"Winner Winner Scissor Dinner - Live from Outside Lands!"

was one of the joys of my life. We were at noon in this tent that was truly as beautiful and insanity, was purple and velvet and looking plush and weird and magical, and we were worried no one would come because we know it wasn't even that affordable, and we had the best to crowd at outside Land, and I just want to say all the guys that flew

in were such gentlemen. We had so much fun and more than anything, I just want to say out loud personally, over the last two weeks, off you guys, I'm sorry if this is the first time you're listening to the podcast. I don't want to freak you out, just know it.

It's all okay. But you know, this has been a very insane two weeks for me, and uh, and I don't generally share that much about myself, like personally, and I just still have to say the outpouring of love I've received and the fucking joy and healing and that I felt this weekend. Um, it's truly been a real gift. And I've basically canceled everything in my life but this, and um, I can't tell you how happy I am. Right, my heart is so full, So I please, I hope

you enjoy this Insanta, and we will. There's a lot of stuff that just sounds like craziness, and we will have some videos on stage. If there's long musical interludes for well, gentlemen are stripping, just get our Facebook page and you'll be able to see it. But it was just truly one of the highlights of my life. This

was a joy. And um, I'll stop talking so you can get to the madness and our bapslor in Paradise podcast, which I could not be more excited to do, will be going up on Thursdays, so as you can tell, I've lost my voice and it was worth every second. So thank you to Outsideline for having us, and thank you to everybody who came in. You know what, for those of you couldn't come, I get it, girl, I get a boo boo, I get a gent So I hope you enjoy just a flavor of what we had.

And my Instagram post is just covered in photos of all of them and literally, yeah, Dean, are you fucking kidding me? Like I yeah, he's as cute as you see. Like you can't not love Dean. Okay, enjoy. Oh and if anybody has a video of me getting humped by Alex on stage, please posted on our Facebook page. And if anybody has a video of Dean getting up by Alex on stage, please posted on our Facebook page and or email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Okay, enjoy.

No entering noticed Stockholm. Yes, Sexy Times at noon in the Opium Dead. I'm wow, we're doing this this rule, say oh you except this rules into your work. I'll take to you so many lawsuits. Get in there, get to the pen and to the people. The world is my mic on. I was sprained ankle how are you going to get back? Okay, we play on this. First of all, you guys don't have to keep your voices down. You can keep your voices off. Everybody. This is awesome.

I mean we're it's noon and you guys are like alert, it's noon, and in public. It's amazing. My name is Arta Marine. This is my platonic lover, Aaron Foley. Thank you. How many of you guys have heard the podcast before? Yeah? If you're like, how do you get to be an adult woman in a palm palm hat and a onesie hosting a bachelor podcast, it's because you go through adolescents as the hottest girl in school. Check that fucking broad out. I did play barbed in my school production of Eaten

by the Demigorgan. I'm Stranger Things at the Quaker School. It was fun. You look fun, collar up, ready for a good time. I like about her. She knows she looks good. It's like her fucking pop collar. She's like, if I'm not fingerbang by noon behind the bleachers, and that's true today, if I'm not a little he's here and he's so fucking cute. I'm pretty sure he's been humped by every bear as Jean Francisco between Dean and Wills. You're like, Oh, I gotta catch you. I'm gonna put you.

Excuse me, how Darrel? Oh my god, there's so many fucking hot bachelors. Where do you see Alex's pants? We got him here and I did climb him like a Reese's monkey. His pants. His pants are spectacular. They took a separate flight. His pants are just landed. Uh, we're pretty we're pretty excited. Are all of you guys listening at home? We're sorry that you can't be here because it's truly it's like, make a wish for me. There's there's thousands of people here. There's how to fill an

extension on the tent. There are millions of people here. If you guys were listening at home, metallicas like, where did everybody go? Metallica has four people? We have three thousand people yet side note, side note Metallica just canceled you guys. Side note, side note. The saddest thing, guys, things I I brought fucking merch and I delivered like forty T shirts to the merch tent. If I sell one, it's like I could have a Metallica T shirt or

I could get it. May I touch you? So many lawsuits literally not to be sold, but they are going to be over at the merch tand truly, truly Metallica just bought them all laws, all riches beating off into one right name. We're starting off classy classic. I learned that the Gorillas are a band, and I saw them and that trap called quest canceled twice. But we're here. We did not cancel. We got dean motherfucker's We got erin. What did we do last night? God hammered we We

did drink. We sang karaoke. Speaking of drinking, we want to bring up We tried to get Horgey the bartender. If you notice here we have Ray. Could give a shout out to Ray for this gal help me put this whole thing together. This morning she cut out raccoons and crab. Huge round of applause, you guys, huge round of applause. We're gonna bring out we have our own bartender, just like just like Jorge, we have a gentleman named Jaw with a bespoke handlebar mustache, and he has a

thimble with my name on it. Josh come on out. Look at that. Check your shirt off. Check your fucking shirt off. Barbar needs skin? You can you can leave? May I touch you? So many lawsuits? Hello, Josh, thank you for joining us. May I have a symbol of champagne. So we're gonna so it takes for art to get Do you guys have alcohol? All right? I guess I'll start. Can we pass out if anybody has whatever? Where's our

drinking game throughout the show? Anytime somebody says bone zone or I jump on one of the bachelors, you drink, okay and scream drink drink drink. You guys got it. Let's practice. Oh I don't know what happened last night. I just got into the bone zone with Dean. You are my best. University of Phoenix online night school. You're all gonna become surgeons law. Thank you so much. Here's my thimble Paget, who's backstage being bound. It says just

it says just a thimbleful. And Paget founded online for me, so the bottoms up. Speaking of Paget, let's bring Paget Brewster. You know her from Criminal Minds, you know her from another period. And a man you know is Kenny f Yeah, yes, yes, yes, and a man you know as Kenny Baniel from Sein called ladies and gentlemen. Yes, yes, we may want our rights. Louder is anybody over thirty? Is anybody over forty? Would anyone likes? All right? Thank you so much? All right?

What would you like to drink? Would vodka? What do you want to drink? Last night there was a Christian group. I'll have another symbol of champagne. Plea. Okay, well, Paget Stephen. Did you guys have fun last night? I did. Yeah, we had a great time. Although I can't sing Toxic by Britney Spears, that's hard. We did carry we went to Dimples in Japan Town. We went to Dimples to Japan Town with Kenny and ben Adorable ben Z and Kenny, and then we also went with Nick Krall and Nick Thoon.

It was the weirdest. It was such a glazier and Jason Man's two kids, and then there was like four random like I don't know if they were Bachelor fans or comedy fans there, but they as we all just sing karaoke until he closed the PI Stean's wayst size the over under his so get your money down, Stephen, and you tell me that you also looked like that is actually my photo from not We are not So Different. I actually lost my vagina in when people say to me,

nobody picked it up. When people do interview, they're like, oh, how do you become a female comedian. It's like exhibit A, you don't become a female comedian unless you look like that alter middle. Interesting. They cut it off before the caption at the bottom that says hello bottom. They don't care, they don't they don't believe you. Well, everybody paget Stephen, what did you think of the finale of Rachel and Brian and Peter? They just wanted a ring, right, she

just wanted that fucking clap. If you think Brian has fake cheeks surgically enhanced. The people that aren't clapping, uh, they hadn't seen the program. Because if you program, I'm just gonna call it program because I'm eight. How many people had a problem with Peter's approach of I won't marry you. I mean it's two weeks. I mean, look, it is the game. It's the game. But but I can see how after two weeks if you're like I guess, don't join the Bachelor. Maybe that's not the show for you.

