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DLUTI 034 - Abandoned by Disney

Oct 18, 202155 minSeason 1Ep. 34
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Doug has a treat for us today.  After our normal shenanigans we dive into his favorite creepypasta: Abandoned by Disney! Remember, next week is listener week so send us your creepy stories!

Abandoned by Disney

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Transcript

Mike

Don't look Welcome to dont look under the internet everybody. That's Chase. That's dog.

Doug

I'm Ray Romano, Deborah guitar kids.

Mike

I'm also a mammoth in my house with a stupid sloth. These guys, alright, so

Jason

for today's TV pass so we

Mike

can dig.

Jason

We're gonna be listening to Mike narrate the plot for ice age through the various character voice.

Mike

I'm a shitty squirrel named scrappy.

Doug

All of this episode is just Mike doing Ice Age and then someone trying to remember every line of memory.

Mike

Okay. Oh, there's a YouTuber, a pro ZD? You know, he's he's a guy that does like a bunch of like, voice acting stuff. Love him. He's got his fucking hilarious but he does this. He's got this video where his he like apparently memorized Peter Pan. Jesus, and she plays

the movie. And he he knows like the scene like immediately and then he just starts like, acting out the scene and like every every fucking line he like knows off the top what and it's that scene where kept hooks on the boat and the guy was trying to eat them. Yeah. And he's like, Oh, at this point. hooks on the the rope though. The crocodiles like jumping up trying to hit them. And she like muted it. And

he's like, on time still. And he's like, Oh, at this point, you know, the crocodile eats the clock and he's the clock just kind of skipping away the water and I'm like, Oh my God. It's like eight minutes of him just fucking knowing. We'll be back and

Jason

forth. I'm kind of surprised you don't have a Disney movie. You can do that too. Like Fantasia maybe

Doug

know if anything if I know a movie like probably the best is probably a Latin Okay, so I just love that movie. It's great. It's on me fabulous.

Mike

He Alia Bob Wah strongest 10 Regular men something is

Jason

he beat

Mike

again

Jason

welcome everybody.

Mike

He's got sad camels

Jason

Mike is stuck. Why

Mike

are we talking about Disney boys? Well, there's a very good there's a good segue that I'm not going to get to yet sorry birds that I'm not willing to get to yet because earning a dang dang we have something else to talk about.

Jason

Today guys, buckle in for a second we

Doug

are used to Forbo so we're gonna just we're gonna Yeah, Mike's gonna rattle some stuff off and me and me and Jason are gonna drink

Jason

a shot. Sure. Let's talk about so first

Mike

and foremost. I want to thank our three new patrons. We are one away from our 20 patron goal where we are going to let out a little little little campaign we have ruined for you guys. Hell yeah. But I want to give a big shout out to Sam cash catch. I think it's catch catch catch parentheses MC meow which I'm assuming is some sort of McDonald's festive McDonald's I don't know like the MC rib house

only seasonal. I also want to thank Rebecca s yes thank you and mega weapon which the other two had a real names while the other two had real names like Sam cash and Rebecca s but mega weapon is not your real name. It's because it's so hot. Dang same tears dork the clone that's true. If that's your legal tender name. Rip

Doug

door next.

Jason

Rest in peace.

Mike

We hope to see you again soon. We

Jason

do.

Mike

I want to give a little bit of a special shout out to Sam MC meow. Yes.

Jason

God Yes.

Mike

She showed us some a fan fan art and art. Yes. Sorry. The word escape. This

Doug

is our first bit of fun. So we were all just like pooping are but not only

Mike

it's like kind of in the working still, which is awesome that she's showing us like this. I love Thank you Sam. You are so cool.

Jason

You are so much more

Mike

talented than I am love that

Doug

what the fuck everything you do is better than what we're doing.

Jason

Yes. I don't understand how you can get graphite to draw like that. But

Mike

I know right. I also want to give another shout to Rebecca because she she caused a freakout gave us way more money than what we need or deserve. I should say you're right. Yeah, we're so so I don't want to give out too much information but we have a you can go ahead and it's coming soon. We have a $2 tier and a $5 tier. We're looking to get a $10 tier going and she she brought in 10 Buckaroo knows which is pretty dang cool. Have you thank you so much,

Jason

so much.

Mike

But we all were just like, oh, talk is that tear just open with nothing in it. We just open up the app for free. It's not open. Rebecca is just super fucking generous and nice. Yeah. And then I also want to give a little bit of a shout out to Brandon Copeland, that is one of our patrons as well. He sent me an Instagram message from a while ago, sorry, didn't see it. He bought some of our merch. And he said he's gonna take a much clearer picture that we can post on our socials. So thank you,

all of you, guys. Thank you to our three patrons. Thank you, Sam, Rebecca, mega weapon, you guys are the most awesome people. I love all three of you equally.

Jason

Honestly, you guys are supporting us more right now than our own families are. So thank you so much.

Mike

I will say if if you message us on Instagram too, because this kind of opened my eyes. If you message us on Instagram, and I don't respond, or Jason our dog don't respond. We didn't ignore you. We just didn't see it. Instagram was apparently hiding messages because I had I just went in there because I was just like, looking around the app seeing if there's extra shit I can do because I just updated my fuckin software. Yeah. And it was just like, Oh, you have three, three

messages. Do you want to view them? I'm like, yeah, i Why aren't these things shown? And I have to like, approve every message. I think I turned it off. We're

Jason

gonna say there's got to be a spot.

