The Newlyweds Bare All

a really good one. We were doing two episodes this week, as you can tell, we love you for listening in to both, and we're gonna play a little game with Dean and Kaylyn. You got guys down, Yes, let's do it. Let's game. I do want to do this? Do you want to do that like newlywed style? Or do you want us to just answer at the same time? What's newly wed style? Like you asked the question, we both read our answers down for the other person and then we flip them at the same time. I think we

have paper here. Actually, well, yeah, how about this, I'll answer I would love I would love to do that, but I'll just have you guys answer for each other instead of writing it out so we can all hear your embarrassing answers together. Well, I guess the point of that is, like that way, I can't change my answer when she gives me her answer kind of thing. But I see what you're saying. Let's do it. I'm freaking ready to ace this test. Listen, let's just all go

with the honor system. Okay, we all know each other, well, hopefully we don't lie to each other. And let's do this. So let's see does Dean or Kaylin know the other person better? Much better? No, I know, Kaylin, I will tell you the poets. H Wait, so Dean, you think you're gonna win? Seriously? Of course I'm gonna win, But we have to be honorable here. Um, if I say what your favorite show is, you can't change it last

second to make me get their question wrong. You don't know what my favorite show is, so I already know I know what yours is. Sure, Number one, you're gonna lose this. I've got three favorite shows, so you've whatever one you name. I'm just gonna go to the other one. No, no, no, no, that's not how this game has played. All right, you have one answer and one answer only that is it? Sure? All right? So question number one, so I have the points right here. Question number one. I wish we had

some music to play, but you know copyright. What is Kaylin's favorite TV show? Real Housewives? No chance? Okay? Wait, was that a serious answer? Yes, it's a serious answer, and that's the right answer. Kaylin just doesn't want to admit it for some reason. That is so true. That's so not true. Do you watch Real Housewives subsessively? Yeah, but that's not like my favorite show. So the show that you watch eight hours a day isn't your favorite? Okay,

to be honest, I saw that question. I was like, you're not going to know because I don't even know what my favorite show is. I love The Office, I love New Girl. Sure Housewives is not my go to That show kind of stresses me out. But it's the show that you watched the most of No, yes, no, he wasn't even close. That's a big bumpus on that. So, Kaylin, what is Dean's favorite show? Dean? You have one answer? Kaylen,

you have one answer? Is BS? Okay? Well, I was gonna say he goes to bed to watch the Office, but he also lives on trash. But I'm gonna walk in the office. No office, my favorite shown. Okay, it's it's it's tough because I know Kaylin better than Kaylin knows Kaylin. So Housewives is not my favorite show. But it is, though, and it's fine. It's not like you should be proud of it. It's honestly. Lately, I've been watching a lot of Love Island since you've been gone,

and it's been pretty good. Okay, all right, both of you got that wrong. Off to a blazing start here, Dean, what is Kaylin's favorite type of cuisine? Oh? I thought you're just gonna go straight down the thing. Okay, it's Mexican food? Yes, oh, Dean, nicely done. What's your favorite Mexican food item, Klin, Enchilada's quesadillas or tortilla soup? Do you like taco Bell? No? Taco Bell? Got it? Okay, good to know, so, Klin, what is Dean's favorite type

of cuisine? Tie? Yeah, yeah, that's basically the only answer you could give there. Very nice. You know who says Japanese. I was in between the two. Yes, So I'll mix around these questions a little bit. Uh, Dean, how many tattoos? Does Klein have two? Three? Two? Let me think? Let's yeah, yeah, listen, I'll have a timer in my head. I will ask for two tattoos. Two tattoos. The correct answer is three? Are you? Oh my god? Is my sibling one? Ah?

The sibling one? Pappi and the airplane? Yeah? Dang it? Now, how many do I have? I have no clue? Maybe twenty five? Man? Maybe hold on, hold, Let's give a range. Okay, so I'll give you a five point range. You can say either twenty to twenty five, twenty five to thirty, thirty to thirty five? Dean, do you know how many? In your head? I'll give an answer twenty five twenty five? Is is there answer? Twenty five to thirty? Oh? My gosh, he stripping right now. First of all, he's naked. He's

fully naked. You're getting into camera three, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, it's all right. Easton will blur it all out only four yeah, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty six. Oh, I said twenty five. Yeah, We're gonna give you a correct answer for that one holy you said twenty five and it's twenty six. That's amazing. Damn bro, good job, Klein, thank you, kln Win Dean's hands in front of you naked, is it like, do

