DLUTI 049 - Kate Yup

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Some real dumb surgery. A lot of real dumb surgery.

I brush my cat today a happy boy He's so soft. There was so much hair everywhere.

Finley needs a brush but he fucking hates it and he will eat the brush. If I try

to get that big hand brush. Yeah,

well so I have this thing.

That's what I use.

Just your hand for not well, it's

like oh, but it's got the brush on.

I'm gonna invest in one of those cat tongue ones. I'm just gonna we're

just gonna fucking put in your mouth and pretend to lick your cats.

Now. That's one step to seducing the cat. Fuck that cat. You have a what now?

We have this thing that like it's supposed to be like a calming brush and it's it vibrates a bunch. And as soon as we start using it unfriendly like he if he's wild as fuck, he just like slumps and sits down. It's incredible.

It's a vibrating brush.

It's a vibrator for dogs.

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I tossed around the idea of throwing the audio of these videos just in the background of all of us talking but I was swiftly shut down because that would be terrible. And all of you would stop listening. Yes, I'm almost positive. Have we? Has anyone here ever heard of? Yep. There it is. We're doing Kate Yup. If you guys have not heard of Kate. Yep. Full Name

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you're further away from it. No, we're doing it's called Kate. Yep. And this is a YouTube channel. God, it's a mukbang it's it's mukbang. And for those of you who don't know what a MCMC thing is, a mukbang is where somebody or somebody's sitting in front of a camera and just eat an unholy amount of food.

And it's usually gross, usually gross.

I mean, we've got like Mikado avocado who just fucking shoves chicken dipped in ranch into his face and fights with his boys. Don't cry. KFC. Yeah, yep, there's him. There's a couple others but this one specifically deals with seafood like a lot. Read a lot of seafood and like tentacles raw fish scallops, lobster and like 11 Fucking pounds of tentacle. They know, right?

Why the hell are we covering a muck bang though? Man YouTube there?

Well, why don't we start from the beginning? Yeah.

Yeah. So who the fuck is Kate? Yep.

So, Kate Yup, is a YouTuber, as we've already stated who does mock bangs, and her YouTube channel was registered to YouTube on March 12 of 2018. And basically, she just be so to be fair, she is a very tiny girl who wears a blindfold on and her videos eats about 45 pounds of just discussed a bug. And it just hit just took the fuck off. It gained a lot of popularity. real fucking quick.

I would say she came up right in that golden period of YouTube where ASMR was being a thing that everyone will know how many fucking mukbang videos I saw, like two years ago. Oh, gross. Yeah, and it caught on somehow it fucking caught on.

Is it okay, here's a good question. Or the majority of the viewers that that watch mukbang from America,

probably and they're perverts.

People that buy the bathwater of like that. EGirl Oh,

Bella, you would ever Delphi and then a couple of people got like a STD from that bathwater.

That was bullshit. But

was it wasn't real. I mean,

there's literally no way for that to happen. I

don't think was an STD I heard people got sick though. Probably from drinking during bath water.

But I mean yeah, like

sure it was not good, but they don't think an STD could fucking carry props

to her if she did actually take a bath and fill up bottles with that water because I would just went straight to the towel. Absolutely. If she actually did the work, you're better than

those farts and this is going the wrong direction

got really sick. From the farting and jars or diet. Yeah, she was like just wait, it was like it was just like being beans kale and like something else and like the beans only die. Can you imagine getting paid to just shard almost shard your pants into a bag or a jar and send it out from

just a rubber band the top of a brown paper bag

full and you're saying I can get paid because I just did it for free now you just

be sending out bags. Check my freezer

well, we'll wait for after but we aren't getting

Yeah, she that 2018 was when these mukbang videos started getting super popular for no fucking

reason. Yeah, and that's that's kind of when she came out as a mukbang artist if

ASMR Yeah, a mukbang DJ.

Yeah, and the most the the the common factor of all mukbangs is that it's, you're gonna hear all the noises. That's the point.

You're gonna hear a lot of mucking and bang. Yes.

So what? Actually this this channel brought my attention to the fact that there are two types of mukbang fans, one being the casual mukbang fan who does not look for things like methods of eating and etc. People who

like mukbang and people who don't like mukbang but still watch it

I guess

I guess for the wow factor.

Yeah, the fucking hardcore fans. Like they they want to see what they call a savage eating which is just like, doesn't pick it out and like you're not trying to be like cute or dainty about it, which is a lot of mcbaine YouTubers are kind of like the

Japanese messy boy. Yes. Okay,

but So Kate Yep, definitely falls under the savage eating category for fucking sure. Because it's just it's chaos.

