Nikki Glaser joins Arden and Erin to break down the 1st EPISODE OF PARADISE but more importantly recap their adventurous weekend at Outside Lands with DEAN! WELLS! KENNY! BEN Z! and ALEX!!!!!! Karaoke! Stage Dives! FALCONS!!!! -Arden calls Ben Z to find out what the F is up with he and his dog! - Erin wants Alex to have a sister that looks just like him that she can date! - Nikki recounts doing her "Bye, Bye Byeeeeeeee" Karoake duet with Ben Z! All this plus............. AN ALL FALCON TWEET OF T...
Aug 17, 2017•1 hr 26 min
PAGET! DEAN! KENNY! WELLS! ALEX! BEN Z! and STEVE HYTNER join Arden and Erin for the GREATEST EVENT of ARDEN'S LIFE live at Outside Lands Music Festival in San Fransisco!! Opium tents! Sprained ankles! Mutha-*&%?king WELLLLS! and DEAN! DEAN! DEAN! -Arden climbs Alex like a Rhesus monkey after doing her Kenny impression FOR KENNY! - Erin does her Christina impression for Hytner to try to appease him! - Wells desperately tried to feed a baby gopher a carrot. Gopher only wanted grass. - Paget u...
Aug 15, 2017•1 hr 28 min
Rob Benedict joins Arden and Erin to break down the WORST. FINALE. IN HISTORY!!! Air B-N-B's! Living My Best Life Ever! Italian Central Casting Monks! #TEAMERIC!!!! - Arden wants to chase Dean around her island in her new hit show "To Catch A Twink!" - Erin is convinced the wind tried to knock some sense into Rachel! -Rob thinks Bryan is a wussy who needs to Man Up about his fear of heights! ......PLUS ARDEN ANNOUNCES THE OUTSIDE LANDS FESTIVAL SPECIAL BACHELOR GUEST LINEUP!!!!!! All this plus.....
Aug 09, 2017•1 hr 24 min
Steve Hytner, Alarik, Janet and Mittens Myrin join Arden to discuss Kickstater campaigns for fake cheeks! Bieber vs. Gaga vs. Katie Perry! And the new show "To Catch a Racist!" - Arden wants to know MORE about the Tickle Mosnter's Tickle Chair! - Alarik is dumbfounded by all of the tight pants and the pocket sqaures! - Hytner tries to get Janet to meet him at the Waldorf for a gin Martini! - Janet thinks Dean is the bees knees (even in that LOCO tuxedo) Learn more about your ad-choices at https:...
Aug 02, 2017•50 min
Rob and Dave join Arden and Erin for to discuss the Dallas Inquisition! Hot Fake BOOBS! FAKE ASSES! FAKE CHEEKS! -Arden attempts a Swedish/ Spanish accent with mixed results! -Erin cheers up Arden by encouraging her to bring back Kenny! HOOOOO! HOOOOOO! - Rob thinks Rachel has some sexy voodoo she works in hot tubs! -Dave is appalled by the Spanish Hilton! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/list...
Jul 26, 2017•1 hr 42 min
Rob and Fortune join Arden and Erin to celebrate the most REAL HOMETOWN VISITS EVER!!!!!! Pat Benatar! Angry Yogis! OLGA!!!! OLGA!!!!! OLGA!!!!!!!! - Arden learns what cheese curds are! - Erin is convinced Bryan's cheeks are made out of lovers past! -Fortune wants to jump into someone's arms! - Rob finds his Halloween costume! All this plus............. TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 19, 2017•1 hr 22 min
Arden, Steve and Anna reveal where the WYATR team is going for their next EPIC LIVE PODCAST Sunday, August 13th. ARDEN WILL BE THERE! ERIN WILL BE THERE! PAGET WILL BE THERE! HYTNER WILL BE THERE! ANNA AND KATIE WILL BE THERE!!! PLUS.........A TON OF SURPRISE GUESTS FROM THE CAST OF THE BACHELORETTE AND THE BACHELOR WILL BE THERE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!! Plus, Arden, Anna and Steve call Arden's mom Janet to get a Mittens the Kittens report, her thoughts on the Bachelorette, and Steve tries ...
