first couple things. Yeah, please. So what's it what's the

I remember one more time like it's item number 3122. Got your pay attention here? Nope. Focus up sweetie. Focus up. Doug

was trying to crack my neck. What's the number 31

It's object class is Euclid, which means if you don't fuck with it, it's not going to fuck with

you like these protect the bees. Yes, like the bees.

It's Special Containment Procedures are instances of SCP 3122 are to be stored in a Faraday cage shielded storage container when not being used for testing. For

those of you who do not know what the fuck that means. Faraday cages are basically things that you'd put around electronics that you don't want to be found. Yeah, so that might give you a hint as to what this sci fi

is also, this will help evidence of the existence of elevates electronics and any products produced by it are to be removed from public awareness using standard data censoring products. recalls. So, electronics is apparently a brand

they apparently and it produces something that shouldn't be there. We

shouldn't know. Would you like to give the description? Jason?

I would love to Doug Do you know anything about elevates electronics or the like?

I've never seen an electronic in my life.

Not not as he holds a cell phone talks into a microphone with headphones on,

but never so Okay. When you if you were to give us like the top three navigation system, like companies, what would they be?

Well, it's a Garmin.

Okay, there's one.

What's the other one TomTom? Mm hmm. And then I guess, just because now, like Google Maps,

yep. No, that's Apple Macs.

Apple Maps for

life. Three separate instances of some way to find out how to go to places you want to go. Right. A GPS. So Oh, good.

Yeah, nice cover up.

So SCP 3122 is a series of consumer. Wow, consumer satellite navigation systems produced by the now defunct elevates electronics.

No wonder you never heard of them. That ain't around anymore to thumped

they ran out ran out of funds do not around anymore. The anomalous effects of sep 312 to manifest when the following conditions are met, either. The currently active journey on SCP 3122 is estimated to take over three hours to complete the vehicle in which SCP 3122 is situated, has currently undergone at least two hours of the program journey. And

my dog hold hold. So this thing only activates if you're on a three hour journey. Yes. And you complete any hours gone two hours

of very specific, incredibly, which means you don't know if you have this. Unless you take a three hour journey, at least go on. So if you're like going to work, and you're using this thing, like it's whatever, you have no idea. It's fine. It's dormant, right? In the last thing, at some point following the two hour mark, SCP 3122 loses its signal tracking, no specific cause for loss of

I'm flossed and then it's like, oh, I'm doing No, no, I don't know. Rerouting.

Once these conditions have been met following the loss of signal, SCP 3122 will connect to an unknown source from which it will begin receiving information. The vehicle in which SCP 3122 is installed along with any occupants of the vehicle and SCP 3122 itself will be trans located to SCP 3122 dash one.

So let me get this right. When we dash one something that means that we are now part of the SAP

correct demo just laying if anyone remembers our IKEA episode 3008 is the is the IKEA 3008 dash one are the inhabitants of the staff of the IKEA. Well,

it's all very fun.

So reiterate all very

fun. Do you kind of want to know you want to hear like what this anomalous entity? Yeah,

what is 3122 dash one?

So SCP 3122 dash one is a topologically inconsistent pocket of space time, which initially resembles the area from which SCP 3122 is associated, and vehicle were removed. So once within this dash one, okay, well, this is basically your two hours to a trip. No. As soon as that two hour mark passes, this dash one

Nope. But I do have a question that might help the viewers. Okay. So when this thing starts, does it actually fuck with where you are at you? It

seamlessly drops you in, like you, you'll be driving like through a tunnel and when you exit the tunnel, you're just in the sunlight.

That's that's kind of what I was trying

to Yeah, you are unaware of the change but you are now not in reality, like you'll be driving by a target and then if you're driving by that target at the two hour, one minute, Mark, boom, you're in dash one, and you're passing by a target still looks exactly the same, but you're no longer in that same place.

