DLUTI 044 - Sleep As Android Anomaly

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that I totally could. I actually had on Facebook some guy posted on there. He's like, why isn't there a theory about how aliens try to breed with humans and I'm like, Whoa, do I have to go down this rabbit hole and take your acid see vacuum back with eyes. President Eisenhower, we had signed a peace treaty with the aliens to have them come back people and I just went down a hole as fuck in line with this guy.

Well, that was a good time as ever. Welcome, everybody. Here we go. Hello to dont look under the internet.

Yes. Hello. You might hear a different voice. Yes.

It's different.

It's not dog. It's different.

It's his name is different.

That's Jason Hello. Hello. I am a Reese without her spoon. And yeah, and and this, our new friend is Nick.

New to you. Yes, nude is new to you people I do. We just discovered that we've known each other for 14 years. It's a long time and it's two. We're almost done.

So Nick, tell me your top five greatest hopes, dreams, fears and regrets. All of them. Have you crossed. So now that we all know each other, and we're all familiar with each other? Yes. Welcome to your uncle's favorite podcast about touching butts.

That's a new one. Dont

look under the internet. I guess Justin, Mayor MC cheese in his hometown decided he was going to have more farms pop up. He just decided he just decided so over the years there. There was plenty of farm that came up. And one of them. They found a murder scene on geologies again, yeah. So yeah. One of them they found emergency crime happened. You see they found bodies galore. They found a whole bunch of eyes, which was very disappointing to hear about. It turned out Old MacDonald had a

gives me or me.

I just got to improv that McDonald's. Yeah,

I know that. I use that as a nickname for real mayor at one time.

Well, you guys were talking right before you hit record. I was just zoning out over here. Like, what do I say are MC cheese Old MacDonald had a farm? Cheese town. He's a mayor. Let's roll with it. So. Not my best. I'm sure this is something there's something there. I just haven't found it yet. I'll link back next week.

Please don't think this one's dead.

Do you guys want to hear something really scary.

I'm good sleep. Wow. It can be it can be. Actually before we go to sleep. I was gonna say earlier head

housekeeping. Nick, you're gonna see a whole bunch of weird shit today. I'm telling you got a new patron.

We did it. Thank you, bro.

Thank you, Bridget. You're super small person. I want you to do one thing for me. And one thing only. Go find. If you own an animal, go find and give us some treats. If you want to pet go give them some treats. I

was I was worried. I didn't know where this was going. If you don't

want to pet still go go to your friend's house that has a pet. Give them some treats. The pet their friend treats.

Your friend has a pet.

They might be depending on what kind of, you know, kink they're into does this final

draft.

We're creating a whole narrative. Hypothetical friends and I'm loving it.

But thank you again, Bridgette. That's super small of you to give us much thank you so much. You don't have to and you chose to anyway. So that's pretty Yeah,

you're not paying for this portion of it. But you are paying for other more drunken thing. Yes.

So if any of you want to be super kind and super swell, like Bridget, you patreon.com/deluding pod chucking two bucks or what do you think? Maybe

five to $7 tears in the $10 here's Henner of Jericho. Anyone?

But Nick, is there anything you wanna say to the people real quick, introduce yourself. I know you already kind of established that but you're new here and it's great. It's always fun. Every special guest geez,

I don't really I don't know. Jay and I go way back. We do. I'm not necessarily going to reveal like a last name or anything. You don't have that if any of you are listening that No, no, you know

what it is? You have a PC you said right? Yeah. What's your favorite game?

I'm hooked on Warframe right now.

Respect. There's a new one coming out, correct?

I don't think so. No.

I'm thinking of Warhammer sorry you are thinking of Warhammer there's a new Warhammer and a lot of DK Warhammer 50k 40k Because there's 40,000 Mike's attempting humor. We got through 44 episodes or 43 episodes and he still hasn't

established fun still circling. Warframe though give me a little bit of that. You'll like it so much.

i It scratches every inch. It's colorful. It's fast. It can be slow. And there's a lot of grind.

You can play with swords or you can play with guns. Yeah,

cool. I've never played so that's fun. I just got a Nintendo Switch. So like literally Oh, hell yeah, yeah, I finally after the council being out for six years goes audit.

