"Live From Nashville: TWO THUMBLES OF CRAZY!"

most insane wonderful experiences of my adult life. But even more importantly, Sunday Night in Danny's Um, which you guys will all hear in a second, was just so overwhelming and magical for us. People came in from all over the country. People came in from Canada. Just these beautiful creatures, all these beautiful bunnies and their little cold shoulder rompers, even though it was called at night in Nashville, and it just meant so so much to us, and um, yeah,

we do. We love you guys. We can't wait to come back for Rachel's season. And I just want to say before I get going, I will be this weekend in Canada I'm going to be at Yuck Yuck's Calgary. I'm doing five shows this Thursday through Saturday night, May eleventh through thirteenth. You can get tickets at my website

Arden Green dot com. And even more exciting, it was such an overwhelming success as Zany's Nashville our first ever live pot live podcast, that we are going to do our first ever live podcast where we break down an episode. It is going to be Wednesday, June just outside of Chicago. It's at Zaney's rose Mont and it's Wednesday, June fourteenth that Zany's Rosemont, and we're doing something we've never done

and you will hear it at the end. Um. There's a little surprised bonus in there, so listen to the end of the podcast and you're hear what we're gonna do. But we hope to see you there. And I'll be performing at Danny's Rosemont Um that Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night June through five shows and on Friday and Saturday night, Aaron is going to be opening for me. So if you guys want to double Bananda of Art and Aaron,

you can come to the podcast on the Wednesday. Danis Rosemont, and you could come see us actually do our stand up acts. Um, both of us will be performing Friday and Saturday, June sevent so we hope to see you there and listen to the end because you'll hear a little secret in a treat and um, we can't wait to meet where of you bunnies? Okay, goodbye, now entering noticed Dockholm. I'll take my life. Yes, funny wee pistols. Oh my god, wait did it? Hi five? May I

touch you so many lawsuits? Hi? Hi? Oh my god, Hi five? May I touch you so many lawsuits? Give yourselves a round of applaise. Oh sweet, oh you dirty little mucky do dirty little freaks? I like that all of you. How many people lied to their boss about tomorrow? Okay, round of applause. If you guys drove or flew in for this event? What's your name, Kitty Cat? And where did you come from? Joe Hannah, Orange County, California. Oh my god, that's so far. You're gonna get a present,

Oh my god, I have a present for you. You're gonna get my fashion cats. You guys, fashion cat It's cats and they're dressed up in fashionable outfits right for when you've just thrown in the towel of life? What is that when you're like, you know what, fucking I'm never gonna get laid again. I'm gonna dress up my cat. I don't ever want to be touched by another human again. I'm committing to really never getting fucked again. And I'm gonna put my cat in this cat collar. Here you go, bunny,

thinking we're coming? How many of you are wearing cold shoulder outfits? What's your name? Funny me? I touched you so many lawsuits? What's your name, kitty cat? I'm Jill, Jill. Where did you come from? Lafia, Indiana? Oh? My good ship? All of you? Did you buy that outfit for? Here? Were you as nervous as I was when you saw I was gonna be forty degrees? And you're like, what the funk? Nashville? Right? How many of you saw that I was gonna be ninety during the day at twenty

seven at night? And you're like, what I about a fucking romper for this? I want to confess I did obviously, obviously I tried to buy a romper because I'm trying to get on pair ice obviously, which is a strange item choice for Paradise because let's say I don't know, let's just say, well and I are hooking up in Mexico.

I don't just a random person just to choose. Let's say you're in a fucking romper, right, things get hot and heavy, and you're like, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, let's just I gotta remove my full adult onesie. You're basically committing that your dt F. You're like, you know what, I'm just not gonna be any You're not getting up top because I had to fully pull all of it. So here's the thing. My my torso is too long for a romper. I'm built like a corky dog.

I went to the fucking romper area. Here. There's like a romper alley. What is that place, James Taylor, You guys know you hang out in a romper area. Ladies and gentlemen. They're coming up America sweethearts. I'm there's like a romper area and I went to go try to get rompers. And the girls there we had a lot of vocal fry. They're like, way dangn Nashville, just like very important. I'm doing the lord's work being a very adult and very important adult human lady. And then I

go way like any car. I was like a cold shoulder romper obviously, and then I and I was like those all like a little short for my torso, and they're like, nah, I can tell hold. I call it a robber. So I put it on. How many of you didn't fit your torsos and a romper and you tried? Yeah, So I want you to know I've got shorts on under here so I can be free. I gotta be free.

I figured my best case scenario is I probably it's probably gut feeling is probably too late for me to apply to the Bachelor just a guy, although I would sing love that, Oh my god, how weird would that be? Like just I would like Beryl roll out of the limbo and just like approached like Snegel, like Chris Harrison,

just like I like your ruth. Uh. My goal is I'm hoping either James Taylor or Danielle gets to go to Paradise and and that this is my audition tonight to try to be like they're fucking spiritual advisor, right and just like hang out on the hot tub and be like, how do you think it's going. Do you think you're going to hook up with Raven? She's flirting a lot with Christian from last season. I don't know.

I want to give you guys a little taste. I can't even tell you how much joy this podcast gives me. You guys have been tweeting us. I wanted to tell you where you guys came in from. Um there is? Where is Shannon and the Sticks from Salt Lake City? Come on fucking some ship, you guys. I am Oh my god, this is the hat? Will you pass it forward? Oh my god, you guys? Did you make me a hat? You made me a hat? Okay? Do you guys remember when Raven she she was ice skating with six pence

and on the richer. I'm ready for Lapland. I'm ready for Lapland. I'm ready for Santa to pop out jacket off behind a tree. It's like, oh, come into my yart and I'm like, oh, oh neck, are you gonna pick me? Oh? Neck? I don't know. I can't move from Rhode Island, but I will. I love my hat so much I'm gonna wear it the whole show. Thank you? I mean, do you really make this. You're a dream weaver who who watched that episode and was like, why do they all have the best pump pump hats? And

where the funk do I get those? You get it from Shannon? It's all like city number two. Here's another person. These are just there's so many of you geniuses. Anna French? Where's Anna French? Bunny? She said? I bribed my sister into driving with me from Cincinnati. What was the bribe? What kind was like gnars? Or was it like cover girl? Oh? That's a fancy one. Are you do you have contour on your face right now? Are you working with that? I've contoured the funk out of my face and that's

why I look just ready for paradise. I have been resting up like in a sarcophagus for like four months, just getting ready for this. Okay, wait a minute. Aaron Casey French coming from Washington, d C. Meeting my friends from Indianapolis. Where are you guys? Hi? Come on around about plus for those guys. Is I mean? Honestly? Laura Potter flew from Boston and she she's meeting strangers in Nashville. Hi, guys, may I touch you? So many lawsuits? Question did so

none of you knew each other before? That's so shady? Was that? And by the way, we're recording this so the listeners from home, so we can just use fake we can we can alter your voices. So when do you say you come with some weird chat room? They mean into where is this it? Oh? Man? All right, well, well we'll let you guys work it out. Carry are did you get people to sit with you? All right, well, I'm gonna bring out Are you guys ready to get

this show going? There's so many more, There's so many more. Okay, hey girls, hi girls? May I touched you? So many lawsuits? Where are you from? I love it? Do you guys have that here? I live in Los Angeles now and I was at the dentist like six months ago and they were like, man I touch you. And then I went to the doctor like later that month and then he was like, MANNA touch you. It's like, if you

have to ask, may I touch you? I'm thinking there's probably a pretty good reason I should say no, Like, yeah, you're my doctor, you can do what were you planning on doing? Just giving me a mamogram and be like hong Um little a little litle, little little that's a motor boat. Wells, that's for Mexico. What's what'd you get that? Onesie off? It'll take four days, but I'll be exciting. I've got my lapland up, all business up top, all paradise below. All right, I'm gonna start off with a

prize I've put in before we get going. I put in you guys have all been tweeting. I have names of people, and I have presents and prizes as we go. I like I think it myself as a non creepy Santa Claus. Okay, we're oh Shannon from Salt Lacy. Well, Shannon, you gave me. You look like a cute lady. You look like you might want some lingerie to wow a lover. Nothing knocks the socks off like a gentleman like this

night shirt. Teddy bears make the best friends because they don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies, not like that other best friend because she's a real hog. They listen to all your problems. Just think of the sexy dancing. If you get a key to the fantasy sweet, for God's sake, bring this because you need to seal the deal. Please toss that to and from Salt Lake City, you guys more presents to come. Alright, we're gonna get this

show on the road. We have coming out first. My friend and he's really is what started all of this. He's a big friend of the podcast. You guys might know him from Seinfeld. He played Kenny ban Yon Steinfeld. He's Gold Dear or gold guy. That guy. He uh did a podcast with me and Wells was the guest. And when Steve found out that Wills has some sisters that Will says are kind of tough. Will's Heightener, who's a grown, grown man, and I'm going to be blue

tonight and I apologize the ladies and gentlemen. Uh. He was like, I'm gonna suck your sisters, and Wills was like whoa and he's like, I'm coming out of ashell. I was like, good luck with that. I don't think you're gonna seal that deal. Well, we came to Nashville because Heightener wants to hit on Will's and sisters, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Heiner, why will you accept the throw a t F. It's bad as bad as long as long by the way. These are goblets sent to us

by a woman named Rihanna. You guys may recognize these as the Falcons goblets. He he. When Robbie from JoJo's cheas In had a hometown visit, he wowed her with a wine glass for true alcoholics that could be tipped over and not broken, as was intended in France. So nice to meet you. May I attach you? So many lawsuits? Also? Also, I was told by management arden went out and there's six microphones, and she picked the worst one they wanted to They want you to switch your microphone. Great. Oh,