This people not know that like you can watch Animal Planet for free, right? Like, you don't have to pay them anything and you can just watch like a lion kill another animal.

But also like if you're getting paid to sit there and eat 11 pounds of a really really delicious foods.

Speaking of 11 pounds the how do these videos start? Like where are we at? Where we at?

Are you asking me how the videos start?

Just like where do we start?

What would you say? She opens her mouth? Her mouth no

so I watched Okay, I'm gonna be 100% honest I watched at at the very least the first 15 seconds of every video.

Yeah, I will say I did also watch like a handful of like 20 seconds of

sci fi committed I watched like three full last episode. See,

I didn't I dug my teeth into a couple of them because there there are some some little bits of information around a couple of the episodes that I just I needed to see for myself, but the majority of my time was spent gagging silently and trying to make it through 15 seconds of this. But literally all of these videos are It's all the thumbnails are of Kate, who is always wearing a blindfold. I'm guessing to hide her identity. Yeah.

I don't even think it's a blindfold I think she has like a mask on because you can see her you can see her like grabbing she knows where foods at she

can see it's hiding like the middle of her face. Yeah. Which is a weird mask. Yeah, they're all They're all just McBain and they're all seafood. All of them are seafood. Like this is like her she

loves her some seafood.

Well she's found this this this market niche of muck bangs that no one has really broken into because there aren't a lot of seafood McMahon. I've

seen a woman demolish some king crab. And I mean demonic. She was sucking meat out a claw.

You can't talk about your wife. Dude.

I mean, I do that so.

I don't really know like what else to say about these videos. It's

exactly what you think it's when we say a tiny woman is destroying pounds of

perspective. The first episode she literally eats a lemon of salmon. I am no cuts. I was looking for cuts, no cut none and it just demolishes 11 pounds of Sam smoked

salmon is one of my favorite fucking foods. There is no way in hell, I could eat 11 pounds of it in 13 and a half minutes, which by the way is about the average length of her videos. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it what it's like what the fuck but I the videos like they just they just are McBain like it's and Tim, you're gonna have like every description of these videos. It's all pretty much the fucking same. There's some variations of like what it says but most of it is like, I'm

like banners in the video that just like just was so delicious. Yeah. Captions thing. Yeah. Oh, she doesn't talk. She talks like maybe once she

and she doesn't talk she whispers she Yeah, she's very silent. She does not communicate with anybody via voice. It's all via caption. Yes.

And it's always this food was so good. This salmon was good today. blahdy blahdy blah.

I guess I could see why. Because like you're busy shoveling fucking food into your face. Well, and

also, it helps because the whole purpose I think of these videos, it brings up that ASMR party again, people aren't there to listen, you talk. They're there for noise. They're

there for the mouth noise.

Yeah, they're there for the mouth noises. So if you're talking you're disrupting that flow of the the mouth noise which

honestly, now they could I just go online and look for an editor of our podcast and be like, do you like mouth noises because if you want to do this for free, I will give you all the free mouth. You want you don't have to pay you just had just edit the

$11 Patreon will go up or just a dedicated video of mouth noises so far, we

have like nine things in that $11 that hypothetical $11 Patreon.

But I would say the main reason we're talking about this specific. Yeah, let's say shortest is because after watching some of the videos, you start to notice a couple weird things happen. There definitely is

some weirdness to be had. Yeah, and I'm not gonna go into like each individual video that that has these occurrences. If you really want to go and watch them. Good for you. I will link the channel in the description. This is one of the only occurrences where we're going to tell you like

we're just gonna tell you the overall arcing story we're not gonna get too deep into detail because I don't want to go down that path again. I got drunk last night doing the research for this. I went down the path enough I have math I'm gonna bring up at the end of this. I don't even

really want to like Mike's going to tell you guys to go watch the videos like normally we're like, yeah, go support the No,

I don't want that. I don't want anyone anybody to watch this because you're gonna throw up

this is one of the times where I'm gonna say the thing. Dont look under the internet.

This is one of those things. This is why we're called what we're called because it's so it's not good.

But that being said, there are a few little weird happenstances in some of the videos you're gonna see. Like throughout the beginning of her videos that she's got a bunch of bruises on her arms. She's got like bruising on her lip that like they claim as herpes. Not that kind of herpes but like you know, cold sores and stuff like

yeah she says something like this salmon is so delicious and all the SEO and the s in the sentence is capitalized everything else is lowercase.

