"Slob Kabob!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict!

the one of the best working comedians there is. MS. Aaron Fallers. Oh, it's good to be back. How are you, Aaron? I missed you good? Do you bet you? How it did Indianapolis? Call? Oh, Bloomington Bloom Comedy Attic was amazing. It was so great that I threw my back out two days after too much traveling and bears and basketball. Do you have any gigs coming up that you want to plug besides the big one? But we'll get to that in a second. I'm at the punch line in

San Francisco Wednesday, March awesome. Okay, to my right, we have a man who is very important to this podcast. He is He's on Supernatural. Um, but more importantly, he is the seen Will you accept this Rose Batcher of the Year Robert Betta did that? How are you, Benny, Benny? How are you? I'm good. I'm sad that my my reign as as your bachelor is almost over. Well, you have a whole year. I get to do it the whole year, the whole year. It's not the season, it's

this year. You got a year in that case, You're fantastic. You've just got a whole t other nine months in the bood. You got two more season. Yeah, you've got at least two more. It's got a Bachelor in Paradise and a bachelor. Yeah. God, this is not going away. This is shoved one in the fall to you probably got four mores and who are you kidding? I'm also gonna probably been exactly exactly. Ralph Garman, Steve Heidener, THEO Van, here's yours going to come after you though? They're trying,

but it's hard. I don't know. Just God and you are UM very happy to be back. And we have the all star groups. You have anything you want to plug you guys, Oh my god, that came out and that's what makes you the best change in teams. Oh my god, Aaron Foley, Yeah, I didn't know how to drive. I went for sexy mechanic, farmer, librarian to teacher hipster.

Fucking your top looks like you're going to a business meeting and then you put on some stuff to go to a farmer, stripes, secretary, pussy bow, denim, overall topno front pocket, what do y? Okay, the sexy voice we have, it's not just Mark Rivers. Who needs another shadow? Who made our theme song? Mark Rivers? Like my room. The hardest working woman in Hollywood literally has not stopped working in seventeen Somebody's got to pay for all of us. She is, she is on another period. She is she is,

she fine, She is fine, and she is fine. You still got it, You still got it. She's back with a Secretary of State, Paget Brewster. I wish all of you listening at home could see what he is doing, because it defies explanation. I missed you so much, Paget. I missed you great. I'm so happy to be here. I feel so excited that you're here. I missed you. I'm excited about the future. Here we go. Okay, and with us US. So we have Katie and Anna Katie out.

Here's what I want to say, you guys, more than anything, here's the fucking jam. Let's just break it down. May seven she's sta May seven rating. It's a road trip. I you know how I feel. This is how I feel. I feel like I'm I feel like how I should have felt in college for spring break. You know what I mean. I feel like my best friends in the world and I and that's you guys. We're going to fucking Nashville. Okay, We're going to Zanni's for the weekend. I not only do we have Wells who's cute as

Wells is coming? Well, here's let me give me the ladyland. It's you, It's Paget, it's me, It's Aaron, It's Steve Heightener, who's Kenny Bania? And then we have on the on the beautiful people side, we have fucking Wills, who's hot as ship and a dog lover number two. We have the Bones on Boner, Doctor, Dick, Dr Evan and Carly. No, we do not know, we do not Dick Doctor is coming and he's funny. He's funny. We've been texting and he's funny. Number four, I got fucking Luke is your

crush hot Marine bow legget, hot aft. He bought the red boots, which I'm gonna wear to the podcast. I'm gonna wear him so luc No, he's gonna be there. We caught him for you page. Thank you so much. I think we should try to write a country song over Saturday. And wait a minute, Luke. Luke isn't Luke a musician? He's yeah, yeah, would he write a piece of music? Do you think that's good question? That's a

good question. You know what, Start tweeting at Luke pell you guys, tweet Luke pal and tell him he should write a song for except this road. If we just when we fly in, we can get from the airport to thee anything we see we could just write down in That could be a country song. Oh my god, it's what we're staying. I'm not going to say the name of the hotel so we don't all get attacked by all. But you guys, I said, I looked into

it even started. You can say everything something going on. Okay, here we go, so guys, we'll do waits and emails at the end. Let's just get going. Guys, we haven't seen Paget and Rob. But before we get going, are you Raven? Are you Team Vanessa? I just want to know the overall layer of the land. I used to be Team Vanessa, and I don't know if it's the popular like, don't choose popular, choose the truth. You like the team Vanessa and not because I think she's better that.

I think Raven is probably better for Nick and and and she's she's probably perfect for Nick. But in terms of like you like Rob watching the show, I feel like Vanessa is like super smart. I'd move my ask to Montreal on a second. Why he is not right? So if we're just talking about what who would if Rob was the bat room? Vanessa is super pretty, super smart shorts with especially Yeah, listen, Vanessa was my front

runner for months now. And I think Raven would be better for Nick, but I want better for Raven and I think, honestly, he's not going to propose to either one of him. You don't think he's going to propose to either. I think he is not going to propose. He's going to give like a promise, ring I don't. I don't think it's going to I don't see either one of them, which is too bad because I think Raven is a fun girl. I think she would move to while he does Dancing with the Star. She would

like start a blog or something. Yeah, I think she's adorable. And I think Vanessa is either maybe a bit or I think she's a four. She's just she's not leaving her family. She said that likes their family that much. Hey, core family values. That was that became the drinking game last night. Literally, I was like, if she says core fucking values one more time, I'm going to throw up. I think she's real Himane. Can you imagine breakfast with her? She's like, do you like the serial, which is honestly

like tough Ladies? Yeah, I can't roll with that. I don't want her on my road trip. If I'm going to go hang out with a bull legged musician in Nashville, I wanted to be raging by my side Die maintenance. Leather pant is a little dreamboat. Although I might pick the puppies her orgasm puppies, and it's and it said that like the best part of the show tonight was the coming attraction. M Let's start at the beginning here my heart started the beginning, my heart bring me to

the right place. So that's where it started out with her in Lapland. Let's just be honest. Has he iron't e been lost on anyone that they're in Lapland? We talked for seconds or in Lapland, I'm I'm a little difference between Lapland and Finland's what I mean Land? Like you're going to get in my right, Like it sounds like a strip club name, but his Lapland a province in Finland. Was it Finish for Finland? Oh no, I