You gotta speak in of the mike because we're doing a podcast. Okay, um, well, are you guys ready to get this show started? Let's start out with the bones done, shall we? People are doing it. We have young, good looking bachelor's with nothing but hopes and dreams. Let's funk them up. All right? First up? I consider him my future X husband. I consider him my Bachelor franchise boyfriend. I think if you guys have ever heard the podcast,

do you know who my true love is? I dragged him here from Nashville after he made cocktails in Mexico, my secret boyfriend. Well that well sits in the middle. Well sits in the middle. So we slide down. Yes, please sit right here, bunny. Yes, everybody, Oh my god? By round of applause. Who is still hungover? Nope, this is still drunk. This is a responsible crowd. I know. Well, you'll look great. Did you miss me? I miss you? You did? By the way, this is the fourth time

moving on this show. Could I just be like a part of the castes? When do you just move to l a? All right? What you didn't come to karaoke with us last night. Well, I know, I'm sorry. And then I found that Nick Role was there Roll and Raffi Rafie nicksoon Rothie Rock. I saw them at the like yeah, sessions, and I wanted to take a picture. I texted you that and you were like, not happening, lady, lady, Well so you are now it is no secret you are the new bartender. Time about when is this going

to be released? Is it after Monday? It's being released as we what are we doing it after Monday? We'll do it after Monday. How about that? We'll do it tuesday. Okay, we'll do it tuesday. Welles um, I get Jorge fired in episode one. That's Paget, Donald Trumpman, Donald Trump, you just FaceTime to me for British Columbia. He faces, Okay, sent a video. I I sent him a picture. I was making puzzole a and I was like, I'm thinking

of you. The only thing we could eat at the at the apply of Sayulita where they shoot Badger in Paradise because we got sick on chicken tacos down. Did we can patchet one more? Mike? I Paget, did you go there on your honeymoon. You went to that. We went there for she went just a hotel on her honeymoon and befriended Jorge. He was fantastic. He was fantastic, the whole staff. It's it's great. It's a true story.

Is this true? Yeah, that's amazing. Hold on, by the way, I love Jorge and I was kidding, but he's Wills would never mean that none is great. We think you might. Is that the greatest job? Because here's the question, are you allowed to hump the contestants or because that way you don't get kicked off? Like? Could you make did you make out with a twin? I didn't make out with the twin? Did you make up with Ashley? I she wasn't there. I have been feeling that she's come out.

Did you make out with Raven? Did you make up with Alex the Dolphin? You love Alex a Dolphin. I'm jealous of you and Alex a Dolphins. Alexis I've been to college. She told me to call her alp with her eyes. I'm just so you guys dating? Yes, No, we're not. Did you make out with anyone in Paradise? You got to watch this show? Did you did you get into the bone. Yeah? Okay, Um, if anybody needs a drink from Josh do let's take a drink. One drink request? Does anybody want to cock the man with

the glasses? What would you like from joshers fingers driver? What's your name? Love? Sarah is going to get a drink from Josh's screw driver. More to calm, morn, calm, alcoholics, keep it down. Okay. So who knew there'd be eight hundred people here at noon? Oh my god? What a crowd? What a crowd? Who is feeling so insecure right now? I feel like this is like Trump's inauguration, where we're just like inflating the numbers. This is just millions of people here. I am just like Melania. I am dead

inside blanket. You need help get out of dystopieum ten without having to screw a business man. I don't know how it's gonna happen. Um well question. So so I think to me, it's that you being the bartender feels like the best position. I mean, like you got to go and be funny and hang out. I thought it was awesome. Yeah, did you have a good time? But we haven't seen it yet. Yeah, no, be honest. To be honest, it was the best job. No one's ever done it, right, Like, no one's ever been a contestant.

And then like got to like kind of be a part of the show, like Harrison was never like on the Bachelor, and then became the host. So it was it was kind of impressing. Ended. So they were like, well, to see what happens. And most people just go on with the rest of their lives, all right. Not me. I'm gonna ride this way forever. Like you guess what catch raise? Do you guess what cat? Let me just say that. And I don't know how the lighting is

in here, but there's no one more heati sexual than me. Right, But let me tell you, if I ever hop over that gave fence, I want to land on fucking well. That's what I want. That's gold. I want you to know that that young man up there just feel like the same right to that young boy is hoping to. My people would say it to my mother in the general store in little Compton, Rhode Island to January and there would go, I wouldn't polite, young gentleman you have

about me. I am going to close on her mother true story. Okay, so you're doing stand up now? Wells, yeah, apparently, no, I'm not. You're not. Is that like a rumor that's going Z said you did like fifteen minutes for them in Mexico? Oh yeah, well, aren't you just like to torch your friends? So I used to. We We can talk about when when the show stopped because just speck the fresh drake and every everyone was freaking out. And I remember we all I got together and the cameras stopped rolling,

and it was just like a weird vibe. And so I was like, I'll tell you guys a story. And then I just told a story about an embarrassing sexual moment, and it was was it with me? Oh my god, thank god, Jojo? And then she sent me home. Oh my god? Can I tell you we were watching you. I felt like Fireman's outfit didn't fit. We have memories that made you relatable. If you had fainted in that Fireman's outfit, or if you had stuck your landing with that kiss at your basso of me, Will's based me.

Thank you. How brutal that is to be like waiting for the kiss and then it happens, and then she's like, we go to dinner and she's like, You're the greatest guy in the world, and I've been waiting for this kiss. Yeah, now, get the funk out of here right now? Do you kissed her on a slippy slide? I know, I know it was. I said to patch you lust and I got Two years ago, I got taken out to Benny

Hannah in Oxnard, California. I don't want to brag. I got dry hot nearest drawberry Field and never called again. And I don't know what I did. So it's a similar story that was last fall and the person you dry hot me Chris Harrison. Very gentle, lover, I want very gentle. Oh my god, Anna, how are we doing on time? Four minutes? Okay, all right, we get it. Everyone loves twink is out here right now. You will not disrespect my twink. I caught him and I've captured him.

