While Nikki feels like she needs new clothes Anya feels like she needs a new set of teeth. How much is too much body alteration and cosmetic surgery? Could we all age like Charlize Theron? Nikki contemplates an eyebrow lift that will perfect her "tired of life face". Brian jumps in, diagnosing society with being overly comfortable and likely the root of everyone's depression. Nikki's new thing to be upset about is old dads. They get into a conversation about adoption and Brian shares his interes...
Aug 24, 2023•1 hr
Nikki shares some highlights from the baby book she's reading that's triggering everyone in her BFF group chat. Brian has a positive mattress update that may finally get him a good night's rest. The truth comes out as Nikki confesses to a faux fight at Brian's wedding sparking a convo about humor that falls flat. Nikki and Brian have an unbreakable bond after getting into a heated debate about free will and Sam Harris. Nikki has a couple of questions to ask the room. The first is about a gift id...
Aug 23, 2023•1 hr 17 min
The show kicks off with Brian sharing jaw dropping stories about plagiarism in the entertainment business. Nikki believes it's another case of parallel thought. Anya shares how her homecoming turned into a skunky mess. Nikki is perplexed when women moan a sigh of relief when taking off their bra. After Brian and Anya get go down memory lane about drawing anime, Nikki stirs some of her own nostalgia when she pulls out a Seventeen Magazine from the early 2000's. After reading the absurd headlines ...
Aug 17, 2023•1 hr 26 min
The ever-charming Chris Convy is visiting Nikki in Los Angeles. They revisit their recent double date with Brian and Ali to the Auschwitz Musem . Chris and Nikki share what they took away from the exhibit. Brian points out ironic flaws of the museum that turn out to be comedic. Nikki sped through the museum and got just as much as people who took too long. After pointing Brian's "completion-ist" habits they get into a discussion about finishing things that aren't working out or abandoning them. ...
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Don't save money, hire movers is the wisdom dropped at the top of the show. Nikki shares a beloved Helen Keller meme that baffles Anya. Lucky for her, explaining memes is one of Nikki's favorite pastimes. Nikki and Brian share fun stories from Tim Dillon's pool party, including who they caught up with and the escapades that ensued. Brian shares his take of how life is different being married vs not. Nikki is not buying that New Yorkers are less lonely than people in Los Angeles. They get in touc...
Aug 10, 2023•1 hr 14 min
According to Nikki, if someone dares to dial you up on FaceTime, they might as well be waving a big red flag that screams, "Psychiatric ward, here I come!" Anya saw Barbie and Nikki is glad to finally have someone to talk about the movie with. She's firing shots at the marketing for the movie and gives the raw answer to why people are flocking to see it. Ready for more of Nikki's off brand opinions? She covers sympathy hoarding and a Deepfake doggy dilemma. Guys need to go on friend dates but Br...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 24 min
Nikki embraces her mom's unintentional humor, Anya is gushing endless blood, Noa knows all too well what it's like to be around when your hot friend gets hit on and Brian is helping Nikki with an assessment of her fan demographics. Nikki really dug in when she had the chance to candidly chat with a billionaire. Anya shares a dirty tidbit about hotel rooms. Nikki on the other hand, explains how she uses germs to boost her immunity. Have you ever calculated how many days it takes to watch all seas...
Aug 03, 2023•1 hr 17 min
It's hard to forget catchy commercial jingles from childhood like the one from Cellino & Barnes. Barnes' untimely death could have been another post on Nikki's saved Reddit/r/lastimages. Nikki went to see the Barbie movie (EXTREME SPOILERS) but would have rather watched something about "complete destruction". Brian is still agonizing over his mattress, revealing more about his decision making process. Nikki lets herself off the hook easily when she destroys or loses her things. In the Final ...
Aug 03, 2023•1 hr 19 min
The good part about having dreams is that you're sleeping, the bad part is that no one wants to hear them. Brian broke his own vow and feels like he is in a pickle over his mattress. Nikki shares her tips for a better spray tan experience when Anya isn't sure about getting another one. Even though Nikki has been watching some of the best stand up specials, sometimes it's her boyfriend Chris who comes up with the best punchlines. Nikki and Brian assume that comedians who lean into silence between...
Jul 27, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Nikki wonders what people find compelling about Jazz. They find the best explanation in a Kyle Dunnigan joke. Brian wants to play piano in front of people and not be annoying before he turns 40. Anya has more insight into her creepy ice skating performance as a child. Brian might never get rid of his little bag of rags. Nikki explores the phenomenon of "waiting mode". Nikki and Anya run at different speed modes. Nikki tells a story about making a guy blush at a cafe which leads to a conversation...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Your loved ones getting mad because you're MIA when you're actually dead is a thought on top of Nikki's mind. Brian's idea of bad audio is Cisco's The Thong Song, which triggers a traumatic memory for Nikki when a boy told her she had "thighs like what". Brian shares an embarrassing white trash story. Nikki reflects on her therapist's suggestion of putting her shame on a shelf but expresses her reluctance to do so. Anya and Brian tell Nikki if having a wedding was worth it. In the Final Thought,...
