Don't look never think Corbin Kentucky honestly, we should just do a whole episode all about Corbin Kentucky. I know I know nothing about it aside from what we
learned they gave us the kernel which gave us the KFC double
down. Did we figure out who bought the fuck you Corbin Kentucky shirt.
Yeah, it was Jackie and she was real drunk.
Oh my god. Thank you, Jackie. That's hilarious.
What a nice lady.
Out of all this stuff. I was like for sure. That's the one that's no one's gonna buy when thinking of
not buying. Hello, everyone. Welcome to dont look under the Internet. The show where you That's Jason.
Hello, Jason.
That's Doug. Yeah, I'm, I'm it's me, Mario. No, I'm just kidding. I Chris Pratt.
Oh, gotcha. Oh, look at that. Topical and everything. Yeah.
By the time this comes out, it won't be as topical. But hey, look, it's me.
There's me Donkey Kong. My banana.
You know what I've realized after what, 31 episodes of this that we have not done. But oh, what kind of show is this?
Internet podcast. It's a podcast. Yeah, but
like, if you were to give like a genre to us, like posh advice show thing an advice podcast? Yeah, like, podcast spooky. What are theirs. There's got to be a more spooky
comedy. Dum Dum, dum. Dum. No, I got it.
I got it. We're not. We're not we're not we're not we're not okay. We're not doing murder porn.
We're not doing merch. That's
our label. So how about anything that is not murder
porn. I am going to I'm going to suggest something from here on out because we I don't think we can put a finger on like what exactly? Kind of podcast? No, we're a talk show. But that's about it. Every episode, we're gonna start telling you one thing that we aren't eventually.
You're kind of right because we have like the true crime label up but we don't do true crime. We will.
Well that's what I was saying. times we do. We don't very rarely. Yeah,
I have to change that up a bit.
But what else would you put there?
I don't I don't know. That's why. That's why I was like, I don't what are
we the label that like other things are giving us is murder comedy or horror comedy? Yeah,
I prefer murder comedy. laugh about it.
So we think this is a horror comedy show comedy chair.
I had a horror comedy day to day at work.
Let me tell you what, you had horses at
work today. Horse horse or horse? Or or? So at work today? I won't name names because I don't know, HIPAA, or something.
I don't know how much HIPAA
but I'll call this person K. And the other A A guy came up to me in K. And they were like, hey, my significant other has a drug test tomorrow. I need pee for did up and whips out this the last 16 ounce jar and just puts in front of us like who wants it? And I'm like, I guess I can help out like whatever. You have to wait a bit. I have to pee right now. Okay. Okay, and imagine
what that name is.
Okay. Is like, you know, I gotta go the bathroom. I'll do it real quick. So he goes, and I'm just waiting just to see how this goes. And they come out of the bathroom with the whole 16 ounce jar filled with pee filled fill in. They're like, Oh, I had to like push to like, get it all out. They thought they had to fill the jar. He's like I they accepted. They had extra. So I'm like, you know it's not normal
for someone to pee 16 ounces. So it got me thinking how much is does the average you know person pee. The average bladder does hold 16 ounces. So I asked him I was like did you have to go to the bathroom? He's like no, I probably could have held it for longer I'm like
what are you
know I have to go home tonight and pee in a bottle to see how much IP because now I'm just stupid curious. So that's how my day went.
You know? I think that might be a telltale sign of of You're Kay.
Maybe. Also let your people know I fix phones for a living. It's not like I work in a hospital or in it. Yeah, no. Shouldn't they put the pee in the fridge? There's like sodas and like lunch meat in there and then just a fucking thing.
Hot, frothy, hot, frothy pice.
And I'm like, I'm the guy inside me that watches like, Kitchen Nightmares and shit. It's like, Oh, don't put anything warm in the fridge. It's gonna turn sour. But she did that anyway. So now they're gonna have soured pea
sour hiss. Yeah. Oh, how
much more sour piss can get on that note. On that note, I
want to thank our four.
Oh, my God brand new patrons. Yes, we have a fucking list
in one day. Four of you. People were like, Yeah, you're worth money. And then one day, you each made the worst decisions of your life.