So right before the second one comes.

stand the test of time. It is

not I almost in positive and a tendency to let out another one in like a year to mine. I'm gonna be pissed. So I asked like every single one of our friends I guess except you but I was like, should I invest your I don't really count you as a friend Jason. Good. I was like, should I invest in a switch? It's six year old tech. That hardware was outdated by the time it came out. Should I do this? Everyone's like, Yeah, go for it. Nintendo already said that they're not releasing a new

I think we all agree that it wasn't going to happen just to play a big joke. Yeah, make me spend 200 bucks. Yes.

Anyway, whatever. Your controllers work they Yes. One does. Well, like the the set of Joi cons works, but Oh, gotcha. You sent me a pro controller to I bought off a friend. Okay. The pro controller does not work. So it's one of like the Mario Brandon wants so they're like $30

I would recommend getting the Pro. Yeah, 100 bucks. That's fair. In my dreams. Speaking of dreams, and I said you were you were back baby. You are getting closer to nailing those birds scooters. Appreciate that. Nick over here is like what

is going on? And I think the first episode is the only time we've ever mentioned just kind of stopped we talked about segways now the guy that made segways died by driving a Segway off of a cliff You're kidding. Yeah. And then because you want to test like the right liability of it. He just went pummeling off a cliff Wow. And then we're like you won't find like that happening on bird scooters. So he started calling segways bird scooters?

Yeah, so I need we bird scooter anything? Yeah. All right. We don't want to segue off a cliff so

this Our topic today is we kept this a soul simpler one because as diluted tradition when we're missing one of the one of the main hosts we do a more relaxed episode because they're kind of fun to break in

every now and then. Yeah. Give me a brains arrest especially for the lineup we have coming up.

Yeah, no kid. Ash vlogs. God, I don't even want to talk about Asheville. Now. We are doing a an episode on a Reddit post we found in our slash ghosts called experience using Sleep as Android app. This is a an old ass Reddit post from what like seven years ago, eight years ago. 2013 2015

Oh, wait it originally from 2030 years ago? Yeah, it's hey, look, you

were just reading? Yeah, I was just reading Oh, it's posted by a Reddit user read wants blue ad. So if you want to look that up and just see their post, go for it.

Or you can scroll down half an inch and you will see it in the description of this episode there. Yes.

Yeah. So we're gonna kind of just go over this Reddit post because I found it a while ago thought was kind of spooky to make a fun little relaxed episode.

Yeah, no, I liked it. I liked it a ton. It was a little bit off the beaten path what we're normally used to just these huge convoluted mysteries that usually end up leading nowhere. What better way to kick in the new year though, then this one is not kind of a little. It's very short, and it still leads nowhere. So but it's very, very, very interesting. It's very creepy. Especially if you're reading this alone at night and listen to all the

a cleaned up version.

But no, we're gonna we're gonna play some audio for you guys a little bit later. But first, we are just going to go ahead

and read off the rich Post in

the original post I use an app called Sleep as Android to improve my sleep. One of the features is to record your nighttime noises, snoring sleep talk, cover ruffles, coughing, etc. I've been using the app since October 1 of 2013. I've never caught anything other than sounds created by me changing positions or coughing or something like that. I've been told several times I talk in my sleep by other people. On

04am, I caught something very weird to set up. This night I was sleeping in my bed. My three year old was with me that night as he was scared of the dark. It was just the two of us in the whole house. The next night, I decided to go through and delete my recordings and saw this particular record. In it, you can hear some clicks that start to get louder over the course of the recording. Eventually, you can hear me say, What are you doing? And immediately after there's a deep

Wow, is that is does that sound creepy? XEP. Yes. Incredibly,

do you think of strangers hovering over? This might be for you.

This is the epitome of the you smell different when you're awake?

Yes, yes.

Yes. Sheep even throws in some audio to that we get to hear which is very spooky.

Yeah, we do. So just to kind of reset up everything. So what what's going on here is this. This lady is using an app called Sleep as Android and she's using it to help her manage her nighttime like sleep cycles, etc. But she's hearing these weird noises and eventually she catches a full blown conversation between herself and some strange deeper voice some

sort of bubble Google or was it called Baba? Baba, Baba. Baba Google, for sure to tell you

half of the word yes.