It could be real, it could not be real, we actually don't fucking know. Because this thing is is very, very, very strange. So again, it's a GPS that takes you places. As long as your trip is less than three hours or two hours, you will not experience any anomalous events. But once you hit that two hour mark, you're gonna start seeing

So let's say you want to go to that their

Olive Garden. And you're like, let's say you want to go to the Rainforest Cafe.

This one is a three hour away of Olive Garden I want to I want to throw away rainforest.

Because the closest Rainforest Cafe to us is quite a while away, it's not close, I'll be driving. And then two hours later, out of existence a day later, I end up at that rate, my car is at that Rainforest Cafe with the GPS in it, but I am not.

You know, it's fine. Do you want to notice fuck about this,

that the Rainforest Cafe closes that like, Yeah,

but it's also stupid. No, I honestly like part of me wishes it did, because I just want to like, experience the weird, you know? Well, I know that. The last prefer this is the last weird I would ever experience. But at least I got to, um, got this fucking GPS thing as weird as shit. So there is a lot. Oh, there's a lot to this. So there's been investigation on investigation into this fucking elevates

It's just that just from Indiana Jones with all the Jeep penises.

I'm so happy as Jean penises tell you the story of butter. For those that don't know, I personally refer to GPS as G penises. And I'm not sure why I don't remember how that started. But I've said it so much that my girlfriend Kelly has like caught on to it. Well, we were holding, I think it was Christmas at her parents. And we were going to the illuminations show at The Morton Arboretum. And they couldn't figure out

though. I always say to Lauren, like just use the GPS.

It's so fucking funny. I don't know why this is so good. So there's a bunch of footage basically from people who have used this you know,

What the Oh, the TomTom from hell? Yeah, the

GP and it's revealed. Okay, so there's some security footage from like around the warehouse revealed repeated visits by a single individual determined to be Person of Interest, a person of interest. Right. We're not going to go into that because I don't know if that reflects. I don't know if they consented to this but it's Person of Interest. 30,800 Nate and a lot of interest. Yes, there's a bunch of back rubs.

So far, we have a cult leader

on our hand. Do you Do you know? Does that sound familiar? Was there a mass suicide in 1986? Somewhere

was there heaven gate

was that man was that

97 I'm okay. I haven't looked into this, but I'm almost

180

I don't know. It's either Heaven's Gate or Jonestown. Jonestown was like 70s Oh, you're right. So it's gotta be. Ah,

I'd have to look that

up. Yeah. Anyway, none of us care enough to look it up. So here and for this you look it up, you can look it up.

We know all we know is that here in America, we, we pride ourselves in knowing religiously following psychopaths to their deaths and in mass numbers. So we you can find plenty of these all across the history board here. But this is, this is kind of where we think the origin of this came from. There was a software update. Oh, which you don't hear from UPS? No. Well, you do hear about but non SCPs you never hear like, fuckin rebooting Shy Guy shy guy is gonna get

like, basically a bunch of these like affected SCPs were being updated to yet release them of the sap.

Tried to Yes, yes, exactly. It's estimated that about 95% or more of the sold instances of 3122 have been recovered. Or rendered inert.

So I still falls. That's our nerve.

What

DBZ bridge? No, oh, yes. From DBZ. Brush my balls. Actually no, it's really not. Yeah, it's just, it's just a voice recording. That someone was like,

this fine. My balls are hurt. Okay. It's like my oh my god. Yes. The guy who voices from doozy Yep, whatever. Chris about. So 95% of these fucking pieces of shit are now there. NERT Right.

Like my balls, which means

to live your SaaS out there that are still very fucking active. And, Doug, we happen to have an audio log. Oh, of somebody using one of these GPS, it's a D class personnel, which means probably prisoner murder or whatever. But there.

