A 27 year old guy tells me about his experience battling an intense drug addiction. He explains the grey areas of getting sober, what’s given him dopamine throughout the difficult process, and how the folks of the drug world aren’t like how you’d expect. Then a mail carrier tells me about several altercations she’s gotten into with neighborhood dogs, and we talk to a caller who has far overbooked her schedule. I am going to go microwave some Tyson’s chicken strips. Tyson did not pay me to say th...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 4 min
A caller tells me how he moved to America after doing everything there is to back home in Ethiopia. He explains his culture shock, going from software engineering to working at 7/11, differences between Africa and America. Then a caller and I debate if eating a person is more ethical than eating an animal. So far so good. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.s...
Aug 06, 2023•59 min
A woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko. Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their brother stealing from them on a security camera. Finally I catch up with a return caller from the very first episode of Therapy Gecko. Drop everything and go stare at the sky. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko....
Aug 02, 2023•1 hr 1 min
A caller wakes up to his best friend and his girlfriend having sex at his place, causing him to wonder if he will be a "lonely gamer boy" forever. Then we revisit the concept of "gooning" - watching several screens of porn at once - with a guy who adopted the lifestyle during the pandemic and is suspicious that he might have an addiction. Finally we transport to the streets of Denmark where we discuss what makes Denmark the happiest place in the world, thoughts on America, and other stuff. Walma...
Jul 30, 2023•1 hr 4 min
A professional nude volleyball player tells me all of the ins and outs of what goes on at a nudist resort. No pun intended. Seriously. There’s a lot less sex going on than I thought. Then a caller tells me about his dating life after testicular cancer left him with only one ball. He also goes to the same college I went to and we make a lot of niche references to the various places that people smoke weed on campus. It’s a deep connection. Finally we transport to a park in Amsterdam to talk to a D...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 7 min
A former circus hand has torn feelings about the spontaneous life he used to live and the traditional life he has now at 44. Then I talk to a caller about his corroding relationship with his brother after the death of their father. Lastly we go to the Electric Forest festival in Rothbury Michigan to talk to a woman about talking to people (extremely meta). Electric forest video here: https://youtu.be/Be873Puo9wg Are platypuses real? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience...
Jul 23, 2023•53 min
A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you. Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father. You are all invited to my bar mitzvah. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are ...
Jul 19, 2023•56 min
A woman shares her thoughts on being older than most of her co-workers at Starbucks and why she continues working there despite some negative experiences and a pending dream of running a business. Afterwards 2 amateur graffiti artists tell me how they defiled various billboards including one for an adoption agency which I guess is kinda messed up. Lastly we transport to the streets of Glasgow Scotland to have a very open conversation with a man who just left a detox facility. You can check out t...
Jul 16, 2023•1 hr 12 min
One of my favorites in a while - a caller tells me how his mother stealing his identity resulted in him working as a puppeteer at a dinosaur themed amusement park. I promise it only gets deeper. Afterwards a guy at my live show in Portland admits an addiction to sleeping with managers of department stores. He has slanged across Target, DollarTree, PetSmart, and more. Go call an old friend. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT...
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr
A church worker calls in as she prepares to go to a BDSM kink party, a caller talks through a prostitute addiction that’s caused trouble in his relationships, and I talk to Elon Musk for 5 seconds. Then later we end with an IRL segment in Lisbon Portugal with two skateboarders who talk about their dreams and their thoughts on America. Don’t stare at strangers. Unless they’re really cool looking. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe...
Jul 09, 2023•1 hr 6 min
I am joined by musician and actor Dominic Fike to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Dominic is known for his starring role in the show Euphoria, making music, and being a chill guy. We talk to a self-hating musician, a woman getting over a breakup, a guy starting an OnlyFans after getting fired from Target for stealing, a guy who probably died while we were on the phone with him, a woman mending her broken vagina, and more. More Dom stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/@dominicfike Tickets f...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 15 min
I visited the sacred land of greenness to talk to people on the streets of Dublin Ireland as a gecko. Those people include a student who just graduated, a doctor to-be, a Irish-American getting in touch with her heritage, a man I go on a date with, the Irish Mark Zuckerberg, an art teacher reflecting on her mean students, a Russian-Irish woman stressed by her family dynamics, and a visual artist preparing for his first exhibition. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available n...
Jul 02, 2023•1 hr 17 min
This is the episode for people who think the calls are too long. Every call in this episode lasts only 1 minute. Ok some are 2 minutes but it’s my show and I can do what I want. Topics include ass atoms, if making friends is gay, killer bees, leaving people on read, pulling what drugs you’re going to do out of a hat, doing shrooms while playing VR, and more. 1 minute calls baby!!!!! Can you get me a drink while you’re out? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are avail...
