"The Bro Show!" With Thomas Middleditch and Rob Benedict!

podcast America. You guys, we're back. We've really really suffered some trials and tribulations these last few weeks. I am so happy to have with me to my left, my platonic life partner and co host, Miss Aaron Foley. So good to be not on a plane in Newark, the Newark Clowns, New York United Laws. You guys didn't listen last week? We we Aaron and I were supposed to host this podcast in Zany's Chicago, and Aaron got captured by United in New Work. But the fans came out

and they nailed it. They had all these great co hosts and now I really you know what I felt like everybody stepped up to the plate and we really walked each other through these very challenging past few weeks. Fans are fun. I might have married three of them. I don't know. I almost did, and I was like calling in on the computer and my god, you looked very handsome. I was married you across Oh my god,

please say that again. I accept your rose. Sitting across from me is our Bachelor of the Year, Rob Benedett, Thank you so much. I'm still not comfortable with that. I get blessed you. Whatever you say, you feel good about your Like Rachel, I feel like it's a big responsibility. I'm going to tear up. Yeah, exactly, but it's a real big responsibility. Hey, as Chris Harrison, I can get you whatever you want. Man, what do you need? What do you need? Hookers? Um, You'm I right. We are

so excited now. You've come before, but you can't when there was no actual episode area. I've come before, and I've come again. I think people may know you from Silicon Valley, but your most important work is as a fan of the most important work you need. You need a podcast title. Paget is our secretary. Do you want to be ourrector of communication. You want to be a

majority whip. Yeah, majority whip. Now Anna chained my faused to show me that you love me across from us right now, Anna, Anna is in the Caribbean rocky every swimsuit that page gave her. You could check her out on Instagram. Really never looks sexy. Really she really is out. She has I mean, I'm saying she's leaving nothing to the imagination. She looks floating naked in a canoe and

we have the rests are tagged and flagged. Katie Levine over Hatie, thank you for walking me through to actually have me be the person in charge of the technical side of the Chicago five podcast and then getting it uploaded to the internet. It really took a village. I called in and it was as like okay, wait, okay, wait a minute, Okay, wait a minute. I got wait

a minute. Wait. Understand you try hosting a podcast in a month soon with ten strangers when there's nothing new to talk about except for rape, just tiptoeing around like, so, what's nearing the badge? Anything, anything happened in a world pool? Anything like? Truly that was but everybody, everybody that was the turnout, big turnout. It was a big turn out. You got to get to these live shows. People. Okay,

I'm for people under the table right now. This is a this is a new version of Our Lives show. This is Carol. Get down. Carol's been chewing on my ankle and I've never filled sex. Ye, I'm flicking my knee. Camp. Okay, before we get started, I have one email to read and if you guys want to email us Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Hello, Art and Aaron Paget, Rob, Katie and Anna and now the majority Whip and Chains, Tommy Middle Deutsche. My name is Molly. I'm getting married

on Saturday jun Congratulations, congratulate my fiance. Joe and I are huge fans of the podcast. Joe found it. Blah blah blah blah blah. They're getting married. They want to shout out for their wedding. They're gonna listen to the podcast as they're driving to their ways. What They're getting married next weekend June twenty four. So this is going out to Molly and Joe and their friends. I'll tell you Amy and Marla take a sharp left. Nothing ends well.

I mean, congrats, you found your person. There's a book you should read called The Ethical Slued that I think and codependency No more Ethical slood. Before we get started, can we talk about the most exciting thing that happened this morning, which is that Badchelory? You? As soon as I saw it, I was like composing the text and then yours kid? Oh my god, Thomas, how did you find out just now? When true? How did you feel? I was very happy. It's the best. I mean, it's

sadly the best one. Like you want the good ones to be what the show is supposed to be for, like you know, finding having all that stuff. Although, to be honest, the last four episodes of any season usually like Snooze Fest, Bring Back Karin and Where's Lee? And all these guys? Will you Team Raven or Team Vanessa? Um? Which one are they? Sorry? Vanessa married Nick Raven was from Hoxy, Arkansas, bless her. Honestly, I guess I was team Raven only because Vanessa seemed like um, she seems

to needy, she requires a lot, She didn't understand the game. Yeah, yeah, she's very beautiful. Yeah, I think she's really pretty, But she doesn't I bet she doesn't know how to use that opinions, and she's just like, I mean, she's probably you know, just like turn off the sheets, turn off the sheets and turn on the lights and kind of thing. But that's also really rude. Sorry, if you're listening to Vanessa,

