DLUTI 029 - Project Serpo: A Human/Extraterrestrial Exchange Program

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I What's our topic today Jason?

Something almost as alien as Billy Chrissy.

The funny thing is I heard that and like I wasn't even a part of stardust ranch. But it reminded me of when they talked about the animals having their eyes and tongues cut out. Almost that's the direction you know.

That's a good segue speaking of startups ranch.

Can't we're touching a very very similar topic today. Except this one is way different. In almost every way.

It's except aliens. That's literally the only thing that combines there's no yeah, there's no like, large large Samurai man who also shoots guns that UFOs from

his fucking driveway. Yes, Samurai Samurai jack did not cross the universe on this one. So don't worry. It's not as chaotic but it is fucking chaotic. Doug,

what is the title? This was your brain baby.

So I actually just like randomly stumbled across this video. I think I was just scrolling through fuckin like Facebook or some shit I had no I had not heard of this until this night. But um, it's a very fun topic. It's called the project serpo exchange program

also called Planet serpo. AKA your mother to journey met and I'm very sad about

you got to do something with those pictures. Yeah.

I'm a very little upset that he has pictures with my mom.

I that's that's a whole story for the day. He

was somehow able to get closer to my mom on my wedding day. than I was. And that's not

okay. Your name you're a lovely lady.

Thank you love you Janine.

Mom, if you're listening to this, which you listen to one. I'm so sorry that happened to you. Anyway, she liked it. rogic serpo

good. You're doing fantastic. So

I guess if I could run through Project serpo like explain like I'm five a skinny. So explain like I'm five projects are a bow

you have. Please try

in Roswell. There are actually two crashes. That happened. It wasn't just the one UFOs actually two and what

year or year was like, What decade?

This is in the 40s? Okay, roaring 40s. Hitler was kind of I think, was Hitler. Hitler. I can't remember he was around

in the 40s. Yes, he died in the 40s too. But he was around in the 40s. Yes.

I think that's a creature just stocking around the table. What the fuck? I don't know. It's one of the greys Oh, he has gotten smaller these humans. But so in Roswell, there are two crashes. In one of the the second crash, they actually found a surviving alien. The surviving alien, they kind of kept around for a couple years for a while. Yeah, I think it was like, three or four years or something like that. At least that's what I think it is. I'm often wrong when it comes to

find time is a concept of human perception. Yeah,

I hear an alarm. That's just like a little summary. Well, we'll be going to everything into a little more detail. Yes,

we got. So so we got this alien. And he found that we found like his ship and we found what we thought was like a communicator. So we're like, go, go, go ahead and text your friends and tell them we want to you know, hook up IRL.

You know, ASL? Yeah.

Age 20,000 sex alien location. serpo fucking serpo. But, so we got, we let them communicate with them send a text like, Hey, hello, still here. And they're like, we want to do an exchange. We take some of our guys over there. And they're like, yeah, let's fuckin do that. So they came. got us a spaceship. We loaded it with shit. And we went to this planet called serpo. And 13 years later, the humans came back 13 years later. They Lucky's back. Yeah. And the story of what

Really fun.

As you know, this is one of those things where it's hard to tell if it's real or fake. Either way, it's fun time.

There's a lot of the the website serpo.org too, is a really great place to go and just kind of read their own house.

Let me tell you that website. The guy who found everything I think started the website up in like 2005. And it looks like it has not been touched since 2005. Oh, no, this dude still rolling off old HTML.

So he's not really no longer in charge. Yeah, changing hands. That is very true. Now whoever owns it just doesn't fucking care.

No, because why would they? Some dickhead wrote a book that basically just took everything from the website was copy pasted.

The funny thing is what the book is the book is like 60 pages long. Yeah. And like 40 of those pages is just talking about Hitler and like, Nazi anti gravity flying saucers in Antarctica. Yeah, most of the book is about Hitler having anti gravity saucers in Antarctica.

I mean, if you stumble across that fact, is like, let's see, when we stumbled across that fact, I feel like we've dedicated a portion of this time

talking about Hitler with anti gravity saucers in Antarctica and Antarctica.

We could do a whole episode on that damn near by itself. Yeah.

The Nazi a cult. Yeah. Hitler was super into magic and shit.

Oh yeah, that's crazy. But

pick a card any card kind of magic or

I think more like a card any card when you choose wrong he blows your head off like that.

Is this your card? So I guess how do we start this little more detailed matter? Doug What do you think my guy

Why don't we tell a more in depth story of how we actually got to the exchange. So was mine not

good enough not to texture Hey, lol you up winky face?

It was good for if people want to determine whether or not they want to hear us ramble on about this or not. But that's about it.

Yeah, so basically what you guys know is like the Roswell crashes or crash I should say. This project serpo goes a little more into the truth.

Big Roswell does it want you to know there's two crashes?

The hardest air quotes I can do with my fingers quoting that truth. Yeah. So this is the true hard air quote.

You are now the human soundboard that like makes sure everyone knows we're doing hard to

we get a real soundboard when

you when you see me do this I need you to be on par. So we're going to go over the truth Alright, so once the so you guys like I said as you know, we have a crash in Roswell, but realistically there were two crash sites actually. So the crash involve two extra terrestrial aircraft the corona site was found a day later by an archeology team. This team reported the crash site to the Lincoln County Sheriff department. And a deputy arrived the next day and then some in the state to come and kind of

dope, dope dope. There you have skipped over that portion. Now

we're not used to the straightforward answers. We usually are used to dicking around

to having to put everything through cipher and right here it's like no, this is it. Here you go.

