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SUCKERS with Caelynn Bell, Dean Bell, and Jared Haibon

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Bachelor fan favorites Caelynn Bell, Dean Bell, and Jared Haibon are now officially SUCKERS.

They’ve evolved from sucking at dating and sucking at being newlyweds and are ready to take on 2024 with all you Suckers!

Join Caelynn, Dean and Jared for love and laughs, highs and lows, and one of them will probably shed a few tears as they continue their Bachelor Nation journeys together with you! 

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Episodes

No Use Crying Over Spilt Paint

It’s Caelynn’s birthday! And no better way to celebrate than traveling with Dean for 20 HOURS. Will this trip be the final straw for Dean and Caelynn?? We’ll find out! Jared reveals that he and Ashley are planning to grow their family sooner than we thought! And, Caelynn opens up about the pros and cons of Dean’s handyman skills. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 19, 202330 min

A Tik Tok Marriage with Taylor & Sophia Watts

Social media sensations Taylor and Sophia Watts join the Newlyweds to talk all about getting married at a young age, sharing everything about their relationship on social media, and what happened when they started a family only 2 months after getting married! Hear the real story of the pressures that come with making your relationship public to millions of followers. And they have some crucial advice for Dean and Caelynn as they prepare to walk down the aisle! See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Jun 15, 202324 min

Venue Vendetta

Dean and Caelynn had a photoshoot at their wedding venue! You won’t believe the feelings that came up as they get closer to the big day. If you’re planning a wedding, you HAVE to hear the method Dean and Caelynn used to make one of the biggest decisions – the food! Plus, Dean reacts to the backlash he got for his refusal to celebrate their anniversary on their wedding day. Do you agree with Dean?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jun 12, 202334 min

The Perfect Date

There's some tension between Dean and Caelynn on their wedding date! You won't believe Caelynn's reaction when she finds out when Dean plans on celebrating their anniversary! We get a sneak peek at where Dean and Caelynn are heading on their honeymoon. And, Dean reveals what happened when anothe reality tv star hit on Caelynn! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 05, 202346 min

Living in the Moment with Rydel Funk

Singer and actress Rydel Funk is expecting baby #3 and ready to share all the pregnancy and parenting tips to our Newlyweds! Find out the best kept secret when it comes to raising 2 kids under 2. And, we discuss the constant struggle of wanting to document every special moment with photos and videos, but also trying to be present and live in the moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 01, 202327 min

A Wing Walk to Remember

Relationships are all about compromise, so what will it take to get Caelynn on the back of Dean’s motorcycle?? Dean reveals his next big stunt, but Caelynn is NOT into the idea. Should you support your partner no matter what?? And, Jared shares Ashley’s change of heart when facing their decision to leave Rhode Island. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 29, 202345 min

Brady Beefing with Ria and Fran from Chicks in the Office

The Newlyweds meet the Chicks in the Office when Ria Ciuffo and Fran Mariano walk down the aisle! Things get TENSE when Ria shares her real thoughts on Tom Brady. And… do you think The Bachelor is coming to an end?? Dean, Caelynn and Jared discuss the future of the franchise with Ria and Fran. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 25, 202338 min

Mother’s Day No More

Jared has a controversial take: should Mother’s Day be CANCELLED?? He explains why he thinks we don’t need the holiday anymore. Caelynn reveals who does the heavy lifting in the intimacy department in her relationship with Dean, but it sounds like things are going well! Plus, we get a wedding update, and surprising no one, Dean is missing a MAJOR detail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 22, 202335 min

Courthouse I Do’s

After all this build up, Dean and Caelynn almost got married LAST WEEK! Jared shares his take on a “courthouse wedding” and why Dean and Caelynn need to do it! Caelynn opens up about her fears and anxieties about her wedding dress, and we get a full recap of her dream bridal shower in Vegas! Plus, Jared lets us in on life as a single dad while Ashley is out of town… and he might toally lose it before she gets back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