you have any reaction? Are you turned on? Or is it disgusting? Yeah? Are you disgusting? You kind of stink. Ye. I've been showered like a week and I've been skiing every single day, so it's so very fast right now. Not turned on, you really see, but just don't smell me,

just look at me. Oh god. Because when we were in Nashville this past week, I Ashley and I shared the bathroom and I had to shower while she was getting ready, and it's I was just standing there and I'm, you know, obviously actually see to be naked all the time, but it's especially the shower because I'm washing and then I'm washing crevices, you know what I mean, Like getting in there and I'm like, this is Ashley, Like, I can't you can't see this because there's I was thinking

to my head, there's a difference between showering to someone you do that sexy thing where you're just like letting the water run down, you just like wash your face and do all that, but then when you actually really need a shower and clean yourself and like clean your butt crack, it's like, I can't you can't see this. This is I look, I'm this is emasculating. Yeah, like I dropped the shower. I mean, excuse me, I dropped

the soap. I didn't. I didn't even get it. I was like, I can't bend over, and you see me bend over and pick up the soap, because like, there's also just something weird about when your like body hair is wet and like matted down, you know it just and you're like glistening in like an unflattering way. Yeah it's not the best. But then well, so kaylin, you're up two to one right now, so Dean, you have

to they start. Let me ask you this. I got her answer right within one tattoo, and she got mine within one tattooed so many and I have three, you have twenty six. She has three. You should know that. Twenty seven for this one. But I said twenty five to thirty. Oh yeah, we did give her that range, we'll say. And then you stripped naked, and then you know you just were not a part of that. Um So, Dean,

what was the name of Kaylin's first childhood pet. You're not gonna get this, well, can I name her main childhood pet was named? Okay, Yeah, let's go with the Marley. Say if you get the main one, Marley, all right, you get a point for that one. Marley Still, Dean, I mean, Kaylin, what is yours? What? What is Dean's sibrett? Oh? Impressive if yep, that's the one, but not my first,

not my first sibrette Sibrette. Yeah, it's the It's the name of like a New jers In hot dog, like a Sabrette, like a Sabrette hot dog, versus like an Oscar Meyer Wiener. I could an itch in my back when you scratch it lower, ask me, actually scratch my back all the time? She gets so pissed off. Um So Dean. If Kaylin could live one place anywhere in the world, Italy, where does Klin want to live? Yes? Italy? It really I'm pretty good gotten all He's right. Mm hmmm. See,

I don't think I could live outside the States. I don't think I could do it. I don't got the balls. They never they say, never live in a place that you loved a vacation because it's never the same. So yeah, I could see why, and I agree with what you're saying. So, Klin, if Dean could live one place, I know he's a nomad, but if he could, if you, Dean, if you only one place and you're like this place, I got to spend the rest of my life in? Where is it?

There's two? But I'm gonna say Japan, No, Argentina, no Aspen, no where I don't know. Oh my gosh, oh my god. They wouldn't be Japan. Japana be too challenging. Uh language wise, Argentina is cool, but I don't think I would live there. Aspen would be a dream or too poor. But that's the thing, it's like, no no limitations, if it's only I guess. Yeah that was my I was gonna go with that one, but yeah, but you went with Japan first. Sorry, Kaylin.

So it's tied three three unfortunately. All right, Uh so Dean, here's a very simple one that you should know. What's Kaylin's favorite color? Green? Yellow? Oh shit? Isld on? Hold on, don't, Kaylin, don't make a face. I'm gonna lock you. Just think about it. First time. I'm gonna lock change every day. It's probably like white or something. She is shaking her head. No, well, I know, but it does change. She first told me it was green, and then she told me it was yellow.

So it's one of those two. Can we just confirm that's one of those two? We cannot confirm. We cannot confirm nor deny. Oh yeah, So if it's not one of those two, I just won't continue with this. But if it is one of those two, I will continue. I'm just saying I'm locked down. If I'm not. If it's not one of those two, I am already wrong. All right, Well, hold on, Kylin, Do you have one favorite color? I do? And is it is it? Is

it a standard color or color? And can you just say if it's not one of those two, just tell me it's not one of those two and they'll just move into your No, I'm not helping you. It's not helping, it's expediting the process. No, you're trying to cheat. Your favorite color is yellow? Yes? Yeah, of course, I yea used to be blue. You know it's yellow? Green? What bet you can't guess my favorite color purple? Yeah, that's one purple. Yeah, it's pretty everyone knows my favorite Jared.