I just made an assumption about how you fuck. I'm sorry. Right, She's just one tier fight Nick after Sometimes I forget some are subjected to so much scrutiny and they're just like normal people and they're thrust and don't know how to guess what we met. We met Carly and Evan in Nashville. We can believe them. They're so in love. I follow Evan on Instagram and I don't know why.

It's very it's very mundane. It's just like, look I love I Am like, yeah, we asked him in Nashville, like so you guys didn't go back to Mexico get married, and he literally looked at me like like you're a piece of ship? Are you even asking? And then they fuck did that last weekend, Evan, I take back all the nice things last week, Chris Harrison officiated real quick. I know we got to get to the show, but real quick. So when when we have Batchel in Paradise?

Is there going to be like a Chris Harrison alone on the beach, Like, so, listen, we had this thing happened and we want to say, give me something, right, do you think are are we going to get see that episode? We got to see that? Are they like? Okay? So it got canceled. They next it? Did all the cast get on a plane and come back? Apparently they went in Texas. They've just been all hanging out together in Texas. They're in a United lounge of the Report

for seven days. I don't know the answer to that. I could text one of them because I know, I bet they're all engaged. They just all got is that they've also been been doing some like extra bonding because there's been a lot of trauma, Like they've really this is a cast that's been through a lot together so much, and you got to remember there's so many more cast members that comment arrived and to think that like, oh, they weren't there in the beginning. They don't know what

we went. They didn't feel our heartache. They weren't sleeping while people were sucking in the world pool. What disadvantage I mean when when I when I when I realized that, like my summer was going to be ruined because somebody got eaten out in the hot top, it was like it was my destiny to have to have that happened. Everything I was like I did on me at birth. I literally was like, I have to start dating. Because I gasped at the news. I was like, oh my god,

I need, I need. Okay, here we go, Oh my god, you guys, we're back in. We're back in. Okay. Last night was a great episode overall. I think, who are you rooting for? By the way, Thomas, who's your guy for the season. Well, I think I love Dean. I love he is so handsome and cue. But the truth of the matter is I think he may be I think the age thing might be a thing. Yeah, but bless him. He's a real cat story. We were all

ready to put. He just needs to date. Okay, we'll get to He doesn't need to get a little buck because he's too innocent. He doesn't know how goddamn gorgeous he is. He's so gorgeous. He's got nice new teeth. I'm working online, danem catchup, got my temps in right now. I jacked Okay, but what's his face? I think the Antonio bendaris. Oh you think I actually watching last night Brian,

Brian the Chiropractor. I do think he's gonna win. I like, I like gap to No here that's Peter, Yeah, that's Antonio Bendaris is at Brian the chiropract Okay, I see, yeah, I think the chiropractor is. She loves the one that she was like, I think I don't know if you're yeah, but I'm not that it's just your face. Yeah, it is like he couldn't turn it off. Yeah, he can't stop. Let's remember that in real life he dated. You're gonna like this because I remember that you liked her. In

real life he dated Jubilee. You love you love Brian the Chiropractor dated he dated Katie's right. Anybody to look up if that's true that I heard that? Is there anybody to get Jubilee on the line? People text me ship, people have cheated me. Okay, here we got Lee laughing and Eric's face starting out. So we're starting out. He did okay ractics by the way, system here system, God, we're this is like a real newsroom. I don't really get into when you get into like Bachelor, the family

of Bachelor and Bachelorettes. Is it just like one big swing party where everyone's it's like an ancestral kind of It's like many Hollywood where I was just like, honestly, now that I've gotten in a little bit deep and I know about ton of the contestants, they all it's once you. It's almost like you all went to the same high school and you're like people you can trust. Yeah,