He's been under my floorboards. Fruit lady. We've got four minutes, all right, minutes four minutes, just so you know he's the closer, So just settle in. What do you need to drink? Honey? You like the over under. Bring this girl a drink right now to take my god, you got your wristband? Are you fucking kidding me? Katie? Will you play baracouta? Katie? Will you play baracouta? Oh my god? Where did Dean go? She's bringing the drink. Oh Dan,

You're simple, it's all. We're all gonna be electrocuted here. We got right there, deed. Just so you know, I'm rooted us. Your time's where are you ken? There's fifty people ahead creating out right now cheese. Thousand people are going crazy. Oh my god. They just had to take the roof off the tent and build a new roof. Well, I'm dropping the wayside to ways Did you see what we'll go get to that? He's wearing like vans. He's wearing vans with his Who knows what happened to Dean

since he landed in San Francisco. It's a dusty it's a dusty place here and outside land the boys basically wearing kids and he's got his big toe poking through the hole. Something has happened to Dean in San Francisco. Only a man that pretty he can have his toe coming out of a shoe and everyone's like, oh, I know what I'm gonna baby beorn and have I'm squeezed my kids? Can you can you tell us that people find the people find love and b I P yeah, there is, there's some I will say this that, Um,

this show is going to be different. Um because because the because we had like squashed so much filming into like what happened. I didn't hear anything about why anything what happened when you put hot messes into an imagine when you put to Mario and Karen and the cameras an alcohol, I can't imagine where that something went wrong. I was told that hot Russian chick would be here Christina. Yeah she hasn't. She has here. I've been here all time, all time, right here, guys, give me a piece of

card rolle. So um, answer your question. Um, I would say that this season is going to be a lot funnier than and the show is funny anyways, but the best show on because there is it was squashed down, there was there's not a ton of like love stories, so there's a lot of like funny stories. It's gonna be the best season ever. Do you guys, do you guys love Paradise? I mean when you heard it was back You're like, I can fucking wake up in the morning. I okay, you guys, wells, Will you stay out here

because you're our Bachelor liaison? No, I'm gonna stay out here because I'm now a part of your show. All right. Do you think that Wills and I have chemistry? Right? It's good? Right? But he didn't come out last night and I texted him in a solo text and he kind of was like, I'm not coming, and I thought, I get it all right anyway, moving up before I need I need a number Thumble, a number thumble thing I got her on eBay holds less can come me

out of anything? What's that bunney? She doesn't even hold an ounce of liquor and you've already spilled half of it on the floor. Did you so much? Guess who? I guess you sprained your ankle yesterday. Can send in the morning. They don't want to know. It will make them sad. Go for it. Don't feel sad. I'm doing okay, guy, She's fine. But she texted this to me at thirty in the morning. I say, not bad for a girl with a sprained ankle. No, I can't. I can't read

that it's they know though you can say it. Here's the thing. Is it gonna bump you out when you hear real life text me not bad for a girl with sprained ankle, a dead dad, and day for of a z back. My dad died two weeks ago. Don't be sad, guys, because I'm here and this is my make a wish and it's okay. He was sick for a long time. Steve, why did you say that? It's okay you guys, I'm here. It is all good. Life happens, guys. We're all gonna die, all right here, we got all right? Great?

Thank you for bringing that up, Steve. I'm so glad they all know that we're all going to die. That is not what this podcast needed. It's okay. I'm literally okay, I'm going home next week. Okay, I mean I was home and then I'm going back. I literally left home to watch a couple of British baking shows come to you, and then I'm going to go watch Paradise with my mother and mittens the kittens. So I'm literally spreading the ashes next week. Okay. They don't want to know he is,

but they don't want to know Stephen. They don't know. They don't want to know that, they don't want to know that any people just came into the guy. You guys, Okay, okay, okay, we got a time limit down. Okay, we gotta keep it back. We're back. Number two coming out next is a guy that we met last night. He was brave enough to come to karaoke. He is fucking hot at ship in person, he's everybody. He is a great dad. The ladies and gentlemen. Ye, watch this, watch this, watch

this heart is shaking a jack man. You're her watchler. Yeah, wait a minute, ye your glasses glasses Wait, there's a legal cant tonic. Yeah, this is legal. Will you have Dean bring her a Jenna genic Agenna's God, she doesn't he doesn't have tonic her gin surprise. I I don't give coming out whatever. Okay, Kenny Ken, you guys, who's up? Y'all? Y'all have it a good time. You got to do it. You got to do your cana. Are you ready to film this? You need to film this what I've been

waiting for. So I don't do you guys know on the podcast that I do an impression of Kenny yes, I just heard about this. Let's do this, all right, I gotta wait till Anna is ready? He are you ready? Okay? Ready? Snick who he sounds like a crazy person every time, cheers Kenny A sneaky snake. Then, oh god, Kenny Stephen, was we just so enjoyed you last night. Let me tell you something. I fell in love with a man

named Kenny last night. It happens. I asked him this question is like, you have moments in your life and you think, you know what, maybe I'll be a professional wrestler, and then you then you think yourself, that didn't work out. Maybe the Bachelor. What's next, Kenny? What's next? Maybe I'll try Seinfeld? Um, Kenny? Did you guys? Did you you? First of all, your daughter Mackenzie is so adorable, awesome. Mackenzie's tend going on like did you guys go to Disneyland?

We did go to diet thank you, thank you. Well. The funny thing is is like I had a birthday, the whole thing land at a compan at Dre's. I live in Vegas, so and all this stuff going on, and you know, Chris Harrison's like, hey, you're going to Disneyland. I was like, shit, it's my birthday. I go to Yeah. But so the whole thing was I was going to take her. Her mom came out, so I was gonna take her and like drop her off at Disneyland, get on a plane, and take my ass to Vegas to

go have some adult fun. So we get to Disneyland, Like the whole time, she's given me the side I like, you're really about to take your ass out. I'm like, yeah, I don't worry about you, guy, are gonna have a good time. And then we get to disney and then like there's a whole thing like hey Kenny Mackenzie, welcome her. And I was like, all right, can I get my can I change my flight please? And then we went to Disneyland. Did she have the best time? She had

a great time, She had a really good time. Did you have overall? What was your favorite part of the season, Like, what was the most fun for you? Because you were so charming on it, Thank you, welcome well, you know like already you know I love you. Well, you know, I think my favorite part is just uh like in retrospect, just kind of like the people that I met, like the friends that I made. I went on that show with very like Drake. Uh like no new friends, no

new friends, no new friends. No, it's Drake not like friends. Drake doesn't want any new friends. Drake keeps DM me and it's so weird, Like I need a friend. I'd asked Rihanna about that first, I don't think. I don't know. How does you feel about the your exit that night? You don't be seeing it when it aired, How did you feel about I'll say that that was probably the

most mature breakup that I'll ever ever have. And you were a gentleman, and you were wonderful also cute, and well, it's just one of those It's one of those things where when you can actually like, uh, come to that point with somebody that you have feelings for, and you can do it from an emotional and a lot real standpoint,

Like I was scared to death about hometowns. I was not really worried, like prepared to bring ABC and the cameras and Rachel and all this stuff to my hometown and get my little girl swept up in all of that and then you know, Rachel's gonna cut my ass anyway, So what was the point about it. Yeah, did you feel that all we are saying, oh, better come give me a hug later on? If you see, I was

feeling yet open for business. Kenny really great hugger. I would take him up on throughout the entire show has has anyone ever looked as good as Kenny looked on that last episode? So I was watching that show and I was like, damn, yeah, this guy's gonna be the fucking bachelor. Nobody wants to see that, right, we do? We all did. And then like and then like Mackenzie also is there, and then there's like other like middle schoolers that are a buying for love. How No, no

that I didn't think. I didn't you're going to go down that path? Wells. I thought Mackenzie's there's a help, you know with the with the process. No, well, just trying to get a lawsuit, like I have to break some little boy's leg. And then come on and started to work. Kenny broke up like I'm not breaking up. I'll see you a litter. Oh yeah you did? I like that? I was like, yeah, yeah, I think Wells

has a point that it was. It was a great breakup, adult and mature and and you did the right thing, and I really I respected it, and I thought it was great when you when you really like when you have films for somebody in your and your and you can and you're cool like your friends first with that, you can have those kind of like logical like hey, listen, I like you and you like me. Maybe this isn't it?