Jul 20, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Nikki notices Brian's "buff"...it doesn't have anything to do with his body. Nikki finds that women preen when they like a guy. She shares a new hack for " gooning " longer while masturbating. Brian shares funny facts about the Gilgo Beach murderer. This leads Nikki into getting into the concept of no free will and why she'd love an execution. They talk about crying and intense couple arguments. Nikki talks about her Family Feud appearance and how much she loves her family. In the Final Thought ...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 14 min
Even though Nikki is trying to cool it with the Taylor Swift talk, it just happens to find her! Have you ever cooked a meal for your partner and they politely hated it? It happened to Anya. Brian connects the resulting feelings to performing comedy. They all have no business discussing the Jonah Hill leaked texts in Why Do I Care? However it leads to a good debate on just how helpful therapy is. Spoiler horn..Brian doesn't believe in it. Nikki makes a funny observation about the texts and wraps ...
Jul 13, 2023•1 hr 17 min
Nikki and Brian are sitting next to each other in a sad airBNB. Nikki wonders what is the appeal of the Calabasas area. She anticipates dying on stage as they both embark on a new showbiz journey. This brings them to the love of the word "languishing". The girls are back after seeing each other for Anya's wedding weekend. They share their favorite memories from the pre-wedding dinner and wedding in a celebrity's backyard. From the "poignant" speeches, a sad saxophone to a blood chilling story th...
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 19 min
Anya is heading into her wedding weekend and the stress is on. Nikki will have to find a way around that for her future wedding. She has a strong opinion on sleep masks as Brian is desperately tired. They answer what two things they would sneak into jail. Julie loves a "coup" but uses the word wrong. Nikki had a breakthrough in her singing lesson which leads to a conversation about complements that feel good after a performance. Nikki is obsessed with a new song by Boy Genius and wants it added ...
Jul 07, 2023•1 hr 11 min
Nikki is going barefoot to get clicks. Julie Glaser joins the show and gets tested on Gen Z terms. Nikki shares how her mom and dad used to "get off" when they were younger. Anya shares how her mom's mind blew when she learned where to get podcasts. Brian's been enjoying old comedy shows on comedy.tv. Chris found a way to get Nikki to travel overseas. Anya has a new rating system for music and Noah Baumbach film recommendations. Nikki has simple tips for Brian to use on stage. In The Final Thoug...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Nikki's stand up act shows that people can't help their thoughts. She has a few more notes on Brian's wedding which includes falling rocks and stolen fudge. A food Anya knows everyone likes but she can live without. Nikki has a rant about Taylor Swift and the song Dear John. Brian explains how a "round" helps his anxiety. Nikki and Noa talk about their experience seeing Taylor Swift in Minneapolis on the Eras Tour. Noa points out that Taylor Blurs her eyes like Nikki does when she looks at the a...
Jun 29, 2023•1 hr 13 min
Brian is back from his wedding and Chris joins Nikki in studio to help recap moments from Colorado. Anya shares that her parents almost killed her fiancé Matt with a cherry. Brian recalls highlights from his weddings and all of his feelings that day. Anya shares how Nikki's text "babe no one cares" helped soothe her own wedding anxiety. Brian reads his wedding vows and admits he felt 85% good that day. A high number. Nikki realized how gay the song YMCA is while dancing to it at the wedding. In ...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Taylor, Nikki and Julie all went to see Matchbox 20 and they are in studio to recap. There is heart blood everywhere! Is a Columbine rant on your Nikkipodmemes bingo card? because this tangent happened. Taylor shares something inappropriate that was said to her at the nail salon. Nikki and Taylor got back stage to meet Rob Thomas between cars and got heckled. Nikki is on a concert kick but experienced a pet peeve when she saw the Flaming Lips. They play Top1 Bottom 1: Emojis and Julie has a prec...
Jun 22, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Taylor McGraw is back by popular demand and she has more than crime under her belt. Nikki hits the pod bingo card and goes off about Taylor Swift's new song and something they have in common. They talk about the cast of The Ultimatum: Queer Love and lesbian sex habits. Nikki gives a little recap of Brian Frange's wedding and a teaser about what he will share when he returns from his honeymoon. Nikki and Taylor have a huge night ahead: they are going to see Matchbox 20. Nikki shares the DM she se...
