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if you're not yours over someone on the other team has to run over and pick it up. And the goal is to your whole team has to chug and finish their whole drink. And what you do is when they when you knock over a pin, the other person runs the step the pin you drink in the time it takes them and set the pin back up. Oh, so you have to drink the whole time. It's kind of like drunk driving with Mario Kart. Yeah, or you can only drink when you stop. Yeah, that kind of
thing. Super fun though. You'd only missed out, I guess also. Welcome everyone. Welcome Now that I'm done talking about funky ball. Welcome to Dont Look Under The Internet. That's Doug. Hello. I'm Mike. And that's Jason.
Hmm.
It's he's not talkative today. He's pouting. I don't like this. I don't like Well, it's because I told him if he doesn't behave when we go to the Dollar General, he won't pick out a toy. And what did he do? He did not behave. So I didn't let him pick out a toy. So now he's pouting like a child. Also, he's not here.
Yeah. No, he's not here.
Today is Kelly's birthday. Happy birthday, Kelly, half birth. And Jason decided to take her out for a nice dinner. And probably other things. Whatever they entail, probably touching when Holly touching wieners. And so it's just me and Doug today, contrary to just me and Jason, last week. So now I have I have a question for the listeners. Because now you've gotten a taste of just Doug and Jason. Yep. Just Jason and me. And
just, Doug and me. Yeah. So now, at the end of this episode, I want you guys to judge on what pairing is the funniest one? Yeah. What works? What doesn't? Yeah, what works? What don't? Um, yeah, he's on celebrate. And so it's just dongles and I and we just broke into his
home.
Yeah, we're in his own house by ourselves. I was playing with his dog in his house. And I'm actually he's going to hear this when I record but I'm going to hide something in his house. And he's gonna have to find it. And it really stinks because
he's not going to know what it is, especially. Especially because he hit an egg in my house somewhere.
He hid an egg in your house. What an asshole. I you know, I might join you on that. Perhaps I will hide some sort of tooth or related thing in his home, or just like, letting an egg just go bad and mold it is. Well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna hide one egg, but I'm going to label it with a too small too, so he thinks there's somewhere that he needs to find. He's rather upset about it. I mean, he has a bunch of eggs. You guys canceled the egg toss thing or whatever, right? We
couldn't get in time. 36 of them in the fridge right now. We're definitely going to do that. Alright, Show's over. Everybody behind. We're gonna prank Jason, give us a minute. We
need to do things.
Why are we here? We're so so me. And Doug decided you know what, since it's just us, too. We're gonna get a little intimate. Here we are. And nothing's more intimate than a man
who
fights aliens with a samurai sword. Just a just a pretty face that this is going to be a slow lubing for you. Yes. At home to the next episode. We do. Yes. I know. Mike and Jason kind of talked about this actually, ahead of time saying that we were gonna have a two parter this week that you're gonna you know, get the first spoiler. happening this week? No, life has been just absolutely crazy. After September 3, I think everybody's schedule is going to be semi back to normal for the most
part. I will say while we're kind of on the topic of like updates and ship, there is a slight possibility. We may or may not or we may not have an episode out. The week of what is it not next week when this when this comes out. So it comes out? Not this Monday, but the next Monday? Yeah, it's very possible that the seventh? Yeah, the seven. It's very possible. I think the seven? I don't know I don't have dates, I mean, whatever. So it's possible because my wedding is coming up.
We may not. We may have to skip a week. We'll see what happens because who knows how busy we will be? We shouldn't but I just want to put that out in the air just to be on the safe side. So it's not a surprise though, but if anything, you might get another meeting. Me and Jason thing. Yeah, who knows is it's all up in the up in the air. Hopefully we'll get more fun stuff. The next one Doug's, Doug's idea for an episode I'm super pumped for Yeah, it's really it's gonna be really fun.
Yeah, but like Doug said, we decided we want to live your, your alien is your alien. This alien alien alien Alien is a little bit with this pro view is what? Yeah, we're gonna probe you before we get into it, though. Because we get a solid check again. quick shout out to our new patron. Hell yeah. Jonathan Salazar. Thank you for five bucks. It's super cool of you. You'll get your sticker in the mail. I don't know when Patreon I think Patreon takes a couple months to send it out.
But um, yeah, you'll get it. You'll fucking get it. So thank you so much, john. That's really awesome of you. And if you want to become a patron patreon.com slash deluded pod. We're fucking blowing up we have a surprise when we hit 20 patrons. And we're more than halfway there now. So yeah, and we're actually I know, we've been kind of toying with the idea of like, a merge thing happening soon. But uh, I just want to let you guys
know. It's, it's big. Yes. It's what's funny is, is first off sorry, people, because on the last two episodes, we talked about one AR D radar, and never went into it.
Yeah,
that's gonna be coming up soon. Sorry about the confusion, we had to take it out of the episode, because that episode for pet scout was too long.