Don't listen to me. You made the best decisions. So
thank you to Brandon, Aaron, Andrew, and dork the clone. I let last. See I kept the last names out for this because I don't know how people feel about me putting their last everything out there. I know it's on your username. So I'm going to put this out in the air. Whatever your username is on patron from this Patreon. From this point out, I'm just going to shout it out using the whole username let's you say otherwise. Yes. Like we had. Andrew. He requested that we go
by Andrew. So Hi, Andrew. You also gave us some really fun stuff to look at you really? Oh, yeah. But thank you, Brandon, Erin, Andrew and dork the clone. Obviously dork, the clone. I don't think that's your real, you know, given Christian given names, but if it is your parents, if it is totally sorry. Yeah, totally partners. But you guys are amazing. The fact that we get four of you in the same day blows my fucking mind. Yeah, that was incredible. And you guys got us extremely close to
our goal of 20. Which we haven't even recorded that yet. So we got to pump that
out. Thankfully, we have a date set. Yeah, we will be recording it. But that's that's incredible,
guys, and I just because there's four of you. I don't want you to think that I'm not giving you to your shine. So how about we go around the surrounds go to let's go to Brandon real quick, Brandon. You look like a real swell, fella. I imagine you're very handsome. And you know what? Keep doing what you're doing. You're beautiful. And I love you know so sweet. Aaron. I sent you a stupid message saying thank you for some dumb shit. Thank you for mid roll. I was what ready? Send her. He sent
her something meant for somebody else. Yeah, I
sent her something I sent her. One of our other patrons is talking about the Andrew W K conspiracy. Yeah. And I accidentally sent her the response I was gonna send to them. So I just want to say thank you for being cool about that. And you're also super cool. And
also thank you for several other services. You provided this podcast in the past which sorry, we're not using now. But we are so goddamn grateful.
Yeah, so it was a lot of good feedback on how to properly get our startup going. Yeah, Aaron,
coolest. You are all the coolest. So don't get that twisted. Andrew. I want to say I hope you won that d&d game. Because you said you were playing d&d, right, sir, you play d&d, and you know there's no
such thing when I'm winning. Well, I mean, there's losing and there's well I
hope you had fun and your d&d game is what I'm trying to say. Okay. Andrew, you're awesome as well. Super, super Neato. I would introduce you to my mom as a friend
and name Yeah, me. Thanks. You found
her on your own.
And then Dorney clone I want to say your name Fox love that love you. You're one of the like eight people that have recommended we look at the Lake City quiet pills. I'm sorry. So be taking a look at the Lake City quiet bills probably fairly soon. For October. We're wanting to go spooky for October and we have a lineup so we'll probably look into that one come November. But since we're kind of on the October subject, our last episode and October is going to be a listener episode.
So call our Google number we'll give it out at the end of the podcast like always send us a message leave us a voicemail DM us leave us a voicemail already I
can't stress the voicemail part enough because I whenever you leave us in the voicemail I fully plan on taking and kind of picking apart to make sure is like friendly like listener friendly to make sure that it's not like to run on or whatever but we're gonna add some music to it make you sound creepy as fuck button share it with the world that's
gonna be our last episode of Halloween is going to be a you guys episode. So please send us your scary stories. Stories that you guys have either heard or heard ghost stories or UFO stories aliens creatures that you have experienced. Just send
us your creepy shit. We will play it on the Hell if you want to call in if you're like, Oh no, I want to call and tell you guys this shit we'll set up to where you can call in lower recording and you could tell the story then either DM us a story, leave us a voicemail of it send us on our Google of phone number just any way you can contact us contact us even through email, contact us no matter how you can because we want to hear your guys's stories and play them
I think we're
going to trade time maybe
but Mike you talk a lot
I'm just excited because
you're like you You don't talk a whole lot but the things that you have to say just fucking like you're
not going to sit in silence for four to five minutes
no keep going please. But again, thank
you to you for you it means the world to us that absolutely you know 17 of you already have given us your monthly money and that baffle boggles my mind
it's one of those people definitely aren't one of us either
no prob I promise
I'm still It blows my mind that anyone gives us any type of money that's crazy. Hey enjoy you very much guys
need an hour and a half of solace during these trying times? Yeah, right
if you want to offer that but if you want to you know Chuck in some your spare change patreon.com/julie pod. We'll go over that the end as well. But yeah, absolutely.
I didn't say this already be on the lookout. I don't know when don't have a fisher date. But a couple of new possible tiers for our Patreon will be coming out and that'll be excited for you guys. So
according one of those things tonight we sure
are what were we doing sitting here with these fancy drink things
we got? We got a fuckload of patrons i Yes, toast. listeners get your
drink of choice or your smoke of choice whether it be weed or a gallon of PCP.