think is it like Deutsche Land for Finland? You know, I'm saying, I just thought it was a city and like you're in bone Zone Canada. But now and you're the guys. Let's seriously questioned. What other tourism board countries failed. It didn't to be a better place to go than dressing shoes in the snow. They even reindeers. I like, do they have buildings where people can go inside them? Every every date is like yeah, I like snow, and I like I like the Northern Lights, and I liked

where Raven faked her orgasm her hut. However, I agree with you paget. I don't feel like there's a nice lot. I want a better lodge and I want less of a bummer of a bar than the one that Raven went into where she had to play darts and there was no windows. It is the snow is refreshing. I'm wondering. Probably, probably, maybe there might be that European hole in the ground could be a European hole. Has you guys if you get to f y, I and a bet it goes to to loom. It's one of those you gotta throw

your your your waist out in aisle. Oh, he thinks, So okay, here we go. We're in Lapland Raven she said, I will say this, Nick is really good at what he does, so I'm pretty satisfied today. And then the orgasm music with skipping, high fiving a dog, snow angels and the snowblower. She didn't have an orgasm here to tell you, there's no woman, so I think they shot that whole montage before before she had no idea what she was getting into. Because that's that was so great.

It was one of my favorite moments of history. Is an orgasm like and then a rainbow like fence, and then did you see one of the shots was her in front of like a snowblower? That, yeah, I saw that. I hear she is from a small town and her family probably goes to church. How do you go to church? How do you go this Sunday? After the orgasm montage? First of all, Hi, Katie and Anna, I need to say hi to you guys. I got all excited about Nashville.

We how are you re tired? We have to repeat Katie's text about that later in the program about women tell All. It's the funniest thing the women tell all. Wait, so you guys don't think she had an orgasm too much pressure? Do you think they did? I think that he. I think he humped all of them. Think maybe not? Rachel my naive. I think that's everyone does shag fest although we remember we heard what we heard that they all do it. They all do it. As a woman.

I would like if i'm literally or like a man, I just feel like no offense, Rob, because you're a special man, because I feel like they'd fuck a treat right, But if it was I would want to know, you know how if I'm going to get literally say yes I'm shagging the dude or the lady or whatever like you have to. That's a huge part. I don't want to be the third one though. I don't want to know that. You know, my friends they tell anyone who's meeting up for fantasy sweet when, what time? Where? You

don't know? You know, I think they're separated at that point, and I think there are days in between. So yeah, I'm just trying to know that, yeah, because that would be or you gotta go out to that lapland ice like into the snow. I guess I know that Rachel was last because the vibe I got, and maybe it's because I knew she was going to give vote because but the vibe I got was that he was just tired.

He just seemed tired. Oh my god. And all the girls are the same coat and they just had different color pomp pomp has which was a very cute ad. I wanted one. I wanted one, but they had a red one, a white one in a black and I'll bet you anything if you freeze frame Towards the end of the show. Those hats were sponsored and the name of the company is on the credit. If anybody can find that for me, let me know where I can

get that. Did anybody listen, Like, I'm excited for Rachel right for the Bachelorette, But that date was so boring and awkward and they had I feel like he was They did nothing. They just talked about how she didn't like to say I love you. They had the least actually, like if you don't know how to cross country skiing? Now, that was Vanessa. I wrote that down because I was like, how she's so smart and she said the phrase I've never heard of cross country skiing because they said, okay, Texas,

but she literally said I don't I don't know. She never say I don't know what cross country skiing is. You could say I haven't done it, But how do you not know what it is? It was walked, but what is running? That day was so bored. It was cross country skiing in the Olympics. Yeah, so then you would have heard of it. Yeah, it's a really hard

sport to do. It's like it's like and it's just if you have to fox someone that night, don't don't make them like ski and fall, you know what I mean, like trying to like like make him feel a little sexy I've cross country ski badly and you feel like a real dip ship. And if you know it's the bones on time, you're already a little anxious. Don't make me feel like a ding dong because I can't stand

up on your stupid Lapland cross country. There's no way you can properly have sex after feeling like a dig dog all. I can't feel like a ding dong all day and then properly get at it in a yur ain't gonna be sparkly after. I feel like I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna be able to have a rainbow skipping, high fiving snow leopards. But I'm in Lapland. I I just like to get at it and then high five the locals and then skip around side Note we have not discussed it was mentioned we've not discussed.

Nick stream came true He's on fucking Dancing with the Stars, Oh yeah yeah, which came out a couple of days after we found out Rachel was the bat Shorette. So it's just someone is not uh tightening up the ship. There's a lot of leaks from Bachelor everything. They just I feel like they just gave up, like and I will get to it. But they kept saying the most everybody wanted Rachel be the Best Room. It's like, no, we we didn't know she was cut. You're saying it

like there was demand, like she got cut. Was saying it as though there had been some online polling. She was still on the show, asshole. Yeah two weeks, yes, yea, three weeks to America. No you didn't, like why would you cut her? She's beautiful and smart, like like we're watching going, what's the problem except for ABC wants to keep her for themselves. I do think though. At first I was so angry at Reality Steve whoever that is. And then I'm proud to say I have not gone

on once. I haven't but one of the brogger who whatever, I know, but whatever text exchange, they're like, we were on and it said you guys said Rachel's the new Bachelorette. I saw, okay, so that a blogger had said it

published it. Yeah, So I was really angry at those powers that be, But then I thought, no, the problem is ABC because they jammed them so together to make money that the overlap now is going to be It's it's in public when you're shooting in public, someone's gonna and it really I have to say this season, I thought it it ruined some of it. It really did. It was in the final three, like the last three weeks. Let's I don't feel like a waste of my time. Don't let me be invested in this and follow it

almost competitively. Oh God, because we have decided who we could have been reading. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't have been, but I could have been. I don't obsessively obsessively following it, but look at what we're doing. You guys were breaking it down to the people. It did hurt the show in these last two weeks have been real ship shows. Yeah,

