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"Draft Picks: Tri-Force Style" With Paget Brewster & Ralph Garman!

May 18, 20171 hr 4 min
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Paget Brewster & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to do the Pre-Season draft picks of the MOST DRAMATIC BACHELORETTE SEASON ever! Salamanders- Nature's Gentlest Miniature! Lip Tattoos! Rib Tattoos! Back Tattoos! OH MY! So many personal trainers SO LITTLE TIME!!!!!!! - Arden has a fever dream about walking to Mexico! - Erin thinks the "Tickle Monster" may be an Amber Alert! - Paget informs us that serial killers make a lot of puns! - Ralph wants the ladies to open a chain Breastaurant in their matching Cold Shoulder tops! Katie, Anna and Scout all weigh in!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON RACHEL LINDSAY'S SEASON!! Let's do this!!!

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No entering nervous Stockholm. Oh yeah, Harry got to don't fight a bigger girl and with the one Cravey match girl this chill little style. Oh my god, season five podcast. Maybe that's keeping me going, Oh my god, you guys, we did it. Hello everybody, This is Arta Marine, host of Will You Accept This Rose, and we are about to do our draft picks for the Rachel Lindsey season. Could not be more excited, couldn't sleep last night Santa

was coming and Santa's name is Chris Harrison. With me today, I have my glorious platonic life partner and co host, Miss Aaron Folly. I'm wearing my wonder Woman cups. Oh my god, Aaron. First of all, you look hot and ship. Have people often told you that you look like wonder woman? No Secretary of State was the first one to tell me that. Well, you know that can't be true. You look beautiful. I never I have never gotten a Linda Linda Carter. I just had um. I just want to

tell you I think you look beautiful today. I like your zipper. The zipper. We all dressed up, but just to give you a visual here, I basically dressed up as if I was going to be barrel rolling out of the limo to win Rachel Lindsay's heart. You look fantastic. That is matching somebody else's, but we'll get to that in a second. I'm wearing my red cowgirl boots given to me by the Secretary of State, and um, just

for those coming up, this is thrilling news. Nashville was such a hit that Aaron and I are going to bow with be performing at Zaney's Rosemont outside of Chicago. We're doing our first ever live podcast where we break down an episode Wednesday, June four. You can get tickets on my website, art marine dot com or Zaney's Rosemont. And then all weekend Aaron and I they were doing four shows together Friday and Saturday night where we're both doing stand up. If you guys want to see us,

so come see us. So much fun. I can't stand it, so much fun. And then I'm also going to be performing at Rooster te Feathers July six, sent to California. Do you have anything else, Miss Aaron, that you want to play? Um, I'm gonna be in New York City June where Caroline's Jay great to my right, a woman who is rocking a cold shoulder top, rocking as secretary of state, and I just forced myself on her. I friendship. I was like a friendship frat boy forcing myself. I said,

you are now one of my best friends. Whether you like it or not. I don't know how she took it. Our Secretary Streight, you know from Criminal Minds. You know her from another period, miss Paget, Brewster and Arden. I was genuinely asking for it. I did drug. How did it feel? How did it feel? Does it feels good? Doesn't it? Yeah? The pleasure hasn't gone. Are you serious? God?

I so rarely please. I aimed to please, and when I actually found the spot, Oh my god, think oh immediately, first time out of the gate, the big Oh, you have no idea how bad? The first hand job I ever gave was. I have apologized on television to this human, but I'll apologize again. Carter whisnand I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Moving on to my left. Don't go from hand jobs to me? Oh my god. The only man straight enough to handle this ship show? He uh he. He hosts

his own podcast called Hollywood Babylon with Kevin Smith. We love you so much. We reached out to you. We were like, re brave enough to come do it. You came, you came prepared, Mr Ralph Garment. Is there anything either one of you guys want to promote before we chit chat? Well, you mentioned Holly with Babylon Kevin Smith and I'll be doing it on the road. We're doing um June tenth at Irvine at the Great and then we're going to be in the Hard Rock Orlando do Orlando Live September three.

I've played there. What a great room I have the first time beautiful, You'll have a good time. It's really good. It's beautiful. I have my parents fiftieth wedding anniversary about their love for each other. I've been helping Jenner marain By throw pillows on one King's lane. So that's what I've been up to. I want you to know Ralph, just so you know, we just did our first live podcast ever in Nashville and it was we all went.

It was a blast. It was a blast, so much fun, and we are really we're a little I'm a little you should probably do an intervention. We got a little too deep into the Bachelor Nation. We hung out with about short contestants and and I knew I was excited for people when I heard that certain people have gotten STD tested to maybe go to Paradise. And that's when I thought it's time for me to go back to l ax As to the news was too exciting for me. But your your passion doesn't diminish at all when you

come back to Los Angeles win. That is Bachelor Nation. If part of your part of your job application is an STD test, like things are going well, you know what? Really I got excited. I did depending upon the result of and with us, of course we have Scout and Katie, Katie, you were a ball in Nashville? Did you did you have fun in Nashville? Katie? You? Who did you like

the most of all the Bachelor contestants? Danie Danielle And we want to say, and this is something you and I were talking about, how before we go into this season held cop and her called shoulder cops in the same top, the same top, in the same Oh my god, this is starting to get a chain restaurant vibe in this room. If you want Peaks, I love his best restaurant. I love chain restaurants, but I think a restaurant is a great idea of restaurant. I can't believe no one's

done that. You should do a restaurant, you guys. I wish I could take credit for it, but it's Twin Peaks is the name of a restaurant chain that that caused themselves a restaurants really smart. It's starting to spread across the country. People are starting smart. People are so smart and Twin Peaks. I need to work at a restaurant for the rest of my life. I have a huge rack. We all we actually also really have huge racks. I had to cut the straps off because I have