We are sipping on woodlands reserved for Wait Wait,
wait. What are we drinking? What are we thinking? There's a bottle here and it's empty. Yeah, it's
not yet but close. That's
the theme song though.
Yeah, that's the theme. So we get that on an audio file. So we just fucking play it. I have to keep doing that.
If you do that. I'll make a fucking song out of it. Great.
I like it. Just how it is my hands clapping like cheeks anyway, so everybody get your shots. We get seconds.
patrons. This one is 100% of you.
So when you hear the clink, drink,
here's to you. Here's to me. If we ever disagree, then fuck you used to me?
Oh, God. There's your segway. I mean, you can Yeah, so where are us all where we're topping.
We just decided Doug was gonna fucking segway. And Mike got nervous because we weren't talking. So he's like, oh, okay, so Halloween.
Alright, Doug, you go.
Alright, here's a segue for you. Tonight we're doing a story creepypasta very
kickin Halloween month off with my favorite creamy pasta to date.
Yeah, so the what we're doing for Halloween is the first three weeks of the month we are going to be separating each episode into my favorite, Mike's favorite and Doug's favorite creepypastas we're going to be working heavily and making sure that they are quality audio dramas for you. And then Mike are we doing last last week?
The listener one that I just spent like four minutes ranting about so
like we already said you guys gonna send us your stories we're going to add some music to them or make them all super creepy if this works out. Well this is gonna be like an annual thing. If you guys hate an annual thing and anal thing
that we're talking about tonight you know I'm upset to admit that aniline was one of the play on words that we're trying to go with and Oh, pasta pasta audience given the flaws Alright, so for aniline we're doing
a win yeah PD pastas for aniline glue shirt.
You heard it here first pass I
sweat a shirt a week
that's fun. Guys know the name of this week's creepypasta
you know I do but I'm gonna butcher it so I got it. Anal goatees story he almost Yep. No, that's not it. No. I think it's pronounced goats Nazis Nazis Goat Man story.
That was Mike so to give you guys an idea Mike talks about this all the time.
This one I think we're coming up with a list of episodes. This was like my first one I jotted down well also
every time we refresh said list of episodes if that somehow goes away it just magically comes back. Right it's so
good. It is. It's I read this I think around the time it came out. I was probably like middle school and it No, no joke. Petrified
Oh, yeah, no, I read it like Drain I read it at you know in the bathroom at work but
still terrified. I found it I don't know why but it kept with me to this day.
So what what you guys are about to hear is kind of something that at least from what I've envisioned in my head pre editing that this is something that you'd want to play like while you're camping out with some friends just throw this on in the background and listen to the story of the guilt man.
Oh guys this this month is basically just a giant version of our own Are you afraid of the dark? Yeah
Ooh.
Which is funny cuz I just watched the was the orange juice.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, no and holy shit. So yeah, we you guys are in for a treat this this whole month? On top of that, who knows? We might have some extra surprises for you.
Yeah, um, so let me get into onsies code man. Let's go that's not scary.
