A caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories. Afterwards a tattoo artist takes us through their tumultuous last few years and a final caller tries to drop everything to become an Alaskan chef. If you listen closely the sun is screaming. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.co...
Jul 03, 2024•1 hr 4 min
A caller talks about leaving the Mennonite community and navigating 2 marriages, 2 divorces, and a kid. Then a final caller reveals to me and his girlfriend just how much money he has spent on skins in League of Legends. How the hell do you open a coconut? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WE...
Jun 30, 2024•56 min
An “amateur astronomer” explains why he is immobilized with anxiety due to the vastness of the cosmos. Later I talk to a clown enthusiast about e-bikes and his bathroom, a caller shares how medically approved ketamine therapy changed his life, and a final caller tells me how this podcast inspired him to join the Pokemon card community. Can I use your pool? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPOR...
Jun 26, 2024•1 hr 2 min
A caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home. Later a caller worries her line of work may ruin her family dynamic and a final caller tries to move to Australia after surviving cancer. Look away. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyl...
Jun 23, 2024•1 hr 3 min
A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing. Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want. I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE...
Jun 19, 2024•1 hr 1 min
A caller is kind of stalked by a former flame who accuses him of being a serial killer. But it is chill. Afterwards an Uber driver explains why they rejected a viral art career and a final caller attempts to navigate office small talk. I hope you can make it to the cook out. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.c...
Jun 16, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked. It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23) Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are availa...
Jun 12, 2024•56 min
We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games. Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils. It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIR...
Jun 09, 2024•1 hr 1 min
A caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in jail for 10 years. Then a caller tries to avoid being guilt tripped by an ex-girlfriend and a retired soldier explains why he hasn’t left his house for the last month. I curse the sun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: thera...
Jun 05, 2024•58 min
A caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (for the better?). Afterwards a pizza guy ponders his mortality with me and a casino janitor chats about her hesitations regarding her new rich boyfriend. We have a winner. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.super...
Jun 02, 2024•1 hr 4 min
A caller debates whether or not to continue financially supporting her boyfriend and also whether or not to let her mom back into her life after she tried to poison her. Later I talk to a chef about an illegal restaurant he’s running and a final caller struggles to navigate his newly formed polyamorous relationship. Paint the walls of your house green. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT TH...
May 29, 2024•1 hr 6 min
A caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos. Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whether or not kids should drive high, and a final caller confronts her underwhelming feelings after finally losing her virginity at 24. Try to do at least one back flip today. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.super...
May 26, 2024•59 min
A caller tells me how he overcame his obsession with spending money on cam girls. Then I help him set up a Roth IRA. Afterwards a caller reveals why they feel so paralyzed in their relationship of 8 years. It sounds nice to be a bird. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOM...
May 22, 2024•54 min
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May 20, 2024•4 min
A caller debates whether or not drinking less alcohol is worth it. Then a caller questions if they have a porn addiction, a return caller tells me what abruptly ended their situationship, and a final caller seeks advice on how to be less problematic. I sometimes wonder what scooby doo would taste like if you cooked and ate him. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapyg...
May 19, 2024•1 hr 2 min
A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia. Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair, and a final caller talks about how hard it is to maintain a diet while working at a fast food restaurant. There is always a catch. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: ins...
May 15, 2024•59 min
After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth. Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place. It is a nice day out. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever...
May 12, 2024•50 min
A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby. Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date. I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOM...
May 08, 2024•46 min
A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder. Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk. It is now your turn. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follo...
May 05, 2024•49 min
A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME...
May 01, 2024•56 min
A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother. One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. U...
Apr 28, 2024•54 min
A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life. Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with. I like your haircut. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON ...
Apr 24, 2024•55 min
A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter. Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME...
Apr 21, 2024•50 min
A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood. Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLL...
Apr 17, 2024•58 min
A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses. Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs. Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMA...
Apr 14, 2024•58 min
A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagr...
Apr 10, 2024•56 min
A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life. Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows. Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM...
Apr 07, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Content warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart. A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport. The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME O...
Apr 03, 2024•1 hr 4 min
A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum. The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIR...
Mar 31, 2024•1 hr 4 min
A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails. Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz. Watch the full park video here . Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.su...
Mar 27, 2024•52 min