you got the straps off to you. I'm wearing. Well, here's what we want to take. Going back to Danielle M being your favorite from from Nash Fresh, Danielle M she was the neo natal nurse and this is what we were saying that we called her boring on the podcast, just to be honest about it. So yes, yes, very Willows too. She was elegant, but ad so if we make fun of you, if you're listening to this, this is just for sport. We didn't know and then we

hung out with her. She was delightful and hilarious, absolutely amazing. Took her time with all the guests after the podcasts. Funny. Yeah, we stayed at the club for seventeen hours. I'm still there in my mind. It actually sounds more like a challenge. If you are a bachelor or bachelor at contestant, you can turn us around, you know what you're absolutely can go from mocking you exactly. I like that exactly. I like that, And I wanted to also say I was

just in Canada. Yuck. Yesks Calgary. There were so many fans of the podcast that came. There were these cute girls that came in there, Shetland, Pony will cut you. I can't believed. Why don't you have to get those T shirts? I don't have any money right now. Bachelor podcast don't pay as much as you think they would. But that's okay. My my money trains coming, Rob, don't

worry about me. Stops stop putting dollar bills in my in my breath and my breastaur on the top, Anna, you were really fun and Nashville did you have fun? You were? And Anna, you killed it with that flyer for the live I mean it. Um, here's my hope. First of all, before we get started, how excited are all of us for Rachel Lindsay and the fact that what if the whole franchise, what if we get a black Bachelor afterwards? How exciting would that be? ABC will

never let it happen. It's never gonna happen. No, every other perhaps things go well, but I don't know if we're gonna get back to backs. We might so for people at Obama, for older white men, they do so well in positions of power. So here's how it's gonna work this time, as you guys. First of all, we there's a few things. But there's a few items of business. One uh, we we were going to pick today our

top three final contestants. If you've read Real Steve, please don't play our game because we don't read that ship and we just go by gut instay, So tweet to us and also send us your top Craig Craig pick Um. But you can also join us. We're gonna have our own little forum of the league on the ABC Bachelor. So you find w y a t R podcast, So you find that and you can register, but please email

us or tweet to us. Rose podcast at gmail dot com and if you're playing along right now at home, we're on the ABC site and we're just gonna start at the top. We're gonna go through guy by guy. First up, we have Adam. Are we read? Are you read? I'm gonna read. I'll read the descriptions. First off, we have Adam. Adam is twenty seven years old, and if will you put for me down the if? He's a potential for me just because I can't write on my computer. He has a he's a twenty seven year old real

estate agent. They don't say where people are from. Did they used to? They did? They did? They did for some of them? In what you sent? Okay, hold on, that's okay. It doesn't say it. It doesn't say I promise you, I promise you. It's okay. Um there, he's sick foot to His top three favorite movies are Transformers, the Pursuit of Happiness in The Wolf of Wall Street, typical Saturday night. Well, if it's not with my couch and I would go out with some friends. Um, I

don't know, man, need it? Next? Yeah, he's kind of boring, right, The most romantic present you've ever received him? Why threesome. It was my birthday. I don't think Adam. Okay, you can crash me out, cross out Adam for art art is not in a right Let's just take him off the board. He's off the board. Okay, Number two we have Alex. Now, I did watch part my My Internet wasn't that good. I watched part of Chris Harrison Lives. He assures us that his eyebrows are not this crazy.

I think when he's not styled by the demons at ABC who do bad styling, I feel like this guy style better. Could be kind of hot Alex. He's twenty eight, he's an information system supervisor, which dealer, He's a shady He's six foot two. Um, here's what I don't like about him. His three worst attributes are selfish, unemotional, and unapologetic undateable. Next is that out? But I think Arden says that he might make it far. That doesn't mean

she might not want to make out with him. What you just said, Yeah, Arden thinks he might make Oh that Arden might want to make it out with him. That I think that she might not know that you speak about yourself in the third I'm talking about yourself. The thing she wants to write it down, write it down, it's Italy. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Is this the thing you're doing? Can you imagine? Imagine? Can you imagine? Because I'm playing the ship and he's cute. He's cute,

That's what I mean. What does he do again? I just I'm trying to write it. He's an information system supervisor or unemployed podular. I mean, do you guys want to And here's another thing, is like, no one admits bad stuff about themselves. If he is saying that he is selfish and and emotional and everything, if he that's that's the good version of himself. But she might not know that. I'm just saying, here's the other thing that's bad about him. The top three favorite musical groups and

why cold Play Beatles can't think of a third. Music isn't a big part of my life? God terrible Muriel. He's a radio but at least I can three music outfit that. He also said that he ate a live salamander once. This guy that's een Khaki's guy tacks across. The salamanders are gentle miniatures. Okay, they're known as nature's mental miniature. Gentle giants who are are gentile managers. Anyone who says otherwise that might have to be the that

might have to be the name of our podcast. Une I defended the cell Anderson Court the gentle much like the Shelling. Okay, Anthony, I think I'm gonna put him down as one of my picks. Let's see, he's twenty six, he's six ft three, he's an education software manager. He Um, he's laid back. He's he's the laid back one that turns into the party starting as a night goes on. So he's not like a full blown boozehound. Worse, he's

a drunk you can't stop. No, he's flying at the beginning of the night and he's hammered by the end of the night. That's what he's telling you. What if he's what if he's shy and I think open up, which still devolves into alcohol. I think they're asking says, describe yourself as the party starter, wingman or laid back one. Yeah, I had to answer it. He's reliable, self sufficient. Although he did use the phrase emotionally intelligent, which I don't

ever want to hear again. Um. His outrageous thing he ever did was taking a job to teach English and Indonesia with minimal preparation. I like it. I like it. Okay, I'm gonna put a B plus um and he actually put like a book like like he actually seemed to he got he got a full Bright grant to teach in the Ivory Coast. Jesus, alright, because Rachel's very smart. Yeah, he's young though, he's twenty six. I think she's thirty one, Is that right? Now? That's anything within fifteen and twenty