You know my favorite color is purple. It's part of his personality. Hannah just said, I hope Dean knows his nipples would be in all these social clips. Yeah, that's fine. I actually used to shave my nipples and I have recently stopped, and so you can see a little bit you have the little patches. But you know, I've actually kind of grown to like them, and it's so much better than having to shave him every couple of months. So um, so this is a question. Uh, it's a

two part question, Dean. How old was Kaylin when she had her first kissed? And do you know the person's name? No? Absolutely, I don't know any of these Have you ever told me of these things? Yeah? I don't know years either, Yeah, because fifteen please, I was like nine. Oh my gosh. Next way, how old were you during your first kissing? But I was stating a girl named Alyssa in sixth grade? No, no,

fifth grade, and I remember, yep, I remember. We were the first couple in our grade to make out, and so we would go to the high school beast out not even if first kids. We were fifth grade, you're a baby were We would go to the high school basketball games, and we were the first couple to like start making out of all our friend groups. And so our friend will like follow us around and be like, are they gonna do it? Are they gonna do it? And then we would like make out for three seconds.

They'd be like, oh my god, they did it. So they would like literally follow us around and watch his makeout is weird? Light? And then she dumps. I mean, that's a little weird. Not gonna lie out. Fifth grade, that is insane. Well, how old are you? Klin? I was in middle school? Middle school, Alex Niffin. We had a little peck. But then my first moment, what is his name? Alex Niffin? Niffin? Niffin NISI, Hey, you ain't living if you ain't Niffin. That's right, baby, And first

makeout was in eighth grade. Jac Barron, I think that's his name, Jac. Yeah, dude, if you're listening to this, Jac, fifth grade B he's crazy early bloomer. So we both got that wrong. My testoster and peaked in middle school. I guess elementary school. That's middle school for so Dean. So you guys both are tied at four right now, with a few questions left. So, Dean, what was Kaylin's favorite subject in school? Oh, wow, Klin, do you have one? Yeah?

Oh do I know it? It's not should It's definitely not math. I'm great a math. Definitely not be It's definitely not It could be English. It's not gonna be any of the sciences. What other classes are their? Geography could be like, yeah, so geography, history, math, science, I'm going to go into English class. Was her favorite class? Block it in? No, Yes, you just only said that because it's geography. I got an a plus in geography. I know you don't believe that. I don't believe that

you didn't get any You're like a stradio student. I thought, but it was geography because it was so I have a slightly photographic matory. You don't have a photograph of memory. You just have a memory. If you needed to go to the store, I can tell you exactly how to get there. Geography. I guess, dang, that was my It would have been my number two. Yeah, I put it was the easiest class for me. I loved it. Teacher, you're just a fan of how easy it was. Yeah, absolutely,

I like the interest in the subject. Now, I like to be good at things, for sure, I understand. And Dean's was history. Oh, I hate history. I enjoy history. Yeah, but it is math. That's yeah. Yeah. Wow, you guys both suck at this. Come on, now, all right, here we go, still tied at four. All right, So this one we've talked about in the past, so I'm sure you will get this correct, hopefully, because I definitely know I know Dean's. I don't know yours, Klin. Dean, what

is Kylin's favorite movie? Oh, it's gonna be it's gonna be a Reese Witherspoon movie. It could be Jennifer Garner thirteen going on thirty. It's probably like it's not legally blonde. Could be what's the one where they where she's like a lawyer and then comes back to the South and the guys, let's talk this out. Let's talk this out. Because Calen looks sweet home, Sweet Home, Alabama. It could be that. Okay, it could be that she's a big Reese Witherspoon fan, big Reese Witherspoon, but also a big

Kate Hudson fan. It could be How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days it's a lot of options here. I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna it could be The Notebook, like a standard favorite movie of a lot of people. It might have I said the movie. I'm not helping because I don't think I know your favorite movie? Do I do you do? I'm gonna lock in Sweet Home, Alabama? Do you think about a big life event that we have coming up? Oh? And the reason I'm so excited about it is because my favorite movie is Bridesman, m

parent Job. How does parent trup have anything to do with our life? Are? Yeah, there's a wedding in the wedding movie, there's a specific Meredith Blake. No hold on, Well, you guys obviously can discuss this off air. Sure, parent Trap? Okay, fine, parent Trap? So kaylin, here we go. You can take the lead if you name this movie. I am very confident I know the name of Dean's favorite movie. Do you want to say? Well, I don't want to say I want to see Kylan gets okay? Banking Jared, what