Mike

I'm just No, I'm not ignoring you. I love all of you. Yes. And yeah. Thank you, everybody. You're super great. We're super grateful. And you guys rock and we just hit 10,000

Jason

You know what to do? Are they still alive back there? You forgot to

Mike

goose last or have them know that we didn't try?

Jason

Yo did we know I plan to and it just didn't happen.

Mike

Oh, you have time figure out how to work that spell. Oh, my

Jason

Oh, chemical like library was being a piece of shit. So I couldn't get the fucking bugs feed.

Mike

You call yourself a warlock. Anyway, I see like, for audience members still alive over there. So I'm gonna have to clap along with them. Give them some bread. I guess they are birds. Anywhere. This is for you. This is for you. Uh, Rebecca salmon mega weapon. And a little bit, Brandon. I know you did a lot for us. And I appreciate that, buddy. But these are our three patrons, new patrons. I got to give him a big warm welcome. So

Jason

hell yeah, there it is. There it is. That's all

Mike

for you guys. Thank you so much. And shush.

Jason

See, they shut the fuck up.

Mike

I think they just died.

Jason

I had fucking four members. Also speaking of our audience, I think it was very funny. So I I tried to get them to applause themselves. On the last episode, like after talk, we were talking about the like, no end house, like going over scenarios and stuff. And I tried to get them to clap. But I think the button was broken that or they just didn't have the will to, you know, give them Come on mode or positive thinking. So

they're all starving. They didn't want to clap because they didn't have food.

Mike

Maybe. Also we have to give them food. I mean, I don't think we have to but we might have to start now. Also, if you were any of your loved ones want to be in a non paid part of dont look under the internet. You too could be an audience member in the room with us. Yes, it has feed you and we will chain you to the rafters but what an adventure. You know, you could tell your resume show Yeah, show your your speaking of resumes real quick.

Jason

I don't know why. We don't advise that you put that on your resume. But you can I just

Mike

got a notification from indeed for a switchboard operator. Do you don't pay? Didn't they stop doing switchboard operators? Like, I don't know. 670 years

Jason

ago? Where's it? Where's it located? I don't know. It didn't say it just says dig too deep in the switchboard operator. Okay, well, well, Mike kind of figures out his future.

Mike

Are we talking about? Oh, I'm sorry. I don't want to. Also one other thing with patrons yes or no? One more housekeeping thing. And we'll be done. We're doing business. This is business talk right

Jason

here. I know, everybody.

Mike

But we had turned into we had a couple shirts get to our attention that were misprinted. And they had problems with the the printout on them. Let us know. Yeah, let us know. Unfortunately, we may need you to get in contact with Teespring only because they're going to need a couple things. Probably some sort of verification or card information to refund your money or to send you out another item of clothing. But still let us know because we're going to get in touch with Teespring as

well. We're gonna settle what we can on our side before you even have to do anything. Yes. So we it was specifically the only thing we've had problems with so far was the long sleeve t that said dont look under the internet. Nicole, I know you bought one. I hope it's okay.

Jason

And it was not it was one instance. So it could just have been like

Doug

one instance two times in one order.

Jason

Oh, yeah. Oh, right.

Mike

Hopefully it was just that order.

Doug

Oh, it was it was so one Order had to have the long sleeve same shirt they both came out misprinted but the t shirt with the same logo came up

Mike

perfectly. Yes, every everything else on the shop is fine. We took down that long sleeve T for now so we could figure out what's going on and took down all long sleeves. Yeah. But please keep letting us know what's going on. We have wonderful people sending us pictures of their merch and it

all looks fantastic so good. But again, if you for whatever reason gets something that is not of par to your standards, or is just fucked up, let us know we'll get in contact with Teespring if for whatever reason Teespring needs information from you we will relay that information to you. But please just keep us updated because the last thing we want is for you to spend you know 2535 bucks on an item of clothing and it comes out look like shit. Yep, so we do not want that that'd be

awesome. Just keep us in the loop. Thank you everyone that's buying the merch that is super awesome though. Yeah, love you so much.

Jason

Just to give you guys a heads up of where where all that income is going. We have a couple of purchases to make one of the priorities being headphones for Mike. i Right now

Mike

sound like shit. Do I sound okay to you guys? Yeah, you spell at home drop enough in the chat for my headphones.

Jason

Seriously? No, I wore those. So when again, you guys have not heard this yet. But when we recorded our quiet year intro to d&d episode that we're coming out with I wore those because I didn't want to subject anybody else to the terribleness that was within those fucking earpieces. We fix them once during no end house and haven't figured out how the hell we don't know what happened. So anyway, we're gonna be getting

some headphones. We have a new table that we're looking at getting because greedy white plastic tables, we've got lighting so we can we are using

Mike

our stereotypical beer pong tables to get all of our equipment on.