years is great. So you're saying that, I stand a chance that's Anthony. She's thirty two, okay, six years old. On your team. He's on my team. He's on my potential team. Wait, who so far do we want to make these choices at the end of the well, I mean there's like twenty five more people to go. We have to cull for the herd. Blakey seems like a real deal deal hole. He's a third. He's a thirty one year old aspiring drummer. Oh boy, well you get either drum or you can it all fairness, The arts

are difficult, especially drums, the gentle miniatures of the musical world. No, you can't be. How did you feel about Vanessa and Nick in the end Ralph? We missed you. I had lost all complete interest. But you know what, your commitment is pretty high to the franchise, to you love it. I'm in. I'm even gonna be watching the Bachelor Winter Games. Oh my god, I'm so excited for that. Can we just say why do people put a spidering like you're a drummer. He's not, has not made anything. You can't

still a drummer. But I say give yourself the better, the benefit of the doubt. You have to be paid something somewhere along the line to be a blank. Yeah. It's like I can say I'm a lawyer. I could say I'm a comedian. I did stand up for seven years in New York City and lost money. Yeah, I was still standard. That's different than you got up on stage and you were working your craft. Now I get paid for it, So you're really a comic. I bet he's not. He's got like a toy drum set in

his mother's house. Always probably got a drum set in his mother's house. He's just not being paid. Para paradatal, paradatal, paradat Harold Hill and the music man system. I'm going to work it out first before here. Here's another reason why this background on Blake. Yeah, yeah, you're interesting. Yeah. Also works as a private personal trainer. He's a part time fitness model, and he has appeared on television before on we TV's Exile. That's actually that you have this.

That's good that you have this. If there's any other you can do that dating the audition dating show, It's like, yeah, he sucks, he wants to be on. He also said, if you could watch in the movie right now, what would it be and why the new fifty Shades of Gray movie? Because I love taboo sexy stuff. You're an idiot. You wouldn't even know taboo sexy stuff. And if it rammed you up the a hole. Okay, here's the one that Kate. This is Katy's guy, Blake, ka hot Asian

marine who's six six ft tall. He's a veteran, he's twenty nine. Um, we're excited about Blake. We want Blake to go far. Um. He was in the U. S Marine. If okay, this is not a good answer. If you were stranded on a desert island, what would it be made of? Chipotle? Because Chipotle is my life and I like goes Blake Blake and I like Pole is, like fucking uh what you call that? That diarrhea medicine. It's

like to give you diary. It's like a diary, like if you need diary has never been exposed to, Like if you're a wrestler, Well, he's Asian. He who's I mean maybe he's like his favorite what's the Asian chain? Like pant Express? Really like I love pant Express and he's Asian? Noshe beef ball? That's terrible. I just had that. That's I wanted to try it and give dog food.

Why don't you wanted to try? Because I want to try every to try every fast food place, every chain said that so so aspirationally like I wanted to try it, and I did special I got signed backed by CBS like criminal Minds, and I celebrated you when I'm on like a product test fast, I did too. I got a chicken ball and beef better both. I like she started off side note Katie, I got a squatty potty. Oh, how is it out? I'm still bound up? I think

I need yes, I still haven't chatting chicken. I'm a lady, I don't go to the bathroom. Okay, moving along, I'm giving Blake an I like Blake, Okay, I like like to although he said what info do we have? On another he said, who do you admire most of the world? And why my beautiful mother. Words can express how grateful I am to have you in my life. I love you, mom. Blake said that, yeah, all right, he's back up. All right, I'll try to right, Okay, Okay, Brady, here we go. Brady.

You guys. He is a feel free to chime and if you see anything raw. He's a twenty nine year old male model. He is six ft two. Um. He has his most outrageous thing he's ever done. Was moved to Milan on his own for two months. It's like I walked to Mexico alone when I was like eighteen, Like, get a fucking right, this is not a good example. You're not moving there, No, get back to your drug mule. He was on spring break, and I was in springbreak at hatdrops Ray Island, and I wasn't old enough to

drink in the United States. So we watched to Mexico. We took we drove to the border and then walked over the border, and then my date ditched me there and I had to walk back and hitch back to the hotel. It wasn't a good moment in my life. You guys, do you tell people you moved to Mexico? Everything turned out well for me. I host a bachelor podcast and I'm with a wonder woman and I'm with people. It's like the time we all printed bikes and went to Fellusia. This guy that is so gay, let's what

but that's why I'm not. I'm not. But he went to he went to Milan on his own to model. So we're trobably staying in a model apartment that I am. That's um, that's not okay. Here we go, Brian moving along. So so I'm putting Brady's not in okay thirty seven? Thanks, like I could lie in Sam thirty seven and be back totally get away. Okay, I'm thirty four. Yeah, I'm funny. Thank you, guys, Thank you so much. He's a chiropractor.

That's like real. I like it. He's six ft two, um wingman, party starter, laid back when depends on how many drinks I've had, um l o L I'm out. He said, L O L. I probably start kind of laid back and work my way up to party status at this point in my life. So he's not pretending like he's not thirty seven. But where okay, okay, um a little deep background? Yes please, he's a chiropractor. It's a staff carpractor for a business called the Accident and

Injury Team, which sounds or something. Right, All right, I'm out, I'm out. He goes by the nickname dr Abs. Okay, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. I'm Brian Okay. Bryce has a really stupid haircut like the falcon. Nice square jaw though, look at that square jaw. That's quite a crazy jaws. And if you don't like it, he's got elfin ears. But firefighter, you guys. He can hear the fires. Oh he stays square too. He has done a door with his jaw. How old is he? Do you guys?