That soon, it's not going to be during this episode, for sure. You will
get that sometime down the line here. And then we also said that our merch shop would be up by now. It's not yet but that will be very soon as well. We just ran into some, like creative issues where we're trying to figure out what to put on there. What to keep off. So expect that very soon. Do you have an update on it at all? Yeah, actually, since we're going to take a couple of weeks to actually put out the AR g
radar. I was hoping that some of our you know, more avid listeners could kind of tell me what they want to know about argb. So I've been toying with some ideas. And basically, it's either I'm going to just shit out a few weird startup args that I find in my, you know, daily bookings. Or I could explain how to do args, like, maybe give people an idea of how to use the fun. I think so too. I think I'm gonna go with both.
But I want to know what people want to hear first, like, do you guys want to know how to use ciphers? Do you want to know what to look for? And do you want I would like to get in on that too. Because as much as I love AR G's, that's the shit that I'm not a fan of is when they're like, oh, enhance this image. And then you have to put it in reverse google image. And it gives you a fuckin hexadecimal code, you got to translate that to get a binary code I'm like, is too fucking
much it gets exhausting. And honestly, some of the best energies utilize those things a lot, which is where it separates the the newbie TRG listener or follower, I should say to the, you know, pro a RG. user, the me's from the US. Yeah, you can say it, it's fine. Well, I don't want to tell people suck. But you know, I think we understand that after all of these episodes, I think they get but yeah, so I just I want to do
something for you guys. Because I know like, just for example, like Nicole even said, like, I don't understand half the things you guys talk about, but it's a lot of fun to listen to. So like I would love it if I could help people who don't quite understand. Understand. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Because that's definitely something I'd be super interested in. Also, because it's just me and Doug. We're missing Jason. I just want you people at home to guess. Guess who usually runs like the
soundboard and everything. It's typically Jason. So, apologies if this sounds a little weird, because we're doing our best without the guy. I got a full Crash Course. About an hour ago. Boy Howdy. Yep. So again, we're doing our best here without Jason was the sound guy. Just Just so just bear with us. That's all I ask. Yeah, I'm doing my best to you know. do my best. Yeah, but again, thank you, Jonathan Salazar, which is a dope ass last name. And let's get to the topic here a little
bit. We we mentioned as do with aliens a little bit and a guy with a samurai sword. Fucking Stardust ranch Star Dust ranch. So this we were trying to think of just a small little fun episode to do while Jason was gone. And me and Doug were kind of like, oh, should we fucking do? decided on aliens? And decided on this man, john Edmonds who cuts them up with a samurai sword. Yeah, so I've been wanting to do aliens for a fucking hot minute now. And we're finally getting to do some
alien stuff. Yeah. This man takes the cake on just being a fucking goon. a lunatic some would say. He's definitely a character. That is a fucking understatement. And honestly, yep. So john admin and his wife bought this ranch in 1995. And their whole goal was just to start a horse rescue very noble, very noble and like a steed like a noble steed. So props on this. And I would ask all of you to look up what john looks like. Because he do be looking there.
They're like, I think like an hour and a half or so away from Phoenix, Arizona. That's where all this takes place. And Jelly Bean. He looks like the type of guy that lives an hour and a half away from Phoenix, Arizona. That's the best way to fuck it. He looks like he fits the bill.
I was literally watching one of his interviews and of course we're gonna go over this one. It's like dude woke up like his hair looks like he's constantly waking up over and over again. Like, you one simple like, comb through. That's all you need. Dude. Just one just a brush through and you'll be good. No, not him.
He's like a good scientist like a fat old hillbilly bad scientist. It by he bought it to be a horse rescue. And he claims that immediately after they bought it, they've been having, like ghosty attacks, which they bought it in like 95 Yeah. 95 so like, they're they're claiming a lot of different things. It's I've been haunted by aliens. for that long. Yeah, I don't know how to say it. But for that long. fucking get out of there. Mike, I would have been out day. Day two. If day one I saw an
alien. Day two. I'm in my car with my shit packed. And but now the point here. The weird thing with him moving into 95 is he claims the previous owners didn't sell the place. They just vanished. Yeah, all their shit was still there. Which makes me think he probably just murdered them. After listening to everything I've listened to absolutely, yeah, he murdered these people into their home. Oh my god. Like I want to like jump ahead to a couple things to make funny jokes, but I like can't do
so. Okay, let's let's let's run you through the basics of like, what this fucking story is. So, like we said, bought the ranch started seeing aliens, right? He's like this like, he's like your typical white male who doesn't know how to use social media. So he's just posting pictures of like his him and his wife's bruises from these eight. Yeah, he posts on Facebook. Yeah, it's really really bizarre. You could check out his Facebook page and look at these
pictures yourself. It's just john Edmonds, but yeah, he he posts pictures of you. I used to the bruises. He claimed well Okay, so the picture that I have in my brain that I keep seeing over and over is the samurai sword with the blood on the ground. He took a picture of a samurai sword with a bunch of blood around it which he claims his alien blood. Mm hmm also post pictures of like, there's one I think of like a horse head with like, the eyes and the tongues removed. It's bizarre
stuff. He is so he claims that he's killed like
13
Yeah, like over 18 alien samurai sword with is that Yeah, with this motherfucker was Samurai jack on on a bunch of aliens ching ching ching. Yeah. Like, if he wasn't such a fat, shitty looking guy. This would be the most badass thing ever. like can you imagine going to a bar and hearing this man tells stories about how he clashed with aliens with a samurai sword? That's just sounds like a Nick Cage movie. It should be probably his let's be real be.
