DLUTI 030 - Gemini Home Entertainment

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I'm a genius. Over TV Stan. Yeah, not going to use that well shit how All right. Well, you know what? This is? What? What a better time to say hello to the people.

They have no idea what's going on. So Hello, everybody. Oh, okay.

Doug go or go with Jason.

No, Mike, I think you should take it because Wow, you are on a delay.

I will say Hello everybody and welcome to Dont Look Under The Internet. A show that I'm totally in the same room as the other two guys.

Yeah. I see you just did a really bad job. I'm you know, engineering his vocals. So don't worry about that.

Yeah. I I am feeling a bit ill today. So I'm not in the same room as the boys especially because Doug's going to login. What was

it pop up about Gen Con on

milk and milk. Konya, milk and 2017. Yeah, I

knew it. Tony Kahn.

No, I don't think that's good. Well, Mike, what? Oh, you still say

Wait, I Oh, well, I have to do the thing. That's Jason. Hi,

I'm Jason.

That's Doug Manu. I'm running a wider my this is my Beetlejuice wife, Laurie she came in said hi.

Hi. Hi, Laurie. Hello, guys. We are fantastic.

Nori. This is your introduction to the world of radio slash. Whatever. We This

is a podcast. I am pretty sure right. We're broadcasting I know.

We are we I just zoned out.

Yeah, totally. Did I look over Doug's just staring into his pop filter just. Nope. This is my life now.

Well, this is so solid.

He mentioned Gen Con. I was just like, board games. I'm not here right now. I've been checked out for a whole week.

Tell. Doug Shut up. I'm introducing my wife still. Laurie, tell the people.

I'm Laurie. I'm Mrs. Michael Allen. And I'm a nurse and somehow got corralled into this intro for tonight. So here we

are. That's fine. Well, welcome. And thank you for joining us.

He helped me make iq 5000 moves. Today at the end of our thing. I'll explain it at the end of the thing.

Oh, okay. I love these setups that just keep people on edge. I guess. You know, if I heard that. I'd be like, I need to listen at the end of this podcast. Yeah, we

got to hear Mike Griffin.

I'm keeping the mystique alive. Like

got to get those big brain moves. Episode.

So the mystery. So

Laurie? Yeah. Are you joining us for the duration of the episode? Are you just kind of here to say hi to the people see what's up. Say hi to you know the people and you know, I'm an old married lady now. Well, that's perfect. Because you get to basically come in and say hello, impart whatever wisdom you see fit, and then kind of duck out with no actual consequence.

I also well, not To say no consequences, I forced her to open a truly so she at least has to join us.

Oh yeah, so fuck it.

Let's yes to join us in the clinking drink.

Well, this is perfect time because I have a toast. So today I got a promotion at work. So we're going to toast to

that. Is that the toast? Oh,

one other thing as well. I don't want to overshadow you, Doug. But we have a new patron as well.

Oh, no, we

don't I have

her name again. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, you're giving us money. willy nilly is a patron now.

Yes.

Thanks for that sweet, sweet five book a rooskies.

The The funny thing is at the end of the last episode that we recorded Project serpo. We saw that, yeah, become a patron. We're like, Oh, fuck, we can totally miss that. So Emily, sorry for the delay. But thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for thinking that we deserve any kind of money for overdue.

Yes, absolutely. We appreciate you. Every one of you.

This podcast is made possible by listeners like you, Emily. And you're super cool. And I can already tell you're a swell person. And hopefully not a murder.

Yeah, I mean, if you are, tell us tell us all about it. We'll make an episode out of it. So either way murderer

or not bring the victim's teeth.

So that one common? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Yep.

More more predictable as we go.

Well, I just kinda want to know how is that calcium deficiency going? Actually. Now let's forget about that. I think don't get a toast to do before we kind of get started.

Right, right. Right, right. Yeah, so we're toasting to I guess new Patreon and my promotion but here's the glory. Here's to honor if you can't come in or come honor, clink motherfuckers for that baby, I kept I did the same thing earlier when I was telling I was like, You know what? I'm gonna say this toast and then I fucked it up and then y'all will hear it cuz he did really well to making it seem like I said it correct the first time but I didn't. Yeah.

Are we good? Oh, God, sorry, Mike. You're in delay.

I'll just say much like Jason said.

Laurie,

do you have any words of wisdom you want to pass to the people the beautiful people but do you do have any words of wisdom?

And it can't be let it be? No, don't let it be. No, you can't use Let it be that was done before. That's copyright infringement. Actually, I had now Oh, The Beatles like $300 probably Yeah, don't even say don't even think that right? Exactly. Yeah.

I'm gonna be like, eat grass, but in a good way.

So I here's the here's the baseline. Here's the standard for the advice we give our listeners suck on your dad's teeth things like you know don't put rusty spatulas in your butthole too often. So that too often not to I mean occasionally on but like the bar is very low. Everything's good moderation. Yeah, everything literally everything Ah,

it's hard coming up with it. Really is it really really is something for the medical side. Oh get your vaccine Yeah, I was gonna that was my first thought Don't be a fucking idiot get your shot get over it you're not a horse Do you have your cast ports Thank you our Kelly well then we get to the episode boys

but there's some fantastic advice from the lovely Mrs. Allen also everybody Micah I'm gonna need you to from afar corral this audience into compliance? Like let's give a giant round Yeah, the live studio audience we had to rearrange them so they're not all complete But

hang on you get a permit send my messenger vision to send the lead audience member

of note that says comply Okay, well

sorry, I had a cat problem

well either way let's let's get away Let's coerce this audience into giving your lovely new wife a giant round of applause.

carrier pigeon go okay. The audience members should be receiving it Samson What's that?

What

was Jesus How fast is your are your pigeons supersonic? There's a question and ever Yeah, I

was literally like, literally thinking that as you were speaking and I was like, yeah, that's a question I never thought I'd hear

how fast or super fast Alright, so like around they got the

message. They But we are not here to talk about fast pigeons. I mean, now we are but we didn't know we were coming here to talk about that what we're actually coming here to talk about is a little something called Gemini Home Entertainment wave.

But why was like why did I corral the audience? began to clap it, Laurie. Oh, audience clap it Laurie. Go Jason. Push

the button for why did you No, no, wait. roll it back. What did you send the pigeon for them?

to corral them into a group so they can be focused? They're already

corralled. They're just wait, chain them to wait for you to push the button. And waiting for the pigeon to push the button. Can you send it back?

pigeon? Jason go home. We'll do it.

Okay, there we go. Damn. That's a fast fucking pigeon here. That

audience is all for you, Lord. Alright, shut up. To keep them into place.

But anyway, we are. We are here tonight to talk to you about Gemini home entertainment. Now. Yes.

Doug, do you know what that is?

Um, this is a a brand of horror that we would like to bring to your minds. This is something that actually is not the first of its kind but is one of few of its kind which is kind of cool. When when you think about it, because it's a this brand of horror is called analog horror. And I love it. Yeah, it's so good. It's really fun.

This was probably my favorite episode that I've researched for so far. Oh, yeah. And and here's why two things. And since I'm talking I'm gonna bring up one other thing. So if you hear weird meowing audience that is my cat. He's an asshole. And he craves my attention constantly.

He's actually the old host that we used to have before Mike joined. Then we kind of had to take Mike on at that point.

Yes, I'm so sorry. If you hear him yelling a bunch, too. I love the analog board because it does everything that I love. I love subtlety, my horror, and I love like, creepy audio. And this is brings it all together. And it's just this has been my favorite one so far. Love it. Oh, yeah.