The Bible school he you remember in the Babadook it's a scary piece of meat. Yeah, no in the Babadook movie when he like shows all his claws. Yeah, Baba ghoul is just like giant sings on me fingers. I wasn't say bread, but Garden Breadsticks

would be terrifying.

But no. So she hears these noises and she immediately shares on Reddit and that's what we're reading now. Yeah. Would you guys like to play the audio? Yeah, and then we'll fucking head into what the fuck is this? Absolutely. Yeah.

Are we gonna do both? Oh yeah,

yeah. Oh yeah. So we're gonna do we'll do the original audio first and then we're gonna play a cleanup. Yeah, someone took the liberty to clean up the audio a little bit clean clean is clean quotes it's clean we doing and here's the cleaned up audio Well,

while he's away again. Number two. He denied that as well. Yeah, so that's kind of it that you get from this? I would say you know, like Yeah,

so you don't really know what to make of it. Yeah,

I mean, obviously here are a couple of different voices there and some weird clicking noises like she mentioned in her original post.

Yeah, there's a bunch of clicking noises that the clicking noises are very very very strange to me because like she said, there's a fan on but like Nick was saying like you can

the fan I can hear ya. The clicking

like the first photo expect your second was really

the first like, couple of milliseconds. I don't want my brain cannot make it out. Up until you start to hear what I think our actual like. She ruffles Yeah, yeah. Lie to get over or

living or like whatever he is just readjusting in your sleep.

Yeah, then the pop of what I would call a water bottle.

Yeah, that's why I thought

the other people had said the same thing. Yeah, something to that effect.

She actually she actually confirmed that she keeps a plastic water bottle in like those comments like she confirms it saying like, Oh, yeah, I do keep one of those. So she could have grabbed

it. I want to know what she says next to my bed. Does that mean on the stand right next to her phone in the bed with her? Does that? We know from the comments as well. I don't know if I'm jumping ahead here. No, go

ahead. This is so this is just an open like normally of a straw or episode.

I do have a little bit I want to establish before we get like into the comments too much. I just want to establish that. We still don't even really know what those other voices are totally saying. You there's a couple theories were one of them is saying like, That's them. Or I'm Danny or I'm dead. There's another one that we that is in the SoundCloud comments that says like, I'm alone, I'm alone or hold still or something like that. Yeah. So they're, it's up

home. Yeah. In your home. Yeah.

But I mean, if you guys are okay with it, right before we jump into the comments, just read edit number four. Let me just do that real quick. Yeah, go for it, man. So she says, edit number four, because she lists all the edits, which is nice that it was posted in slash creepy. And she's got an update for everybody. As it turned out, she has caught no more voice recording since this one. Also, as suggested by several people, she's beefed up her home security, change the locks, all

Sure. Um there's just there's so much to unpack

there is unlike something that has so little going on. Yeah, I mean, there

are many things that can happen while you're sleeping. The fact that she's not the only creature in the room, so to speak, knowing me anyway. Yeah, presents a big problem for me.

That is true. Being the creature a little bit, I could.

So do we know. I would like to know if her son is that a regular thing that he sleeps in the same bed or in the same room as her son?

I think she mentioned that it happens occasionally. Like your son will come in and sleep with her. He is I think she says three at this time. So Dan, that kid is old now. Three in 2018. That was almost 10 years was like a lemon. Hey, kid, if you're listening, you're loving your writing or your writing. I

told you where she did it. She did it. She's got some splaining to do how absolutely

batshit insane would it be if this child like listened? instead of the this, bro I

know right? Yeah, right.

Yeah, that's true. Like, you know, this

goes on to mention again like she's gotten a lot of messages from people. She also says that someone messenger and got like super specific with

it. Yes, this was my favorite part of Yeah, apparently on

October 17 2014 She got a message from someone that she doesn't she doesn't put their name out there cuz she doesn't know if they want their name out there and it says quote, the other person in the recording definitely isn't you talking to yourself? Nor is it your son, your voices pitch your voices pitch in the question, quote, what are you doing quote is around 265 hertz or a C for

It's you know, it's not Ableton Live or it's not fucking Logic Pro or some other audio recording ma'am is available on the Play Store anymore. So you cannot get this anymore, which is unfortunate, because part of my theory, yeah, part of my theory also lies in the fact that this app was actually just shitting ghosts into people's homes as they slept. Like a baby just like yeah, it's like

that one app that you showed me where like you? Oh, yeah. Isn't that where you think of a thing? He does it or whatever?