Hear something? Here's a fire on Ford s Oh, he's no problem. It was just salimanders, the most gentle miniatures. I cannot okay, they're thirty, they're thirty. He's thirty. He has tattoos under his left arm and ribs as a tribute to his brothers, or they did, or they just probably firefighter Okay, except that I accepted the firefighters entire work by him. Okay, I don't understand this. He's he's a laid back shot of gasoline when the fire starts

to die, so like the so like. I think he's laid back, But when the party's gonna end, he can keep it going. I'm an accelerate. That's what I am. What firepuns screams that he talks in firepuns. Okay, that's what I'm. What arson investigators look for after the party's over, and I got a hose that doesn't stuff ladies. Firepuns. Punting is a symptom of um uh. Serial killers? Is that whole family? The serial killers? Because no impulse control, they pun a lot? Is that true? I'm not kidding.

Tell me everything. They hunt a lot. What I like? I like everything. I like that. It's only because we have control of our impulses. Like like, if we just had no impulse control, you would all go on punning like that. That's killing like that, we would that punning. There's a quarrel. Oh my god, Bryce out, brices out. I'm working solely because he's a fire firefighter. Maybe I'll go in there, maybe with you. Okay, Dean has pretty eyes, he's got smile the eyes. They've styled his hair in

a stupid manner. He's twenty six years old, he's six ft two. He's a startup recruiter. That feels likewise, what do you know about? That feels like a lie? Is recruiting for a tech recruiting company. Okay, can't recruit for recruiting company of recruiting. It's like the inception of recruiting, recruiting side recruiting recruited. And you don't. I'm recruiting you to recruit. You know you're not. That's that's just unemployment

recruit dot com. Okay, listen to this here, listen where his tattoos are, his mom's initials on his chest, artwork on his back, his friend's initials on his back, Righteous on his inner lip. Wait a minute, Latin on hip, tri force on inner arm? What the fund is tri force? Like a Greek pitchwork? That was the salamander from Grandoft. All right, that's got to stop. Wait. Does he have any skins from his social media? Yes, that's all you

need to know about Dean. No, he has Righteous. He's the gayest guy I've ever seen in my entire because you know, just on the pictures. I had him as my number four. Oh, I got it. Side on the Tri Forces coming up, Ralph Badger Brewster in Tri Forces women together, they stop people from punny tri Force. You see them a rap party at the Oceanoya people. Wait, I can't. I'm so obsessed with Dean in his tattoos that that that is that photo is photo Ross Matthew

Is that photo in her lip tattoo? Only livestock have tattoos on their interview he has, He has righteous on his interview. Also has a long world that says Dick with an arrow. Yes, he has a Dick signed right pointed to his button. My friend drew Dick. My friend drew like Dick stuff all over me in college with this guy's name on it. And then I hooked up with the guy while his name was written all over

my body. The secrets coming out today, gadget. I can't tell if she's skipped a therapy session too, or I'm just being truthful today. Tragic past. You know what, I wasn't slutty though in college. I was wildly on popular, but I was. I was well, I was wildly popular, like as like a buddy, but as like a neutered court, like a neutered cell amander, until they started drawing on you. Then the men couldn't keep friends once they saw the tattoos all over my body. You know, yes, I didn't

think my friends were. I met this guy who I had such a crush on, but I didn't talk to him because I had no confidence of the guys. So they were all like joking around, like I will tell you isn't if they were joking around because I would never tat talk to him, and so it was like

not even a chance in a million. The next night we were at a party and I was like, like the gods were smiling on me kind of, And then we went back tried forces smiling on me, and then we went back to his place, and I realized that this stranger had like has like could have taken my shirt off and found his own name and he never met me written all over my tour. So oh god, Okay, I thought they drew like I thought you fell asleep. They drew penis on the face and his name across

your fat then you hooked up. No no, no, no, no doesn't like yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm scared. He didn't know that, he wouldn't know. He never, on your matter, new he never knew, he never knew. We needed to take that moment and clarify, uh, what was terrible story and say, fat, pagetor yoga. You're worried about one of your best really worried about one of your best friend? Who am I in your life? One of

my best friends? That did not have to include my husband. So, oh, my good, you're you're right up there, right up there. That's so good. Okay, that felt so good. I feel so good. Where now we're at? Dean? Is that the same guy who just had the right That is the same guy. That's the same guy. Let me see that photo again of the one you had. I don't know that is doesn't even look terrible. It's like here, it's like the improv you've decided not to Yeah, exactly know

you'll never get exactly Okay. I think Katie loves de Mario. Katie, let's hear it. De Mario he's six four and he's executive recruiter and he's got Katie's heart. He's so hot. Yeah, I think he's really hot. I think he's really cure. I actually didn't read his bio though, until just now. He's six four. He's his biosuck. You know, it doesn't suck. It's just a little weird. It is kind of gay. I'm sorry, but he says stuff like this ready. I'm sorry,

but he says stuff like this. Ready. Um, I love that. Do you like being the center of attention or before being missing? I won't lie. I love attention? Is not like like not like two thousand seven Brittany spears attention or two thousand eleven sheen natural attention, like when Justin and britt were those incredible den amount so much in his mouth? Okay, standard desert island? What would be made of strawberry cheesecake? Come's? Is he like a like a mouse?

Gteer fetish? He says, what's your ideal Maids personality? Outgoing, geeky but cool like the Fons. That's it. That's a very strange. Did he grow up inside a television? Yeah? What's the most romantic present you've ever given him? Why? Surprise tickets to see Beyonce and jay Z because Bay and Jay equals everyone's relationship goal. No, no, no, no, tomorrow. I'm sorry, he might be Katie. Do you want me to put him in your No, Katie changed your mind right away. I think I think Diggie is cute. I

like Diggie. Diggie is thirty one, he's a senior inventory analysts, he's five foot eleven. He is okay, although this is a red flag typical Saturday night, like for you now, I'm trying to recover from all the day drinking. It can consist of napping, to going back out or just recovering. How much day drinking are you doing? Yeah? Right now, she'd be impressed. I didn't drink before I got here. It wasn't was outrageous thing you've ever done. A trip to Cancoon on spring break where we had a sexual