I'm going to write a letter, but in the meantime, orgasm. Okay, in the meantime, he also said this phrase, I might be white, but I'm still I couldn't even like why, Like when did he say that? He said, because she said she's like, there's not a lot of guys like you, And he said, I might be white, but I'm still a minority. I didn't know. Joke I rewound. I wrote it down in my notes that I forgot to bring today. But that is a quote how how could he like? What is he? Because he knows how he what he's

saying is, yeah, I'm so great. I'm a minority. There's a few vials as there are black guys like what the fuck? Oh my god, oh my god, turtle neck game and dumb hat. Oh he does not look good in winterwear. Let's just he would have looked good at winterwear because the amount of fucking Fisherman sweaters he rocked during Kalyncy Ireland Ireland him he was was like clattering on and his direction and clattering. It was I think about that one the snow to check your ego at

the door. What would your heart that when I threw myself off the bott and that was enforcing her to say like I love you? There said it really was I need to know what you how deeply you feel. Now's the point in the show where you say I love you and then we bone. That's what that was. You should have it always a skeleton key that they pull out like that going to They all have a skeleton while they were in basically igloes. They could have just like come done through the canvas. Any of the

skeleton key canvas lock. There's no lock, that's all. And when she said I love you and make you said I love you in that moment. The next thing he did was pulled out the envelope all right there. She said, I'm falling, dropped the el bomb and it's before you. I love this leigh ride. And then they are and they call themselves nick to welcome and then and and

Nar Sara Scala they were. That's where they were like, welcome to a Nar Sara Scala Finland, and then and then and then they said she said, or he said, we're gonna go She said, We're gonna go so much deeper than we've gone before. And then they had slurping sounds outside of their year. I was like, yeah, it's called a fantasy suite. That was going to get real deep in much deeper. Yeah, then we've gone before that maybe laugh deep in. Oh there's a key skeletic canvas

hurt everything. When did when did he go on the I just this was so disturbing to me. I'm sorry, I don't want to go back in time if I'm wrong, But when did he go on? Didn't he go on a reindeer rind with Vanessa? That no Rachel Rachel this late ride, noticed that the reindeers antlers all looked like they were peeling or bloody or affected. That's not what they'll shed their antlers like. They shed the skin and

the fur on their antlers. I did notice. I was looking at it because I mean, I grew up and we had deer in our backyard, and we would notice like sometimes their antlers would like bubbly and like kind of start like shedding, and they looked bloody sometimes. And I asked someone once, I was like, is that normal? And they said, yeah, they're just like shedding skin on their antlers, like Katie. I secure. For a moment, I wanted you guys to know that I voted in my

sticker fell off. I voted, but I had to change for we changed. Okay, but I'll talk about that later. Yeah, I my my sticker fell off. My overalls are where they were not. I just voted to get the sticker, and I was pissing off. Okay, Velvet. Would you would you look at the animal though, and say reindeer? Would you just say, like move? What is it? What would is much bigger? I just would. I never would have come up with raindeater it's reindeer um, so they have

the skeleton key. So then he made her breakfast and she was in her penguin onesie pajamas, which were keyes. But somebody tweeted me a picture and they thought that they piss like penises. They did the penguins first. From once the camera got closer, you could see they were little penguins, but from far away they looked like penises. I gotta look at that. I gotta pull out my Dick. I gotta, I gotta get this ring. I gotta seal the deal. I got my best lap lap Like, did

I mention how much I loved Dick? So since I had puberty, my nana passed down the family Dicke. That's for luring the sailors in her generation. Do you love me more than the onesie? She loved me more than the onesie. He made her that he's very proud of his cooking skills. He made her breakfast, and then Vanessa showed up in the egg and he ate, this is how it's gonna work. I cook for you and then

I eat your food. You're a dick, yeah, he said that. Yeah, And I thought you need a lot of protein to go be on Dancing with the Stars and wax your chest. She gets ready for your next day, or you show up your dick and your black your blue bathing suits. So are we to believe that the the yur provided where the Lapland provided those suits? Those suits by the way, Okay, we'll get there. So Vanessa shows up another pom pom

hat uh uh. They go into the ice bath and I just wrote nick dick, big dude, and she's in the fetal position. This is where I liked Vanessa most on this In this episode, she was gung ho, she was fun for a challenge, pushed him through, she had she was actually really charming. This was her most This was her most charming I thought all season except for when she was she was charming on the in the beginning before. Yeah, yeah, she's she's hard. I thought that

she was. I thought she was very cool on this date. She looked great in a one piece bab She's so pretty. Yeah, she's she's really beautiful. I just like, I guess I just I really like her, right, I Mean there's liking and then there's dating, Like she seems a little bit too high. Mean, it's just I'm just saying for me that she has a personality and she's tough, but it's like she's a drama quean. But do you go on the show when your whole life is in Montreal? Every

moment she's talking about her life in Montreal knowing? Why did she know it was Nick? I don't know, Like, do you know they said that? They didn't, They don't. They don't really know until we know. Okay, So like I guess, I keep saying, like I keep thinking about it. Why would you go on the show no knowing that there's a huge chance, I think, talk to me, Pat. I don't think she had any intention of marrying anyone

on this show. I also think she knew she was beautiful enough to go for a very long time and go to all the fabulous countries like Lapland. I think she's going to return to Montreal. Beminy did look cool though, and she's going to return home to Montreal and be a superstar in Montreal. We missed you so much, Pagett, We missed you. I love hearing this keep going. I don't think Vanessa had the intention of She is like

a great a trophy wife. She gets to keep teaching kids, like she's going to be a fabulous she'll marry some Montreal politician or super lawyer or you know what I mean. She is her, this is her demo, real for Montreal, the professor of bachelor. You're so I think that's what it is. Yeah, but what if he proposes to her and she says yes, then I'm wrong because it won't work. They'll have one breakfast and it'll be fucking over her food. She'll be like you, like, I gotta be honest with you.

I don't want to hang out with anybody's family every Sunday. I don't care who your family is. And if you're that into it, ah, he was not into it, and he's clearly not into I would Montreal. I would win if you're telling me, I gotta go eat dinner with twenty four people. And the Shetland Pony discused as a brother, cute little baby boy, the little hobbit, little hobbit hobbit. But I felt that her mom, Her mom was tough, Like it just doesn't seem like a fun group, you know,

like no, no, they really did. It was like and then the dad is like all fun. Anybody somebody want you to come to my family. Someone's gonna die at that brunch, and it's going to be the hobbit that does it. You think it's going to be the dad. You're gonnabbit, Like, yeah, I'm at back level, but he's gonna bust sister, his sister, the poor man's leon. Oh truly, truly, I don't. I don't want. I wouldn't subject my family to anybody every Sunday. I'm not saying I do not

feel like, what do you mean? We are traditional? I am so yeah. I love my family. I will not compromise. But she said to him, but relationships are I'll compromise. But you just said you won't compromise. But he has to compromise. Well, I don't have to compromises. I would not compromise my core value your neck. I lovely Asian, which I love, and just just a little Asian. And she, of anybody, really doesn't have an action. She art is

