The Nicky Gliser Podcast.
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Hello, Here I am, It's Nicky Glazer, this Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to it. I'm joined by Noah and Arizona, Brian Franjie in Los Angeles, California, and Anya Marina back in Kingston, New York. But I was with her in Chicago yesterday for a Taylor Swift weekend, which we will talk about
later on the show. But I just want to start off by saying that I we only have like an hour, and I didn't like a window to do this show, and I didn't do my makeup for it, and I was going to be late, and usually it's fine to be late, but I was like, I'll just do my makeup on air, because like sometimes that's interesting to people, and I might drive people to our YouTube to be like, let's see what she does, you know.
Incredibly popular like TikTok thing to do is just to be doing your makeup while talking about whatever bullshit.
Get ready with me? And this is get ready with me on the show that I'm supposed to be ready for. This is an unprofessional like I'm late, get ready with me? So this is like, but I'm actually gonna do it casually while we just talk. And I think I can do it because I get some of my best thinking done while I'm doing my makeup. It's so mindless for me. Do you agree Anya and Noah with doing makeup? It's like meditative and you never do my makeup long enough
to even have a thought. No, that's not true. You have good makeup. You just good eyes sometimes like, wow, that's a good eye. And on your makeups quick too. You don't wear much makeup, right.
I don't wear a lot, but it's all so annoying the whole process. I'm like, sometimes I do this thing where I will talk as if I'm doing a video and educational video, so that I can be less bored and annoyed.
I'll be like, here's what you're gonna do. It's so easy. You just put on a little cover up right here. You're gonna want to get these under eyes. Yeah, that's fine. So quick shading so much more enjoyable time. If you pretend you're performing, if you're a performer, yeah, just do you kind of tap into that. Yeah, the shaft we have the same thought.
God, that's incredible. I thought the first time that's happened, that.
We uh because are a slight delay for me, and it's still it matched at the same time it was perfect. But yeah, I just feel like I had this realization that day I was doing my makeup. I was like, piling it on. I go, this is like drag Queen levels of makeup, which is fun to do, but it is it's reminiscent of drag Queen and sometimes I look like it like there's this photo shoot shoot that I did and there's a picture coming out from it and it looks like drag. It looks like a really good dress.
And so I realized, the more makeup you use, the more like it's you're supposed to look like you're such you're such a girl if you we wear makeup, but it's like the least girls thing to do, because it's really like, please, don't think I'm a man, Like you're so worried? Do you know? Is there something there? I was thinking like that could be a joke, because I feel like make the less makeup you wear, the more
secure you're with you're like my face, girl face. But like I have to pilot on and like dry on eyelashes and like winged eyeliner and like Rosie cheeks to be like, please don't think of a man like just worried covering up my stubble.
Yeah.
So like the more makeup, the more like you might look like a man. And that's fine. I mean, that's that's a look. Sometimes I'm like very into that look.
But things are changing to you. I remember back when I when I was growing up, it was like a big deal if a man wore eyeliner, likes Robert Pattinson wearing eyeliner and this, oh yeah, like stuff like that.
Get you grew up like ten years ago, is.
Uh yeah, is Jack Harlowe wearing you know?
Yes?
I nowadays, especially the young kids, they're all wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times. I mean, I've seen you know what, boys with makeup but nail polish. It doesn't matter. No one's making fun.
Of them, and it's like kind of hot. No, I mean no, they're some people are. I mean, I've been in circles where they're getting made fun of and I do not partake, but I I listen, and I've noticed it. Yes, they're still getting kind of called out for being like you just want attention kind of which is like, fine,
don't we all? But what I was gonna say about makeup was on our the show that you worked with me on, Brian, there was a person that a man who worked on that show, and I was so proud of him because he wore cover up over some zits he had and I knew it because I'm a girl and I can see it, but men don't even fucking notice. So like women might think he wears makeup, I don't know how I would feel about him, like romantic partnerly, but as someone who is like my friend, I was like,
good for him. He looks better with it. He didn't know what to apply it yet, Like he's in eighth grade. He just started using it, so it's like eighth grade levels of girl, or like ninth grade. I don't know when I started wearing makeup in like actually college but really in my late twenties. But when did you guys start wearing makeup? Probably seventh grade.
I remember a blue eyeliner was a thing, and then blue eyes mascara was a thing that was I think my very first China was my best friend, and she wore a blue eyeliner, and I was not a spring friend.
China was my girlfriend.
That was off key, but yeah, I just wanted to be her even though she's a what is it a springer? A summer what's the one that like an aryan Nikki Glazer type person is? I'm whatever that is not? I have hazel eyes and like I don't look good in like pinks.
I have no idea what crazy pink?
And it looks like a fall, a winter and a spring prob.
Yeah, I don't know this what you're like, anan one? What does that mean that? I think the word arian is like bad. It's like hurting my ears in a psychological west. Doesn't sound like kind of it's Hilary, ye.
Aren't you? You're a hitler youth skin.
You're not an Arian but a spring My skin is a Nazi. It's Nazi skin, but you're not. You're only announci on the outside.
I don't even think they use that anymore, do they spring summer skin tone?
This is the first I'm hearing of it, so I don't think so. But I mean maybe I've heard of it with eyeshadows. Never heard that before. No, I don't think so.
Maybe either, Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, I've never heard of. But I don't wear makeups, but I know.
The shapes of your body. Oh yeah, that's nice. That's where I get it from an alta. Yeah, I uh, we got to talk about this weekend. We did Taylor Swift in Chicago with and Anya was there, my mom. I went two nights, one with uh, my boyfriend and his sister Khaki and his sister in law Emma, and my mom and me and I got these tickets very I don't know if I can say from who, but as a place I love that. If I can say who, I will say it because it was so generous of them.
And I got these tickets because I've paid. By the way, I was like, I'm not paying anymore for Taylor Swift tickets. I just can't. I've done it. This is I kind of lost count and that's like sounds like I'm bragging. I would really be annoyed with myself today. On the plane,
I was like counting. It reminded me of when I was like trying to remember how many guys I had had sex with in Like I was like, I know there was one more, there was one that like it was Oh, I was sitting like I was sorry to count, but I think it was the sixth or seventh, and yeah, but it was spectacular because the first night with Chris and his family and my mom was your dad, They said, uh no, I invited him, but he turned it down.
And I also invited him to go see Dave Matthews with me this week, and he turned it down, as did my brother in law, as did my sister, like as did everyone. But sorry, sorry Dave. People aren't willing to rearrange their life to go see you. But it's
so anyway. Yeah, so we Saturday night. It's said on our tickets when we pick them up at the box office, which I didn't have access to them before we get to the show, so I had no idea that I was going to even get these tickets because it was kind of I got the other ones for Sunday right away and the same people were given me them, so I was like, what's gonna happen? Was Saturday? So I go to the box office a throw which on the floor.