Jason

Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of upgrades that need to happen. Yeah, and thank you guys so much for thinking of us giving us some support every fucking month. We love you. We love you. We quite

Mike

literally wouldn't be in this situation without you guys. So this is all thanks to you. Yeah. And you know what? 10,000 downloads? Yeah, 10,000 downloads. That's awesome. And in less than a year, we have been doing this for I think, I don't know, eight, nine months. I think it's February,

Jason

February 14 or 15th. Right? Because the 14th was only recorded. Yeah, it was valid.

Mike

Yeah, forgot about Yeah. My wife was not happy at all.

Jason

Nobody was happy.

Mike

But yeah, February 15 was the first time this came out. And here we are. 10,000 over 10,000 downloads now later.

Jason

Oh, yeah. Um,

Mike

thank you guys so much. Thank you and keep doing what you're doing big dick swinging big dick swinging. And I want all of our listeners do one thing for me. If you go out to a public space, and you see like a marker board or chalkboard or something, tag it with our fuckin duty pod. Yeah, we've gotten a couple of picks take a picture of it. We will put it on our socials to burn a house down burn a house down and claim in the Orthon made you

Jason

just make sure it burns down in the words deluded pod

Mike

Orthon People understand why exactly why were we talking about Disney before?

Jason

Hmm,

Mike

I don't remember anymore. Is it because

Jason

I'm dumb? I mean, that could very well be the reason.

Mike

What's your favorite Disney movie minds? Hercules? And I'll tell you why. He is so hot.

Doug

Will you tell us why he's so hot?

Mike

I'm talking about uh, I feel like me spill was Yeah. Hot. Not

Jason

goat impersonation. Yes. Sexy. Roll number 90.

Doug

Yeah. And I'm like, Oh, God,

Mike

just fuckin I'm so hard. Yeah. But what is yours? Jason?

Jason

My favorite Disney movie probably has to be. Damn. Yeah, it's a newer one. Inside Out.

Mike

That's sad. Yeah. Also, I think that's Pixar. Isn't that which I guess is Disney technically correct.

Doug

It's Disney.

Jason

It's all Disney. Man. I have a picture of joy. That

Mike

is a good one though.

Jason

Disney. Yeah, no, I love that movie. It's the just watching. Big ball sadness. Sadness getting dragged around. Like it's just it's funny. It's a good fucking movie.

Mike

What about Douglas?

Doug

I have I'm torn between two. Okay, because they're both just equally amazing. But you will see Coco No. I mean, I do like Coco a lot. Doesn't get me as much as other people, I think but uh, either way. My favorite one is a Latin like that one. I know. Just like I like I grew up on a ladder and I could watch you know, Ron Williams be the genie all day every day. Yeah, but I also really like Big Hero Six. Is a good fucking good one. That is yeah, that was just fucking solid all the way

around. If you don't like Baymax You're a fucking trash.

Jason

Idiot. Doesn't like that balloon, motherfucker.

Mike

Now, Disney has made quite a bunch of good things, and also quite a lot of bad things. We're going to get into the bad things here. Or, specifically one bad thing that was abandoned by Disney. It was abandoned, abandoned by Disney

Jason

has to do with the title of maybe something we're about to talk about.

Mike

It's exactly that no good. It is the title of what we're talking about.

Jason

So Doug yes this is your well yeah

Mike

this is our third iteration of PT pastas on annulling the fourth episode listener episode I will not be here for sadly I'm gonna be on my honeymoon but the listeners will so still calling everybody I will be there in spirits but you can also say have fun at your honeymoon if you want to say that on here that'd be That'd make me feel special tone

Doug

to it. It's true

Jason

but I just want to feel good

Doug

but no yeah yeah, we'll be your tour guides for the next episode. So

Jason

call this the next one is all about you guys but today is all about dog geeky past favorite PB pasta.

Doug

Yes, this PP pastor is a spoopy one and if you hadn't noticed we've been talking about Disney the whole fucking tarp. But yeah, it's called abandoned by Disney. And it's gonna take you on a ride of mega corporations shitty after birth of God. Whatever this is so

Mike

remember filled the future. Oh my god, do you think he came from a future where all disease or abandon probs?

Doug

I didn't ever watch that show? I'm like, Oh,

Mike

I loved it. They had a caveman that it came in which I think was the Dean from community wasn't really

Jason

I think so. I think so. That's one and he's just somebody fact checkers in that we were probably

Mike

someone like low grade popular earlier. But yeah. Should we get into fuckin the wonder that is do you dump into it? I wish we could argue like the Disney like this the the track from like the car

Jason

did the rest. Disney Don't kill me? Please don't kill me.

Mike

That's it. Mickey is on his way to the the house here with a cease and desist. I can kill you. Yeah, no one fucks with the mouse

Jason

shift. Well, if you guys are

Mike

ready. Yes, I was born ready.

Jason

Let's dump

Mike

some of you may have heard that the Disney Corporation is responsible for at least one real live ghost town. Disney built the Treasure Island Resort Baker's bay in the Bahamas. It didn't start as a ghost town. But disease cruise ships would actually stop at the resort and leave tourists there to relax and luxury. This is a fact. You can look this up. Disney blew through $30 million on the place. Yeah, you heard it $30 million. Then they abandon it.