Yeah, here's all the info No need to hunt down some weird pictures. So yeah, they finally found this one alien that was alive out of I think five or six of them that you know, their bodies were still in the UFOs. But they tried to give them like water and food he took the water didn't take the food

wasn't too much into Arizona fine cuisine here in New Mexico. Sorry, here's a scorpion thinking to start his ranch again.

So the information eventually spread out to the Alamo. The Alamo, Roswell army. The Alamo. Remember the Alamo.

Remember the Roswell army.

They sent out some guys on some horses. So the site was examined, all evidence was removed. The bodies were taken to a Los Alamos National Laboratory because they had the freezing system. I guess that allowed them to like keep the bodies frozen. It's called fridge. I have one too. I know that

just slamming alien. Back in the frigid 840s That's true. They still use an icebox as I'm sure

some people might have.

Yeah, I mean,

I was at that time. Which is right around the time that Tootsie Rolls came out. He pops Tootsie Pop. tootsie rolls,

rolls.

He was that's about the time tootsie rolls.

They actually they were they were founded by aliens. Yeah.

Not only did they give us Wi Fi. They gave us the soft, chewy chocolatey texture of a Tootsie Roll.

Yeah affectionate like transistors or other very helpful and useful pieces of technology. We want to roam away Let's see

what's actually alien shit. That's how they get tootsie rolls.

Yeah. Oh, just hold a cup out and wait for it to solidify.

Like one of the like this Eb he was like, Yo, I gotta poop. And then he pooped and then they're like, like holding it out to people like Hey, take it. Just like okay, like, Damn, this is good. And he's just like, holy shit that he they

are eating my poop. Anyway, let's continue

off topic as

fuck but that's fine. We just help them with their scat fish helped

exacerbated me.

So the second site was actually not discovered until August of 1949 by two ranchers. They reported their finding Several days later to the sheriff of khatron County, New Mexico because of the remote location, it took them several days to make it out there and then once at the site, they took all the pictures they needed and

think they put them in like a, like a holiday? Oh, boy. Oh,

nevermind. cowboy outfits, like life? skies? Like No, no notice,

like, Paul.

That's funny. I was just talking about that movie this weekend. That's alien just.

Yeah, that's about the extent of the shirt, my weed extra protection program

now, right? Okay, so this is where it gets interesting. That live entity that we establish communication with, he actually gave us a location of his home planet. And he remained alive until 1952. So about three ish years after, which is what you said. So good job. You did.

Level iq 150 move

Big Brain, Big Brain. Anyways, so yeah, he started communicating with us Finally, I guess he was like very, you know, friendly. As far as that goes, he was very cooperative. And I guess we weren't extremely hostile towards him, which makes me feel like this is not

yet doesn't make sense.

But the equivalent of Air Bud what superfamily Sports does sports. Actually they play sports later. So I'm not entirely off on my own. But

you're right, you are correct, don't happen. But he ends up giving us a full explanation of the items inside of the aircraft that we that we recovered. And one of them was a communication device. This is how we actually ended up starting to make contact with his home planet of serpo. Yeah, but basically, what we ended up doing was, we took the communications that we were having with their planet, basically told the EB that was with us, hey, we want to set up a exchange program of our people

Well, damn, look at that. It all happened because JFK and Roswell

and died and died.

Do we know what happened

yet? So like, the actual exchange, part of it was way, way less climactic than I thought. Yeah. So to give everyone out there and idea of kind of what we're sifting through is there's literally one document, and this whole, several books, by the people who helped write this document.

I feel like you would have read more about how they like try to teach an alien like, and this is called black gold. It's all run on is a cactus and you would think they would do a lot more, but

you don't really notice. Yeah, yeah, the language you see. To be fair,

they did do that. But that's not important at all. No,

it's very important that people want to talk about alien Wiens and peens. I'll get there. No, yeah, no,

Mike's got that covered, for sure. But the actual exchange so leading up to the point, like Doug had said, We'd been in contact with this home planet of serpo. From this one entity that had survived the crash of either location. He didn't really make it too far. He helped out as much as he could he got into contact, he basically set up everything, like, basically a way to communicate through this. This communicator this alien head, and after this alien died, we're kind of like, so well.

We got dressed up years into the future

we got dressed up for we put on our nice Cologne, you know, we Yeah, we got excited for this date. And so it's

about a decade later from, you know, contact with this alien. And they set the date. They said the location, everyone that we're sending, so we're sending 12 people. There's, there's two different accounts. I don't know what to believe. I'd like to believe that there were 10 men and two women, but everyone kind of says that there are 12 men, however, little piece of trivia for you who know exactly what

serpo trivia.

So sir, very Close Encounters of the Third Kind by Steven Spielberg had almost all of these pieces of information and details absolutely 100% correct. Yep. And he alludes to basing this movie off of fact. Apparently ronald reagan told Steven Spielberg that all of this is more true than you could ever hope to believe. Yeah, but it is Basically backs up the the 10 men to women. So that's kind of what I think. So we have these group of 12 people that are about to go off to plant

We're not getting any younger

alien, right? So they've gone through about, it's like, I think they said six months of training where basically they taught these people to attempt to make the same sounds and like, use the same language as Oh, yeah,

yeah. These earbuds don't talk. No, it's like these tonal noise. high pitch is what they call

by neuron. The by neural sounds from

Yeah, you showed us? Yeah, that's kind of what they sound

like. Yeah, it's it's very distressing.