I feel so much better. It did feel bad, all right, but I often feel bad, so I can't tell us the child. I haven't been to Nashville for years. We went out last night. Oh my god, we went out last Night's Nashville. Yes, because we're pretentious. That's right, right, gentrification? What those out? What great restaurant we went to? We went to Lachland Table, excellent food, a little over price. That's my mom talking. Yeah, they saw you coming, Oh, they saw you coming. And then we went to the

Urban Cowboy for drinks. Urban Cowboy for drinks. And most importantly, we went to the lipstick lounge for Okay, that's what I went to. I went to a lesbian karaoke bar. Everybody's like, who brought their weird uncle? It's like we all did. Uh, Steven, you've watched I've known you a long time. You you watched The Bachelor? You watched it before I did. I do. It's on network television. Yes, I watch it. But you're you're an adult straightmail. Have you looked at this crowt No, I haven't really got

a good look at him. Yeah, what's the matter with her? Are you making fun of her? Nothing? Weren't. I thought you took a shot at her before and I tried to touch her and she was gonna sue me. Yeah. I mean, guys watched The Bachelor, aren't they? Yeah? I got you, boo, I got you boo. That's a real man. That's a real man. He's a little Those women are hot, aren't they. I always think it's unfair, man. The guys are all right. Yeah, the guys had a lot of

weird there's that falcon here, like what what man? These guys don't he doesn't have it anymore. But every guy except these guys, No, they don't look at them. It was Joe Joe's batch, not you guys. There was a lot of like it was like a swan and landed on the front. It was Chase and the Falcon. Yeah, but I mean the women are so hot you get there. If I was a woman on that show, I'm just gonna be a lesbian this month, chicks. That's not how it works. That's not how it worked. N't say every guy.

Can I tell you? Here's a ted know you have a hat on? Right? I got it from my new best friend Channing from Salt Like she made this. Are you jealous? Oh no, that's really what well made. Can I see you? You can't? You're not paying me enough. I'm not paying you anything. Um um, now, how excited are you just for this? How excited were you? I feel like we've moved into our television because we are legitimates. How many guys are like super fans of the Bachelor to get to come here and do like I was.

I filmed a show. I did this CMT show here all winter. It's going to be out this summer. It's called Still the King. And I was so happy. I went to Wells's radio station and I did the podcast with Danielle and James Taylor, and I literally couldn't sleep for like forty eight hours after. I was like, so, I was like so nervous. I'm like what I asked him? Oh my god, I'm the time. I was like, it was like, so it was like I was meeting Tom Cruise. Well,

look not jumping on couches and gets. I can send on my sets myself a heterosexual, sure, but that Wells is an attractive man. He's real cute. He's super cute. I like the ladies, I know, but if I ever hop over the fence, I hope I land on Wells. All right, we're gonna keep it moving, coming on next. You were best known as Kenny Bania. How many people here know him as Kenny ban Yeah? Oh on that note. Yeah,

because I'm a whore. We're all horse, We're all When I do my com the show, people are like, hey, you're not selling merch, you're not selling T shirts. You should sell who has more catchphrases than you? So now I have completely hoarded myself. I got the thong on the high heels on right now. That makes one of us a mean one. I'll sell you. That's Gold Jerry Gold. Yeah, and I'll sign it for you. And the thing is, if you don't want to buy one of these, that's

fucking fine too. I guess he'll say, Hi, take a picture, because I'm not an asshole, all right, I'm such an oh my an asshole? Not at all? Are you guys having fun? Okay? Coming up next? Coming up next, we have two ladies that are integral to this podcast. We have Integral Intrigue Goal. I hosted I Hope to Bad podcast. Things are not good for me Intrigue Goal, Integral, Thank you, good thing. I'm beautiful, good thing. My torso is so

long and beautiful, right wells um I? Okay. Coming up is my co host and the woman you might know her from Criminal Minds, but she's she's also on another period, but most importantly on her resume. And I'm going to ask all the mics to get turned up a little bit. That's all right? The Secretary of State for the will you accept this rose the most important podcast in history of the world. Ms Aaron Foley and Paget Bruised so

La is a tottle an air in a Paget. How many of you learned about this song Barracuda from Hard from our podcast because we tie you you needed to know Hard by Barracuda. Can we hear that one more time? This is my this is my karaoke song and sudden Okay, thank you too much. Wow. We were all take an acid and we're literally all gonna die tonight, so enjoy ourselves. We're all rolling onto some forms like some weird sweat lots, much like the one that they feel love it. I'n't

a cry. Four of you are gonna get engaged tonight, and I don't know who it's gonna be. Paget Aaron, you look beautiful. I think you are. Hasn't everyone seen your underwear? Yes? We get it home. They're doing the podcast. They had to talk me out of wearing my overalls, but I brought him for later. I have. I brought him for later. Will you you put this? We're rooming together because we're BFFs, and she she puts this beautiful half and on. She's like, fuck it, I'm gonna wear

my overalls. I was like, no, no, you're not gonna wear your over All I want to do is wear my overalls, but I'm going to change into my overalls for later. Yeah, did these crazy? The bike's okay? Okay, um paget Aaron. We really broke it down last night. I am so hungover. I don't eat it. I I drank like I was drinker. Can I just say I had one? I'm such a lightweight. She had a fumble. I had a thymble, which they called the thumble so

much that I thought it was called a thumble. And we were walking down the street and I was like, you don't say the word thumble a lot, do you like? Yeah, because it does not exist. I thought. I was like, I had two centimeters of wine at lachlan table and looked at our raider and said the following your dab. I was like, you're a durable She got the betchelor. You would have got to my Bachelor podcast and any sor and they were like, what the fun is wrong?

It was like two more thumbles and he would have come back to the table and be like, chack your pants. Literally he was like four years old. He was like, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. I'm gonna have to cut you off from your thumble of wine. Then this one gets so drunk were at the lipstick Lounge on the way home and the lips.

She goes, I don't know. I just marry that tender lady with the lip ring and byre a cabin in the woods with a fire pitch and just like get puppies with her and just like you know, just come here from Hollywood. Six was here and Aaron was like, what about me? Was? You're not marriage material? It's complicated. Wait and Katie and Anna in the back. Katy goes, my lift rating is gonna go down, like because she just she keept screaming at the lift driver. You're an animal.

You're just an animal or a man. You're an animal. You're an animal. I wish I didn't want dick, but I do. But if I didn't, if I did, you're an animal. Stare because you got a dick and you're an animal. And then I was like, I will you tube videos and how to build a fire pit. I will be your wife. She's like, she goes, no, I can't put that magic in a cage. Is what passion? She's like, you gotta be free. Wow, these two hold on. I am married to a man and he's lovely. We're

not a nodimal fight. I don't know. I was telling great cab driver, he and all the men were animals. I have no problems apparently when I drink a lot, though, but like maybe six or seven percent lesbian and me has a lot to say it. And he said, start picking a spouse and a mistress and a house with a fire bitten off, you know, outside of Nashville. Not right in Nashville. Right? And it's too expensive? Yeah, Stephen, what what did you think of last night's festivities? But

you've never met them before. Well again, I'm a heterosexual, okay me? Thanks? So death protest too much? Well, he's happened over that thing, and he's gonna looking very and he was wellsy and he's got my romper onesie and I thought I'd like four days to get that off of her and watch out. Well, are you guys ready for the real show? You guys? What is going to happen? Can I to say? All of you have exceeded my expectations? This is the old You guys are the only people

that mean anything to me anymore? Can we touch your fries? So many laws suits? What is that? What are you eating? All? Right? May I touch your pickle. Okay, so many last years? Thank you? May I touch you? I don't know, thumbo, get another thumbo? Yeah, I'm too northern for that. But it's the Lusus Dandies. Everybody's Dandy's runnerable. Look all right, oh my god, what the fund you discuss this? That's the same size as Robbie's mug. Would you fucking swim?