Let's just say it will be. But like if he didn't look the way he did. It'd be a lot cooler than if he looked like a fuckin I don't like like Chris or Keanu Reeves. Yeah, like need Hell yeah. Fuck yeah, I believe this guy but no, he looks like your shitty uncle that lives in the trailer park and definitely detals kid Yeah, and just drinks fucking Pabst Blue Ribbon 30 packs every day. Um, why trash and I'm in trouble. Yeah, that is that is this man to a tee? Yep, yep,
yeah. Oh God I
The more I think about it, like the more upset I get. And and you know, we're making fun of this guy and saying like, How bad is it is at the end of the day when you hear all this information about him? kind of gives off this vibe that he's a shitty, shitty person. And we'll get to why. Yeah, we will. And so actually going back to the picture of blood on the ground.
A lot of people are being like, Hey, you killed all these Gray's. Where's the proof? Yeah,
he's like, Oh, I killed 1818. Aliens and they're like, Alright, we're the bodies. And well, you have to cut the head off. And then cut the antenna off. Or else they phone home. Is his word disappear? Yeah, he's straight up just like if you don't cut off the head they disappear. So he said that one swing of a samurai sword isn't strong enough to chop the head off. Nope. Have a nail you gotta get it like an axe.
Although every other thing I've ever heard about the grays contradicts the shit out. Oh,
yeah, they're like three feet tall flimsy like paper rail as Yeah, you could breathe on one and you fuckin broke its toe or something. Literally. You could just flick them on the head and they're dead. They're like jelly. I don't even think they have bones if I think they're like jelly people kind of no bones. Yeah, they got no bones. Yeah, but he he basically. hacks Adam like his sword is an axe. And apparently it does the trick after like
four or five fucking Texas. Not Amityville, horror, axe hacks. Yeah. And the the bodies just disappear. So it's like, okay, so yeah, he has zero proof. But he did take the blood. Yeah, samples. He took his blood samples from the sword to I guess like, forensic Yeah, like hematology or some shit. Yeah. And the guy said that, where there's typically hemoglobin, it's actually what's that shit and plants of phosphorus. Know that phosphorus when they photosynthesis, core, chlorophyll, chlorophyll?
Oh, yeah.
And there's always chlorophyll in them instead of hemoglobin. And so he's like, they're a mix of like, like, matter and plant. Yeah. And then, you know, going to find this scientist guy that he gave this DNA to. Guess what? He died, and all of the blood samples mysteriously disappeared. They gone like the aliens, just like this motherfucker. took our blood like it's a goddamn Hartland
blood bank. without our permission, I will say keep keep that in mind about the plant thing is something that we're gonna talk about later on in this episode, because apparently, it matters. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, it's like 18 or 19 in these fuckers he said, which makes me think did he do they called like, one at a time?
Or are they like ganging up on him and he just does like a cool like 360 swipe and just five heads just fall off at once as he sheets blade like he's trunks from Dragon Ball fighting Freeza Honestly, I don't know because the thing that fucking bugs me the most about this is a bunch of like, it's like he so he claims there's a portal in his home that allows these greys to travel from wherever to him into his home. Now I feel like his home should look like a goddamn battlefield. Yeah, right and
graze all the time. You would think if there's a portal you would either a keep the living room open or be I guess like cage and offer something like make it like hard for them to move around. But no, yeah, especially because so I think one of the funniest things that I've heard in this entire research is it has to do with his wife. So his wife apparently was being beamed out of the bedroom. floated out of the master bedroom, down the hallway and into the parking lot. Where
he then open fire. He got a banana clip ak 47 and he's just got a UFO at a UFO with no regard to his wife safety. Apparently, he's just gonna fire an ak 47 into a tractor beam, or whatever the hell it is. And the funniest part is that his wife is like yeah, I don't remember any of that. Yep, nope, she's just like, yeah, I won't sleep in that room anymore because I don't want to get hovered out again. But she also says that she would wake up sometimes and she thinks that she's like
molested by these aliens. No, cuz she says she claims that she will wake up some nights and her like inner thighs or rub like raw. Hmm, yeah. Crazy how that be what with your weird hobo Samurai? This man is killed 18 to 19 Gray's. Maybe it's on vengeance for the molesting his wife. But how does she not see these things happening? Where is she? And when this is going down? Is he like, Oh, he's drugging her. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah, absolutely. So that's the end of
the episode. No, but I I still can't get over. He sees his wife get lifted out of the bed and just hovering down the hallway going outside. And if this is if this is true, if all this alien shit is true, good on this guy. Because his first reaction seeing his wife hovering was I got to protect my woman and grabs an ak 47 and just got into the fucking night sky. And I know you're probably thinking, why aren't the cops being called on this guy? They have a couple times. But they said he's fine.