And I have this conversation every three day. I know, I know hard and we started out the streets and I am pursuing your super straight So it's probably not gonna works to see them scissor short legs that they're strong you creepy, Yeah, disco, this is not the right crowd for that, seamy. Let's see. Um, I actually did scissor gal at a wedding accidentally in Napa. My friend Laurie, who's here? Where's Laurie? LORI took a photo of on my my all right? Did she did? We did a

podcast with Laurie. It's Pat's Laurie's wedding. Laurie knows more her about the Bachelor than I do, and it hurts me. Laurie hurts me at her wedding. I accidentally sissor the trainer of the and she actually, yeah, we need some more about that. Accidentally gets me to a leg wrestling contest, as you do at a wedding, and Laurie's wedding. You scissored Lourie Lord her trainer, and I said, and she

she was really cute. She looked like Dolph Lonngren. She was worry or the trainer, the trainer and that well, everyone was arm wrestling. And then I was like winning, which was weird because clearly and then it was really gay. And then and then and then I was winning at arm wrestling, which is strange because literally I'm not that sporty. And then um and then the and then the trainer goes, do you we should lady Dolph goes, we should totally lag wrestle. So then I was like, fun, yeah, let's

lay wrestle. And I was like leg wrestling everybody. And then my date walked up and I was scissoring everybody in the Greater Napa Valley area. Turns out they tricked me and they let me win. Everyone's a winner. When your scissors Winter Winter, can that be the name of our podcast? That's a big winter. When our scissor did Okay, there we go what is that card made Anna two minutes? Okay, Stephen, you have some questions for Kenny. I do have some questions for Kenny. I feel like like, and I don't

mean to get all racial. I thought the way you handled that ship was amazing, that you didn't bring anger to it, like you were eloquent and I almost paradise. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Wasn't be smart and eloquent? He was fu I think everybody can agree that leaves a dickhead, right, all right, So like you can hev he was Vader is cool? Come on? Yeah, you're right. He was worse than he was worse than Vader, like bickhead?

Yeah any Star Wars? Were you so you didn't see like his tweets and stuff before you went on the show, of course not so after the show were you more annoyed? No? Or were you just like I used as a dick? No? Well, actually, like I gave less of a funk after I watched at the tweets because when it's this thing, all I really thought about was Lee, like he's looking around like, hey man, I'm five ft two and you know, not attractive.

He's around that song. I could to take him down. Listen, you could definitely sissorly because Lee as a vagina shooting bullets over the storyline is that you're cool. But you know it was just you know, Leaves just a guy that I just felt was just out of his out of his element. And obviously I was like fuck. I was like, man, you're just at your that was leg does on Planet Earth? Like bro? So why beat up? Like? Why beat up an asshole like that? You have to

dress right now, giving you props. I was amazed at how, even on camera, you were able to be that present and that intelligent and not buy into the bullshit because he's going to learn a lot more if I dress him down intellectually, if I whip his ass. H. Kenny was out here. Okay, so you guys are gonna slide down, all right? We need to have um I'll sit here so we are next person. This was the make a Wish person that I flew in for my platonic best

friend Aaron and Anna. We saw this gentleman on the season. We saw a purple deeper suit, we saw a top knot. We didn't see enough of this fucking guy. We were like, who are you? Why we need to fly you in from Detroit this morning. Get on the fucking plane, Alex, you guy, yes your wow, wow, wow. It was my favorite. He was my favorite. What did right now? I'll have mine later, Alex you you guys, I only know men in Batman's shirts. For the viewers at home, ma'am a

lady sunglasses, my friend? What is your name? Sweet queen Lauren? Please explained to the viewers at home what you just saw probably the best thing I've ever seen in my life. And so a man walked out a god, a god exactly, and and a legging? Would you say he's wearing? What is he wearing? What would you describe that he's wearing? Um, Navaho pajama pants teenage stoner would wear. But I love it? And then what did heat? Did I not just get pregnant by Alex test? Oh my god, I'm so excited.

Thank you so much, Laurence, thank you so much. It was very close and I'm literally flutt stretched jegging. What can I get you a drink? Oh? That hat looks good on you? What can I get you a drink? Bunny? The hydrogen monoxa? All right, I've lost my thimble. We got a real wild card everything to the ground, took his shirt off and simulated missionary penetration. Oh my god, I've not been that more athletic than any one of us have ever had in bed. I have not could

have broken my back. My back would have been broken. The last time I was that aroused was when I thought I met Dolph long Grad. Hold on, guys, I'm really sorry. We have to shut down this podcast. There are allegations of sexual miscombat everyone everybody. Everybody agreed to everything. Everybody agreed to everything and by themselves. Alex, ten thousand people just walked into the tent. You guys are numbers zero zero zero, Calex. You are a fascinating creature. Thank you.

We loved you. On the season, I said I wanted to climb you like a Resea's monkey, and you did? You did? You just did? I feel like I did. I've never felt safer. Safety First, Where are you? Where are you from? What do you do? What is the deal? I'm fascinated. What's your job? Uh? My job was actually less fascinating than that. I do ID and accounting, which is like funk, that's sexy. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I fucking love that that's so goddamn sex, I said the

personal trainer. I'd be like, Pat, you just climax love it. My pants unbuttoned by themselves when he three to the ground. I play fighting my underwear for a living. And I didn't even get that. Okay, You're like, you're like the worker he pete in the pool address head addressing, didn't he eat a salaman? Who in the pool? None of you are coming to my hotsup. I don't have a pool. None of us own pools. None of us all pools. That's why we pay them. It's like, this will never

remind God. I need to get on a show. Okay, Aaron, Aaron, You're like you're like the hot fun coworker where people come to you with like questions they already know the answer to just to get into your cubicle and be like, I'm having trouble, crutch these numbers take your pants off. I mean, that's what I happened. Right, Well, you want those panthers. It said that one time you ate a salamander. We were paget called that that gentle miniature? How did

that happen? Right? That did happen? There's actually a video of that out there that I'm holding it back for now. What happened was I swam in uh in college. I was gonna swim team and we did uh our fundraising and uh we're not sounds festival as you do, ye as you do, and I'm on board right now. Yeah. So we found a salamander one day and kind of just happened. Offended you? Someone did? Yeah, he yelled at your sister, so you ate him? No, none of those things.