do you think of this? I think it is Interstellar? Jared gets a point bag. That's right, all right? Still tied at four? Here we go, so pretty much because we're running of time. Next question, whoever like gets the you know, one gets right, one gets wrong? That win? Really time to sudden death. Here we go, sudden death. I like it. Uh, this one's basic, but we'll see if you get it. Dean, what is Klin's favorite dessert? Huh Kiln? Do you have a favorite dessert? Yes? Uh,

it's your favorite dessert. Is gonna be like a well, Dean know this, it's you should It's gonna be like a hot cookie with vanilla ice cream scoop on it. Oh, no, it's actually it's lava cake. Lava cake. Finally answer to lock it in lava cake financer, warm chocolate chip cookie. Yeah, I do it, but had it you changed it? Brodan's mint chocolate chip ice cream. No, that's not a dessert. That's like a snack. Oh, that is definitely the art. I've never been at a restaurant. Be like, yeah, I'll

take the mint chocolate chip ice cream dessert. Have to be at a restaurant. I'm just yeah, you can go get ice cream afterwards. The last time you saw me order mint chocolate ice cream from Jenny's. Dean, it's your favor, he does No. No, it's my favorite flavor of ice cream, but it's not my like, it's not like my go too assert that is all he ever wants when he's craving sweets. Yes, if I'm sitting at house, I'm like at house. If I at house and I want some

ice cream, it's gonna even chocolate chip. Shure. That doesn't make it my favorite dessert. Just because my favorite sweet doesn't make it my favorite dessert. What's your favorite cheesecake? Whatever it is, I don't want to lose, and it's not my favorite dessert. It's a double away at me. No,

it's chip. Well, this one is also that that one has an asterisk on it, apparently, whether first of all, I would say that ice cream it is a dessert because restaurants do offer ice cream just most of the time. To see the chocolate for heal right, which means it wouldn't be a dessert menu item at a restaurant. But that's not the question. If the question is what's your favorite sweet, then yeah, I meant chocolates your ice cream.

This is madness, it's semantics, and I'm pretty madness, all right. So, Dean, what is Kaylin's number one bucket? List item that she has not accomplished yet. Kaylin, do you have any answer for this? I don't know. I know that's my point exactly. I know the answer her. It's to get married. Oh what a sweetie. But wrong. Well, if you have a bucket list item, then I can't be wrong. That's sweet. And Deans is to climb the highest peaks in the US.

Oh yeah, the fifty high points. That's the bucket list. But I actually just signed up for my I just signed up for buying one bucket list item yesterday May twenty days in Los Angeles. He's going to be gone for another month. Nope, just for a day. In southern California, it's this thing called wing walking. Oh my gosh. I was just about to say the thing you're going to do in Seattle. Yeah, that's pretty cool they're doing in

southern California. It's you take up on this biplane with two of the lower wing in an upper wing, and it goes high up into the sky and you crawl out of your seat and you go up and you stand on the wing while it's in the middle of the flight. But it is the highest peaks. You said you want to do that before you get married, so that technically is the number one bucket list. And sorry, I say that again. So what was it the highest all the highest points in the US. Okay, yep, so

that's not right because it's all the highest points in Colorado. No, you said in the yes, you even't got a map of it. That's a goal of mine, yes, but before we get married, specifically, I want to climb all the fifty two fourteen years So frustrating. I'm not being frustrating. I'm just telling you the truth. Jean doesn't like to lose, and he'll cheat it all cars, is the truth. Well, I'm gonna sorry, I ask you guys different questions because I think so will that's weird. What was that? Like

the blur comes out? Um? All right, so kaylin, I'm gonna go to you because you guys are still tied. What was Dean's job before he was on the Bachelorette. He was in marketing. Um, note not marketing, he was in sales. I just I think, like, I think I know it. Actually, there's like this one that everyone like works at after college, but I don't. I just don't know the name of it. But it was sales hold on, you were a recruiter, yeah, Jared, I think Jared and

I should be getting married. Wasn't it not sales? Let go, Jared. I don't know why I remember that. It's like global something. It's like global. Yeah, yeah, recruiter friends like global basically. Yeah. Kaylyn's job was front desk attendant at a Jim. Yeah. They told me I was going to be running their social media, but I was just a friend desk girl. A great job. And look at the look at the propulsion of your career. What did I do before that?