Disney blamed the shallow waters which were too shallow for their ships to safely operate. And there is even blame cast on the workers saying that since they were from the Bahamas, they're too lazy to work at a regular schedule. That's where the factual nature of their story ends. It wasn't because of sand. And obviously it wasn't because foreigners are lazy. Both are convenient excuses. Now. I sincerely doubt those reasons were legitimate. Why don't I buy the official story? Because of

Mowgli's palace. near the beach side city of the Emerald Island, North Carolina. Disney began construction of Mowgli's palace in the late 1990s. The concept was a jungle themed resort with a large you guessed it, Palace, right in the center of the whole damn thing. If you're unfamiliar with the character of Mobley then you might better remember the story, The Jungle Book. If you haven't seen it anywhere else, you know it is a Disney cartoon from decades past.

Mowgli is an abandoned child in the jungle, essentially raised by animals and simultaneously threatened and pursued by other animals. Mowgli's Palace was a controversial undertaking from the start. Disney bought up a ton of high price land for the project. And there is actually a scandal surrounding some of the purchases. The local government claimed eminent domain on people's homes, then turned around and sold that property

busy. At one point, a home that just been constructed was immediately condemned with little to no explanation. The land grabbed by the government was supposedly for some fictional highway project, knowing full well what was going on. People started calling it Mickey Mouse highway. quite fitting if he asked me. Then there was the concept art. A group of stuffed shirts from Disney co actually held a city meeting. They intended to sell everyone on how lucrative his project was going to be for

everybody. When they show the concept art, this gigantic Indian Palace surrounded By jungle, they were staffed with men and women in loincloth and tribal gear. But safe to say that everyone flipped their shit. We're talking about a large Indian Palace, jungle and loincloth not only in the center of a relatively wealthy area, but also a somewhat xenophobic area of the southern USA. It was a questionable mix at that point

in history. One member of the crowd tried to storm the stage, but he was quickly subdued by security after he managed to break one of the presentation boards over his knee. Disney took that community and essentially broke it over its knee as well. The houses were raised, the land was cleared, and there wasn't a damn thing anyone could do or say about local TV and newspapers were a guest resort from the very

beginning. But some insane connection between Disney's media holdings, and the local venues came right into play and their opinions turned on a dime. So anyway, Treasure Island, the Bahamas, Disney some those millions in and then split. The same thing happen with Mowgli's palace. Construction was complete, visitors actually stayed at the resort. The surrounding communities were flooded with traffic and the usual annoyances associated with an influx of lost and irate tourists. And it all just

stopped. Disney shut it down and nobody knew what the hell to think. But they were pretty happy about it. Disney's loss was pretty hilarious and wonderful to a larger group of folks who didn't want this place in the first place. I honestly didn't give the place another thought since hearing it closed over a decade ago. I live maybe four hours from Emerald island. So really I only heard the rumblings and didn't experience

any of the firsthand. Then I read this article from someone who had explored the Treasure Island Resort and posted a whole blog about all the crazy shit he found their stuff just left behind. Things smashed, defaced, probably ruined by the disgruntled former employees who had just lost their jobs. Hell, the locals from all around probably had a hand in wrecking that place. People there felt just as angry about Treasure Island as folks here did about Mowgli's palace.

Plus, there were rumors that Disney had released their aquarium stock into the local waters when they closed, including sharks. Who wouldn't want to take a few swings at some merchandise after that? Well, what I'm getting at is that this post about Treasure Island got me thinking. Even though many years had passed since its closing, I figured it might be cool to do some urban exploration and Mowgli's Palace, takes photos read about my experience and probably see if there is anything I could take

home as a momento. I'm not going to say I wasted no time in getting there because honestly, it took me another year after I first found that Treasure Island article to get around to even going up to the Emerald Isle. Over the course of that year, I did a lot of research on the palace resort. Or rather, I tried to naturally no official Disney site or resource made any mention of the place that had

been scrubbed clean. Even after, however, was a nobody before myself had apparently thought to blog about the place or even post a photo. None of the local TV or newspaper sites had one word about the place, though that was to be expected since they had all swung disease way. They wouldn't be out there lauding their embarrassment. Recently, I learned that corporations can actually ask Google, for example, to remove links from search results, basically for no good reason.

Looking back, it's probably not that nobody spoke of the resort, but rather their words were made inaccessible. So in the end, I could barely find the place. All I had to go on was an old as hell map I've received in the mail back in the 90s. There was some promotional items sent out to the people who had recently been to Disney World. And I guess since I had been there in the late 80s. That was recent

enough. I didn't really intend to hang on to it just got shoved in with my books and comics from my childhood. I only remembered it months into my research. Even then it took me another few weeks to locate the storage and then my parents had shoved it all into but I did it. Locals were no help as most were transplants. We had moved to the beach in recent years, or older residents who just sneered at me and made rude gestures a second I managed to say where would I

find Mowgli's? The drive took me through an inordinately long corridor of overgrowth, tropical plants that are run rampant and overpopulated the area mixed with a native species of flora that actually belonged there and had tried to reclaim that land. I was in awe when I reached the front gates of the resort.