There's a moment when you hear them laugh, and it's pretty much just

But no, so we taught our I don't know, emissaries, I guess. Yeah, at this point, ambassadors, ambassadors to serpo. We taught them how to speak just all astronauts know. Yeah, they're astronauts.

Yeah, I think at this point. We were able to figure out a little bit of their language where like, we could do like, we could understand like, Yeah, what they say or something like

yeah, and there's a lot that doesn't necessarily crossover. But all of that is like, that's all fine and dandy. We've been trying to plan this exchange for a bit now. And now we're getting the date moved again. Like Okay, so go through training for another I think they said 15 months or 12 months out of the 15 months that it was away. Finally, the day comes the exchange data even came here's how it was fucking described is

Chris cave now open up their fucking

pack. And the description of this exchange quite literally is like, when you're when you meet your dealer like in the parking lot of the season. You just give him the money and gives you the weed and just drive off right? That was about it.

Yeah, that's that's honestly, there was so much build up for it. And then it just was like, okay, and it's done. But Alright, next. Our guys had a bit of a weird time. Yes. So that does lead me into what happened.

On servo Yeah, let's

go with what happened on servo for how long were they gone? Mike?

It was supposed to be a 10 year trip. Surprise came out to 13

Oh, boy.

So I'm sure I mean, after 10 years, what's another three? Yeah, just fuck it. No. But they So first and foremost getting a serpo they obviously had a ship given to them by the evens. But they just packed with so

invested. This is a 40 tons worth of equipment. Yeah, and I don't get on there.

I don't recall. I don't recall like what was in what was in there. All I know is day there's a list. There is a list. I don't recall the whole list but they were

prepared. It's a very American pack.

They were ill prepared. They only packed like two years worth of food but they packed like five jeeps Jeeps, they pack motorcycles they

fucking they packed they were more guns in that fucking cargo hold than the 12 of them could actually carry on all 12 of them. They even brought

like two rocket launchers

Yeah, there was grenade launcher fucking like mounted machine guns. It's like what

they brought lots of like sports equipment.

Yeah brought like baseball and football and stuff. And 18 hats.

Yes. 18 hats for you know in case six of the

six of them lose their hats or the evens for some reason or like Yo, like

the head to toe swag. That hit so on the way there. Actually, I think I have the timeframe here. Totally

days or something

traveled please. Well, no, no, no. No. To serpo or to the to surf the mothership

to serpo I

have the actual time it took them to get to servo Take me to your serpo duratech Eli BANG BANG

that was the name I could not remember the fucking life of me remember the system they're from?

Oh on the way there it took them nine months to travel to serpo which honestly on the way back it took them seven there's tailwind tailwind. Yes. serpo is like something like I think it was like 30,000 light years away fucking in a completely different star system. So getting there in nine months. They had to be fuckin clap and cheeks. Oh my god. But they mentioned a lot how they mentioned a lot how on the way there like they, they were in

would imagine. Or just honestly, that's because you're going at this point, you're going way faster than the speed of light. Honestly, it's probably like time displays where you can never

Yeah, it's true. You're wrong, Mr. Man,

you can. You can't type it for another time. Okay.

All right. Well, I'll tell you how wrong you are then. Wrong. You are okay. So anyway, um, but yeah, they're going incredibly fast. But they they mentioned how they would get super dizzy. They would try to eat because obviously you have to eat but they wouldn't be able to stomach too much crazy, right? How we have to eat as a people to me. They mentioned after a while of them just like in this weird, sick time. One of the evens that were like driving

it's an armadillo. Human.

And it turned the lizardfolk Sorry, sorry. Click on everybody fell fine.

Yeah. When they landed, though, they talked about how the environment was a lot weirder. There were two sons.

First start the binary system.

Yeah, it was never really dark ever. It got dim, but never really dark. It was also insanely hot. I think they said on average, it was like 100. And there was like 98 degrees up to like, 110 Yeah, there's some shit like that on average. Yeah. Welcome, Arizona. Yeah, not much change there. No, but the days were also 43 hours long.

Yeah, so

that was something that out. Yeah, that is something that is getting acclimated to that is a toughy. Yeah,

I think you said something about like three sleep cycles. And yeah, like,

but the whole time they're there. There's a lot of like, small details and because obviously they're there to like, explore and report back like all these new discoveries. They discover a lot of creatures like one of them is like an armadillo creature. Hey, look. Yeah, look at that. The other is a giant snake which they kill they promptly kill Yeah, it freaks them out like the they noticed that the evens don't really have

like 100 year period Yeah, where they were constantly at war. He's 100 1100 year war but I think they went on to say something like now even the like the race they were at war with like, they're basically just erasing them from existence. Oh

so that they mentioned that like all the animals there aren't really aggressive towards them. The only one that really was would that was that big a snake that they fucking shot up? Another person shooting up aliens.

That's just what happened.

Yeah. But the evens kind of looked at him like really? I mean, whatever, you'd have to kill it but they weren't like upset. They but I don't know there's It's weird. They describe all these weird like animals and like vegetation that's up there too. But when they got there, the evens had like a hut made for them to live in. And it's kind of like, you kind of shows that the evens know how humans work.

They do. That's where they come

but they noticed that they is they scraped the urine. But they haven't seen him poopoo it out their fingertips or they're like I've got I hope so. But they they have like their hut which the evens like, there. There's one even there that is a girl.

Even just one isn't like Well,

no, there's an Smurfette, there's actually there's 650,000 evens in this area. It's like a city that they're kinda annoying. No, no, no, there's just one thing that they talked to the most. Apparently she lives. Yes, I'm trying to make Gargamel reference here. So dealing Gargamel comes in and steals all the evens and turns them into a gold bar. Oh,

Smurfs.

