"Bimini Bimini Bop!" With Kirsten Vangsness and Ralph Garman!

be here? Happy Valentine? Happy Vale Time's day? You look love. I showered and tried with my hair. I tried with my hair. I did not shower, but I all shower later. But it's not It hasn't happened yet today. It doesn't matter. We're in a We're in a dark recording studio. You want to watch those pheromones either on? No, I gotta put it out there. I gotta put my inky spray all over this comic book with me. To my left a man who needs no introduction, but I'm gonna give

it to him. He's really very important. I'm gonna say that you are the sexy father figure of the WILLI except this Rose podcast? Like Wise, you're like the wise Man. You're you're a voice of reason in a world of chaos. Will you please give it up? From my platonic lover, Ralph Garman. You've got a lot of I've got a lot of lovers. I've got a lot of lovers. You know what, I've got a lot of love to give, Ralph. Ralph, you're the host of Hollywood Babylon. You were on k Rock.

You talk about the Bachelor a lot on on k Rock. Yeah, we do a weekly recap. As you ever mentioned our silly podcast. I haven't you know what good for you? But I I tweet tweeted out all so good about it. People love when you're on. Well I love being on. So thanks for having me back, um and I want to stay here. We're waiting for somebody. She's on route, but we have with us a woman who made my

dreams come true. She when she accepted my rose About this podcast, Katie leaving, can we give a shout out to our Anna who is in Iran. She's in Iran, She's already made the flyer for this week and her family is just staring at her like, this is what you do with your time? What do you think of all of this? Katie of Anna Anna, I think I think if they watched The Bachelor, they would get it.

They would know because once you start watching ken, you're like my friend like hits into it, didn't want to be into it, but last night he watched the whole thing with me. You know what, I'm a communicable underground irony and bag. I want my mother Janet Marine, who has called We've We've heard her a few times on here. She's now she's agreed. Next week she's going to watch The Bachelor for the first time. She wanted to know where she can see our podcast. She doesn't fully understand

the podcast thing. She's seen the flyers and she has said to me, oh, yes, I know they came out of your brain like she knew. She knew the demon spawn that she made. Um. Before we get going, do you have any any any shows coming up that you want to plug? Yea next Thursday through Saturday, the Tree. I will be in one of my favorite comedy clubs, a comedy Attic in Bloomington, A large club to get into that is like a comics comic place that is like that means you're a kick ass comic. You cannot

go wrong. Ralph, do you have anything that you want to plug? Yeah, Kevin Smith and I we do Hollywood Babylon at the Improv on Melrose here in Los Angeles. So we're doing it Saturday night this weekend, and then we're going back to Fridays from the next a couple of weeks after that. I cannot recommend that enough. And I want to just say, I want to just say

before we get going with this week's thing. First of all, I want to thank um on Twitter a woman named Laura Potter x X. She tweeted me a photo and she was of Karin with the cheese on her head and she was like, this better be the flyer for your show. And I thought, you know what, you got a girl, you asking your dreams are gonna happen. This week's episode is called Bimity Bemity Bup and there is and I think Annah really nailed it over in Iran. Who knows what time it is there, Um, So thank you,

satur Happy val and I stayd everybody. I want to just say this podcast is the love of my life. I'm not gonna act like it's not. It's like it's truly. It means too much to me. It's like I've made zero dollars from it, and it's like all I want to do. I feel like I'm throwing everything else in my life. It's like all I care about. So like you guys are the only people that mean anything to me anyway, why I get up? It's why I get up. Okay,

here's people are also tweeting me a few things. First of all, people are let's just break it right down. Rachel is a new bachelorette about that. I can't believe they broke it so early. Well, apparently they didn't. Apparently reality Steve he was a legendary spoiler. Bloggers, um he laked it, and then someone somewhere confirmed it once Variety I guess got ahold of it, and so once it was confirmed, I guess ABC said, well, ship, that's out of the bag. Now we might as well run with it.

You know. ABC is so psyched, like they're like, we did it, you guys did it. I think if she hadn't been African American, they might not have gone with the announced they wouldn't. I think they can't believe they're like, guys, guess what we're doing it. I think they're like so pleased with themselves, you know, and they should be. It's like embarrassing that there hasn't been a woman or a man of color onto It's so embarrassing. And she's perfect.

She's so timing though. I have to say, like, you know, we've been struggling as a group, as as a as a as a universe with this season, and Rachel was such a like a beacon and I really really dug their relationship. Yeah, I wasn't sure if she was going to make it into you know, but now it changed the entire episode yesterday because the whole time, I'm like, oh, does he but they have such good chemistry? Does he cut her? Now? Like it was so confused hoping that

he sucked her in. She found out about it and she left. Yes, that would have been like the mic drop for sure. Can you believe that he actually resisted Karin? He and he's a guy who slept with everybody that's running across his path throughout his history on tele every yea. And wasn't he the one that snuck into and took his man's stick and put it in her hair, in her disco hair. Yeah, that's I don't know how it works. That's how it works. And it is a stick in

the hair. That's how we do. My God, that's to day. Get your best sticks out, guys. This hair has not been washed. And my friend, I want to give a shout out to my friend Laurie Drosty up in Berkeley, who with the beauty of this podcast is. I get so many texts late at night on a Monday. I cannot It's like I'm up to like four in the morning anyway, and I actually finally have friends now. My friend Laurie got deep in last night and she's There was a Twitter feud online last night between um Sean

Lowe and Nick. They were like tweeting hate. They hate each other. So apparently um Nick was saying to him, I have no doubt that you thank God every day for you being you and he was shot. Yea. They were throwing hate at each other. What Yeah, um, I kind of enjoyed that. But why, just for how did it start? I wonder how the Twitter battles started. There was more, there was more stuff. It was about like

you you're glad you got every day? Did you have him and his lockjaws, his lockjaws, his lockjaw, his lockjaw as a nightmare? It's a night UMU was pretty hard to Absolutely, they're both like just like sticks of like not good butter, just like store bass crap butter. What They tried to make him a television host when they had him co hosting The After Paradise or whatever it was. Man,

he's he's unbelievably dull. No, I didn't watch this season, but I can tell you I did not like he was dull, and I felt like he was like shaming, like whoa, whoa, that's uh, Like it's like, dude, this is a show whe you're supposed to go. You go to like porta Viard, you pound tequila and you get nailed in a hot topic. What do you think that's what we want as people? That's the that's the dream, that's what you're sort of a smug holy roller type that's his Yeah, he is, and here's no reason to

be smug. It's like you had an season the best Like no one's like, oh my god, how captivating is shan Low? Like if I could just like wishould have a beer with Sean low Is, I would pass is um is he still married, you know, just out of will. But he was a virgin, right, Yeah, he was like a born he was a born again she was did he come a born again virgin? That nobody? He was like, he just like stopped sucking. You can't do that. It's like, I don't know what that. It just means you're not

getting laid. I guess I was accidentally a born again virgin for a few years in the nineties. I just couldn't get it happening in your hair? Yeah, I was like, where's this guy's day, I've got some dirty hair, where's the where's the stick? Where's the stick? Guys? Did he did he phrase it because of his religious he was

like a real good yeah found God. Remember like, do you remember when out a Black said they like read those like stupid felt Yes, you mean like weird letters that were like super preachy and it was it was super religious. I remember that, Yeah, because they were waiting to get married, to have sex. Give me a Caitlin any day, Give me a girl who has like one too many, Like give me an Irish whiskey and she's like, oops,

I've I've fucked him in the church. My hair, there's the hairs of the stick was in my hair in front of the cranberries. Remember that episode there in the church and they're humping in front of the cranberries. He was celibate for six years. Yeah, I would rack about that. I wear a brag about that. Is you're a man who's not a virgin and you're celibate for six years. Just I can't even mean you're like an okay looking guy.