He has permits and everything to own these guns and he lives kind of in the middle of nowhere where like his closest neighbor is like three miles away. So you can fucking pot shot in this air with your fucking rifle all you want, you're fine. But I just can't get that image out of my head of this old fat guy like how is no one turn that into like a mural? No. Just pod shot into the fucking air with an ak 47 at a UFO sounds fucking nuts if you haven't already, just
google this man real quick. So you know what he looks like? Because otherwise what we're saying isn't going going to be nearly as funny as what we're imagining in our heads right now. Yep. And you know, this kind of helps segue into the next bit a little bit but the Ghost Adventures TV show does cover this guy. Oh god. And we watched the show last night in like preparation. Yeah. And on the show they do when he talks about how he went out and lit up
the fucking UFO. They do have like a small like three second. Like dramatization. Yeah, this is a guy with two guns just Kaka Kaka Kaka into the air. It's the funniest fucking thing. Yeah, is it's if you haven't watched Ghost Adventures, I mean, God is so bad but good. Yeah, it's it's trash reality TV, and it's amazing. It all sucks at the same time. Probably even though I know all that should speak. It's probably like my favorite fucking TV show
right now. I don't know what it is like, I know everything on there is fake, but just just the spooky atmosphere and everything just gets me. I love that shit. It's fucking great. Yeah, and now I do love like, ghost stories and believing in ghosts and aliens and whatnot. And like, they do like so in the episode you will see a couple like weird anomalies happen where like they see like a mist and mist and some like an alien
in the sky. Allegedly see what looks like an airplane but they're like, Oh, fuck, it just vanished. Yeah, it just got out of your line of sight my guy
now if you if you go into it with an open mind, and they're fun and super Sure. Like,
again, don't we know most issues probably fucking fake. But it's just fun trash TV. Yeah. ventures it's great. But they ghost you're probably wondering, why is Ghost Adventures hunting? UFOs I guess it's because in this guy's house, there's also someone who killed himself there. Allegedly because the aliens might have like coerced him to do it. Or he went crazy because of the aliens. So that's really why
they're there. And they call it like, like a hissing noise in a bedroom and some like weird like, male foreign voice happening. Yeah. Yeah, they catch some little stuff where it's like, okay, that's kind of fun. And they're and they did like some geo magnet, magnetometer readings and everything, which, I mean, I don't know much about geo magnetometers, but I'm sure half that shit that they saw was not
that paranormal. I mean, they're like, oh, what would be freaky is if we got like a reading in like the hundreds 250 is and they get one at like 150 or something. And they're like, that's not natural. There's probably something like a power line or something running into them because it is on this guy's property. Yeah, that's Yeah. And they're like, Oh, it's right by the front gates. Just a natural dude. And a natural my guy. But they they catch it. They catch these like readings like right
by the gate. And the guy's probably got like his internet. Like his fiber line going through there or something. You know, I mean, like it's at his front gate. That's usually I've imagined where underground construction takes place as in the entrance of your home maybe? Yeah,
I mean shit. Like for a lot of the things so like this. The Stardust ranch it actually almost has like, a little bit of like skinwalker Ranch vibes. JOHN claims I
super wanted to kind of do Stardust ranch and skinwalker Ranch in the same episode, but skinwalker you can. You can do a lot with skinwalker where I would like to, you know, do that one justice instead of cramming it with this piece of shit. Yeah, no,
it definitely deserves its own episode for sure. Yes, considering the vast amount of actual research that's been done skinwalker Ranch I guess. Yeah.
There have been some people that go to John's branch startups ranch and they're like, Oh yeah, like this one lady like stayed the night and she said that she was visited by like three small black figures and he again on his Facebook he posts a bunch of stuff like he's got this rock that he calls like the artifact and it's got like this I guess like rune on it or something. He says they the aliens use for like their their their teleportation devices and everything. So this guy's just a
character. Do you remember what the what the like?
He said there's
some sort of like Walker's out side of the house that I can't remember what they're from the hunter guys. Yeah, I don't remember their name. But yeah, he's He said he claims that there's like these like, paranormal like, imagine just like a deer hunter, but you're hunting you like aliens and
shit. Oh yeah, there's this guys that just roam around like the outskirts of his property just hunting for fucking UFOs and aliens and they're like, came up to the door one time and was just like, yeah, I'm here to protect you from the monsters and yeah, property. Yeah. And he's like what? monsters over property, I keep them away, obviously not doing the best job because all these aliens are in your home, get a new Monster Hunter guy because this one
sucks. Go on LinkedIn, see what you find or no, go to zip recruiter because you're the one doing the hiring. I didn't hire you. Right, I can't pay you much. And by much I mean nothing. Well, considering he so he's been trying to sell this home or this ranch for a while now. And when he first listed it was that like, I think the property value was like, Well, what do you say like 100,000? ish? Yeah, it was like 280 300, though. And he first listed it for 1.5 million. And then Ghost
Adventures happen. And now it's on the market for 5 million. Yep. So I want you people to imagine. Why do you think john thinks is telling the world there's aliens at his house? Because he wants to hike up the price of his house. Yeah, I have to look. This man is he's like, I can't even believe the things that he's done. So like, actually, one of the one of the cooler videos I did see was when he did that online interview, where the host was like, hey, there's like two little people
behind you right now. Yeah, you can see in this like inner Skype interview he does where there's like, he's just talking and there's like these two heads that kind of like peek around the corner at Skype. So it's like fucking 36 Yeah, so you can really see what they are but they do look kind of small. So that's kind of creepy. I mean, he it might have just been a person just like, open in and out. But who knows. He also he went on another interview on a
podcast. I don't know if I told you that this or if you saw this one or not. On this podcast, the the host I cannot believe I forgot the name of the show. I feel like an asshole now. But I guess the the host kind of like dabbles in like human psychology and he's kind of like a nerd about that kind of stuff. And he's like, I think john is a full on sociopath. Like I think he's a psychopath. And here's
why. In the interview, john says, he's like, Oh, yeah, my wife told me if they ever get their hands on her, she wants to be the killer right then and there. She does not want to go with the aliens. She wants me to kill her put her down. And he's like, I fuckin believe him. I believe that he will do that, too. Oh, yeah. This guy kind of sucks. They kind of just sounds like he wants to murder his wife. Much like Hi, Finley. Finley is very excited because Jason and Kelly just got home
from their dinner. And we're trying not to be quiet but they're trying to have alone time with each other and personal time and we're kind of in his den.