I'm so happy with that. I've been first, I've been third, I've been seventh, I've been like fourteenth, and like eight is perfect or I haven't been said seventh, So eight, I was like, Oh, it's gonna be the perfect spot. One was too close, Uh, three was three was dope, but like fourteen was too far away anyway, perfect seats. And I get to the seat, I'm alone because Kaki and Emma go to get merch. My mom is doing something pan or something, and Chris is, uh getting earplugs
for us. And I get there and we are not a throw baby, A throw in This section has like a dent in it because the stage juts out, so we are for front row. Eight is number one baby in this little section. We're on the side and it was like, oh my god, we're row and it was I mean, it was the best front row place you could be besides the one I had with my mom where she literally sang in front of us, but it was still This had more like depth to it, so
we were further away. I think they've put it further away so it's easier to see the stage at this point that they've learned that the front row can kind of not see as much. It was perfect, and she made eye contact with my camera at least I caught a little rid of it. And it was just the best. It was just such a fun show and it was nice to be able to like Chris was with me, which, by the way, he made a hilarious shirt where he it says Taylor Swift on it and then it's all
pictures of me. But if you don't, if you look quick, you can't really tell, like you have to kind of like you go, wait, what the fuck?
And that's exactly what I did. When I saw the picture on Instagram, I was like, wait, what the fuck.
Yeah, I'll post it because I posted a whole I made a whole draft of posts I'm going to do about the weekend because I knew we were going to cover it here. So he is thinking of positive branks, he really is. It was a good problem. But yeah, it was a positive prank because he kept it under wraps. He like went in the other room to change and he put on his jacket and like sipped it all the way to the top, and I was like, I know,
you got something in there. And then the night before he was like coming from somewhere and we were meeting up to go to dinner or something, and I go, where have you been? And he was like just working on something that's I'm like, he's always got a little scheme going, and my birthday just keeps extending, Like he keeps doing surprises for my birthday. That's like more and more nice. Yeah, he's he killed it with like the did I talk about have you done since my birthday? Yeah? Well,
he gave me the funniest gift. He gave me a shirt of many things. He gave me that's like a long sleeved tea and it's a Succession theme And just to explain it, we have this joke. One of the funniest things I think in Succession is Connor. He's like the brother that's played by the guy who's Ferris Bueller's day off, his friend Ferris, his friend Cameron. Anyway, just to tell you who it is, he's like a dufust brother.
He's running for president. He's pulling at one percent, which he's bought, and yet he's really like into his one percent and he ends up, you know, having kind of some power with it because it's not nothing, but it is nothing, and it's so funny. And at one point he's like so proud of himself because they're the one guy comes up and he's like I'm a big fan. Yeah, me and the conheads, we're just we're all rallying around you. He was like conheads. He's like, yeah, that's what we're
calling ourselves, and he like lights up. He's so excited to be called conheads. And so then you know it's a callback to it in another scene where there's some meme that's going viral of him and he's like, oh my god, the conheads are gonna love this, and just that mutterance is the funniest line ever. But it's not what he said. I remembered it that way. What he
did say is the conheads are loving this. So anyway, Chris printed up a shirt with the con heads are loving this on it and hit a picture of him, and then on the side of the sleeve of says conheads. And I'm just I'm obsessed with having jokes on me that are specific and cool looking and kN those who know no, and I think that's what I want in shirts. And so Chris found actually a really good designer and I think I'm just gonna make joke shirts.
And it's unique, so no one could ever, I mean, they'd have to make their own. So that makes it even cooler.
Yeah, and you get to design it, you get to have Yeah. I think it's a it's a fun little thing. So anyway, Taylor Swift was fucking incredible front row, breezy, beautiful night. My mom was kind of like had a place to sit down and was like comfortable. There's a whole story with some girls. We got there and there's six girls next to us. They recognized me pretty quickly and one compliments my outfit which I was wearing this kind of of I was going for like a look
I was doing Evermore. It was like a long, flowy yellow dress that was like definitely the same color as one of the dresses she wore, the dress she wears on Evermore, but it also was like the style of a folklore dress. Anyway, I kind of nailed it so much so that during the show, Chris is like, that looks like you're dress tonight and I go oh, And then he goes that looks like you're dressed tonight and I go, yeah, I've seen the show, Like oh, I forgot.
I was like, yeah, this was intentional. I look like a Woodland fairy tonight. Like this is like a weird look for me. I wouldn't normally dress like this, So uh, yes, I the girl.
The girls.
Okay, so there's these girls they compliment my outfit. I'm like, it's the first compliment I got. I'm like so excited. And then they two minutes later they're like, are you Nique Glazer? Can I get a picture? It's very nice. They were so sweet, they were also excited. I like loved their energy and they kind of sparked it up, so some other people started asking. So it was it was fun. It was a nice little moment to app and I was by myself. No one, none of my
friends or family witnessed it. But I was like, yes, but I know, but it was still cool. But then we realized as the show started and people took their seats, these six people were kind of trying to fit in a place for three people, and so they are right next to us, by the way, so in facing the direction that Taylor, we're looking at Taylor, We're they're always in front of us, you know, like she's kind of
playing to that side. So it's annoying. But I'm like, damn, they're my friends now and they're my fans, and so I can't I can't get them in trouble. But then I was like, yes, I can, like they've enjoyed two songs where we didn't notice. And then I started counting heads because some girls got there late. And a girl goes, oh, we're fifteen and sixteen, and I'm like ushering at this point and I was like, okay, so they're sixteen, that
means seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, okay, and then we're twenty. There's only three spots. There are six people there, so I go over to the guy, one of the guys, and this guy is just can't understand anything I'm saying. I go here, I was, I had to tell him he doesn't understand any of it. I go there are six
people where three people are check their tickets. It starts after my boyfriend the girl in that shirt, and he's just kind of like confused, but he wants to help so badly, So I like, I love this guy, you know, like he but he just he's like okay, but he doesn't know. So then it goes up. The he goes over. Nothing is accomplished. My Khaki Chris's sister hears that they're claiming their phone is dead, so they can't show their tickets, their phone is dead. But I know it's simple math,
you know, let's go take all six of them. They go plug in their phones and then we wait and see, like there's three should be you know. Well, it's annoying because it's crowding us. And my mom is in the aisle and she keeps getting told no, you're in the aisle, so she can't really be free to dance because she doesn't have a seat, and it's like annoying. So and I was like, they snuck in, they enjoyed two songs front row. They don't belong there. Three of them don't
pull look there because they got lucky. You just there's so many people that don't show up like this. This is a point I make at my own shows. I go thank you for showing up, because so many people buy tickets and don't show up, even yes to Taylor Swift. And so these girls have floor seats, but they're in the back floor and they're like, okay, we'll just sneak up to the front. The weird thing is they did this during the opener, which most people don't get there.
Not most people, probably half the people fill in after the opener. They just got lucky. So then I told on them. The woman comes over. This girl means business. She's got a little headset thing, so she like is on it, and she was like, what's going on? And I'm like, here's the briefing. Okay, these three girls are sitting. There's six of them, and I go, I like them a lot, They're very nice, but they need to go.
And so she goes back and I tell Chris. I'm like, I told this woman, and I hope and I'm hiding behind him because I really like this girl and I don't want her to know I got her kicked out, but like, I'm about to get you kicked out, bitch. And so she goes over to her, She gets them, she rings them up, they all they all leave because none of them belong there.