Yeah, there are there. We should probably briefly touch on that a little bit. We are. There's different classes. Yeah, we hear a lot about D class because they're guinea pigs. They're just prisoners that do company uses, you're gonna hear the

most about declines just because they're the most abundant is mostly prisoners or people who have done a lot of shit wrong, but their sentences are commuted. As long as they perform these tests

on July 19 2016, one day before my birthday. They the SCP people gave permission to foundation, the foundation Thank you. Permission to explore 3122 dash one. So they used a Class D poor prisoner. D 99 321.

Yeah. 9321 But

they start just call them D 99.

Sure, because, you know, nine to 10,000 of them later,

but they just they give him a recording it for me some recording devices,

they basically they put them in a car with this GPS and say just follow what it says you're gonna be monitoring you the entire time. He's like, okay, yeah,

they're like, he's gonna take you through a tunnel.

Sure, as every experiment they have done. The D class personnel is usually fine, right?

Oh, absolutely. Yep.

They're like it's gonna take you through a tunnel for two hours and five minutes.

But now yeah,

he's like, Okay,

we've got a we have some some we have a transcript. We have audio lugs detailing. This D classes do you guys want to give this? Do we want to start naming the D classes because I feel like like, d 99321 is very important. This

is called Let's see. Nine Nine. Let's

call them. Humphrey.

Humphrey. D nine, nine, D nine, nine Humphrey.

Dena nine slash Humphrey slash Gargamel. Doug, do

you want to see what Humphrey went through?

Yeah, that's fine. It'll be fun. I mean, no, I don't. I don't want to.

Well, you have

to. That's

sorry, you're not signed up for this?

No, yeah. Everybody sit back relax. We have an audio log to share with you that was sent to us directly. From the foundation, so please put your ear balls on and don't suck your dad's

Dick Thank you spicy kg peens connection establish video feed non operational Audio Encoding standby

okay, can see the tunnel up ahead

acknowledged maintain contact and keep us informed of any recurrences

What exactly are you expecting to happen here?

Oh no that's the point of this experiment

I know you science types always have to raise office idiots we are stupid. We always know anyone telling us everything

proceed until the dumb

Yeah. GPS signal last

Guess we expected that right

approximately 30 seconds of silence. No contact with control was lost at this point and not reestablished

Hello guess at last you guys do? Well, nearly this tunnel anyway.

connection established and 300 meters. Turn left on to via della Concilio Zeon.

Weird. I remember a turret coming up in is that Spanish

turn left onto via della Conciliazione

D 99 takes the turn as instructed. It should be noted that there's no left turn on the road exiting the tunnel in which contact with D 99 was last weird.

Haven't seen any other cars since I left the tunnel. And hang on. There's another tunnel coming up it it looks exactly the same as that last tunnel, the hill the rocks and everything.

visual analysis of recovered recordings confirms an exact visual match between the exteriors of the first and second tunnels

looks the same insight to it and I haven't lost the signal this time. And here I was hoping you were sending me on some nice little road trip with no weird shit involved. Just realized I've been this tunnel for about five minutes now. That seems weird. I'm no expert. But I'm pretty sure there are no five mile long tunnels in Derby Shire. Still no other cars either.

And one kilometer accelerate to 180 kilometers per hour. Then turn right onto the left onto Sanderson road down onto Helmig void.

Great. Now the sat nav has gone nuts too. And why the hell is this in metric anyway?

Accelerate to 180 kilometers per hour.

You're the boss insane computer. though. I doubt this bucket can even go that fast.

D 99 is cut off as the vehicle rapidly accelerates to 180 kilometers per hour forcing his back into his seat.

Holy crap. The car is driving itself the brakes are working Holy shit.

The vehicle suddenly makes a hard right turn directly into the wall of the tunnel. It passes through the wall without effect emerging in a similar tunnel before making a similar sharp left turn.

Oh god, I'm gonna throw up. Come on stop you piece

of the road seemingly drops away. The vehicle appears to be in a freefall for approximately 30 seconds. D 99 can be heard screaming the vehicle suddenly appears to be on what looks like a desert road. No impact in the fall occurs. D 99 can be heard breathing heavily

sweet Fucking Jesus. What the fuck? Okay.