I got one go around on this planet. People should be like hair stick, hairs, stick, hairs, sick, wipe right, hastick, hair stick inserted, stick and hair. God gave us hair and sticky. That's right. I will never forget When I was thirteen years old and my mom put the book out, Where how does the stick get in my hair? And I finally understood it was so confused and seen moves. You just dropped the book and leave the room and you're on your own. What they did? They did? I got,

I got his eye, dropped the book and rolled out. Okay, I had two books. There was one early on. It was a word of babies come from I've asked around. I found photos of this. It was paper cutouts of paper, chickens humping other paper chickens like construction paper chickens humping each other. They make the book or they found they

find the books project. They were covered in glue and paper when they came in, and it was very Dad was just covered a gliver, there was there was yeah, yeah, that was the book, right, and that apparently my mom's mom. Hilda said to Janet on her wedding night. Look, it's not that fun. It's just something you've got to get done. You just do it and get on with it on Janet's wedding, and Janet was like, match, I've been humping at college for a years. God's more sticks in my

hair and upstate in New York my first go around. Okay, guys, let's just let's get to the important stuff. Touch again. On Rachel being named, Yes, Rachel, does that really change the show for you that much? I called her earlier. I never thought she was Who are you rooting for at this point before we get in who's your who's your horse in the race? I'm still team Vanessa. I

think she's gonna well she is. Actually it's hard because I'm rooting for her because I adore her, but I think she's so much better than him that I almost feel like I will feel bad if she does end up with him. I was kind of hoping that she would be the next bachelorette so I could root for her and her alone, But I don't have full team Vanessa. Until it was like, you've been very patients, Like, okay,

I can't do access ready. I have been very patient waiting for you, Nick, I have been I am special needs teacher, and I want you to know that I am Allen and I have y're a patient. She's not Selen Dion, for God's sake, Like, wait a minute, when slean Dion and then you doing Vanessa her problem. The reason she had that many breakdowns because he forced the girls to play volleyball against each other in the heat,

and that's why the worst volleyball game. Had a bad choice to create more competition amongst these girls that are already been removed from their families for a month and a half, we're starting to have a mental breakdown. That was a bad call on his part. I think that's why she had a little bit of a meltdown. So they're not athletic none of them, None of them. I'm not I would freak the fuckail, but it would be a Lesbo bachelorette, so it would get real, it would

get real competitive. You would be a real k o a at a Lesbo bachelorette. What a piece of act. That was my parents book. That was when that was like that. After the chicken's humping other chickens, there was the pou like girl, you have p o a and almost got sucked you chen um okay, so he comes in well, no, we discussed this last week. What do you think was worse the volleyball game or the same week in the Bahamas swimming with the pigs with boring

Ben and his scripture tattoos on his ribs? What was worse? Ralph? To you, I need to know I thought was worse. Why because you're pitting women against each other, even more so than they were already pitted against each other. You're just you're fanning the flames of discontent at that point. That's a poor choice, just from Nix. You want these women to try to get along, and you want things to go as smoothly as possible on these group days. You don't want you don't want to foment more uprising.

I that is absolutely perfectly said. Besides, who doesn't want to grab a pig and water? I want to grab a pig. I spent two hours last night looking up Chihuahua beagle mixes to adopt. They make those. Oh God, okay, so here we go. What a dick? He crying that move coming and crying? Such a guy cries again. It's such a bully move to cry. I'll give you, I'll give you like a couple now and then. Here's the

only thing I'm gonna say positive about Nick. At least he has the wherewithal because this is the sixteenth season, um that when he is not feeling it with someone, he lets he lets go of them immediately trying about it, and he's kind about it, and you can tell. At least I thought with my favorite Russian all that he

really felt terrible. He did, so I have to say that's the only that's the only bright spot where I think he doesn't want I think he doesn't want anyone to He's like a walking allan on, you know what I mean. He doesn't want anyone to feel question. I've now only watched Caitlin season Ben season and Joe Joe season, and it felt like all of them were fairly kind and letting people go. Is there anybody that's a dick

when they caught someone? Well? Yeah, I mean there have been people dropping down on the knee to ask for the hand in marriage and the other person goes, oh, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to at you up. I mean to happen a net that has happened, that happened, that is repeatedly happened throughout the years. That's part of the show. One of those people is going to get their heartbroken. I think any time you throw them out in front of them other people during those road ceremonies,

it's kind of cruel and you don't punishment. I want you to know that. The whole time I'm talking to with this green background, I'm picturing a green screen version that we're like on the moon. Okay, so here we go. So he comes in, he's been crying, but that foe, Oh I think I might. So they're back in the Marriott. Never has less fun been had in a Marriott, and

I had some pretty bad weekends in Marriotts. That is the worst time anyone's ever had in a marriot who new Marriott's traveled so so internationally they're there in St. Thomas in Wisconsin. I know the Marriott, the Marriott, Hilton. Hilton housed Nick in the in Biminy because so okay, so there are the Mary's of these Marriotts. So then they go, so that Chris goes and he meets Nick by the food trucks on the island and Nick is wearing Nick is wearing a stripe short with a bulge.

His bulge is like they're sitting on the thing. Chris Harrison's like sunburn. He has a weird So somebody tweeted me like did he wear like a batman mask? Like when he got like what was up? Like was he worried? He's like he's such a white guy. So it's just at and he's not getting tanned. It's just the fact that like he just has every week. I'm like, I just he's the best job of all time. Like he's

just yeah, he could give a ship. Yeah. He's like he was literally woken up during a tanning session three sheets to the win and he's like, yeah, you got something to say, nixt So so it sounds like Chris you have to go ask him if he if he feels okay. It seems like who am I talking to? Its sca suitcase has to go get right, Yeah, I was taking a disco now. So he's been sunburned, and the girls are crying and they're so relieved. Though I'm not going to walk out on the on the process.

I think it's so many and they're like, oh, and they're crying for him, like oh poor Nick, and you're like, oh my god. And then he threw Dan Yell under the bus Dilo, and then they all exhaled and they need to go to the island of Biminy. And all the girls were like, Baminy. Oh my god, we get to go to Bamony. I'm like, what the fuck is that a place like Biny? I think for those six people, six women totally faking that they knew what the hell was the rest of America had two moments in this episode.

One Google Biminy and then Google the guy with a guitar on the beach, as we do every show that Adam was so excited they got the dance in front of Adam Freeman. Adam Freedman, who you know, is like the nephew of the like executive, Like, ABC, exactly, are there any white singers on Biminy? Find me a white guy with a guitar, please? Adam Freeman, he works at the bar. That was a superstar. I had to honestly rewind it because I was like, what did they say?