May 15, 202350 min

Nip(ple) it in the Bud

The newlyweds are answering your emails and they go to some strange places! We get into body hair removal and learn a little too much about Jared and Dean. And things get TENSE when sharing how their significant others "hold them back"! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 12, 202320 min

Cloudy with a Chance of Bridal Showers

The Newlyweds are stressing this week! Caelynn is getting ready for her bridal shower but some major people will be missing... and one of them happens to be Dean! Jared is dealing with single dad life after Ashley makes a last minute trip to Australia. And, find out why Dean and Caelynn might be parents sooner than you thought! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 08, 202349 min

Hot, Not, or Botox

Do you think it’s hot when someone has a raspy voice?? You might be surprised at what Dean, Caelynn and Jared find hot in the opposite sex! We get into (too much) detail about what gets them going. Plus, could Dean and Caelynn be moving AGAIN?? Find out where they might be relocating to, and Jared reveals some of the challenges he faced moving from LA back to Rhode Island! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

May 01, 20231 hr 2 min

Brother to Mother

Caelynn and Dean are in the depths of wedding planning, and Caelynn has a shocking admission to make which brought her to tears. You won’t believe what’s on her mind! And, we set the record straight about Dean and Caelynn’s plans for a “genetically similar” sperm donor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 24, 20231 hr 2 min

High Fives over Low T

Dean and Caelynn share the results of their fertility tests, which could mean that a Bachelor baby is in the future! But... wait until you hear why Dean might NOT be the father! Plus, we get into all the details about our recent guest Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House and her "accidental hard launch" of Tayshia's possible new guy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17, 202341 min

The Newlyweds Bare All

Dean and Caelynn face off in the ultimate challenge: Who knows the other best?? Nothing is off the table as Dean and Caelynn answer intimate questions about each other, and it seems like Jared might know Dean better than his other half! Plus, you won’t believe WHY Dean strips down in the middle of the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 13, 202327 min

Turning Summer House into a Summer Home with Lindsay Hubbard

Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House joins the Newlyweds to share the journey of saying yes to the dress! She’s getting close to the big day and things are getting heated! Find out if her wedding will be televised, and why she almost spent her engagement in the emergency room! Plus, Lindsay shares the story of why she decided to freeze her eggs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10, 202354 min

You May Prank the Bride with Ling and Lamb

Dean, Jared and Caelynn discuss why they have no hope for Bachelor couples these days. Ouch!Caelynn reveals how she really felt when Dean stood her up the first time they had planned to hang out. Double Ouch!! And, every strong relationship is built on trust, communication, and the ability to pull a good prank! Dean, Caelynn and Jared talk to Tik Tok stars Ling & Lamb about what it’s like to put their ENTIRE relationship on social media, and how their love can withstand some of the most inte...

Apr 03, 202358 min

Bachelor(ette) Parties with Hannah Godwin

Dean and Caelynn found kindred spirits in Hannah Godwin and Dylan Barbour who are ALSO in the midst of wedding planning! Find out where they’re looking to tie the knot… IF Hannah can find a dress in time! And, will Dean and Caelynn sign a prenup?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 30, 20231 hr 12 min

Lifting the Viall with Natalie Joy

Did you see Nick Viall’s showstopping proposal?? Dean, Jared and Caelynn are talking to the woman of the hour, Natalie Joy, about her life as a fiancé and soon to be newlywed! Hear all the details from her fairytale engagement and why Nick had to hire “extras” to make sure the whole thing was a surprise! Plus, we get an update on wedding planning and why you might see a bundle of Joy in the Viall house before they walk down the aisle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Mar 27, 202336 min

A Courthouse Cakewalk with Serena Pitt

Dean may have found his dream wedding venue after talking with Serena Pitt about her courthouse marriage to Grocery Store Joe. Serena shares all the wedding advice with Dean and Caelynn, but Dean only seems interested in his beloved ice cream wedding cake. Plus, will Dean have a mustache on his big day?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 20, 20231 hr