Oh then oh.
You think it's over. And so then I go, oh my god. And then while the girl, the girl I don't want my friend girl, who was right next to Chris out of the six, you know, right next in line, she's the one I like the most and who's we've been having a good time singing together, like there's a rapport, right, And so she's walking by me, and then she sees the girl with the headset put an hand on my
shoulder and say thank you. Oh no, and so it was it was like a scene in Succession with Shiv and Tom and Logan being like thank you Tom, and she's like through the door seas and so I go no, and I say to Chris, oh my god, she saw and Chris can't really understand because the show's going on. I go, Chris, she saw me. She goes whosaw and I was like, the girl who we kicked out saw that the woman the security guard thanked me, and he
was like, oh shit. And then I turn around to be like ugh, like if to show him the security guard or whatever. And the girl is behind me now because and Khaki have gone to get marched, so there's an opening. She seeks back behind and Yo's behind me. I don't know if she's witnessed that I have betrayed her or not, but like she seems okay because she like I see her and I'm startled. And then we
kind of danced together like bad blood or whatever. And then I like Shara, like, hey, now I got probably It's like I have a little moment with her because I like her, but she's got to go because Emma and Khaki are coming back and she doesn't belong. There'sen he was on Syrup. Well think I couldn't believe it. We kept going, who is this girl? I go, She's
gonna go far in life. She really is, because she we also saw her before before she ended up back with us alone right after we kicked her whole group out. We saw her get kicked out of the front front road number one on our section, and we go, oh my god. Then suddenly she's in front of me. Then she's behind me. Then thank god, though Khaki Khaki was already onto this broad you know, she was noticed that she lied about her phone. That's who gave me that intel.
So I just sucked sicked Khaki. I go, Khaki, like I knew Kaki and s and Emma would come back and not let this girl be in their spot. So by that time, my back is turned to the girl. If I don't, I can't help you.
Girl.
I didn't see it happen. So then she gets kicked out finally, But I mean, she was the talk of the night. This like the talk about someone who persevered in like the same way Taylor does of like just tirelessly. Yeah, she took us five eras. It was a wild night, and I liked I think I liked her back in her seat, that she belonged an earra the best, but uh, that felt soothing when she was out of my uh eye line.
She was gonna and pr or something or be the next she's got to go far and booking agent for the next tailors.
I'd like to interview her if she could reach out. I'd like to just know what your experience was that night. I'm also kind of scared because I don't want you to. Yeah, she will remember. All Right, we're gonna take a break and come back with Taylor Swift Night too, which Anya was a part of right after this. All right, we're back before we get to Taylor's Fist Night too. I just want to say that I am going to be in Florida coming up this weekend, actually Friday and Saturday.
I think it's Sarasota then West Palm Beach, Yes, and those shows are going to be so fun. Florida is always so fun, and I love that I get to go back so much, Like I feel like I go there twice a year. And perform, which means people are excited to see me, and that feels really good. So if if you haven't caught me in Florida in a while or you did before, the show will be different.
So come out this weekend and then also check all my tour dates which are somewhere and I will always I always know the show is coming up the week before, but I don't really look further ahead than that. So you're gonna have to check my schedule, you guys.
Okay's the biggest city in Florida?
Is?
What's the biggest city in Florida?
Miami?
Incorrect? Act question?
Yeah, No, it's not my same Peace's.
Largest city in No? No, not jackson not Orlando. That's correct. It's Jacksonville, can you believe? Yeah, I'm gonna double check just because I feel like it might be wrong. But no, it's just Jacksonville. I've done this capital. Really, why Tallahassee?
Is there something? Is there a sprawling industry that keeps it? What's the most of what's Florida's Marshland? Right, It's like the only place? Yeah, but why does that have more people than Miami? Though? I just wonder just a better infrastructure.
It's almost twice as large as Miami population wise, it's twice as large as Tampa on population wise, it's three times as big as Orlando. It's like not even close. Jacksonville is a holy behemoth of the city.
I wonder we need to do an Adam Ruins everything about this. I want to know why, you know what.
It's close to the Georgia borders, so I don't know if it has something to do with just like being on the Atlantic coast up north further. But it's big and it's not the capital tallahasse Is.
Okay, I've extended how much interest I have in that. It is an interesting fact though, I'll give you that. But I always like Florida, and I'm trying to think of I have a fact about Florida. I don't, but I'll look up some before I go there. I got to get back into the thing where I like look
up interesting facts and then roast the city. That's kind of fun because you learn some stuff where you're like, oh my god, that was invented here, or like you know, yeah that person is from here, and diet here it's dewey. Oh yeah, it does feel good. It feels dewy, and yeah, you feel glowy and just like wet down there. You feel like a mermaid. Your hair gets all like pinked up.
I love it. And then yeah, and people are people are generally nice, and the crowds are crazy and fun and they like you can just like be a little bit more dirty. It's like, yeah, it kind of reminds me of Yeah, they're wild, they're fun. So anyway, that's enough about Florida. Everyone.
Can you give us that? People at home? Can you give us an update on makeup? Watch what percentage are you done? I?
Oh, thank you so much. I kind of want lost track because I was like, oh, this is good enough. And then I as I convinced myself out of putting makeup on because I'm like, I'm naturally a good looking girl. I don't need too much. Let's not go crazy. So I just did a mascara and then I colored in my eyebrows with a gel that which could be horrible
because I didn't do it with a mirror. And then I put on some bronzer and I put on some bb cream Wow, and and the idea mascara, Yeah, I'm done for this is like this is just like a this is my no makeup look for being in huge, like gorgeous.
And I have a same research on the seasons, the four possible variations of seasons.
Okay, I'm almost as interested as I was in the Jets population. Just let you know it is a thing. No, I believe it's a thing. It's just a thing. It's like Aladdin, Like you didn't don't know what references about a Lada? I Did's you not me? I know it's the other Wednesday. It's the other way around. It's like, how if you're a hair color lighter than medium brown, do you think you'd be a springer a summer? Are you seeing the word airy enlisted Nazi? No, it's just people with.
Blond a Nazi or a socialist.
Strangely, it doesn't correlate to that. Let's talk about Taylor's This night too.
This was in the booth.
Yeah, this was in the booth. It was a different experience, but it was an experience.
So I did not know you gifted these tickets for both nights.
Well I didn't. I didn't. I didn't want to ask for too much. The people that offered I was like, I don't want to overdo it, so I'll ask for five the first night, because that's what they kind of were like, just go. They kind of told me to go nuts, and I go five the first night to night too. Oh I asked for actually only as I've asked for five for one night, and they go, you
can have Sunday too, if you want. And I was like, okay, two, my mom and I will stay and go again, and then they go, actually, you can have six for Sunday night if you want. So days before I'm scrambling, like I gotta fill up the six, like, let's call in the I want to scratch off the biggest swifties of my friends, like people who like are kind of immersed in her. So Anya was a quick pick because she obviously is learning Taylor Swift songs with me and has
like sturdy band. Yeah, we're starting a band, and you preach the goshball. Oh yeah, that's really good, Like it sounds like our vaginasas blank space. No, it's like we're virgin empty voice. Yeah, desert voice, No, I like it. Blank spaces is actually really funny. So yeah, so we're starting a band. So Anya, I invited her. She said yeah, I'll go. Then Kirsten was like.