And I started shrieking by and I was like, like, is a real place? Really? It's the gateway to the Bahamas. Have you ever said gateway to Bahamas? And I couldn't stop laughing. I was like, everything outside of New York City is the gateway to Bahama? Ocean't be the gateway to them? You ever heard of? And I've been to the Bahamas several times. You've been passing the gateway? And he was right there apparently, And I was got Liberty to the Bahamas ridiculous. And I'm like looking at it

and I'm like, is it in Florida? Like is it like a key? Like what my wife said, Oh, it's like a closer Cuba, And so she's right. It did kind of look like a nineteen fifties throwback island just off of its Adam Freedman as Freedman is like, can we get like a white Jewish singer on the island of Bimina, Like you know what I mean, Like really you're telling that guy happened to really be in Biminy singing like oh my god, who anybody? Okay, so I wrote where the fund is Beminy? So then the girls

have to run around Resorts World Bemony. So there's not even a Marriott. Okay, they're not even at the Marriott Ralph there. Why would you go to marry one? Resort World is right there. Party. It's like, are you ready to have your like dentists stick in your hair while your husband's nearby watching, Like you know what I mean?

Like Resorts World that feels really nineteen seventy Yeah, what were the other you know, uh, possibilities to name it like big white hotel and like it's doing well, Like this season the ratings are really like they have not thrown down. They've been gone to Wisconsin, They've gone to the Marriott in St. Thomas. Like at least they got out of the country this season. Last season they were pretty they were pretty local. Pennsylvania, Pennsylvan Yeah, they're all

getting the bus. At least now they need their passports. Yeah, no, they still apparently the going to the North Pole for the for the conclusion, So we got that look to look forward to. Okay, let's we got Nick on it with a dog sled for a second. I know that Kirston is like calling. I don't know, but okay, okay, good, okay, Hi, okay, good, okay, okay, you're gonna ru First of all, you look amazing that we're gonna start. We're gonna keep going fair Okay, made

me be late first of adrifted show. And there's real things happening. Can I just say Kirsten and yes, has just arrived from how is our Secretary of State Paget? She has been so busy, we have not been so busy. She's dressed up like a him. Likewise, I enjoy your show enormously. You are just saying my heart or the sextiest thing that has ever stepped foot and meltdown. Well,

come on, I must be reflectioning you guys. I have not showered today, but I and I Valentine Paget is right, you wearing old age makeup looking as sexy as ever. God blessed boning people in that period drama. She has eighteen jobs m Kirsten before we came. Well, I'll tell you where we're at. The girls just had to act excited about going to the learned in any graphical location the resource world, biminy. They all learned it and then

they jumped around. We all googled where they keep going overall? How do you feel about the announcement yesterday about Rachel being the bachelorette? I'm pleased buy it? Why did they do it yesterday because didn't win artist? Okay, we're balancing the scales of justice. Do you think if it was a white bachelorette that they would have announced it this early? Know, they're so excited. They're so excited as well. They should be as well. They should be. They should know. Rachel's

a dream boat. I was just I was just super bummed that at leak because it's kind of like the end of it, because I was like, is she going to get kind of choice? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but why are they announceming? And I wanted my Russian for another week? You know, I wanted her to she grew on. I thought was sort of a zero until she kind of opened up. Her date was so sweet, but her and the romance between her and isn't Ashley what's her name? They're always cuddling? Who right? No, not Raven like dark

the Vanessa. Well, I think the girls actually get along thing. I think sweet with each other. They have good hearts. They're not like the normal like bitch Fest. Yeah, there's much less cats. Yes, um so here we are Resorts World, Biminy. Oh my god, we're in Bimini. Thank god, my dream is come. Not Daniel's gone? Ready if we covered that, yeah's gone. Nothing sadder than the tears of a robot. God,

she was. She was sitting there, she sort of was lifeless, and yes, the water was leaking from her truly, Okay, we she was like the sexiest visual like and if she had even a little personality, she was want to be that Keeney Jeane. She was so fucking hot. She was. It's so confident. Yeah, every woman should be like that. That's what sucked the most about when she was like, I love you because she's just sort of like, I know he's going to say it to me, because who wouldn't. Yeah,

and she's like twelve. If I had a quarter of these women's confident, No, no, you're we're at mydlo the hot Asian girl from we haven't gotten Vanessa yet your tame by Vanessa mixing up? So did did? Danielle was a hot Asian girl who dusked with him? Oh yes, I'm sorry about okay, So so Danielle Dilo got com daniel is the big, tall blonde Danielle m was vooted last night. Yes, okay, but there's been to Daniel's lately, so I'm we're confed. Okay, we haven't gotten to daniel

forgetting there. Okay, we're gonna keep going my notes. Okay, so here we go. So then Vanessa. So, then Vanessa gets the date card and Karin goes, wow, you lucky bitch to her face. I'm getting frustrated and I'm really bloated. Loved it. I loved it. It's it's the other women. They're all like wonderful ladies. But and so Karin hitting the buzzer with these gems is making me so happy. I think that she pounds the cheat. I like that she eats whatever food is available, like she takes advantage

of cross services. Expect to anybody, she's incapable of making her own food. Obviously we've learned that from her from her nanny. That provides her. So I think she just has to forage. I think she just has to go around and sort of graze with whatever's on the coffee table, or she's not gonna eat. Yeah, right, it's like somebody looking for truffles, like like a pig looking for trumble. Yes. So Vanessa goes on her date and they're on the boat, and she said, this is the first one in a while.

And I wouldn't guess it from a teacher. Him and I are going on a boat. That's not proper grammar. If you're listening to me and you're learning English, it's he and I. It is not him and I. Him has a special ed teacher. They have bigger fish to fry, am okay, trying to get their shoes tied, and there's a lot of pronounce at a boat in the same sentence. Yeah, there's a lot of work going on there that I don't think they really had time for. The grammar. It's

a good grammar in Canada. You are as happy as the least happiest person in a relationship. I'll give you a French Canadian pass on that. But again, I don't like that grammar. I had paused. This is when I was just wanting to be the chain of her bikini. Now, okay you care? Yeah, she up, But there are a couple of I wouldn't say that's a red flag, but I did put it on pause, and and I looked at my sister and I was like, what the fund

does that mean? You're as happy as the least? I feel like we also determined at that moment that I think, as much as Vanessa is A is a dream boat, and uh, I would also like to join you in that bikini. Uh. I think she I think she's gonna be a little hard to date. I think she's a