It's got real strong, like post content vibes. Yes, my

portion. Yeah. And I was actually gonna bring up this episode, you guys are probably going to want to watch in a similar fashion that we did post content and keplerian where maybe you watch the video, and then listen to us talk about it, however you want to do it. These, these descriptions are probably going to be a lot shorter than what we did for those other episodes. Because the videos themselves are very short. They're anywhere from four to eight minutes, I think

Yeah, I would say I would highly recommend all of our viewers do a watch this not not just because we're not going to go over every detail. But because it's so goddamn entertaining to watch. Oh, yeah. Like, it's very short. The whole thing's gonna take you an hour, maybe an hour and a half tops to get through everything. It's just so fucking fun.

Oh, yeah. And it's it, it's kind of out there. When you first start watching, you don't really get what you're watching, which, honestly, that's I love any kind of story that starts that way. Or you're just thrown into like a puddle of chaos. And you have to kind of figure it out. But as you kind of go forward, the pieces start to fall into place, you see some connections forming. And by the end of it, you've got a full blown mini horse series. So

which is still going on? Yes, not finished?

No, it is not. And so this is one of those, those topics that we're going to be covering that you know, you can still get in on this you can still join whoever's following it to try to figure out what what's going on what what it means. But a lot of the the tropes used in this are pretty cut and dry. Pretty straightforward.

Yeah. Like it's, it's very much it's not like an AR D we have to go find stuff. It's telling a story. And it's not like, linear, but it's also not too complicated to follow, right? Like, we're gonna go over each video as it's uploaded. Yeah. And and even by that standard, you're gonna be it'll follow along pretty easy. Pretty easy. Yeah.

And after we're all done, we're kind of going to jump into a few a few hot topics that come out of this series, we're going to kind of explain a little bit about them what they might mean. It's going to be a bunch of wild speculation and stupidity because we're not experts. We don't know what the fuck we're talking about. We're just Yeah, dude. Like,

you know, analog horror, apparently. Yeah. And then, with these videos, there's not a whole lot of like, I guess research or no digging you can do unto them. You kind of have to take each video for face value and put the pieces together. Gather as you will. There are a few fun things that I found out about this series that you can do on your own. That we'll go over in a little while. But other than that, yeah, everything. Take it for face value. Make the connections, they're pretty easy

it's a it's a wild ride. So shall we start off with a? Like, what is Gemini? Yeah, let's, let's dump into Gemini home entertainment.

I guess I can give like a weird, like, brief description of what Gemini home entertainment is.

Okay, since I'm here, you're not essentially

Well essentially have the Gemini home entertainment is a series of YouTube videos that show you a bunch of like, it's like 16, like, five to eight minute clips of what looks like old like, late 80s, early 90s How To videos. That's the best way to describe it. And they're just like, really cheesy looking like, infomercial. Great. It's I love it. Yeah, the first one that we find is about weird animals. And what's it called? My it's like, it's called weird animals. Off with like,

Is it the world's weirdest animals?

The world's weirdest animals. Thank you. Whatever I Doug's a completionist.

If we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it right.

But essentially, it's like, oh, here is like the prairie chicken. And it gives you some fun facts on like a prairie chicken. And then it gives you another animal. I forgot what the other animal was.

The burrowing owl.

There was the the burrowing owl.

Yeah, that was the burrowing Owl and it gives you some like fun facts on the burrowing owl. And then it just, it's like this fun, like elevator music in the background. So it's like doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. And then it just gets super dark. I guess the third animal quote unquote, is the wood Walker's

wood crawler like wood crawler, but yeah, wood

crawler. Yeah, wood crawler. And it's like, they would crawlers. They they're silent. And if you can hear them, that means they can hear you. And it's like, Oh, geez. Geez. And we're basically introduced to like, what seems like a Body Snatchers situation.

Yeah, no, that's very, very, very correct.

Yeah, cuz Yeah. It goes into being like, yeah, they prefer nesting inside of homes of large families. You will hear screaming.

Yeah, and it's all happy. Like we'll hear screaming and that's it. They say like, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo is the back room and you will hear screaming

Honestly, I think the creepiest part of that videos is just the fact that it goes like there's like, like a pause and then the words they stole their voices shows up. Yeah.

You kind of get like a little tease on like the creature I guess you'd call you see like yeah, legs come out. That so that guy cuts away that legit when I first saw that for like,

I freaked the fuck out because I was like, What the fuck is that? It is but it looks like little spider legs and I we all know how I

feel about spiders. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

this must have been a nightmare for you though. Yeah, that

part. Oh, my butthole puckered and I pissed myself what's got my butt did have to

spit. Oh no, but spits let's go worse. Yeah, great.

So the one of the cooler things that I noticed too is all these videos are made by Remy Adobe like all of the like, old like how to videos it says like world's weirdest animals, graded by Remy Adobe. And keep seeing that name constantly throughout this whole thing.

Oh, yeah. And if you were to take a gander at who might be the moderator for the subreddit of our slash GHG Gemini home entertainment. Who do you think that might be?

Probably our Remi Yeah, it's um, Ratatouille.

Rhea is Remy the rat. He quit his cooking job to oversee a fake informational.

Well, well fake. We don't know that for sure.

That's, you know, you're not you're not wrong there.

No, no, you're not wrong.

I am gonna break the meta a little bit and just say that Remy also has a Patreon page.

I actually I visited there. I was like, Okay, what are they doing that week? Do

which is pretty cool but so we get that one weird one and then we go into video two.

I do want to say before we start with video two, you're gonna eat like when you watch these videos you guys are gonna notice what I was basically told was called a three act like system that he's using in these videos. Yeah. Hey,

Doug, remember how I always go by the rules of three? fucking crazy right?

Great that's what you sound like. What a crazy coincidence. Mike's lagging IRL but that's fine but yes no rules of theory work off dial up he's got a

long way to get off the phone so yeah, render yet no, that's that's, I guess it's a good segue as ever to get into our our second video there.

Yeah, video two. We've got storm safety tips. So this one is weird. Yeah, this this one is. I mean, they're all weird. Yeah. And their own little way. But this one has some good tips on how to, you know, keep your family's fates safe from a storm. Keep.

Keep your family's face safe.

Keep your faces safe.

From the storms as the rest of the body doesn't matter. Now it is

important. Well, that's where the heart is. So

yes, you're the doctor. Yeah, no.

You have to fucking listen to my medical advice.

That's fair. That's true. You've heard it here first

even calling himself that dog becomes sentience.

Dr. 15? No. Okay, so you get into the storm safety tips. It's gonna start off kind of similar to the last video where things are like, okay, yeah, of course, like, these are things I do. So you got got step one. reinforce your home. Yeah, nuts. Make sense? Right, right. Step two, install an early warning system. Yeah, yeah, for the time. I mean, especially if you're living in like Tornado Alley or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Step three, create a

In which case, go to your neighbor's door and say this is my basement now and you believe

Get out of my basement. Please get out of my face.

I'm gonna go tell the 96 year old lady that lives with her daughter downstairs that has a living nurse be like, I'm sorry. I don't make the rules. You guys have to go. This is my basement according to the landlord like you're in my property and I need I need a storm shelter. I need to be safe for the storm.

Whenever they are, you'll be fine. They're going to the lake there's a beaver he'll protect you. Yeah,

there is a beaver

muskrat Willie the Beaver.

Nothing like being really drunk seeing a beaver and just thinking it's the most majestic shit in the world. We were so fucking

monster.