Here's second California. They came from l A. All right, really like fucking joke. Yeah, but are you ice in it? So that counts? Is water? That's responsible drinking. That's all you do. Hot shit in the back. I see you and I like you. I want all of you to know that I see you and I like you, and

I'm gonna got to bring you up a present. The person coming to this stage, I consider like if I was in Paradise wearing a romp or tunic, this person would always always get my rose until I got knocked out by one of the twins or Ashley, I Who'll be crying and offering up a virginity, and I'd be like, I can't get here with that. I got a hat on, and it's sucking Mexico. It's like dumb and dumber with those You guys you might know him um as my future ex husband's who you also might know him. He

is a local radio DJ. He's also the man that really brought all this together. Mr Wells Adams, everybody, so well sits here? Well sits here? Well sits here? Well, get here, get yet, stake your medicine, you make your well come here next to get you right next to her? Is this the funked up Mike? Yeah, that's the perfect Is there a better mike? Because she times she time spot? Huh, guys, look at this well Adams? Everybody, well, how do you think it's going so far? You're in professional radio? Would

you call this fun? Or or you? It's a combination of the two. I think, thank you, that's my specialty. Most importantly, do you like me in my hat and my cold shoulder? Oh my god, thank you? Guys. I think I want to feel like I got it happen. Oh my god, we're ready for Lapland. Oh my god, we're ready for Lapland. Oh my god. You knew you knew Salt Like City, you knew Ray all right? Winter wedding, Hello, sleeping together for quite some time. Reality Steve. Oh my god,

Reality Steve, do you read him? I don't either. Do you guys read when James is on it? I think no, I don't read it. I don't want to know. I like to keep it agree. I was angry at Reality Steve that he dropped the Rachel bomb. What Rachel bomb? Oh? This is a guy that Reality Steve, let's talk about our podcast revealed that Rachel was the next Bachelor and something ABC had to release the news. I don't think so. I think they wanted to scoop. I think they were like, sorry,

and I know your friends with him. I think they were born with Nick, and they were like, guess what Rachel's coming? And we're like, hey, sorry, I know he's your friend. Well, well you you were the one that was brave enough to go out with us last night. Yeah. So I've been on her podcast once before and it was the day after Mentel all yeah, I think right, yeah.

Uh so after after that show, there's like a cast party and everyone got wasted, and then I had to do her show at like noon or it might have been like four. It might have been like four or thirty, but it felt like hot garbage death and I was so hungover and I felt so bad about it. And then uh fast forward to today, Uh so hungover because I went out with you. So I only do your

show hungover. I only know you was super hungover and like sweating out alcohol, and I like it like that it keeps you at a slight disadvantage, like I'm gonna make some mistakes. Okay. I remember like the first that I didn't ever stand like I'm a huge Seinfeld fan, so like I didn't know he was gonna be at the first taping and I was like, holy sh it, it's Banya. And the first thing you said to me was yeah, I can smell the alcohol come at you.

And I was like, let me tell you, I've been all over the world with Steve and he can drank and that is what I'm talking about. Well, then we bonded and and I gave you the good news that I was going to have sex with both of your sisters and we I am ahead of a sexual Now here's my question. We basically set this up for Steve to hit on your sisters. Are they here? Now They're

not here? Where are they? If you heard it? Like if he comes from one of those Kardashian families where everybody has the same letter so well as a sister are wet and wild. No, I thought it was wet and white. Wet and white. Yeah that's what you said. Yeah, you were on fire. You were on fire trying to you were like recall on the same podcast, I did say I was gonna make love to your mother, didn't that?

J Moran her kids doing great, you guys, minute, it's got so she takes it on walks with her leash. It's got a posable thumb as you do. Um. You know you guys met Wells for the first time last night. Yeah, were you razzled? Well? I had I had to write a request out for karaoke before he arrived. He was texting songs for us to put in, and so I had to lesbo bar pretty much the only lesbo in the bar, even though it was a lesbo bar. Um. And I walked up to and I gotta urns, like

this is what he wants to sing. So it was like name Wells, title date rape by Sublime and a lesbian lesbian bar. And I just handed that and I was like, well, that's a bold call to go. That's how I met well I did number one. Normally I wake up hungover and I have like the moral hangover, you know, and can guys said those things, it did those things. Uh, today I didn't have that. I felt very strongly about that song love Sublime. I come from

like central California. Bradley Knewell rest his soul. All right, thank you. One person knows what I'm talking about here. And the best part about last night. First of all, the song is it it's a good message. It does end well like the guy that does the thing. Yeah, he gets in a lot of trouble. Uh, you're defending a Sublime song. Am He's an amazing That's amazing that it's at it is. But I realized when I got up on stage in front of a large audience of women,

feminist women, that this was not the smartest stunt. Well, I killed it. You it. Maybe there's like a pro date rape bar. You could get up and sing that song. We should. You should google that and see if there's isn't that all bars? Stadi's now you shifting gears. You were in Paradise, so you were known, you were in JoJo's season and we were all rooting for you. I think we all liked you. Um, we had one of somebody emailed us from tweet. People tweeted some questions, So

we have some questions for you from some of our listens. Perfect. Um, well, this is from at Sammy Buscher. Who is a better kisser, Ashley or Joejo. That's a good question actually, um well, considering that I got I got dumped and sent home in Argentina after I kissed Jojo the first time. Yeah, yeah, that's a brutal thing to have happened to you on National TV. It was like everyone was waiting for this amazing moment that happened, and we finally make out, and

then it was like three hours later. She was like, Okay, you need to get Yeah, wasn't that great? Was it as bad as the Fireman outfit? I gotta be honest, So, like, I don't know if you remember, but like the oh I remember, it was really hot. Oh my god. Okay, So I got out of the limo with all for one. I got out of the limit with all for one. They saying, I swear, and it was super cool, and

I like, I actually I felt cool behind you. And then the rest of the show was dedicated to making me look so effeminate, and it was very hard to watch back because I had to get out of limo thing where I look cool, and then I almost died in a fireman day and then I played football, and that they had like the last touchdown to be like Derek stripping it away from me and running for a touchdown, which is not how it went. By the way, killed it that game three touchdowns, su picks. They didn't show

any of that ship. And then the last thing is that they put me in a unitard and they were like swim around in this pool and then make out with her and then she sends me home. So the whole thing was a lot of me like you in a pool in the sky were like above you were like sliding in a unitard. But let me ask you, so, what size was that fireman uniform? It wasn't small enough.

Did they have an excess? Wasn't clear because they didn't do a lot of football challenges if I recall, because they feel like they didn't feel like they were angling it rigged? Yeah, it was it rigged? Was it ricked? Were they can catch it? As our conspiracy theorist, as you guys do you think that they were like setting it up because they're like, we want her to pick Jordan's. And is it true that equipped but bald bean damn Yankees in Las Vedas? Because if that is the game,

I haven't heard that one. No one qus football to me in the Yankees US bang he would, Damn Yanks, he would. I feel like he was the last century musical. Damn Yankees. What years when your brother is Aaron Rogers, they don't even talk. You're like, I'm gonna do damn Yankees tap dance out of my way? Did it feel like they were rigging it towards Jordan's? Yeah? I remember, like, uh,

you guys, can price speak to this as well? Like I remember thinking that like he was like the the front runner, Like I remember he was just like all right, let just see how far we can go with this thing. I guess because this guy's gonna win. He's got phenomenal hair, I's too much for me. And the peg jeans Lady jeans, and the way he walked it was like, yeah, do you guys, do you know I could man? You know jeans?

Do you remember the look? Do it? So? It's too bad this doesn't feel like so he had a very weird walk and all and it was okay, so I gotta put this down, okay, oh, yes, for those of you listening at home or in the car killing simulation, as we all made fun of his walk, and like they cut it all out because you know they can't make him look bad. I guess and so, but I remember that it was that walk, and then it was it always ended yes, and like wink at the k

he was to smile. He was good at kissing her against walls. But other than that, it didn't feel. I didn't feel it like I did like him throwing her up against the library shell. Don't go into jas hand but anyway, du damn yankees? Does anybody here have a question for wealth? Rose your hand on? I don't want to pick on the spot. You don't have to, Okay, Bunny, come up, what's here? We're gonna get you out of mike for one second. What's your name? Love e? Come?