Tremendous monolithic wooden Gates, who supports the other side looked like they must be To cut out of Giant Sequoias the gate itself had been gouged in several places by woodpeckers, and eaten away at the basement burrowing insects. Hanging on the gate was a sheet of metal, some random scrap with hand painted letters scrawled in black. Abandoned by Disney, clearly the handiwork of some past local or an employee who wanted to make some small

protest. The gates were open enough to walk through, but not drive. So grabbed my digital camera and the map whose flip side showed a layout of the resort. I set off on foot. The inner grounds the place were just as overgrown as the entryway on tree stood unattended and ragged among piles of their own coconuts. banana plants similarly stood in their own stinking, bog riddled

refuse. There is a sort of clash between order and chaos is carefully planted rolls of perennial flowers mixed with obnoxious tall weeds and stinking blackened mushrooms. All that remained of any outdoor structures, broken, rotting wood and various charred bits of unidentifiable material. What was most likely an information booth or an outdoor bar was now simply a pile of a sort of debris chopped up by past vandalism and ravaged by

weather. The most interesting thing on the grounds was a statue of blue, the friendly bear from The Jungle Book, which stood in a sort of courtyard in front of the main building. He was frozen in a jovial wave toward no one staring into empty space with a silly toothy grin as Burchett covered whole swaths of his fur, and vines and snared his platform. I approached the main building of the palace only found the outside of the building covered in graffiti, where the original paint hadn't

peeled and chipped away yet. The front doors weren't just open. They've been taken off their hinges and were stolen. Above the front doors, or the gaping mall where they had been, someone had once again painted, abandoned by Disney. I wish I could tell you about all the awesome stuff I'd saw inside the palace. Forgotten statues, abandoned cash registers, a full fledged secret

society of homeless palms. But no. The inside of the building was so stark, so bear that I actually think people had stolen the molding off the walls. Anything that was too big steel counters, desks, giant fake trees. They're all resting amid this empty echo chamber that amplified every step like a slow rat tat tat of a machine gun. I check the floor plan and headed to all the locations that might seem in any way interesting. The kitchen was as you'd imagine, an industrial food prep area with

all the appliances in space. No expenses spared every glass surfaces broken. Every door knocked off its hinges. Every metal surface kicked and dented. The entire place smelled like variable piss. The huge freezer not even remotely cool now had row upon row of empty shell space. Hooks hung from the ceiling, probably for hanging cuts of meat. And as I stood inside for a moment, I noticed they were swinging. Each hook

swung in a random direction. But their movements were so slow and small that it was almost impossible to see. I figured it'd been caused by my footsteps. So I stopped one from swinging by clutching with my fist and carefully letting go. But within seconds, start swinging once more. The bathrooms are in much the same state as the rest of the place. Just like the Treasure Island Resort. Someone had methodically smashed each porcelain commode with coconuts and other

implements. There's about a half inch of rancid, stinking stagnant water on the floor. So I didn't stay there long. What's odd is that the toilets and the sinks and the birthdays and ladies room? Yeah, I went in there. All dripped leaked, or just ran free. It seemed to me that they should have shut the water off long ago. Long ago. There were plenty of rooms in the resort, but naturally I didn't have time to look through them all. The few I did peer

into were similarly wrecked. And I didn't expect to find anything there. I thought there was actually a television or radio in one room. As I really think I heard a quiet conversation coming out. Those like a whisper. Probably my own breath echoing in the silence. Or just another case of the sound of falling water playing tricks in the mind. This is what it sounded like to me. I didn't know Your father now I know I know. That sounds ridiculous. I'm just telling you

what I experienced. Why I thought there might have been something running around in that room, or worse, some vagrants would hold up in there and probably wouldn't knife me. At the front doors of the palace again, I figured I hadn't found anything of note and I'd wasted the trip up. As I looked out the door, I noticed something interesting in the courtyard that I had apparently missed. Something that would give me at least one thing to show off for my trouble. Even if it was just

one photograph. There is a lifelike statue of a Python, maybe 80 feet long, coiled up and sunning itself on a pedestal right in the center of the area. It was almost time for the sun to start setting so the light fell onto the object in the perfect way for the photograph. I approached the Python and snapped a photo. Then I stood on my toes and snapped another. I moved closer again, to get the

detail of its face. Slowly, casually, the Python lifted its head looked directly into my eyes, turned slithered off the pedestal across the grass into the trees. All 80 feet of it. Its head long disappeared into the woods before its tail even left the sunning spot. Disney had released their exotic animals into the ground. Right there on my floor plan map was the reptile house. I should have known. I'd read about the sharks that treasure Isle, and I should

have known they done this. I was dumbfounded, just utterly stupefied. My mouth must been hanging open for the longest time before I came back down to earth and snap it shut. I blinked a few times and backed away from where the snake had bent back toward the palace. Even though it was totally gone, I still wasn't taking any chances and backed my way into the building. It took a few deep breaths and slaps my own face to get myself right in the head

again after that. I looked for a place to sit down as my legs were feeling a bit like jelly at this point. Of course, there was no place to sit down unless I want to recline in the broken glass and deadlift carpet or haul myself up onto a desk of questionably reliability. I had seen some stairs near the palaces lobby and decided to go have a seat there until I felt better. The staircase is far enough away from the front of the building to be relatively clean. Say for a startling

accumulation of dust. I pulled a wedge of metal off the wall once again painted with the abandoned by Disney motto I'd become so accustomed to the place the wedge on the stairs and sat on it to keep at least someone. The stairway led downward below ground level. Using my camera flash as a sort of improvised flashlight. I could see that the staircase ended in a metal mesh door with a padlock. A sign on the door. Real sign red mascots only thank you this perked up my spirits a little bit for two