Yes, yes. On a different planet. Where was I? Fuck. Gargamel All right. So there's one. There's one cargo brain. There's one like female even that they communicate the most with because she's like, highly intelligent. She's a queen. Oh, yeah, crazy lady,

I think but she'd be popping out all those little things. You know I don't maybe I'm not my mirror thing

she's someone's Queen slay girl but they communicate with her the most because they found out she's highly intelligent they they taught her mathematics and she picked it up like immediately she communicates with them the easiest she picked up on English the easiest but she goes to their hot all the time to make sure they're okay

yeah it seems like she's like concerned

another burning them yeah kind of there's even one point and like their first their first like night there when she's like Ah, you're hot like you're gonna have to fix this for the winds and they're like winds of the fuck whatever so I went to bed and like at the Knights on the circle like these horrible winds come through and almost destroyed they're hot. They're like this is gonna suck

we have to do this for the wind Yeah, like she said

that thing she said that we were Like what?

Like the whole time they're there they're pretty much just researching the planet and learning more information on the evens. They find out that the evens work off of like a like like communism way of life where there's no like stores malls, nothing like that. They just they're supplied with what they need. There. There's like one central place that they go to just get all their shit. Yeah, they're just dirty.

own things. I want them. To tell me I can have me an alien iPhone.

These two wrinkled brains are

no smooth brain.

Like a koala. I need good thing make me go happy.

Is that what Doug sounds like? Like in his in your brain?

Well, let's I hope so. Doug's happy he purrs

Oh, cat. You're like my auto.

I have that like Deaf cat meow where I'm just like, wow. Or like Gary

mouse. Anyway, we're gonna get back to an alien cat.

I mean, yes, snails are alien. Yes. So

the serpo you Here we go again. Oh, man. But yeah, so we find out they do this little like communal living type of deal. They work most of the time but the judge they they they like also observe time differently from us. They don't look at a fucking watch and we'll use for 30 they tell like what they're gonna do next by the position of the sun.

They actually don't tell time at all.

Yeah, as far as they're just all the sun's over there. Now time to go. Fuck my alien wife. Oh, it's over here. Now I gotta get my apron off my job at Space Denny's.

Space Grand Slam space cache

Starbucks. Boom, right?

listeners. I think I'm sorry for the thing. I'm really not sure though either. Click Clack there lick.

There was a point where they also tried to teach them sports. Like we mentioned earlier, they brought a bunch of sports equipment, and smart ball. They tried to teach them softball, but the poor guys couldn't pick it up very well. They started laughing when they saw the humans playing softball, which they have that weird high pitch laugh just kind of like a bird I imagined. And they tried it but they could never catch the ball before it landed. They're just not coordinated

just crushing and

by the way, I don't think we've said yeah evens look like your stereotypical like Grey Alien yeah small grays small Yeah, it looks like what you think and it looks like the big ol black I literally think over Roger from fucking Yeah, it's like Roger, back Yeah, pretty much

yeah all black guys.

Yeah, they try to teach them these sports it doesn't go well. And then after a while they start to pick up more of the even language and the even start to pick up a bit more

I believe what they said was that male and female evens genitals are damn near identical, just very slightly different. So I want you to give each other a hug, like or lady. Just be motion their pelvis is together.

They also have like, they found out that they they have sexual sex for what sex sex sex with Jesus gotcha. They have sex for both pleasure and for Reproductive button pain. But they, they like know when is a good time to have sex and whatnot like if they already have

their like their legs over here like

you know yeah okay, but like they're only pretty much allowed like two kids like they only ever see two children with every even family. So it's kind of assumed that like they know when and when not to have sex so they don't overpopulate or built into their personal body. It seems like that

I'm pretty sure the planet only has like, I think there's only like 650,000 Yeah, not a whole lot of they do their own population. Yeah, well,

the planet is relatively small all things considered to I also have like the dimensions and everything on the planet. No shit,

that's gonna be helpful to all these lists. I

know, right? The planet, its diameter was measured at about 7200 miles. The surface gravity was 9.6 meters per second squared.

That's exactly the same as Earth. Is it? Yes. So

they also found like,

just gonna brush past it.

That's fine. scribers

birth the birth Oh.

That sounds like a fucking SpongeBob like, sprinkle like a villain. Like for one episode. Yeah, he does not come back for any reason, because he's far too vulgar.

SpongeBob his cousin sirs.

Pastor made in front

of us. Smart spider. I was like, I used to just be fully yellow. All these holes were after I met my fucking No, I'm white.

The last thing I'll touch on is the cafeteria. The like eating place. That's what the evens call it they call the food library, the food library. They call it the eating place. And they're like, Oh, this is the chow hall and they're just like fuck is was Fox the chow hall and they're like, oh, chow hall is Earth eating place. And they're like, Oh, no,

you got to feed your cats new food you got to mix it with the new yep

shit human human is cat in servo I guess servo there but that's really the main bit that I got from it. They also found out like the north and south pole. They found out that there is like, like volcanic like activity there at one point that's really all I got for what was happening on the actual plane Yeah,

and keep in mind like there's a fuckload more information through all of this like there's a ton of information about like what these people went through and they're on this planet serpo but we're if we if we were going to read off the whole fucking thing they

we might as well just read you a 30 page fucking

when we're giving you the TLDR

Yeah, and plus we want you guys to go fucking go to serpo.org like,

honestly,

kind of a fun read.

It really is. I

was I was reading it at work today. And I got through like eight pages without even really realizing Yeah, the pages.