positions contest. He's out, I'm out, I'm out making I'm to stick it in her dress night. Yeah, and he's going to be drunk in the pool. I predict Diggy gets booted a media. You think that's good. We should have one who's the who's the drunkest at the cocktail party? I think in the pool? Okay, Eric is cute, but I don't think he's a bad boy enough. He's a twenty nine year old personal trainer. He's very cute. I love sakes foot too. Um let's see, let's see, he

would be Tony Robbins. Came in with my list. He would be Tony Robbins because he hosts amazing seminars and impacts the masses deep background. He is a motivational speaker okay, no, thank you, and fitness enthusiast. He's a former model. He's given up that way of life. He's moving on to more more intellectual pursuit of personal training. He is from Baltimore, Maryland, and um, I like him to I think, I think, Okay, he's from Balmer. I wrote him down here on my

scrap paper that I brought in that he's my number two. Wow, I don't. I'm not keeping him around. I find motivational speaker creepy but very persuasive. Though you can't have a personal trainer. That's a bad motivational speaker. What happened? Fatty? Like you gotta you gotta rise to the left. I think they've got a certain swagger and a certain dynamic. Okay, alright, I think so he looks to me, he looks the

most kinds. He has kind of intelligent guy in this whole thing, And I think chef would we like Blake? We like Blake the Marine, but like this guy. I've seen other pictures of him and he's really hot. He is okay, all right, so I'll put it. I'll put him down as a maybe for me. Fred. He's twenty seven, he's six ft tall. He's an executive assistant. They put him in a dump sweater I'm sorry for on Reading Rainbow,

actually an episode of Reading Rainbow. He honestly looks like the most boring man, except if you scroll down he wasn't wearing pants. What background do we have on this guy? I think, if you be someone else for one day, who would it be? And why? Ellen degenerous? Because she seems to love what she does and people's days are brightened when they are around her. All right? Fred works in television and film production here in Los Angeles. It's he Oh, he works at He works at works at

Churn Peter. His greatest achievement is attending to grad school programs from two different universities simultaneously and graduating from both in the same weekend. Okay, this show, I'm giving him a note. Uh, my perfect hometown date would be with my sisters and my mom. Okay, now he's too nice. Too nice doesn't belong on this show. This season, I think we're going to see a lot of big spike in Okay for people. You know what, you might be right, she might. I love it when my date pays for

the meal. What he said that biggest fear of the fear of having my card declined. He's, bro, poor guy, just why would you just you have two masters and then it's going so well except for the top, and then he's like, I can't get my card. I Grant is twenty nine. He's an emergency medicine physician. He's five ft eleven um. Let's say he's a physician, which means he's a doctor. I'm not calling him doctor. He's a

empt Yeah, empty dude. Let's say most embarrassing moment. He once had a stomach bug in Peru and had to defecate in a cut open to a leader good ball, in the back of a tour bus. I like that at all. I don't. I just wish I could defecate in the back of it. Okay, my god, that's a good quality. I thought, Okay, I'm giving him a name. You guys are responded to dumping in a finding to the honesty and the courage that it took to say it. Yeah. The other one is like, my debit card is gonna okay, Okay.

Favorite music anything I can dance to. Ice Ice Baby is also one of my favorite songs because I used to sing it at bar Mitzvah's on stage. He was a bar Mitzvah entertaining like him more and more the more you're saying, okay, so then you're hot. You're hot. You gotta put on your you gotta put your wonder Woman bathing suit on. Aaron egga Egg, he's got a cute name. He's not going to win, but he's adorable. He's thirty, he's a consulting firm CEO. Um. His worst

attributes are passionate, loyal, and witty. Well, um, okay, is no shot, by the way, In case it doesn't, she's just making him out from the background of his photo. That's how. That's how barely there he is. Katie hates this next guy's face so much. Jack Stone, I got a special text about how much she hates his face. I want to hear about this. While she was busy looking at can I say who you were looking at today? Michael Fastbender. She was alternating big between going I hate

this guy's face and he's so fucking hot. I can't look at him. Michael Fastbenders, tell us, tell us, tell us about my How was it he that would hurt you the most? Handsome? Was the best accent. He's so nice and funny. It's just unfair. And he's back in major. He's that he's got a major rang. Okay, you might have to work up to that. I would have to bang several to get to Michael husband. One of them could be Jack Stone. Jack jack Stone is also one

of the stars of Trifles Coming Out. Okay, Katie hates his face. He's thirty two, he's an attorney. He's five ft eleven attorney right. Yeah. Yes, she's hard on her. He's hard on himself. He's anxious and competitive. He admired Yeah Stone, I'll meet you at the beet Fall jack Stone and Stone and Stone partners. He admired his mom battling cancer. She always stayed positive as us for life until the very end, the thing he reveals on episode six. Yeah, yeah,

the story. No, it really affected me and changed my life. Yeah, exactly. So that's when I ended up putting stone and stone and stone, stone, stone, Stone and stone and stone, stone, and harder on myself, but harder hitting my pants. My khakis are in large, Stone and stone. Try for her. His favorite flower is the tulip, because they're basically roses without thorns. Katie, you're about to say something reading is by alway's not that bad. I just don't like the picture.

The picture is bad. The picture is this is someone hiding someone. This is someone who sugar in your gas tank when you turn him down for a day. Something wrong with the bus for Stone and Stone hide tank bad. It's a bad pickure. He's hiding something by a lake, looking very sort of all right, Well that's better. Looks average. He looks like he doesn't look like the right. It might be he's right, he's a big I don't know. I think he's got to okay, Jamie, Jamie. He's thirty two,

but he's five ft nine. He's shorter. He's a sales account executive. He's got a tattoo on his left shoulder that's currently being removed of what. I don't know, Kimberly, um um could be someone else for just one day. Who would it be? And why? Someone less fortunate? So I appreciate my life more. I don't buy it. I just don't like the e y at the end of Jamie too. Don't like what his most embarrassing moment getting caught masturbating. What is there? Is there any more details?