That's isn't that what goats do
he was my salary. The 16 The black and have family down in Alabama. They don't have huge amounts of land down in Huntsville. enclose a big house and a bunch of trailers they put out in the woods for hunting or camping themselves cousin suggested that we go out there to camp. No, I'm sad kid runs a taco. So they tease me collect food, kill a pig and some chickens and brain necessities Campo for a few days. We get to
the camp. And it's obvious something if we ever have this little electric smell like right before a storm, like ozone. We think nothing of it. Don't pack and go down to a little creek slim for a few hours. All of a sudden, some older white guy into like teenager come out from the bushes. He has a shotgun in the gorilla company's arm and says hello and ask because like we were doing this lower back in the woods. Tell him about my uncle who he knows and say we
were camping out. He tells us we need to be real careful how you are and stick together. There was a big animal in the woods. His son who is my age asks if he can stay and hang out with us. He says okay
okay, I'm going to stop green texting because the story is fairly long in the format is harder to write in. So we end up playing football dicking around with me. There's the whole white kid Tanner, five of my cousins and then four of their friends. In total are five girls and six boys. We were all around 15 to 17. So we head back to the camp and pulling out some stuff for a campfire even though the trailers both had kitchenettes Tanner says the his family's property sits up against my
uncles. He wants to run home and ask his dad if he can come out camping with us. My cousin rooster says he's going to go with him since it's going to get dark soon. One of the girls also wants to tag along. It's about seven o'clock and starting to get pretty dark that take flashlights and take the trail towards Tan's property. The rest of us chill, explorers drink and kiss on the girls. About 30 or 40 minutes later, there's a smell of ozone again. You could smell it over the smell of the
fire. We'd started this really nasty coppery smell like right after you've had a nosebleed and it stopped wasn't exactly like dried blood. But it was that nasty metallic back of your throat smell. We immediately think that it's some kind of electrical malfunction or someone left a hot plate on are some shit. We searched the trailers and nothing is on and
we can all smell it. All of a sudden, we can hear people booking down the path towards us as rooster tan and the girl come running the clearing out of breath. They don't even break stride. They'll run in the trailer right by where the fire is. We all get the fuck out of there and into the trailers. Then of calming down even rooster is crying his fucking eyes out at this point. All the while the fire is guttering lower and lower. So my other
cousins say fuck it. And we're about to go outside and get the generator out of the shed between the trailers. Tanner goes
Fuck no front door and nobody else going outside.
He's been crying too. His eyes are bloodshot and puffy. His pants are dirty as shit. He goes on to tell us that they went up to his house as far as the shirt, you're camping. But to make sure they were careful on the way back maybe They should take one of the hunting rifles just in case. Evidently, tenants seen something in their yard a few days before one of their pigs had come up, ripped
up and half eaten. They assumed it was just some big cats or coyotes even though they don't usually fuck but live animals keep going upstairs and packed his stuff. And he told his dad it would be okay without the rifle because carries avoid people. So they started walking back towards where we're camping. So rooster finally stops crying and shaking. The girl already had but she was just staring out the window, the
dumb look on her face. He says they've gotten halfway into the woods toward the camp, and they started to hear shit in the forest. It's almost pitch black at this time, so they weren't sure at first what the fuck it was. The girl says that she heard some of the bushes right off the trail. And they all beam their flashlights over there. There was someone standing back in the woods and the Lalo.
Rooster said they shouted at him and told him that he was scaring the fuck out of them in the deck he was he says that's when he realized the guy was facing away from them. So they keep walking. And they start smelling this nasty coppery owsm Smell they say they look off in the forest on the opposite side to dude standing in the forest backwards slightly closer to the path.
So
now they start power walking and 10 keeps going
shouldn't take that fucking rifle. I should have taken their fucking rifle should have taken that fucking rifle should have taken the fucking rifle should have taken that book and raffle.
As they're telling their story. The smell is still super strong even inside the cab. They say that after they started walking faster, the kind of load gibbering it started coming from both sides of the wood. And as they started booking it back to the trailer. The girl said she had flashed her flashlight into the woods to the side of them and seeing something jerking itself through the woods. The cheering just got louder and
louder. And when they could see the light from our campfire, something come out of the woods about 40 yards behind them to the track. And they had just flout ran as hard as they could to the trailer. So we're out in the fucking woods. We're assuming at this point, it's some rednecks or some shit trying to fuck with us. All of a sudden, by their cousin Jr. starts going on and on about how you went to school, the native kid that was telling you about
the Goat Man or assumption. We prompted him to shut the fuck up because we don't need any spooky talk right now. But he just keeps going on and on about how it's the fucking Goat Man. Now we're in his woods and blah, blah, blah. Now, at the time, I had never heard of this Goat Man or any of that. Then a couple years ago, the year before I graduated from college, and a minimum for a roommate, and I ended up asking him about it. The summit up it's basically a fucking man with the head of a
goat. And he can shapeshift and he gets among groups of people to terrorize them. It's also supposed to be kinda like the Windigo. But it's bad mojo to even talk about it. And even worse, if you see it keep in mind, I didn't know this back when I was 16. So my cousin is going
like oh man is gonna get in here fucking get us.