I read literally all 130 pages of that fucking PDF. Yeah, well, it's not because I wanted to myself doing it. Yeah, no, I

definitely I don't know if I read all of it, but I read a lot of it. And then I also scammed like a bunch of like, random other people's podcasts and yeah, random videos, but um, there was one guy that was talking about it on YouTube who was just literally smoking a blonde. I was talking about it. I saw those photos. I was just like, what on you, man?

It's kind of how you have to ingest.

Yeah, no shit, but so there are a couple things I want to explain before I get to like what happened when they all came back from serpo. So there was a couple things that happened along this whole expedition over the 13 years. So we have one guy who died in transit. So piece,

but there's an embolism or some shit.

Yeah, he had like a pulmonary embolism on the on the spaceship or some shit like that. Maybe it was before dude, turn the knob.

Yeah. From armadillo mode.

So now we're down to you know, 11 people. And then we have a guy who actually got like critically injured on driving. Yeah. Yeah, just like expedition thing they were doing. They tried to save him. Well, not really. what they said was his organs were like so fucking mushed that like, well,

they got his heartbeat. He got his heart pumping. So he's half alive. Yeah,

but nothing else was you know, salvageable. So they're

dead. So yeah, anyway, you want to go play,

you get to eat that human. Oh, I'm so sorry to cut you off. But just something that I thought was interesting that I forgot to mention before these guys were sheep dipped.

Oh, that's a that's a term that which we're going to go over I need to refresh

myself. But it basically just means that all all of the the 12 people that went they basically just wiped their identities and has given a number. Right? Yeah, you're no longer Tom. Your number was like seven something. Yeah, like there's one that's like 898 and in row one that's like 715 and people don't exist. Yeah, they military made sure to erase all

so and you can't go verify any of this. Yeah,

I forgot to mention that. But yeah, you'll you'll, when you're reading it, you'll see a bunch of stuff where it's like 898 went out to get you know, supply.

That's just Tom Yeah, that's Bob Saget.

The journal entries when they're like a specific person writing their entry, but

why do you think he disappeared from America's talking saying what happened in the 40s?

Mind blown. You heard it here first.

Anyway, dead guy. heartbeat, but nothing else.

Yeah, so he's gone. Now. We're down to fucking 10 people. And then we have another guy. I forget exactly what happened to them. But everybody was like, kind of fucking upset that the aliens basically took him away. wouldn't let us see the body. There's like, Nah, sorry. He's dead. We didn't have time to revive them. Like, they're like, yeah, we usually just fix our people when they get sick. So like, sorry, oh, hidden pneumonia was what it was. Oh,

And the other guys and I tried to imagine the whole time like, this is like a, like, bilingual like conversation going on where like, the guy's like, Well what happened to our friend who's here? That backed up? He's like, Well, fuck man. Like what do you what do you mean you could get to him time? Well, can we at least see the body?

Let us know everybody. Here Mike. Doug and I do a sitcom based on serpo

two men in an event

yeah

that's amazing. But yeah, so I guess when the team was out doing like, I guess I don't really know what to call their little expeditions they would just kind of like go exploring is kind of the way it sounded

yeah 10 years use it explore Yeah,

so they like actually came across this like genetics lab essentially is what I would call it and notice that they had basically been messing with the the guy who died from pneumonia his DNA and cloning him which but they were using something like two rapid age these clones so that they were just like they came out ready. Ready? Yeah. heiland ready? Yeah.

serpo people people. Ready? evens version? Ready is just clone don't get pepperoni like no raw we have to wait a bit. Just give me whatever is hot and ready. We got George today.

guy in a cardboard box.

He's got like his day. So the hot readies I'm imagining are gonna be like, it's got like a lazy eye or like, leaves too far left

or some shit. Like, where his penis is where his mouth

is. You know, it's like, fuck is it good. It's hot and ready. But is it good? It's hot. It's hot and ready. They don't they mentioned to like when they stumble across the cone. Anything that happens we're like, no, this is like normal like we do this with Everybody

Yeah. And that's the thing people have to understand is that the like, even though the sercos are this like weird alien race, their agenda is different than ours. That doesn't mean that they're hostile or bad. This means that they're doing different things, but they're probably more advanced brains than we are.

You see that a lot. Like throughout the story, you see where like, the humans are like, Oh, they did this. I guess that's just a normal thing. They do. Oh, this happened that I guess that's just everyday for them. Like they noticed that one point like, the the, like, even children, like grow like ridiculously fast, and they're like, yes, this is how their lifespan is. Oh, yeah. They don't really question too much. They just kind of accept a lot of it. Well, that's

the thing too, is like when they after they made like hundreds of clones. Once the mission ended. They gave us the clones and just sent them back to Earth. They're like, yep, here you go. Meet a bunch of people. And you're coming home with like, 200 of these things. Like do what you want with them. I guess.

They're all right now hear me out. They're gonna start a franchise con little surprise. I don't like that. What do you think, Cesar?

I have an idea. This is how we make them. Ready. We have so much meat.

It's hot and ready. Oh my god. Little Caesars just fucking cloned version.

The clones are they're exactly the same in every way. Except their muscles are made out of like ham and chicken.

Yeah, just say Soylent Green.

Fucking slap it on a pizza. It's not ready. They

got that rapid growth formula. Just chop an arm off and they're like, guy here's what beats and let's go fucking grow another arm in like 20 minutes. It's fine. Fucking Piccolo. Yeah. But yeah. So that that. So we have now we're now down to nine of the people three dead, right. So after the 13 years, they were like, yeah, I think it's been about 10 years. They come back but actually decided

to, to to stay. Yeah.