Jul 13, 2017•28 min
Steve Hytner and Ralph Garman join Arden for an extra sassy episode breaking down Switzerland Bachelorette like the hot fondue pot that it is! Fancy watches! Shooting Geysers! Flying carpets!!! - Arden wants to cast Ralph as a "Steve Hytner Type" in her new dating show "YURT THE ONE!" -Hytner is delighted to learn he is growing moss all over his body! - Ralph introduces us to an animatronic Donald Trump doll! .......and Anna wakes up to talk about the flowers! ALL THAT AND A VERY SPECIAL......TW...
Jul 12, 2017•1 hr 21 min
Arden's friend (and Paget's nemesis) Lori joins Arden for a road trip to see the BACHELOR MANSION!!! Arden gets LOOPIER AND LOOPIER as the temperature rises! Rose Rompers! Sun Burns! Mittens the Kittens!!!!!! - Arden drives Lori by Paget's house to taunt Paget into calling her her BFF! - Lori reads Arden some sexting by Iggy! -The girls call Arden's mom who thinks Will needed to MAN UP! ALL THAT AND......TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.c...
Jul 05, 2017•1 hr 18 min
Paget Brewster and Kyle Dunnigan join Arden and Erin to discuss Rachel's Scandinavian getaway! Wiking FIghts! Cheek Implants! Lady Muses!! -Arden works on her Kenny impression Whoooo! Hoooo! Hoooo! -Erin is DEVASTATED her Russian Mathematician man bun is Gone, Girl! -Kyle attempts to speak English for the first time! -Paget explains the chemistry of making healthy babies! All this PLUS..... TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio...
Jun 29, 2017•1 hr 21 min
Paget Brewster and Nikki Glaser join Arden and Erin to discuss the Super-Fox Rachel's quest for love in Oslo, Norway! Handball Man Diapers! Disingenuous Sneaky Snakes! Humping in the Hot Tub! - Arden wants to climb over Alex's man bun like a Rhesus Monkey! - Erin concedes that gap-tooth Peter is PRETTY DREAMY! - Paget sees red flags over Brian demanding a kiss while dangling off of a ski jump! - Nikki is ready to teach Ben Higgins a thing or two in the sheets! All this PLUS..... A STONE, STONE, ...
Jun 28, 2017•1 hr 8 min
Thomas Middleditch and Rob Benedict join Arden and Erin to celebrate the return of The Bachelorette and the REPRIEVE of Bachelor in Paradise!!! Nuts filled with steroids! Fingering on Doheny! Scripture Tattoos!!!!!! -Arden is obsessed with RUSSELL DICKERSON! - Rob wants to punch Lee in the face! - Erin wants you to KEEP YOUR THUMBS OUT OF IT! -Thomas is afraid of Hulk-Powered Va-Jay-Jays!!!!! - Kate goes in deep on if Bryan and Jujubee dated! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn mo...
Jun 21, 2017•58 min
Live from Zanies Arden hosts the first live podcast to be co-hosted by YOU GUYS!!!! A support group was had to mourn being pre-empted by f-ing basketball?????!!!! And the possible end of the OSCAR worthy Bachelor in Paradise! Arden and the superfans break down the season so far! Will it be Peter and his hunky gap! Kenny and his stripper moves! Or new face/ new teeth Chiro- Bryan????!!!! The fans get to Facetime with PAGET AND ROB (who are both foxy EVEN on FACETIME!!! Learn more about your ad-ch...
Jun 16, 2017•1 hr 46 min
Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to break down this week's magical episode! Sultry Bananas! Creepy Pediatricians! Beverly Hills horses!! SO SO many men who can LEGIT pole dance! -Arden tries to wear a one piece bathing suit through the recording and almost passes out! -Erin has found her perfect male specimen in man-bun wearing, purple-zebra suit clad, Rubik's cube wizard Alex! -Paget wants Rachel to up her up her fantasy game past slow dancing to quartets! -ROB IS BACK, IN A ...
Jun 07, 2017•1 hr 16 min
Paget Brewster (Criminal Minds, Arden's New BFF) joins Arden and Erin to break down latest episode of the GREATEST SEASON OF THE BACHELORETTE EVER!!!! Crazy Ex-Girlfriends! Dirty Dirty Dogs! Kareem Abdul Jabbar!!! - Arden horrifies Erin and Katie when she asks who Kareem played for! - Erin would never dunk on a girl she's trying to bang! - Paget is threatened/ intrigued by an "outsider's" Conspiracy Theory! - Katie thinks Arden's new BF Peter should have paid more attention to the dogs! - Anna j...