I don't know.
I'm going to try to move around some clients. And Kirsten gets like sleepy at like nine pm. So I was like, she's and nothing will stop her from her daily habits, Like she's not gonna be like I'm just gonna fuck it all because it's Taylor Swift. Like she's a responsible adult and like is one of the healthiest people I will ever know. So I respect those boundaries. So I invited her, but I go listen, if it's gonna kill you, don't do it. But she rallied, she goes,
she's she comes. Then Laura Cotler, my friend from high school who is the biggest Swift. Ye, I know who I'm friends with, and we text about Taylor a lot. I invited her because she knows Kirsten and she's met Anya on the road when we've been in Dallas. She she uh is like a big paystright chef, pastry chef at Paystreet, chef at the Ritz Carlton. She's awesome and that's cool. It sounds like her life is a rom com I know. That's like that's the rom comm job.
Rom com job, and so that and also my sister and my mom. So is that it? Yes? Yeah, and it was. It was just the best group ever. One got in yesterday on Sunday and we went to lunch and it was so fun and we were talking about ghosts, stories.
On your ghost And then it turns out that Lauren and e J both have seen ghosts, and Nikki and Julie have never seen ghosts.
Right, never seen a ghost, Never want to see a ghost? No, no, thank you. I'm not ready for that, which.
Supports our theory that maybe it's you're just one of those people that sees a ghost or you're not, because how can your the dad and the daughter and a family see it but the other people don't.
Oh yeah, it's like a thing a genetics. No, no, because my life will change drastically if I am become someone who can see ghosts. I will be scared all the time. I am in hotel rooms all the time. I am like I will I can't live in that world, Like it's just too scary. So I've convinced myself that that I can't see them, but I do believe in them because of Tyler Henry. But my sister's seeing them but it was a fun lunch of just like laughing and any other highlights from Oh we sent back a
plate of cauliflower. I'm not joking you before before an you got there, I'm not kidding you when I say this. This is this is gonna make me sound like the worst person ever. I've never done anything even close to this in my life, I assure you. We sent back a plate of cauliflower three times. Two things have seemed at mommy twice before we just go forget it. It's like not because it wasn't coming out hot. It was coming out cold and we couldn't help it, like it
wasn't getting hotter. So I couldn't lie to the guy. He was like is it hotter? And I was like, no, please try it. And so we said it back three times and I was like legit, like I'm so sorry, this is I will till you well. And he's like, we got a new guy and that's in that area. So it was like be nice to him, like just I'm not mad at him, but it's this isn't edible busy.
So just so cool about comics is you guys roast people all the time, and you guys get away with it because you're just so naturally funny that people laugh. Because when I got there, I ordered an iced tea and Nikki goes to the way there, you can't fuck that up because it comes cold.
She's like roasting him. Yeah, I go just actually put it in as a hot tea and it'll come out the way she wants it based on what like a civilian can't get away with that. Yeah, because he was cool, he was great. We loved him. I would have never pulled this shit with like a like if my flight attendant on the way home today, if she would have been our waiter, I would waitress. I would have been like, thank you so much, it's so hot on the first one,
Like I would have been such a chicken. Shit. He was just very nice and like personal because out of the gate we sit down and I go in. A group came in at the same time as us. Now, if you're this is just a pro tip. If you ever get to a restaurant and a huge group sits at the same time as you, just get your shit together as a table and order before them because they're never going to and get your order in when they come for the drinks. That way, you're gonna get your
food way faster. The kitchen's about to get backed up like crazy. So he comes over to get our drinks and I go, we're ready to order. Because when we sat down, I go, everyone decide right now, let's not talk, let's like decide because I'm just like, then we can relax. And so we got in the order. We got our food. It was totally cold. It was as if they cooked it after the other stuff we were avoiding. But no, it was actually delicious. And I love that plast of the weekend.
Almost for me, it was that lunch just I love hanging and gabin with the Glazers.
It is so fun. It's so like that's what I was saying, Like when we got to tagether Swift after a while, I was like, you guys were just want to go to dinner and like talk about what we've seen so far because it was that kind of hang.
But the ACU Blazer classic restaurant tip is this I remember back from ten years ago now, because you show up at a restaurant for brunch on the fifties or the tens, so you don't show up like, hey, let's meet for brunch at eleven. It's let's meet for brunch at ten fifty, because everyone and their mother is showing up at eleven.
Or eleven twenty five or eleven twenty Yeah, you know, like on the thirties and the hour just picked ten minutes or so before fifte minutes. Where did you learn this? And Nikki, I think I read it on Reddit. I'm not going to give myself credit for that, but it was one that I spread immediately because I was like, this is genius, but I didn't.
Spread it too far. It's a great tip. Yeah, well now it's been spread.
Well, there's there's another classic Nikki from this weekend that I observed on Lauren's Instagram and I there, Nikki, I hope you don't kill me for this, but she Okay, Lauren, your sister posted a video of the stage and stuff. It's like the constant, you know, it's it's Taylor performing, it's the whole crowd. And then right before the video ends, I hear, Kirsten, you're making me nervous.
Exactly what that was? I know exactly what that was, because Kirsten, we were in a we were in a box. It was amazing for the concert, we were in a box seat, a private box with a stock for it. It was private bathroom, Florida ceiling, Florida ceiling windows tilted. No other people tilted windows, so the window tilts towards the crowd, so you're like kind of looking over. It's so cool.
There's a couple flaws with the architecture of these rooms that I will get into, but the idea of this room is so fucking cool and I was so I went through a range of emotions with it because it was to me, not ideal acoustically at first, but it was optically one of the coolest things ever. As soon as my mushroom's kicked in, I go, you know what, this is better. This is better because it was so pretty with like the city skyline and then all of like everyone gets a bracelet when you walk in and
they light up and based on where you're sitting. It doesn't know where you're sitting that the recelets aren't based on your ticket, they're just random. You get them out of a bucket as soon as you get let in, and they geo track you and then they light up in different shapes and like just patterns throughout the show. And it's so beautiful, but you don't see it unless you're you know, above it all at the top.
Long term lasting physical side effects, but a really cool thing.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, you get risk cancer, but you're guaranteed. In a Taylor Swift ticket, I.
Heard that your mom went to the bathroom and then that girl from the first night showed up in the box.
I was like, what I'm here. I would not I would have been like, get any your girl because we had room, but it was we all brought it in terms of costumes, and I brought it. I mean Kirsten's I brought with me and she put on five minutes before we left. But she looked amazing. I love that Carson will let me dress her up like a dog. Do you want to? It's so fun, said Kirstin. You're making me nervous. Oh, because the window. She's like leaning on the window, dancing on the window. Right.
Is that it?