Yeah and even people are thinking that she's like, you know, SOS saying in the video like saying that she needs help stuff like that just a lot of weird claims like it's honestly apart from the videos themselves the comments section of these videos are where it's all kind of happening. Yeah. Which is actually a great spurred scooter.

Thanks for the bird scooter there. Appreciate it. No, it's like Doug said the comments are were literally all like 99% of the am I about to call this a mythos?

mythos let's go like

but that's that's kind of what it is and it's where all the speculation takes place. And it's it's hard to take a lot of it seriously and like so like Doug was saying like, it says like something is delicious but like Linares s n o n s like segmented are displayed his capital letters. Yeah,

you see her? I think in that same video even she's like tapping a bowl, and people are like, that's Morse code. Yeah, SOS as well.

Yeah. And there's like, there's a bunch of people like really digging their claws into this in like the little little nuances that happened within this. And like some of the other strange occurrences aren't like people say they hear like other people, whispers and stuff like that. But again, going to the comments, that's where all of this gets expounded on it. And it's literally there's like one of the videos. There's one comment at the beginning saying

She was three teeth in the same video. Yes.

And like none of this. This doesn't seem so again, on the surface, and especially coming from a very, like arg internet conspiracy vantage point. As we do. This seems like something is off, something is wrong. Something needs to be done about this, because Kate is in trouble.

Yeah, everyone thinks that she's being held against her will to be forced to make these mukbang videos. And there's some kidnapper Yeah, the scenes watching and making her do these.

And that's what they explained. Like the other noises you hear in the background as Kate Yup, actually responded to these comments. Yes, no. And there's so there's two, there's two types of replies that are sent. The first type is what I would like to call the normal type. And the other one is called the schizophrenic type. Because the normal type, toxin, like how you would talk, you refer to yourself as I, you don't refer to yourself as Kate or her or anything like that.

I have something on that. We'll go over later.

I also do. Okay, is it the Reddit thing? No, there's just a very easy explanation. explanation. Yeah,

I think we're thinking the same thing.

But yeah, so Kate actually, like so she sees or somebody from this channel sees these comments. I don't want to say Kate because I don't want to assume that it's just one person. You know, making the videos replying to them, et cetera. And you'll see why later. But she responds to these like, are you okay? Are you okay? And she's like, No, I'm fine. And she responds like the tooth falling out saying, like, No, I just fucking eat a lot of food. Like,

she's like, I might die if I make this happen. And it's like, maybe you should, you should stop go to a dentist.

But then you also get like, no, Kate would never do that. Kate, Kate makes sure she takes care of herself and like Kate's fine, she would like she would make sure that we would know she's in trouble. And that's kind of where my for lack of a better word, fucking spidey sense starts tingling because I'm like, Okay, who the fuck, starts replying to comments in the first person and then finishes replying to the comments in third. That just that doesn't make a whole lot of

Yeah, there's a bunch of very small breadcrumbs that could lead to their very potential kidnapping.

Yes, exactly. Like it for People like us, it screams that and so like we just we had to sink our teeth into this one but yeah that's kind of it for the comments there's there's only a few of them yeah he only responds like what three maybe four times I think Jeff like that

you don't really start to get much and like that last like up her last upload is when you get like a bunch of the I would say the theories get more solidified by the people because in the last video she's eaten just a fucked on a gross shit as usual. Nothing's changed there. And this is when she starts commenting on why she wears a mask. She keeps talking about why I wear this mask because it I want to remain anonymous and I don't want people knowing who I

Yeah. Dirty girl. She

talks about the fact that she is alone and that she does these videos alone. But in this video, you I guess you could interpret it as you kind of hear a door creaking open.

So actually might before you go further. I have I do have a question. Yeah. Did she actually specify that she does these by herself? Yes. There's nobody else in the room ever.

Yes. Okay. She says I'm alone when I make these videos. Okay. But you do again, you hear like a door creak open. You never see it, but you hear it. And you see you're just kind of like stop for like, it's like a two three second thing is just your stop and then go to like get up and then it cuts to her just eating some more shit. And then it ends with her saying stop worrying about me and take

she has a curious dog.

Yeah, right. Fuck knows. But after that last video, she is done like Kate. Kate. Yup, went for like all of a year. And then just ended a dog. You brought up a couple of the theories. Actually, I'll I'll start this one real quick. I Thanks, dude. Yes. So a lot of people were wondering where you know what happened after she disappeared? Or why did where did she go? Where did she go?