Salamander must have done something under How did you get on the Bachelor? Like you told me? Honestly? True? Is that true that everybody says? Of course they did? Look at him? I mean I I would call you if I knew you, exid. He's got a good story. You did? Are he? Man spreads address head. I don't care. Great? How huge? How do they have your number? What happened? I appreciate Kim. I did like an extra role for Superman versus Batman. I'm pretty sure they got it from that.

I've been an extra and everything and nobody's ever called yeah, well I was an extra. Who are you rooting for a Batman or Superman? Superman? I mean it's obvious. I don't know, I don't know. Wow, I had no idea that would really separate the crowd. One of our producers, Anna has has been obsessed with you and we. She wants to come out. She's got a couple of questions. Anna. Everybody actions about your purple suit because I'm all, my love, your fashion is amazing. Okay, here gives to Anna. Anna.

Ladies and gentlla Anna, Anna, have at it. So I'm like the token foreign person in this group. I'm Irish, sure, Okay, So I had a few questions. You're telling me back stage that they told you to play up your foreignness. Where are you from? Tell us where you're from? Originally from Russia? So yeah, I grew up when I moved here without their team. My dad was recruited to work on the particle reader. That's that's hot. So but yeah, I actually grew up like in Rule Russia on the farm,

we didn't have running water. I have to walk through the well and then with a bucket. How do you have to be to tell this story? I mean I was a kid at that point. How we're hot? Do you have to be to tell this story? You have to be good looking? San Francisco, This man are you guys enjoying yourself? I mean, that's a great story. I'm glad. I'm sorry you had to walk with Let's let's stop. She wasn't like insanely good looking. I would be like, um, so, yeah, if I had a hole in my shoe, I'm pretty

sure we all have shipped you guys. I looked like that until I was twenty. Okay, would you wait? So then you moved to Detroit? Yeah, I moved to Detroit and I've I've been up there ever since. So they told you to play up your p honestly, because I moved out here. I was at starting high school. So high school up and the last thing you want to do high school stand out, but you kind of want to fit in, So I got rid of most of

my accent try and where. Yeah, I was trying to fan really hard for a while, and you were clearly trying to blend right now, I thought I was living a lie. So americanized you pretty heavily at that point. But so when they told me like, oh, be like more Russian, like says talking Russian, like I only speak Russian to my parents. Really, at this point, Donald Trump, am I right? Yeah? I thought it was a cool

fact that I was Russian. Then I actually usually don't want to bring it up just because, but your accent is fantastic. You and Dean were amazing during the Viking Games. Out takes here? What's your body in the in the house? Who did you hang out with? The thing with Dean is actually they cut out our feud. It was because of continuity. Are we have to continue to protect to be friends? Now? Yeah? Until now, it wouldn't make sense if we hated each other exactly. You need to show

that anything that matters is on TV. No one hates girls. Girls are both pretty so uh but the overall, did you have fun with that? That you were killing it at the Viking day? That was starting your jam? Was there? Like the Viking? The Viking guys, the Wiking guys, waking guys. I was the Viking because he was black Vikings. What I did? Was it hard to keep it together when

they kept saying to you, we are Viking. Well one of them would say Viking, any other one would say Vikings were like, all right, well, which one of y'all is not going to get our fingers chopped. I wish they had a spinoff I could have watched those two right. That actually was probably the most fun group date I can. He was telling you I actually went undefeated the whole day, but they cut me out ahead and they give it

to Kenny. We also need to talk about dancing, because the background and then the Ellen episode, all of a sudden, we're like, what who is that? Yeah? Anywhere dancing like a goddamn fucking chipping No, we know Kenny talked about he had been a dancer, he'd been a chip and Dai's dancer. I worked at chippen Nails before you. Time needs to be a dance thing. How do you know that happened? See a dance all I'm gonna put it's the dancer ye, animal print? Ye? Yeah? Who see? And

not nowhere? No, don't, don't speed the cheese, don't right now, everybody's listening, nobody has their parents. Oh my god, the pants are I got so excited. God's curling on the stage right now happened round of applause, You got a pause. That was that was a goddamn dream sequence that anybody that's not in this tent really made an error in judgment, this error and error. Everybody is here there are forty three thousand people here now. Thank you so much, California.

We really needed this. Questions canceled. We are the new trip call quests have trip called questions. You know, whether it is cool you guys? I came a little Oh they're not creeper pants. You guys just getting creepy? Here to the right. How are we doing on time? Okay? I the same, just more. I just want to say that this truly is my make a wish. I feel like I'm back in the world, like I feel better

about myself. Alex. Last question, do you have a single gay sister that looks just like you and wears those pants? Will you guys come out with us? And Aaron and I are singing at the at the goddamn comedy Jam tonight at the Rickshaw Stop. Will you guys come dance with us on stage? Yes? Will you guys come is at nine thirty. Okay, I'm so delighted you came. Thank

you so much. You are our favorite. Seriously, you were so much fun and best and then well I have to take my hat back, but I don't give Kenny. Thank you so much for coming. Oh my god, you guys. Alex and Kenny. Ladies and gentlemen, how are you guys doing? Are you having fun? This is truly the most exciting I've been like, I'm literally every time where they're like, we got Kenny, we got alex I've been screwed, meaning and you understand. Do you understand? Lauren? You know Lauren,

you knew you. I've been texting you for weeks about it. I am like a predator and I'm locked and loaded on these gentlemen, and I'm like, I we got our dreamline up. I'm sorry that it is raining men, but apparently Rachel has an engagement party in Dallas. Cheeks cheeks chicks. Cheeks cheeks cheeks cheeks, chicks, chicks. We should call out. We should call people out that are not here. Because party we invited, Raven was confirmed and kind of ghosted

me a lot. She was kind of like, yeah, be there, and then I was like, okay, ravens a little tough to deal with um. And then we did. We Raven said yes and then disappeared, and then and then we tried to get Alexis. I really wanted Alexis. I know you did, I know your dad, Thank you, thank you, you got my back. Moving on, are you guys ready for the show to continue? Up next, we have a man that now this. Once this errors on Monday, you'll know he is a huge storyline coming up on Monday.