I think she's a little age maintenance. Yeah. I think because she's so confident, she believes like I deserve everything that you and I think a lot of times these shows populate themselves with women who are like, I can't believe your breathing next to me, right, I can't believe he gave me that paper plate like that. I think she seems so confident because in comparison to the other

emotional wrecks, she seems like she's an anomaly. I think she's just a self possessed woman who deserves, who knows that she's got some worth and is asking for something. Yes, as she as she should be. Uh and if it doesn't work out with Nick nine and I'll just be I'll be there. I'll be the chain six nine. I'll just be there while you guys are doing that. Hey, just men, I don't mind me the chain your RKINI

an either, lady kin, I'll double chain myself came out. Meanwhile, back at the Resources World, Reeminy Karin is throwing shade about Vanessa. I don't see her getting deep. There's no depth. My film is Italian and we get together every Sunday and make pasta. I'm a special needs teacher. It's so it's like thing over and over again. Nick only sees the special needs teacher that is just so pretty pretty perfect. Okay, Vanessa, Okay,

she's got some balls. She's got saying that Vanessa is shallow when what have we heard from her best friend named rock Well? And she's the CEO of a multimillion dollar corporation that's run out of a condo in Miami somewhere. I can't wait to get to the part where she's trying to walk in heels. But we're not there yet,

but I can smell it where we're from. But yeah, it is weird how she like she has like a sister in a nanny and she's like, I can't wait from seeing my family, and this woman is expressing I have deep complex roots with my family. I am. I am interfacing with the most challenged young youngs of humanity. She has nothing, nothing interesting. Someone would sneeze and krim fly away. That's how she has absolutely no depth. She

could have weights on her ankles. You know what she reminds me of when you say that, And I've been thinking of what she reminds me. If she reminds me, maybe I'm limiting myself. That treminds me of like a Shell Silverstein character. And I can just see her naked, which just being float around by her hair. That's what she's like. She's like a weird little fit. She was. Last John Ryan pointed out that she looked just like

Tiffany Trump. That I want to also point out I realized this week as I was watching, because it really feels like he doesn't usually at this point in this season,

some of the connections feel deeper and I'm really aware. Like, so she's complaining that she hasn't had a one on one yet and so this is the second one on one with Vanessa, and I'm like, so they've had to dates and he's supposed to go ask for her father's hand in marriage next week, like they've had two days, like if you think, and like she's been on group

dates as well. But you know what I mean when you think about like I do every sing this the beginning of this episode, when the girls are like, I can't believe it's gonna happen him again, Like really, you can't believe he's going to be in an artificially simulated magic land and he's not gonna find love, Like every time we do this, like I can't believe that's gonna We're staying in resort world ambimity, which isn't even real,

Oh my god, enough to propose. I feel like usually by this point there are somebody like the illusion the allusion enough, or at least chemistry the illusion of chemistry is hotter or something like, there's somebody like I agree, I feel like we're we're over four in anyone but him. No, that's what I think, And that's what that's what the problem. And it just feels like he just wants to day the celebrity, like yeah, and he wants to keep telling the story of I'm the one that people break up.

It's attachment theory is you ask me, it's like your attachment and anybody yeah, and who tries to establish a secure attachment with him, it's never good. And I think it's a bad move on the producer's part to use anyone who's been through this process already, because I think it callouses you to the point where you're so concerned with the cameras and television and everything else. You need that freshness of someone who's still excited to be there.

And I've been on like magazine covers who's not like been at parties whole totally demoralized. He's like looking around, He's like, I should I should feel something in my bones. Uh, we need to we need at Katie talk about it about Nick. Yeah. I think that I think we're else right. He's like he's just kind of damaged. Like I think that I think whatever the problem is it is with him, and I think he's just like way too in his head.

And that's why I think he's like letting people go kind of quickly because he's just like, I should be deeply in love with you by now, and using those one on ones as to kick people out. I mean that's what seems like. Let me spend some time with you to just make sure. Yep, not like it'll change, like like he did Danielle. L Like he changed his mind like in a flash, Like she just like said something and suddenly he's like, oh I I don't love you and like sent her home, So like there's something.

I think he's psyching himself out. That's fair, fair enough, thank you, miss Katie. We love you all right. So then it's a cran story shade. So then they're there. He's out there with Vanessa, and I know he hasn't asked her any questions. He has not asked her any questions. But they go snorkeling and they hold hands. She looks great in a bikini. Oh my god, she is so pretty. I just want to be the scooperman. He gets the film that Underwater Stone. God, she looked like a bond

girl and she's ridiculous. And that's where it gets hard, because you're making out with this dude. In the water and whatever, and by an abandoned ship. Then you think that feels like love, because that's what love feels. It's supposed to feel like that. Just when you're you know, sitting someone and they have the flu and it feels like I love you so much. It's like we're snorkeling next to the bandon ship, but they actually are, so it can be confusing. So then Nanny says he needs

to sorry. Riquel says he needs to come home and meet Nanny, my nanny, Raquel, my nanny, my maid, Raquel, who's my best friend in the entire world, which is incredible. Yeah, I think she is. I think they have just a bond that can't be broken, Like Batman and Alfred. You know, sometimes sometimes the servant can become the parents. You don't he didn't cut her on the two on one. The producers are like, she's got to make it to hometown like this one. We need to see Raquel, like American

needs to see Rackett. We're gonna go see her next week and he needs he's gonna fuck her in the fantasy suite. Probably are you talking about the actual and Raquel or just Corren. I think I might ask for Roquell as a backup. I can't wait to see. I can't wait to see if Roquel how much she hates Karn or if she actually has like a fondness for Yeah. I think, uh well, I mean just based on her unfortunate No, she's no self worth when he didn't bang her the end of the world. So obviously her parents

are terrible. Yeah, terrible. She said something like rock Hell loves me more than anybody in the world. Yeah. Yeah, because I was like, yeah, you don't get to be terrible and rock hills her mom. You need to get that guy at the phone ie up. That's her dad. Okay. So Vanessa says, I'm gonna tell Nick that I'm falling in love with him. I and I think he is falling in love. I don't know. I'd love to say that I think that he's falling in love with me, but I know. And then she told him and he

did not give her like you wanted. And as my mother Jennifer Ye would say, you did it to yourselfish you did it to yourself. Was that was that moment where I was like Vanessa, like this is one oh one, like this happens every season here, they're not except for the crazy Ben scenario when they were down to two. Yes, you still got six people left. He's not going to elbom me right back that he was so awkward though whatever that it was long, like I just want to say,

it'll be like the first time. I want to say. She looked like the hardening her eyes. It was like, oh, and she did that mouth twist. She wanted her lips wanted to run from her face, and she said that she was so sure that she was giving him the gift of her love a little speech. Yeah, this is the many first like she planned that out. She really now he's very artasted and she should have stopped it. Many first yet to come because that leaves the door open with me saying, look, I feel but I'm not

going to say it. I'm gonna play it cool. But his monologue was incomprehensible. Let me ask you as it with special needs and she feels like, I feel like, as a guy, don't you want a little more chase than like, don't you want to like know that she's kind of feeling it, but like a little more chase than I done that I want understanding from her for her to know that in my position, I can't possibly say I love you. So don't put me in that

spot where I feel deficient. If I can't come out and say I love you, don't do that to me. You know how the game is played. You know that I can't. She even said so afterwards, just like, well I realized, you know, he really can't say that he loves me. Very pissed, but she put him in a bad position. I want you to see that my Starbucks sit name they artin on it. I wish that was

my name. That's closet okay. Anyways, um yeah, like look all the kind of like her eyes just went to like fucking just like you're not getting anywhere near my hair with your stick. That's not hat like she was fast. You missed that early on. You missed that earlier sexual how I don't know straight sex. So then that is similar having done stick in the hair, the stick of the hair. So that is a group day. And we've

got this sweet or Finn. We loved her, sweet Raven and Karn and Corin says, I've been on a boat bigger than this. We go voting a lot. I'm a boater. I look great on a yacht. I'm a boater a boat. She is a voter, and the sunscreen on his creepy like, better make sure you get your inner thigh him like fingering her the sun screen. And then and it was it was Christine. It was the girl who spent her entire young womanhood in a an orphanage Yeah. I think maybe you don't want to molest the girl who's got

a history of being raised in an orphanage bed. Maybe think because she was in there she needs more, and then not pick her, and then not pick her. It was so, but he says, he's like, the group date is just you know, fling yourself over the boat and peril because hammer had chucks around. And he says to the Russian who we all know was in a cupboard for seventeen years eating lipstick, is that okay? And she's like, yes,

I survived eating lipstick for seventeen years. Puts me their hammerheads. Sure, And then he's like, I can't believe she was scared, dude, he was so he was like crazy about her on that boat, I know, like and I just honestly, it's like, can he just not deal with any conflict that it is like I like her, but I don't want to deal with her bad. I don't think he wanted to go to Russia, her hometowns. I was thinking about that.