reasons. One, a mascots only area I would have definitely had some interesting stuff back in the day to the padlock was still in place. Nobody had gone down there. Not the vandals, not the looters. Nobody. This was the one place I could actually explore and perhaps find something interesting to photograph or wantonly steal. I'd come to the palace essentially agreeing with myself that it was okay to take anything I wanted because, hey, abandoned. It didn't take much the bus a lot. Well, actually,

that's wrong. It didn't take much to bust the metal plate on the wall that the padlock was hooked to time and decay had done most of the work for me. And that was able to bend the metal plate enough to pull the screws out of the wall. Something nobody else had apparently thought of, or hadn't been able to do for that time. The mascots only area was a startling and very welcomed change from the rest of the

building I've seen. For one, every second or third fluorescent light overhead was illuminated, even though they flickered and faded randomly. Also, nothing had been stolen or broken. Even if age and exposure were definitely taking their toll. Tables had notepads and pens, there were clocks. Even a punch and clock on the wall completed with filled out time

cards. chairs were scattered all around and there was even a small break room with an old static filled television and long rotted out food and drink on the counters. It was like one of those post apocalyptic movies where everything is left in a state of evacuation. As I walked the maze like sub basement hallways of the mascots only area, the size just became more and more interesting. As I went further desks and tables were knocked

over. Papers scattered and almost melded with the damp floor, and a large carpet of mold was slowly overtaking the real rotting crimson floor covering. Everything was just

sort of squishy. Anything would disintegrated into mush when I applied even the least amount of force, and clothing items hanging on hooks in one of the rooms simply fell to the moist threads if I tried to hook them one thing that annoyed me was that the light was becoming more sparse and unreliable as I went further into the dank, suffocating depths of this place. Eventually, I reached a black and yellow strength of door with the words character prep one stencil by the door

wouldn't open it first. I figured this is probably where the castings were kept. And I definitely wanted a photograph of that twist. It's sticking this tries I might, whatever angle or trick I tried, the door wouldn't budge. That is, too I gave up and started to walk away. That was when there's this slight popping sound. The door creaked open slowly. Inside the room was completely dark. Pitch Black. I use the camera flash to look for a light switch in the wall by the door. But there's

nothing. As I made my search, I was jarred out of my sense of excitement by loud electrical buzz. rows of lights overhead suddenly flashed to life flickering and fading in and out like the rest I test. It took a second for my eyes to adjust and it seemed like the light was going to just keep getting brighter and brighter until all the bulbs exploded. But just when I thought it had reached that critical stage, the lights dimmed a bit instead. The room was exactly as I pictured it.

Various Disney costumes on the walls fully put together like strange cartoon cadavers hung from invisible nooses. There's an entire rack of loincloth and native clothes on hangers towards the back. What I found out, and what I wanted to photograph right away, was a Mickey Mouse costume at the center of the room. Unlike the other costumes it was lying on its back in the center of the floor like a murder victim. The fur on the costume was rotten and shedding creating bare

patches. What was even hotter however, was the coloring of the costume. It was like a photo negative of the actual Mickey Mouse. Black gray should have been white and white worship and black is normal red overalls were like blue. The light was off putting enough that I actually put off photographing the thing to last. I took a picture of the costumes hanging on the walls, upward angles, downward angles, side shots to show an entire row of frozen putrid cartoon faces, some of

the plastic guys missing. Then I decided to stage a shot. Just one of the bed wrangled character heads on this slick granny floor. I reached for the head piece of a Donald Duck costume and carefully removed it so the thing wouldn't fall apart in my hands. As I looked into the face of the wide eyed moldering head, allowed clattering so maybe jump a

fright. I went down to my feet and there between my shoes was a human skull had fallen out of the mascots head and shattered into pieces that my feet won't get the empty face and lower jaw remained staring up at me. I dropped the duck head immediately and as you'd expect and moved for the door. As I stood in the doorway I look back to the school on the floor. I had to take a picture of it you know I had to for any number of reasons that may seem silly but only if you don't think it

through. I'd be proof of what happened especially if Disney was going to somehow make this go away. I had no doubt in my mind right from the start that even if it was just gross negligence, Disney was responsible for this. That's when Mickey the photo negative opposite Mickey in the middle of a room. Start to get up first sitting up climbing through its feet the Mickey Mouse costume or whoever was inside of it stood there in the

center of the room. It's fake face staring directly at me as I mumbled I'm no no no, no, no no no no. was shaking hands and finally thrashing heart and legs that once again it turned to jelly. Oh, I managed to lift the camera aimed at the opposite creature. Now, quietly sizing me up. The digital cameras string display it only dead pixels in the shape of the thing. It was a perfect silhouette of the Mickey

costume. As the camera moved in my unsteady hands, the dead pixels spread marring the screen wherever Mickey's outline moved to the camera died went blank and quiet and broken. I raised my eyes once again to the Mickey Mouse cast you want to see my started pull in its own head. Working it's clumsy glove clad fingers around its neck with clawing in patient movements similar to a wounded man trying to pull himself free of a predators job as it worked his

digits into its neck. So much blood so much thick, chunky yellow blood. I turned away as I heard a sickening tearing of cloth and flesh only cared about getting away. above the doorway out of this room I saw the final message clawed in the metal with Boehner fingernails and never got the pictures out of the camera and never wrote the blog entry about it. After I ran from that place fled for my sanity if not my very life. I knew by Disney didn't want anyone to

know about this place. They didn't want anyone like me getting in and they certainly didn't want anything like that getting out

Jason

exactly only hear

Mike

me home your your pals. for copyright reasons. I'm Monkey.