Yeah, it uses quantum mechanics to direct you to things that you are intently focused on. In the wild. I'll say Yeah. Nick, is that but no, like these, the, the tonal hertz and like the different musical notes that go along with your your your basal tone, I guess is that is something I never would have fucking thought of. These. I would listen to voices and be like, Yep, they're different.

Yeah, that's it. And even the voices I will say. Everyone's like, Oh, that's a deep voice even for a man and listening to it didn't sound like overtly deep to me. I don't think so either. Yeah, I didn't seem it didn't seem that hard to pit pitch that like if she

wonder. Yeah. weird shit happens when we sleep. Especially if we start sleep talking, sleepwalking, grinding our teeth, so on and so forth. Oftentimes, we will subconsciously shove our face in our pillows. Oh, I do it. Oh, our dreams. Our bodies will react in a way that it thinks is appropriate. I can't help but wonder if she's talking to a new pillow answering yourself? Yeah, maybe.

So you said you told me that. Like, just before we sat down. And after listening through those two pieces of audio after you saying that I did notice some similarities between the two voices.

But I will also say, you know, in my opinion, that whole argument also kind of depends on the way you listen to it as well, because it could in theory also be someone else might have been in her fucking house because she said she updated security and then it stopped. So someone might be in her home. And the reason I kind of I don't think that is exactly the case.

who that gets darker than Yeah, it gets pretty creepy. It's much darker. That route.

This is as much a ghost story as it is. Man sleeping in your bed. Yeah, like

this is this. Normally, most of the things we talked about are pretty like you can tell kind of maybe where they're going or they're so wildly blown out of proportion that they're very obviously fake. This is one of those is kind of like toeing the line a little bit. Because, again, you hear someone say like, like I'm playing somebody trying to get into our bed and then that happening over an Android sleep app. And this is caught on recording like that doesn't leave a good feeling in

I guess so. This just Jason would rather hear about murdered babies next door is the man in his bed.

Let's call it I'll just immediately dismiss it be like No, that's not

why babies did not get murdered next door. I live next door to a baby factory. OSHA regulations would put a stop to that. Oh, hey,

what's going on over there?

Could you scroll down a little bit more to for me? Yeah. Because I would like to look in to, where are we going at it? I just want to look at more of these edits, because she does mention a couple of users that helped her out.

Yeah, there's so there's a total of 10 edits on this post. And if you guys are being good listeners, and do what we tell you, like we always do, which is follow along at home, do it. This one, I mean, go ahead. But there's no real visual element to it. So like, you are getting pretty much everything from this episode. So there is I just

wanted to like, give a quick little shout out to the users that helped. You know, they're very kind. Thank you. There's user Blackwater who helped clean up the audio. There's also Donnie Marco who uploaded it to SoundCloud for her. And then there's find a baron, I guess. I don't know how to pronounce it. But they were nice enough to give him that Baron Finsbury. They're the ones that gave her that like vocal like hurts.

Oh, yeah. He did like a really a super in depth.

I will. Yeah,

I will. If you're interested in this well put together analysis. So you can be found right here.

Even Oh,

the voice voicing them saying that recording is not the woman talking to her. So yeah,

so you can go to proof find Eberron I'm fine with an e b a r a n, he actually makes his own post. Clarify clarifying how this cannot be this woman. I can also link that. Yeah, you can link that to, um, but he goes into a whole last bit about how Yeah, it has been. He goes into whole aspect about how this person's voice is significantly different from the other

one. Yeah. And he goes into like, fucking vocal cord resting position, which says, yeah, yeah, again, never would have fucking thought of that in a million goddamn years. But he's like, Yeah, so you're like, You're different vocal cords make different noises. But when you speak, there's this lower undertone that you basically always have, that's kind of like the baseline for your voice. And then he runs them through a spectrogram. He runs them through different, you know,

does mention that the one that he found that 90 hertz, it could either be like a person whispering softly or they're farther away from the phone that she's recording all the songs, which does help. My theory of someone's in her fucking bed, just farther away from the mic. Yeah. So I don't like that. That's a theory, but it definitely is one.