You know him from Caitlin season. He literally looks like Superman. He is sweet as can be, Ladies and gentlemen, Benzie, alright, Bruce Fringe, thank you, come on the past. Oh here, we'll tell me that stop dancing, take your clothes up and dance. That's what you're gonna do. I'm handing it. We have an extra that's for do you need a drink? Boo? What would you like? Bunny? Okay, you guys, Ben can you can I just take a moment for the listeners

at home. We're civilians and every fucking Bachelor contestant I've meant, he's like they look handsome on TV and then you meet them in life and you're like so much more, so much better looking than anyone I know. Do you know what I mean? You're like so much better. Thank you, Steve. I didn't know. Ben. Do you have a single lesbian sister that looks a like you? Then one of these days someone's gonna say I guess I'm Dayton Dean. You guys,

there's enough get out there. We're not allowed to give you alcoholic you Dean, will you bring milady with the glasses and the third row a diet coke because we're not allowed to give you alcohol. I'm sorry, I know, but that lady in the third row that's a diet come. People have been running up shaking their head this whole time. You can't alcohol, okay, And I've been trying to tell Harden it doesn't spend. I heard it. I didn't care. I was like, I'm giving them alcohol. Um, Benzy, how

how let me ask you questions? You were out in the real world like you were you did Caitlyn season? And then how long has it been since? Was it weird to be out in the real world and then go back to paradise like you've been back in life for a while. Yeah, it's been a little crazy. They let's love you up, Let's let's get some social Oh there's hold on delivery day. There he's wearing that drink. Drink Okay, okay. I was the real world, real world for about two years. Two years. I went right back

to work. But I will tell you that it is. It has been absolutely insane the last two years. What do you do? I'm a personal trainer, finished professional. I'm not I believe that from you. I'm saying, Alex the wild card. You know, obviously he had to be an I T. Of course, of course sexy fine Ben joking and that Cheerless movie. You're like, that's an I T. Guy if I've ever received That's what I'm saying. Sartboard. You see those novels and those pets. You're like that,

you're gonna do my text. You're also a bodybuilder, like I thought you went into full time bodybuilding. That was me. I did one show. I did one show well, watching Ben say no to a woman for the first time I have. It's me. Let me tell you something about Ben. Let me say that Ben did like TVSF This guy was getting laid long before TV. Yeah, that's yeah. I mean this thing you, I mean, you are very handsome man, Am I correct? Is that the safest guy this? Yes?

And then so you must have had the what's your ideal woman? Like? If you you now, you've probably have lots of gales throwing themselves at you, isn't Is she eaten? By a Demigorghan. Is that your ideal woman while her cool friend was getting dry humped? Um? What's your lady? What's your tongue? What's your pretend? I'm Patti Stanger? Is it Scarlet your handsome or Natalie Portman? Like your who's your celebrity crush? Ben? My celebrity crush is Ava Mendez?

Like of like basically my girl pom hat pretty much an adult overall? Um, okay, so you like Avo Mendez? Now have you met and made love to a hundred and fifty Ava Mendez? Look like since you were on the bench. That's good? Is it insane? The amount of like? Is it just a symphony of numbers getting? It's a buffet, it's aufet the second that show has done so much, it's like being a woman. No, no, we say no, Steve is not with you. I don't care. I don't care.

Somebody cuts Steve off before they attack, you know, but we have heard this. We've heard this over and over again because we're lucky enough, thanks to you, areton to meet people who have been on Bachelor and like the moment you're on TV in this country, if you're a man and you're young and you're hot. I guess it makes sense. Yeah, like the Olympic. Is it like Olympic Village, because you know the Olympians hump a lot. That's what I've heard. I've heard that genetically. Did you you'll have

to watch him? Give us a hint? Did you all sign non disclosure agreements? We all do, so you had to tell us you actually can't watch. Did you make out? And that's the job may not have I cannot confirm her you had to make out? If you I'm pretty suck to save the question. You were on Klin season. Do you remember j J? Clint? Was it clear they were falling in love in the hot sub? They found love? They felt? Was it? We were like, what is going on?

It was so like Kenny said, you get on the show and you get to know all these guys and you actually become really good friends. That's what I have found from not that good friend. They took it to another level that was amazing together. One of them said, I didn't expect it was Clint said, I came here to meet my wife. I didn't spect to fall in love with the man I love JJ, and I was like, this is the greatest. It was one of the greatest

plot lines of all times. Was like a dad and an account from like Denver who lived with his mom. I'm like, what is happening in this grotto? By the way, they're like, so we're in like a like a bachelor text chain the most amazing. And JJ is in that text chain, Oh my god, and like JJ's texts are the greatest things. Tell me that JJ lives at home. JJ lives at home and his mom's base. He still lives in his you guys, J j M it still lives at home. That's have you met his mom? I

have not met his mom. Ye, okay, So JJ lives at home and his mom's basement, and I need to hear JJ text. No, you just find memes all day it because you're ever feeling lonely. I'm always feeling okay, so they I'll get you in the text sage. Thank you. If you're ever feeling lonely and you send out a text into the like our little bachelor thread, JJ will respond every time. Every time it's like he's just staring. Just all right, I got something that is called he's

just waiting. Here's the thing I will say honestly, it's it's not whether you want to agree with this or not. You guys are now in show business, like you're part of a show. You can say, you are supposed to say, you are supposed to hide certain things. Lucky enough, Steve, lucky enough to work with that. Usually everyone is bullshitting. We're a family, we love each other, we have a great time together. Not true, not true at all. Usually there's someone who's a fucking so true when you ask

me afterwards, and I'll tell you who, But not you guys. Genuinely, I have to say, because we've spoken to them all on camera, off Mike, off Mike, these guys on basharide, meet each other and become friends and are genuinely friends, and it's very unusual. So I just wanted to point that out. I'm being corny, but it is actually were

in real and these lovely guys. Some people no no, no, no, like the next show hasn't aired yet, like right now, we're friends and then this show airs and were no longer friends And then you're like you should did you feel do you feelings get hurt? When you would watch people in their testimonial says you're like why did you do unimmy? Yes, but you guys are texting a lot of a lot of coming from you right now. Did you say something about that I don't know about to fight.

I did make fun of you. I'm sure it's not bad. I got been like one of my favorite people in the world, Like, how do we get out of the basement? How do we get j J out of the base? You guys? Okay, I don't even know if I remember j J. But I drink a lot of fun. Chance you did karaoke with us last night? I did? I did. I walked into the bar semi sober, and then everybody was singing. I'm like, get me a Redbell vodka and you killed it. You and Nicky Glazier saying what saying

bye bye bye? There you go. Miss You should have been there, you really? Then? I hope you will come out with us tonight. Maybe they'll all be there, will be at the Rectius stop. Thank you coming. You can see a lot of ben on your TV. But and this Ada boiler alert cut that out. Lauren as my best friend in the audience, Lauren, when you please come up to how can I how fucking handsome has been Um, I've actually met him before? What what? Wait? Wait anyway?

The hand up? You next? Kamir boo? How did you meet him before? What's your name? Love? Landsey? Where are you from? Oh? Thank you so much for coming? How handsome? Lisben hot? I have been him before? Sturdy stay Saturday State Spartan's baby. Yeah, man, you've met the entire fucking crowd. Who hadn't you met? I don't know? Show of hands? Who have I not met? And needs me? Who have you got? Sister? See you? There you go? I got a lot of money. Do you think the show is going?

So far? Amazing? So okay, are you guys ready? Here we go. Everybody gets a TV. Look onto your seats, everybody gets a baby. Are you guys ready? Are you guys ready? Are you guys round? Are you ready? Are you really ready? The man you've all been waiting for, janmen bone Zone. Let's bring out everybody, ladies and gentleman. A man that I think that we all felt pretty fucking heard for twenty eight ways, A man of was

not was not. I was not convinced that he was actually going to show up today because nobody heard from him for like twenty four hours because he's in Metallica. Now, you, guys, I could not be more delighted that I have for you, Mr Dean the young thing waiting patient. The song is pretty pig Michael Jackson to please and off. The study was Alex yeacking me out. Alexis, Alex's Alex's back in here. Alex just grabbed Dan let stimulated, what are you drinking? Beer? Dean?