Are you gonna tell me? And I'll stay it into the mike. What's your question? Where are you from? You're from Michigan. Thank you for coming in. You look adorable. Um? What is your question for wells? Oh? My god. So the question is Carl Carl. Wells has a dog named Carl, and she wants to know what Carl is doing right now. But Heightener is convinced that that's the name for his dick, because he goes Carl down, Carl down. I was like, all right, he never every time we're with Wells, he

never wants to talk to us. There's always something else happening. And it was like Carl was up Apparel and he wanted Carl to go down where we were talking to him. Didn't you have a woman over last? I think Wells does all right with the lady. Her name is Carl. What's Carl doing right now? Carl's at my sister's house right now. Who actually took care of Carl when I was like gone filming and so like if you watch, no one cares about exactly Yes, yeah, he's over wet

or wipes house. I don't know which one, um and uh, well one before the other. I kinda I kind of do one. And the reason why Carl has no I don't know if people know this, the reason why Carl has his own Instagram. I'm not like a narcissist dog on I am but like, I'm not really and so when I left, obviously Carl is a big part of my life. And so when you go to UH Paradise or you go on the Batch shirt, they take your phone away from you, and so you have no outside

contact with with anyone. And I didn't give a shit about my family or my friends. I just really cared about my dog. So I started an Instagram account for Carl. And then I remember asking a producer, Hey, you don't need to look at my Instagram account. I just want you to look at corals. And so every day I had my sister post a new picture of Carl, so I knew he was okay, very clever. I love it. Here's my question to you. Was Carl dressed up in fancy out that's like my book a fancy cat because

I can make that happen. I'm just saying, that's a good that's a good Carl star. That's a panty dropper, that story story. I'm just gonna get this hold on, just gonna you gotta zip the back. I haven't used the ladies room for four days. Okay, before we bring up our next gip, before, will you stay up here while we bring up the next and will you pick a person from the hat? I have another present. Here we go. Who do we have here? Oh my god?

Kiki r Win from Calgary? Where are you? Kiki? Stand up? Kiki? I have a present for you Calgary. You know what, Kaka from Calgary, catter. You're getting my prize, possession of my cal Danielle is going to be piste. Danielle's pissed, Danielle pissed. Alright, alright, you're not getting this, Danielle, You're getting even better. I made these special for the show. And if this is not your right size, I also am a horror and um I will be. I made these up, pink. May I touch you? So many lawsuites

to sure and I'll be selling after the show. I'm happy to sign them. Or do you just come say hi? I don't really care. Milanny, thanks for coming for Calgary. If it doesn't fit and that's wow, Wow, you didn't quite make it to Calgary. Taking a page out of George Rogers book, if I had been a lesbian competing for Jojo Brow, I've ever seen in my entire life. What are you for? It's just like a tea buggame. I am not an athlete. I am. I'm not an athlete, but I do have a could shoulder. Did you get it?

I also see you, I see you. I have men shirts and I see you. Side note, where's that man who's here? Drove from Florida but for his fiftieth birthday? And that's a fucking hot call, sir you all right, there may be really personal information in here. This is my notebook from the first two seasons of our show. That's literally my hands writing. It's just just like gay gay gay. This is the ramblings of a maniac as I watched look at this lame, lame her and me

for the US write no hooker ships. This is this is a kind of professional operation. I run that the gentleman from Florida. That's your happy what's your name, sir Mark? Happy birthday? Mark Mark. Promise me you will invite your friends over and you will take turns imitating her voice reading those pages. Please shred that. I don't know what's in there. I don't know what's in there. Whatever's just like a symphony of like hand drawn dick mix that

it's already off the shoulder. That isn't really Thank you so much, thank you so much. How are you guys doing? May I touch you? Did you just do me? This side? I see you and I love you. There we go coming up next the Only and tested from next season. Brave enough to face this disaster. You know what it takes. It takes an ability to work in a hospital and get paid for it. None of us have any skills.

She is funny. Put your hands together for Danielle. I'll work out, curly, I'll work out, and this is what I see. Stop, I got get my pants and show it, showing the show. Show I'm sexy and I know it. You guys, dann Yeah, look at this drinking water, Danielle. I believe you know Stephen and well Aaron and Paget. I'm sorry. I don't have a sister for you. You know what? You know what? We can make one? Are you sad? Are you saying you're here? You're a human female?

It's not meatically, I don't think that's medically possible. That was like, unless you're also disgusting, I can't make it. You are a human female. Stephen. Danielle needs to know I am a heterosexual. You're gonna have to go through. Well, you might want to start. See the point like every woman on that show smoking hot, right, let's make a sister. Hey, lady, you want to make her brother? I don't know why. I'm sorry, I don't know why. I don't know why

I said that. Was that an impression? Yes it was. I think it's great. I think that's a great. So we can't turn each other. Guys, do you want to make a cousin? Girls? Girls, you're both pretty? Steve Steve Wightner has two sisters, and when they were fighting growing up, his dad would walk through and it didn't He wouldn't even payted. He just walked through and go, girls, girls, you're both pretty, as if that's what they were arguing about.

I'm prettier now, I'm prettier. My dad was a real communicator, Like I would never say anything to me. I would be sitting on the couch watching sports. You'd walk through the room and go, who are you rooting for a ship? Ahead? I got the other guys, you know what? And that's how you become a comedian. Um, Danielle, thank you so much for joining us. Than how about this one? You are? Is that your buddy? I've got friends over there guys, we got we got funked up with them last night.

Oh my god, are you okay? You guys fun? You guys all have good voices the sick down. I got excited. I just wanted to strut um daniel Good. So you were from Nick's hometown and technically, oh they lie from Wakashaw. What the funk? How can you pretend to be from Waukeshaw? I didn't ever written, but why did they? Where are you from a tiny unincorporated town called Colgate? No, they don't make toothpaste. Towns are incorporated. And what is unincorporated?

Man talking about? I really have no idea. You're making all this up. You don't pay taxes, you don't have a railroad station. What is? She hates babies? She's a sister, and it just gets creepier. That sounds good. That sounds good though, that sounds like, well, your sister made the right choice. I'm thinking Heydener should have sang my song last night. Oh my god, Now, Danielle, how did you get how did you get to be on the bastard? Did you apply or did somebody apply for you? Actually,

one of my friends semended me for a show. Who was your friend? Her name's Jenny and she's still your friend. Yes, did you know she was doing it? Or did you find out afterwards when like Chris Harrison's like, here's a horse to ride up on. I'll see you in Calabasas Um I found out when I got a got an email and phone call and it's like, okay, well this is real. Wow? Were you excited? Like were you all four where you're like, what the fund just happened? And

what month I could offer you that same sensation? Oh my god, Steve to the show. I'm going to take a lot of time. Windowless van, pay no attention to the fan behind the building. This it just says Candy on it now. Pageant Aaron, have a few questions for you. Blame on me, not not Yeah, oh hider, it was gonna be laying on Wells over the fence later she's coming around. No, she's not. Okay, I can okay, I'm gonna let me ask this and you don't have to answer.

But did you as I and all of America felt you were way too good for Nick, like it just you just knew it. You were just like, oh no, pearls before swine. He does not deserve you, right, right, did you guys seal that? I mean it was clear right? And she and she delivers babies. I was like, I was excited for Nick. I was super excited for Nick, and then I felt like there was I feel it down were giving of the show? Remember, and we were like excited about Nick. It was the beginning of the show.

Didn't you have the first date and it went? It was great? Girl? Like you were in that island off of San Diego called I don't know, but I've been there San Diego and they have taffy there Coronado, Coronado great. I have no idea, I know I was. I flew in a helicopter and landed on everybody finds in helicop Do you get nerks that you have to go in helicopters as a prerequisite when you're on the Batchelor's so excited? Were excited? Oh yeah, I want a free helicopter ride.

Yeah you should go. Try to get at Rachel, buy her a cabin and a and some seven of me as a lesbian. When I'm really drunk, I'd like to throw my hat in the ring. Could we get paget a six pack, staff like a bucket. You have a bucket and a straw like steep this ship moving. Yeah, you thought I was bad last night. I'm sticking with beer. Yea articulously. Can we get paget of white wine? What's

the local what's the local beer? It's an ip put it in a bucket, alcohol, a bucket whatever, fumble of liquor. But I do want to know, at a certain point did you realize, Oh yeah, I mean like I kind of knew it wasn't that my guy, but I wouldn't. I mean, like, what does that say about Vanissa? Then? I mean she's so listen, I'm marrying my friend's husband's

It's okay. No, I think we were so excited because initially, right like on paper, Nick was fun, like we were all excited, you know, I think we can say that, and then we were excited for you too, and then you know, every week we're like no, not just yeah. I just think there's so thing, there's something. And I don't know Vanessa. I've never met her, God knows, I've said terrible things in this such a creep. So she she has like a like a ten percent possibly sinister,

and I feel like you are. No, they're tight, don't you think? Not sinister, not like punching children, but like some wait or here's the one. Did you guys get together like after the first couple of weeks and maybe you were thinking, okay, like this isn't my man? Um? Did you guys get together and discuss like who's in the lead? Who are you rooting for? You talked about that every night before we went to the bed. Alright, so so we need to follow up happening. It was

was Vanessa like our Jordan's? Was it clear? Was it? Was it pretty obvious? I mean, did she do a cool hair flip? Did she walk? He? Did she walk with her the sophie of her guard? She can walk in the room and just like man, that hare just goes everywhere. It's beautiful. And when you're talking before you go to bed, what do you what are you wearing? Isn't it a Teddy Bear night shirt? Negligion? Is there is there an accessible window? Oh my god, that is a room filled with women. You had a shot and

it's over. Um. Now, people wanted to know somebody tweeted and they wanted to know if something else went down at that volleyball game because it felt more tense. Yes, here is the deal. I love you go. That was a great question. Yeah, that was a great question from a man. You can let us know after, But that was from somebody. It was like a Katie or a kat or yeah all right there, right there, Oh my god,

thank you? What do you do? Katie's really great question because everyone just looked like weird crying because we must know. They told us that, um, the winning team was going to get time with Nick. There was a whole bunch of drama that went down here. But I don't know if I can actually talk. That's why we asked the question. Yeah, we can edit it out. How about just for this room and then we'll edit it out. It's yeah, everyone was just mad at each other. Name Rachel was mad.

