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And now that we cleaned up that BP oil spill you're being Batista bombed onto the table. We're gonna get into the cryptic corner. Jason has no idea we're talking about Louis has no idea what we're talking about. No, I don't even have any idea what we're talking about. We're going to info dump on you guys about a cryptic hip came across. How the fuck did you even find this thing?

I was just going through the cryptid wiki. And I saw the picture of this one.

I feel like we can give the picture to them in a minute after I Yeah. Yeah.

Give me the description first.

I'll get there before we do

that. Have you ever seen that photo of Kim Kardashian? Where she's?

Well, champagne bottle? Yeah,

that's what I think of when I see this picture and I terrible terrible description because the necklace. It's the necklace. 100%. That's, I mean, and, and the physique of this thing been out

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you're gonna focus on those things. So I'm gonna tell you about our Christmas party. And it will

you do this? I'm gonna go ahead and choose Louis.

Okay, I'm gonna choose you're gonna do as well.

We are talking about Bobby, the pet.

Bobby And the pet. That's what we've landed on is how we pronounce this. Yes.

Babina pet is all n for our listeners for this episode. And maybe, maybe the foreseeable future we're kind of just reading off of the cryptid wiki a little bit. We've established that when it comes to just giving information to the people about more cryptids the wiki is the best way to go about

Yeah, and I

all these stories are the same. I mean every we

just want to get the most amount of cryptids out to the public eye as we can

and at some point In the future, we will start writing our own kind of Thank you narrate narratives, because our first two I think we did, right? We did, yeah, we just will have been running out of time. And we just really want to give this information that people the best way possible. And the cryptid wiki is, so far the best fucking way possible.

I would also love to start giving people the like the SCP treatment for these cryptids to where we read about them. But we also like come up with a story about well, I just export like an exploration log. You don't I mean, yeah,

well, I just enjoy, like putting things in my own words, but I again, just haven't had the time to do that.

I've loved your guys's on the other room and the back rooms, the back rooms and the Shaurya one though, like those were, I mean, not saying that it has like other you can't, it's a lot easier to find like you things like that. But the fact that you guys went into the effort of doing that was just so exciting to foreigners, so

but yeah, we're gonna be we're gonna be going off the cryptid wiki. So if you want reference on what we're talking about,

some of these cryptids that we're going to start doing are going to be so rageous and we want you guys are not gonna you probably have never heard of that's

the point. I exactly want to stay away from covering like Bigfoot or Loch Ness. You don't

want to talk about butt cheeks and how he loves humans.

He's just absolutely. He's so well known.

We do the heavy hitter cryptids like we'll do the heavy crib. That's when I will start writing

names everyone start writing to dont look under the internet and force them and yeah, what you want because guess what? We will listen to remote. They are the TV. Yes,

we will listen and we will do the things you ask. We are

asking people to give me cryptids so no one has

already nor next one. So it's okay. To find what's the one I sent you

to be fair. I've gotten a huge influx of people giving me some ideas for shifting sands so if we go channel that energy into cryptids and SCP fucking fantastic what's shifting sands?

So Baba, Bobby. Bobby, I don't know Babina pet is also known as the boar demon. What excuse you more demon like board or blower? Yo, Ari.

Okay?

He's not a are not. Oh, spelt more.

Not the

more Hyperborea

demon. Yes, but

not the board one either. No, no,

he's a board demon. He is. So this thing is a demon who takes the form of a boar that appear in the Javanese mythology. Now I know what you're thinking. Did I mispronounce Japanese? No, not. I did not know this until doing research on this. But there are there is an island of Java in Indonesia. And that's where this takes place.

Is this seriously? A Java? Indonesian? cryptid? Yeah.

So the fuck did you find this? Dog

lots, lots and lots of just clicking around.

According to the local myth, the creature is believed to be the manifestation of a person practicing black magic. It is a kind of magic to help people become rich instantly. But in exchange, they must sacrifice something in case they must second. In this case, they must sacrifice their humanity to allow themselves to be transformed into a bore for a short period or for a period of time, or that they allow themselves to be possessed by a

But more like this environment dependent,

is what it looks like, but

only like the one shape shift, right?

Yeah, only into a bore. That's what it looks like. This is where we get the Kim Kardashian.