See, I know we're going to do real or fake at the end of this one. I'm 100% positive, but I'm, I'm going to be deciding the entire time we're talking about this because I still have no fucking idea.

I have. I have my theory. Okay, I am open. I open maybe bring it to me.

Okay. Well, we want to get into real or fake real quick.

Are we doing that right now?

I mean, there's nothing else to really cover. Well,

we could talk about you know, let's spec let's speculate wildly.

Okay. Well, no, here's my here's what I mean. I love I'm excited. Let's get into real or fake if this is a ghost. And then we can speculate wildly about Argonians. Okay, okay, so, on the count of three real or fake? Is this a ghost? 123 fake?

It's not a ghost.

I don't think so. But if it is weird ghost to haunt you for one night? Yeah,

we should find out if her axe is dead. Oh, that just you ask him that question made me realize father. Yeah, remember the story she was telling about how every once in a while so in this post and one of the edits she talks about how this is a very normal because a normal phrase for her to be asking is What are you doing when she was with her? And he's get up my Yeah, yeah, I totally get it because Kelly does that shit to me when I'm two out at night.

it happened, like recurringly like,

not recruit like straight up. Yeah, well, no, I'm saying I mean, yes, that might be a thing or this is like her ex died, and like, had some feelings harbored towards her and has kind of like tethered himself to her and started going through the motions of what he would normally do on a nightly basis if they were still together just

happened more than once though, then. Who knows? I guess she meant since she changed her fucking locks on our doors and then it stopped. I don't think an X is spirit is going to stop at a locked door. I didn't write that you can go through it man. Yeah,

I didn't I didn't write the manual for how ghost hunter right? So I don't know the criteria I'll read that one day but today is not that day. But no like that's you asking that question just got me thinking about it like okay, she mentioned this a bunch about her axe What if her axe is dead? And this is

that word direct stalking her and get in bed with her.

See that's the that is the one version where like ghost stories are not as creepy as like real reality. Yeah, which that could

was a ghost turns out to man in my walls. That movie The boy or whatever? Yeah. In the walls. What do you what do you think you look like you're pondering precede

trying. I'm trying to make the ghost viable in my brain. Yeah.

That's, that's tough. That's the only thing making me think is not a ghost. If it happened more periodically. If she got a lot more out of it, then I would be like, Okay, this could be paranormal. That happened the one time she mentioned she mentions that she had recordings of clickings before but she deleted them. And then she just gives us Yeah, of course. And then she gives us one more story about how you know, she heard the clicking woke up and walked over to it

which is strange. She's

moving away from the phone. She's moving away from the bed. She's moving away from the child theoretically sleeping in the bed. The theoretical dog sleeping under the bed or next to the bed.

She has moved out.

I really want to know what the setup is so bad. Yeah, Lady if you're listening, please. drive me crazy.

Nick and I were talking before this and he has a set of criteria that he just he needs what it what was that again?

I need to know how you sleep. I need to know what's in the room. I need to know where the phone is what it's on. Where's the water bottle? Where's the dog

you look at this was such a swear calculated mind and we need that on this show. We really do. Oh, it's just three Dankest is going down but the water bottle.

Crazy is is crazy does and you can't understand crazy. And so you start picking in it.

Yeah, not wrong. But yeah, she did mention she moved out of the house by the way I've read. So and it has now happened

after all this security of the box with her. Yeah. Never know what's gonna in someone's life. Never No,

no. But yeah. Unfortunately, I do think it's someone broke into her home and potentially her ex and just got into bed with that for who? What happened during the bed? I'm assuming hopefully nothing considering that app records all night and right, I'm sure.

Unless, yeah, big Androids and on it. We're not accusing Android of facilitating a crime. I'm not going to expound on that anymore. But there was somebody else who this is you actually reminded me of another thing. There's another bit of evidence that might suggest that there were two people in the room hit me. So she wakes other people to outside of there's a woman, there's a woman, there's her child. And then there's the

making sure your window works.