Okay. So he came back. But there's a lot of

there's a lot of back and editor notes. Yeah,

yeah, you get if you read through this, you guys are gonna see that even the people like adding editorial notes are like arguing with each other. It's like, well, this person said this. So it's like, well, here's what I heard and

like listening to a lot of this information is coming off of a 3000 page like debriefing? Yeah, like what Carl Sagan wrote.

Yes. Yeah. Which again, okay,

a whole nother thing. That's a whole other. But that's actually brings me to my next topic. Well, actually, no. Let's talk about the aliens on earth real quick before

I get started this other way. Yeah, before we go there and let's talk about I promise this is very short. Yeah. Like so. I think that you're gonna notice is we don't spend any time talking about like the aliens experience here. What they did what we did for them like,

and we really only taught them how to play Uno. And they learned how to use the draw for wild way. liberally.

We also gave them crippling depression.

Yeah. That's, that's pretty much fair for any species that we touch.

They just left real sad.

But no, so we've got these 12 Okay, no longer 12 people out exploring serpo Well, there were five evens that remained here. And they were very, very, very lovingly referred to as evens one through five. But they didn't really they said there's literally no information about they were here. We know that. Four of them died pretty quick. We know that.

That's really,

really it. Like one of them tried to like help us understand the technology

a little bit more one of them became a twitch streamer

has an only fans center for Texas.

at it,

but no so this the four they died pretty quick. There was really no information given about what they did here like any of any of that. The last one died. Apparently right around the time that the project ended, which Fun fact, Bill Clinton was the one that ordered the servo project be shut down after like, apparently he fought tooth and

Clinton and Bill Clinton That's so good I don't like it

I didn't even know I can do

that now like like I said the first for literally nothing like they're here for a bit and then they died the fifth one All we know is that it made a trip to Washington DC it might have left and then it died 1984 when the program got shut down because we killed it.

Yeah and if we didn't talk about it just in lieu of talking about these different aliens there's actually like a couple of different aliens that live on serpo

Oh yeah, we meet them in the food Hall

yeah the holes NATO reticular system and then they're like actually really close to the Palladian so yeah, like weird species things happening.

Oh, Libyan flavien take up ladies. That's a website that we you should all go and look at. It's got all the information on everything. Conspiracy alien. Oh, also,

great, great segue into a movie that I just watched called above majestic, which I highly recommend it's on to be very, very good actually wasn't on TV or was it?

Is it about the majestic 12 Yeah, yeah, that's

really good. But I yeah, so pretty much the majestic 12 is like the people who kind of control this program from what we like, think

bright and fucking do your job. You have like 19 jobs. Just do that.

Okay. Thank you. I did not see what Doug is doing.

I'm going to just briefly briefly touch on this.

Yeah, just to give you guys a heads up we're we're through the the, like the hardest part of it. Yeah, like we're through the thick of it. This is just all of that stuff.

Yeah, so majestic. 12, which is another topic we could do a whole fucking episode on, is also known as image 12 for short, is a purported organization that appears in UFO conspiracy theories. The organization has claimed to be the codename of an alleged secret committee of scientists, military leaders and government officials formed in 1947 by an executive order from US President Harry S. Truman, which I think probably they were around longer than that, but that's just my own whole thing.

Yeah, yeah, it's

it's too much to go over right now.

It's fantastic. It's fascinating. It's

very fascinating it's also very weird because there's a lot of weird conspiracy theories that evolve around those

Do you want this bottle opener I you know, I wouldn't very much a trying to get a sneaky drink but I guess if we're doing it this way,

I'm just smoke my smoke then. All right. Yeah,

well that we're in it now. Well, welcome to Dooley after dark apparently.

Prepared do we do one misstep and then everything goes to shit we're all like yeah, I'm done. And we're done with all the the third the fourth wall is broken. I

was gonna touch a bit too. Back on Planet serpo. I was gonna touch a bit on like the diaries that the humans kept to themselves but

you have an entry to treat to you want to fucking read or not

that's the thing I didn't really grab find any that really grabbed my interest too much. A lot of it was just them bickering with each other and like they're kind of

long but like they're long enough to where like you're kind of just read get it like you're just reading in for me. They're

all they're all run on Sunday. Yes. A lot of them a paragraph is one sentence

a lot of the the diary fade and a lot of the diary entries are just like oh, number 898 said this about 290 fuck that guy. Or like them? Or like them just like arguing about like the mathematics of how serpo works. Yeah, like that's a big part of it is Devon just arguing How the fuck this planet even is

actually I think that's their downtime. Yeah, cuz like, I mean, there's nothing else to do. They're just trying to figure out how everything works. So they are like, well, I'm the expert, and to be honest, all seven of them

ever even finished your sentence on Bill Clinton, by the way, I think we just completely went through that,

though. I'm sure it's lost now. Okay, I don't remember what I was gonna say about it. Like, ending the program. Yeah, always saying that. He was like super into UFOs and aliens and like there was a he was giving some kind of speech or a talk and there was The children in the audience because he was known as like, the kids love this guy. He's fine. He plays a saxophone and like, looking back, looking back, probably not but I'm one of the kids asked about like UFOs or something

the reptilians are out there with the PA. Now the Pleiadians don't look exactly like the reptilians Are you under Jimmy? Focus on you.

I need to work on my bill clinton impression because I think I'm the only one here that can't do it. Give

it a shot real quick. Okay, just just say, Monica get in here. Monica getting

bad try

selling Bill Clinton that needs a glass of water.