What? What was the date of her last upload?

I don't fucking know. I mean, of course it was two years ago. I know that. I know. Of course. I know. It was away. It's right here. It was two years ago. That's all it says. Yeah,

there's actually also

a date. Oh, it's past the like, Okay. Two years ago is the last upload of Kate. Yeah, but

people had some theories on you know, who she is where she's at that kind of deal or what's going on with the channel you can kind of say a lot of people try are trying to just Doc's the shit out of Kate. Yup. And just figure out who the fuck she is. Seriously? Oh, yeah. People had a theory which was a pretty strong theory that she was this like Polish UFC fighter named Joanna. Last name. I'm gonna butcher just try us jet jetters ZEdge ik just give it a whack shirt.

Can I see the name? Yeah. jetters is where am I looking? Right in the middle of there is a UFC fighter. Joanna Jed jersey? Nope.

Try we tried. People thought that it was her which would explain how this smaller person is able to eat that much food and how where the bruises came from and the whole like tooth how the three teeth came out. But I knew it would help

wasn't there like a sort of speculation about like so the middle of the face mask? Like having a deform nose. That would also fall in line with I don't recall anything about deform knows that there was a there was a fuckload. Yeah. Which I mean, all that cruise ship kind of does align with UFC fighter. I mean, it's kind of in your job to get your ass beat.

But when's the bruising is the teeth Exactly? Yeah.

mocked up nose.

The big problem is that Kate does have a pretty visible tattoo on her wrist wear Joanna the UFC fighter does not have any tattoos. So that's theory honked?

Can you add this really loud like barked.

I'm going to just going to have we're going to spend an hour in here, just you and me. And it's going to be you just saying that word a bunch until we get the perfect one. But yes, will turn into a soundbite.

There's yeah, there's like two other theories on who she might be.

Oh, yeah, there's so all of these theories are vastly just like speculation. Yeah, they're not good. One of the other ones they have is that so there was a missing persons report filed in 2018 in America for a girl named Kate goose I don't know how to say the last name and to be quite honest with you, Carly, Carly, Carly. I'm sorry, Carly. Carly

juice goose juicy. gooeys Carly goose

I'm gonna call her Carly G. Much easier

things on 95 Seven, and I'm really sorry. In my own world, right.

Anyways, so yeah, so there was a missing report for this girl, about the same time that the video started being posted on Facebook or Facebook fucking YouTube. I'm getting my socials mixed up terribly right now. But basically, like all they had to go off was like was like kind of the same thing with the UFC fighter. Was that the look the same? They had the same kind of facial structure. And that was really all it was.

Yeah, it doesn't help that it we find out immediately because it's in the description. Kit. Yup, is French Yeah, this is an American teenager that that was missing. Yeah, so and

a lot of people that a lot of really unnecessary, like research into this to someone like looked up the brand of like fucking like iron that she had for iron.

Found like a Coca Cola bottle that they're looking at that it's like French, and they're like, Oh, she probably got from this place.

Yeah. And there's actually a bunch of like, when she does talk and the videos, you can hear her accent, like it's very obvious that she has some sort of accent she never

really like actually talks. It's all whisper, but you can absolutely tell that English, like she can speak. So it's sort of, but not

well, yeah. And that's that's a huge part of this whole thing, actually is like that explains the terrible comments. Yes, you can tell that English is not her first language. When she's writing. She's writing probably the way that we would write and like any language that we're not very familiar with, where we're using the wrong. It's like, for wrong syntax. Like the right yeah, like all that shit. Like, we're not we're not like she's saying her, but she probably means like me, you know what I'm

And since we're talking about that, too, when you were mentioning the comments where it's like Kate's fine, or like, Kate, we're worried about Kate and don't worry about Kate because the bruises or listen that it's because she copied and pasted. Like translate that into she copy and pasted. There's a Reddit question about Kate. And she basically copied that word for word answers or she filled in her answers but she copied the entire bit and then just

want to go the extra mile. She's a lazy piece of shit. For sure.

Yeah, I would be basically the best proof we have of who Kate Yup, is actually came from another YouTuber who did Toria can love Yep. She basically was able to scour the internet and found a YouTube post that actually had a woman's name of Kate. Yup. And tagged in a picture. It was a Frenchman supposed to and it was a Frenchmans post. So like, other than that we don't know much because I think the picture was taken down. Yeah, it was taken down immediately when people

Yeah, the only thing I will mention on that is because you really have to zoom in to see those rings. And you just see pixels galore. You can hardly tell

Yeah, I couldn't see

shit. It's not great quality.