May 31, 2017•1 hr 16 min
Lauren Lapkus (OITNB) and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to break down the GREATEST SEASON OPENER of ALL TIME!!!! Jack Stone Lawyer!! Aspiring Drummers! DNA Filled McMansions!! OH MY!!!! -Arden is horrified by her "Falcon" Sporting Draft pick! - Erin is going to wear a tuxedo bathing suit The Standard and go TROLLING!!!! -Lauren thinks dudes shouldn't cry in mansions! -Paget (Arden's new BFF!!) shows just how deep her conspiracy theories go! and..........Katie and Scout want to bring Blake b...
May 24, 2017•1 hr 15 min
Paget Brewster & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to do the Pre-Season draft picks of the MOST DRAMATIC BACHELORETTE SEASON ever! Salamanders- Nature's Gentlest Miniature! Lip Tattoos! Rib Tattoos! Back Tattoos! OH MY! So many personal trainers SO LITTLE TIME!!!!!!! - Arden has a fever dream about walking to Mexico! - Erin thinks the "Tickle Monster" may be an Amber Alert! - Paget informs us that serial killers make a lot of puns! - Ralph wants the ladies to open a chain Breastaurant in thei...
May 18, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Bachelor superstars Wells Adams, Carly Wadell, Evan Bass, Danielle Maltby, and #WYATR superstars Paget Brewster and Steve Hytner, join Arden and Erin on the road for the FIRST EVER #WYATR live podcast at ZANIES NASHVILLE!!! Boozy Arden! Lesbian Karaoke! Paget finds a wife! Meeting the fans!! Fan questions! Road tripping with Banya!! and.......Wells! Wells! Wells! -Arden gets hammered on 2 sips of wine and executes the worst throw in the world! -Erin checks out James Taylor's "meaty thighs!" -Hyt...
May 10, 2017•1 hr 48 min
Rob Benedict joins Arden and Erin to break down the finale and CLOSE OUT SEASON THREE OF WYATR w/ Shetland Ponies! Romper Store Bath Salts! James Taylor! and the fact that ARDEN MAY HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!!! Arden thinks she may be in tooooooo deep in Bachelor Nation! Erin wants to go to Paradise to try to woo Raven! Rob thinks Nick's dad may have been super dupes High! Katie is JONESING for Nashville!! THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON THREE! WE LOVE YOU GUYS! xo Arden Learn more about your ad-choice...
Mar 21, 2017•1 hr 6 min
Bachelor SUPERSTARS Wells, James, Danielle M. freakin' BREAK DOWN THE FINALE with Arden in NASHVILLE! Safe words! Iowaska! Crocheted Tankinis!! Molesto Santas! Sexy facetimes!!! Arden high kicks for an hour and a half straight out of PURE JOY in her sexiest overalls!!! James Taylor invites Arden to be his Absinsith Fairy Spiritual Advisor if he goes to Paradise! Danielle makes the BEST PLATINUM VANJEEEEN joke of all time!! Wells tells Carl TO GET DOWN!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at http...
Mar 17, 2017•1 hr 19 min
Bachelor Contestant Hailey Merkt joins Arden and Rob to discuss the Mansion! Bunk Beds! Naps! and Bachelor in Paradise!!! Arden wants to know how the F you pack for the show in TWO SUITCASES!!!!! Rob thinks Canada grows em better! Hailey stays true to herself after she survives the mansion! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 16, 2017•57 min
Paget and Rob join Arden and Erin to break down LAPLAND FANTASY SUITES!! Core Values! Orgasm montages! Girl Fights! and SLOB KABOBS!!!!! Arden wants to get her hands on ONE OF THOSE POM POM HATS! Erin thinks you are going to get shanked by a SHETLAND PONY! Rob wants to move to Montreal and be BOSSED AROUND! Paget's conspiracy theories are ON POINT!!! Katie is on WEENJAMMER PATROL!!! And ANNA ANNOUNCES THE WINNER OF OUR FANTASY LEAGUE!! ALL THAT AND.........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about y...