The girls are all terrified. And my cousins and I are all fucking trying to figure out if it's just some hillbillies. Or if it's some kind of animal. So all of a sudden, the smell just goes away. Like, to this day. I haven't even experienced anything like it. Like usually smells fade away or lessen. It's just literally was there one second and then not the next. So it's after an hour, making around nine or 10 We've stopped shitting bricks enough to go back outside and stuff the fire
again. We figure it was just some assholes trying to fuck with us. So we don't go back home. Because we think if we do the chases through the woods or some crazy shit nothing else weird happens that night. We stay another night. For the main part of the night. Nothing happens at about one in the morning. We're outside getting drunk and telling ghost stories. As someone who is finishing up some to spooky story, I don't remember what about the smell comes back. It's so fucking
strong. And one of the girls literally starts vomiting I stand up, and you can actually feel how clammy the air is. I say we should get inside and this isn't right. We should have just fucking left. We all go back inside and we're standing around. My cousin just keeps going on and on about college, the Goat Man. My cousin rooster tries to shut the fuck up. All I'm just feeling that something is wrong. And I cannot figure out what the fuck it is. We end up sitting there for a while.
The smell is just as strong and we're terrified. And all huddled in this camper. We know cooking broths for everybody because nobody wants to go outside. It's one of those packs with four broads Mutola three packs. I grew up in the stove and give everybody a hot dog. I get mine. After a while, one of my cousins gets up and goes over to the pot to get another one. He starts grumbling about how I get two rots. And everyone else only got one and I look at him like he's
fucking stupid. I tell him that everybody only got one. Because there were only 12 broths. If he wants more, should I go to a new pack and cooks Mr. That's one the girl that had been out with a rooster and tan just starts screaming. She's crying and shivering. And then it dawns on the cousin standing up what the fuck is wrong? Meet him both glance around the room. And if you My heart fucking sink, I run the fuck out of the cabin. And
the girl runs out with us. The trailer doors banging against the side of the trailer is everyone books out of the cabin. One of my cousin's friends asks us what the fuck was wrong. I start counting us. There's only 11 Now my cousin verified it. There have been 12 People in the cabin. But being that everybody didn't really know each other. Well, nobody had really noticed the whole fucking time, there was an extra person. And then I realized earlier that I kind of
noticed something was off. You know, when you're just dicking around having a good time, you don't sweat the small shit. You know, just keep track of certain stuff. I am dead sure that someone else had been in the trailer with us that they had been there for at least a fucking day eating with us. What makes it worse is I could figure out which one because I don't think anyone ever ever actually interacted with the other person or the Goat Man. The girl kept praying to Jesus, and we're all
sitting outside. Eventually we get a big ass sticks and go back to the cabin. There's nobody in there. We count again. And there's 11 people. We go back into the trailer and lock the door. We explain what the fuck happened. And the girl says that she realized too, and that when he was about to say something, the person sitting next to her had grabbed her leg hard and leaned over towards her and said something that she
could not understand. So we were pretty much scared as fuck as we huddled together, and I fall asleep. When I wake up, the sun's just coming up and half the people are asleep. The other half are packing their ship. We all want to walk back home. But like four people want to stay until the sun's all the way up. And some people that were just fucking around and still want to stay at the trailers. I just want to get the fuck out of the woods. The girl's name was Kira the one that the Goat Man had
touched. Anyway, I asked her if she really thinks it was something bad. And she says she just wants to go home and doesn't want to be out in the woods alone for another night. So we decided to split up the four that want to go can go but I have to stay because I had the keys to the cabin and my uncles I have to lock it up. I'm super pissed at this point. Because I feel like people aren't taking this shit seriously. I definitely didn't want to be out in the woods for another night.
I spend the rest of the day trying to convince the rest of the people. Now for girls and for guys to get the fuck out of dodge. Tana leaves with them to get a rifle in his is going to be back. So they're just seven of us left by 4pm around 5pm He hasn't made it back yet. And we're getting extremely fucking antsy. The only reason I stopped begging them to go back was because he wanted to get a gun.