nailing it when she's around French people. Oh my god, it's like when you do it when Mississippi to Messissippi three Mississippi. That was my favorite part. I will not be number. I do not want to be picked because you love me just a little bit more than someone else, which I do have to say, she's right, thank you. Yeah, she's right, But she's what is she's too high maintenance? The Bachelor? Yeah, that's why. Why do you say to my family is really show? Why do you see my

family is really traditional? In what way? Just a freezing and her eyes were blazing. She immediately got very like when you first start therapy and your therapist says something about your mom and you're so fucked up. You're like, you don't talk about you don't climb. That's not my parents. Do your job. That's my cousin. That's my cousin. Only I can talk about my cousin. The love on her face and just a peeback and what you're saying, badget This is the Bachelor. So like she's got that look

and you're like, well, what were you expecting? Think I got the snatchural? Is that gross? The snatchler is that gross? That's her nick Mile twenty eight people around the kitchen table on Sundays with meat balls. We also speak French. It's the Italian's a poor value. I don't know why you're so angry. Sunday launch every Sunday. It's really fun. We all have fun. Shelling pony will fucking cut you,

she will, he will drop you. Somebody who wants somebody who knows how to make shirts make two shirts size smaller, medium, medium, small, unisex of all. That's a shelling pony, Shelly. It's the heat in the studio. It's making me crazy. That's so. Then they are going to a t P. Theyre going to the fucking TP and she starts talking about core values again. I wanted to kill myself. I wanted to kill my sore fuck off value. And then what when's the last time remember to use this sentence with Corva.

I literally don't even know what she's talking about. Want to put it around to pull my finger? What like? I don't know what you're talking? What's up there with emotional intelligence? Truly? I don't know this year the fact that I've ever paired off with anyone? And does a weird be like It's like how I started dating a woman. I was interested. She used the word boundaries three times and I just bailed. Get out the core values? Wait

can we do them? When she asked him if you moved to all, and He's like I like, proud to be in American, proud American in your present an American because at least, like I know, like I'm free. I think it's at least at least freak. Oh yeah, a little bit of a It was like he wanted to say, I don't want to live in Montreal and I hate your fucking family, but he went with I'm proud to be in American. Oh my god. It was really I feel like he was smart on his feet. That was

he was. He was smart. He was like, I gotta gets like, I'm proud to be a Canadian. How you say I'm not? So? Are you think I'm not proud to be about brio? And then he's like, I know you are. I'm not saying you're not. But I like your wax chest and you're tightly stuffed little boys who are blue pants? Katie, you were excited to see his dick in the pants. What did you think it was? It was? It was pretty great. I did love those uh little speed us. Yeah, his abs looks good. Like

even when he sat down, I noticed that. Did you hate yourself? You hated yourself a little bit because you were like, I would like have two chardonnays and get at it. Yeah, he might him. You know what, Yeah, he looked good and those at well, then I'm your guy. He looks like he doesn't look like he because I don't like I don't like a lot of muscle. I like the type of muscle. It looks like a guy just kind of naturally got it. And he actually looks like that to me, like he looked he did look

at that or something. He already know he doesn't because he's soft. He was really waxed. There was not I did not like that. I don't like that. But he's too good. Wow, I did, I did not notice. I didn't notice. I did, I did, I did. Well, there's four in every group. I do remember at some point my host saying, well, the cold isn't helping him out right, Oh, I'm guessing it was. It looked like he had a big at first. Yeah, so it did shrink up probably, I mean he was an ice bath. No, it's like,

you know, like a right to the deck. Yeah. I looked at his dick right away, but afterward, I don't know. If I did not shut the ponies will kill you. Okay, So then we're at the Rose ceremony and Rachel. They're all dressed up. Rachel at her very pretty neckline and her dress. Yes, that was a nice dress. I liked n look like a raven that cut out with the cleavage and they has a little more Titia Adams, Yeah, it was the necklace on Rachel part of the dress. I thought it was a necklace and then I then

I saw that I was attached on the back. I realized it was all part of the dress. Very exciting dress, and we all knew it was gonna happen. Way he cut her and somebody tweeted me like, did he try to get her to be a side piece? He said selfishly, I hope one day this won't be a goodbye forever. Like what, I don't know what that means. You're like trying to save it up just in case things didn't work out for the like I think I think ABC tagged her a long time ago. You think they were

setting him up too. If it doesn't work out, then he can come back on her season. That's amazing. Spars Keaty just woke up. Every Katie just sat straight up. Oh my god, oh my god, that's so good. That would what else that would be Oh my god, you're right. Can they trot that's tired out again? Can down crassled Donkey onto the fifth series? I'm sorry, I'm so over him. Oh yes, they do try him out. He owes a huge amends to live the doula. You know what I mean,

like you had your chance. Listen, like you had your chance five times on television. My man cannot Dusty, Dusty don't. That's gotta family will kill him. His mom is like, really looks like a kid context in my eyes for dad is stoned. Yeah, yeah, but his mom looked like she was full on having a nervous pen. It's like a nose pierce and new haircut. The shaking body and the shard is a cry for help. It is for help. Well, I mean there's like twelve of them, his daughters like

six eight and she's five. He's been on teeth since the eighties, trying to find love. That families shoots you. It's really down the toilet. She's she's a total linebacker by the way side, not truly. If they had to do it at home, I wanted to say throwing stones and glass houses. If we had to do an at home visit with the like extended marine clan. People would be like, what the ship was getting the door? Although Mitten's Marine is a real head. My mom's Newton Cat

and Mittens what a hat? It's got opposable thlumbs? All right? So then so then women tell all we're at Women tell all the amount of Make America Krannigan T shirt that was offensive and the one dude wearing the red hat, oh my god. And there was like there was like there's a bunch of gingers in the audience, and I was like, what there's a lot of weird looking gingers

that were like Karan fans. So wait, just go over just the real quick, the just the feeling of complete punching the gut that it was just an hour long a second week in a row. I felt like, what the ship like one hour? And I got to watch two hours of this. It was the worst. Yeah, it was just it was real. Yeah, it was a real bummer. I did wait when place when they all lined up for the roses, uh, the place was called Aurora manner. That made me laugh out left. I was like, that's

that's like a drag name. Maybe you laugh so hard, please step into my jer like, you can't even get Aurora manner. Manner. Shut the please step in and get a rose. I'm so glad. Can you imagine getting boned in the Aurora manner? What manner is this? You're certainly not doing snow angels and high fives and skipping after the Aurora man bones. First orgasm happened in the their skeleton cake. Okay, so then you need to look at yourself. It used you guys so much. You're the only people

that mean anything to make. Then they crashed parties and they're like, oh, nobody knows we're coming. Like every money people just get together with four people with fucking balloons and cupcakes. I feel like that was I feel like the producers pre produced that room. But then the first one where it was like a lot of ladies and they had the Nick posters and they had the Nick balloons and they had everything and recognize the dad, didn't you look like an actor or somebody like a commercial actor?