That's my old man impression that Yeah. I think

that's what I fall into.

So he just went went on a ramble.

Yeah, no, he just he went on a rant about how much he loves aliens to the child. But that's why I think that this whole, like the thing being shut down by him, and he didn't really want it to end gives it a little bit of credibility. The only thing you need to do is schoolchildren.

Oh, I missed your touch a child Look at me. That was by Bill Clinton.

Well, I want you to know that whatever happened there, I was not going to cut any of the silence that follows. Great. I will say I'm happy that that's how it ended.

I have a couple of little fun things that I wanted to go over that I found in those that actually

do as well. Yeah, please go ahead, Mike.

So one of the wrong Well,

next, what's your next one?

The other thing. So if you find out that the evens develop like this different type of technology. I'm gonna read an actual passage real quick from while this is the Bible passage, I'm gonna read an excerpt from one of the diary entries.

And we'll say I'm happy you mentioned Bible because that has to do with what I'm talking about. Oh, sweet,

baby. So it says the evens developed a different type of electrical and propulsion system. It was unknown to our team and I don't think we ever really understood it. They were able to tap into a vacuum and bring back an enormous amount of energy from the vacuum. That is actually technology that is very possible that can exist in real

missing what I'm alluding to read a little conversation earlier in the episode about how faster than light travel was not possible. We just outlined a schematic design by fasten Yes, it's called the quantum engine. It takes space in front of you and puts it behind you. That's

not fast and light, though that's just going through a portal now just but that's not okay. This isn't this isn't

the loonie after dark, where we just yell at each other about scientific things that we know shit about.

This isn't that quantum portal technology. This is like literally, you can siphon energy from a black hole to just turn on a light bulb. Like it. It's black. And there's a YouTuber named Kyle hill that does a fantastic he's video on it. But it's like technology that we have already theorized could exist in the far future. But it sounds like the evens might already have it. I think should they be?

Yeah, I feel

like they went over something like that. They described this device while they were on the planet. And then brought it back for people to like, some tests on it with like the expanding wires. It's a whole thing.

But that was one of my little things. And my other little thing was like, I have an image of like, even language that way. But that was really my only big, big big reveal other than I also had like, like I was saying the dimensions of like, pull a planet and shit like that. Yeah,

that I actually already went over my fun fact that I totally forgot I was gonna save this for my fun fact. But it was the whole cloning thing and how race ready, the clones weren't actually like human clones. They were part human part even clones. So like, there's like a weird mixture going on. And then like I said, they brought him back to earth and god knows what they're being used for now, but we don't want to know

that too.

Well. I do have to the Well, one of my little tidbits was the bill clinton thing. I mean, that's to me, that's that like that's, that puts things in perspective because I remember Clinton I'm sure you guys do as well

not really know the

clippers. The Clippers. Clever, clever, clever is my Wi Fi network similar to all internet?

But no. So the other thing I wanted to talk about was this little thing called the yellow book

about the yellow book, I skimmed that very, very

easily. This is outside the document that we kind of looked at this is under one of the other resources that you can find on cerbo.org. And the yellow book think of as like, just the internet minus things that don't matter. No, actually, fuck that. It should literally have the words don't panic printed on it, because it's literally The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's pretty cool. It's just a wealth of information. It's holographic.

And Wi Fi,

it might be because they even gave us why I think transistors transistors, yes,

they actually talk about this and above majestic a lot. And it's pretty awesome. You would really

have to watch this for sure. But so the yellow book is not something that we were able to like bring anything like we couldn't bring anything from at home obviously. Because it's it's like their Bible like that's their Bible is just history and what has happened they write down and they make sure it's stored in this little database. And they have it for later

Yeah, speaking of that, they do have like a religion up there like they they do I forgot to mention that on circle they like prayed like some higher entity that is like one with the universe and yeah, all that hippie will star whales.

Star Wars. Yeah, exactly. Um, but other than the the yellow book. I don't wanna go too, too much into it. You guys listening if you would like to go ahead and dive into what the yellow book is what it entails? Who knows? Maybe somebody made like a replica, but like an attempt and making something similar? That'd be neat. Yeah, that'd be cool. suited our way we'd love to look over it. But other than that,

yeah, dump into us for one scout.

Yeah, we dump into you guys. Yeah. Every week.

I think about does it for serpo homeboys?

I think so. Here's

the age old question. On the count of three real or fake? 123 fail. Oh, yeah.

You think I'm, yeah, look, please.

I This one's tough. I agree. I agree.

I think this one maybe was as tough for me as like polybius was like,

so yeah, I mean, in a sense, I, I don't really know this. That's a tough call. Like, yeah, I want to say it's really fake. Because I feel like there's not enough. There's not enough. There's not enough for us to know. But there's so much what's the one thing that I that I cling on to that I was seeing between people arguing about Is this real? Is this fake? Is the numbers thing. Yeah. And a lot of people are like, Oh, well, this was like, you know,

Yeah, after going to a whole new planet for 13 years. You decide, you know what? How's uh, how's Tallahassee doing?

Going to Florida going to Disneyland,

I guess of spending 13 years on a hottest planet Mazal go to the hottest part of the US.

I guess it'd be like, yeah, you'd someone would have a, like a similarity where you just for the better part of you know, most of your life or something.

You think it's fake? Mr. Man?

I see. I'm, I'm reading the fence on this one. Because it's, it's hard for me to believe that. This is the only document that is declassifying it. It is on the internet, under a.org. Like domain and the like, there aren't other venues, or the government is shut them down. And they're like, but why is this one still? Like? What? Why is this I'm still here.