30pm or so. On the one cousin that did stay says that the girl Kier is outside. We all look outside, and sure enough, she's staying with a fire pit with her back to the cabin. I'm thinking to myself if she's so fucking scared, why the hell would she come back and I get this nasty feeling in my gut. Keep in mind the whole time the coppery smell has been gone. Now I realize I can smell just a twinge of it. I say this to the
rest of them and everybody. And these are people that wanted to stay in the fucking woods after we had the goddamn Goat Man in our midst is laughing at me. And asking if I set this up to scare them. And look at them like I'm not fucking bullshitting you at all right now. I asked them why the fuck would I play like that? So one of the girls goes outside to get Kyra. She gets halfway and stops cold. Here starts heaving. I don't know how the
fuck to describe it. What sort of like if someone with their back turned was laughing without actually making any sound. It was this fact that made me realize it was not a fucking sound in the whole woods. It was dead silent this was like later in September, so it was still fairly hot at the time. But it was super chilly some days do and you could usually hear big ass geese honking or some kind of birds or squirrels chit chatting. So I stepped out the door and tell her to come back
to the fucking trailer. Right? Goddamn now. She backs with the trailer and we lock the fucking door. We pull down all the shades except one. Put a guy there and chair to watch her. She stands in front of their fucking 20 minutes or so. The guide turns say that she's still there. And there's this huge fucking bang on the door. We all jumped the fuck up and scramble around the living room the trailer. The bang is super fun
and loud. So now my cousin is holding one of the girls and the other two are kind of giggling with nervous laughter. mean the other two guys are shitting bricks. Then we hear tan. He's screaming so we go over the door and open it and he stumbles in with a rifle. There's nobody else upside. Evidently, he'd walked over the campsite. Nothing weird happened in the forest. But he had seen a girl my knew, he said was not Kira standing there. He had gotten to
the edge of the clearing. She had turned towards him with the slack jawed looked and just stared him down, slowly tracking him as he walked around the outside of the cleaner indoors the camp. He said it wasn't until he was almost halfway to the trailer, he realized that she was even closer to him. She had started off by the fire. Without him even seeing her move she had been turning inching closer. He sees his ran the rest of the way back to the cabin thing he would open. And we got
the door it was locked. He turned it was about half the distance the door. He looks around the room and he gets super pale. He pulls me to the side and whispers in my ear.
You know, there are only seven of us in here, right?
I get that feeling where your stomach drops to your nuts. It had been back inside the trailer while we were sorting out who was going where. And then we all outside to talk earlier in the day. To just slip right back in the window. There's nobody out there. So we recount everyone and then basically I go over and ask everyone how many people were here earlier than everybody says eight. I say well, how many are here now? They all do the count.
And then realize there are only now seven people in the cabin. So 10 had brought back a couple of boxes ammo and his rifle. And he told his dad that there was some kind of animal in the forest because he didn't think his dad would believe him. If he said it was the Goat Man. He says cousin is supposed to be coming down in a few hours. And that the morning, can all go back to his place, his cousin will drive us home. Now, I'm
really fucking terrified. But I at least feel better because we can be American, and shoot the fuck out of whatever it is that comes back. But then my cousin gets into this huge argument that one of the girls because she thinks that I'm trying to be funny and prank them, and that she's getting really scared. And I'm not funny. He keeps telling her, I'm not that kind of person. And she says,
Well, how do we know that the girl wasn't just Tanner in a wig? Or if it really was the Goat Man, how do we know that this is the real Tanner and that the Goat Man just didn't kill Tanner in the woods and take us.
So we fucking get into this huge argument about this where me and tan are like, we could seriously be in danger because at the very least someone has been sneaking themselves into our fucking trailer without us knowing and mingling with us. And at worst, something bad is in the forest fucking with us. One of the girls is crying and saying she wants to go right now. And we're trying to tell her we shouldn't because none of us are walking through the woods in the middle
of the night. At this point, the sun's starting to go down. It's getting a little cloudy out. We eat something and turn on the radio for a while, but we can't really get a station up there with anything decent. To turn it off at the same time that tans cousin shows up. He was like 19 I think at this point, the sun is barely over the horizon. And he's one of those heavy duty lantern flashlights and another rifle. He walks up with a trailer and we whispered a tan asking if he's sure. That's his
cousin. And he says yes. The guy looks behind them and all around the camp then walks in. He kind of glances at all of us and looks a little confused. He says,
What's your little buddy yet? I figured she would meet up at the cabin. Is she a little slower? So
he also asked whether we had been cooking blood in the cabin because it smelled like blood and hot pans all the way up the trail. We were all like fucking No. But we asked him what the fuck he's talking about. With the girl he saw he had come down the same trail Tan had been using the need come up on one of us guys buddies standing in the middle of the trail. Looking at him slack jawed. He asked her a bunch of questions, but all she did was just look at them. Them. She
smiled at him. And he said she kept walking. She couldn't seem to keep up with them could lagging a little bit behind them. He said he asked her if she was hurt or something. And if she any help, but she'd continued to stare. Eventually, he had been walking and turned around a bend at the trail. But when he turned around and went back to see if she was okay, the trail was empty. He assumed she had taken some sort of shortcut through the woods to our
trailer. We tell him the whole story of what's been going on have expected him to say we were full of shit. But he just listened and sat down on the couches in the living room. Tanner's cousin gets back to the girl. He says when she kept trying to lag behind them and kind of weirded him the fuck out. So we tried to keep her in front of them. But no matter how slow he walked, she always was lagging a little bit behind.