Come on, We got on a point to edit that out out. Who was the girl that who was the girl that was fighting a lot that was throwing people down at that game? I would not win it. You saw me throw that shirt. I wouldn't stand a chance. I wouldn't stand was next level and in the cutaway, she was she was given the ball more air so she could Yeah, well, if there was a question from you from Fox at Foxy kind of stand what seventies art rock band will you be pushing on this season

of Paradise? Talking Head doesn't really that much of an art That was a pretty big that's true. Are you using from you? Yes, baby doll? Okay, what would you like? So what are you gonna By the way, I think Stop Making Sense as one of the greatest albums of all Yes, and also Rescue Shanthan Demi who created that video. So what are you gonna push? You have no idea what we're talking about out a second you last met. In my mind, I was like, maybe we'll wear a

robber when we go to Paradise. I like to look this up before I go to Paradise and hanging out that hot tub and help James Taylor. Okay, but I feel like you need to know you slide it over the rum. Is that what you do? And that's what you do in the bathroom, and you guys got naked in your bathroom talking about happening the bathroom. You slide it over. But let's say it's like, oh my god, he accepted my rose, but I'm in a wrong rubber?

Is there like a full pant suit or is it like the short little the short one that's not doing my proportions any favors. I know what, I'm anyway out in those in this oh thank you and this, um, um, you slide it over in a robber you don't actually stripped down pants on. You have to be sure I'm getting a sense of it. Well, I don't wear robbers anymore, um,

but I should. Okay, we have one more question. Well, we were all thinking, like, if you could choose a dude to like go on a date with or just fast forward, bang, whatever, who would it be like out of any season or b I P or whatever excluding the guys here, is there like someone you were like, Oh, I'm crushed out on that dude or anything, you know, because a lot of people seasons and season. Yes, while the even were on it, obviously I watched Paradise and like,

that's it. That's my Bachelor knowledge. She's really she's really disappointed with the current stock of guys. Oh, I understand me. When Rachel Rachel's guys coming up that bad. That was bad. But anyway, I'm excited about that. I'm so excited for Rachel. But oh my god, wait, can you answer a question? Do you sign a nondisclosure agreement? Not during the show? Like, now, have you signed something that means you can't answer certain questions? How long does it last? Say? Are you allowed to

answer that question? Who of anyone on any iteration of the Bachelor Bachelor atte franchise? Would you want to hook up with if you could? Because you might be going on Bachelor? You can't tell us right, she's not wearing a tweet suit because she's not smart and I can't pronounce her. I can't ask words TV. Did you say Peter for Wisconsin? Oh, he's such a base. Do you only date guys on television who are from wiscons That's really limited? So she's gotta type. No, I'm just saying

it's really feel better? Like where did where were all these attract leven from Wisconsin? When I lived there? Are you gonna go on Badcheo in Paradise? Can we can? You can ask? Like, can I copy your sciredual Advisor? Only if you wear the green ferry? What's the green the green Fairy? You're the green fairy from when you were when you were with the absent Fairy? Yes, go together and you just be hammered on apps if the adults terrible advice. We shot that in Prague. I was

pretty high. All right, do you guys have any you're not answering you want to go to answer? She's not answering us, guys. I mean, can't be fun. Okay, she's totally gonna be getting on it. She is on it. She is on it. I know, Yes, I think you'll find love. I have a question before we move on. Did anybody have any question? Chloe from New York City, but Rhode Island. We're in Rhode Island. I'm from Rhode Island, little Compton by the Beach. I don't know South County.

I would to save Kingston High School? We would, yall? I didn't get kicked for the team? Okay, code for I would? So do you? And what's your question for Danielle's smallest So I'm curious if you can be honest about it? What do you really think of Karn? Oh? That's a good question. We love. Can I give my answer first? Yes? To be more of a dick than you have to be? Ye, he's always looking up for me. You know us, I hear and I've known each other long before, like we were ever on the television show.

It was. It was a very weird situation when when I came back and we were hanging out and I knew that you were going to be on the show, and then we all went out with Luke and we were like, don't talk to her because you might have to meet him a little and that didn't happen. Yeah, by the way, side, note, just heay Castle today? What yeah, yeah today, he couldn't handle it. You know what, We've got the sexiest beasts here, So okay, all right, hold on,

I don't answer your question. I don't even know. I've never met her before. Just first opinion, she loves she loves the camera. She loves the camera. But I will but I will say this, I think that she's the smartest person that I've seen them that show. Because so

here's the thing. So on my season, there was a guy in chat who was a total asshole in that world, right, but he couldn't verbalize his assholeness in I t M S, which is where like you're just looking at straight at the camera right in the moment, it's like we're just looking at the camera. We learned that day I'm like Barbara Walters tonight. Okay. So so he would just be a dick in front of all of us and would

be like, what's happening? But he couldn't verbalize what he was trying to say in it t M S. I don't I don't know if he just couldn't figure it out or what have you. Uh, So we would all you'd see it TM s of us like explaining what happened to Chat. The genius of Karin was is that she was crazy like in with everybody, and then she'd go back to I T M S and like kill it with like her narration of what happened. So it was the freaking karn Show. Can I tell you? Because

we had Nick on too much. I just ain't to know about Chat. Life's not all blueberries and paper play. That's the thing though. He actually he was great television as a villain, but genuinely was so mentally unstable that there was a lawsuit coming so they had to let

him where she's not gonna hit anybody. She I mean, she hits like arden throws like it's not going to connect, like a champion, like a fucking champion, Like a champion I could see her trying to like hit someone where she just like threw her boobs out, her screamer in her bountyhouse. Um well, and so now, Joy Danielle. Before we move on, let's hear Karan Kuran, Karan, you've nice skin. Thank you, I too. So many lawsuits like oh man, so like by the end of my time on the show. Actually,

she's funny. She's funny, funny, but she's been manipulative as hell, and she's a lot smarter than people give her credit for. Okay, were you guys Karin fans? Okay, we're split. They're split. We're split, Hi, Brian, Yeah, you know what I mean. She she grew on me, but overall I was like, oh, I couldn't take she into I know, Taylor's your friend, but two of them finding I was like, so she's hired clearly has hired two or three publicists since the

correction because she's she's got a product. She's in the tabloids, like in the Little Box. You have to pay publicists to be in that stuff, like she's because I need a new wardrobe. Alright, I'm a sucker for a woman who can crush an I T M all right, is anybody even more questions for Danielle, milady, what's your name? Take? Where are you from? Saying? Clear? For that? What is your what's your question? Love? You can see your comments,

say the comment and put an next clamation point again. Okay. She feels like with current situation, she's a girl. Yes you are, Yes you are? Okay? Put her to racy and what a girl that are that way? No? No, no, it's you. That's not true. Hanging out with guys, this is about to be a very We accept your feeling and I feel like you you know what. I hope that's not the truth for you. You're moving forward in your life because that sounds you don't need to be

that over. You need to hang out with us. You need to hang with us. You need to hang out with us. You can't carry okay at Lipstick Lounge? Keep this show. You want to drink till you black out? Are you guys having fun of us? Wells and Danielle? Are you kidding me? Elegant? Smart? The best we have more? Coming up next is a man who I feel like won over our hearts on Joe Joe season. He was so sweet he sang her the most beautiful song we are. I got to hang out with him. He's such a

gem of a gentleman. Put your hands together for James ten fine, put it in your mouth and you put it back with James Taylor. Ladies and gentlemen, have a c James Taylor, come on, just has some beautiful fries. Oh my god. And I don't know what that man drink. Yeah, yeah, thank you that happened. Well, good thing, it's spill. Thank you. Thankfully it was on my phone so that all works out. Okay, James Taylor, thank you so much for coming off. Glad

to be here. Thank You's up, guys, Nashville. How cute is James Taylor in person? Can I just say now? You were on with Wells Boy and we love him? Yeah, I love him. I'm sorry you're not alone. I know, I knew. We've had a lot of thimbles of liquor together. Yea. So you're you're from Texas and you recently moved to Nashville. Yeah, three months ago to Nashville. I love this place, man. Yeah.