Are you just showing him a picture of kind of sort of

Pumbaa if he had a scarf

that Lily just looks like fucking Biggie if he was?

It's pretty much it's just a picture of I'm gonna say

this right now. I asked Chang. I rather be a skinwalker than that fucking thing.

I do love me. I'm not gonna lie that one of my favorite animals on the planet or wild boars with the tusks and everything. They're so fucking cute. Zero. Cool. I love learning so much about. Doug, do you want to take a little bit from here? Yeah,

so I'm gonna go into a little bit of the myth. So some of the myth told about a man enveloped in black robes before miraculously turning into this creature. So after the transformation, the board demon roams around the village, scratching its body against the wall door cupboard or furniture and then magically the belongings of the villagers such as money, gold and jewelry will disappear and magically be carried away by the by Having a

basically with the scarf and mystical gold.

It's pig Robin Hood.

Like, except for giving to the poor, he just gives him himself. That's all it is.

Yeah, you basically like hey, I'm abour now I'm gonna take your money and your money is mine. And that's pretty much that but so it says the person that practices Babina pet black magic needs assistance from another person he's tested in the assistance task is to stay home and guard the lit candle floating on the basin of water while the Babina pet is an action. So basically TLDR there is a candle that is floating in

Like I do like the concept of what the candle like means. I think super fun.

The candle to me. I'm sorry to cut you guys off. I don't know nothing about this. I will get into. That's fine. All I want to say is it reminds me there's a creepypasta about a couple of people that explore like a warehouse. And the only means of light they have is this candle. Each of them have Oh yeah. And as they burn out, they get like, over like they get taken over by whatever the fuck is stalking them throughout the entire night. And this reminds me of this,

too. So real quick, it might have been

I think it might have might have been a concept of

oh no something we're doing the thing where we're talking about exactly what they

go ahead. Well no, I know actually, you're I was just going to ask if you guys are Have you seen encounter yet?

No, no, I know. It looks really good.

This is actually pretty good. And definitely explain your so. Diaz from fucking nine is the main character. Okay. And then Konto weird. Okay. Yeah, no, it's very good. And then John Leguizamo or whatever. John Leguizamo I don't know how to say is one of the characters too, and he's

is was violator or the cloud from spawn?

Oh my god. Yeah,

I feel like that's just for me. Anyway. That's like the most popular role.

It would be said the sloth. I feel that

I forgot those were the same people.

Have you guys seen the past?

Yeah, yeah. Hunted by the

rich? Yes. Okay. All right, definitely getting off track. Anyways, so back to the whole candle thing. So if the fire on the candle is shaking, fading, or almost out, it is a sign that the Babina pet is in danger caught in the act by villagers or turned back into his human form because of this belief. So the Javanese villagers often Chase or even kill any boar that wanders around their villages at night.

It's basically the equivalent. Yeah, it sounds like the equivalent of when people kill like black cats. Or they think black cats are like, yeah, exactly. Any boy that comes across these Japanese people. They're like, that's a bobbin bobbin Bobby, getting to get what? We need to kill it. It's about we're gonna do what we need to

sound like, you know, it may be a problem for these people. But at the same time, it's like you have unlimited bacon. Destroying? I don't know a bore is considered

bacon wouldn't say unlimited bacon, because it's just one guy that turns into a bore and sneaks around.

Okay, well, it's like any man.

They're hunting this guy. You gotta think that they're at least making a mistake.

This guy is pulling hope a bore

not a human right. Oh,

this guy's basically doing a version of Sly Cooper where instead of a raccoon or a boar going around to shit you're right. Yes. Okay. Yes. I'm Pettigrew

it's Peter Pettigrew. Actually, I

saw a funniest meme that was like, How many times did Ron jerk off not knowing that it was dude. What their hands to knowing Ron Yeah,

too many there have been I guess you could call them sightings. In modern day you don't get to look at this. Just want to see the picture. You will see it when I deem it ready. Spicy. So there again, the way that they call them like modern sightings. They're, they're just pigs So, modern sightings are literally like because of the the legend of the

your son a lot

of times like thanks. Okay one of the Seven Deadly a lot of times so a lot of the sightings are like what Doug was saying where it's just like a boar like a wild, a wild boar pig just wanders into the village and they fucking destroy it because they think it's a demon.