They smell that nasty smell and they got stronger as he got to the camp eventually got really strong. She had said something really low that he didn't catch. And when he had turned around, she'd been right the fuck up on him. And he stepped back from her. He was at this point he asked her if she was okay. And if she wasn't, he could carry her the rest of the way back to camp. She just kept staring. He said it reached out for her is it to grab her on the shoulder. But he must have missed judged
the distance. She was off to the side where he put his hand like she had moved while he was looking dead at her. So at this point, we can do this shit real unless tans playing a joke which we can tell he's not because he's almost pissing his pants. So they lowered their rifles. We eat some more. We just kind of sit around till 11 This fucking
day. Every time I think about this, I really prayed to God, that some huge prank that my cousins played on me and just never revealed so I wouldn't shit my pants for the rest of my life. At around 11 This think of copper turns into an actual nasty, gross blood like smell like cooking blood, and singed hair 10 is cousin Reese, get the fuck up instantly and grab the rifles. There's like a half knocking half clog and door in my shit you've done. There's
this voice. And sounds like when you see those you do cats and dogs whose owners teach them how to talk says in this halting weirdly tone of voice. Not real full stop factor. It was so fucking obviously not a person talking. It didn't have the right cadence. And that's some shit that I never realized until that moment. But all people have a certain cadence when they talk. No matter what language all people have a certain kind of rhythm to talking. So the
smell goes away for a while. The next hour or so you can hear someone basically creeping around the woods and shed every couple of minutes. He'll come back to the door and say something. Finally, when the smell fades away around two in the morning, Reese says
Fuck yes.
And opens the door and walks outside with this rifle. He fires a shot into the air. So something to the effect of hey, in the name of Jesus Christ, no way. He fires two more times. And then from the woods right up against the river across in the trailer. It sounds like something that's slowly shivering and hooting. Screaming sounds like some other bag screaming together. I seriously have never heard any shit like that. And you can hear the brush over that way start to shake.
Reese fires over the treeline and starts backing out of the house. We lock the door, we're gonna hear a shit kicking and screaming. Reset something and come out of the bushes super low to the ground and crawling towards the cabin. It shot at pretty much that's how the rest of the night went. It was really screaming constantly for the next two hours. And we could hear shit moving out into the tree line. Never came back into the cabin until everyone had finally fall asleep.
Tan had been sitting in the chair watching the door of this rifle. Nobody else heard or saw this. And he told me two days later, after the whole thing was over. He said he'd been nodding off after the screaming noises finally stopped. And he'd been almost asleep when he saw someone come out of the bathroom and lay down in the middle of the floor and go to sleep. He just assumed it was one of us
and he had nodded off. Then he said he kind of realized something was wrong and will pretend to be sleeping He counted us. There weren't that there were nine people in the cabin. He basically didn't want to try and shoot the fucking thing in the cabin and have it kill all of us then and there. Or ever Reese wake up and start shooting. And then we kill ourselves. So he just stayed awake all night, pretending to be asleep. He said sometimes it would stand up and kind of do
this weird jittery thing. He like it was laughing but lay back down. The story closes pretty weak because from my perspective, nothing happened. We woke up. I noticed the tan was a little jittery. He was avoiding looking at all of us. But we had some breakfast, packed up and started walking into his house. He said in the last cabin and he said lock up and bring me my uncle's keys to just start walking and catch up. Which I didn't really want to
fucking do. We get a little bit of the path and he came running up basically we just jogged back to his house. His cousin took us home. There was a window in the bathroom. Tan gone back to lockup and looked in there. We were to see Stupid tilaka screenless window. The window was fucking up when he got there. I'm guessing it had been doing that all along, waiting for us to fall asleep or slip up and then getting it among us. It walked with us all the goddamn
way back to his house. And then he said lagged to the back of the group looked him dead in the eyes before walking into the woods
Oh, he's got data.