Okay I'm fine.

Now, where the hell am I Some kind of desert I know there's nothing like this Derby Shire can't see anything around beside this road. Pretty sure it's hot here I can already feel the heat through the windows

continue for 12,000 kilometers and then turn 470 degrees counterclockwise and remove your left arm

one thought that I'm going the other way looks like I have control of this thing again and I'm sure shit not removing any arms

okay

I've been driving through it feels like hours nothing has changed you can barely even tell if I'm moving just the same desert fuel gauges to be moving. And I haven't heard a peep out of this busted as Sat Nav I think

and 500 meters remove 37% of your skin using the supplied Flensing knife and then surrender your soul

should have kept my damn mouth shut.

The 99 visibly jumps in a seat and then pick something up from in front of him.

What the hell? A weird looking knife thing just pee in my lap. But this

a roadside agent will be along to assist you shortly.

That sounds bad

I pitched screaming sound can be heard in the distance. cameras detect the shape and which D 99 notices a few minutes later.

The hell is that? Looks kind of like a horse a massive fucking horse with some giant guy riding it I think it's I didn't write for me. Christ Sir the road to turnarounds I don't want to get anywhere near that thing.

Did I nine turns the vehicle around. As he begins driving in the opposite direction. A large equi and creature with a torso and upper body of a humanoid growing from its back appears on the road. completely blocking it. It emits a high pitched screaming sound in D 99. swerves off the room. Shaking Christ

What the fuck? What the fuck? Where the fuck did these assholes send me? Jesus fucking Christ

do you 99 looks behind him. Cameras show that the entity and the road are both gone.

Okay. Okay. Still alive. I guess no road is better than one of the thought that thing was I guess I'm just driving to the desert now. And driving for hours. Classes seems to be working if nothing else. It's getting a little cooler but the sun doesn't seem to be going down. Also, I just noticed that all the clouds see the same shape of some symbol looks familiar. The Sat Nav has been making some weird sounds every now and again. Doesn't sound like words just random valves. or something

In 100 meters. Stop at the crossroads. Make a deal and surrender your flesh.

God damn, I was gonna turn this thing off for a minute a road. Stupid piece of junk. Okay, I don't seem to be getting any closer to

whatever that is out there. And it's getting late.

What are the clock anyway? The sun still hasn't moved. Anyway, since you foundation folks are actually kind enough to pack some supplies in here. I'm going to try to sleep Probably a terrible idea, but I can't keep driving forever.

At the roundabout, take the 12th accent the sleeper will awaken glorious reign supreme

hopefully this thing will keep it quiet while I'm trying to sleep. Oh, the symbol in the clouds. It's the same as the symbol and the goddamn set half the company logo or whatever. I guess they're still there. Clouds in that shape all different sizes. I'm I'm sure that will mean something more to you. Foundation eggheads that does the me.

The awaits? He awaits. Tea awaits. Wait, he awaits. Take the next exit. What

stupid machine 6am guess I wasn't eating during the night then. i What the hell

D 99 can be seen looking out of the windows of the vehicle. external cameras show that a number of structures have appeared in the immediate area no motion was detected since the vehicle stopped

okay not eaten but it looks like I was told where the hell am I now looks like some kind of old town still desert though and I don't see any people around looks oh

fuck all these buildings in pretty worn down follow the road for 300 meters then embrace Oblivion he will be nourished.

Oh there actually is a road look around a bit see if I can find any people or signs that anyone has been here what the con? Dammit

D 99 attempts to unlock the door and tries opening the other doors and windows all attempts at leaving the vehicle fail

god damn it came and stretch my legs. When I get out of here the first foundation fool I see is getting punched in the face. road it is them seems old cobblestone do something

D 99 follows the road for approximately five minutes passing through what appears to be a small town or village no occupants are seen all the buildings are made of stone of a similar color to the desert sand

oh no down before take the notes right.