Just like eight eight fucking villagers just like fucking stomp the shit out of it. It's just like walking through the place they're like, hey, there's a bobbin about

the sounds like the idea is this the sound would be ideal d&d party if I'm being

honest murder hobos. I mean

during this time fair worse ways to play I mean if this was happening now yes, but if this is like when this is first rolling out your it's your you don't want to be that a bore

with the scarf yet so thank you for that. Like I mentioned these these sightings of this again, bore demon, the Bobby, the pet, Bobby hills and poppy hills, Tommy, boy, Bobby They're basically just sightings of wild boar and pigs like that. That's practically all it comes down. Okay, like in for example, in 2012. In one of the villages in West Java, there is a wild boar that was chased around by a

water. Mike is doing a swell job of totally ignoring the names of these places and the names of the people and I just want to point that out because I think it's hilarious that he's keep saying him and I'm gonna

100 retry

I want to hear him say them but like I'm watching physically avoid it.

So one of the one of the one of the villagers, I'm going to, again, butcher this body, I believe it's on a Superman where today's apartment where it's what's the region, it's in West Java. Okay, the village is I'm gonna go with a C and her

C injure I don't know. Sounds like CR

C and start in front of me so I have no idea

SIANJ You are senior CCIN Jr, Sr.

Cn that sounds right. Yeah.

I don't know how they do js and Java. So I mean, either uncle

or here we are. Yeah. Like is this like a banner situation Sienna? Yeah, well so anyway, so they're like oh, yeah, this is a demon because it's drinkin fresh freshwater not river water. And then look it's eating rice and bread way instead of it's common food and it's like, well, it's probably just fucking hungry and thirsty.

Isn't isn't River and like,

no, it's a river like river river water river water. The other water fresh water isn't the same. So

what are you saying is the difference is

I think freshwater is like open ocean water. No, like fresh fresh

water is like a spring spring

a river. muddy and yeah.

Oh, so it's a little diluted versus not diluted these what he's saying is that they understand the subtle differences between mountain spring water like ice mountain.

They know the difference between Dasani and feet? Yeah, what I'm

being

pretentious. Yes, because there will be like there being difficult theatrics to Saudi not hos like

from British Columbia. very

shaky and difficult. Yeah, more or less

that's that's the only like sighting on hand. There's only one of like recent times Yeah,

well most of the settings like yeah, the border came into our town and we just fucking like everyone took a knife and stabbed it to death again. 40 of us and one of that. So, you know,

that's very what was the sighting though? Well, 2012 2012

very paranoid. Because of this legend, they're very paranoid about Boers coming into their town so whenever one does, they just decimated

just like they call them Alicia and everyone who takes their chocolate and fucking just straight stopped

running out of the height and just gotten them

I don't care I'm just did that's what I'm picturing. I'm just thinking straight flip flop just ran down.

Pretty much.

There's one possible explanation for this

is pig isn't ManBearPig

there's a possible explanation for where pig and if they super

serious about this all

right you guys you guys ready for this? Are you ready for well man

was ready to answer we were going south park there hardcore so cute squirrel you know who? Russell Russell? Alright, sorry I broke. I'm sorry.

Mike is sorry everyone he is sorry. All right, having fun Go ahead. Sorry. possible explanation is and are you ready for this? I think so. Are you? Are you

sure? No, but that's kind of the whole point. Fair.

So, the skeptical view is that it was probably a traditional way to explain the unexplainable loss of fortune, or a mysterious left in the village because people don't want to cope with the bullshit that they fucking dude each other in the stupid little village, so they have a demon aboard, come in and fuck their

put a pig into play.

But yeah, demon boar. Damn, what up?

Is that really? All the info on? Yeah.

All the info on this more.

That's upsetting me coming.