Oh, yeah. Are you talking about when we took the dog out? Yeah. And I was like, Yeah, 200 feet ahead and I look back and you're both like, Whoa, what is that?

slapping the water? Yeah, obviously we don't get a lot of wildlife where we are apparently so you know, beavers are mystical unicorns does.

That's another reason why this series has been so fascinating to us. Because we're learning about the world. We're just animals. Alright, more and more about storms. Right? Oh, yeah. What do we what? What step Are we on?

So this is actually now how to properly secure your family when the storm is happening. Okay, so we got step one, take the family to the bunker. Now keep in mind and step three, it actually gave you all the dimensions of the bunker and by eight Yeah. 10 by 888 inches of cement. You also need a beat or dome inside of your basement to near radio. Yep, radio needs to be outside but not inside of the domes. But it has to be near it or someplace just you know five feet near it.

And that what?

Yeah, no, that home isn't I just don't is that you telling me it doesn't belong? No, that stuff for your home is no longer belongs to you.

You hear that Mike? Damn it. So

now I'm like the old lady. I just shoved out of Jason's basement. Yes, yes.

So step two is now you got to turn on that radio but ignore all the voices on the radio. But their auditory hallucinations? Yes Don't Don't listen to those voices. They're not real but turn the radio off. Okay, make sure the radio howard stern just Dominus. Make sure you don't listen to it. Correct. But it has is a Joe turn it on. Don't do it. It's

Joe Rogan can it be on but

you also do listen Until I don't I'm confused.

That's fine the next step we'll, we'll make it and make make it make sense. Okay, so now we have now remain calm your tears are

filled with salt seating that why don't you lead with that?

I don't know. That makes more sense. Okay, good. So now once the storm passes, we have another set of steps. Okay. Okay, so leave the bunker if the storm passes. Make sense, right? Yeah. Check for movement inside the home. Yeah. Okay.

And from what?

I don't know maybe like,

just check for movement like what do you mean? Any kind of movement when the if the storm passed you won't you won't hear any movement and get

out your atmospheric pressure sensor and see if you can find anything through your

barometer busted our storm. just chillin in my kitchen.

Making bacon

just yeah, you have to you have to listen to make sure the storm has gone Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Now, the last step that you have to take is look to the field. Do you see lights returned to the bunker if you do. Listen under your feet, there's probably crawling through the floor.

Great. I'm I'm uncomfy

And now you guys know how to weather a storm in your own home.

See, I've been following a completely different set of rules and I think we're once we're done here we're gonna have to update Kelly on all of this. Yeah, she'll need to know Yeah, well I just taught her the other way to do it now I'm like fuck I'm wrong. Yeah,

that's right old lady out of downstairs. Yeah, and then survive. That's the old ways.

Yeah, sorry. I mean I don't make the rules I just follow Yeah, no,

I mean, these are the most up to date safety policies that I know of

you heard it here folks come to Dont Look Under The Internet to get all of your storm safety tips where we will be going over maybe tornadoes at a later date hurricanes but right now we're doing simple storms

Yeah, sure. You know call around under your feet and around people crawling

in the floors that reminds me of a fucking color out of space when What the fuck is his name? Tommy oh yeah is like is sitting on the floor with like the head for the microphone press to it and usually you can hear him crawling around

oh my god I forgot he was in that right yeah.

Oh yeah.

Well, shit you're there any more steps to weathering storms here is that kind of like no that's pretty much all you need to know once once you lose the house. That's pretty much when you're when you're good.

Yeah, okay. And then the rest is kind of just comes naturally. Just make sure you'll know. Oh, it's like instinct. Okay, got it. Oh shit that

yeah, this this whole thing screens like Lovecraft vibes. Oh for

years it Yes. Oh my dog and I will rubber boners together in front of the microphone later and you guys will hear all of that so yeah, well,

not to not to quit official cause a flame that's fine.

Anyways, so what's the next video?

The next video we're getting into is called the deep blue. Now I know Mike just the blue sea. No, just the deep blue the movie with the shark. That's a good movie. But it is but no, just the deep blue like the color not nothing about the ocean. Oh, yeah, no. So So this is all about the ocean. Basically, this video is kind of like about what is happening over there. Mike, are you okay? Yeah, what? I just heard we bought Yeah. Oh, hey, hey. Oh, no, no, that wasn't me. Huh?

I was trying to talk to us picking up some a VP sack bag and hit us up.

So the deep blue it's been it's about like a, you know, just some fish the ocean. You see. This is one of the shorter ones too, right. Pretty sure relatively short. There's not a lot to it, um, talks about some fish swimming some whales eating all the fish. And the real danger is that? Well, yes, but it's the habitat itself, which is everywhere around it. And then they start talking about the Marianas Trench. And they also see something called

Yeah, the Marianas Trench is just the the lowest point that we've been able to record, we know that there's a deeper part to it. That's that tunnel. Oh, really? We just don't have the technology to get down there because of the pressure,

huh? That's weird because no. I appreciate that. You did exactly what I wanted you to do, but I have to be honest with the people. The demissie a tunnel was not a thing. There might be something down there and they might call it the demissie a tunnel at some point in time but right now there's nothing there.

Well, that is the that's the plot to the mag. Oh, are they get into the Mariana Trench?

I forgot about the bag with Rainn Wilson. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

they find out that the floor is just like, lava. No. Yeah, it's just a lot the floor. The floor is like a thick, like cloud of like debris and everything. You can puncture through it. And then it just goes deeper and deeper.

Yeah, I like that a lot. But uh, but so it says this, this tunnel, so you get the bottom of the Marianas Trench and there's this tunnel that goes even deeper, which has an unknown depth. There's nothing that can live there. Obviously the pressure is way too great. And then all of a sudden you see a very creepy squid like one eyed creature at the bottom with the tech saying nothing who lives here? Yeah, with a thing living Yeah. So you

say squid I say spider. Everyone like a spider.

It could be either. I only say squid because I didn't count the legs. I wasn't sure if it had eight or more but it's it's at the bottom of the ocean has one giant eye in the middle of its fucking blob like head face. And it's got a bunch of tentacles reaching down to like kind of scattered along the ocean floor. As we are being told nothing lives down there.

And if we haven't tentacles at this anytime time anything weird is going on in the videos, which always tends to be like towards the end of the video. It gets really like grainy and shaky and like, glitchy. Yeah, and you kind of know like, oh, something's happening.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. You can kind of tell and if you haven't been able to tell yet, each one of these videos starts off incredibly normal. And ends up being not so much. So that's the honestly the entire Deep Blue. It's just the whales, the Marianas Trench. demissie a tunnel. And then the squid like thing, which we'll get more into later.

Yeah, we will. fuckers.

Doug's excited. Are you? Yes.

Better be bitch. So I

guess that moves us into video for it done, which is titled artificial computer learning ACL. You will see that pop up a bunch.

Didn't issue ACL surgery today.

Did you replace it with

another tendon somewhere else in the body?

Oh, I was gonna say silly string, but that's fine. We

we had to kind of make do

silly string atami.

Yes.

Can you remove that silly string from the body?

So we get video for next? Sorry, if I said this already. I did a dummy. But it again called artificial computer learning. Oh is um, yes. And a ACL comes a bunch of nice in your bit about your surgery again, because you guys didn't hear the phone.

So I had an ACL surgery today.

Did you remove

the string from

but this video opens up with an intro card from a reg net computing, which is dangerous spelled backwards. Oh, super spooky is basically like an advertisement for an AI that they wrote. And this AI they're like, oh, check out how advanced this AI is. We have this AI writing a children's story. And they explain it as this AI will tell write a children's story and then build off of the previous one to make a more coherent story.