Have you at Paget and Erin. I've nothing remember FaceTime with having ABC with Eric he FaceTime just while we were safe at all. I get I go to jail in many states, I feel like but yeah, I was like I was going to a gig. Remember you're you're in l A. Yeah, yeah, they were in l A. And I was like driving like this. It was you got some thick legs, dude, I don't think a little bearer in Texas. You should see every I mean, yeah, on of these legs. Everything is bigger in Texas. It's

a safe space. Heiner, Are you excited to meet James Taylor? I am. You know, when I want to address the elephant in the room, go for it, go for a sexual What is that? And I know you hear this all the time, but I've never done this to you, and I want to hear about it. The idea when you are named Jane, Yeah, what is that? All right? Anyone want to know a little bit about there? So when did you realize you were named James? Can I tell you the exact moment? Yes, But because I've been

dying to hear, I'm sure Texas, Texas. No, I remember the moment that I knew something was different with my name. My dad's James Taylor. His dad's James Taylor. Your dad is James Tyler, Jim. He's awesome. But it's not that it's not who you think say, but it's it's just my dad. It's you know, he's just my dad. But you know, I'm wondering why I'm going. It was fifth grade. I was like checking out a library book and they're like, James Taylor, I've seen you enough, and I'm like, why

you seeing you song to me right now? You know, like this is really weird, like and this kept happy name. Yeah. So I'm like, why is everyone sing to me? Why do they say my name? Why do they be like James Taylor? And finally went home it was like, mom, dad, why does everyone sing and say weird things and smile when I tell them my name? Because you're special? Because I'm so special? Well that was that was here for the first three or four times, and then came, oh, yeah,

there's a big singer that everyone knows huge. Wol have a follow up question? Uh? And then you decided to become a singer songwriter. Yes, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna take this one too. Your questions. People want to know. So then you said, I'm I very I would think you would either go completely one eighty from that, and I'll tell you what I'm not gonna be. It's a singer songwriter. Yeah, that would make sense. But then you went,

I'm gonna be a singer songwriter. That's what I did, right, And then you thought James Taylor would be a good name. Doesn't sound very small now that you're talking about it in retrospect. I didn't think that one through on this one, and it's James Taylor, the one like would you rather be named Johnny Cash? Oh, that's a good question, that's a good one. I mean, well, I don't know. I don't even know. How can you ask me that I

just did? How can we ask anything? Maybe I say, it's very annoying to throw your middle name in there. My name is McCoy, like my middle names McCoy. So I throw my middle name in there. I say, James McCoy's Taylor, which is long and it's word and it's breathy and I hate it. But it's like, that's my middle name. I don't need to be James Taylor, so McCoy, Like, you know, I just do it. I just throw it in there. If y'all you'll know the hat fields of McCoy's, like,

that's my family, the McCoy. So think about James McCoy Taylor. I don't know if you people know that. I just want to give you a little information. You know, when mass murderers, whenever they whenever they find them, they always give you the three names they do. They do killers. But there aren't a lot of James McCoy that's true. Now, well, James, if I'm gonna bring I I know there's been recently you had you and we talked about this if this was okay to discuss. There's so so you on the seat.

You were sort of like they you were the nice guy in the season and which we went. And I gotta tell you, I've hung out with James Tiller and he's the best and he's a sweet pie. And it seemed like you were having some feelings of the soul of like I maybe like maybe you've been enjoying the spoils of beyond television. You were having some feelings about it.

Is that accurate there? And we're here to say And I just know that as a lady who does stand up and I tore I feel like a lot of male comedians um, and I don't want to insult you, but I feel like a lot of a lot of guys I know who were are male comedians maybe didn't get the girls as much as like like the Jordan's of in high school. And so when you were on stage for the first time and you started doing well, did you all of a sudden have women hitting on you?

And did you enjoy it? If women started wanting me? I was in the fifth grade, I was at the library. You know this story. Did you start getting ladies because you were on stage? And funny? Look, I went with two things when I was young. I went with humor and hygiene. Most men can't master both of them. Me is true. I mean you girls have limited choices like humor and hygiene. All right, might as well, But like

you would say that, like you enjoyed. I think a lot of guys like all of someone you get successful, you start getting the ladies and and that's fun. I mean when you started doing how many women did you funk on the road. Let's get to it. By the way, there's a thing I learned about the group. I don't know.

This guy started to stand up. There is this thing called the comedy condo where like every one of the guys you stay when you tour, and like at first when I would tour, I was stay in the comedy condos and all my disgusting guy friends and be like, oh yeah, like three girls. I'm like, like I needed to be in a hotel from now on, Like I don't want to sleep for like every boy in the country just having sex with women. But you did any quickly?

How many ladies did you have? But it was a lot, you would say, it was a lot in the beginning when I was yeah, and you want to say, oh, look I can do this, Yeah, and that's okay. We're here to say we think that's okay. And that was available today, James, what happened? What happened? Yeah, I'll just tell you about it. Is that can I do that? Yeah, I'll tell you about what happened. Um. I was a very normal guy. Um, I you know, I was just a normal guy. And my parents are very My parents

and my family's are they're very strict. I mean they're very like black and white and this is right and this is wrong in the very moral and they well, madam, they love God and I and I did too, and I think and they think there's a certain way to live and that's how you should live. And and and I'm I'm struggling still with what I really believe and who I really want to be. And and the truth is is it's like, you know what you can. You can love God and be a good person and do this.

Um at the same time, you can't just do whatever the hell you want, you know, in my in my opinion, in my because I'm talking about being if you, if you write, if you, if you really want to stand for something, you can't just do whatever the hell you want. And I'll tell you right now, every single one if you I did whatever the hell I wanted, you're saying that you had the opportunity. And and I'm saying that after this show. Same. No, it's not funny. I'm genuinely asking.

I'm telling you I'm after the show, not because of me, because of a show, because because of fame and because of a show, and because of this perception, people were like, Hey, he's the nice guy, he's this he was on a TV show. I want to sleep with him because it'll make me seem cooler. And I took advantage of that and it wasn't. I felt like it wasn't. They took advantage of you as well. Yeah, but this was a two way street you maybe, so you know, I'm for

the problem in this scenario. Rights, It's like, that's just like part of it. I'm not saying you're gonna be like, you know, a fucking whore for forty years, but you have a window where you're like, all right, I'm kind of like rolling good guy. And then you're on a show when you're a musician, like that's just part of like rock star living. It doesn't mean you're gonna like bang eight hundred chicks. But I don't think there's a you know what, you know what I like, I'm a

horror on stage. Everyone's like, no, we've never slept with anyone, but it feels like it feels like it's not comfortable for you anymore, and like you did it and now you want The problem is he's not comfortable, feel that he's unhappy in there. Up, let me wrap it up and make this funny again. I'll wrap it up. Let me wrap it up one more time. That that story is just it's gonna get your late well, I don't know.

Let me just tell it. Gth control. Let me yea, let me just let me just st I just know if you're not beating yourself up for because you do have a biological imperative to impregnate as many people as possible, you still have a lizard brain. It's totally fine. And all of us. All of us though, women cheat with a cave caveman looking men when they're ovulating because they want to us, not everyone, that's true. What are you

talking about? Look, let me let me end my thing, said pet Well, somebody get her a bucket of wine for a Yeah, I did another beer. Okay, I'll say I'll say my last thing. My thing is just that. To me, it's like, you know, I mean, they're right, that's in my brain. It is. It's like it's hard Wells. Those I tell Wells all the time, like I don't know what you're talking about. Hey, I tell I'm like, you know, Wells, I'm like, dude, you know, like I'm doing this and he's like he tries to, of course

discourage me from doing the things I'm doing. But I'm just saying, no, he does. I've never met this man before. I'm just saying I'm just saying it is weird, your life changes. People slide into your damns, beautiful women come at you. And then one day, for me, I went too far with it, at least for personally. I was like, I just want to be I don't think it's right to just have sex with a bunch of women. I don't.