I think it was? It like it was probably that early on. I was very like, oh God, this is going to make me crazy because there's too much dancing by this window. If someone falls hard enough, they're going to shatter through.
And it's like, you know, Carson's like to work forwards and backwards on the one Nike.
He's like Christopher leaned on it, and I go, this is sturdy. And then throughout the night I was then like leaning on it and you could just like lean over and not put all your weight on it. That's not what I did, but like you can lean and it was like a way to like take it in privately, and it was I found nice ways to enjoy the box.
Like but.
You told her, can you just not do it for like five minutes? I like that because You're like, I'll know I'll get over this fear in five minutes, but just please not right now. It's like the beginning of the show. I'm worrying about my friend falling through the glossterday.
Yes, I just want to enjoy this, oh man. I was just going through a lot of emotions yesterday, and like at that point, I was like, I just think I get in my head that I want to make everyone have the best time possible and like set the stage for it, and I put so much pressure on that I think that's it, because but I don't really
I think that must be it. Like I want to control the set so that everyone is having the optimal amount of fun because I know that it took sacrifices for everyone to come out and do it, and I want people to like do these things again and not like regret it. And I also want I wanted the awe of Taylor Swift and like what I feel for her to be absorbed into my friends as much as possible.
And it just wasn't the setting for it, I don't think, but or at least I thought to it first, But by the end of it, I realized watching the show from that point of view, you get to see it as like Anya, you said at one point it was like a musical, and you're like, Okay, I'm taking this in more as like a theatrical, like an opera, Like I felt like I was in the opera seats like watching I mean, it's definitely were sitting in the experience.
You're right, Brian, you are remote. It came with binoculars, it should have. You're removed from it, so there's a little detachment. But as an hspit who's really cold? All the time?
I was loving that I wasn't in the windy Chicago throngs of people down and we had a bathroom, a clean bathroom. I never did use it, but all these things were cool. And the audio is it like an audio nerd was.
It was weird at first because you're there's like open windows, like these transoms are open, but otherwise you're in this box of glass, so the only audio you're getting is through the transom that's open. And then I never heard that word. Oh, it's like a window above a window, and I like that.
At one point, Julie's like, she points up to the speaker, She's like, these are fucking us up, and I was like, she's right, she's right. And then I went she tod and I went over to the wall and I saw that we had a button for a PA. So we're getting an audio feed that's delayed along with the tailor feed, or maybe the audio feed was on time, but the other feed is delayed because it's such a huge state. So once we turned off the PA and you could like position yourself in a certain part of the room,
the audio was much better. But at first you couldn't hear kind of anything. It was like muddy, so you couldn't hear Taylor talking between songs, which is like what I was hanging on for but then we could and it was such an incredible I don't know, it changed.
Like the first row situation where you're like, the first row is actually not the best seats in the house. I think I feel the same way about the boxes because I've been in boxes before. Yeah, you're far, you're detached. Ali is like a high powered business woman, so she always entertains clients at like the Staples Center in the
boxes and occasionally I get to go. So I've seen like Lakers games and the LA Kings and stuff, and I'm always like, do people actually want to watch the game when they're in the box?
They don't next exactly that you just want to chat with the person next to you and eat snacks. Which I love a box at a sporting event because I don't care about what's going on field, and it seems acceptable within the box to not actually give a shit, because don't you don't eat, you accidentally not give a shit. It's not even like because you're it's not keeping your attention because you're removed. Like it felt like being in
the box. It feels like I love that people that can't afford taylor'sow tickets are listening to me complain about my bunks seed.
But it just the truth.
I was putting my hand out of the transom just to feel the air, because you're just like I felt like I was in a cage, but I could see out of a sporting event. It's fucking great, but for a concert and not ideal. Would I do it again in
a heartbeat? Did I have a great time? Yes? And it was nice to be able to like sit down and talk and take it in like I'm not dancing on my feet at a musical all night long, you know, like I just I can watch it and like enjoy it as a something other than something I'm involved in. Like when she was like, you guys are giving it all your alternate, I'm like, you're not hearing what I'm giving you because there's a pane of windows up until the transom, so I don't feel included in like what
you're like, how you're absorbing my energy. But but she was emotional last night, and I hear today that someone sent me that she and Mett Heally broke up. I was gonna say, how long is this thing going to a rest? I felt it on I'm gonna say I felt it on Saturday night. I was like, there is some new emotion in some places in these songs that I maybe am like reading into because they haven't been seen. Like he's on tour and they're like, it's a it felt like the time and maybe a fling like this,
if it was a fling, was gonna end. And I guess it's ended. Yeah, you know what? Good for she can she? I guess he kissed like a security guard this weekend or something in a show, and that was she can't be She's that's like, I think that's true too. Like you, there's a lot of footage of him kissing. I don't know what that means. How a security guard kisses, but I don't even know what that meant. But he seems like a sloppy, uh guy.
But anyway, you hate Matt Haley are probably so psyched, Like we.
Told you so, Yeah, but you know what we did. We told you that they dated and that she did have a fun thing with him, So like, deal, now I'm like, once I've defended that, I'm like, now they're done. I knew they'd be over. She's she's allowed to still have dated that guy, and like and it is. I wonder what happened, but I can only wonder because I'll never know, And I don't even want to speculate because
she's my girl and I don't want to. I've decided, like I don't want to talk about her personal life as much, even though I just really did go into it, but I don't want to get into the details of it until songs come out in which she lets us. In which lose You're losing Me is a great insight into the end of her relationship, her last relationship. Can I just say like she does?
She tells us, there, what an incredible show, blown away. Thank you for that. It was so fun to watch you watch her.
At Oh that's nice.
You know, it's rare that somebody's that swept up in something. I know how much she means to you. And then it was fun to be able to dance like wildly and dress up crazy.
I were a silver leotard and my god, so fun. Oh Anya wore a silver leotar like it was the coolest look you saw it?
Noah, right, Like, okay, your figure skating days. Who has something like that in their class?
I've been eyeing it for months And then Finally the other day, I'm like, I'm just gonna pull the trigger on things. If I'm staring at this thing on this website, just buy it.
And I bought it. I wore it to Berlin, but I was.
Too embarrassed to just wear it as a leotard, so I wore a skirt with it.
Yeah, it wasn't. If man, if you would have had that plan for like the big nights, because we never knew what the theaters were going to be, Like, Berlin was not the type of place to wear that. Yeah, Berlin, I was like a black box theater at like a it felt like a cafeteria because it was light out too. It wasn't getting dark and Berlin until night. I'm like, I don't want to wear because it didn't get dark
lag yeah midnight. Yeah, it just wasn't. It was the probably the worst show the whole tour to try to wear that, but like you was a life show. Yeah, did I say that then? No?
No, I'm just like I was thinking. I I got to it, and I Yea asked NICKI. I'm like, is this ridiculous, and she's like, you have to wear that? I'm like, okay, thank god, Oh my god.