He didn't know where he was going to go. I think she was going to take him back to the He didn't want to eat the lipstick. They were going to the Marriott, Musky the World, Super World Siberiabia. Feel like that was a weird disasnoying. The outcome of that day. It was such a weird. Yeah, I thought for sure, because she was so needy and open and vulnerable set and you have got teach, sure, what's her face? Teacher? Yes, Vanessa, who's so you know, Okay, not into that? So then

you're right, you're into this. Nope, not in that, Like that's where it's like, what are you into? He gave Raven the Roads, who I adore. I'm rooting for Raven, but like he didn't even talk to her. Now she was literally and I think that's why, because she's not he likes to Chase. He likes he's like Chase. And also she's not challenging anything. You know, he's not, she's not. He's not having to feel like he's part of a national geographic with the birds fluttering their colored flat feathers

around his face. So his testical swell thinks true. Wait a minute, birds fluttered feathers around Not true at all, paper cut out. My parents didn't make that. It's something to do with the stick and hair, how they didn't have that. But do you think he's down with Raven because she doesn't really pose any type of thing. I don't think he knows anything about her yet. And like Dudie was saying, the ones, he discovers, whatever you have

to offer, you're out. I think with Raven he still has She's a question mark, so he still it's like, well maybe this will this is the magic. Yeah, she knows secrets. Let's remember from a few weeks ago, was like, you know what to do? I know what to do. I saw her vagina and I came at it with a stiletto. Yeah, and she's got full you know, uh lacy uh constantly, she's got some Charlotte Ruse seven fashion confidence. She owns a boutique. I've looked online at that. I've

looked online. Yeah you can because it sounds like her. I like, I looked at her Instagram page, and I looked at her boutique. Yeah, you can get a lot of romper. I don't look good at Robber. I had along Torso Ralph, but it's hard for me to romp or thank you so much, but thank you so much. I needed that. I really needed that one. I really needed that. You're really sexy. I think you look really

good in that weird romber. That's like you're like a corny and romber hot corny show didn't do a romper before? You should make your own line called rompers. I should and actually make rompers for corgies. That would be fun. You okay? So then so then um Nick okay? So then Nick is crying again with Christina. He's quite wild. He loves her so much he has to send her home. Are we there? Is that where I am? You must

have stay? The Raven says, if the other two girls get eaten today, I will definitely be in the running to get the rose. So then Christina is standing on the boat with Nick, be consoled because she's scared of sharks. Yes, wait now, and did he start crying when she was crying on the boat? Did that just kissing her and touching her and kissing her. Then then they all got cold, okay, and there and started to feel crazy, and she was powdering was still in the water while he was okay.

She had a little had a little cocktail thing. The third person, well, she's pounding the cheese and said to Raven, I'm eating my feelings, and Raven says, I was in law school. Like when she's talking to him, it's like, yeah, right. That's when we learned that she wasn't just always going to sell rompers in her hometown. She was on her way. She could be my lawyer. How fucking great is that?

It is like the surprise of the season. She's like another bomb drop, like I was in law school but my dad got sick and take I was like, yeah, I love this. Yeah, there's a lot of If she doesn't get picked, wish I don't think she will. I really hope she goes to Paradise. And I hope that the Russian orphan goes to Paradise. Yeah, I want to. I want to take care of the Russian. She's just

the sweetest, She's so sweet. I want her to meet someone that's like, has twenty eight brothers and sisters that's really nice and can handle gentle feeling, you know, feel like he has a lot of brothers and sisters. Is that Huff family that's on Dancing with the Stars. They're all Mormons, all right, I don't okay. So Krin is pounding the cheese and then she has um ah, so god, I can't even read my crazy writing. So she's founding

the cheese. Then that's the time that Christine I had that one with him, Yes, outside with him, and she's like, I haven't had that one on one time to really lock Krin in with Nick is like is what she said to him? There was just one karn line which killed me on the boat where he was telling him about like snorkeling. And then he said, but there's a wrinkle, and she said, she said, and I quote what she said, she said, what's a wrinkle? Instead of what is the wrinkle? Right?

I wrote that I wrote that down to also asked are the sharks toothless? I was asking, like they breath special sharks you can swim with in Bamity that have no teeth really big by the way, she'd ever heard that expression, there's a wrinkle. Nanny has taken care of. That's a favorite thing, she said. She said, Nick so sexy. And did we all see that he's wearing the board shorts by maud. He's got really bad. He's got kids and bad tight floral grandma shorts and he's thirty six

and she's like eighteen. And then those were not the sharks that they were swimming with, right, I mean those must have been cg Those were huge sharks. Literally. I was like my sister were like I would have been shipping my bikins off my legs. No way, those are sharks. They're like five or six f there, not that big. Looked like enormous shark week sharks, big shark sharks. They must they must or put them very far away. I feel like they were like baby sharks and then they

put in bigger sharks. Like I used to surf a lot in the Monterey We would surf near leopard sharks. No, granted, they were very little, bit. I mean they would get to like four feet sometimes and they just they wouldn't bother us. They would just be right there. I feel like they don't know what kind of sharks they were. I was trying to figure out. I felt they put in bigger looking sharks. They put on like jaws looking sho There are some sharks that just don't really bother people.

Most of them like they just a little conny a shark. I don't care if they are on record for not eating human flesh. My legs aren't dangling. You're these motherfucker's on a effing date. Care for the right reasons that maybe you're not committed to the process. And maybe I think maybe not only can sharks smell blood, but maybe they can smell HPV. And that's just saying maybe HPV drop. So we've learned a little bit about Ravens. So then Karin goes to start and starts third person in Nick.