I was just getting invested. Sorry, God,

going back to coming. Going back to I did going back to South Park reference there. When you're saying that these people just you know, immediate or like, oh, you know, just gotta take care of it and everything. It reminds me the episode where Stan's trying to return the the margarita blender. Chicken Yeah, and they cut its head off just

because is what we're doing. Yeah, I'm trying to think of another like, like for creatures like in general, like something that comes up in mythos a lot. Like, does it surprisingly,

look at Hercules there's a giant board and the giant you

mean hunky Lee's but there's one more ad right now. But there's one that's the beast of Dean which is a pig creature in England. And a lot of these are very very fucking strange. There's one that's called Jimmy square foot from the Isle of Man shimmy square. is the worst it makes no fucking sense some of the

easiest some cement shoes.

There is Marcus who is a Celtic God. Celtic god yeah he's a Celtic God he's he's he works with mercury I don't remember what exactly that's dangerous. There is the pig face woman from Holland, England and France. There's there's this like pig creatures come up a lot in like mythos which is very strange. Even in like the pop funk and pop culture you get the pig Timon and Pumbaa I guess

down the cryptid

Yeah, but I mean the pig soldiers from like Star Wars for example.

Oh yeah. Yeah the memorials

Yeah, for JAWS bring guys more Yeah,

marine guards.

You guys been watching any of them every Wednesday? Yeah.

First I'm only I've only watched

probably the best that's what I've heard and also that asked though on those good morning

always anyone seen the only seen the two episodes? Let's

Okay, so there is a third hour right now, to watch because there's a there's one part of the third episode which we're not going to give away. But oh my god, I cannot wait to see the image of this thing happening between Boba Fett and said thing and oh my god, I am so excited making

this sound a lot dirtier than what it is talking about green cheeks on, clap them for Hawkman

So speaking of the book of Boba Fett real quick, I saw a meme today and it was like the picture of Frank from It's Always Sunny, where he's just fucking super slick and oily. Yeah, he's just like looking up from the ground.

That's the fucking when he gets the sick episode where it's sick except for him because he coats himself and hand sanitizer.

Yeah, that

fucking nutshell. Pretty much you

guys. You guys want to let many might finish his description?

I don't but go ahead. Well, no, I'm just saying like pop culture in general that you also see in Hellboy while

he's doing this guy. I'm

doing what

you're talking while you're talking. I meant to say this before you started talking but you just started talking

cuz you? Well, he meant to do it while you're talking. You did I did. I

meant to interrupt you. Yeah. Mike, go ahead, finish up the rest of us raise your fucking glass. Okay, including you discord people.

You're overdue. I was just gonna say in Hellboy, for example, especially the new movie, there is a pig demon. In that movie, demon kind of a central I want to say like a central villain. In essence, who collects the main antagonists body parts? That's a new one. Correct? Yeah. And it's really bad. Not a good movie. But again, big demon. He's right. There. He is. What is he? He's, I forget what they're called. But it's He's a creature that basically takes the place of

That's fucked up. Don't

get your choice and that that's super, too.

Yeah, I forget what it's called. It's gonna bother me. Fucking sounds like a problem.

It's like that creepy story where it talks about like, oh, this dad goes in and talks too much but baby form. Yeah, and the fucking daughter goes Daddy Daddy, I'm so there's a monster under my bed. The bed and his daughter sitting on the bed saying Daddy, daddy, there's a monster in my bed. Right

do that. There's a kind of there's a horror movie called I think it's the marrow. Oh, I'm

digging up the marrow. Yeah, yeah, somewhere. Yeah, that movie's fucking awesome

thing where it's like this. Is it about where they see these creatures? like can they like underground? Yeah, they can double game the Pete Gaynor

people lost out like deformed children Euro. These fucking thing? Yeah, that's my one of my favorite fucking monster movies. It's so good. Yeah,

I actually just watched it this October because obviously I went looking crazy with the movies. It's fucking great. Yeah, I honestly would have one highly recommend anyone. Yeah, everyone listening.

Go fucking look up digging up the marathon. It's fan fucking tastic I wonder

if I can watch it on prime.

I want to bring up at least back to this one last. I want to say pick demon but like pig. Like creature in mythology. Pig being sure. Yeah.

The mushroom head fucking basis.

Yes. Mostly because he's a bat.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Bow penis.

Like, go okay, thanks. Keep talking. Or we're gonna skip. I want to bring this one up because it's in one of the more mainstream religions. Surprisingly, it is. I'm probably gonna butcher this again. But I think it's the vajra ha. Yeah, yeah, the Varaha and it's a Hindu god. Yeah. And it's a big creature in the new religion, which is quite commonly associated with the legend of lifting the earth out of the cosmic ocean.