The Backstreet Boy the first one before clearly produced. I was just of course they were producing. You don't watch the fifty People, you don't watch in like an empty TV studio. That was, Oh I do I feel like maybe the sorority was real, not with a hundred people, though not all of them were wearing makeup and we're just in there, Jammie. There was a little like, if you know you're gonna be on TV, you dress up and you do your hair and makeup. And I remember

the girl Dana hit on Tinkle. She they there was a girl who had been at one of the parties, and that you were set up. You know you're going to be on one of the parties, you know. You know, the producers reach out, they look on Facebook or whatever, they find parties. We need to have a party. That's what I thought. I'm like, why why are we not having parties? Maybe it's because we trash off their show. Chris there because make fun of their show for two hours.

Chris Harrison, We're gonna have parties. Every fucking we can come to our party. God, you're absolutely water. Yeah, you're right. What Katie loves her at Katie Loves Dick and Dick Tracker at meltdown dot com. What if they started um surprising? They started surprising like podcasts. I got the new iteration and we'll be walking in like how much how much we hate their neck to like he's the fucking worst.

Oh my god, I can't try your dusty dunkey. We would be such horrors immediately, Like he's such such last totally Okay, so the story girls a bit out of control. Yeah that was crazy. So it's so embarrassing and they're the same age. Is half the girls that he's fucking trying to like get at on the show and here daughter, that's like her first instinct is to like scream and like run and jump. I did like that he got

like literally tackled tax just Google. I was so not Again, as I said earlier, I feel so much more excited to go to Nashville with you people than I ever keep people. But like like I feel like this would be so spart to me then, like that college inclusion that I didn't feel that in college. I feel like that now. Like if he came now, if he came to our Nashville podcast, I'd feel like that now, But I didn't feel like that him. If he came to that May seventh, I would full on like get pile

drive him May seventh. The other day. Other thing, the pile driver, it is, yeah, it is. It's a wrestling moves. It's a move where I would literally like it ends well, I might actually like break my neck. So Karn Karin trying to open the champagne with the plate of cucumber slices was my highlights. She's grown on me. Although I really watching she and Taylor, I have a fox like are the fighting over the napping, Taylor seemed a little off in a way that I had not previously noticed.

Break it down for us that like yeth teeth like and then also her defensive healthcare workers. I don't know where she was, you know, saying she'd been attacked. I

can't what happened. Professionally, Yeah, I feel like, yeah, yeah, she was saying because of you, I have because of you, Karin, and the things that you said monster, It's like, yeah, who would go to you because you were fucking crazy, because you were so obsessed with trying to make this who literally was like I don't care what you think and you wouldn't drop it as and you did again last night on paper You're like, oh, Taylor, it's like

master John whatever, blah blah blah. But since she was the moment, I mean, she was the woman that came out the limit and was like, everyone thinks you're a bag of trash from She's just like a pretty kind

of quiet right below the radar. Craig Cray side note, I'm gonna take a time off for a second, Anna, I texted you last night because everyone was so sweet this year, and they sent us in their picks and their top Craig Cray and and there do we have any standings of where By the way, Josephine wasn't Craig crazy? I felt like until last night there was no Craig Craig Karina is sort of the Craig craz or Taylor Taylor.

When the episodes were over, she had those Craig Cray moments, remember, like those the singing just maybe she just didn't do enough the lipstick was Anna, do we have anybody that picked Raven to be like? Because for their top picks we did the sort of draft picks at the beginning of the season. I'm i gotta pull it up. I lost my but did somebody actually we can come back to come back to well, we'll come back to you.

I think I picked Astrid and Whitney because they were the most like I thought they were like his idea. I picked I picked quickly because it's a brunette. And then when he get it, I picked Vanessa and Danielle. I thought Danielle was going to go far, but I did think Vanessa was in the last few months. I think she's gonna win. I do think she's gonna be

on Team Raven. I don't know. Okay, So when uh, when Karin was up on the hot seat and she said, um, he said anything that you regret for this season, She's like, probably came up more promiscuous than I meant to be. And I'm wondering, really, did you not know that whip cream on your boob? Yeah, and had him lick it off, and you had our one? Yeah, and that was our one like on the driveway by the way. Yeah. Yeah,

you know what I mean. You you you you stripped down and put on just like a like a flasher's jacket and went into his room and like demanded sec Yeah. But it was a little you're right. And when she said she had the panic attack, she was smiling with the rose. But it was also I think it was because she tried to funk him and he would only make out with her. She was upset that night. She started freaking out about that. She had a panic attack. But then they had that that She's like, honestly, I

just don't know. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. But she's lovely. She's definitely going to Bachelor and Paradise. Oh god is her job now. She's not going to go back to her multimillion dollars. She's going in. I think Alexis, who I love the dolphin, might go. I think she might go. She's going and got a glass of champagne and came back out. I was like, that was fine. They're going to send Taylor and it's gonna be so bored Taylor one last night one the

whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Even the girls liked Crin more by the end. So then Liz Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz Liz. He had a feminist thing at the end. I don't know, guys, what did you what did you think of Liz? Well, when she's not building orphanages, she's stripping her hair. I don't that's someone who can't be a blonde. I know I can't be a blonde. I can't be the auburn haired one that somebody tried to make me be recently, but I can't get rid of my gray no matter what I do. Is that true? I got a person

as sending to yeah, ten am, this one's getting bred. Okay, um yeah, the ladies lover, the lady's lover. There was a lot of Liz support. I felt like maybe she'd been like she shamed or something online. Is that what happened? I felt like she was like something like a part part good Egg. Yes, I think she means well, but I I I felt a lot of back pedaling though I feel like making a back that world's worst tattoo. You cannot, ladies, if you're out there. Two things. Number one,

don't get lip injections. I know it's popular right now, don't do it. Don't do it because it's not. I know it's the thing. I know it's the thing to boom. Yeah, just don't. Just don't get lip injections. Number don't. Don't get a huge circle tattoo the size of a basketball, right size and shape. Yeah, just with what is in there, a little Sanskrit drawing. It's just like, what is it? It's burning? It remained calm right back. Can't see if someone get behind me. Oh my god. And then she