Yes. And also, make sure you guys are paying attention to this. Hang on every word Mike is saying right now because all of this is super important for the whole series.

Yeah, but now I feel bad because I don't have much detail. Well yeah, well, they're you figure people fucking figured. But you it's each story is about a man named jack and a woman named Mary. And we get three different iterations of the story. Hi, Otto, my cats here. We have three different iterations of the story. The last one ends with telling us to listen to the silver box. Like cat.

Your cat is the silver box.

Yes, it also asked us if we can see the eye. And then we get like a flash picture of a creature that looks very similar to what we just saw in the deep blue episode or video.

Can we just describe this as an eldritch abomination or something like that because I

would octopus fighter one, I think. Yeah. And I'm curious because you see the big glowing eye and Episode Three. But in Episode Two, it asks us if we see the lights in the field. I wonder if these eyes are the lights in the field?

Huh? Well, maybe

we will find out. We might find out. Yes. Well,

that's really all you're getting. Video for doesn't make sense now. But again, everything kind of comes to fruition at the end. It's pretty awesome.

No, yeah. And instead, it's that like, early 90s style for like, it's almost like somebody was presenting this to a business being like, look at all this stuff you'll be able to do well. Also, there's a silver box and a hungry eye and a bunch of other shit. But you know, we're gonna keep plugging away at the storytelling machine.

Yeah, this is also the it actually is a great segue into the next video because it says something about the voice and space. Oh, absolutely. And honestly, this next one is just out of this world. Pun intended for sure.

Nice.

I did it. I got there guys. Nice

fucking on dog. Really nice. I loved it. Did you did you're doing you're doing a good job. I'm so proud of you.

That's all I wanted to hear, man. That's

it. And that's all that's the only reason he's here. So he's, he's done with the podcast now that he knows Mike is proud of him.

I'm just gonna fade out. Bye. Okay, by post,

he literally lay it out. He like turned like transparent. And then

did he do the meme of the guy that just puts the two fingers?

Yes, that's exactly

what I was literally exactly what I did. I just, I pieced out and just

held two fingers up.

So, video five is called our solar system. Now this video is a little bit longer. And how do I know it's really pretty, pretty tame up until the very last part. So basically, it just goes through every planet in the solar system in order and gives like a couple facts about it.

I think my favorite is they get to Earth. It's like this is where you live or

you are here. Also, I just want to say real quick. Like the creator of all this fucking hats off to this guy. Because from what I mean, a lot of these a lot of these facts are like real. This guy actually found a couple fun facts about like fuckin burrowing owls and prairie chicken. Oh, yeah, Venus and everything. And I'm like good for

you, man. Some good stock fucking video though. Yeah,

well, you're you're fucking yourself if you don't think watching some prairie chickens or some burrowing owl is a

good time. Yeah, prairie chickens in their air sex a good time it

is. I didn't know chickens had air sacs I thought they had lungs

well maybe likes frogs. Turns out they've both put your air sac in my mouth girl

Mike you happen to have a boo button for the audience I can't find it if you do. We can only reinforce cool who who?

got it got it. Shit. But yeah, so this this like set of videos it's just you know fun facts about the solar system. We go through all the all the planets but we get to Neptune and we get the glitches. We get the weird noises and Neptune's fact is Neptune has mutated and you just start seeing Neptune turn from like this bluish looking planet to this like red terribleness and then you see it says on the screen the iris is with us now.

laughing at us. Behold what I am it's just mocking me. Yeah.

Oh, fuck you Mike. Behold Fuck

you. My house mock me like dojo.

But yeah, like it cuts to this video of Neptune just shooting this like giant beam out of it. Which kind of looks like the beam is headed straight towards Earth. Maybe

think Starkiller Base thing I

one little thing I do want to bring up is we see like subtle like a little thing with like Saturn. It goes Saturn Neptune at Saturn than Neptune. And it says Saturn is the gateway and Neptune is the lens. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Yeah, it's so it's speaking in

monkey in code, but you kind of start to figure out what they are talking about. Especially after what happened to the very end of this video.

Yeah, well not only that, but like if Neptune is the lens and we get a look at it. This is Neptune just a pair of glasses for this eye it's the lens after all Yeah,

no, it's so what I personally think that they're saying is Neptune is helping to bring the rest of our solar system into focus for whatever this Iris is.

Kind of using what I got from it is Neptune is sponsored by zenni is the spokesperson for zenni

Well, I'm glad that we both have very different cases also, because this will make for a very entertaining episode not

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We did but like I feel like mattresses and creepy internet stories don't well you know what I do? I have a very good take for this if you need somewhere to rest your head after watching hours and hours of creepy argb videos figuring them out watching horror anthologies on YouTube, you need somewhere to rest of your head. Go to fucking all as well look for it. Look at our description. We're gonna have a link for you follow it, you're gonna get some money off whatever matches their fantasy.

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I don't I don't know what came over me like my nose started bleeding and I blacked out.

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but I guess that's about it for video five

Yeah, so I would absolutely say so. Which leads us to video six which is the camp information video. Now this one is me it's just like an introduction to a some camp somewhere and so you kind of get the Lakers yeah moonlike acres family camp. And you know that it's in Minnesota because that's where all this is taking place you kind of find out through the fucking weird animals one bye bye basically just as like you know what? What can

wait a sec Minnesota

is what Minnesota?

I thought that was Montana

one of those am Mongolia that's where we are going no so we go to this camp information video at right after this weird fucking Solar System video. Basically just outlines all the things you can do with the camp and you know, it's all very very very normal theory at first. So you got it goes over it says you can go hiking make sure you don't get lost. There's archery targets even more extravagant. Yes. Don't shoot a man. Now it's not good to get more extravagant

What?

What that is okay, what that look like.

Right after that they dive into how they have the most up to date safety technology

around don't which looks like a fucking 5g Tower.

So actually, if you visit this subreddit, you'll find people who have found like similar models of these alarm systems and have posted them up into the Reddit like it's not super populated, but it's super cool. I enjoyed looking through the, you know, 40 posts. Yeah,

there's a lot of fan art.

Oh, there's a ton of it. There's a ton and some of the cool some decent some is but you know, the fact that you guys are enjoying this and are enough to make some art around it. That's awesome. But the safety technology, all it says is don't answer the knocking at the door.

Well, what does that mean?

What do you mean knocking and so this part of the video, it just shows this door and you hear some knocking talks about how the legacy of this camp is its mythos. Which, again, is not usually a selling point. for, you know, a family camp. Um,

I mean, I feel like for a camp for people like us three, it would totally be a selling

Oh, absolutely, we would see that we would sign the fuck up and we'd be the only three motherfuckers there. Okay, that'd be

those. You mean, I'm like die. Sign me up, please.

All that reminds me of is the fucking mythos phase from mansions of madness. Yeah, no. That's all I can think of. But so they talk about the mythos around this camp. And they say that there are these strange, well dressed men in the camps around 1935 that would show up every once in a while, they would enter the admins cabin every night. And then it goes on to say a deal was made.

I'm sorry, I'm so out of breath right now.

Sorry, everybody, our our our mascot has joined us finlays here to say hello. He's been trying to get in ever since we closed the door. But no. So it talks about these strange men in 1935. They enter the admins cabin every night. And there were a deal was made and they were never seen again. Which Okay, that's a bit strange. your minds very very, very men and black vibes.

Yeah, for fucking real. Oh, yeah. Will Smith. Is this going cabinet cabin? Yep.