Jason

Monkey.

Doug

No chemos monkey row. Monkey Ross monkey rat

Mike

bits getting old. It's the Yeah, so that was abandoned by Disney. Ooh. So Doug, why do you like that one so much other than your fetish for a mouse?

Doug

Well, other than the fetish for mice. I just really liked Disney and I think it's really nice that you know, we get to have our Disney movies and our Disney creepypastas is true. You get up a little bit of everything. World

Jason

I wish Disney would open up like a horror franchise.

Doug

Five seater Muppets haunted mansion just came out from what 47 minutes and it's quite alright.

Mike

The rumor is that Disney is gonna have its own separate it's called like Disney star or something like that. I don't know if that's like what it's actually called. Whoa, I don't I don't know if that's what it's actually called. But Disney plus and everything where they're going to put all their like, R rated stuff. Oh, really? Yeah, like aliens and all them because they just acquired Fox. Okay, so that's, I'm interested in that. See

Jason

what No, yeah, so

Mike

now alien queen is a Disney princess. You know? What? He just kick you I have no idea what that said.

Jason

I should not have given Doug this power.

Doug

I should that was apparently Sonic the Hedgehog. Ogilvy. Okay.

Jason

The spiky blue part that was not Sonic the Hedgehog

Doug

played again. The Ben Schwartz version played again. Eat this chick.

Mike

Eat this one

Doug

date. Eat this MC and Dick. Because that was originally

Mike

on their menu. But to get there before 10am

Doug

Ronald's new bus. Oh,

Mike

you know what? I haven't done. My segment.

Unknown

Oh, what are we drinking? What are we thinking? There's

Mike

a bottle here and it's almost Yeah.

Jason

What would I need to make that jingle Don't I know I like this. Well, no, I know. But I need to, like, take that segment of you saying that. Put music to it. And then give you I like visual segment. I

Mike

like the basic just clapping. Okay, well, that's some Hey,

Jason

if you're telling me not to do extra work. I'm I'm I'm here for that. Yeah, just

Mike

certain Jessica do it then I just don't know. Anyway, that bond was now officially empty. But what was it? Oh, Doug. It was Jameson.

Doug

Can you read the old model? No, he owes me a shot. Oh, are

Mike

you going to take the last bit of mine? Yes,

Jason

sir. Pressure three beers.

Doug

Shut up. I'm drinking maybe a shot and a half the whole entire time I'm

Mike

drinking a Bud Light they're drinking Jameson says no one said anything.

Jason

Hey, yeah, we are

Doug

we the Irish of the whisk,

Jason

the bottle is empty. And there's another bottle to go through. And that's Glen love it and we have two more episodes to record tonight right? It's great. So good guys

Mike

Boys good when you hear the clink drink everybody got 321 Yeah, suck that down. Suck that down.

Jason

That's so much better. That's so much better Canadian Club

Mike

well Canadian Club is poop I hope I hope you all liked your our three top creepypasta picks same sorry TV passes. Thank you silliness I really enjoyed this was a good time boys. He really I hope you people listening at home or in your car or when you're mugging an old lady in the alleyway enjoying this lunch What do you I hope that makes

Jason

audio

Doug

Jesus Christ I do want to give

Mike

another little shout out obviously to all of our stuff or all of

Jason

our stuff you know my shoot I just give a shout out for being beat

Doug

my shoot me in the mind. But I purchased love love you

Mike

love you. I want to shout out to all of our listeners on a shout out to our new three patrons again once again you guys are awesome so fucking cool. Rebecca Sam and mega weapon. So thank you all again very much boys. Are we wrapping it up here?

Jason

Yeah, I mean, I always wrap it up. I don't really know what else to say. I mean, Mickey way yellow blood is going yeah,

Mike

that was a bit blood was yellow.

Jason

MC those cheese my mind.

Mike

Oh, okay, that actually that's a little bit I didn't put two and two like that together but that actually doesn't sound my cheat but what is cheese?

Doug

Oh, my blood is cheese you know sometimes they eat so much cheese that your blood I get it I do eat yeah I do

Mike

eat a lot of that cheese was the oh no I bite so it's very good and very bad for you I

Jason

buy bags of that shredded like cheddar cheese for in case it is and the like

Mike

the nachos that you want to make and then you the microwave and then that you eat while shitting but

Doug

I ended up under the bed.

Jason

I wish I got that far. Oh yeah, that was a point in my life. Right leave plates of nachos under the bed. It was last week. I don't get that far anymore. Now I look at them. I look the chips and like, I could mix these together and heat them or I could just take handfuls of shredded cheese and shovel it the fuck into my mouth. And that's kind of how I get my

Mike

nutrition or you could take pounds of butter, put it on a pan.