So if you guys were wondering, throughout the entire narration I had to deal with these two chuckle folks. Just doing the whole go at Doug. Just give him a bit.
What that is
lemon Genie,
whatever it is. Yeah, yeah.
Well, that's my that's my favorite. creepypasta Biggie actually, it's a big favorite PP pasta, pasta pasta.
For our annual holiday. We are naming and only pasta ainoa when AB pasta extravaganza 2021
In case you guys don't know where the anal comes from, it's the annual Halloween. We just slam those two words together and get anal wean.
Yeah, it worked really well.
Yeah. It was up the throat nicely.
That's that though, right?
That is Mike's favorite creamy pasta. You're
about to get either Doug or Jason's favorite after this. We're not too sure which because he thought that far ahead. That's the scariest part. Oh, stay
tuned for our bonus episode where me and Jason fight to the death to determine who gets to do that next episode.
And the best part of all you guys don't have to deal with one of us after we're done.
You know, it's great. It's I could sell this right now. Heads tails. Hey, Siri, flip a coin. Who was who had its heads chases next look at that problem. So
this is dumb, though.
I gotta I gotta pick one or two now. Well, I'm excited to see what yours is.
And tell me what you guys thought of that because it still sends I'm sorry. It still sends shivers down my spine
it's so good so fucking creepy like has look around. But here's the thing vibes. Absolutely a hard thing vibes.
How well do you know
each of us? pretty decently
well enough? I would say
our from a doppelganger.
I think maybe somebody who'd been taken and then replaced I think I know you guys well enough that I could probably say something or ask you a question of some sort. enough to the point where if your response wasn't what I was thinking it would be a dead giveaway. Go ahead.
Yeah, hard isn't it? Wow.
No, you put me on the spot. Hey, you brought it up?
I don't know Jason. Jason. With Where did I put my balls that one time? Only you would know that.
Gave my my lizard monster a Gonzo so
a Roman helmet who I can just be like what caused the hole in my apartment?
Well, I feel like I was a doppelganger I would have that
researched informations
me Well if that's the case then they know everything that's true.
They'd know my lane tell
them I'd have to see your penis.
Alright, well everybody unfortunately this is content for after dark. We don't have the X rating on this one. So no, that's true. You look audio version of my penis in the bone.
You too did just get a WAV file
YouTube did just give creators the ability to say shit and bitch within the first 30 seconds so I'm so happy that means we can JSON only I did this into the beginning ship ship ship fuck bitch i so fucked everyone don't do it. You fucked it I goofed. Well, thank you for tuning in this week everybody i This is a little shorter than our normal episodes. But I mean it's because
we have no tangents and it's super spooky. So whatever the amount of times I wanted to interrupt a actual audio dramatize hard version of this to just like say some stupid shit was me holding my tongue so hard. I'm going to go ahead and
go out on a limb here and say it's probably harder to shut the fuck up during a narration they're actually narrate grant I'm slightly out of breath from that just because I'm Kincaid shit but seeing the look on these two chuckle fucks faces while they could not say a word was worth the whole thing.
Yeah, me and Mike were silently fucking talking to each other. head nods and you me highlighting words that were stupid. Well, shit.
Okay, so you know what? Let's do something for this Halloween. So Mike, this is your story, right? Yeah. You are the only one here that is going to give any kind of advice any kind of sign off any kind of goodbye to our audience. Oh, Wow which means you're taking care of all three of us
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We love you guys so very, very much. Should I do believe I got the vapors thinking about it. I would like to steal Doug's and say, and put a little twist on it because give me the Halloween season. Yeah, take your Halloween and your hollow peen slapping together my hollow pain.
Yep. Your Halloween and your Hello Pete. And
then I also want to say go up to your grandma scare her almost give her a heart attack but don't give her one but almost give her one and then be like I'm just kidding grandma and then multiple communities.
I don't know. Only fear now like Alabama and Kentucky and then to urban Corbin specifically and then also
focus off as when I give you all a very Merry
a paranoid
Ooh, you're hearing it not saying that. It just hits just right.
It does hit Damn. Are
we all just doing each other sign offs for our episodes? Is that is that the Census here? Yeah, one person.
Whoever's episode we're doing is just doing all of them.
Love it. shoes to fill everyone have a good day. Goodbye. Oh, our Google phone number.
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