and they all hang out together. Like so in Nashville, there's like ten or fifteen contestants and they're all from different seasons and they all just like hang out and they only hang out with each other and have like game nights. So I feel like our goal is to get in that group. I think we should be considered part of that family. We're deeping with Nashville. We're in with the Nashville. Somebody slept at the woman who does that podcast. It's just board games. Like no one's fine

grain or anything like that. Part of me, No one, no one. It's just for younger. You've got the fineer. I think every girl some fanger. I think that they go. I think that there's been some girls trips like I think I don't know who got fangered, but I think I believe that this is about to sound awful. I believe Amanda the mom had some girls trip. Like there's been girls trips. There's been to like Nashville, and then there's like boys trips to Vegas. I think there'll be

some fangering going on at least in like Caesar's Palace. Yeah, maybe not Bachelor on Bachelor finger like, we're hey, check it out, it's the castle. Think there might be Bachelor on Bachelor fangering as well as fan fingering. A fan fer, I mean, why else did you get up at the bed in the morning fering? Okay, I mean that's the Truth podcast. The alarm goes off and you're like to get fangs Tuesday account, who's gonna finer? Mate? This? This a banger? Get over here and all days got this?

Ain't got a finger atself. I put that thumb away, I said, fin until it fangers itself. Get your dumb you're dumb back in your pocket. I said, fine, sign on the on the wall like a thumb and just across is you stupid? Did I sign them? I said, fangers? Do? I need to do what needs to spill it out for you and sell them m g R H pot fang fang fangers. Okay, So we start out Leah is laughing in Eric's face. Lee has Lee the racist has hair.

It's like he's got the full Falcon hare. That's almost like like something about Mary Jes like the run I've done, like I've never I'm not a fighter, like I've gotten hit in the face a couple of times that I'm not either I run, but I want to smack him. I did ask for it, like I want to punch him in the face, don't you you know? And so did Dean. Dean called Dean could see so he went.

He went from being like so so Lee went from sort of rolling it up with Eric last episode to then interrupting Kenny the wrestler, who was trying to have a heart to heart with her about like about his future, like I know that I can't wrestle forever, and up comes dumbly for a second go round with the bachelorette, and then he like was fronting. It was weird. It

was weird. It's a weird interruption. And he had like that wood block from the sixties with that knife that you know he's going to cover that was scary that the cancer card. He goes, it's a sad story. My grandpa had cancer. He threw it down with cancer, and

whose grandfather doesn't have cancer? And then he carved enchanting on and it wasn't like a talented carving, you know, it was six year old card can kind of end up noticing is like everyone deals with the insane pressure of being on that TV show in all different ways, and he's just he's just being like, Okay, I'm gonna be He's going to be drunk because he was lit and you can tell the next morning he was hung but like he's like, Okay, I'm gonna be the instigator.

I don't even think that's maybe his his conscious thought. It's just like he maybe default to that when he's like feeling nervous, and so he just he's so not Rachel's like not even in his mind anymore. He just is like, I'm gonna funk with Yeah, He's like, I want to win. There's he's never even said the word Rachel. It's just like that lady on the couch, I'm gonna go out and get a block of wood, take my old bunting night chopping enchanted and that somebody's got cancer

and I'll smile, laugh and just enjoy it. Well, and now that we know he's super racist, like watching it's also like it's so extra. He is only coming after the African American concesses, and Dean called him out. Dan says, I think he's a fucking tool. I just think Lee is kind of a bit And then he says to the producer, he's like the only people that I've seen Lee getting a fight with our people he's not used

to dealing with on a daily cultural basis. She said, what do you mean, and he said, you know exactly what I mean. Yeah, And she got a lot of audio type a lot of yeah. When the The Bachelorette, so like there's all this fighting when he when Lee when when Kenny went to confrontly afterwards and he and

he literally that was the worst. When he screams in Kenny's face, Um, sorry, screams Kenny screen in his face, Kenny screams in his face, Kenny screams in Okay, So Kenny comes up, but then Lee goes get to it. He said, that's just such an instigator, just like total baiting, just push push push. He's he's like yeah, like he's like a Peppe the Frog kind of guy. Yeah, and then sucks and then Kenny goes, here's where we at, and then Lee Kramat corrected his grammar and said here's

where we're at. And then Ken it was just like, don't you want to punch that guy? He thinks he's winning, but he's I think there's plenty of I mean, everyone who's watching the show is like, you're a You're a full blunt villain. He's the word. And unlike Karin, who at the end she's kind of like you just are like accept me on this and you're like all right, Alex, yeah, I don't really love you, but yeah, you're you're on you.