This is because it's so fun. This is an excuse to dress. It's like there our new Halloween. Yes, you can dress kind of slutty and wear ridiculous things like I dressed like, you know, a like a English peasant for Saturday nights, a woman who was stoned to death in nineteen twenty or in eighteen twenty on Saturday night. And then I and then on Friday night, I did like a witchy vibe, like you can just do like fun stuff and it was interesting. Got into it, Joe,
Oh my god, my mom looked so cute. She had this black sparkly jacket that she got last weekend in Cincinnati when they were there for their friend's wedding, and she was just like, do you think I can wear this? And I goes like, yes, it's so cute. Then she wore a pair of white pants that I got her for Mother's Day from spanks that are durable styled, and then she paired it with a she paired it with a shirt. Oh yeah, did I you did?
You told me get high tops, which was a great call. You dressed Lauren the cutest pink get up and then you put Kirsten in it hot pink get up and.
No Laura dressed herself. Oh, I gave her a jacket, but Lauren had that pink dress herself. But yeah, Jack, I mean I So it's just so fun. It makes you again, you to advantage of these situations.
You gotta dress up, you gotta dance the whole fucking time, because you just start as you get older, you just start running out of opportunities to dress up and dance and just release a concerts for a few moments where you can't.
Oh you can go nuts. And so I wrote technics in this show.
And if you're not like a huge swifty, it's just so remarkable to see how this woman has written her songs in such a way where they truly can become like a Broadway musical. Like you know, Nikki, you can recite the rappy part of shake it Off when she's like my girlfriend, hey, Hey, what's that part where she's like my girlfriend told or whatever?
Oh my girlfriend, wait, my boy, wait, my girlfriend asses wait. Oh my god, this is embarrassing story al writing on this. My ex man brought his new girlfriend. She's like, oh my god, and I'm just gonna shake into the fella over there with a hella good hair wanted to come on over baby. You can shake, shake shake. Okay, So you hear it and you go, that's not a wrap to me. Something today that is so intricate that it like that makes that look like nothing. But yes, I do love that.
The first time I was on the spot and this was an ultimate this was you on the spot.
This is ye saved your family's life, You're a fandom. Oh my god, that was my lose your self moment.
Yeah.
But I heard that the first time and I was like, Eh, this isn't for me. But then a decade later or whatever it is, I see it live and it's acted out with all of her you know, like let's say nine dancers and it's acted out like she turns to one, she says, the line turns to another, and it's like a perfectly choreographed Broadway musical. It's so well done, and it's just it was really really impressive. That like cinematography that's a whole other like you just think.
About screens or gorgeous team.
Of people that are putting on the show, or just it's an excellent show.
It is truly like a super voice every night, Yeah it is, and her voice is fucking she. I could tell she was a little under the weather because she was sniffling when she was talking during Champagne before Champagne problems, and her voice just sounded like deeper, like when you get kind of, you know, froggy from feeling a little bit tired or worn down. But she did not suffer vocally whatsoever. It made me angry because it was so good and she just can't like there's places where it's
just she can't be faking that. It's like, you know, she's ad libbing and stuff or like there. It's not like I wouldn't even know Anya if she was using a backing track during the show. How would they have it so that her mic works sometimes and then other times it does it or doesn't, and like when to turn it offers and to turn on a vacking.
I was already talking him mad about this earlier because it's so cool. They definitely have tracks, because you know how sometimes she'll take like the high thing, the high note, the really long one, and then there's all them.
Yeah, and then there's yeah, there's something behind her.
So there's a ce so like a loop will start like everything except the songs that she does solo, I'm sure or like to a track because there's a band playing, a live band playing yeah wings and so they I'm sure there's like, okay, remember where the mic went out and she had the technical difficulty, So at one point our mic doesn't work.
Probably somebody didn't put a battery in or whatever.
But she's vamping over this long bluesy refrain that someone's playing like a bass that loves something right, yeah boy. So that was probably actually being played live backstage, and they just kept it going and didn't hit the cueue of where the song actually starts until she had her vocal working.
Well.
When I've done Dancing with the Stars and also mass singer, they have a little click track thing where it goes click click, click, and then it starts. Yeah, so you have this thing that keeps it the yeah okay, but just so well produced it is amazing. If there was a backing track, I'm just thinking for myself and I'm singing all night long, I would think that at some point I would fuck up and not sing when I was singing and hold the microway or sing it like
I would fuck it up. And people would be able to notice and put it on TikTok. I do not think she uses a lead vocal backing track. And because I think she would not risk that, there's never been a clip of her doing that. I was thinking, I don't think, So where is that? There isn't. There isn't. And anyone who says there is fight you. I'm just very good.
Can I interject for a moment, because there there's been a development, There's been a an addition to the Nicky Glazer podcast universe.
What is it?
And that is there's someone created an Instagram account, meme account, the meme account. I just want to give him a plug real quick. I don't know who it is.
Do you know who I don't either, No, I almost no.
Don't tell us who you are because I know ruin it. Then will be like, well, I love.
Meme account so much and I am so flattered by this. It's very good memes. Oh it's a nickier Oh my god, you haven't seen it yet. I'm so excited for you.
Here about called Nikki pod memes that's on Instagram pod memes, Nikky pod memes.
Let me go through some. Let's go through some of our faves.
There used to be really funny quite frequently.
On Twitter years ago on your old show that was so yeah, oh yeah, Nikki, Yeah, okay, let me see. I went to my own accounts.
Like already has one hundred and ninety five followers, nine posts. I mean, it's that's that's really good for just starting, like yes, it just started.
Well, my the one that got me was the first one, and it's a it's the one of Drake being like no and then being like yeah. And the first one is making new friends in Saint Louis, like no, and then it's convinced Anya to move to Saint Louis and he's like okay, and that's right cool. And then there's one from the family guy. I don't know this meme, but it's a woman answering the phone and it says nicky when she gets her dream call and says can I call you back later?
Like that?
And then well, this one may touch my heart. It's Taylor Swift through a window to communicating with another guy. They're both holding up signs and she says you okay and the other sign says yes. His sign says yes. Well no, but Nikki said you should be optimistic even if you don't believe it. And that made me feel nice and so yeah, and then the one.
In the descriptions, the descriptions of all that posts say the context of which podcast.
Episode, and that one said context literally like every podcast episode.
Yeah, I didn't get.
French picnic, American picnic, Canadian picnic.
Can someone decws a joke from the Chris con the episode where you picked up a lollipop off the ground in the airport, and then Chris the Canadian picnic.
That's so funny. I got to send him that. Oh my, I can't believe I didn't get that one. Okay, so they have a French picnic, there's a picture of like a shark couterie board. American picnic looks like hot dogs. In the Canadian picnic, it's a lollipop on the ground, but it has like moisture around it, and that really threw me. I think I don't like that. It looks like it's been like murdered. Okay, we gotta go to break and we'll I don't know what we'll do when
we get back, but it'll be good. You're not gonna believe it, all right, we're back. I know how to pack for a tour. I can give you a tip. Okay, what is it? Let me set this up. I have no idea. I packed three huge bags weighing over fifty pounds each to go to Europe. I didn't wear I wore like a third of it. It was the sloppiest, worst packing job of my life. I need an intervention because this cannot happen again. Didn't you have lugging that many?