has four small sonograms in there. So then they thought about napping, which was so boring. I was gonna so then and then the racist local news kept saying. They kept saying, the first black back Bachelor. It's like, alright, alright, like we get it, we get like they couldn't like like every ad rather than like Rachel's the new Bachelor, A it's like the black Bachelorette. Like but it was almost like she's beautiful, she's intelligent, and she's black. It

was so jarring. It wasn't you know what I mean, what all three it just was subscribed. Now to ABC, there's a black woman, all like, that's the thing. I feel like they've been so like they cannot play it cool about how excited they are. They feel so revolutionary because well, they lost that lawsuit. What was the laws There was a lawsuit against the ABC and the like for like a whitewashing basically of the Bachelor, and they lost, and the and the people that sued lost, the people

who ABCBC did not. And then another ten years che it was like two black guys sued saying they felt they didn't get a fair shot. I can't remember. This was a couple of years ago. I felt like they didn't get a fair shot and that the system was rigged and that that was race whatever, you know, but they didn't win. I'm gonna sue for a lack of homosexuals. I'm gonna sue because the lesbian Dating Show would be the greatest ever, and I know they haven't. No, they've

only done once. Okay, all right, I want to easy joke would be over in a night. That's just the easy let's just talk about I kept say I'm really excited about Rachel, but they kept saying it like you've been asking. It's like, Okay, we didn't know she was gonna get cut. Why would he ever cut her? There's no reason he would ever cut her. Rachel. I think,

I honestly think they have absolutely no chemistry whatsoever. I just I feel like she's I honestly like I like everything about her, but it's not like she's got like, I don't know, the whole thing. The last couple of episodes just felt like it was she was kind of boring. It was just kind of like I or with them. I think she might have been bored of him. I was gonna say there's something there was like a real

miss like disconnect. Okay, I adquire and so I felt like we weren't getting the best of Rachel because they weren't working, and so she just kind of came. She just the last couple episodes were just like kind of slow moving for her and I can't it doesn't come out easy. And yeah, but there's a little more chemistry thing between them, or maybe just met chemistry. Yeah, they have the cheel like the most chemistry. Oh, you think

it's Vanessa. I think Raven he has the best. I think he relaxes and he's truly like he wants to fuck Vanessa. He wants, but he doesn't want to. I hope he picks right, you think. I really hope he picks right. But I don't feel like he's going to, but I hope he does. I think he would think that she's not hot enough for him, and I think that's his flaw because I think she's beautiful, but she's not his type, except he keeps laying her down in a swamp and laying her down on the ice. He

lays her down, which is that says a lot. You want a guy that's gonna be like, I'm just gonna lay that mentioned. Do you want to inspire that? I don't care what there in the beginning of a relationship, when you're really into the guy, you're like, we gonna ask Luke. You loved Luke hot, You loved Luke in the Hot Talk. I think Luca is spectacular. I thought he's going to be the Bachelor? Are you going to ask him? I don't know what I'm gonna ask Lucas,

And you're freaking me out. You're getting be scared. The reason I brought it up was the laying down and I felt like you. I feel like you and Luke had a lot of chemistry through the TV during this. Yes, it was during the episode where he went on and with with the woodpowered hot. Yes, I thought that was not had a lot of chemistry with Luke. You didn't know it yet, but you wouldn't look at a lot of hot chemistry. Yes, my husband's coming right well that

I have a lot of chemistry. He doesn't know it. But I am curious about Luke because Luke did publicly say last week that his bags were packed, he was ready to be the bachelor, and it was a surprise to him. I guess they had been priming him to do it, and he said yes, And then all of a sudden, he said, they told me it was I know, look at the beautiful the Texas, the family, he said, the military that counter the heart shape roses in that in the field. After the red I was like, all

I was like, lou Luke will be good. And then when they mentioned Nick, I was like, oh, Nick is going to be so much better than Luke. And now I'm like, but it's because Luke seems so genuine and quiet and thoughtful and aware, and that's not the franchise. That's not get Luke on next time. Let's start campaigning. Yeah, we'll do it. Oh yeah, Katie. We don't want to see Luke in Paradise. I want to see Luke of his own. Oh god, I hope Luke doesn't. I did enjoy As long as he's not in the room that

smells like poo poo, he might enjoy it. I think I should go up to Luke a couple of focktails in and be like, there are a lot of plumbing issues with hotels and we had to throw our toilet paper out in the waste paper basket. Okay, do I watching Raven feeding karrene cheese cute? Oh my god? Can you get more in there? Can you get in three more? I thought, if she conna killes? How bad do you do? You want the road? You wanted? Three more cheesechers? Can I can you get in anymore? Can I get him more?

Three cheese keeps? I did not orgasm last night, but I will fill three more cheese keeps in about a long carry. Can we get a carrot in there? I want? I want three times that that much bloopers. I need more unless women on the women tell all. It's always embarrassing when you get that woman first of all the kebab who slob co woman look at slabs and I

look at her makeup, and I think that's me. If I if I lived in like tall suck, cause I'm always did the eighties drawn to a bright lip at me gonna ry, Like if I worked at a Kiosk in the mall and I was like, can I help you with your cell phone cover? I like today I have on a bright pink lip. But then I know, don't go heavy with the eye. You know it's one or the other. You can't do both. But I feel like I looked at her and I had empathy for her because I felt like, who was she? I don't

remember her and I've been dead for forty years. She did God. I literally was like, I have no memory. Person is? And then she said slab kebab and we all were texting. I was like, that has to be used forever. If you worked at a Kioskat mall? What kiosk would you work that Kioskar Kioskar something that something like a like a read like a reader where makes the print big so I can people? What would you

work at? The additional hair? Additional hair you would have like a cute like you could get like a cute ponytail that you add on like a really long one, like something from Star Trek. Yeah yeah that's good. Yeah, like like like the Madonna tour out of that. What would you sell? Baseball hats that's good from all different teams all over and this, oh that looks good on you.