But he's just like, well, slaves of my points, yeah, smiling like a misogynistic he's like those tweets and he could just he's like a rat. He's a rat. Yeah, he hates feminist is he hates feminists. I'm like, you're a I just want to like rip his over, Katie,

what do you think? Yeah, loves him. A perfect fit for the first contest to have a villain, but he's like next level disgusting pig from hell I gotta it makes you wonder since there's always i mean for the past x amount of season, its probably hasn't been this all all the time, but since there's always always a current, Yeah,

how does it happen? Is it all in the screening process or do you think it's as over as like the producers being like, hey, this is a good angle for you that you should play on the show, and they're playing the part. I think that with him, they knew exactly because he was saying he said because he had so many racist tweets, and he was saying he didn't apply to beyond. They found him, they approached him. Oh idt dividle right is pretty I mean, I mean, yeah,

it's it's what's graight about the show? Is like, can you watch Unreal as well? Okay, so they found him at the racist saloon, playing exactly he was he and songs. Sorry am I mumbling through my white sheet? He was like, we gotta get him corn paul Um. Okay. So my favorite was the booger Roll conversation. Everyone has their own weird little quirks, quarts, quirks, quarks, quirks, quirks go in a wine bottle. No, that's a cork. That watching like

three stooges. It was amazing. Almost had it, he said, no, quirks, they're anatomical. I was like, you're still close. Close, get out of there. Yeah. It was so funny, and they were all they were all wrong the close. I just wanted someone to like bust out laughing. I thought it was like a running joke. And I was like, are they because you do have those moments in life where you say word and you're like that doesn't right, and then jack Stone and Stone and so oh my god,

you can't even get the cork. He was like that, they're like lawis a lawyer. That's the one thing about most of the contestants, except for maybe like Caitlin. Yeah, they can't laugh at them as they can't laugh. Yeah, also such serious guys like Caitlin was great, although I'm enjoying overall, I think Rachel is a great She's the best. Caitlin was great. I loved Caitlin. Okay, so then Rachel pulls out Brian with the cheek implants. An Tonio Banderis,

who seems to be the front runner. She says, you're so charming that it scares me. It scares me that it's too good to be true. And then he said, this is a fairy tale. And then he says, don't let it scare you. It's real, real. She said, what makes you weak? He said you you're my future. I'm all about you. And then he like tongue kissed her. Oh. He goes in for just the hardest, hardest approach. He licks,

He licks the lips before entering. His tongue kiss involves like a perimeter clean and then you could see him like stretching out. It's a good method, though, you know, let's clean it off. Let's clean it off. I want to see the care her right on him like before, and he's like doing tongue exercise. He's like stretching out the tongue, stretch out his cheeks. He's like preparing for touchdowns. He's like a street cleaner. Bring it off. Stop. He

couldn't stop being that guy. That's the thing to kind of explain about that moment, like, I want to come on, bro, this is your moment. Like no, she loves it, though she loves it, but he just he talks in absolutely unless he was like, this is a fairy tale, and then he's like, oh, I'm a princess. That would have been amazing. He's so serious. She loves She loves confidence, alpha, security of like I got him here for you. This is not this is my few you or my future.

This is like that. She loves. On the boat push up contents, the most stressful boat ride I've ever witnessed. In my tone. This is the grot buddy who's like, I'm I'm the Champagne of the world. Crazy Muhammad, Oh my god, he's a lawyer. That was Josiah, who's got boots. That guy love that moment. I'm a hundred percent. And we're talking about before the show, previous seasons, the big word was like amazing. Everything's amazing. This season, it's a

hundred or one percent. I'm taking I'm keeping it one hundred and disingenuous. Disingenuous like my name because my name is in your I'm so obsessed with that. I'm so obsessed with it again because my name is love it. I love it. I'm gonna start didn't get my name in your mouth in auditions? My name. Six months later, he's still going to meet and he's like, remember when my name was in your Mouth's like, I'm a it's fangering Tom, it's fagery. That's a quote from the show,