But like, just like all sleepy eyed and stuff and like, you turn around and say nothing. And then she's back asleep. It's what he says after that, though, like it's fine or it's them or it's like or I honestly think he says it's fine. Because I think he's looking at whoever he's robbing this house with. Seeing that they're freaking the fuck out as this might be one of the very first times doing this. Yeah. And then he's just like,

It's like a It's almost like a movie scenario. I know, like a comedy like or like a dark comedy. You know, however, I did read some of the comments, or one of the comments she states I don't know if it's an editor where she states she claims anyways that she doesn't have anything of value. She doesn't know anybody to be fair well enough.

Right after that. She goes like except for my laptop, my iPad, my phone. They're all my bedroom. And I'm like, that's true. Well,

I'm curious to see I mean, her kids young a shit. But if her kid ever wants to talk about this if he if they were awake at all, because I mean, if you're sleeping in a room with a three year old who knows? Maybe it's not her talk, and maybe it's the kid having a drink as well. Yeah. Or and if there was someone else in that room, you would think the kid would also wake up

I firmly believe that they were dreaming in tandem. Oh, yeah. It has something to do with it.

She mentioned there's a dog I don't remember there's a dog.

There's a dog. Um,

Breaking news.

There's a dog

how big how small so

it could be like a dream thing where they both woke up knew the dog was doing something both.

I think I can do each other. I want to believe that they were dreaming in tandem, I want to believe because another along the lines of what you were saying, especially with regard to her child does the child whoa wear pants? She wear pants,

you know for like the noises sound like

the clicking the quote unquote clicking at time sounds to me like slapping? Yeah, I could say, Sorry, dad. When I was a kid, I had a really hard time sleeping, I had a really hard time with nightmares. Um, and oftentimes I got bored. And one time I tried to fuck with my parents. And I did I effectively put me to bed, I was laying there. And I would just drop my hand. I'm not saying that this kid is fucked up as I am. But there's no such thing as an

Are you asleep yet? Don't worry buddy is like shotgun in hand. Like I

hear good. He walked over to make sure you walked over to make sure I was still breathing and shit like that. I was just a little little kid. I don't remember how old I was been old enough to remember. And then he went to bed and then it wasn't until some weeks later. I overheard it come up in a conversation between the adults and some of the family members. And that's when I was like what

I mean yeah, it could totally be that the kids is bored maybe the kids just a

dick I don't know necessarily that that's what's happening but that's it you know, in my experience that can that's something you know, I think

going yeah the kid if the kids not wearing like pants or some kid just be like he might have been awake at that point just kind of just just bored.

Yeah, trying to which means when she goes What are you doing? And he goes nothing like it's just a normal fucking conversation between you know this woman and her kid. Yeah, so it's but where's the dog?

Where's the water? That's

what kind of dog with a water bottle she doesn't say what kind of dog it is.

She doesn't say what kind she didn't say how big Yeah,

there is a third party this dog would have probably freaked out if it was someone hose Yeah, so that might go back to the x

yeah baby dog when the x was around dog knows the X and wouldn't freak out because he's

a total lover. Just love everybody can be it. Have you guys seen the videos of the people that sign up? It's I don't remember what I don't know if it's a new station or, or what but they sign up to have a burglar come to their home while they were there to see what the dog would do. Just like oh, hi fan. No big deal. Hi stranger in my house.

There's one of those where the dog like gets into the van with the burqa. It's like a golden retriever and they're like yeah, come on. Okay, okay.

I still train my my fucking dog to not do that shit. Because he's a giant goober and he definitely won't be like Oh, I love you

well dang boys. I think that about kind of wraps up this like the story in general I

do we do. We want to go around and like firmly place our finger on the G spot.

I was gonna do something else but sure I was

gonna masturbate over here. Okay, well, I

was gonna ask like, Nick since you're new to the show do you have any like ghost stories that you that's a good idea.

Yes, yeah, story stories. Paranormal Activity Yeah, you got any my life

yeah. Is that a thing you that I haven't

repressed?