Getting wine? Where do you see yourself in five years? I'm trying not to make plans in life because he made one tattoo and now he's erasing it, like beat it. What does your ideal mate look like? A model? I'm out go fund yourself. God, Jett another face in life, then you can bag a model to Jamie with a y. You're terrible, Jetta Dia, Jetta da talk about bad photos. That's tough. Sat on a bottle Rockett the fourth of July social un by the kissing something. They pulled him

out of a shire for that phone. But Heliski is a nice chest for people. Don that phone t shirt. Look at him there, he looks kind of okay, like it's like he could be built. It looks like someone pulled up the top of his face right before he smiled. It really does. And I don't know how to explain why that. It's like someone took two fingers, grabbed the top of his eyes and pulled up. Maybe he got that otox. I don't. It's almost like he's he's got

a follicular challenge with his eyebrows. I'll tell you what. He's got a hair, please, got tattoos. He has a cross on his wrist and Proverbs three farm back, and then he has a wolf on his left shoulder, and he has a wolf his left shoulder, a little red riding hood and the other one. Okay, okay, thirty five and what does he do? He is an er physician ship See now she'll like that. He's you go by Jed.

That's exactly by Jed. And you don't have a proverb on your effing wrists, jeddah obvious or just Ben had like mark of the Covenant on your stomach? Then like a full page that when he was in the box zone with Jojo and the waterfalls, what happened to no happiness by the way side, No, we didn't discuss that. They broke Let's take a breathe God. She hated him? Did you I you didn't me? It was? It was Rob Benedict and Lauren Lobkiss and I watched a few

episodes of that should show them. She hated him. She hated him? Freeform policy. Did I just show you my left hip by accident? Just the top? I feel like I just really showed you my left tip. I was trying to tuck it in and I had I felt like I fully showed you my levet it um my secret rack. Okay, by the way, she hated him. She just tried to write it out as long as she could. They didn't even make it. They didn't make it two years. So she has to give the ring back to Neil Lane.

It was she couldn't they only get to keep the ring if they stayed together for two years, then they can sell it and split the proceeds years. It couldn't even they couldn't even make it two years? Just sell that ring? When has that been? Always don't know? Just how do you know that that's good? How excited are we for the Bachelor Winter Games? It's just like Paradise, but it's in the snow and it's going up against the Olympics and there's gonna be sporting events. Hell, it's

my dream, it's the batch and my sports problem. And people can't really compete. I'll they announced it yesterday. It's gonna be between til like we just had a breather between the Bachelor and the Bachelorette in that time next winter, they're gonna air It's like a paradise, but it's in the snow. Is people getting at it in hot tubs like in Lapland Finland, And they're gonna be competing in sporting events and humping and hot tubs. Got to be kidding me? Can't wait? So there will be four series

in a year in a row. Wow, I'm really happy to be alive at this time in our history, are you? But how how it's disappointing? Is it going to be if everybody's in winter closet the snow that a really cute. I got a real around in general, various states of undressed.

Now they'll they'll get they'll have a hot tub every day, every day, every day, and they're gon're gonna have the indoor, they'll have mud wrestling, they'll have you know what I mean, jello shot taking the people like cute and winter wear. Sys you're gonna be hammered shooting each other. Let's just face it. They're not athletes. There are in the drinking Winter Games perfectly. The games are bachelor appropriate that they're

not real legitimate sporting. Yeah, hi, cannon mass gonna be like ping pongs out of your vagina something, dude, lose noodle? How you guys doing over there? Katie and Anna? Okay, we're gonna keep it going. Jonathan, he's thirty one. He's a tickle monster. No, no, he's a tickle monster. He's six to it two. He's a tickle monster. What is that? I can't joke job it says tickle monster is occupation. So he's either unemploy Lloyd or a pedophile. He's a

total I've got a Vanda windows. That's how he's going to pull out. So is he trying to me? Is he trying to be like the aspiring? Hey kids, you want a warm whoa? What's the most romantic present you've ever given? In? Why an engagement ring? Okay, tell us about tell us about when you lost your virginity with my ex wife? Pretty uneventful? Feel bad? Okay? Yeah, seems like he's trying to background of it changes your mind. Is a family medicine doctor, Okay, do tickle monster. That's

discussed doctor. Guys, my child patient wants a doctor to tell me Smyrna Beach, Florida, Florida, Florida Master Amber Alert, Florida Amber. He's a human sinkhole. Okay, moving on. Josiah is cute. Josiah and Jebediah should get together and raise a bar. He's a prosecuting attorney. He's cute. He's six foot three. He's a tattoo on his chest of a Bible scripture. Um. He goes out on a Saturday night to a cigar bar, then heads down to South Beach with a group of friends in Miami. Yeah. Actually he

is the assistant state attorney in Broward County, Jay. A lot of fraud, a lot of voter fraud. Okay, he can't dance. He says he can't dance. He's an attorney. What is your favorite thing to do with your mom? Long phone call? Long phone calls? Jesus, I'm even him in my maybe. I'm gonna put him in my maybe, even him a question mark. I'm giving him a maybe. Kenny he's he looks like a football player. He's a big boy. He's kidding. Let's see a former pro. He's

a professional wrestler. He's thirty five. He's six ft tall. He has a cross on his right arm and a caveman on his chest and a Japanese kanji for fearless on his shoulder. Lane also goes by Kenny King. Lane is a ring of honor professional wrestler and former Chippendale's danswer mostly from Florida, living in Las Vegas, Nvani. How many do you need? Professional wrestler Florida in Vegas beat it over eight? Okay. Kyle is very cute, although his

shirt is really wide open. Twenty six. He's five ft eleven. He's a marketing consultant. No, no scripture tattoos. Um. He doesn't trust most people. Trust is earned, not assumed. Um. He has a general disdain for perceived corrupt authority. Oh my god. His disdain is corrupt authority or the perception of corrupt authority corupt. But when people perceive things. I also don't up. I'm he would have lunch with Donald Glover. I also, I'm uncomfortable with the phrase smoking mirrors All right,