Will Smith Tommy Lee Jones. They just live at moonlike acres family camp. After that, they also talk about skinwalker sightings which started as well in the 30s

it's good. skinwalker

good. I cannot wait to cover skinwalkers The other thing to talk about are vessels and they show pictures of people that are vessels and you can only kind of assume that I'm so sorry everyone. This is I can't just gonna listen to family. Put the microphone in his mouth.

Oh, I just stepped on my nuts and was trying to crawl under the microphone.

Just fucking he's he's the size of a bowl and he didn't know it. Anyway, Jesus, but it goes over the vessels which

are over vessels, which are just people who all answered the door. Yes,

they all answered the door.

Yep. In the very, very end, there's a giant fucking monster that's kind of shown towards the disk, like towards the outskirts of the camp. And after you kind of see this weird, giant monster it goes back to the Gemini Home Entertainment screen and says some words about who made it and then the fucking video ends just like the rest of them.

But I mean, I don't know. I don't think skinwalkers are my usual

family camp experience.

No, they definitely aren't known for being a vessel for something but well, it's like it's kind of funny because like they almost make out the vessels to be like camp workers. Yep. So you kind of you're getting more and more of the backstory and tiny bits and pieces of whatever this whatever this story is unreal. Like realistically I guess because there's there's no hard like linear story going down

it's a little bit so you're picking up from different commercials and ads for this moonlight acres family camp and all that kind of stuff. But

speaking of Canada,

oh yeah, moonlight acres. It's it definitely has some employees. They don't talk about too too much. But one video does heavily touch on this do you gotta go Howdy. Yeah, you have seen before us, Mike.

Yes, my favorite video video seven. I love this one. It's a video seven is called lethal omen. And it is a very retro looking video game. You don't get much information as to why it's a video game other than I'm pretty sure it was just easier for the creator of all this to make. Well, you know, he made it's still impressive looking, you know, video guy like I get why it's a video game. But when you first look at it, I was like, why is this a video game?

You know who made the video game right? That's Remy? Well, what's the company hit?

Fuck Was it a was it Harbinger or is it? Ready other one?

They had this danger.

There will be danger.

Yes, reg? Ned. Reg Ned. Yeah.

Anyway, doesn't matter anyway.

Kind of kind of doesn't matter.

I mean, right now, it doesn't matter if I cough dog. But it's like an old looking video game. And the best part is it starts off like look at these great graphics polygons. And it's all just, it looks like Minecraft kinda. Yeah, no, absolutely. Yeah, but all takes place like in this like foresty wilderness area and you come across these cabins and it starts to look more and more like a campsite. And it, it gives off the impression that this is like a video game version of moonlight acres.

yeah, the warrant the warning system. Yeah, you see that

game and everything. The player even comes across a newspaper, which mentions lights in the sky. It's very brief, it looks down for like a second, you got to pause it to read it. But it mentions a bunch of lights in the sky. And then, as you continue forward, your player has a gun, you start to shoot these things called enemies, which are just people coming at you and they all look the same.

They this giant? Yeah, and you just shoot him and kill him.

I'm assuming those are kind of like the skinwalkers. That makes the most sense to me. Especially because towards the end, or the middle of the video. The player comes across, like this mangled heap of a corpse, I guess is the best way of calling it. Yeah. Graphics alive.

Yeah. It looks like five or six squares next to each other. But yes, the only thing

that lets you know that it's like a body of a person is that you can see like a head in there. And then right as you look at it, the player looks up. And there's this like, deformed enemy, quote, unquote, like hobbling towards you like fucking quasi moto. And it won't die like the dude's like shooting with a gun. And it just Oh, yeah. And then like a prompt comes up on the screen saying you need to run. And after he's running, he comes across a bunker that you came across

it's got a little dome in there just got the fucking radio, radio. It's got

everything. But the downside is the guy in the video game doesn't follow like the safety protocol. He hears like the rummaging around upstairs in his player, the characters still moving around, and you see a creature actually come into the bunker. And then when you see the creature, everything kind of goes black. Yep. And then it is shown to us that this video game is using the exact same API that was shown to us in the the reg AI, the AI video. Yeah, yeah. The video starts back up, and

Oh my god.

It's like, in the sky. It's like a like hovering is

like fucking majorities mask.

But obviously you settle down. I'm assuming it has something to do with the skinwalkers. Because these enemies that you're shooting are just people like that. That's all they are. Yeah, we kind of get referenced where if you come across skinwalkers you hide in the bunker. And what do we do as a character? We hide in the bunker? No. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And it's I'm at this point, it's just kind of statement of fact that the these skinwalkers and planet Iris are

That that is very correct. This is called the wilderness of survivors. This fucking point, it's not me. Do you know where we are? No. Hey, oh, Doug's got this one, for sure

is me. Alright, so this, this video takes pretty much what it sounds like, to a tee goes, goes over some animals to avoid plans to avoid and then noises that you might hear in the wilderness. So the first thing you see is a video of some different animals. And then it ends with like an explanation on how to like, what happens if you come face to face with one of these animals and it's like, stare it in its eyes use a very stern voice walk away until it

elongates in the nose and ass. Like shoots out of there. It's weird.

Yeah.

We're like basic visual to them where it's like the very basic like stick figure and Fisher stick figures picture of a bear and the picture of the bear turns into like a Talking tentacle monster.

Yeah, it's it's all very Clippy rd kind of feeling. But the next thing that we see is it's as plants to avoid actually I think it says things to avoid I don't remember exactly but it's a plant life yeah yeah it like shows like I think Poison Ivy and some like random stuff and then it shows nature's mockery, which is what we've

Okay, let's play it.

So for those of you who know cryptid lore skinwalkers often take the massage of a human or something of you know close likeness to something that you hold dear or know very well.

Yeah. Also.

A lot of times in myth those repeat the last sentence that was said by the thing that they killed.

Hmm. Yeah, that's very interesting. That makes

clear. So in mythos if like their last hunt, like they'll take the form of like, like Jason if you got killed by skinwalker and skinwalker took your form. If the last thing you said before seeing a skinwalker was Oh, fuck. The skinwalker will say like, Oh, fuck. Oh, kinda like the predator a Cadillac. Oh, yeah,

my dad Docker mimics Yeah,

it mimics your voice to get like people closer to you.

Okay, let's see. I didn't know that. This is what we're gonna do some more cryptid corner shit because I want to learn some more cryptid facts wasn't that special? It was but that

stuff totally. We are good at our jobs anyways, yeah, so that you guys didn't see the video but we did but it's a very very kind of like morbid video of this man that seems almost robotic in form. Like he looks like a normal person but the way he's moving the way his mouth moves the way his lady moves posture is

he moves the same way as the demented videogame character does in the previous episode that you meet at the end. Yeah, kind of arms out walking around or walking around kind of fucked up like he's made of a wireframe or something.

Yeah, well should even in the first episode when you see the video of the dude looking in the windows. People are moving around all like

weird. Like they're learning how to walk. Yes,

yes it is.

But yeah, that's this video and honestly, this is one of the like, this is one of the videos that really stuck with me personally. But um,

see that's funny because the next one is actually one that stuck with me. Pretty pretty heavily.

This brings us back to our roots Ah,

oh yes, this brings us back to fucking episode or ruin. So if you guys listened to our Have you been having strange dreams episode is all of you some one

less? Sorry, one less weird thing about episode seven. Or video seven, Episode Seven. Eight tells you that eight you can't get a seven. Oh, sorry. Yep, I'm sorry. I labeled the wilderness one. Yeah, the wilderness one. One little thing that I thought was fun was it said if you can't get a fire if your fire fails, follow the lights.