Yes, that's the key. You have not repressed as we get

older it gets harder and harder. It does no. Well, there was a

gray entered my window and and then me.

Well, like I said I suffered from night terrors big time when I was a kid. And then at one time well that just explains why I can't take my tears about what came. Benadryl night tear combo? Really? Fuck me?

Wouldn't that just explains the Benadryl?

Oh no, that just explains why can't take bad luck.

That's true. That's amazing. Remember, I don't know if you guys would remember when we were kids. McDonald's have one time before the Beanie Babies thing happened. They released little stuffed jungle animals.

I think I do remember they be

really heavy. Department. I'm 28

by 31. Okay, we might be around might have been Yeah. Well, anyways, again, I was young, I suffered from night terrors, and I was sick. I was always sick. And my mom my poor mother was always trying to find a way to help me get better. Well, as it turns out, drugs and nightmares don't mix. No, um, I was absolutely convinced. And I don't know it could also have been influenced from a movie that I saw right around that time. But I was convinced that these little stuffed things were

Oh, Toy Story or fucking Small Soldiers? Yeah,

um, absolutely. Or like Indian Indian in the Cupboard? Yeah, movie. Yeah. It was right around that time. Okay,

so it might have been Indian in the Cupboard.

I don't know. But I was I was petrified. There's a fucking koala crawling down my bookcase. You're like what do you do? What do you do? Let's call seven years old flip and shit quietly in your bed watching a koala

any listeners from Australia tell us what you do in this situation?

Honestly. Fucking

What are you doing? But nothing like super paranormal hot more like the night terror aspect.

Like you know your your keyboard grew fingers and scattered across your desk or your teeth fell out your face and started yelling insults to me. Well, all the time. That's why that exists up over there.

There was just a lot yeah, that thing's pretty bad.

It's Orthon

it's yeah, it's Orthon the tooth the collector. One of our our patrons sent us over a drawing of that and there's a little vial of teeth next up teeth. Yeah. Yep.

dollars for big she didn't rip them out of puppy mouth. It's from their puppy baby teeth. That's what

that's what she sold Yes, don't trust everything you read online kids.

Jason Do you have any like ghosty stories? I called mine plenty of times.

I don't think I've ever shared anything that I've had happen. Yeah, give us a go. The only thing that I can absolutely think of it's burned into my memory and it's back Oh, shit hold was I was like, I must have been like four or five or assumptions.

I was 28 I was 30

that was 32 Excellent last night.

Yeah. No, so we used to live in this house in like near Sugar Grove and Aurora. And we had you basically you'd walk in and there was this big room with a fireplace and a TV and like this couch and right next to the couch was the basement door. Now I remember I was sitting there I

that you know of that I

know of that might know

like a Jurassic Park with the rapid fucking get anyways keep going.

So this door is open now and I'm like okay, I'm super young so I like don't think anything of it because I don't know what terror is at this point in my life that's yet not quite and so like I go back to watching TV and I hear like the doors squeak a little bit more again and open even more this time I'm like okay, what the fuck so like I get up and I looked down the basement stairs which to me was the scariest part of my entire house because like it always is with every kid

Was it my optic from coming?

Was it to my delirious brain? Maybe? Was it my father being a colossal Dicke? Probably now that I think about all of this. Oh, yeah. But I mean, he's a super heavy sleeper, so I'm not sure he would have heard me. And I feel like I would have remembered him coming down the stairs, and I don't think he would have hid in the basement all night just waiting for me to go to bed. So I don't know. But I do remember that happening when I was a kid and it just burned into my fucking mind.

Well, that's, that's awful. That's awful. Yeah, I mean, everyone knows mine. I have the ghost cop walking that thin blue line between life and death.

Some of those sitters know Yeah,

I'll sum it up for you. Because you're here, Nick book, I worked at a movie theater Pendleton. And I worked at night. The night shift one time was me and the custodian guy that was cleaning up. And he goes and cleans up theaters, I clean up the like the concession stand stuff. So he's off in the theater cleaning and I'm in the concession stands. I hear a knock on one of the main doors. There's a cop there. And I let him in. And I'm like, what's

time we've told it but that's absolutely fine. I love hearing it every time. Yeah,

it gives the new folks

exactly you guys get an updated version. Yeah,

a TLDR to we're gonna start updating like every episode we're gonna do a quick recap on everything we've ever seen

well, dang I guess that's probably a good time to end the episode. Oh boys. Yeah, I

mean, this was this was a quicker one that didn't have as much substance to his pose. It allowed us to kind of like hey, get to know Nick a little bit. Oh ton of fun.