Jun 22, 2023•1 hr 26 min
The gals are imagining what it could be like for Brian as he drives to his wedding destination. Anya wants to know why people like getting choked during sex. Nikki is putting her foot down on celebrity and self help guru worship. She is also going to purposefully and subtly brag more. Nikki shares an insanely violent dream she had. After seeing a musical, Nikki wants to lend her comedy writing to one. Nikki and Anya talk about what they've been watching. They talk about first feelings of attract...
Jun 15, 2023•1 hr 27 min
The gals are joined by Chris Convy of The Courtney Show also known as Nikki's lover. Brian is out this week as he starts his road trip to getting hitched. Anya was able to navigate bureaucratic hell as she prepares for her wedding. Somehow but not surprisingly they get into a conversation about dying at the hands of your partner and videos you'd find on the Reddit/r/Lastimages. They ask if guys truly like sexy lingerie. Nikki Anya and Chris reflect back on the time they spent together in Europe....
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 21 min
Nikki just literally got off a flight with a crew member named Franchie. Brian thinks his last name was due to a mix up at Ellis Island. While NYC was smoked out by a disappearing Canada, Nikki her BFFs and Mom went to see Dave Matthews in an intimate concert. Nikki realizes she is not so into exclusivity especially when it costs her fifty grand. Meeting Dave Matthews on his meet and greet line was well worth it especially if it activates the hormone pellet Nikki got in her butt cheek. --- Watch...
Jun 09, 2023•47 min
Nikki had no time to put make-up on so she has Besties "get ready" with her for a few minutes. She recaps stories from the weekend at Taylor Swift's Eras Tour in Chicago. From secretly calling security, Chris' continuous birthday gift, a cauliflower that didn't make the cut and dancing on the windows of a Soldier Field Stadium Box, it was good times had with family and friends. Anya shares her packing tip for light travel but it might be a little too heavy on the work for Nikki and Noa. Brian ha...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Nikki wants to know why Brian will have his wedding in a national park. She also wants him to know about some love he got in her "girl's chat". That raises his spirits after feeling his signs for the WGA protest weren't really hitting. While talking about Ai and Deepfakes taking over, Nikki doesn't mind watching the one Brian Monarch created of her as Taylor Swift . Anya can confirm that Nikki will never take a photo of her poop. They try to evaluate why it is easier to be negative than positive...
Jun 01, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Nikki and Anya are recovering from their trip to Europe. On their last tour date in Israel, Nikki got a dose of culture shock in Jerusalem and Anya got a salt water douche in the Dead Sea... but at least the humus was delicious. Brian plays armchair therapist and gives two reasons why Nikki is experiencing low libido. As a child Nikki didn't know what to do with her body while waiting. There is a non-spoiler Succession recap and a very strong opinion on The Whale. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they loo...
May 31, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Nikki, Anya and Chris are having a great time in London. Nikki thought her hope for the future was a woman playing guitar at a bar. She gives her hot take on Martha Stewart embracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Brian shares his 40 things to accomplish before the age of 40 list. Nikki has been ordered to speak with a sultry voice. Before hitting Europe, Nikki and Chris bumped into Justine Lupe of HBO's Succession at the airport. This sparks a conversation about how to talk to anyone and how ...
May 26, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Nikki is in Vienna, her first stop in Europe with her bestie Anya Marina, her boyfriend Chris Convy while Brian is allegedly in Tikrit. Brian once spent New Year's Eve on a plane and was annoyed that there was no celebration. Sharing adventures from Europe, Nikki fessed to crying in front of German men before her performance. They talk about performing in front of friends vs strangers. Chris shares a hack to save face abroad. Starbucks in Europe did not pass the heat test but has a naked TV show...
May 24, 2023•1 hr 17 min
Nikki uses her "nananana" technique so that she never sees her own performances. Anya does too sometimes. Brian finds it to be pleasant. A newly discovered hack about face washing sparks a conversation about how the ladies wash their private parts. Nikki shares her anxieties about touring abroad. They play Top1 Bottom1 and discuss features of a car. They pretend to have perfect postures while Brian tells a story about getting surgery on his derriere. In the Final Thought, Anya talks about Fraxel...
May 18, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Anya rings the alarm on stuff people don't think about before marriage that she learned from a divorce lawyer. Nikki and Brian have their own takes on lasting marriages. Nikki changed Brian's life when she told him to stop using Google for his searches and instead look on Reddit. After a hang with her mom, Nikki has a lot to say about getting plastic surgery, exposing her body and bodily insecurities. They remember the big butt trend, rate jokes that ChatGPT wrote in the style of Nikki Glaser an...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 20 min