Oh yeah.

We have been told constantly at this point. Not to Do but now you should. Oh yeah. So I thought that was kind of fun. Yeah, yeah,

the video is kind of cool. It shows a bunch of lights showing up in like, on the ground in the field. Yeah, video nine. So video nine is called the sleep image visualizer or Civ, for short, I see why you liked this one so much. Oh, it's fantastic. It basically outlines this machine that you bring into your home, and you wear this headset that gets connected to it. And it basically translates your dreams for you into like a visual medium so you can kind of see

what you're dreaming about. And

it's made by Harbinger technologies,

which I keep note of that.

It's it's brought up a couple of times. And it throughout some of its throughout the series, you're going to see some different videos from this machine. And

none of its really conclusive.

It's creepy as fuck, then it's like you see some mannequin standing around, you see, like people standing over other people sleeping like it's very abstract, very strange. But that's kind of one

of the things I want to point out or like, that will bring into it later is the like, image that this harbage technology uses on there like, like clipart stuff. Yeah, it kind of looks like a mannequin head with like headphones on. And that's the end like a VR set. And that's the whole like, sleep image. visualizer Oh, yeah, the head itself. I will come back to but that head looks like a mannequin head. It does. And very sad to see that later in one of these dream things

Well, that's this, this series is full of recurring themes that you need to fucking pay attention to. Because that's kind of like you see one story which is just this informational side of moonlight acres family camp, and then you kind of see the dark goings on in the background. And that's that that's the actual story here. No one fucking cares about a family camp advertisement what you can do at camp, we all know what we can do at

camp. But if you have to do,

yeah, have sex with everyone you see. That's like rule number one. But I never went to camp and saw eldritch abominations, like, What the fuck is that? But I mean, aside from that, like it doesn't really go over too much more than that she has a bunch of creepy dreams from different subjects. And then it goes back to the fucking title screen. And you know, it's

done. Um, it does remind me of like,

the hygiene beds, but that's more for like gaming.

I guess. It's like, if you were to take a video game, and be in it,

we get some things in this that I would say is kind of like foreshadow with this. Because it like gives us clips into four different people's minds. Yeah. And one is like of a man standing. The other is a man laying down while a man with like a mannequin head is sitting next to him. Right? And then you hear the door knocking? Yes. And then the other one is like reverse audio, which I never looked into. I should have done that. But I missed it. But it's a still image of a planetarium.

Oh, yeah. And so in regards to that backwards audio, a lot of people in the subreddit have actually tried to figure out what they're saying too. And there's really not a whole lot of conclusive theory about that, which is unfortunate, because that would have been a cool little, you know, addition to this whole Anthology, but

it's saying, slap your Ping.

Slap him slap him. Hello, ghostly. Well,

and the ghostly whale. Oh, that's it for that one. The

what's the what's the next video for you?

Well, the next video is video 10. And it is games for kids. Okay, essentially is like, Hey, kids don't like violence.

Because we're choosing violence.

But it's like, Hey, you guys, you kids are bored. You want to play a game and it's like, here's a bunch of games you can play. Like one is like a Hide and Seek the other. I forgot the other one. But another one's like sardines. Freeze. The preset. Yeah, thank you. They give you a heightened sequence like here's how you play. freeze tag. Here's how you play sardines. Here's how you play. And then it just cuts to one that's called feed the woods. No, no, I don't want to do that. No, thank

you. I'm good. It's apparently

a game where you Your friends go out into the woods and you just scream real loud into my

Can I can I? Can I read the exact

instructions?

Yeah, go for it because I just put scream real loud.

So feed the woods. Here's how you play. Wait till it's dark. And when your parents are sleeping, sneak out and gather your friends. Go into the woods, walk until you can no longer see the lights scream at the top of your lungs. The game ends when the forest is fed.

Yep, what does that mean? Oh, you know, but after that we see the sky. And then we get a picture of earth with an arrow over a head and it just says found you. Found you without an arrow that's just blinking

over it. That was a super creepy portion of that whole video. Like I know it's supposed to be like found you like this cute little nod but it was like

No, there's like creepy like, yeah, it's like creepy music and everything. Yeah. But like, I assume like what I got from this was this was like that Iris planet saying like, I found earth like I'm coming for her. Oh,

I'm so fucking literally. And so now you're gonna start to kind of see that this whole series is kind of about it's not about but it's heavily focused on this Iris

entity which is like a giant planet.

It's a from what we understand right now. It's a it's a planet thing. Like it looks like a planet but it has an eye in the center.

Yep. There's also a part where a monster eats a cop car.

Whoa, yeah. Fucking pulled out of the ground. forgot about that. Yeah.

Police Officer. And then it just gets eaten. just pulling it. You hear like 20 gets eaten you hear like kids go. Yeah.

Because they're playing feed the woods. They fed the cop to the woods. Yeah, eat the police. Fuck them. Eat the police and then fuck them

will eat them out. Kill the cops for the rich fuck.

The poor. Oh, wait, no, wrong wrong. Yeah, so video 11 is called Advanced mining vehicle. And this is I think the longest video. It's very long. So I'm going to talk about it the least. Honestly, there's the least amount of stuff. There is no substance here. No. So basically, it's just them talking about how they have this new remote tumbler that is advancing the mining industry. It's got a microphone and a video camera on it. super handy for hearing nests. And honestly, yeah, it's

gonna just kind of, you know, pencil that in. Yeah, it's it's just

a bunch of weird shots of inside of this cave with these stringy veins everywhere. At one point on the screen, it's like blood pumps through this cave. And like, it's just super bizarre. You see pictures of this weird. Iris I look in thing inside of the cave. It's extremely bright light. And you can just tell that this cave is just a

just absolutely filled with like, what you would consider veins. Yep. veiny cave. Like Doug said, it's super long. And it goes over like the controls of an advanced mining vehicle. And like when do and

it's the only like, things that I took from it is that it's like an underground rover. Right like to explore deeper into the Earth's crust. And it starts at a depth of 145. And then it gets dragged down. We see like 400 something. Yeah. iPhone or something. Yeah. And then we Oh, yeah, no, it's it started getting dragged down like for something. And then we see like these two giant look like squid spiders things with one eye. And then it gets dragged down even deeper and we lose our

Yep. Then Yeah,

that's it. It's just it's basically just reiterating that something is in the cave.

Yeah. And that even though it has some connections to the other videos, I feel like this video was longer than it needed to be. Absolutely. It's got some cool visuals. But this probably has for being the longest videos at least substance in it. Yeah,

yeah. So it just basically just affirms that there's shit living beneath us.

Oh, yeah. And funnily enough, the next one video 12 is one of the shorter ones, but has some of the most substance. Yeah,

I love this video.

It's so good. This is one of my favorites. Video. 12 is called deep root disease.

And from what you can see the

call from the storm that was perfect. Hey, is there are there any any kind of roots coming from the ceiling? Has it made contact with your arm

or anything like that? They're coming from me. That's about it. The only bulbs growing on you. Like 12. But Mike's gone.

No. So deep root disease is what it's called. And it talks about it Brought to you by the Warner department of health or DBH. And it basically goes over something called deep root disease. And it talks about how roots will connect with a bone to grow freely.

Yeah, there's no like, playful wiggle room here. No, no, this

one was gonna get your bone ball the Wow.

Yeah, it's like, hey, this disease is a thing, and you probably are gonna get it. So here's how you know. So it talks about these roots growing into your bones. And it talks about how bulbs are the first noticeable sign of deeper disease, it'll cause a bunch of pain, when it's when you apply pressure to it. And then from there, once the bulbs form, you go to sprouting. And that begins next after like inflammation. There's a bunch of rapid spreading of the these bulbs and

Fucking komaru from knrg.