I don't think it's okay. It's been a month and a half for me, so had sex and yeah, I'm jacking off a whole I'll be honest, And yeah, I went out. I went out on Broadway last side. I'm like, I need to get the home because I want to second you. I want to put a big that's the truth you Alright, before we wrap this up, James Taylor, are you gonna not go try to put a baby in, but go try to put a ring on Raven? Is that going to happen? Yeah? Raby was just here in

Nashville two days ago for the first time. Two days ago. Wait, how did it go? It was? It was wonderful, Actually it was wonderful. She was saying her New satur Road. It was pretty gay, was feeling it. And did you guys go out alone on a date? You and Ravens. Did you go out like no, no, no, no, no, no. We It was actually the opposite of a date. It was very much like, let's meet at Valentine and get really wasted on a on a roof together everybody. This

was my thought. This was like, She's like, I'm with my friends from my fair birthdays. Let's all go get lit on a roof that you know that's a dry So I just I just joined. It was just like me and then but then it became like serious talk later, like you know, my god, it sounds like a pre paradise kind of seeds for your Can I be your spiritual adviser in Mexico? You already are. Look at your hat right now, you're something Mexico like this outfit. I

can't thank you enough. I have two things, well, Danielle James Taylor, what's up? Because you're right there, Um, I'm going I have two things I want to give you, daniel because you wanted it so badly. Crack hurt with my drink, the cat and Crack and T shirt. This is my favorite T shirt and I'm giving it to you. It's a cat, crack and T shirt. And there's another thing. There's a man there who did our artwork, who made the most amazing paintings, and he flew in from Connecticut

and he just adores you. He's a talented artist. Casey Runing, you have a present for Danielle, don't you CAZy? Come on up, Come on out, Casey? Right everybody? Oh my god, come Should I be scared? No? No, come on up, Come on up, Casey. Where did you fly in from Connecticut? You're from Connecticut, right, they He's from Careful. Okay, okay, so this is Casey Ron and you guys, and they're gonna go funk in the bathroom. Okay, this is Danielle. This is James Taylor. This is case This is James Taylor.

Oh my god, now you you made something for Danielle. You just speak into the mic. Yeah, okay, well what did you make? Sir? So I sat down to make my fantasy leak picks? Everybody does. I looked at the ABC bios on ABC dot Com. Yeah. I knew that you're a woman of substance because you were the first girl that did not say that she wanted to be the Little Mermaid. Wow, it is one of my favorite movies. Next, Yes, it's neither here nor there anyway. So I made this

this uh this portrait. Oh my god, let's say it for you. We'll put it on our web page. You will put it on. God, oh my god, look at it. He's so talented. Look at that, you guys, look at that's good. That's good. Casey Ruining Landes and gentlemen, thank you so much, Casey running you guys. And he also made Nick Vile stickers. James Taylor, Danielle thank you so much for being a partner. Go oh my god, James Tyler, thank you so much. You're the best. Please wear that

T shirt and hell, look at you. It's really badass. He needs to put it on. Okay, thank you so much. Yes you guys, James Taylor, Danielle Wells, Wells, thank you so much. Wells. We appreciate you, guys. Right bloss for everybody. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna call off a few more people who flew in from here. Okay, we have who came in. Everybody was so cute to I can't even it meant so much to us. Emerson Brewster from Wisconsin. Where are you? Okay? Great? Okay,

we have uh Katie B. Flew in from Orlando. Where are you, Katie? Hi? Hi girl, thank you so much for coming in. Oh my god. All right, let's say Jill Hammonds from Indianapolis. Hi. Okay, there we go, Here we go, coming up. You guys were so excited to close out the show with I think the greatest couple that's ever come out. I mean, Jade and Tanner is here. Everybody, she's having a little girl. I just want to say, honestly, this couple I true, we feel like and Jaden Tanner

is a great couple. I enjoyed watching them fall in love. To me, this is why I love the show. I do not cynically watch The Bachelor. I watch it because of this. I'm watching these two fall in love. And we always loved you, Carly, and we were so happy for you as Carly. We loved you on your first season of Paradise and and to legitimately watch this happen to watch these two people fall in love on the show.

Ladies and gentlemen, Carly Waddell and Evan Batts me there, pore jack up the mess the This is the official song of falling love on the Bachelor. What's your love for one? Who gives me Carrie Gold where the people have opened up with Lee Nash who is sixpence in the Richard And I invited you to it and you turned it down. You could have seen that song in person. I know I blew it. I make such bad decisions in my life. You need to know that about me.

Well clearly, you guys, Hi, it's so nice to be You're the only Come on, Evan and Carly, you guys, thank you so much for doing this show of it truly, I mean do would you all agree that watching them fall in love was just like like legit, it was painful and then but it was just like, oh my god, this is happening and it's like and then it was my thought process. First of all, Evan, are you still ad dick doctor and Rectile Dysfunction XT for specialists like

we can't real did you? Oh my god, that's the best welcome. Can I see your ring? Oh my god, oh my god, it's so beautiful to parachape you guys um and you love it. Yes, Neil Lane, you met Neil Lane, and by Neil Lane, it's like they like wheel out like the wax pire. Neil Lane granted he gave you a diamond to its great. Okay, So, um, do I have as a dick doctor? Do you have products? Any product? Yeah, let's got on the street. Did you did you have your eye the whole time? Did you

go for Carly? We're like, I, well, what's funny? Is I actually other than Amanda? Yes? I mean right Amanda, Ladies and gentlemen, Amanda, Oh sorry she's not here. My bad. She canceled, like, hey, so Amanda was like the obvious plagues. I'm a dad, she's a mom, and like we we went in. I went into Paradise like nos, absolutely true and so like I had seen Carly at Rebar. Anybody know when I'm talking like that? Yes, that's right. Um, like a few weeks before Paradise and I was like

maybe I should go introduce myself. And I was like, no, we'll let We'll let Paradise take it for the show. I'm not going to talk to that girl. I was like, she's a smoke show. Were you wells? Were you there? Will? Like did you talk to Evan? Were you? Were you watching it? And like what then is this hot? Like did you talk to it? Was it clear that they

were falling in love as an outsider. Well, I came in super late to the situation, but I was when I when he and I were on the bacherette, like he was an emotional roller coaster, so like I was this therapist. Don't remember that he doesn't really want out, and I loved him. He was the most courageous guy. But then when I got to Paradise, I was an emotional wreck. He became my therapist. You got captured by Ashley.

I don't know what happened, but like Carly like turned him into like swab zen Evan, where like he had like really like like really poignant things he was saying. I would be like what should I do? And he'd be like, oh yeah, And then I was like all right, Like he's in a really good place. I was excited. You guys live near each other, right, don't you like like you? But but I mean before, but before you were like ten minutes away. It's so weird. How did you both get on the show in the first place?

Did who did somebody sign you up? Did somebody know? I was walking by the cat the set and they were like, hey, you can you just come on? We need someone. I was like okay, sure, okay, you look like a dick duck. Don't then doctor or that? Um? Did you did? My brother was on the show okay on he was on Deserree season. He was the guy that walked out the lemon said will you accept these absy shirt? Did he come up with that line? He's a Genius's amazing? Did he come up with that line?

He did because he wanted to sing, and he was like, what if I do this? And they were like yoh, my god, and then they wouldn't want him wear a shirt the whole night. But somehow or another he made it to hometown dates and they met me and they were like, oh, are you single? And I was, And then they asked me to go one Pablo season. I was like no, yes, yes, they asked me to go on Crystal season. And I should have said no, but I did. I didn't. I didn't want. I didn't start

till I didn't see Crystal season. I didn't start till Caitlin. I didn't start till Caitlin. Well, we love her. I loved her. I loved her. That's why I was like, this is the greatest show ever. There was the best. How much do we Love Caitlyn season. I asked Danielle this, as a lady, I have a hard time pack, Like, how do you pack to go to the mansion? You get two suitcases? Right, Like, how do you pack to go to Mexico? In the into the mansion? How do

you passed? And I don't know. I was on cruise ships for I sang on cruise ships for forever, so I was used to that life. So to me, I was like, oh, two suitcases, I know that life, right, Okay, so you just did it? Yeah, those girls, did you bring one of those light up makeup trunks? No, I haven't makeup bag this yeah, yeah that was Actually I had the big had the like triple decker bus makeup kit. It takes us four together. Map inside the suitcase. It

looks like a magician's case. Do you travel inside the suitcase? Actually? Oh? Yeah? Actually? And the twins, the twins, yeah, those are like a lamp and it seemed like the hospital visits. So if you guys remember when they were in Paradise, Evan Mayory not got an know this and went went to the hospital. But then they fell in love, and then you guys fell in love. When I saw him change into like the hospital robe, and I was like, I just saw

what's happening down there. I heard I heard that not about you, but I don't know, but I've heard that you're gwelling down in the past here. I heard it discussed that. We discussed that on the podcast. We heard it. We heard it, and not only that, we heard you were a bobcat in the z We heard you were packing he and he knew what to do with and we were all like, that's awesome. He also told me that okay, and he was, so you heard you were