Mar 08, 2017•1 hr 14 min
Rob Benedict & Andrée Vermeulen join Arden to discuss BONE ZONES! TURTLENECKS! BAND AID BATHING SUIT DRESSES! AND SEX IN A YURT!!!! Arden thinks that Andy Dorfman was trying out for the part of Newman on Seinfeld! Rob does his impression of Nick in a turtleneck sweater! Andree thinks Corinne should star in Les Miz with her Bounce House! Anna is home safe and sound! Additions to the Nashville May 7th Nashville Zanie's live podcast are announced! And EVERYONE wants Raven to SEE FIREWORKS in Ic...
Mar 01, 2017•58 min
Theo Von & Steve Hytner join Arden to discuss hometown visits! Mudding! Sugar raging!! Doughy Gingers! OH MY!!! Arden actually had real human emotions watching this epsiode! Theo thinks Vanessa's sister is Celine Dion’t! Steve calls Arden's mom to #SorryNotSorry her! Steve calls Wells to #SorrynotSorry his sisters! ALL THIS AND...........#TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!! AND......ARDEN AND STEVE CALL WELLS WITH A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! (hint: We're going to Nashville Y'all!!!!!!) Learn more about your ad-ch...
Feb 22, 2017•1 hr 17 min
Kirsten Vangsness & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to discuss The Gateway to the Bahamas! The Dulcet Tones of Aaron Friedman! and Nick's Crocodile Tears!!!! Arden just realized that people don't really know each other very well when they get engaged on the Bachelor! Erin wows us with her Russian Accent again! Ralph is excited for Danielle to be on Season 2 of Westworld! Kirsten wants to be the chain on Vanessa's bikini! ALL THIS AND........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!! Learn more about your ad-ch...
Feb 15, 2017•1 hr 22 min
Sarah Colonna & Jon Ryan join Arden and Erin to discuss literally being BORED TO TEARS! Chokey- Chokey! Suitcase PA's! And the MOST TENSE VOLLEYBALL GAME EVER PLAYED!!!!! Arden wants to see if she can make it to Sandals Jamaica! Erin debuts her new Russian accent that she has been working on! Sarah is convinced Nick's tears are made of Vaseline! Jon hopes Nick ends up with Neil Lane! Arden's mom Janet checks in about her NEW CAT MITTENS!!!!!! Katie is FILLED WITH REGRET over her former lust ...
Feb 10, 2017•1 hr 15 min
Canadian Bachelorette Heartthrob Daniel Maguire joins Arden and Rob for a SPECIAL SURPRISE EPISODE of Will You Accept This Rose! A sneak peek behind behind the scenes of Paradise and the Mansion! Eagles and Papa Bears and Pigeons! Sex Advice (just DO it y'all!) Crying Virgins! Arden gets some makeup tricks via the Twins! Rob learns how to work out with bands! Daniel tells us about his time killing it South of The Border! ALL THIS AND..............Arden's MOM calls in for a SURPRISE GUEST APPEARA...
Feb 08, 2017•54 min
Kyle Dunnigan & Rob Benedict join Arden and Erin to discuss #SORRYNOTSORRY!!! #BYEEEEEE #WHOSTHEIDIOTNOW!!!???? VooDoo Priestesses! ABC Ouija and Emotional Intelligence! Arden picks out her sexiest BeeKeeper outfit for Nick! Rob and Kyle bro out over fiveheads! Kyle does an amazing impression of Rachel's Federal Judge father! Erin defends Bolo's musical street cred! All this AND..........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystu...
Feb 01, 2017•1 hr 28 min
Kirsten Vangsness and Rob Benedict join Arden and Erin to break down this weeks episode of Adult Convos! Abraham Lincoln Naps! And..........CORN!!!!!!!!!! Arden channels her inner Nancy Wilson of Heart and grinds out 28 versions of Baracuda! Erin is confused by Raven's Scarlett O'Hara lingerie dress! Rob is convinced Nick's dad and Ex-Girlfriend Amber are played by the same extra! And Kirsten explains what a vagina actually is!!! ALL THIS AND...........#TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!! Learn more about you...
Jan 26, 2017•1 hr 16 min
Ralph Garman and Rob Benedict join Arden to discuss sexy Canadians! Backstreet Boyzzzzz! Bounce House Narcoleptics! Whipped Cream! and Corrine's NANNY!!!! Arden thinks Corrine is the world's worst winker! Rob wants to fly to Canada and give Hailey a rose! Ralph thinks that Corrine has a Houdini Trunk of Sex Toys! All this AND THE TWEET OF THE WEEK!! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 18, 2017•53 min