You really impressed you were you worked at Chick fil A? Well that wasn't on his fourteen still before it? You didn't specify when before? So, Dean, what did Kaylin want to be when she grew up? Princess of Genovia? What did Kaylen want to be when she grew up? She went to school? Oh, she wanted to be a I want to say, like a news anchor, but not a news anchor, maybe like a like a host, like a television host. Yeah, news anchor. Um. I wanted to be

in sports broadcast, sports broadcasting. Yeah, yes, so that's that kind of that's kind of all the same sports broadcasting. That broadcast journalism degree is really coming in and help. We got two guys with well communications degree in a business degree. But what does that mean for us? Basically nothing? So no, I have a history degree in history. That's right, and you just got it too. Congratulations, Thank you so much much appreciated. Um oh man. Okay, so let's also

let's ask guys. We gotta like wrap this up. But you're tied. I think, all right, here we go, Here we go, Dean, what's what's Kaylin's favorite book? M the Bible that Kaylin likes? Okay, let me think about this. She loves the Harry Potter books obviously. Is that too obvious of an answer though? Let me think no. I mean you could just say the Harry Potters here is, because that's tough. Then you're getting too like which one

is her favorite? Is? That's tough? Yeah, but there's probably like some murder romance novel that she likes, like Ardi she kind of liked. It's also like recency buys plays into it. Like, what's the most recent book that she read that she liked? She probably would say is her favorite book? Yes? Oh, okay, that's a hint. Do I know the book. I don't think you would get it, but I read it. Well, um, when you proposed yeah, it's not fair because she's got a kindle so I

can't see what she's reading. No, it was yeah, that's bullshit. We bought it in one Tana. Hmm, what is it? The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Oh right, but Harry Potter probably Harry Potter is probably like, yeah, yeah, I got that, Kaylin. Do you know Dean's favorite book? Again? I think I might know this. Oh my gosh, I don't. I don't know if I know it, but I I remember we've talked to Dean and I talked about this.

I have to and I'll accept either of them as answer because they're one A and one B. One of them is the one that you told me to read and keep telling me to read, right, I don't know a ready Player one Jared? What do you think? That? Was my guest? Yeah, that's one A, and then one B would be like, okay, the Martians, So go with you, guys. Fantastic book. Read it? Well, you know what, because Kaylin got that right, I'll declared Kale in the Winter Base the Winter I got six right, got all right, we

gotta wrap whatever. Congratulations Kalen. All right, Jared, rapid fire for you? Since as she's not here, you just give off your best answer for Ashley. What's Ashley's favorite TV show? Kardashian's. What's Ashley's favorite cuisine? Uh? Pasta, just loves pasta pasta? What's your favorite color? I pink, It's gotta be picked. I'd be shocked. All right, all of us. Actually I wanted you to ask us this question. What's her favorite app on her phone? Uh? Instagram? Kalen's is Pinterest? Oh?

So true? What's mine? TikTok uh? Or if it's football season, it's fantasy? Yeah, I guess it's very season. It's very seasonal Um. Where would Ashually live if she can live anywhere in the world, I mean it's either Ela or Virginia? Okay? How old is as Definitely not Rhode Island, I'll tell you that much. How old was she when she had her first kiss? Probably like twenty nine? And last one? Does actually prefer to be texted called or facetimed? Uh? Called?

M hmm, Well, if it's from me, like, she'd rather have me call her? Probably, But she because she can get to the point, you know what I mean. Yeah, but if it's like some you know Joe Schmo. Yeah, dude, she gets a phone called, just like all of us were like, what do you want? Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, please don't never call me again. Um um, well that was fun. That was fun. I think I definitely handled

handed handily won that little matchup. I would have thought that Dean would have gotten fully naked on this podcast. Oh my gosh. That was why I really thought your penis was about to enter. I would stand like two feet away. I had a pretty good chance of entering into the screen if you two feet if you might, wink wink klin is. So the last rapid fire is Deana grow or show her neither he's a grower. All right, there we go. Hey, I'm in there too, buddy. Don't

worry about you, aren't. I know, I'm very stinky. I'm very used the other in our showered in a week, so we'll put some on our go skiing and then and then take a nice warm shower. Jared, thank you so much for being the host of the Newlywed game show this week. Yeah, that was fun. That was fun. That was fun. We should do it every week, every single week. You get to know each other better before the wedding. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Um. Thank you guys

for listening to this week's episode. If you haven't already, be sure to go back and listen to our episode with Lindsay from Summerhouse. She is a delight and you're really gonna not want to miss that one. Thank you to Kaylin, Thank you to Jared. See you guys next week, where maybe we suck just a little bit less. Thanks for listening. Follow us on Instagram at help we Suck at being Newlyweds and email us at Newlyweds at iHeartRadio dot com. Make sure to write us a review and

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