on the fence. Then he say, do you think that because it felt like the producers had your back, Like do you think the producers knew like this is their destiny, they're supposed to be together. No, you all did producers and editors way too much credit, Like this was all us. I love that we did it. I feel like paradise, Like I was so proud of myself for being completely original and doing all of the crazy things because let's face it, like you go on reality TV, there's literally

no repercussions. Like anything you do, the only thing bad that can happen is people hate on you. I'm not hating on Twitter? Are you kidding? Back in the day, It's okay, I've never hated on you. That's a huge risk age. It's the beautiful thing to go on TV and be like, I can do whatever the funk I want and go after all these people like, just do whatever. See how it works. I don't think I didn't ever hate on you. I don't roll like a hater. I don't want you to feel like we talked about it

over here was I say I did? If I ever said anything, I'm sorry because I'm such a fan, I didn't. Okay, thank you. Well here's from a hater play. Yeah. I know it's so, it's so weird. I know we fall I hate it on everyone. I'm the queen hater, but I will see. I'm curious if you guys noticed watching you've you've now watched yourselves fall in love later, did you feel too, because to me it felt so genuine and even to the point where you sort of manipulated the truth just to be closer to her and win

her over. And it's beautiful because it's human and it didn't feel you know what I mean? You know what I mean? The one what I mean it felt very genuine and and sometimes was it the It doesn't what happened with the hospital, But I mean, did you really get sick? There was a little wink in a foot scene with the camera. I don't know. It wasn't quite an emergency there you go, all right, but listen, I mean,

it wasn't my choice to go on that ambulance. Okay, and certainly, I mean you guys probably remember this, but like the way the injection was done in my arm, I was just let me give myself an ivy. Oh god, I wish you'd pull that car. Did you like blood sporting every ground? Like I can do this better? I swear your doctor. And also you were like every everyone was sick too. It wasn't just shoot like there's a bunch of people that weren't feeling well. Pat has been

to that resort. She went afterwards because she loves Paradise so much. She's been. She's friend went their owner anniversary. We went to apply you Sulita. We hung out with Horrey Gosh. I love's lovely. He's amazing man. Yeah, he said, oh wait, you have to cut this out of the show. This is only for people. Katie when you addit this out? Okay, okay? He said. I was like, so did did Chris Harrison stay here? And he's like, oh no, he's over there.

Like it didn't model suit way he'd drive in. He said, Leaf, why do we need to edit that out? It was amazing. That's amazing. Does not listen to this. I can tell you that. Um I didn't know. It felt like the real turnaround was that sweat lodge that when you guys went and you paint. I mean, how romantic was that watching that? Watching two people fall in love? Romantic? But

really funny? It wasn't that eye contact of watching you guys calm down and almost like like it was almost like you like fell into each other, Like does the eye lock? They were about to pass out physically? Would you say that's a moment that you really clicked in? Was that? Like? Was that like the weird ship? Like we always get the weird days? Nothing normal for these weirdos. I know they did they kept giving the pepper. They did, but why not? I should have gone to the hospital

after that. Do that looks so dangerous? Oh my god? I was throwing up for like hours, not because of the kiss, because of the Pepper. Oh my god. But really I was remember look at the time, and would you guys go back there to like celebrate an anniversary. Would you go back to Mexica? Absolutely not. My hair looks really bad down there because you were so cute. You always a cute hair, You always a cute braids,

and you always were on point. That's the only way to keep the braids are the only way to keep you girls to wear a robbery of a normal sized tour. So I do like you could also wear a hat. You wear a hat with the pompopum and like overall, but if it feels like again witnessing this that you guys, I like that you just came back and like, what is it like now just living your normal life in Nashville? Like is that like you guys? Really you fall in love,

you have kids, you've integrated, you guys have dogs together. Like, is that what that must be? They just live in your life like normal people to people stop you every day? They stop him a lot more than me. Interesting. I think I also colored my hair a little bit darker and very creative being secretive out here. Yeah, did they stop him and get a get I don't mind I think everyone should know. And I'm hoping, and I know you can't answer this, but I'm hoping that you guys

get married on the first episode of Paradise. No, no way, Are you kidding me? Yeah, of course I'm kidding. I would never wish that. That's so stupid. Want you guys who get married in the sweat but never worst did it just right? They got the ultimate Yeah bride really like, it's not They're not. No, Seriously, I'm not trying to be corny. You don't want to have a televised wedding. You don't want to go back to apply, you say, Alida, because let's face it, they do have some plumbing issues.

You're just happy to be together and you did it, and that's great. Wells, will you be in the wedding? Are you gonna you gotta ask him that you're gonna have Wells in the wedding? Well, I haven't. That's a personal thing between Yes, of course he's going to be in the wedding. It was undoubtedly. I've been in a couple of weddings before. This is the first time that I was invited to be in a wedding from the news,

which I thought was really cool. You put out sorry a tan smoke, saynal Scott, it said, well tweeted out this link to this story, and it was like, and well has been wedding. I was like, yes, yes, nailed it. I have a question. Um, so, I don't know if it's as much of a question as a comment, but you are a successful couple. How many successful couples are there right now? It's a good question. Five out of thirty two cycles? That's not bad. You knew that answer.

What you mean? What I meant? My successful Mary? Or we can Caitlin and jan and Tanner, Desiree, Ben and Lauren, U hates him, Chad and uh meat. So this is the point I want to say about that, is that you can go, oh, five out of thirty two, that's very good. That's good. But this is my point of any couples that ever actually happened, none of them have broken up. I don't don't know what you're talking. Good night, Thank you so much for coming sexual Um is there

anything that you guys want to say? Is or anything to you guys like that? You feel like you have missed? Oh there's a lady, Okay, yes, Hi, what's your name, Hi, Alexandria, Where are you from Nashville? And what is your question? Was Chad really that bad on the show? The Chad question is always loaded. Um, I yes, yes, he was that bad, and um, you know, he's probably also the reason that I made it as far as I did. Like,

let's face, I was going home night one. I mean, I was going to go home now, but then like you know, our thing and um and and then Chad sort of you know, we we had our deal and he brought us along, so I feel like buddies now. I'm kidding. I was terrible, not even everybody tries to make it like we're like these arch Nemesis is and you are. That's good whatever. Everyone needs an enemy. I did hate that guy. I kidding. We could not be happier for you. We were so like, so excited when

you're just sparkly personally, how sparkly she is. She sparkly. You just sparkle. You just sparkle too. But I like you, Frat Chip. I'm hammmim Frat CHIP''M Yeah, I like you. I like you. I mean, she's like this in real life. This is not this is art and it's the best well, esterday last night, He's like, do you ever get time? Like I take so many naps in it, Like it's like this is me for two hours and when I'm out, you know that. Yeah, she's basically the butterfly, the hummingbird.

She basically asked, literally, cocoon, um. I just want to say we're we're basically we're out of time. And I hope was this was this as fun as you wanted it to be? I truly can't tell you. Honestly, this podcast is my favorite thing that I do. Like it brings me more joy than anything. You guys tweeting to us, and and you really the best fan, Like it's so fun for me, and it's such you guys are such a joy. The response from this has been so great.

We're actually gonna do and our next we're gonna do another live show in Chicago, um Wednesday, June fourteenth, that Danny's rosemant. We're gonna do the first time ever. We're gonna have you guys nominate a fan to come break down an episode with us on stage. So if you're a fan and you live in Chicago or you want to come to Chicago, somebody who comes to the show that night gets to break down an episode with us on stage because Rachel's season will be happening, So that'll

be June fourteenth, that Danny's rose Mont. Thank you Zany's Nashville for hosting us, Zanys. Thank you to the people. We had so many people emailing. They got Katie here with Miles. We had so many people Katie here with Miles, Um just everybody who's come we really appreciate. Well. Thank you for facilitating offering up your sisters to hump and then hiding them away. Evan and Carly. I'm so happy for you guys. I wish you guys nothing but health

and happiness and joy. Miss Danielle wear that shirt in Paradise when you want to steal the deal and we have a special treat. I hope you guys will all sing along, but James Taylor has agreed to sing along with our theme song and before we end and after the show. It meant so much for you guys to be here. We will have our my may I touch you so many lawsuits. Steve will have his t shirts. We'll be selling them, but we don't have to. We're happy to take pictures. Will sign them or not even

you don't die. We don't give a ship just come say hi. Um, but we really really appreciate you guys coming give yourselves a round of applause. Do you guys have any final things to say? J just thank you so much because when we do the podcast, you never know if anyone's even listening, and to have all of you in front of us is fucking amazing. You m James Tyler, will you take us out? I'll do please, I'll do moaning in the background, everybody seeing it, and

we're going to close out the show blasted. Here we go. Oh yeah, to get an I just gotta wonder push yeah, thank you, good ye, thank you so much. Well. I hope you guys enjoyed that magical ship show. And here's how you can apply to be our co host for our first ever live podcast with one of the fans.

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