Yeah. I mean, honestly, that's pretty much Kate. Yep. I mean, it's all we have to go. Let's do like a quick TLDR you want a quick TLDR quick TLDR here we got ready.

So here's what fucking happened. Here's where we started with everything. Somebody a mock banger on YouTube uploads a bunch of videos people think they hear whispering in the background saying like, Eat faster. I'm gonna kill you, et cetera. People get worried about her. And here

we are. And she just keeps eating throughout all this. Yeah, pretty much it's just a mukbang or with this conspiracy behind it that she's being held captive and forced to do this. Yeah. Well, boys, unfortunately such as so quick. We're at that time real or fake? count of three. Ready? Yeah, one. And I mean, real or fake as in like, kidnapped. Or kidnapped or fine. Yes.

Should we do a kidnapped or not kidnapped instead of real quick,

I think I think yeah, that yeah this one

okay, yeah ready 123 not kidnapped. You think she is?

I honestly do not care. I'm gonna be straight up honest on this one. I just I really I don't care

I appreciate the honest so like, Why do you think she was not kidnapped Jason

Why do I think so? Yes. Well first off laying yourself first off if somebody was kidnapped why would the kidnapper allow that person to edit their own videos?

Yeah saw that

why the fuck would you allow someone to put SOS messages in your videos that are so blatantly fucking obvious?

Yeah, there's that there's that one that literally spells out how to like she yeah she puts in for for clothes cap or for captions on top one on top of another and the first letter of like, maybe your I Am the H is capitalized and then the next one the first letter E is capitalized and an L and then PPE it literally lines so obvious.

Obvious on top of that. So obviously, somebody who is kidnapped would not be they wouldn't have access to Wi Fi yet here is this person who a in almost every video you can see that her nails are done. Like they're brand new. What like what kind of can these people kidnap me? I would love to be kidnapped by someone whose nails I want to fucking here I want to pet it here I want to stuffed seafood in my face I want to beat off my that's my day. If that's what her day is like fun

here's the thing and this might blow I was gonna mention it later but fuck it we're on the topic now. You can debunk those sounds pretty damn easy because if you watch them and you just zoom in each one of those sounds happens when she's either putting something in her mouth or her mouth is open. It's just her making mouth noises that there

was one that's a zipper very clearly a zipper and I listened to it myself if you watch the video is ever

at that same time her hand moves so she probably just hit something on the table

even if she didn't let's say she's making these videos so she admitted I am making these videos by myself right maybe she doesn't want whoever else that maybe they have an agreement somebody is there do it like just doing audio work or fucking like yes she could be making these videos herself does not mean that she's editing them herself

or there's a someone behind the camera just running the audio making sure it's on exactly

like that doesn't mean that there's no one else there to help her out. And I think a lot of these fuck these people took that little piece of information and ran with it saying like oh, she makes these videos alone. That means there's nobody else in four square miles of her house like no there's you're gonna fucking hear noises he lives in this society.

Here's one thing that I just as I'm listening to you guys go back and forth. So regardless of like whether or not it's like we did the whole real or fake thing right? Yeah, this woman is still eating 12 pounds of food in a video yeah but also if it is fake she just be trolling the watchers with like helps an SOS is so I'm

an that could

be like a I'm gonna get into that could be a PR ploy. In fact that ads should I am I ruining your thing?

No, you're totally fine. Okay, though. That's That's exactly that. I think that's what it is, too. I was gonna go into later but again, we're here. That's exactly what it is. You're here. Your family. Oh yeah, I think it was just a simple mukbang chat channel and then all these people started making up this conspiracy and then she was rolled with the lead to it. Yeah. Lina was getting the views. That would explain the teeth video because if she was kidnapped what fucking kidnapper is going to

This is coming from you. Yeah, well, that's different. Oh, is it? Yeah, I just crossed my walls and just see teeth galore. It's

different. I full on admit that I was kidnapped by Orthon. Now, it took me a minute, but

he allowed you to admit that. If you're

that small. I'm asking the resident doctor or if you're that small and eat that much shit. Would that just make you like extremely anemic or something? Well, I mean,

don't answer that. Why about to go into my thing? And as far as to

be? Well, no, but I with a toothbrush? Balsamic. Yeah. I mean, no, believe me because

fuck or not. I mean, that would explain the teeth thing is

one of the videos is a toothbrush taped to her arm. People who are believing us toothbrushes and they keep them with them. So after they eat, they can go purge by sticking the toothbrush down their throat. It's a very common item that they use. That explains why it's taped to her arm. Now, could that also be her leaning into this? Yes. Could it be an actual problem? Also? Yes. Could she be dead? Because bulimia?