and it's not. No, she said. After the gross kiss, she was like he came in so hard and smothered her, and then she was like he was just like a breath of fresh air. I'm like, he loved it. Do you think his cheeks are fake? I think he has implants like Madonna really would be bold in order to do that. In order to do that, you want to see the before and just see that, like he had no cheeks for some reason, like Katy, can you chiropractor

cheecken plass? Okay, Okay, I accept your rose. Okay, here's so. Then so then nothing coming off on the radar. So then Lie says I get tickled when I smile, and angry men get angrier. And then Kenny says, I thought you were my friend. We don't need to keep talking. That is a Trump troll quote. I mean that's what they that's what they exist on. You see what's wrong? He is like a point your finger in the chest kind of what are you gonna do that? What are

the guys was saying he is alternative facts like he is. Yeah, It's like, that's right, he is. They're basically saying he's Trump. I weren't cutaways where every time there's the cutaway to leave, he's like cleaning a shotgun. And then there's the kind of ways like playing the bandy. I think even carving and shanted and carving cancer life is enough. That okay. So then Rachel before the Rose ceremony, freaks out and she says, the pressure I feel being a black woman.

I didn't want to get into this tonight. I already know what's going to be said about me. And then Chris, she takes a time out and Chris Harrison comes in. It goes, you just have to tell me what you want. I can facilitate anything. Do you understand I have got I mean, well, I can lower societal pressures on African the African American community. You just give me the green lights light. I'm gonna solve this racism thing. Yeah, I go on to the community with some pamphlets on the

back and Twitter. Rachel says she already knew what the people were going to say about her. Well, I hope you already knew this. We we love your right best. You know what I love. I love that you sound like when Zach plays his brother on Baskets. The brother are justin Dale. So then the rose ceremony happens and she cuts the elf and the booker and Digge and Diade. Oh, such an elf. How many times did you posit TV?

And you're like, totally wrap those Christmas presents. I bet you're a nice guy, but you just have an ELF resemble. She cut Bugger roll and no Diggy, she Diggie, and then Diggie started talking about himself in the third person. You know, he's handsome. It's literally handsome. He should be wearing Christmas sweaters here. I like, how easy that was for you to just sex with my friend. I was like, she was like the guy his his his teeth are so big, and I said the elf is like elf.

I was like this guy, yeah, full elf, and Diggie goes. I just wish that Rachel would have more time. That would have helped her to realize that she needs to keep Diggie around. He's an awesome guy, said Diggie about Diggie. I don't think that's too obnoxious of the third person. He was a cute It was like it was a sprinkling of a third person. But it's still a like a half of fla. You would never say she needs

to keep Thomas around. Thomas is an awesome guy. I would actually when I out, I'm going to say she kept Thomas in. I mean he's saying it with a tear in his eye. It's not like it's not all bravado or if they're going to just keep someone whose name had Iggy in it, let's keep Diggy and losing my egg. Let's talk about he gonna do he's kind of Eggy. Let's talk about he's gonna be He's the kind of he's a kind of guy that's gonna be gone in a week or two. Hegg And it's really

he's a tattle tale. He's like, I'm just really protective. And he has zero connection with Rachel. Seems his connection is like telephone. He's like, Rachel, this is about herd in the living room and then throws everyone under the bus. Josiah's response to Iggy I thought was so hysterical. Yes, he was just like Eggy sits down. He's like, hey, bro, listen, I just stepped through under the bus and started the bus and ran over your body with the bus. You've

got no chance, so good luck in there. He's like, do you want a cookie? Yeah? The whole extreeks made me so it was like he was like, just because you tell me that you just sucked me over, it doesn't mean that you didn't just suck me. Like what don't I like? Like, I think I has no Nage connection, Like he would never see you either hide it and you talk behind someone's back, or you don't do it like he talks behind people's back. And then he goes, I just talked hid your back. But he also lies

about it. She didn't ask, she didn't say that she was glad to be on with the fun date, and then he lies about she brought it up, asked about the It's like, no, she didn't. We watched you do it. It was like the weirdest transition. Rachel sits down and she's like, how are you doing tonight? He's like, speaking of tonight, I was in the kitchen and then these three guys were talking like he that's his only connection. Whoever is like in the lead. He throws under the Katie,