I'm gonna put him in a maybe. I'll put Kyle in a maybe. Boy. He has really stupid hair. Um, he has a singer songwriter. He he has a horseshoe on his left arm. Is he from Nashville? He is from Nashville. Yeah. He admires most in the world. His MoMA. He admires how she adapts to the circumstances she faces enough to progress and successfully thrive. Um. She survived the Depression as a kid and grew and raised his mom. His mama. Favorite actor, Matthew McConaughey. I'm sure he's a

fine actor. I just don't know you. You scoff. But the girl is from Texas, Okay, She's not gonna go for him. He's a singer songwriter. They have done well historically, they've done well on the show. I agree with you, but I don't think she's gonna go for that one. He has a dumb hair to Lucas is thirty. He looks like Colin Hanks. He's his occupation is wa boom. I looked it up. I looked it up. I just hit my nose on the mon What is though? It says this is what they're saying, this is the whole

article about that. It's a lifestyle, it's an essence, it's who he is. It's a noun, it's a verb, it's an adverb. You can be wa boom, you can be wa boomed, and you can wa boom. You can call somebody a wa boom. He wants attention. He also has a professional widow's peak, which you can never trust. Also, I will go on record, this man is nowhere Colin Hanks. I would make out with this guy? I wouldn't? You would make out? You would you make out? Colin Hanks?

I would? I love him. I think he's a dreamy, dreamy man, but I don't feel like he I don't feel like I want to get in the bone zone with Colin Hanks. Have you met he never met him. He's yeah, my friend did a play with him and wanted to make out. Yeah, he's really something. All right, He's not this guy. I'm giving this guy, and I do want I want to defend. I reserve my wee wa boom all season because this is gonna be all season. Though I want to keep bringing him back. I understand

that to investigate waboom, we have met he say. He's thirty two. He's six ft three, he's handsome. He has a construction sales rep. He is He admires his parents for setting the bar when it comes to relationships. I'm gonna give him a maybe. I'm putting him in my maybe where and he could be someone else for one day. He'd be Matt Lower so he could help people start their day off on the right foot. He seems like a genuine guy and a class act and someone who

hits on those coworkers, um, but granted to achievement. To date, ten years he spent as a basketball coach, volunteering and working with inner city kids. I like that I'm putting art at art and is putting the math question mark, Okay, that's what I said. My name. I don't think I'm an Michael is a consultant. He's twenty six. Former bath professional basketball player Aaron Katie. Who is he? Not recognizable? He played in like Bulgaria. That's why I said not recognized.

He has a scripture tattoo on his right arm. Let us love not in word or speech, but in truth and action. That's all right, It's not a bad one, um, Look, none of it. None of the scripture is bad, but you don't have to get it printed on your body ever any reason. I only want to get Bachelor quotes printed on my body. Well, like a Shetland pony will cut you right right around my ribs. Me too, you

would never get that. To clarify, it's not like we're all fans of spider webs and sparrows and primitive So it's not we're not anti scripture because some people might take this the wrong way and be like, what the funk they don't want God, that's not the thing. It's the scripture on your rib cage. Yeah, exactly, that's exactly. Yea favorite time. The tattoo and the pretense of it. Then it is the content, really thing I don't want you. I don't want you a compent on my television show.

You know well, but also you know what, though we had a we have a bigger problem with what do you have tattooed on the inside of his lip? That one that I have a bigger problem. Now, that's favorite television show. And why Martin, Because even though I've seen each episode more than a hundred times each it never gets old. Are we still on? Michael? Yeah? My Milton is cute. Who are you, Milton? You're cute. He's thirty one. He's a hotel recreation supervisor. So does that mean he's

six ft five? Like you guys want to play basketball? He does have a tattoo on his bottom, bom bottom. What does it say? Um? You guys want to play basketball? And it just says welcome to the ramata um um. He loves salsa dancing, doesn't say his lip. He takes care of his lady first in bed. Yeah, um, what do you hope to get out of this? Where is that real answer discovered? Everyone tells me I'm made for TV and movies. Okay, okay, okay, okay. He's outs going

to read this. Moheat, but she might not read it before, like before she meets them. Moheat is really cute. He's twenty six. He's a product manager. He's six ft tall. He wants to be have lunch with Elon Musk and uh where he live? Doesn't say a lot? Got nothing on Moheat. Sorry, I have no thoughts about Mohe. I have no thoughts. I feel like he looks like my neighbor. That's all I got, all right, I don't know what

to say about Moheat. He's not doing anything. Mohea are gonna love Moheat, and he's gonna be gone weeks three. I feel like he'll be around. Oh my god, that's when his face is. He's the guy that all the guys love, and then he gets kicked out and they all get sad. Yeah. I feel like he'll be around for like four more, like a few weeks, like six weeks. Peter's cute, like Peter Peters in my He's six foot three.

I'm gonna go with Peter. He's a business owner. He has a tattoo on his shoulder of his only not on his arm, of a cross on his ribs, of iron Man on his chest, of a butt on his shoulder. He has a family, not a family not on his arm. He has whatever family not it's the game show. Do you think you put family first? This family does not specific people, her own room, apartment, get untangled family, scotty potty not helping you move. You should know a people, Okay.