Yeah, Jason's trying to rub his vagina on Kelly's penis. liberis colibra she's trying to double the clip. I love that. That is my favorite thing right now the clippers.
So yeah, sorry if you hear weird sounds and whatnot because they're in the other room. Obviously, it's Kelly's birthday sweet told her be as loud as you want it. You know? Don't mind us. So if you hear weird shouts or screams or laughs or barks from a dog, it's because they're in the other. They're having a good time so far. So are we. So we're not we're not jealous that we are left out of that party. Why would we now? Okay. Anyway, so there's also a book. Oh, yes. That was written book. Yes. co
written. Yeah. I was about to say Guess who co wrote your boy john. Edmund. Get one elaborate a little bit on the book. You so you touched on it a smidge. So I obviously I haven't read the book because there's no way in Fucking hell I'm going to pay $22 for this heap of shit that I'm sure this man wrote. But basically, it is a collection of the stories and the history of
star Stardust ranch. And the things that have gone on I'm sure you'll hear a lot of reiterations of what we've touched upon today but in a very short manner. We're a long drawn out manner I shouldn't say yeah.
I don't I don't think the book is good at all. I mean, sure. It's really not
Yeah, it's probably sucks I doubt it's a fucking New York Times bestseller but I'm often wrong.
Yeah, I you know, john admin, sir. If you're listening to this, which you have the free time I'm sure.
I'm pretty sure he sold the house to and if you sold it for five mil dollars I know you have the free time because you're not working right now.
No and if you put all that money in Doge CAD if you bought that house for $5 million I'm sorry but you got fucking scammed Italy am sure that
I mean you could turn into an Airbnb and be like fucking alien staying you know alien stay yeah
this is fun time we'll serve you breakfast over the alien stains I'll give you alien stains please
don't you want before we before we kind of get into our opinions on this which you've probably picked up on our opinions on this throughout the episode me and Doug kind of both came to the same conclusion where we think we might have rushed through this just a smidge Reason being is again we're trying to get through this episode a little bit have Jason and Kelly have their their time
until we have our own recording studio. Currently we're recording out of Jason's home
Yes So let's recap just a little before we get into our conclusion on what we think of the Stardust ranch. So so so let's see greater than bracket B john Edmund. Greater than bracket claim to kill 19 aliens greater than bracket have no proof greater than bracket what question mark dot JPG greater than bracket. Get on TV. The Ghost Adventures was having a bad season 15 I think it was a bad time for Ghost Adventures.
Anyways, yeah, we have john admin he claims to have killed these greys in his home who have a portal with a sword you can't memorize. You can't fly past the best part of this. He kills him with a samurai sword. Alright,
alright. Or if any of our fans out there are good at art. Can you draw this man? Oh Samurai jack. Like like slaying?
And also could you draw him shooting up a UFO? Yes. In a parking lot.
Yes. Can somebody paint a mural that I would put on the side of a van?
Yeah, I shit you not I will pay you if you can paint a mural of this man lighting up a UFO in the night sky with his twin ak 40 sevens. I will pay you for it. Like we I will go out of my own pocket on this. I'm thinking like that classic Star Wars poster. Yeah, yeah, that's when I was like, Luke has this like, you know, his hand up in the sky. Yeah, but it's a john with an ak 47. And there's like an alien above it. Oh, amazing. And his wife is like half levitating beneath his feet
or something. I don't know. Somebody please get on that. We would. I would love you forever. I will give you Doug's personal cell phone number. If you do that, for us. Damn, that is a hefty, hefty fucking reward. But yeah, again, to sum it up, man buys ranch. ranch be haunted by aliens. Man. Puts pictures on Facebook of the blood from aliens. All his bruises and scratches his dead livestock with like the eyes and the tongues cut out. Man, we forgot during our Ghost Adventures
part. Let's hear So remember, I was like, yo, remember the plants? Oh yeah. That during during ghost adventure, they use their their EMP device to collect this audio. And one of the things that in the audio is like, brown mist. Bind plant. Yo, yo, so it's a literary iterate, reiterate. It's not like a voice that like they they this they have this whole contraption that when the spirits put their quote unquote, put their energy into this device. The box chooses from
like a list of words Yeah. To use so it's not like they're getting actual recordings of the Spirit talking. It's like a Siri voice Yeah, it's like a pre to turn it's called a spirit box. Oh, no, that's not the spirit spirit box is the one that's cycled through the radios This is called well it's it's very similar, I guess putting it into a very simple terms, but instead of actually hearing what spirit sounds like it's just a robot going hand. Yeah, but yeah, devil. Yeah, because that's what
the spirits trying to say. By using its energy I guess. But that doesn't make sense. Whatever. That's a topic for another day is how about an episode on shitty Ghost Adventures equipment? Oh, God. Like This is making me want to play Phasma phobia because they just updated it fun fucking game. I have to see the new update. No. Oh my god. This is this is for this is for the bonus. Yeah, you'll hear about that on the bonus. But yeah, it just says something like, brown
mist bind plant. Yeah, and the Ghost Adventures guys are like, Oh fuck, it is a plant to plant So mine is hard. bakudo chlorophyll or some shit which I don't think it's chlorophyll it's it's whenever they know able to fucking look it up. What is your plant blood? Is that where you're going to Google? Yes. What it what are plant blood? Blood? All right, well,
well while he Googles this, I do want to save. I've actually had.