She starts saying, I haven't had that one on one time to really lock in Karne with Nick. You just make me feel so happy. I just hope I can make you feel this same, basically like I'm gonna blow you and I cannot wait. Yeah, and that's going to solve every everything. She doesn't even realize this is why she's not getting anyone on one date because he doesn't need them with her. He knows everything that she is

and everything she has to offer. She jumps on him at every given opportunity, knows that he's going to take her to fantasy Swing, so why but why waste a one on one date with something you know exactly what you're gonna get. And maybe that's what she just wants. Maybe that's because she just keep talking about, like I need to go seduce my fiance just yeah, yeah, it's not going to be like, oh, let's let's go on to one on one date with Karen and it's gonna

be like, well, what are you reading? Don't ask anyone anything. But maybe he knows that, like maybe he knows that he can't for his public image have sex with her, and maybe he thinks it will be too tempting to one on one like he'll he'll probably end up humping her in the church like he did, like it's it's it's full bones on. So Raven, Raven got the road as she should, Yeah, because she's really the only like he could. Well, Christina, who did you think it's going

to get the rose? Christina? Of course she was comforting her in her time of Lady. This is the bond that's going to stand out from the from the other two. She got an emotional rose and she got fucked. You know what I think eventually is because he cries at everything. He's like literally in front of Christina being like, I had a tough week, and you know, like he can't, Like, you can't say you had a tough week to a woman that lived in a cupboard. Yeah, I can't like

your personal harem. I can't say that she I loved, like her, him crying to her and her going, You're like, she had no time for his bullshit. She was like, you're gonna have to caught all of us. I know, I'll give you a tough week. Yeah, you know. I mean lipstick when I'm five and then my mother punished me for it because I wasn't supposed to eat, and I told her I ate the lipstick, like because you could. You don't want to loo as hard as you thought.

You know what I'm saying, There's no I think he knows there's like no bullshit with her, and he needs like an open sieve, like a tough week. She's like, he'll all back up, back up right now, I give you a tough week six two one, Cherry all so fuck yourself. Yeah, he needs somebody like so That's why I don't think like Vanessa is too good. It's likes too good. Yeah, I hope it's Raven. So he speaks Raven. He takes rest side to slow dance with Adam Freeman.

They're so exciting. I can't believe I'm here dancing in front of Adam Freeman. The dream come true. You can talk to my it's got that pause in front of let me check my index card. You can talk to my lawyer. And also my slow dances are Adam afraid. The lyrics, I don't know. God we got wasted. Thank god we were at that place with that thing. I think he was just singing what's happening in front of him? Like I love LAMB, I really did. He was just like people were on a niland that's made up then,

and I love that. Like his guitarists was like trying to like jump up and down. It's like, I don't think it's you sound like a rip off of like Jack Johnston, you know, like, I don't think you're gonna crowd sturf here. Don't like songs that start out really romantic and slow, romantic in quotes and then all of a sudden it's jamfest. I didn't know how to dance, so I think we feel the right to make fun because he didn't seem into it. The guy singing was

kind of doing that thing in his soul. He was like, I'm not really doing He was literally wearing a white Haynes shirt say you could get out of a package. He just got the memo. He's the waiter that he had to put and that song speak. It truly feels like the executive producer's nephew, Adam Freedman, who was like, he's going to school at Emerson in Boston and he's got a jam band. Yeah, And it's like Adam like, uncle, you sure it's gonna help me get a record deal? Yes,

just go to Beminy and play the song. Where is that a place? Get get rid of the Bahamas. I'll be there. So then it's like fulsome prison. It's it's it's the same epic performances by you're laughing now. But when you go to the Staples Center to see Adam Freeman a concert, you're gonna tell everybody I saw him in the gateway to the Bahamas before at the Stables. I'm in a big stadium, lots of people swaying, there's a lighter and then the backup guy's gonna be like god,

Adam Freedman. So so Krim kept talking about herself in the third person. I do appreciate that Nick called her out and was like, wow, you're this third person like that was the moment when he lost his boner, and uh, I'd like that he walked in when I said the moment when he lost she said, Karn's annoyed. Karn is just going to keep doing Karin like. So then he takes Danielle on a one on one date. Okay, with all due respect to daniel I love sci fi, and

I love when humans date androids is always fascinating. It is my favorite kind of sci fi. I am sorry about her fiance. Let me just start out with she seems she's a neo niddle nor. She's doing so much more with her life. She always seems like that. She's so sweet. Always feels like I feel like I just slipp her little hands into those little boxes where the babies aren't that I wanted to. I would rather date.

I wassconce Adam Freedman. I mean, dude, it's like it's like they're they go to the basketball and they go bike right the most awkward conversations. Wo Like it felt like I remember when my aunt fixed me up on a blind date with this dude who showed up in like a Tommy Bahama shirt, Like he looked like he worked a trader Joe's. He was like it was just not good and like remember, like and even I could keep the conversation going, like I just thought, I just to talk for an hour so I can get out

of this. And these people have known each other for at least six weeks. They should have something to say. Wow, hometown sorrow. Yeah, look a shell island? Is that a shell island? Yes, that's an island made of seashells. But here's where it gets weird. Isn't that a match to what he is? But he's around all these high caliber She has no high caliber, has no tenergetically. You know, she's kind of the same thing as she's a dud. She's a dud. You think she's more of a dead

than he is. Yeah, yeah, because he can cry on cube literally. Actually, I don't have the rock callowin. I was a thing. No, I took a nap, I fell off the couch when she was speaking, there was nothing. She has my eyes that like lure you in and then immediately put you to sleep. It was like, like, and she is, she's so pretty, she's so sweet. He was trying a little bit, and it was just like I thought that that was that was oh my yah, because he was alert. It was because he was he

was there. It was he's not he's not struggling for his first breath. Truly, truly. Oh. I just figured it out because she was with a guy that was on drugs the whole time, so he was probably just like and so any conversation with him was you know what I mean. So she probably brought her sober energy down to like he was like and so she just needs to react. She is a nice she needs Adam Freeman out a cat. She just she's beautifuls How is she a cat? She's a neonatal nurse. Don't be so nice.

He's a new natal nurse. If you have a sick baby, she's a nice person and she helps. I'm the father of a PREMI I know neonatal nurses are saints, but it's still let's call it for what it is. She's a dud. She's a she's a she deserves a really good bibe. Even the robot tears when she was crying. Her face wasn't crying. It was just she just had to deal with so much tragedy with babies. Katie, Katie, what do you think? I think she's very sweet, but

she does have a bit of a lack of personality. Okay, all right's the world called and offered her a job. She's going to be season one of the hosts take her face off and see the wiring, like, oh my god. So then Corin says, I'd live in a shack with no diamonds for Nick. Who am I I mean? And then Christina's like, I've done also shock, no diamonds, I lived with no shock, shack made of coal. Shack is mansion to me, you fuck tard. So she decides to take it in her own hands and she heads over

to the Hilton in those was the greatest one. And I texted you watching her walk in those heels, it was like, can I say this? It was like watching the hooker that Christina like escaped having to be in Russia. It was like watching Christina's alter ego and her destiny. It was like this woman. It was like doing what she had to do deep in Russia with her thick heel stumbling. And the best was her trying to exit.

Let's just come right to the door. Looks like she has a pig leg but the different and she them she didn't know what it was. I don't think. I don't think she never seen that before. She's having the maid open it for yes? Or when did it feels issue? Did she think she was gonna trip through the door with that one leg on the side, one of her legs just moving in a straight fashion. There was no

knee bend. She look at a newborn fawn or like National Geographic when the baby draft doesn't quite have its legs that it needs to go blow a bachelor. I think about it, is can I just with the heels? Talk to me? I always say, like if I if I have an an event because I don't wear heels, I uh, for so many different You're nice and tall, you don't need heels, I know, but I also have like a huge foot, so if I have to get into a heel, I have a size eleven. Okay, I'm

a ten. I'm not afraid of just like I have to drink three glasses of white wine. So I don't do the new born cult because when the knees knocked and then, But if I have a couple of glasses of wine, I can sort of pull it off. I drink. I have to walk in fields like a d You I you're better with the classes. Well no, I mean justin heels. But this one, and I think part of it is like you know, like lineback gay linebacker lady over here, but this one is O T O A.