He has a cross on his arm. He has an iron Man on his ribs and a book on his chest, iron Man Superheroes on his ribs, a buck on his chest. I'm so utterly confusing, and so is he about his person his business that he owns. By the way, it's a personal training business, is a part time model, but he is an I still think him. I still think he's in there. I still think he's in there. Peter

the Show, Yeah, I really do you know? He's gonna lead with volunteer at the Make a Wish Foundation and then that'll buy him like two more weights and ready tell us a fun story about a one night stand. Ready, I woke up naked on the cold floor of a pitch black room I ben't have ducted. Then there was a knock and a woman's voice at the door. Are you okay, she asked? I asked her to open the door. It turns out it was a girl I had known

for a while in the bar scene. I was on the floor of her bathroom where I passed out after going home with her. I was nineteen or twenty, Okay, haven't been on a cold floor to I was in Mexico walking around trying to get back to I was just trying to get my bike, alright, So I final, okay, we got two more guys more robbed with the dumb hair he could cute, though he could be cute law he's a law student. He's six ft two. No tattoos. Uh, let's see. He's driven, he's empathetic and worldly. He would

have one lunch with one person. It would be Buddha, so I could discuss his philosophies on detachment, suffering and divinity. Is that a person not walking around? Not like the Dali Lama or the Yeah, I was thinking like the Dali Lama. Hold on, you think she's really gonna go for a law student. Now she's a lawyer. I don't think so. Liked like aspiring actor. I couldn't go out with an aspiring I could sign me up will it's twenty eight. He's a sales manager. He's six ft three.

He has a bunch of tattoos on his back. He has a cross on his shoulder. He has an angel wing on his chest. He has a phrase and on his ribs. He has a battled cross. Hold on one wing. Yeah, so not to so if he flies, he flies in circles. That's his angel wing tattoo. Game. I don't know. It's waiting for a belder rings. You can the other one. That's right, that's right in Parliament. Look it's big Ben. Okay, wait sorry sorry? How old is he? What does he crosses?

A sales manager? What do we have anything deeper in about it? Works as a sale manager at the Herman Miller Furniture Company. Well, I like that's in Miami, Florida, originally from white plains in New York, white planes, so we can get our discount. All right, So I need to look at may I look at the room. I wrote down some of your I wrote down some of your I am not. I am not know if I recall correctly. We were not wowed by Joejoe's batch right off the They style them weird. All right, let's pause

it for one second. Baty, Okay, we're gonna go through and we're gonna each reveal. Here we go. Okay, we're gonna start. Anna, do you want to go first? Okay, here we go. We're logging in our three in order one to three and top create top Cray. We'll start with your top three and then you final roses going to Eric, Yes, and then I think Alex and then Brian and then top craz is Fred Okay, great, I

love it. Okay, great, Katie my number one is Eric okay? Also, uh, and then I think Josiah, and then Blake kay and Cray is Jonathan Monster okay, okay, Ralph our man, our man friends? Right, help me out. Who had the tattoo, the righteous tattoo on his lip, the one with that with the he was on with this twetter, this sweater. Dean Oh, okay? Then Dean is my top Cray tattoo on the inside of his mouth. Yeah, that's already craz Yeah,

you're right, you know what, You're absolutely right. Here's my top three de Mario number one, then Attorney jack Stone yeah, and then well I only refer to as Attorney Jackstone for them, and then Fred three is Anna's Craig Crai okay, okay, okay, Aaron, who do you got? Okay? The number one guy that's taken Rachel's heart is Jack Stone of Stone Stone Stone and Stone. Number two looking at um Jack from behind is Eric. Eric is number two, and Blake k is

number three. Um Diggy winds up in the pool episode one, Yes, Lucas and the wall boom gets further than we think, And Mario is my number one Craig crack okay, okay? Is his name. Okay, padget, let's hear this. I have number one, Eric to blake Ka, number three, Peter. I still believe in Peter, Peter. I don't even know. I need to see de Mario. You think Demario, Okay, Peter's hot, Peter is hot. I think Peter is still. I think

you might get somewhere. But this was again I changed my order, but these were the home all right, I'm changing just a photo reaction. I'm changing mine. I'm changing mine. You're gonna mess up my chart. I'm going number one Alex with the eyebrows, Alex, number one, number two, Demario, number three. I had Anthony, but I'm switching it to Peter and number one Cray. I'm gonna go with Ralph go. I'm gonna I'm gonna go with the lift the lip tattoo, Dean. I was gonna do what Boom, but I'm gonna go

I'm gonna go crazy right there, right, that's crazy. What Boom is gonna be like a little bit of a karin Ish where he stays or that spiritual dude. A couple of years ago we had long hair. Yeah, he booms sticking around. Oh yeah, the crazy the guy who was a spiritual that he remembered. He goes, like, this my favorite line ever. He goes, I gave up so much to be here. I left my birds, I left

my I left my plants. Like yeah, okay, so you guys listen June four we are having our first ever live we're breaking down an episode and we want somebody to help us break it down. And you guys got shy about the Facebook page. Everybody tweeted us that they wanted to do it. So let's make it. Let's make it easier on you. Email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com and just tell us why, Like, give us an example of why we should pick you to be our co host for that night. All right, that's it.

You don't need to do it publicly, you don't need to film yourself, just one or two things, but we would love to see that. The Zany's rosemant when in Stay June fourteen, Ralph Ladies, I have high hopes for this season because I thought the last season really stopped. I didn't think that Nick. It was so boring. It wasn't great, but I don't think it was too bad. We got Karna out of it. Come on, we did get started strong than petered out. Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah,

because he didn't feel invested in it. I'm excited as Rachel if I think elegant, smart, I see, that's my fear that she is very normal and nice. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's gonna be interesting though, because I think she does not suffer fools. And I think a lot of people, like especially people in this lineup who were saying I belong on TV, they are fools, and she's gonna call them out. I think it could be fiery. I think it could be really interesting because she's busting

beautiful attorney. Send us your email US or Facebook us or tweet us your picks for your top three in your cray and we have an official We have an official thing Brackett on the ABC Bachelor website which w y a t R podcast part of me, and it's gonna put it on our Facebook page. Guys until we meet again. I could not be more excited about this season. Good game, everybody, We're going to stay. We're going to stay, leaving on the whole. First in your blouses now Leading Noticed dot Com

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