Throwing really goes right you stupid piece of Whoa. That is a big statue.

As the car takes the corner, a statue of a bare chested human male wearing an ornate headdress and carrying a staff comes into view standing over the road. It is estimated to be approximately 90 meters tall. It was not visible for the corner. lying in the road before the statue is a series of smaller statues averaging approximately five meters tall. Each apparently depicting a different individual and a similar style of dress as the

fall down, bow down. Bow down. Continue for three kilometers so render

dartie The feeling of the statue is the guy the sat nav has been babbling on about he's kind of given me a bad feeling.

They wouldn't leave the road again.

Not sure why that feels like the safer option here. But if the sat nav wants me to follow the road, I'm pretty sure I don't want to huh, I could have sworn there was some mountains to my love but there aren't any there. Probably wishful thinking to assume it was just a mirage or something.

Then 500 cubits continued towards us embrace surrender your soul.

The driving for over an hour now and I can still see the statue doesn't seem to be getting any further away. Everything here is getting weird if that's even possible. Those mountains have reappeared and disappeared twice

now,

the clouds seem to change suddenly, sometimes that symbol sometimes just random clouds. Pretty sure I saw some more buildings to my right at one point, but they aren't there now.

Continue for 1000 years, then turn left into his embrace.

And this thing is really starting to drive me nuts. Tried to share that, but none of the buttons on this thing seem to do fucking anything. Can't smash the damn thing either despite a couple of attempts

comes take the notes back so the hell it's getting darker.

A solar eclipse begins rapidly reducing the light level. After 15 seconds the sun is approximately 90% eclipsed by the moon

I've lost control the car yeah, it's it's driving itself.

The vehicle veers left, bring a series of structures into view. A number of pillars in varying states of decay surrounding what appears to be an Open Air Temple at the center of which is a large stone sarcophagus.

Oh, I don't like this. Nothing good ever happens in desert temples during an eclipse. Come on.

D 99 can be seen trying to force the vehicle to turn with no success. It continues on course for the center of the temple.

Surrender your soul. So render your flesh surrender your mind. surrender, surrender, surrender, surrender, surrender. Surrender. No, no, come on. surrender, surrender, surrender,

surrender. 99 becomes increasingly frantic and his attempts to regain control the vehicle to no avail. He attempts to kick the glass from the windows but is unable to break it. The vehicle comes to a halt directly in front of the sarcophagus, which is covered in a large number of car symbols. Most prominently in the center is the Elvis electronics logo.

have reached your destination.

D 99. begins to speak but is immediately cut off. Analysis of the video footage shows 13 frames of a substance resembling black smoke emanating from the sarcophagus and heading directly for the vehicle. It passes through the roof and windows before completely enveloping D 99. The smoke then recedes back into the sarcophagus. D 99 is gone. The vehicle reverses and drives away from the temple. Approximately 37 hours after contact was first lost with D 99. A GPS Ping was received from

just leave it alone

man. Geez, geez, this thing this GPS is taking me places and the next frame is just

crap. I gotta get when you're from Jersey and you get scared you lose the accent.

It's just natural. Yeah, exactly. Well gosh, delete darn everyone I hope you really enjoyed Wow, joke's on you.

If you wanted to know Mike just sneezed so it goes from him talking to him sneezing here we go bringing that up

oh no cups allowed apparently. Oh

no cuts allowed here. They everyone hope you enjoyed this about the devil's

Jeep penis. The Devil's Jeep always active

TomTom more like devil devil I don't really have Garmin more like Harmon in my right

arm view fantastic people find anything. Wow, anything? The logo?

I have elevates electronics on it. Please send it to us and give a title we will make Mike use

it. I'll go on a road trip. I'll record the whole Gosh daily dang thing. And you know what if you don't make for great content?

Yes, it will. Yes, yes. Only I won't be

just D 99. I'll have a name. It'll be like Mike died and you'll know that

it'll be D 66 or 69 or

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