If I was a millennial, I would sell the I would sell those like when you when they put the greenery in the glass jars, what is that called like a topiary? Yeah? They sell to that the system. If I was a millennial, I'd sell topiaries as is. I'd sell the jeweled but jeweled cell phone. I'm gonna I'm gonna take back the readers and do tasers you can't, or jeweled sunglasses. The worst is the guy doing the helicopter, flying the helicopter at you over here. Look, that's I

don't want that rome. The guys that every outside every restaurant, they're like throwing those things in the air. Those things. Yeah, I can't take anything. Before I get to the emails and the tweets were talking about they're like a lot of unforgetable things. This year there was Karin, and there was this, and there was the Swamp and there's this. So now we bring you Unforgettable, a film coming from Universal Studios. Oh my god. They have so much money

pre given to them. They've already gotten the endorsements for everything, the cars, the hotels, the tourism boards, give the money to be in Biminy. They pre sell everything. It is a money machine and it's brilliant. I wish I thought of it. And they pay the actors nothing because there's because it's a game show contestant. They only pay for love. Also, after this, we're gonna own Montreal. Oh my god, they're gonna give us Montreal la Can we go to Laplin?

I'd love to pay with you like feminine? Al Right, guys, who are we rooting for? Who do you think it's? Who? Do you? Who are you rooting for? Who do you think is gonna win? Rob? You're rooting for Vanessa? Vanessa? But I think Raven's gonna win. Wow, Paget, I want better for Raven. So you think I want for Vanessa to get what she wants and that's in Canada? So you want neither of them? I think it's going to be a zero, all right, Katie? And who do you

think it's going to win? I think Raven Raven? Yes, I think I think it's gonna get sick of Vanessa. Anna. I think it's gonna be Vanessa for now? And who do you want to? All right? And Aaron? Um, well, I want I want Raven, but I'm cheering for nothing. I'm cheering for zero. So Nick can just go alone in a helicopter and like, maybe the helicopter can hit fun. Would you rather have him not proposed or have a girl reject him? Uh, they are going to say yes.

I I think it would be fitting for Nick. I don't think it's gonna happen, but fitting for Nick if he has a complete and utter fucking breakdown and goes over two and then just immerges himself in that cold pool and he goes dancing with the stars and then what's your choice? I pick Raven. I think Vanessa's gonna win, hm,

opposite of me. How great would it be though? If he asked one of them and they said no, So he tells one he can't marry her, and then the next one he proposes to and she says no, And I think Vanessa though, I think when he said to Vanessa this is the only reason why I think maybe Raven. But if I was betting gun to head, I'm gonna put. I'm gonna put. But Laplin, pony shift your kid nay. But he remember when she when Vanessa was like, uh, like you have to know, like you know so far,

like I don't know. She was definitely like, don't propose to me unless it's like, you know more than anyone in the entire world. And he was like, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't do that. I would do that I just don't think. I think he can almost get away with an engagement to Raven more than an engagement to Vanessa. Well you know what I'm thinking, You guys, didn't Raven

have the romper store? Okay? Now I actually want her to say yeah, and I want them to move here and he'll be on Dancing with the Stars and her rampers shall open up a boutique on Melrose by a romper I would buy a Raven romper is really long, so I'll have to get ad to go a couple of sizes up. I am recently single and I want to put lauderie on top of my outer wear. So I agree with all of this. What are you going to wear to our podcast? We should wear rompers, you guys.

You guys talking about it really makes me sad. Keep if you're not going to be out of the country in Australia. I'm so so overrated. Everyone speaks so poorly about Yeah. I um anna, where are we with our picks? Um this? Leah Butler called all three what number one? Vanessa, number two, Raven, number three, Rachel. She dated it as January five. We have a winner. Her name is Leah Butler. Yeah, she dated January. Leah Boler, you are amazing. Do you

work at abcas of Bachelor Pig? Wow? Wow, I'm gonna give her fifty bucks and tell I want to know where she's from. Where did we've get anyone who said that they figured out Karen from the very beginning with the Craig. Oh that's interesting. Okay, we'll go back in. Okay, back, I'm gonna read a couple of emails. First of all, thank thanks to everyone we got. People been liking us

on iTunes, which really helps. We've been getting nice stars and some good reviews on there, which really we appreciate. So people can find us, um for your other dingun friends out there that might be interested in this, this very important lord's work that we do. UM, so I wanted to we have please reach out to us. Our email is Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. I will read two emails right now. Allison rest Cod said, Hi,

will you accept this Rose Crew? Okay? So first off, you guys are amazing and I don't feel like I've seen an entire Bachelor episode unless I've listened to your episode to go along with it, and it always cheers me up after bummer days. One of my friends and I went into Jersey Con this past November and got a photo up with Rob and we couldn't resist making

it Bachelor themed and it's attached. We wanted to thank him for laughing with us and being so excited, and Arden Aaron, Katie, Paget Nana for inspiring this up in the first place, keeping eagles in the world full of pigeons. Will you put that on our Facebook photo? A cute photo? And then we have one more and uh, I can tell you people have missed you, Paget, We've missed you. Um here it really does. We got one more email. This is from We get a bunch of emails by

then one more we're gonna read. This is from Jen NaSTA Arden and the gang will except this Rose Arden is my spirit animal. Another Monday night, another bottle of wine down. Your podcast is truly the highlight of my week. You have no idea. I've been listening for the last year and I've decided that art and it is my spirit animal. Well then you must be wearing a top not all librarian shirt and some coveralls. Um my funny story.

My boyfriend and I are total Bachelor fans. And at this point we love watching the show more so we're up to date for your show. We were on a flight home recently with no inflight entertainment, so like any two grown adults, we naturally decided to listen to the same episode of Weeksceptis Rods, but like separately with our headphones and impressing play at this same time. What are we twelve? But we were grinning and laughing out loud

the rest of the flight. Guys, if I didn't know my boyfriend was the one before and then I sure did after this moment. We love everything that you Aaron, Rob Paget, Katie and Anna put together for your listeners every week. Promise you'll bring back Steve Heightener and THEO Um, I'm randomly blah blah blah blah blah hashtag bones on hashtag finger blasting. Yeah, we really appreciate it. So and

without further ado, Yes, all right. So Katie McDonald named Karina is her number one Sears Russell, I don't know if I'm saying that right. She said Karin was also her number one crazy and then um wow they were good those girls. And then um, Lindsay Sipal also said crazy and so did Laura Simpson. All right, you guys

are all these are impressive. And I want to say I did a little roll call last night just to see getting your tickets are You can go to Zaney Nashville, Zaney's or on our Facebook page and you get tickets for the May seventh podcast. It's a Sunday nights at seven pm. Uh kay, Aaron and Steve Heitner and I are all going to do a little stand up and then we have we have Paget, we have Willed, we have Carly and Evan. I can't believe it. And we have we have Luke. I mean, is that that is?