Jun 28, 2023•56 min
A man on the brink of greatness with just -$24 to his name calls in to talk about a difficult break up but hangs up wanting to start a windshield business. It’s a doozy. Then I hear from a caller debating getting plastic surgery for herself and a school teacher explains how they were fired from Starbucks. Replace all the games on your phone with the calculator app. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.c...
Jun 25, 2023•1 hr 4 min
A person living with cancer tells me how they stay positive after being given a prognosis of just 20 years. Afterwards a school teacher fills me in on just how mean kids can be (a lot), then I talk to a former employee of McDonald's about their escapades on the job Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLO...
Jun 21, 2023•1 hr 5 min
I go in deep with a young Walmart employee who explains the key to good customer service and shares his hopes for the future, which include opening the first movie theater/weed dispensary combo. Then I get inspired to get high on air, and a caller teaches me about a new form of smoking that he has dubbed a “blam.” How do I get a cameo in Kingdom Hearts? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT T...
Jun 18, 2023•1 hr 1 min
I talk to a call center worker in Monterrey Mexico who tells me about his life as a city dweller and rock musician, a person conflicted about the bad decisions of a childhood friend, and a musician experiencing a creative block. Don’t step in that. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAI...
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 3 min
A veteran of the U.S. Military explains what he plans on doing with his retirement now that he is done with the army. Afterwards I hear from a dog trainer looking for new opportunities, a veterinarian who escapes the stress of killing dogs by blowing bubbles, and a student journalist who is beginning to doubt their career path. The Tooth Fairy is a disturbing concept. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotou...
Jun 11, 2023•1 hr 1 min
An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig. Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him. Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr
Calls include a jarring response to me asking a man the most horrible thing he has ever done, going from being an illegal drug dealer to a legal one, the pros and cons of dating your boss at the pizza restaurant you work at, and a return from my old nemesis. Playing movies in your head is cheaper than going to see one. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supe...
Jun 04, 2023•1 hr
A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too. Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI. Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPOR...
May 31, 2023•57 min
A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts. Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds. Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GE...
May 28, 2023•1 hr 2 min
After a harsh break up, a caller travels alone to India and meets a stranger in a hostel that guides him on a wild adventure involving converting to Islam, joining a family, and giving a speech in front of hundreds of people. It’s a doozy of a call. Afterwards a caller explains how being high during their first day on the job at Wendy’s got them fired on the spot. Smell the roses more. Unless there are wasps. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now aroun...
May 24, 2023•1 hr 2 min
A truck driver and his daughter call in while their truck is broken down on one of their last trips together. To pass the time, he tells me stories about his last 35 years on the road. Afterwards a caller at the beginning of a 90 day “dopamine detox” tells me how he’s going to make it through. DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) with pictures of good European snacks. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SU...
May 21, 2023•58 min
Two friends tell me how their brutal breakups have brought them to the exciting state of Mississippi for a girl’s trip. Afterwards a Jamba Juice employee speaks on being raised Buddhist and a DJ describes to me his obsessive fantasy involving a girl he has barely spoken to. Then we end with an IRL interview I did on the streets of Japan with a woman visiting the country from Australia. She tells me how processing a death in the family brought her to Tokyo. Check out the whole Japan video here: h...
May 17, 2023•59 min
This episode features people calling in from around Australia to talk about the famed Australian hobby of driving around, a war that happened where everyone there fought birds (?), the drug scene down under, the outback, tap dancing, and more. Later I talk to a musician about whether to settle down or live the dream. Crikey! I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygeck...
May 14, 2023•1 hr 4 min
A caller tells me how their stay at a mental health hospital went including reviews of the food there. Then I hear from a caller struggling to redeem himself after a series of poor relationships, a person wanting to play tic-tac-toe, and a caller alone at home while his fiancé is at her bachelorette party. We are the 3rd planet from the sun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AG...
May 10, 2023•59 min
A caller by the name of “Murdock the Hillbilly Vagabond” tells me his life story of visiting everywhere in the world, building an empire, and having it all taken away from him. Then a caller who admits to eating 4 Klondike bars in one sitting gives advice on how to stay healthy. Think of a number between 1 and 10. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast...
May 07, 2023•58 min
An extremely high man calls in to talk about having 9 cats and NFT stuff. His name is Corey. He’s chill. Afterwards an employee tells us what it’s like at a suburban Walmart in Utah at 3 am, then a caller tells me about having his marriage blessed by a serpent and running a breakfast restaurant. Go stare at the moon. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.superc...
May 03, 2023•59 min
A caller describes her tumultuous experience hooking up with a man with only one buttcheek, and how she makes weird dolls that look like Sid’s toys from Toy Story. Then a Canadian man alone in a hotel room attempts to persuade me into getting my penis shocked, and a final caller fears evolving their relationship into an open one. DM me pictures of lions on instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: the...
Apr 30, 2023•1 hr 1 min