Maybe again, we just mentioned the kidnapped thing as fake. We don't know anything else do we know? We don't know anything else. There was an update though. Before we get too into before I get in my conspiracy rant gonna go over that. Yeah, there was an update

eight weeks ago. Yeah. So yesterday, I found this yesterday as we're doing research for it. And I'm actually I'm super happy this happened. Because out of all the videos and all the podcasts exist, they were all done like a year and a half ago. And so we get this, we get this. It's it's not like a content update. It's not a description update. It's a community update. And it literally is just like a

it's French it's French website. It's like leech li cheddar. So

it's like lychee or something like that. You cannot access at least in America you cannot access the site that you're trying to get to because we are not in France. Let's say you have a VPN or yeah, if you have a VPN and you want to model your or you want to fucking trick your IP or your ISP into believing that you're in France, then yes, you can ABS probably absolutely ABS access this, but I also I'm almost I'm 99% positive this site is like just pure fucking scam. Yeah, like

See our episode on the Nigerian? Yes.

The advanced fee.

Yeah, the advanced fee scam. Yeah, yeah. But like that's so this this update it happened literally a week and a day ago. You have anything to say about it, Mike? Nothing sounded like you did? No, no, I'm not gonna say about that. Okay, so that's the update. That's where we're at on the actual YouTube channel. And now for something completely different for

some now for a nugget of joy with Mike.

I'm pretty sure I am the only person on the internet to come up with this idea. It appears the other two have turned their mics off. It is just me now.

We're still here. Great.

Yes. So we know

what's coming. So we're just gonna we're gonna be over here. Bringing needles off.

I'll let you know that's not wrong signal.

exterminate all of us. Don't need that our podcast buy.

Oh shit. You're right. How about the other one?

Oh, I love all the way better.

Very awesome. Hey, good. So here is my my tirade, my rant my magnum opus, if you will, because I scoured the internet. Watch like seven videos. Not a single person brought up that this might be the most like tangible theory about Kate. Yep. In my opinion, Kate Yup, is a competitive food eater. And here is Ha and here's why. That's okay. I was looking at

Yeah, I actually noticed that. Yeah. What I think happened.

I think this is what happened. I think Kate definitely just started a mukbang channel. She's again, like we were talking before she saw the hype that she was getting from the conspiracies was rolled with it. They I think they're trying to start to sort of arg with the whole to thing popping out a falling out. Someone's at the door. I think they're trying to see how this kind of stuff adds views. And they're just welcome to the money. They're like, Yeah, bring it on. We're getting views.

Which is weird, actually, because she deleted one of her most profitable videos off the channel. But

that also got her a lot of attention for doing so. Yep.

It seems that it's that whole reverse psychology thing where all you have to do is nothing. Yep,

I think what started as a McBane became what it is because of all of the people that interacted with it. All of the titles of our videos are very like clickbait ask as well. So she includes the fact that she has an ASMR channel. She's tapping into just a bunch of the trends that are going on 28 2018 2019 She's basically just trying to get like an umbrella of viewers. She's getting into conspiracy theories. She's getting what was trending at the time. She's getting this niche very popular.

we're talking about it. Right. Yeah,

exactly.

It's working. She's doing is working.

We had this set aside as like a emergency episode.

This is super like, I've This is one of my favorite episodes so far, because we're so engaged with it.

I'm not done. Not sure he got ready.

I'll shut the fuck up,

I guess. So this is this also adds to my food training theory that she is a competitive eater. And this is her kind of, I wouldn't say kind of like training when she's recording and everything and making money off it. In her first upload. There is a card that says salmon challenge number four. That is the first thing you see before she eats 11 pounds of salmon, salmon challenge number four. And this adds to my theory that

So you're saying that

she wants to be the new Kobayashi Maru. Sure. I hot dog eating champ. Not anymore. Okay, fair enough.