Jason

And then he did the kitchen. I could also do that. Which happened this weekend.

Doug

Just so lame duck. We blame Doug we had a semi birthday. Jason's Birthday. Happy Birthday Jason

Mike

we celebrate to you. And if you want another one you'll fuck around next year.

Jason

Thank you so much.

Doug

Yeah, so long story short. Jason's birthday murder mystery party. Lots of alcohol. Two bottles of Maker's Mark Maker's Mark and half a bottle plus a bunch of other shit.

Jason

Why for reference for the night?

Doug

Yeah 100% Both of us blacked out for sure.

Mike

If you're listening to this episode when it comes out I know it's gonna be a week after but can you send a video to our Twitter you know, add us or whatever it's called. At deluded pod of you taking a shot saying happy birthday Jason and

Jason

I would love that I will. I will join you.

Mike

Sweet so for every for each one given

Jason

I will take one. The Lord giveth the Lord

Doug

can we get our 30 More x hole for Jason

Jason

Yeah also we need facts holes show with your booty hole my facts hole is empty I needed to be full Oh.

Doug

Running low on the facts holes.

Mike

Do you guys have anything you want to say to the people beautiful people aside from Give

Jason

me your facts hold yes sizing that.

Mike

Also, whoever sent us a picture of a Gargamel

Jason

preach? Yeah, seriously. You know so Gargamel

Doug

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're so close to the end of this episode. Nope. No, he's got this No, no, no, no, no your soul patch.

Jason

Like what? Okay, so if you want to reach the public Yeah, you keep going, Mike, I want to reach

Mike

the broadcast. Your best way to go about it is our Google phone number, which is 630-909-9366. Once again, 630-909-9366 yet one more time 69936. We are doing our listener episode next week. Yes. And there's still time, there's still time when this comes out, you still have a you have a two day window to give a shit when this comes out. So send us a text to that phone number or call that phone number and leave a voicemail we will play that voicemail on air of your scary

story. We will read your text on the scary story. Or if you want to call in message us and be like hey, can I call until the story will say fuck yeah, go ahead and

Jason

do it. This might be a three hour episode we don't know.

Doug

Yeah, if you want to be on the episode, like where you call in we're gonna have to get with you soon.

Jason

And so at the time you hear this you're gonna

Mike

have like two days. Yeah. Not long if we haven't

Doug

contacted you prior your Should I look and also the

Jason

people who have been contacted fucking just hold on a second Haitian

Mike

Tiago, we're

Jason

still figuring this out.

Mike

That's the best way to reach us. You can go to our link tree at linkedin.com/deluded pod that has all the links to all of our socials where we are either dont look under the internet or deluded pod on all social medias. If you just Google either deluded Potter dont look under the internet, you'll also find them but the link tree is the easiest way. You can also go to buy me a coffee, which let's

be real. We're going to buy alcohol with that, but it's IBM coffee.com/the ludie pod or on the app it's just deluded pod.

Unknown

Okay, we're everywhere youtube.com

Mike

We're YouTube we're dont look under the internet YouTube buck

Jason

is blown up right now. Awesome. Thank you guys for watching us on YouTube.

Mike

You can find our merch if you go to the link tree or in the description of all the episodes or the descriptions of all of our socials, you will find the link for our merch at Teespring it's not exactly like we got teespring.com/deluded pod. I don't think that's a thing but try Googling and see what happens anyway.

Doug

might show up? Who knows.

Jason

I haven't tried so

Mike

I'm Doug Doug. Doug doe. Hey, since I forgot you're supposed to do all this because it's your episode. Oh yeah. Right. Well go ahead and continue. Take it from here. I'll start over. Oh, damn, Jason, delete everything. scrap the whole show. Alright, finish yourself.

Doug

You can find us at only fans.com/deluded pod pornhub.com/deluded pod. Also, at ex hamster calm slash deleting pod ex hamsters that we got there. So if you want to see one of our nuts acts I can't remember who's there so yeah, his I have his tits like saved up a couple times on my phone. So if you want to see those hit me up.

Jason

If you want to start a porn site called Jason's tickets.com very heavy, it's available.

Doug

I have the URL ready to go. DNS provided good to go. Yeah, I think Mike hit everything. So now I'm just making sure I'm sorry. I took that spotlight for No, it's

Mike

probably better mentioned something about teeth do it.

Doug

Oh, um, if you if you file your teeth. That's wrong. Don't don't that's the wrong way to do that.

Jason

I do. But that's if you need though. It files your teeth.

Doug

Oh, don't Oh, boy. If you take a video of you clipping your teeth, like your toenails, send it to Mike, not us. We don't we don't want that shit. We'll just set a hole. I know that that's what made me think about it. And honestly, I haven't been able to get that out of my head. And that's our own fault. So he did this to us. We learned these things as we go

here. But yeah, no, slap your peens and your beans and your assholes and your slap holes and your facts, holes and any orifice on your body just slapped against it.

Mike

Do Jason's thing. sign us off with Jason's thing.

Jason

He's paranoid. You pitches Ooh, I like that better. Can he just do that? No. No, Mike's holding me

Doug

or I could do state stay paranoid. Because today's letter is B,

Mike

her paranoid. Your wife miss.

Jason

You sound like Frank from Hellraiser. So

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