This one is a batite, straight little fawn. Uh you think she would be able to rock a heel like I was just surprised she was walking like e Foley Lesbo. Yeah, she's been in like a two change video like out. I was surprised by the lack of rocking a heap. I agree with you, you think that would be she's I think she's a very young twenty three. Like she's sitting in her eating like she's true, but for her and her lifestyle, that heels would have been introduced very earlier.

Maybe the one was like a ten. They probably gave her just said, you know, it's time for you to go to the debutante ball and lose your V card or whatever they do, and Miami, let's go, let's go dip your virgine and some platinum our ten year olds. So nothing. So she spine, I'm gonna just my girl. It's it's like the handicapped thing where they like lower the person, you become a woman. Now, little girl, that weird terminator hand, that's what Vagina looks like. So she says,

I'm gonna blow that room up. I was great. I think so hard, and she says, I definitely know how to turn on the sex charm. And the best part was he invites her and he's happily surprised after he's eliminated Danielle and they closed in on her dirty feet. Yeah, wash her fucking feet, her dirty. I saw them for a hot stage to push it on any her sneaky, sneaky dirty. He called her sneaky sneaky as they're pushing

in on her, disgusting or something. I'm doing a player right now where most of the time I am barefoot, and her feet looked like my feet after scrambling. Yeah, she did not bathe before she went over. She was like, why do you have to pay dick? Is coming to your hair. You want to keep it, you want to keep it right. So she says, I know how to make a man feel good because my heart is gold, but my vision is platinum. I mean she led with that.

This season. They knew it was fantastic. She just repeated it, or is it the playing it like this season she didn't say it again. It was just another just we all got excited. It's what it's what wet our whistle thinking it was going to be the best season ever and it's not great. Quote though, and what is her her? Her feminine wiles consists of like this sort of like hey whatever, Like it's this sort of I roll like

man like care. It's I was like, really per seduction technique is yes, yeah, it's just availability, and you can do this anytime you want, any anything. I'm not ready for you in a bouncy house. I'm ready for you in the on the on the Yes, I got a trench code. We can do it on a on a on a blanket outside and on the driveway anywhere anywhere. I'm ready. I'm good to go. And that has always been I think her closer when it comes to any deal making. She's made in Miami, which is just saying

yes to the friend, I'm good to go. So she goes in and she goes, put your hands on each side, never jig, lightly massage like that's what she said. And and then when I got really jealous of her because I was like, you know exactly what you need. I couldn't do that. That's what she needs, is what she's doing to him. It's like I think, oh, I thought she was telling him, make sure you have two handsome at all times, don't jiggle anything, and lightly massage everything.

That's how to get me the falls. And I was like, I wish I knew I like that because most girls are like if it's Tuesday, I will tell you there's a little like she was platinum. I thought she was describing what she was doing to him. I thought she was an she was doing him. Yeah, I felt like he was putting his hands on her and then she was lightly massage. She was giving him instructions on self off.

I think she was basically like, hang on to me while I do this to you, like you hang on with two hands, and like I will know and I will lightly miss ever jiggle me, like, don't jiggle her, Yeah, she nitroglycerin. What happens if your jiggle platinum and vagina as platinum? And he's like, I'm gonna go with the jiggle move like that. Never I was like, take the jiggle out of my quiver. Okay, it's my best move. All right, you got a platinum vision. I got this

call to jiggler. Who would have guessed that? Actually? Then he goes, I don't think this is a good idea. It's very tempting, but I've learned it's always best to wait in these instances. And she just kept going, oh my god, oh my god. They say, they both say this, this is sexiest words. You here very attractive, very attractive. Other No, I've never said you're very attractive. And she said I'm very attracted. Oh that changes everything the test, but who does that? He's an idiot. You know you

have a very good looking face. That was I was like, did you notice your beautiful I'm about to cut you literally, And then she says, I tried to do something nice for Nick. This is a disaster. It's like, you mean, I tried to blow him and he wouldn't let me. She cannot take any form of like anything less penetration is a disaster. She just when you really break it down, she's it's so sad, like it's just really tragic. How she's like she's running a multi million dollar company and

has no no confidence. She wears a cobration. I want to point it out. It was on again this week. She's got a full cobration. She just wants to literally take take the vision and put it over his face and that's it. That's it. Early on her life, she learned her value involves somehow getting up her vagina. That's how she feels like she's accomplished something. If a boy wants her for that, then she feels like that is my power. And if you take that power away from her,

she's at a loss. She's on her head, vain other things. But she is quirky and funny and strange and she doesn't have these things going for But I don't think she knows it. I know. That's why it's so it's demoralizing at the end, when you were like, take a step back and you're not making fun of everything, and you're like a lot, You're like, she's just broken and she thirty years for what is where? What does she

think of herself. I was also looking at her pounding the cheese, and I'm like, in twenty years, she's going to be like a hundred pounds overweight, Like you know, she's a hot piece of ass. That's not gonna which is good. It's not going to end well. She's just gonna keep getting bloated if she's pounded the cheese. Yeah. I tried to pound the cheese and at a certain point, get real, she's going to be the two divorced cougar at the bar rat closing time, trying to pick up

a young guy who's going to the University of Miami. Yeah, saying I was on the show that Adam Freedman. Right, it's a little platum. Yeah, he's going to have a keyboard and just a loose keyboard, being like I'm still running a multimillion dollar business. It's just gonna be a keyboard at the bar that doesn't plug in that so that he tastes Rachel on a date to the same place he brought in, yell like that that basket that

basket beer. I felt that tradition when you look closely, and they were signing the walls because there was a lot of graffiti behind he and Danielle. I think they went to the same bar. They just didn't point it out. And Um, the bartender gave some advice, and I like the bartender. The bartender I felt like, gave Jorge a run for his money because Grey has resigned from Bachelor Paradigm. He quit, so I'm thinking maybe this I think he

has like he's got some business opportunities. Yeah he does, Okay, Um, what business opportunities the love boat. I'm guessing that's probably what happened. He probably got representation and he wanted a better had you befriended him as they befriended him, and I think they told him that he should like agent up and try to And so maybe it's just she visits there every year and I bet knowing her, they probably his contact informations. Maybe we should find out happen

to her. Hey, so he said make sure he needs you. He doesn't just want you. It's what the bartender said to Neck and then she were a scort and then um, and then who can pull off that outfit? Only and she almost didn't pull it off. That was when it was the wind was blowing. I thought pair of short shorts and a cape. It was because I love a scort. I love it's like it's a short and the score. I love a score. But that was a tough score because it was like a cargo short and like a long.