Um, I, the way it's written in Everything in all of this, like the 130 pages that were given is written, like a, like a berate sci fi film, you know what I mean? Like, it doesn't. There's nothing really too glamorous about this. This the story to really jump out at me. I mean, it doesn't take much to just be like, oh, an alien planet is gonna fuck it. Like god, it's got an alien snake on it and armadillo and Oh, they have weird fruit. Yeah, it's a

stories real. I mean, like that. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You got me they're stuck in a wheel where Yeah, constantly going around in uncertainty.

Well, and again, with like, the 130 page thing you have these two guys are constantly butting heads in the comments and changing the story. And it's like, if it's real, why are you changing the story? Right,

so my thing too, is a lot of it is a lot of it's written as like Irsay. Yes, it's based on this 3000 page debriefing of a bunch of different things that we did.

And here's another thing too, is the emails like, because this is all based off of like leaked emails that we found and everything. These emails go from the first couple pages of being like, like discovery notes and everything to diary entries. Yeah. Like, coincidentally, your turn ready, coincidentally. At the same time, coincidentally at the same time that the new the guy took over the website what's his name Victor something or something that Victor took the website from some guy named Bill

I will say it made it way more digestible and easy to read it does almost like it's a story of defeat.

Yeah, right. Yeah, I do believe that this the the idea of you know, an exchange thing probably happened but I don't think this was the one I mean, especially because we already have like a whole a whole last like intergalactic government where we have humans out and like space stations and stuff with like, the the Pleiadians and the lizard and evil the great Yeah, all them all 14 different species of aliens are out there in this one local government ship talking so obviously this could be real

I have a fantastic question that like so we're gonna real fake this again. Okay.

Does he even have post? Dammit, dog? Was that is that sorry,

those two people that stayed? I mean, let's be real. Why they stayed.

Oh, absolutely. They were just laying there fucking aliens. Oh, absolutely. Were alien pain. Yeah, better. Sure.

Do we all think that aliens are real?

Oh yes. Fucking lewdly we'd be fucking ignorant.

We went over this with

we Oh, that's right. That's real and on the way Yeah, we did those. Yes. I'm just a drunk. I

forgot that's

that is Planet serpil. Everyone Yeah, thanks

for thanks for listening to us ramble on about shit that we love. But that's every week isn't and I know it's

confusing, but believe me this serpo shit is written confusingly, website sucks to navigate

honestly sucks. I think this one was the most cohesively put together like and well organized. I just mean because it's like no, our episode. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The fact that the one that was written in the least organized fashion, most organized on our end,

we hit all the points in like, way easier in chronological order than you really are

just getting good at our job now.

How far

do you want to shout out to whoever messaged us? Oh, yeah. And our Google Voice number. We

read all of that shit. So or have you messaged us? What's since you got it up? What's that Google phone number?

Our Google number? Yes.

No luck in my mom's number.

Yeah, look, what is our number? I don't know. I don't have a pulled up. I just see who texted us almost gave out their phone number.

Here I got it, Mr. Man. Oh, and I think it's our Google phone number is 63099099366. Yes.

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We should

I think that's pretty pertinent because I don't even know we're releasing Wait A Minute Wait A may do big boy moves without me boys.

No, no, you've been a part of it. Yeah, we're talking about

I forgot

we actually talked about in the last episode but I think we've finally confirmed that with the release of this episode this episode Yeah. We will be having a merge store finally open up

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Done. Do you have a link? Yeah, we can description and all that

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It doesn't really have like a URL. It's not like deluzy pod comm we don't have that yet. You

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Yeah, me too easily. Honestly, I just want to buy all my own marriage and not make any money.

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We're not even making a goddamn profit off of the shirts are pretty much. I mean, it's like Walmart. It's like 15 cents or some bullshit like that. But that because we're we don't care about that money. Right? We just want people to like have a fun shirt. Yes, but I want people to have a shirt. Dang it.

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Yeah, we have. We've had life hit us like a ton of bricks literally the past couple months here. So getting the YouTubes up has been kind of all over the place. But uh, I'm usually not editing the

episode until what three hours before it's supposed to go up.

I'm sleeping at that time. So

we will get our shit together. We promise. Yeah.

And on that note, I just want to say you know, Doug, do you have anything to say to people? Yeah, actually, no, no, you know, I I'm gonna let fuck you I'm gonna let you and because I don't think I've ever let my just gonna end you.

Like I'm being ended by Mike.

I would like everyone out there to you know, I haven't said in a while so he's probably missing a cool kiss your dad probably misses it and then go give them a little raspberry on the tummy again, because the marquee left from the last ones probably faded away at this point. You need to read up on that. So go down on his tummy just

through troubling sentence. So with that in mind, please everybody. Stay paranoid.

Because I would also say sure, it's another good question.

Stay pair Stay pairs stay pairs everybody know please fuckin stay paranoid. We love it when you are we only talk about good shit when you are so keep it up. Oh, a

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Alright, so you guys I want you to, I want you to go outside tonight when it's nice and dark I want you to look up into the sky. And while you're while you're gazing deep into you know the black void that is outer space, I want you to reach down into your pants. I want you to pull either that that fat hog of a piano or the puffy little post post on your pads. I want you to flick that shit as hard as you can or beat it as hard as you can. I don't care what you do with it.

Stare directly at plan serpo

But yeah, make sure the energy you release when you're starting out.

Goes to Planet servo. Just make a bunch of honking noises while you do it to

just clean up after yourself.

Don't do that by everybody.

Or take the common like spell out like