For bats? Are you guys? What do you want to drink? Bunny? Just a beer? That was cute? Just a beer. Um, I lost my thimble. Okay, Dean, but there's my thank you so much for um Dean. Guys, it's Dean Paget. What Paget you should sit next to Dan? No? No, no, no, no no no. Here we go, alright, Dean, I said. I was like, who wants to interview you? And I was like, Paget, you can talk to Dean and she was like, I wanted to ask. I didn't know what I want. I here. Here's my fear. My fear is

that I actually take this very serious. She does this podcast. I have actual questions, I have legal questions. I I am concerned about the future of the Bachelor and bachelorette ranchise with You Nation. I have been invested for the last thirty two cycles. It means something to me. I'm serious, I could be home. I care about art and I care about that is the lead on it CBS Procedurally, it's fifteen hours a day and the dirt wearing heels with a gun going go go go. Yeah, it's a

lot of work and I love it. And we watched it all the time to see I love it. All right, we'll wait for the Okay, so can I ask? Okay, this is very tricky. It's a tricky question. It's not funny. I'm not gonna let's start. We'll start with easy. We'll start easy, and then we get to tricky. Dean, how did they find you? Did they contact you or did

you contact them? Yeah? No, funny enough. Actually I was just my friend called me one day and said, Dean, I'm gonna do something right now and I want you to fall through with it, regardless of what it is. I said, all right, can I send you? Then we had sucks and it's gonna be fall through. Past weeks and I'm stepping out of the limo. I'm sorry. Past word. Three weeks and I'm going on stage live after the final rose my worst moment of my entire life. Yeah,

that did tell you to say that. I can't say that, did you? Oh my god? Oh yeah, yeah, I knew that. I knew that. That was a producer giving that to you. It was I knew it. You didn't even need to say it because I can say he baited me. So well, He's like, Dean, I have something I think you should say. I knew, but I don't think you're gonna say it. And I was like, oh, tell me, tell me, tell me. Yeah, yeah, you think I would say, I will, I will. I knew how to I knew it. Relogy was that black

can Never go back, and I knew it. I was like, I was like, that is that is? It is a guy who probably here's a question and you could just blank once for yes or twice for no. In my mind, I thought, you guys probably didn't know that far in advance, so you didn't have too long to figure out what you're going to say, so it's probably last minute and then he and then he baited you. That's what I thought. I was like, they set up poor guy up. I got to the hotel at like eleven am, and then

I was on stage at like five pm. So yeah, lots of tequila. Yeah, three thumbles at least at least three thumbles, at least three thumbles. And and so were you excited when you got the call? Like, so your friends set you up for this, So I never even thought it was gonna happen. Like the day before I left for the hotel, I told my friends. I didn't even tell my friends. I told like four of them. And then I was like, hey, like I might be going on the show, but probably will get cut like

right before him. Probably probably look at you please, Yeah, so you're probably not gonna come. It was literally it was literally the most surreal experience in my life. Like I never thought that I would have gotten that position. That's like exciting, or like it is exciting. Look at us, we're all size. What did you do yesterday? Jane? By the way, we couldn't find you. Where were you all right?

So you didn't get that? That wasn't in out. Do you regret your footwear that you brought on purpose because they're already incredibly dirty? Story, they are incredibly dirty. You know you're attractive when someone screams out, show us your toes anything. I will see anything I know that's exposed to show it to me. Um. I want to kiss you so much right now. UM. So you're a oh my god, they and now you you're an I T. You're an I T recruiter. I'm just start up recruiter.

Are you a personal trainer? Generalists? A start up? When you say that, that is right there, I'm still here a personal training trainer. I need to be trained. I have not been trained well. I need to be trained much better. Okay, so you're an I T recruiter. I also do you actually go to work? Now? You don't go to an offer? I haven't been to work since March? But how, how and how does anybody pay their rent? Why do you leave your job? Right? We go? Whispered

to me later. This podcast brought to you by Fat Fit Tubby. Hyeah, all right, that's fine. Okay, guys, let's cut to the chase. Seriously, do you guys get twenty dollars per post on Twitter? No? Do you know? I heard you guys? Did come on James Taylor when he said he was going to paradise and then he did like some six Waystey six thousand Stevens. Stevens on his own podcast, all right, there's another podcast. Story is running talk to the pretty people. I didn't hear box, sir.

Can I just say, just to get ahead of this, I am posting I first sponsored ad. Next. Are you that I apologize against? It is that shirt? I don't apologize. It's okay, okay, what's your Oh my god, his arm is so fucking tight. He even looks good in this stupid outside land swarshirt. I love it. I want I want to do I want it. I know I want it. Take it off. You don't want to take it off. You can't take it? Okay? Wait no, I actually want gonna go buy one. I'm gonna trade all my shirts

to get one swittshirt. I'm gonna go buy one. Okay, wait a minute, I'm sorry. It is Roode. I'm sorry. Do you accept my apology or my rose? Dean? What was your favorite part of the season. What was the most fun for you? Jesus, are you gonna be the match or not? They must be I can't answer it. I will not be the next Bachelor ship you guys.

He I don't Peter Bachelor too Great Bachelor contestants. I think they might have to go back to the well, that's an no, no, it's not gonna be Peter, but he's your best friend in the It's not gonna be because I don't think he I think they she threw shade. Yeah. My conspiracy theory about the final episode was she detective Rachel said. Rachel said to Peter twice, this format is not built. She was shade in part. I think the producers shade shade. I think the producers were saying, make

sure America can't vote for Peter. I think her because it's not I think girl loved Peter. She didn't get a ring, and she's like, and now you won't be the Bachelor. I think he was genuinely hurt. I think you were genuine and leave and I think that there were there were some moments in this season that were so real and like painful, and we haven't seen that in a long time, and you were great. Oh my god, I want to watch sixteen weeks of Peter being in his head. I know, but he was at least honest

and genuine. How old are you, Dean? How old are you? When's your birthday? How you're an Arie and I have good chemistry. Are people are just applause when you say, oh my god, that sweats How much was your sweatshirt? That's a lot. I'm gonna buy one. Oh my god, you must have gotten it for free though. Okay, wait a minute, Dean, is there any part that did you Overall? Are you glad when you went on it? Uh? Yeah,

I'm incredibly glad. First of all, I do would I would like to give a shout out my boy Andrew Watson and Andrew dude's boyfriend. Where's Andrew? Raise your hand and you're not your friend Andrew? Um? But overall are you glad? You have? It was tough? You had a tough that was tough. Was like family that was not It's not hard, it's just real. Yeah, you know. Yeah. But our exchanges on on text were like, oh my gonna be love teen, Oh my godteen oteen, oh my god.