Oh, it is chlorophyll.
Okay, so So yeah, we kind of knew what we were talking about. We had some ideas
what is plant blood call?
You do us so it was so well this is what we do we watch the stupid shit and then we Google what is when blood
that's, that's yeah they tie it all together off one word they bind plant well Didn't he say the vegan aliens or plant people and they freak out about it and they're like brown mist which to be on the topic of Ghost Adventures again they see they see like this little like black fist mist or, or shadow or something like run across the back of a couch. And they're
like, Whoa, that's crazy. And then two seconds later they show another camera angle and the camera angles beaming like down on where this mist came from. And they they put on a giant red arrow that says that's where the mist was. So show me the footage from that camera. So I can see where the mist better, but they won't do that because they faked it. Oh, I'm crazy, right? Crazy how it goes eventually the fake allegedly sorry, I don't get fucking sued by discovery or
whatever. Well, allegedly fake shit. Well, okay, so to be fair, I just started watching Ghost Adventures because of this one episode that I watched. And so now I've been like six or seven episodes of the first season. And it's just so funny. Like, they'll like be down a hallway and they'll be like, do you Did you hear that? Yep, sounded like some some claims and claims. Yeah, I heard a pebble hit the ground. Whoo.
Demon throne. She's trying to hormones like you know there's some asshole behind the camera just like fucking
Yeah. Okay, tap tap dancing around. Yeah.
Like,
it's it's a crazy show. But we keep going back to Ghost Adventures because like, if you want to see anything on startups Ranch, the Ghost Adventures episode is probably the best way to get the information on it. Yeah, because you're getting a little bit of everything without giving john Edmonds any money. Yes.
And got it. Yeah, you see the interview? You see what it looks like you see? Fucking Zack being Zack in the home and just how fucking Guney they are. It's a good time. perfect
way to experience this topic. Is the Ghost Adventures episodes in season 15 that's all I know. I think it's Episode 512 I think it's something like that. Yeah, Zanna. 15 something that I but we kind of off shot there. We're trying to sum up. We weren't trying to sum up Stardew Valley are I mean, that, you know,
I keep wanting to call it Stardew Valley, you know, right. And I'm like, trying really hard not to but it's I just love that game. So it's like start start dust. Okay.
Also, I kind of really hope that this guy look would have looked like Charlie Cox from the movie stardust. But he does not remember saying, Oh, it's a good movie, actually. Yeah. It's very nice. Robert De Niro plays a pirate who secretly likes to cross truss and they capture lightning in a bottle. It's actually kind of a fun movie. I'm not gonna lie to you. Okay, I highly recommend it. I'm sorry. My throat is making noises. But yeah, so he he slices heads off of these.
Gray's he's killed like 19 of them, sees his wife hovering around shoots the UFO wife's been abducted a couple different times. molest his wife, I'm assuming because she says she wakes up with Roth eyes. Probably him. You know, digital in her quiver is wrong. He gets on Ghost Adventures. He sells his house for way more money than he should have been able to get for it. That's pretty much Stardust ranch. Now Doug, you tell me what you think. I think the people already figured out
how we feel about this. But I would like to hear Yeah, we were not very hiding the fact of how we felt about this now. Gonna reiterate. I love aliens. I love anything to do with aliens and like, this whole scenario for me. Feels like a giant crock of horseshit.
Oh, most definitely. This man is literally either using the story as a way to continue domestic abuse on his wife slash get $5 million for his home which he should not get by any means. I think it's wild to believe that these aliens are appearing as shadow people or mists? Oh, that's
not a great grace don't do that, that I even even says at one point that the actual men and black came to his door.
Yeah, okay, sure john Edmonds who lives in startups ranch. Fuck you.