That was a tough one to pull off. I felt like he was in a score and I felt like it was something new, like what's a what's a short and a cape? Escape escape? A ship shape a a shape escape escape. Yeah, it's a tough one. Cape and a short coort. You know what? She didn't count on it being that windy when she wore it. Somebody knows. They get ready to the Bahamas. You know that Adam Friedman is gonna rock him. You know, you know around five pm that wind is gonna kick out, that by

wind is going to kick up. You know. You know, there's not going to be a label that you can see on a beer bubble. It's gonna be a casing wicker. You're gonna be drinking your beer out of wicker, an old old So they go on their thing. He's bringing up her dad. Who's gonna her dad. I can't wait to see him try and wow her dad, sir. She wants him to call him sorry, So have you brought a lot of guys home like me? And like, come on, Nick,

she knows she's black, Yeah, I know you're white. Can we just have an honest conversation about at this point? So guys, a lot of guys like a loser time a cry baby, cries all the time and wears kids and like to her credit, she knew what he was talking about. It when is he gonna what do you think is gonna happen? Now that we know she's he's gonna get so intimidated, like this is sir. This is where it gets really honor like a bummer because we

have four left, right, but then there's three roses. The shot of the three roses on the plate, right, so we're saying maybe one of them gets cut, right, so there's only traditionally actions. I think that's bullshit. I think that's probably for they have. There used to be only three hometowns forever and the four they just added. The four has been a couple of seasons, but there's always finished. There's no rules. He can do whatever he wants, so he could easily say to Chris B I'm not feeling

it with this girl. Can we can sit on a capsized boat and have a conversation exact regularly. Now that we know that Rachel, I don't think they're gonna leak Rachel and have it Rachel be down to the two, but we have we have Karin, So for fantasy suitets, we're gonna have Karine, Vanessa and I just don't know if they three fantasy sweets. Do you think he's going to bring Rachel home though? Is what I'm saying, because because they used to do it in reverse order, they

do four hometowns. There's three fantasy sweets, there's two that go to his parents. Yeah, but they're what I'm saying is I don't know if there's going to be four hometowns because there was only I feel like I feel in the same way that it's like he's going to walk out on the girls at the beginning of this week. It could be, but now they have you have Rachel because of the league. I hate the leak. I hate

everything about He's already given the rose to Raven. So the other three, there's three on the plate and it goes to each of them, he's already given one out. Yeah, that's what he said. I don't want to do it in front of everyone. So now we're going to meet Rachel. What I'm saying, that's like, let's say we we go to Rachel's hometown. Yeah, we all know, it's like just fast forward. We all know it's absolutely be a reason why they're doing that. Then they must. It's every reality.

Steve is about to leak it. I mean he did it. Usually they ignore it. Steve as a douche bag, but usually ignore everything. Got a very popular blog. So yeah, they'll be four. Now, it's just I know, do they have to go back and like edit it all out? Do they? You know they're doing it as is. I think they're just excited that they have a black bachelore. Just it's it's I just I'm disappointed. It's okay, friend, that's why you have That's why you have the safe

cubby hole in the comic book. I'm just going to go to my safe space with Biminium. Okay. So then he goes, he goes to I don't want to cut her at the roast ceremony. There's three roads left. There's one we've been ray. I'm going to tell her in person. So he goes where's Christina, Poor Christina, And she was hiding in the cupboard. Her comfort was in the back of a closet behind some shoe boxes, because she said, you didn't give me a fair chance, and I want

Bachelor in Paradise, Christina, please, she was so sweet? Was it? Did he did? He? It was one? It was either Danielle or Christina. Where he was trying, but I thought it came out like, oh, he didn't need to say that. It was something like I think it might have been Danielle. I might be getting confused where he was just like I feel like um to get to a place of love or looking for like he really liked laid it on thick and he's like, then I don't see it. Yeah,

I can't remember. It was Danielle Christina. But it was weight. It was a little bit much like it wasn't necessary, was Christina? Was it Christina? Don't know. It's terrible that it's becoming a blow right now. I don't know the answer. His closing arguments are pretty similar with each and everything they did. They start off with words like, well, I'm so bad at breaking out, like that part would kill me, and you have to do it again and again. I

think he did give her a chance though. Yeah, and he's just like she was tough, and she was like, she was like, I have a lot to offer. It was awful. It was awful. I hope she was bent over in the couch bawling with the other girls. It looked like one of those National geographic specials where the troop of monkeys like mourns the dead one that fell out of the tree. I was like, this is the most because I love her. She cuddles with them, She's like a little It was down. They're all like they're

like some moments of morning ceremony. They were cleaning her and petting her and getting her ready for the funeral. It was on so I so, you guys, this has been such a joy I think. I mean, in theory next week, all four of those girls are getting hometowns. I suppose that's what. I can't help but thinking that Rachel's gonna be gone sooner than later, if they even if they sent her out on Jimmy Kimmel last night,

for dad's sakes, shouldn't there's something something. There's something. Yeah, I just don't see him meeting the dad and doing all that what we know. I'm gonna I'm still gonna be surprised. I think he's crapping his pants at the thought of meeting her federal judge. Quite possibly. But then but then there's always three. It just Fox with their thing. There's always only three fantasy sweets, so that just Fox with their amounts. But he's he goes row. Who knows

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and help pick the tweet of the week. Tweet the week. Here we go, Tweet of the week. Okay, here we go, Tweet of the week, and this was pick. So they're they're whittled down by Anna in um. She's in Iran and she's sending these to me, which is amazing. Our first tweet of the week contender is from you know base seth vat base on one. You can't beat around the bush with Karn since Raquel already removed it. Wow. Good,

that is good, good, good, okay. Number two Christina Gordon Mack at Christina g Mac c mac number of times I predicted Nick would cry tonight three actual number of times four thousand nine people are on point today at Steve Isaac tweeted us, did you notice that Karin was afraid to walk through that automatic door? Yes? Yes, I like I like that one. Last night I was like, yes, I like that one. Okay, we have Ian's pardon me for saying this wrong. Ian is cesara. Um. I want

to take Nick home to my family. Okay, one minute, you say it out loud in your accent. I want to take Nick home to family traditional Russian lipstick dinner meeting no family. So we have and finally we have Carl Clocker's Karin, after being shut down by Nick, does not compute offered platinum visian Visian declined error error error. Okay, Ralph, you get to pick the final two and then we'll vote. Okay, we have number one. You can't beat around the bush

of crinces. Raquel already removed it. Number two. Number of times predicted Nick, we cry three actual number of times four thousand, nine or twenty six. Did you notice that Krim is afraid to walk through that automatic door. I want to take Nick home to family, traditional Russian lipstick dinner meeting no family. And Karin, after being shut down by Nick, does not compute offered platinum vision vision declined

error err error. What are your top two? Um? Well, obviously tradition, the Russian dinner, and then there's the others in my opinion, but let's go with the butch can't be run the bulls. Okay, so we have traditional, we have the Russian, and then we have our Keel's already removed it. It could have been fullies delivery. But I'm going with diner. Okay, okay, lipstick dinner. Oh my godstick dinner. I want to take you nickcom to family Traditionally. The winner is I want to take nick Coom to family

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asked for rolls, rolls. You did not give me chance. I put lipstick on because if I get hungry. Also, even I already side, yeah, I accepted fucking rolls. Hi now leading noticed dot com