I had, well, Chris had one, but I had three of those four and it was it was too much and it was so stupid. And I, you know, I always pack the day of, and usually in short trips, it's like one sou one big suitcase, and I'm fine for a weekend. But two weeks I went nuts and I need to be reeled in. So Anya shared what she did to pack, and I actually am gonna do it next time.
I like it because I was taught years ago by my drummer you only bring with you what you will use, and that's it. Because we had to pack a whole band into a small like suv on a tour, so that.
Seems like duh, you know, Like, so I had.
Nine shows in Europe with Nikki, So I knew nine outfits and I thought, well, how many pairs of shoes can I bring? And then I just thought, well, just pretend you're styling yourself for like a TV show or an event, and that's what you'll do. So I style myself completely, from dressed to boots to bra to fishnets, like jewelry, the whole thing. I take a bunch of pictures, I decide which outfit lois the best, and then I decided, like, this is the Munich outfit, this is for Berlin, this
is Oslo, this is Tel Aviv. And I felt so relieved afterwards, and it just all fit in one bag and then that was it and I steal over it and it was great. One sweatshirt and one pair of shoes.
Yeah, so you have you You have a lot to learn that, but I do. I let me just say, I'm not gonna ever do it. But you just described. As I was hearing it, I go, what the fuck do you? Also sounds like work. That's kind of That's what I pay stylists to do because I will never do. I can't I just bring. I'd like to bring too much.
I like to bring a store with me, so like I have options, but I famously like I always do this to myself where I bring an outfit that I don't know, I've never even tried it on, and I bring it. It's a crazy thing I do, so I will oftentimes not fit in the thing I brought and
just have to make it work. And then it becomes like okay, and now I can joke about this because if this you know, like I used to say to Chris, like I hated when people made fun of the outfit they were wearing, like, oh, I know what you guys think, I'm parking cars outside or whatever, because you're like, you chose that, so why are you acting like this is a novel thing. But I don't mind it when you are taking a dumb fashion risk. I think it's funny to call it out on stage or like something is
obvious about your peers. Because for me, I didn't choose it. It chose me when I got there because I didn't have anything else to wear. So therefore I can make fun of it because I can't. I had nothing else to wear, and so if I'm like, I look like, uh, I don't know A I don't know what I've looked like recently. But this is my brain on drugs. But I can't Barbie dream Girl. I yeah, like no, I mean when I look like I've like someone's just like going like this next to me, like like just blown
me up. It's like me a little bit, just a little bit. WA's yeah, like I will just look a little because it's a tight dress and so you look fatter and tight dress. If you want to look feel thin, buy jeans that are too bad. It's awesome. I recently did it, and it's Levi's, so it's just like a high number that you don't like. They don't have a size on it, so I don't really even know, you know, Levi's like the numbers, they don't make any fucking sense.
No, thirty two? Is it like that or something else?
I I forget. Yeah, it's like it's width and length. It's like what or it's in seam and length, but it's like I don't or whatever styles they name them weird numbers and letters. So no, I loved this. I was in a Tel Aviv market and I just saw some Levi's hanging up and I was like those and they look like they fit and the guys like, where's the dressing room. There's nothing. It's like we're in a small little corridor, like with all these little shops. Nothing.
I take American. Oh so I did? I just put it over my jumper. I was wearing a very high, very short shorts. I felt culturally in Tel Aviv I could finally like let loose, and I was wearing some like booty shorts. So I put on these jeans over it. And he goes, mom jeans, Mom jeans, and I'm like, I know. I hear it saying mom jeans. Like I didn't know. I'm like, I'm aware. He goes, they'ugh big, they're big. I'm like, yes, I get it. And then but I got three pairs of Levi's that are like
amazing goods, and it took me. It was changing in front of all these people walking in the market. It was actually the most enjoyable experience because it was fast.
And you had to go to Israel to get Levi's.
Final thought, yeah, that is weird that.
I got to Tel Aviv. It's the only places.
Is Stanbul for your hair transplant or like a nose. It's like it's going to be the new place. Let me just say this one more time.
The upside to packing my way is an extrame high of minimalism and it's just so easy. Imagine going on tour and all you have is one bag, no trolley cart.
I felt it before when I have stylists. All I do is show up to a thing. I don't have to think about fucking anything. And that's what you've done for yourself, is you've given yourself that peace of mind of not having to worry about that. I think I said final thought, but if not final fucking thought. I
have Kirsten's voicemail if you want to play this. Oh my god, yes, So this is the like, I'm so glad you guys made it to this part of the show because this is one you know what, I'm not gonna sell it too hard because people always say I do that, and I'm gonna say you just it's fun. We were doing prank calls on Saturday and Kirsten, there's a picture too of it happening. We'll put it on the pod. Who is filming? Were you filming? Oh yeah, I filmed. Oh my god, it's so fucking funny. But
she she calls and she gives away like awards. It happened on my reality show, but it's she calls this, this girl Mikayla, who's calling to give you an award because you were the biggest fan. So anyway, she calls my dad and leaves this message. My dad then sends it to the group chat, my family group chat and says, let me see what he says, because we don't know yet. If he doesn't, he has to know it's a joke
or we're going to worry about him. But it said so exciting to get this call for Julie exclamation mark, and this is let's hit it. This is Kirsten Good afternoon.
This nothing is for Julie Glaizer. My name is michaela and I'm a talent scout in the Chicago area. Last night we had a drawing for the Senior Slippies of America contract. I'm calling to get ahold of Julie Glazer today because last night we actually were able to use We actually were able to use digital technology and lasers at our show to track down our biggest fans over
sixty flos. Last night, Julie, we were able to track that your arms pumps harder with a higher degree in range of motion than everyone else in the entire crowd of sixty and up. That means your shoulder flesh and went past ninety degrees at least one hundred and seventy times during the concept, one hundred and seventy times. Can you believe it?
I can't.
I can part of this world Because you pumped your arms so hard of some of the key songs, Karma, the Duel and all so all of the red songs, you see your arms moving so hard.
We are giving you a special award today, Julie. This award is the Golden Senior Swiftly. It's only elements both for the sixty and up and because of this, we are going to ship out his album, signed by Taylor. In addition to that a new fiber supplement that Dylan is promoting to all of her senior chams. Jullie, we can't thank you enough for the energy you gave last night. Your weight shifted back and forth three and eighty seven times. Racing hell from heel to toe is also very extreme.
It was a learner, which means we.
Know you were dancy hard. We know your dogs were barking today July we wanted to thank you so much for the effort you gave and showing Taylor Swifty that you are one of her biggest sixty enough fans. We should ship it the ward out in five to seven business day. Women's Liability LLC save you so much. Have a blessed day.
It just keeps going on so long.
Was that pre ridden or the.
Off the dome?
Like?
I give her these prompts and she's She's like, I need a second ago. You don't need a sec you can trust your instinct. I've been watching her do this forever. She says the funny shit her the first time that was like an amalgamation of a lot of ones she's done in the past. But when she said, we've been
using technology and lasers to track your movements. Technology and lasers are so funny, like she picks the funniest things and all the Red album, it's sounds like and I think you should leave sketch with like, especially the repetition of you pumped your arms repeating it's the same sense of humor for sure. Have you watched the new season? Oh?