Not anymore. I don't think like I said, I think he sold it. If you do still have you still live there to fuck yourself? Go fuck yourself. What How are you feeling? Oh, I'm on board. This guy's totally like molesting his wife. And I think I think the nail in the coffin was when he went on that one podcast and was like, Oh, yeah, she told me if the crazies ever come back for killer. Oh, and he just said it with no like, if you can find it
look it up. I can't remember the podcast but he says it would like know, without skipping a fucking beat. Like this guy will kill his wife. If it helps him. Yeah, more attention for like, more fame. Yeah, he's he's totally in my opinion. A fucked up guy who should not be in this lucky of a position? I honestly think that my lucky position sorry. I mean getting five mil for not molesting his wife. Yeah, that is not a lucky position. Oh, no.
I mean, he's coming up for sure for being a piece of shit. But I think the podcast you're talking about I don't I don't know the name of it either. But like one of the videos I use for research was actually talking about how one of the first podcasts that talked about this kind of called him out.
Yes, whole situation.
And that kind of sparked all this debate on whether or not he was like an actual, like, domestic abuse.
And they the guy pretty much was like he had think he's just a psychopath.
Yeah. And then like, nobody could like refute the claims or like, whatever it is, and like he was just like,
yeah, cuz he would go on these shows and even on Ghost Adventures, you'd be like, yep, killed an alien art. Where's the body just disappeared? For you said you sent the blood to a scientist. Whatever the blood? He died and the blood just disappeared mysteriously. Okay, then. I mean, sure. Like that. Wife don't remember it sounds like the government. Yeah, sounds like some shit the government but it's also this guy. Like it again, if you look
up a picture of john admin. If he sent alien blood to a scientist, and it came back as alien blood, like he says it did. The government doesn't need to kill the scientists and steal the blood. Because even if he does get the blood back, then he hasn't like an a vial. No one's gonna believe him. Because of how he fucking looks. People gonna look at and be like, that's just like horse blood in the vial, isn't it? You're just or your wife's blood? That's
your wife's blood? Do you have your wife's blood in a beaker? That's your wife's blood, isn't it? No one would ever believe anything. This man says this man is math Santa Claus. That is obvious. That is the best way to put it with a samurai sword. Yeah, he's still giving you gifts in a box. He gives you a gift and a sheath in the form of a blade. You don't see it coming. You just hear the click of the sheath and then your while you were busy hunting new hunting aliens, he was busy
studying the blade. Like, I guess that kind of concludes Stardust ranch a little bit. I did. I did want to ask, do you have any Alien Encounters yourself? No, I've, I've seen what I want to say is to UFOs. But I was very, I was a lot younger at the time. So it could have just been anything. Like I vividly remember seeing a UFO when I was walking to my grandma's house. But it was on Halloween. And looking back in
my memory. I remember like seeing this thing very vividly to where it might have just been like one of those little like, drone toys with like the fan underneath. You know what I mean? And I just didn't realize at the time because I was probably like nine or eight or something that's fair. And then the other one I saw, I think it was a UFO, I saw what looked like a plane. And then like just a light in the sky moving
towards each other. And they're like, they got extremely close to where I was like, they're gonna fuckin hate each other. That's insane. And the one just disappeared. And then the plane just kept going. And the other one just reappear right behind it. And I was like, and you know, that could have been, you know, a plane just swerving out of the way or however you do that in the sky. Well, but yeah, who knows? You know, who knows, but I so I can't say I've seen a UFO. But I've seen what I, from
what I recall looked weird. And I don't have the knowledge on airplanes to say that was an airplane or not. All I know is that airplanes have to be at least one mile apart.
Yeah. Oh,
I mean, they could have been because I mean, airplanes are super high up in the air. So then looking like they're about to hit could have been one mile apart. Oh, yeah. My vision, you know, so who knows? But that's all I got.
All right. All right.
Do you have anything, Douglas? So I do. But I feel like it's a good story. But I feel like there's a one aspect of the story that's going to make people be like, Oh, so I can I guess what that aspect is before you even start good, where you Hi, yes, okay, great. To to just, you know, put some background knowledge onto this. At the time that I was getting high, I was smoking a lot, so it wasn't like I was like stupid when I was getting high, I was just getting high to get high.
And relax. You know, I wasn't like getting high and being like, I see a big wind in my room or some shit. You know, like, when you're in high school will also like, I'm not a weed. You know, I don't smoke the weed. But you don't really hallucinate on marijuana. Do you
know No. And like, I mean, I've been high as fuck to the point where like, I just don't know what's going on. But at the same time, I I've also smoked a whole bunch, when like, my whole high school life was just me smoking weed. I was just big stoner. So. Alright, let's get into it, shall we? Yes,
go I tell the store. Alright, so me and my buddy, whose name I'll admit, for legal purposes. We were we grew up in a rather like, wealthy neighborhood. boogy. Yeah, boozy is definitely the word. And there was an unincorporated area, inside of Naperville for whoever wants to know, called Green Acres. And basically you access this subdivision through one street. And then once you got into the subdivision, it was just like a big fucking square with like, a bunch of houses in
it. No sidewalks, no streetlights, it was all unincorporated. So weird. It was just a great place to go smoke weed can't come in there. Exactly. So we would go and like every other plot of like land was basically empty because they were building houses at the time. So like every other house was built, but like there'd be just a lot that didn't have anything going on. So we would park in front of one of those lots. Because nobody owned it. Nobody was nobody gave a shit.
So I used to have a stereo system in my old car. I was driving a Dodge intrepid.