But there is like a fuck ton of these like throat and chewy noises which is very common in ASMR videos. At one point, you even and this adds to those like little whispers and everything that you hear like her you hear like the whispers of someone be like eat faster to faster. Yeah, I'm gonna kill you or something like that is not a threat. No, I don't think it's a person. I think it's her and again, this is why I think it's her in a lot of her videos. And in one of them where you hear

can easily Is this the math? This is the math. Oh, I'm so excited. Okay, your average

person controlling math drunk math. Yeah, so it might be a little off. Your average person can eat one liter of food into your body starts to trigger a knowledge effect. competitive food eaters train their stomachs to hold down four plus liters of that no

that's that all yes,

I forgot the name of the record holder believes some bald big white dude now. Yeah, he has a record for eggs. Yes, yes. He has the record for eating the most hot dogs which is 69. Nice. Nice. He ate over 20,000 calories. is worth of hotdogs. One pound of salmon has 944 calories. 2.2 pounds equals one liter. Kate ate about 10,000 calories worth of salmon, which is roughly about five liters of salmon. So she's right in that, that that competitive food eating frame of four plus leaders.

Can I also like lends some credence to what you're saying? Sure. So in high school I was on I was on swim team, varsity team. No, I mean, I am I was fucking well of them. But in swimming, you have to you have to make up for the fucking energy that you you, you lose. Because swimming works every single muscle system in your body. I was eating between 11 and 13,000 calories a day. Yeah, you just you can do it. And to me, it was literally like four pounds of pasta. It was fucking ridiculous. Aim

is one of those things where you can eat 11 pounds and it's not it's a lot of calories, but it's not as many as you would think. And

they're the thing that salmon is like, those calories are good for you. Like it's not it's very lean calories. Yeah.

Now I have an article here from Women's Health mag magazine.com

are reputable. Yes, women's

sources. But this is about a professional or competitive food eater named Michelle Lesko. Okay, she's five foot four and 115 pounds. She ate 27.5 hotdogs and came third place in the women's division. Okay. She apparently there's like a $10,000 like grand prize but unfortunately she didn't win it. But, but her way more. Why are we talking? Bronze isn't losing.

It's not winning. First year last right?

The whole article talks about her regimen on her training. It talks about how Michelle consumes more than 5300 calories in a single sitting on every contest she does it even asks yes even though she lost be more of an asshole duck.

I don't care what what gender you are so I'm just concerned about what the first place will lose anything. Yeah, that's

true. I wonder how much that is? It doesn't say this is only talks about this woman Michelle

Boggs is way less than 69.

Toxic about de gato. I'm just saying bro. Chump numbers. Maybe that's why she was third place. The first place got like 68 hotdogs or something. Maybe. Yeah. But it literally asked it says so. How exactly can a woman so small eat so much? And how can she do it without getting a ton of weight or dying from a heart attack? They asked her

is the answer metabolism, metabolism. Metabolic training little

so this isn't so much you can throw

up at one time. This is verbatim from the article okay says how to competitive eaters fit all that food in their bodies. It says nope, their stomachs aren't just naturally stretchy. Michelle says some of her ability to eat mass quantities of food comes naturally but also she trains for competitive eating events about a week beforehand. By doing a practice run with the food she'll be eating with the food you're eating during the competition. This helps her

And we refer to hotdogs as Glacies From now I

will try

to make this much more interesting for people

I can do my best. So and go Thank you. On training days Michelle has a very intensive diet designed for maximum stomach stretch. Depending on the day she'll scarf down one of the following foods in a couple of minutes to practice a gallon of water or chocolate milk.

What note we hold on the gallon of water or chocolate or That's so fucking different.

I mean to you to every but not to Michelle Lesko. Who was the queen the glitzy queen.

The glitzy

Princess no stableboy Yeah, that's so either a gallon of water or chocolate milk. About 1/3 of a Costco sized and they put it in quotes. canister of oatmeal.

What are we shooting them out of it? Like a t shirt

a medium watermelon

medium water anymore? No,

not one of them. That's largest too much. That's why she came in third. She couldn't see I thought the only sizing

options for watermelon was watermelon. Yeah

What four packs of ramen noodles with extra water and two packs of seasoning. Okay, or to two liters of soda. Depending on how much stomach capacity the competition requires Michelle trains for up to 10 days beforehand. Michelle says that stretching out her belly with this technique helps the food go down like pouring sand into a bucket instead of a deflating balloon. Now, I will say the one thing it doesn't really mention too much of is where does that

So honestly think of your stomach as like, like the holding cell. Like before you get transferred to fucking like State Penitentiary, you're in a holding cell. That's kind of what your stomach does, it starts to break the breakdown process. But honestly, like that all happens in your duodenum and your small intestines, multifunction the duodenum, the enzymes are in your stomach, obviously the fucking acids in

again that I think that's my most solidified answer is that she is a competitive food eater. And she's discovered she can make even more money off it by doing more things.