Everyone everyone brings up how difficult it must have been, but honest you, yeah, it was difficult, but it wasn't like forced or anything like yeah, now can I ask mommy? Mommy? Can patch? Okay? The moment you were off the show, did ABC ABC Productions we could cut throat your father, you can cut it out. Oh my god, got him a mission? What do you am? If we got you to be the bachelor? They were going to offer him like a missionary license? Are going to offer him like

a like a hut and lamb, I'm uncomfortable. Goats what your dad's look a sek right? If they did offer him that, I have no idea because I have not spoken with them since then. It's okay, that's parents are complicated. That's just the truth. I will say this in defense

of Dean. I watched that episode like you you guys all did, like that took a lot of courage to go and do that was genuine and like when and watching it back and like seeing the editing right now even with them like making drama like he really, um, you compose yourself really well and you did a really good job and situation And I will say, Wells is one of the people that reached out directly after that episode and really said very kind words, which you were

so and then Dean took three days to respond to get and you are and you I'm sorry I didn't watch that season. I wasn't trying to make light of you. I was just saying I think ABC, as a studio and an entity, is invested in keeping you on the hook as a bachelor possibility, so they may have reached out to your dad. I'm a conspiracy theorist. I'm sorry. I'm paranoid. She plays it. She plays a detective on television. Once you guys see Bachelor in Paradise, everyone is going

to hate me. I'm sure, really a spoiler. What do you mean? I mean, you're not you? Like here in your outfit. You can say whatever you want to be like, you're in the same What did you do? I made I made drinks for everybody. That's like, wait, Dean, why did you Why did you say that? Wait? Well, first of all, disclaimer, I did wake up on my friend's couch like forty five minutes ago. So I'm wearing the same thing I were yesterday. I was girls. I don't care.

I don't care what he's wearing the same things. Those are angry at the new flower and the window. I love him so much. I've been wearing this or five days. This overall isn't gonna is it coming off my body? How is b I p though? Did you have a good time there. Bachelor Paradise was the worst thing in my life. I'm glad I had a great person wells and Ben was there, which is obviously fantastic. But but you were caught like was it because of the actual Paradise part or is it because of the all the

other stuff that happened the paradise part? Yeah, I love it. Love is a hard a tricky thing because you also came off, you got down. Love is a tricky thing. Write that down, Scissor says, hold on, not to spoil anything. But there are s thousand people here right They all are excited about we are ship Ben, we are. Can you imagine going to Paradise and then this chiseled goddess walks down the stairs? Okay, can you imagine what happens to your vagina when Dean walks down the stairs? Explodes?

It's crazy, of course. Just the worst thing in the world is that everyone was trying to have sex. For that. I felt terrible when they were throwing I can't in my adult ones here right now, I can't take it. None of those things happened. But imagine you've just had your heart like you literally just fell for a girl and then you got to go back in and you're like, I just felt for a girl. It's two days later, I'm in Salita, just that it was awful. Something terrible happened.

Did you get diarrhea? Because there's no there's no separation between the toilet in the bedroom, there's just like a blast wall. Because my husband and I did it for three days. Was it hard to go in at somewhere right down blast wall? Right down blast wall? Where I have a real question was your Was it hard to go because it's not that long after you finished filming? Was it hard to go there? Like your heart got broken? And then and then you have to go to Mexico.

That's gotta be weird. I mean I had like a month and a half or two months to grieve over That's right. Girl. Such a dude, you're at that point, wouldn't you would only spent like maybe fifteen hours with Rachel. You could have cared about her, but you don't really know, you don't know it just feeling feeling what it's That's why they'll never be a lesbian bachelor because we agreed for seventy five years and just sobbing. Is there anything that you wanted to say, not really, No, I don't

know I mean any I don't know anything. You ever? Well, would you ever? Wo you want me to have Dean take you a drink? Stop it? Stop it? Well I can do that. Well I texted you last week and you didn't text me back. Really, yeah, yeah that's happened. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So don't play this broken hearted. You're out doing well. You didn't come across that. Like, I love Dean and you like when you watch the show, Like Dean and I actually talk a lot at the bar. Um.

Dean and I like to drink together. Guys, I here Clinton j j Okay, yeah, you've got the bar. How was it being the bartender? It was fun for him? You tell Wait, guys, what happened to Horrore? Really? I want to know. So I realized that there's going to be a moment in time when I get introduced and everyone's gonna be like pitchforks and torches, being like, you fucking killed Jorge. I can't bother that. Jorge continues to like continues on the show. He just has a different

job and so paid less. No, I think he's actually paid more than Okay, now I did. I did send Jorge up with a lawyer, did you? Yeah? Because I was like, Buddy part of the show. Yes, no, And I think he's a nice guy and he wasn't pushing for it's a show. Listen, there's like he's a local guy and he was really sweet and he he I loved it. Again, this is just between us. I was like, so, Buddy drunk on my honeymoon with Jorge on the beach, which is the loudest resort I've ever been to. I

don't know how they shot this. It's just constant waves and crabs. I'm talking to Jorge. No crabs, no actual land crabs, not b I P crab. No. You get married and then you never get crabs again. So one night anyway, so Jorge was saying, oh, Chriece Harrison, No, he's no inuita the Four Seasons. He was hilarious. Oh my god, was that racist for me to try to do a Mexican. It's not that's what he sounds like. I've got someone said to me, that's not racist. That's

what he sounds like. He's a nice girl. You guys, we have like three minutes left. Who wants to ask Diana question hand, I see hand on the aisle? Come up, girl, yeah, come on, let me hear what it is? Yeah, yeah, Okay. What's your name? Kitty cat? Rosie? And where are you from? This Rosie originally the Bay Area? Think he's so much. Where do you live now? I go to school in Irvine. You see Irvine? You're adorable. What are you studying? Math? Okay,

kata kacha? This sarcasm? Um and um? How old are you? Ye? Rosie? What's your question for Dean? My brother's wedding? Where's the wedding? San Lucibispo. Maybe he'll make a video for your brother. Will you make a video for the brother to the wedding? So I'll make those press love slow is the best about all right? All right, one more question, Lauren, Lauren, you've got to come up, Lauren, Laura, that's my audience ambassador. You've really had my back. Have you had a good time?

I've had an amazing time. Can I just say we have the best fucking fans in the world. Thank you guys so much. I've been at a sports team and I've never had a hobby, and this is the only thing that I care about and you're all my new best friends. Lauren, what's your question for Dean? I want to know if anyone's still looking for love? Any good question? Where did Wells go any one of us on stage? Is that? Yeah? Yes? Yeah? All right? Well well I

guess yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all looking for love, you know, all looking for love and I'm really looking for a restroom. Oh my god, it's guys. Are you do you feel that you got the podcast that you needed? Is there anything that was not left on the field? Don't we go in to fucking nationals? You guys? Are we taking a knee and it's going to be a full heart and a clear eye and we fucking can't lose. We

do it, Bones on bones, thank you so much. I thank you to Eron Folly, thank you for coming you guys, thank you, and we'll spell its back. Sorry for wasting your time. Oh my god, here we go. I just got one of the pustions. When you read this rule, you reaccept this rule to your word rules into your word now leaving Noticed dot com. Why you still