Wow. You were that kid? Huh? Yeah, God had this bright ass blue light. So when we would go on Park, I would, I was able to take the head unit like out of it. Like I could unplug it. There was no light inside the car when we were parked there. So we park inside of Green Acres. And I take the head unit off and me and my buddy, were just smoking the block, just hanging out talking, listening to music. Nothing out of the
ordinary. Now this was a school night, so it was probably anywhere between like eight and 9pm that we were doing this so that was it. So kind of definitely dark out. Okay, yeah, so it was definitely dark out like dark enough where there was no sun. There was no like, little blue. Like light in the distance. You know, I'm saying, but so we park and I'm just like, okay,
let's fucking smoke. Let's put on some little Wayne because that was the shit at the time. Let's fucking get a high school dog.
So we're smoking and like maybe 510 minutes into a smoking. I'm we're you know, we're shooting the shit and then all of a sudden, bam, blue light. So my first thought is, oh shit. Popo. cherries and berries are happening. But no red light. cherries and berries. Oh. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, so I just see this bright ass blue light, like fill the car. And I'm like, I immediately like look at my body. He looks at me we're both like, Oh shit, like what's happening? But the light
was like so neon blue. And it was like, literally like surrounding my car. Like, I don't even know how light shone on the car. Yeah, like a spotlight literally, like above my like the Kmart blue light. Like I'm talking like, yeah, bright ass blue. And like, so I freak out. And I'm like, we're getting arrested. Like, that's exactly like the first thing that comes into my mind. So like, I immediately look behind me. See nothing. And I'm like, What the fuck? My buddy does the
same exact shit. And we're like, what the hell? So like, I literally put the blood out in the ashtray. Get out of the car. And then there's no light. As soon as I get out of the car, no light. Really? Like it just turned off. Like it was just gone. Like I didn't even see it turn off like it was bright blue as fuck. Get out of the car. No light.
So I look at my buddy and I'm like, What the fuck was that? And he's like, dude, I have no idea. So we get back in my car. And I'm like, let's just leave. Put my head unit back into you know, the slot. Yeah, it's fucking 1:30am
Oh, shit. Yeah. So you lost a lot of fucking time. Uh huh. We were both Like, seriously like, what the hell just happened? Like, I didn't believe it was 130 like, I thought I put my head unit in and I was just like, okay, I just talked about the time because I unplugged it or something. Phone said 130 his phone said 130 we have like missing texts or calls or anything from like, parents or anything.
Nothing. Huh? We were both just so fucking confused. Wow. And we went home. That's,
that's fucking crazy. It was seriously weird as hell. You know what, you know, it's kind of scary about that is you? Yeah, you may have been abducted, because the whole thing is like, they kind of nutty. They can't like erase your memory a little bit.
And like, that's all that happened. Like, I like I I tell this story a lot to people because I think it's really funny and like, kind of weird. But like, I have like nothing like, I have nothing to back it up. Except for my boys.
Just Hi. You know, mark in a gravel lot. And literally, everyone's just like, you guys are just high. And I'm like, No, dude. Like, well, even if that was the case, like, the odds of you to seeing the exact same thing are wildly low. Yeah, you know, like, you both seeing a bright blue light and losing track of time and the exact same matter.
I feel like that's, that doesn't happen. No. And like, I have no reason to like lie about this. Like,
not like it's gonna pick up chicks at the bar like, hey. Yeah, and it's just, it's just something that's like, always, like, I've always, like, I will never forget that moment because it was so fucking weird. Like, I have no way to explain it. My body has no way to explain it like, yeah, we were fucking stoned. But like, I don't lose.
And, you know, three or four hours of time when I get high like I, you know, I was smoking weed back in the day and I'd be high for like, 3045 minutes, and then I'd be like, Alright, we
got to smoke again. Yeah, right. And like, I have school the next day, so I'm not trying to be out till 130 I have to fucking be awake at fucking six in the morning. Like, that's fucking nuts. My guy. It was weird. That was followed. You're butthurt at all. Were you probed. I had no weird marks. I had no butt pains. It was just like
these aliens do to me. When in that time did you get your nose ring? It's a little piece of metal. Maybe that's an antenna. But it was March of this year actually.
True. That's totally true. So
I forgot about that. That's a recent thing. Well, yeah, that couldn't have been it then.
Yeah, no, I don't know. But hey, it was a long time ago. Nothing's happened since I haven't seen any weird things. Maybe they just
saw like you and your buddy. And we're like, Man, these guys. They're too loud.
Like we can't have them up. Maybe smoking. We want some of that weed. Yeah, they just stole your
ducks. You just a steal your blood and leave. Damn, that'd be fucking hilarious. They smoked with you. You just don't remember it. We're getting high with alien that's
upsetting.
They took a bunch of like selfies with you and everything on their camera. Not yours. Yeah, they're like, wow, this earth leg is really cool and hip. Let's hang out with them again. But they like forgot to get your number because they're too high. Oh wow. That is some dank Earth Well, on that note, I guess that's that Stardust ranch slash star to slash dog being abducted and possibly smoking the chronic with a bunch of little greys? I'd like to think that I did. Yeah, I'd like I'd
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