This is kind of worthy if you ever heard the phrase turtles all the way down. This is very similar to that.

Like the turtles carrying the earth turtles carrying the earth

back this is this myth is very similar to that

like Stephen King I think use it.

On every one of his every book and in every movie. There's a turtle

some things because Again, turtles all the way down. And also

don't don't forget the pig zodiac sign as well as a thing. So, like pigs come up with those a lot, but I mean the fact that we have this weird fucking one from the fucking Java islands, this is basically just stealing your gold. That's all it is. It's just gold.

Who came up with this?

The Japanese,

the Japanese. It's so two things. First question for you Mike. Are you totally enough for the

it's very dark.

Oh, no, I don't hate that movie. I just showed that whole thing where you hate the

people that liked that movie? No, I

don't hate the people. If you liked that movie like that movie. It's just bring it up. My I just don't get it. Please divert us from this.

Yeah. Second thing get us out of here. Okay, there is one more pig entity that I would like to touch upon.

Is it the one from fucking seven deadly sins? No,

no, this one is a more deadly more sinister, more feared pig than any of the pigs that I've ever read about less so than

like a shopkeeping giant pig.

Yes, this is this is I would say if you're going to rate a pig on deadly from 10 being the highest. Like, like Baraka, like that kind of you're bad like this is a bad pig to be around. So Baraka

being 10 and Wilbur being one Yeah, okay,

this this pig is an 11 Oh, why? Because this is

spinal, spinal. This is

211 ManBearPig shit and if you want to know a little bit about ManBearPig it is a demon summon from hell. Okay, as described by Al Gore. Keep in mind yeah person as being half man. Half bear

Al Gore the person and half.

Yes, Al Gore, the One who created the internet. Just so we're clear. Yeah, he's half man, half bear and half pig. And he was thought to be by many fake thoughts Al Gore are the pig the pig Boris questionable at best

at best. He's the next crypto we're doing.

Outdoor is a crypto. We were doing spoilers for sure. But this was proven that ManBearPig was real later on. So just so everyone is aware. Yeah, he's definitely real. 100% real?

Let's not forget, bebop from Teenage Mutant Turtles.

Oh my god. I

am. Pam.

Is it the original fucking ManBearPig? I think so. Because it kind of looks like he might be.

I mean,

I don't know. I'm just speculating at this point. Yeah, I

mean, all I have to say is that there's lots of pigs. And there's lots of bear lots of bears. There's also lots of man's lots of man's and sometimes three of them come together and they put too much I don't think that's a thing but it is now especially when you do that with your hand.

Well, I hope you all enjoyed this cryptic order.

Is that all there is really we end on the spoon? Yes. Spoon in demand

there.

Unless you know more. No, I don't I was blind.

Bobbing to Petco because

you don't want to see that Babina pet

I do. If you need to be rich quick. Become a big become a pig steal from your neighbors fuck them. Right? Am I right?

You are probably no also fuck Corbin Kentucky.

Absolutely

we haven't been

there no absolutely fuck Corbin Kentucky we forget a fuck them

because of you. I will never visit their good

good taking garbage place

there's a weird full circle thing coming on right now where like Kentucky Fried Chicken. And like ManBearPig and like I don't know there's something out there with South Park is predicting

our actions and we're upset about it. But also, I'm serious. Fuck Corbin Kentucky. I

don't know anything about you. I don't want to know anything about you. Just say from Corbin Kentucky, I guess like,

hit us up. Tell us why we shouldn't fuck you. But pretty sure fuck you.

Mike's pretty here. He's he's got the

awesome WD so

put that in your mouth. Okay,

that got bought for us. The only reason that's in here is because somebody said we are tired of hearing Douglas Leakey. Microphones. Yes. I'm not kidding. Someone was like yeah, we're done with it. Here we have

the dough. VD 40 But hey, listen to this.

It's not doing it. It's

expecting higher

class Michael silly.

I can, but I can. Thanks for having us. It's it's,

it's like cereal. Dogs. Jason's Mike

is aiming a bottles of Ed 40 at Jason's here. Hey,

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