I don't want to feel that

what are the what are some of the things that they say you should ask people who might have this disease?

Well, you know, they ask if they can recall their mother's name. If they've stopped dreaming, or if they have new bones, how would worry tell if they had new bones? Yeah, I don't know how you just be sitting there one day, just like let's say you're sitting on the couch, relaxing after work, you know, eating the fucking Panini or wherever the fuck you have in front of you. And all of a sudden you look up you're like, Huh, that's a new bone.

What's a new one?

Is he just sitting there? And just like, hey, how many bones you have? He's like, 211.

I have two and 11. Now. Whoa, look at that. But yeah, so apparently, that's one of the questions you asked somebody who you suspect to have deep root disease. The last thing they tell you is that these people have now become something else. And that kind of solidifies how people become something else. Because we've heard this before. For sure throughout the series. And this is kind of expounding on that now. And it starts with the roots growing from the ceiling into your arms and

I don't I'm still processing just new bone. Yeah,

I keep thinking about that. And like my pinky has, you know, there's three bones in my pinky. What if I had five?

Could you imagine where the range of motion you'd have on your pinky? Well, but

like what were like does it get longer does it like get fatter? And there's just one little bump coming out coming out? Now I have like a Pinkie on my pinky.

Yeah, your pinky Pinky.

I think from kick Omar.

Yeah, tournament two swords and stab people to death of them.

Exactly. Except Gar of the sand will write and beat.

But yeah, no, I don't I don't really know how to segue out of that one then to any of the other videos so fucking take it away my

Wow. Um, so the next one video 13 is called monthly progress. Where we essentially find out that the AI from the the computer video from a while back ago was that like video for sure. Computer video from before I don't care to look it up. But we find out it is actually Iris communicating with the Redneck computer communicate with redneck computing. Yep. And they foretell that Iris will be here in seven months. Like they keep talking about how their client quote unquote, has helped them.

We're also we're still not sure what Iris is. We know it's alien. But that's really a

planet that's really about it. Yeah. But that kind of leads us into the next video there's not much on this one other than that, to be honest with you there's

a couple things I want to mention about this video though before we move on. They're one of the lines that so in this video you see the actual like

storytelling Yeah, yeah, well

it looks like the I in the cave mining video actually speaking through these prompts, we see like the antenna and then we get the the words that it's saying and it says the The Harbinger guards in vain. The Hungry eyes welcome. jack is with us now. Like the way that that named jack is back. Yeah. And jack is back maybe one of the things that I wanted to mention too is that this is the

almost like they were developed based on the Harbinger or which might you I lose

my brain Harbinger Harbinger Harbinger Harbinger anger of harbor but yeah other than that yeah

there's a lot of that but i i didn't include that because I just figured, like if you watch the video you can see it but it's like a back and forth communication between like us and Iris and we use this like giant antenna to communicate with them. And they Iris communicates back and it comes in the form of the text chain from the like AI storytelling so it's assumed now that that story from before, or was being told by Iris this planet? Yep.

Good talk Mike.

You glitched a bunch. We got

goddamnit at&t give me better internet.

Fuck. No fucking unplug one of those routes from your arm. Plug the ethernet cable in there and you should be fine. Yeah, bro.

Become the internet. You have become

the internet.

Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back? What's

our next video? Let's get off. Alright, so video 14. One of my favorites By the way, so yeah, this

one's pretty jealous. This one's pretty spooky. There. There's not much to say about this one. Although Yeah, it takes place in at moonlight acres camp in 1985 it's their Christmas party video. Pretty much. The whole video in a nutshell is you see basically a dude inside of this cabin. Like filming a you know a Christmas tree with the lights on and whatnot. Dude, who's that dude? I don't fucking know. It's probably I was gonna say it's probably jack. But it's basically him filming inside the

it's like, all the lights are on in the cabin. And like the cameras is looking out the window. And you you you think you see like a face in the window. And the lights go off and just see the trees so it kind of gives you like the impression that the face was like a reflection coming from inside the fucking cabin. And it's so cool. Yeah, now this

one was super creepy. I love this one. Just because it gave you like a happy setting and turned it bad. Yeah.

Very very bad. Yeah, pretty much. But yeah, you hear knocking on the door. You see the monster in the window. It almost looks like a big old vagina. And at one point they say like there's a picture of the monster with the name Mary under it. Yep. And you kind of learn that that is what they call the monster now which now ties back in for that

name jack and Mary's story up all coming together even

in the in the jack and Mary story is well it talks about a river and but it's like that's not water. The river runs red. It's like oh, blood and then we get that the fucking rover. One that goes under ground was talking about the caves aren't filled with water. It's filled with something else. Yep, filled with blue. Everything ties together.

Yeah, everything's definitely coming together. Well, we only have two videos left after this one too left. What's the next one?

And the next one is video 15 it was called home invasion help.

Now

I got really lucky with the ones I did. Yes, this is this is a fan fucking tastic video. It's incredibly lovecraftian in a different way. I mean, all of these are pretty lovecraftian but this one is just this one takes the cake for me. So it's called home invasion help. And it basically goes over like how you can protect yourself against home invasions.

The sort of normal

and it's like you know, do like lock your doors more like this normal shit and then it starts talking about burrowing below homes allows for easy access. That's kind of when you realize that they're not. They aren't telling you how to safeguard your house against home invasions. They're more telling you how to break into people's houses. If you are one of these eldritch horrors? Yeah. And I remember going into this video and I'm like, Okay, this is

normal. And then I'm like, Wait, what? But I don't want to break

in now you just taught me how to safeguard my own home invasion help. You're helping me invade a home. Okay, I get it now. Nope. See, it talks about burrowing beneath the homes for easy access to nests. It talks about entering the prey via proboscis which robots

before you before you continue for a little bit. Okay. And it talks about entering the fray. It shows you like, what these creatures vision kind of looks like. Uh huh. And it shows an image of what the prey looks like. Yep. And the head of the prey. Looks like the mannequin head that we see in the sleep. Episode. Oh, yeah. Which harkens back because it's made from that artificial intelligence program, right? It's made by hinge hinge technology, or carbon barbell?

Absolutely. And like by now, you'll be watching these videos and you'll literally recognize everything that you see, because it's all it's just a bunch of callbacks to each other. It's and we're on video 15 we have one more after this so we're tying everything together. So after it tells you to enter the fray via the proboscis says that veins are shown growing inside of sorry, it doesn't say that there are veins shown like being grown inside this cabin. And it's like panning back and forth.

over the whole video of this man walking around this cabin is terrifying. It's fucking absolutely the worst. It's

like a it's like a home video like Blair Witch Project style. Yeah,

you get the distinct feeling that the person filming is not supposed to be there and then you realize Nope, not at all. Because when you see these veins growing you eventually pans over and it sees these two chairs and shows kind of what looks like a person being made vascular system first.

Yep. Yeah, like it's it looks like like blood vessels and everything. Yeah,

brain. It's a person if you ever been to the body world exhibit? Yes. Like any of them. I'm not sure if it's outside Chicago, but I think it's in Vegas right now. Okay. Yeah, I know they traveled a bit but if you if you've ever seen those exhibits, it literally looks like somebody pulled one of those out of there and stuck them in a chair.

Yeah, and the eye fucking is all shifty.

So watching you like okay, this is fucking weird. Somebody skinned this person and they're dead now. And all of a sudden it zooms in a little bit and you see the eye shift and look at the camera. And that's the other video.