Now did you Google if that's a thing in France? competitive food eating?

Um, no, I did not but I imagine it's a worldwide Okay, let's go Google. Yes.

So competitive eating does exist in France. Yes, you

can eat a bunch of glazes over in France.

Honestly. Dude, I'm I'm 100% on board with that theory. Yes, I am competitive eater that literally took this this YouTube channel that had almost nothing at the beginning gained a fuckload of traction because of the kidnapping bullshit that did not happen fucking latched on to the views and possibly use that as capital to like, help train for more eating competitions.

And I don't speak French.

So that's, that's

rephrase that.

I don't want France so

did he do a good job?

So that that website that was uploaded to our community, it might actually be something we don't fucking know. We could kind of look like a my phone. We got a missionary.

My phone screamed malware warning. So yeah,

so I mean, who knows what's on it? I can't decipher right now. I don't care too. I honestly don't

we literally just can't access it because we don't have a VPN pointing to France right now. So

if y'all want to look at it, go ahead. You figure it out and let us know

Hey, the fucking new Moto Can we just okay we need to change our logo with that tagline you might figure it out. Yeah, you fucking figured out

Jason you anything he wants to people do people dude. Yeah, never

ever ever in your whole life. Unless this is your fucking thing watch McBain videos, because you will be disgusted by food for at least 48 hours. I just I used to get my fucking chili dogs today. It's Tuesday. And the hospitals chili dog day use a hedgehog did not did not do that. I literally ate salad and like some yogurt. Because I just I could not stand looking at the hot dogs after the food eating but mainly stay fucking paranoid you pieces of shit. Hey, Doug, what do you got?

Well, I just wanted to say these videos actually didn't fuck me up at all. Like I could sit there and watch these all day pervert. I don't it's not it's not that I liked them. I don't I don't actually care for her videos at all. You're just not offended. It's just yeah, they don't they don't gross me out like slap that shit down girl do your thing. Like I don't give a shit like the noises don't bother me. Like, it bothered me. It's whatever like I got me. I don't know. I just,

Oh, you're so great.

I will say I don't really recommend watching them because

it's gross. It's 15 minutes of just savage eating. Yeah, like, which, if that's your thing, please watch this and beat up.

This is how I yeah, I'm watching them. Give it about 10 seconds to see what the food looks like that she's going to eat and then go to the end of the video and see that it's gone. It's yeah. And then you'll know what happened.

And also look at the final timestamp to see how long that took. I can't.

She's also really good about telling you how much she spent on Sunday. So almost every description has the total like 119 worth of fucking 10 plans. Yeah, but no, I didn't actually stick in me. I ate them. Disappointing.

I didn't Fisherman's Wife this

Fisherman's Wife.

You know? Last comments, slap, slap some food against your pain and being and then report back stuff. You're dickhole for the hot dogs and tell us what that feels like Lizzie in New York, Lizzie. And if you don't have Lizzie then put that glazy and your you know, I would say you figure out the

rest. Use your imagination.

comes full circle,

I would say Hear it out. Gonna do a mock bang and you start to notice some of your teeth fall out. Fucking stop. send them my way. I could use some of those. I accept all teeth from all walks of life. So

hey, my child. Can I ask you a question, Mike? Yeah. Sorry, that was a weird place.

But I'm not even gonna go forward. Leave them on that. What's up?

How's Orthon feeling these days?

I'm keeping him satisfied for now.

I think mainly what I mean is like, does he feel content or distressed at this point in his life?

Again, at this point, he's content. Because I'm keeping them satisfied. I have found ways to give him bone. I don't want to discuss with you.

I don't want you to discuss that either. Yeah,

I mean, it's not a problem yet. Okay, but he was taking it day by day.

Oh, well, I'm glad that you guys are feeling more at peace with yourself especially after this whole fucking upset with SIDS and getting kidnapped and not

he were a little traumatized. Not gonna lie, because that affected me a bit

as well. Well, I can imagine but while you're at it back,

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They're just like, beaten off just like I love this. Yeah.

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Hey, Jack here, big fan of the podcast. spooky, scary story for you. So the other night, I am in my room, which is in the basement of our house. And my mom texted me like, Hey, are you still awake? And it's like 11 o'clock. Something's going like either head to bed to school night. And so I just like yeah, I wait a few minutes. He never says anything I hear like walking around upstairs, that she comes up tells him like, Hey, are you guys still awake? And I'm like, Yeah, I'm just

Because it's so

upsetting this house because those killed so jacked out