It is too much? It's too much? Is James Taylor gonna come by? I'm hoping so I haven't been able to get in touch with him yet, but I'm really hoping. So here's what I was, So, can we get James Taylor and Luke to play dueling Banjo? Oh my god, that is a great idea. There is no part of that that bombs me out at all, um. And I wanted to say so, I did a little role call last night and I was like, tweet at me if you have your tickets, and I just want to say,

here's who's coming. So we have some a bunch of people tweeted at us um bridget A at b A Unicorns, she said, me and my whole squatter coming. Wait, we'll be there. That's from Kelsey at Oh well Kelsey, She's gonna be there with her buddies, with Laura Potter, who I think might have just one of those things. Jill Hammond tweeted, she said, me cannot wait. Uh, Anna Siler is coming me. So we are so excited that you guys are coming. I truly it is. I'm considering it

the most important week of my life. Um and so here are coming for Tweet of the Week number one. These are all called by Anna. Aaron mcgathey tweets. Do you know her? Yeah, she's great. She she like, I didn't know she watched The Bachelor, and then when Nick got nominated, I got like a Twitter message from her and she was just like, oh my god, Katie. How excited her? She called this feels terrible. She's amazing. Okay,

all right, Aaron McGathy, here you go. Were you also disappointed when Christina didn't bring tiny bowls of lipstick for the audience and then she followed up with PS, she's incredible, and I'm making fun of the show, diminishing her story, not of Kristen's story story herself, k by alrightsians by the way side, not how about Danielle interrupting? What about me? That was? Okay? Said that at baseball and one and says, and here's the obligatory Chris Harrison, Hey buddy, how you

doing big night? Okay? Whenever you're ready. Moment, it's so true. Hey buddy, how you doing big night? Okay, whenever you're ready. That's a script. Oh my god, oh my god. Chris Harrison. Ye, hey buddy, how you doing big night? Okay? Whenever you ready? That's all and then goes back into his hole and we know there's six more months of winter or whatever. Um number three Laura Laura Potter x X do I

think it's coming to Nashville. Watching Chris try to reign in these ladies will probably be more entertaining than literally anything Doula Liz has to say. Uh, Paul's Polly Swim says, was that Raven's orgasm montage or her Dancing with the Stars audition tape? That's good. They're already staffed, though, and then Anna Siler says, Nick will never be happier than when he was under a pile of Sorority sisters. That's is true, all right. So we have Pilot Sorority Sisters,

ravens orgasm and montage Chris. Okay, So I'm gonna narrow it down to, hey buddy, how are you doing big Net? Okay, whenever you're ready? And I'm going to what do you think orgasm montage or Pilot Sorority sisters for the final two? Okay, so we have was that Raven's orgasm montage or her Dancing with the Stars audition tape or and here's the obligatory Chris Harrison, Hey buddy, how you doing big Net? Okay? Whenever you're ready? Moment, rob, Hey buddy, you doing big

not okay? Whenever you ready? Hey buddy, don't whatever does that? You are back on top at Baseball one. You are tweeter of the week. And here's the obligatory Chris Harrison, Hey buddy, how you bign okay? Whatever you're ready? Moment? Wow, guys, Wow, I feel like we're just getting started. Okay, next week, Big Finale, Big Finale, Okay, you guys, I wish everybody

tweet us. Who do you think is gonna win? Hey, if it's an hour long finale hours after the final Rose, four hours, gonna be two hours and then one after the final Rose one hour, I'm just saying. If it's a one hour show, oh my god, you're absolutely right in a row. I swear to God. I swear to God. I'm going to ABC. Is it No? No, it's a three hour show. I will take the shell and pony on them. I'm going to treat it's gonna be two and then two hours one hour. I cut because also

they're not announcing Rachel. That that used to be a big component of after the Final Rows was announcing and they already did it. Katie Anna, anything you want to say? Is there anything you didn't get to say? We love you so much? When I love this Vanessa and Nick we're talking about real things, like they were being like talking about where they would live and all that. There was a moment where I was like, oh, I just wish they would go back to like Ben, who's just like, so,

how you doing? I don't I don't care you guys got it's so we complained so much about how they talk about nothing. Then I was like, oh, they should go back to talking about you're absolutely right, you are absolute. I want to just play an audio that was Dre Dre.

I can't say her name right, Dre Vermilion Vermullen, who was on last week, sent me a clip of Nick because we were talking about his grammar, and this is we'll leave you with this Nick saying he should be saying this is a very difficult decision, and if you listen closely, he says this decision very dope. That's got to be the name of this episode. Yes, thank you to everybody. Beats back together. I missed you guys so much. Blood brother, blood sister. Let's cut ourselves and become slow.

Oh it should be slav Coba this decision very difficult or Slavka it's gotta be slabb Was that? Yeah? Snow? Okay, So to our favorite we have like a group text chain that happens every Monday night, which is like my highlight and Aaron, your favorite text last night was Katie's, which you're pulling up right now. Katie texted us and it said my boyfriend just asked how I can watch this and I said, I know it's awful. Then he asked if I'm going to keep watching it and I

said absolutely, so he walked it. He was a palm. No, he he was. He was literally watching the entire thing with me, and he's like kind of on his phone, not paying attention. And then it got It was in after the final rods and they're like fighting and he like tears me. He's like, how, like how can you watch this? And I was like, I know it's like really bad, and he's like, can we watch something else? So you're gonna keep watching this? And I was like, no,

I'm gonna absolutely. Yeah. It's like why would I change the channel? Yeah, I get crazy and summarizes the entire watching experience. I have a friend who's like, boyfriend just dumped her and she's like, can we get together? And I literally I realized would it? I literally I felt

that I do explain. I texted back, like I have to watch the I realized like, oh wait, I didn't even know she might not even know that I have this pot Like I realized, sorry about your heartbreak friend, but I have to watch the bit like I have to watch but like you don't understand. This is my fucking job. I mean it's unpaying, but this is my fucking job. I have to watch The Bachelor, your heart break, put your heart break on ice I got a bucket of ice cream, and I got three hours of notes

to take way. You can't come join me because I have to pause and write down everything that they say. Not only am I sorry, but you're not invited over for company that you need hit careless, whisper unrepeat and I'll be there in twenty four hours. I got to Burbank at Flappers and they called four blocks away. They said the show was canceled, and I did a U turn, went right back started watching it. It was amazing, It was, it was, it was, it was the greatest. I was, like,

I guess so excited whenever show was canceled. Okay, bye now leading nurdiced dot com