Lord of the Rings: Return of the Dean

Remember when Dean lost a huge diamond engagement ring? Well… he got a replacement, and it doesn’t look like he learned from his mistakes. Caelynn confronts Dean LIVE on the podcast about some of the challenges that might prevent them from actually becoming “newlyweds”. Plus, we answer all your relationship emails! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 16, 202321 min

Say Yes to 2 Dresses with Kenny Braasch and Mari Pepin

Dean and Caelynn hang out with the next Bachelor couple to tie the knot: Kenny Braasch and Mari Pepin! If you think planning 1 wedding is tough… wait until you hear how Kenny and Mari are preparing for 2 weddings! We get real about Bachelor parties, picking your honeymoon out of a jar, and if you’d want to have a “buddy moon”. Plus, find out Mari’s biggest issue with Kenny and why it might mean a MAJOR change in their relationship before they get married! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

Mar 13, 202342 min

Popping the Questions!

Dean, Caelynn and Jared have some honest answers when #SuckArmy drops to one knee and asks the BIG questions! Find out why Jared NEVER expected Dean and Caelynn to go the distance! And, Caelynn reveals the one thing holding her back from pregnancy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 09, 202338 min

Twinning with Emily Ferguson

Dean, Caelynn and Jared catch up with Emily Ferguson (one of the twins from Ben Higgins’ season) for an update on her new life as a mom to be! She’s married to a pro hockey player, which is a life that’s surprisingly very similar to the nomad adventurer style of Dean, so she has some advice that will completely change Caelynn’s expectations. And, Emily shares some unexpected tips on how to make your wedding day memories last forever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Mar 06, 202351 min

The Big Snip

Dean and Caelynn are nearly 10,000 miles apart right now, and it took a podcast to bring them back together! You’re hearing their first real conversation in 2 weeks since Dean left for Antarctica! We consult a doctor about Dean’s extreme birth control plan, and why he might not want to get snipped. Plus, Dean and Jared learn a very valuable lesson about the female anatomy. But better late than never! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Feb 27, 20231 hr 4 min

Intimacy Appointments with Jade Roper Tolbert

Jared and Caelynn get some marriage advice from one half of one of the biggest Bachelor success stories: Jade Roper Tolbert! She and Tanner “schedule” sex, but it works! Find out the advantages to putting sex in your calendar like you would for a dentist appointment or soccer practice. Jade gets real about the good and the bad from her televised wedding, and we find out the MAJOR decision Dean is making about building a family with Caelynn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Feb 22, 202350 min

Advice from an OG with Trista Sutter

Jared and Caelynn go to legendary Bachelor OG Trista Sutter for some much needed marriage advice! She shares some wisdom she’s collected from the last 20 years that will help ANYONE have a more successful marriage. And, we find out why Dean and Caelynn are only speaking once a month… could this be the end of their relationship?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 20, 202331 min

Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds

Dean and Jared are joined with Dean’s future wife Caelynn Miller-Keyes as a permanent co-host. Together learning the ins and outs of marriage, and there’s no telling what other life lessons they’ll pick up along the way! We get a look at Dean’s STRICT wedding guest list and we find out if and WHEN they might have kids! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 14, 202357 min

Big Tipper Energy with Courtney Robertson

Courtney Robertson from Ben Flajnik’s season of The Bachelor connects with Jared over something EVERYONE should know before going out on a date: How to be a good tipper! Courtney opens up about what it was like to be seen as a “villain” on The Bachelor, and she has some advice for women who want to “shoot their shot” – The DM slide worked for Courtney! And… Jared has a sneak peek at the NEW version of Help I Suck at Dating, coming soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Feb 06, 202358 min

Hard vs Soft Launch with Jill Chin

Jill Chin from Clayton's season and BIP is hanging out with Dean and Jared and ready to drop a hard launch... or maybe a soft launch? We try to figure out what exactly it is. What is "Bachelor Head" and who in the franchise is guilty of it?? Dean and Jared spill about how appearing on the show can change a personality. And we get into the weeds on Miley Cyrus' new song "Flowers" with an inside source close to Bachelor Nation! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jan 30, 202358 min
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