Of course I watched it instantaneous.
How good is it?
I'm I really love the egg sketch.
Really your favorite? That's so funny. That's your notable sketch.
My notable sketch is the egg one.
I mean the reality show.
There wasn't one to me that stood out at the highest peak of like there's too much shit on me, but it maintained.
A like there's too much shit on me? Is your favorite?
To me?
There's too much shit on me? Transcends comedy.
Okay, that's the one where he wears a mask in the mall being like an old man and he's on a reality show that's like a prank show, and he picks this made up like an old man's and then he gets in the mall and he's like wants to get out of it, but he's communicating with the guys in the vand that are doing the prank show, and he's like, there's too much shit on me, man, And like, yes, that one is not even in my top ten. That's so funny, but I do know that everyone loves it.
One time. I have been the man in the van before on a prank show, so maybe I related to it more right.
Right, But I could I watched that prank show.
It was a pilot that didn't make it, but it was, you know, just prank show, almost exactly like what you did. What the sketches? Okay, yeah, I had a van with monitors.
Were you on? Were you on being filmed or were you just a producer?
I was the producer and I was I had the headset. I would say things to say to the person in their ear set in their ear.
Yes.
I did a show called Money from Strangers that Jeff Die hosted, and comedians would sit in a van and get a stranger that he found on the street to go into a store, and then we'd be in their ear fucking with people and telling them to say funny things. It gave me a lot of anxiety. Crank crank anchors levels of anxiety. But yeah, I think you should leave. I'm sorry for this is Inside Baseball, But like you guys have got to watch the third season. There's one.
The first episode has the reality show sketch that I think is one of their strongest, most accessible ones about it.
Tell me what happens zip line. Oh yeah, yeah, that one's great.
I can get your dad into it right away, you know what I mean? Like, can you get your friends you need intro sketches. If you know, I think you should leave. There's it's too much at first in some ways, and they usually with their shows, I think, ease you into it. But there's one with Fred Armison that's hilarious that I really liked. But I've only seen three episodes. I'm very excited for the rest.
Oh no, it's all good. I want to be clear. It's maybe my favorite show, and I was looking for I was. I had like the date circled on my calendar for when it comes out. I watched it instantaneously. So when I say it didn't reach the hype, there's too much shit on me. Yeah, I'm saying that that those sketches. There's a couple of sketches from the first two seasons that like transcended comedy for me. In the third, I have to rewatch, but.
It's gonna it's gonna need a rewatch. That's the thing. People. If you think it's not as good, it's because you've seen those. This show is a sketch show that much like most sketches, they get like better with like more viewing, Like the second or third time you watch it is the best. I think would be the optimal. It's kind of like less like stand up more like music in that way of like it makes you want to rewatch it.
You know, it's like every sketch is like a song, and then you know you have to hit songs you want to listen to, and then over time, of course you like.
My song is the songs the sloppy steak song and what is it? How do they what is the song?
Again?
Their bones are their money bones. The money is but like just the song song that they like, Yeah, and then the other one that's Friday Night, that one, it's so good, So there's like musical, it's just he's just really leaning into this guy. Now every sketch is this guy, and I really think it's a good idea. I like, I was like, they're not fucking around anymore. The guy is crazy. He's crazy right away in the sketch. I feel like, I like, I'm so excited that I haven't
seen all that. Speaking of haven't seen all that, Anya, you did finish Succession and can we just give a closure to that since the two of us who watch it just for fans who also listen or watch Succession, and I haven't been able to really give into it. Can we can say spoiler alert? Do spoilert? Okay, so we assume that if you're still listening, you have seen the end of Succession. And also, Brian and Noah, how much do you guys care?
I already know who success is? So okay another podcast.
If a show is good enough, then a spoiler won't even matter because watching it, you know.
You don't forget it by the time it happens anyway, honestly you probably will. But anyway, we can talk about it without getting too specific. I thought it was great and the scene with the hand is my favorite. And uh like that him, not her, not really holding his hand back and just laying it in his hand as he's like trying to Yeah, he's just you know, inherited everything and he's there in the car together. That was like so powerful to me and also funny. And I
can't believe she did it. I was shocked and hurt and so mad at her. But I was telling Anya today. The pivotal reason, which I've learned about only from Reddit threads about Succession, the reason that she said no, it can't be you. I'm voting no, is because of how he behaved in Logan's chair when he sits down in the chair and he puts his feet on the desk, which I didn't even catch two times of watching it.
And then he has an interaction with Stewie in that same office that was really obnoxious, and you can kind of see there's a little glimmer of her face being disgusted with him. And then when they get to the board meeting and hold the vote, Kendall starts out and is like, you know, I think we should just get to the vote. You know, this deal is a good deal. The reason why, you know, Roman and I secured it and we were very you know, happy to do so
and excited about it. And he didn't say that Shif did too, and Shive did play a part in that. So she felt like those three things and it comes to her and she's just like, fuck you man. She's disgusted by him. She even says it in the boardroom. She's just like, I love you, but I can't I can't stand I can't stomach you. So I think that's it.
But it was hard to understand, it was hard to accept, and it was like watching it was like, no, did you have any spoilers leading up to it, Onya, since you watched pretty late, like did you kind of?
I saw the Succession ig account posted Tom's picture and then.
It said CEO, so I knew that it would be his God damn yeah, I'm like give it, give it you forty eight hours, guys. It sucks.
Well.
I was late. It's my you know, I shouldn't be following. I guess they waited.
He's got the most fun name to say. That's all I know.
Tom Wom's game. I heard the etymology of it. Did you hear that? I don't know where it's about, like a baseball player that did struck out three people in nineteen twenty six or really? So you yeah it was That's what I'm telling weakness or I don't know, I forget what. Oh yeah there was that one too. There's a lot of people just speculating about, like what the folklore of succession. I absolutely recobbed at this scene between him and Mattson where Matson's like, I don't know, I'm blessed.
What do you think?
Like?
What do youse? I kind of like want to fuck chevn So maybe horny too. That scenes I was waiting for Matson and ship to have a horny moment and she wasn't even present, and I he was kind of cuckolded too, So that was like a kind of that was a horny scene. For sure, it was, but it was also like poor Tom and also Tom fucking my dad when we were watching that. I watched the second time with my parents. My dad was just like, Oh,
I'm fucking pussy. But what he's doing too, he totally knows how to play it too.
Yeah, he's not a dumb think top five, top five for sure.
I haven't seen all the greatest shows. I haven't seen Breaking Bad, even though I put that up there, even though I've never seen it. I just know the wire i'd put up there. I've never seen it.
I just know.
And maybe six feet under i'd put that there. I just I haven't seen it. I just know. And then I leave one space for one that I have seen Beep or thirty Rock. All Right, we gotta go. Thank you guys for listening to the podcast. Come see me live, uh and followed up Me and the Count and don't be cut and di di do just send the show to Key