Yeah, and you can almost like tell that like this person vain person is like actually coming from a larger section of veins from somewhere else

it's just so fucking almost like this person might have had deep root disease. Yep, at one point exactly. Yeah, exactly.

cuts to like, there's there's a small bit left in the video where it cuts the guy like running away frantically. And then he gets stopped by like one of those. Well, no, yeah,

that's right. I forgot totally murder. I got smoked. Yeah, I definitely forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, it's a fantastic video second from the last but heading out of this video and into video. 16 what do we get? Yeah, I'm finishing

this shit.

I'm happy that you are.

So sorry, I'm dying in my home. Last video video 16 is the Crusader probe mission. Can I just real quick, essentially, real quick. Let's go ahead and wrap up.

This video was posted two months ago. Yep. Yeah, it's still going strong. So we can only hope for more videos. Oh, yes. Which it's very obvious at this point that there will be more Oh yeah, my opinion.

I think so the Patreon so like,

yeah, it shows that we as a people sent a probe out to space, which came in contact with Iris. It shows like us going past all the planets. It's like oh, it gives us like dates and everything. It just shows that

1982 Jupiter 1985 Saturn makes anyone Neptune 1992

Thank you for having all that.

Gemini home entertainment.

But it shows all that other shows us just getting connected with Iris. And then we make our way kind of through Iris. Like it shows us going into irises like it shows going like passes, moons and all the moons are named after like, nerves in the eyes. It shows us going into the throat of Iris Yep. Then it shows us even going into the conscious mind

oh my god I forgot about like the end okay keep going I'm sorry I'm remembering the end of this video like what the fuck? There's a bunch

leading up to it but I mean it shows essentially shows us going through the body of this giant what we thought was a planet now kind of gives off the idea that it's a giant living thing because we're going through what they call the throat the eyes the the unconscious mind of this planet and then we lose the signal and then we get it back and we're in like a house and we see what looks like those like viny It looks like the like infected person infecting another person

it looks like the fucking the the dreams that people have been having. Yep.

Which makes me think that this planet is connected to these like things that are going on on earth like it's like a hive mind kind of thing. Maybe. Oh, yeah, because oh, how would we get these images? If the probe the probe must've gone through something and teleported back to Earth for maybe? Possibly, and then back to the planet? Who the fuck knows? Yeah, strain lose the signal? Yeah, we lose a signal from the probe for seven months, which we

Wait for the next upload.

I know. I want to show Kelly this so bad but I know that she won't fucking care that's fine. You don't have to do it. Oh,

I know this probably sounded like all over the fucking place but I cannot stress this enough when I say I need our listeners to watch this shit. And hats off to fucking Remy Adobe.

Yes, this

is again this is my favorite fucking one we've done so far. Like everything about it is just so fucking fun.

It's good it's simple and like it's not it doesn't take fucking hours and hours to decipher shit like it's it's a linear Yep. Not linear it really means but yeah, what he

went through like Oh, yeah. Wow, this just seems like basic like oh it's it's danger backwards in Harbinger Harbinger. Haha, I felt like he made for like the video game episode. He made a level in a video game. For this. He made like, the guy screaming in the field and all the people in the house and everything. Like he got people to help him make this you know what I mean? Like, yeah, he's committed. And he put it's quality entertainment, like, oh, there's

I meant to add on to your video game. video. You can actually download the game. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you can? Yeah,

yeah. Fuck it. We'll link that up on the episode description here.

Yeah, but super. Again, I can't stress enough how much I need everyone to go watch these videos, because they're so fucking fun. And this guy deserves every view.

They're super short. You have you have the time. It's like maybe an hour and a half or the videos. Most take

the amount of time that you're probably going to spend listening to this and expanded on those videos and then come back to us or listen to us first, if you're at this honestly, from what we've gathered, from what people have been telling us anyways, that the best way to do this is to listen to us while kind of

now we're gonna do a video for video

3.0 do you say like,

I want to try to keep the mystery going like is this real or fake? But it's obvious that this is like a fake, fun story. But like

until all of a sudden you look up at the sky and observing us.

I am very curious to see how because it's still ongoing. One of the big mysteries for me is how they're going to connect the skinwalker aspect to a giant planet coming towards Earth. The only thing I think is that it's all a hive mind situation. Well, I think I think very excited to see what they do with it.

I think what they meant for that to be is like the skinwalkers are actually these created. People like they grew from the roots and that's why you see these blood vessel people being formed and like starting to, you know, retain life.

You know what I'm curious about what? You okay, the biggest thing I'm curious about is where the difference is in the skinwalkers and the word crawlers.

Yeah,

I think they're the same thing.

But they gave the name wood crawler before they knew what a skinwalker was maybe?

Well, no,

it's it's hard to say that that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I hope we figured out how all this connects together. Because I do see a lot a lot of ideas that need to be connected together.

I need to see what happens when Iris comes to Earth. Yeah,

I need to know more. Yeah,

well that's why that's why I'm thinking it's like a hive mind thing. And the big thing that made me think it was a hive mind situation was again in the last video, it shows the probe losing signal Yeah, and then we randomly get pictures in a household with these infected so it kind of makes me think going back to the solar system episode as well. There's the gateway there's the lens the key so is there like a teleportation aspect to it maybe it's hard to see this

is one of those instances of us not having all the information yet so we pretty much just get to wait on which is amazing because we're going to get more content and Yep, we'll have more to talk about at a later time.

Yep, also I'm glad that this is gonna be in the recording because I can do this I'm gonna mute myself and I'm gonna pee

for you well hey before up Why don't you tell the listeners where they can find us?

Yeah and like sign up and shit like that because we're we're we have nothing else to talk about man.

Oh yeah, got over it. Oh, hold it hold it in your hands while you do this.

Okay you guys can find us literally everywhere we are delivery pod everywhere or Dont Look Under The Internet everywhere

so if I were to go to like jewel osco and I asked him where to find delivery pod where would we be?

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by the face one No,

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I think that's that is now the pinnacle of content absorption is you have to be staring at nothing eating pumpkin seeds. That's the only way to preserve info

but again, I just want to thank everyone who listens and you again linkedin.com slash Louis pod Dont Look Under The Internet or dilute II pod almost anywhere you will find us under one of those two things Thank you everybody it means a lot thank you for putting up with the kind of sickly sounding on this episode and coughing and sneezing into the mic.

Oh honestly. This doesn't it does not sound bad. But I thought it was on worse but it does not sound like shit

that's out here.

You all love this episode cuz I did. I'm done talking now.

All right, well, thanks for for calling in Mike. We appreciate it. We're probably gonna

I'm a host I'm not fucking guest

today you you my very good friend are either the embodiment of my PC and discord or you are a guest but now you are absolutely a host you are missed. We miss you very much. Can you Stop dying for four seconds while I try to talk about you and how great you are shut the fuck up. You don't even work anymore. Fuck you, Mike, you know, but this was this was

It do be out there do be that way sometimes.

What are you gonna say to the beautiful people?

I'm gonna share some wisdom that I had on a bonus episode that I think everyone can definitely just appreciate. And that's slap slap your shitter against your butthole

is that the new thing?

Because I don't know how the hell that works. Better go slap your shitter against your butthole figure it out. So my video let me know how that works. I love everybody.

Grammar for me. With the tongue with tongue. goo. sec. CDC

says you can open mouth kiss your grandpa for five seconds now. That's fine.

Well with that I have to say goodbye. Thank you very much. open mouth kiss your grandpa. Please love you