Like we said this is a lot of relaxed episode we just wanted to hang out and do a little bit of a spooky topic while Doug is gone. Oh yeah, living it up at the Heart Attack Grill or whatever the fuck

I hope you're having a bitch

and we're supposed to let them know. You know let me call them real quick see call

and hang up right away. Just be like you didn't answer

see what happens. I'm put on speaker.

I hope he's been able to pitch in time.

I'm gonna see what happens. Okay.

He's gonna be like, What the fuck? No one told me. Oh, yeah,

good. Feel bad. Especially because I think Vegas time is different from ours. He might also just be shift faced who knows? And he's probably he's probably just shift faced. He is in Vegas. I don't blame him. I'll leave him a voicemail. How's that sound? Do you think he's he would like that to an audible voicemail setup.

What do you get out dad red blood dead bad dad back.

You got it. Record your message will be recording. Hang on. I want to record fuck you. You prick didn't answer the phone. We're on the show. So I wanted to call you and say hi baby. Okay, love you kisses everyone in Vegas.

By anyway,

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Guys money that is super stellar.

If you want to leave, like leave us a text or a voicemail like the one that probably snuck its way in to this episode somewhere. Jason I'm sure two voicemails found their way in. You can go to our Google phone number which is I think he's trying to tell me something. Yes, you've left it out a couple times. That'd be very subtler. 3090993661 more time that is 630-909-9366 your

window of opportunity here because you're not gonna get it I'm not gonna let you do it.

You found

you fucked it up. Leave us a voicemail or play on the show or a text corresponding because we always do Gmail where delivery pod@gmail.com Leave us an email we will read it in left. Oh, and rate us on Apple podcasts and podcasts. We already have like 14 reviews on Spotify. Keep it up. That's amazing.

And other stuff, but that's all I got. I like it.

Pray like it. Yes.

Like your buttons all over the room.

Praise me to Orthon me his toothy denture greatness his or her haunt your dreams may as enamel coating covers all yes in a nice gooey comfort zone coffin.

I want to say before it's over.

Oh no, we all get a bit so the neck neck

go. Oh, you jumped in line. Sign off.

anybody listening now that did not listen to the most recent episode release which is the Mandela catalogue. Yes. fuckin do it.

Thank you. Thank you.

I am a skeptical human being. It takes a lot to get my shakes true. And I got about halfway through the Mandela catalog episode. And I started getting the willies.

It's a Willie. Willie giver, man.

I love that term.

It's it's really open ended term. It is. You guys really knocked it out of the park. Hey, man,

you knocked it out of the park. It was really creepy shit. We're gonna have you on more often.

At first I was like, Oh, cool. And to be to be clear, I didn't watch anything. Okay, I didn't watch anything you did. Brain and you are an active listener. With a little bit of an imagination. It's gonna help you I didn't need to watch it.

Hell yeah,

that's good. Well, we

still go watch this stuff. Because yeah,

Alex Krause. KISTER Yeah, deserves the views.

It's it takes a really special person to put something like that together. So props Alex Yeah.

Yeah, I will go ahead and I'm gonna go ahead and say Thank you Nick for coming back tolerate even more bullshit. Oh, come on. We spent a lot of time back for you. Well, thank you, but most importantly, Oh, should I should we do dogs because he's not here. No,

no. Do you actually hear we got Nick say slap peens and bake beans

slap. It's it's just a dog thing. Yeah, Doug slap peens and bake beans. There

we go. That works.

Any combination of slapping, peens slapping, slapping them

slapping slap your ghosts.

Yes, but most importantly, all of us here at the Ludi industries wants you to stay like fucking paranoid. I will. Thank you everybody. We will fucking see you next week.

Goodbye. Kiss your dad

on his back lips back