I need to hear your voice. How are you come on over for sec Come on? What did you think of? What do you think of Iggy? Oh? I think he's a drama queen. He's just like looking for attention because I don't think he's getting much attention otherwise. So I don't know why he keeps talking about everyone else, like he just needs to kind of settle now, he's to all he needs to keep. I think he's looking for attention,

that's all. I think he needs to keep everyone else's name out of it, his man, keep the name out the mouth. It's just so it's gotta be. I just sometimes I get I we all like to have a good laugh. We all take them down a pig, you know, because it's such some silliness, like at these moments of like, oh man, that must be so hard because they're not they're not. They haven't decided to be like limelight Hollywood

cocks like us. They've just like I found themselves in this like hell psychological torture and like all their little dark folds get exposed and they're like, this is how I react under this situation. I have to tattle, and that's how I am relevant. And oh, god, and I bet Iggy probably has that a little bit in his real life, but I bet he's also like different, but

maybe not. And then we all like we all have our gavels and like yeah, yeah, yeah totally, and you know, any things are different when the lights are on you. I was even thinking, like at the Rose ceremony, like they all have to say it like a you know, we except as if you have to ask like will you accept me Rose? Absolutely? I will, they have like no and just says like, yeah, show up that ship in my lapel pitch. Yeah. I'm like and I was thinking about, like if that were me, I probably would

say something to you. I would be such an idiot. I'm one of these There's no way I would be eating the line sitting around you, sitting amongst all those alpha dudes, with those guys, and I'm like, yeah, you like, this is what happened in the kitchen. I'm selling my pan where scraming about its curl mustard with the rope and the observatory, and I'd slip into a wacky voice and they'd put goofy music under me and I'd essentially be the laboom guy. Yeah, And then you know, Rachel

or whoever, would just be like, you're strange. The push up contest on the boat, you'd hear a splash and I'm swimming. So they find they get out of the Calabasas and they go to Hilton Head and the guys are jumping on the bed and they go on the porch and they scream Rachel. That always embarrasses me so much. I said the same thing I would if I were there, I would just mouth the words. I feel ashamed for

that at least, so I'd like demoralized. Literally, how did a jump on the bed like they're eleven, like like like a slumber party. I mean, somebody's been here thirty seven years old, you know, Like Okay, So we have our first one on one with Dean and they go, Now, now I'm worried about it. First of all, I think

we all fell hard for Dean. I'm worried about Dean because he's not an alpha enough to him even being afraid he was shy in the field, and then being afraid of the blimp and him have her having to hold his hand like me, w I'm she had to say, And I was worried in the blimp that he was going to throw up. Yeah, that's not really something. So

she's good. We're going on a bimp a bim a bimp so she but then they once they had a few glasses of champagne in them, and he got into the driver's seat and then he got into the back and he planned while or that was a good kiss. Was a good kiss. That was a good kiss, not a Brian tongue kiss. Yeah, but you're right at the end of the day. First of all, he's adorable and wonderful. I do think he needs like a couple of girlfriends before he gets married. I think I think he just needs,

he just needs. No, he's fantastic. I just don't think she's she's I don't think he's ready. Is he my this season's Wells versus Peter. Maybe he's next Bachelor material. I think he totally could be next Bach. I think his eyes are just a little bit too far apart. But it's it's fine, not mean he's perfect. It's fine. I mean, lord knows, I'm not huge, huge forehead. But

I can't like Rachel's five head a flat season. You didn't like I didn't like it to pointed out that she had a five it and his eyes are too far apart. But this right that that he's reason that his mom died and then his dad left fifteen to eighteen. He's alone, and that's crazy. That's crazy. So they both come from a very religious family. They both have scripture tattoos on them. It explains the righteous tattoos that she

has a righteous tattoo on his righteous tattoo. Yeah, it's not great, and the most important thing to me is God. She has scripture tattoo as well. They both do well. Maybe when they when they become intimate, they glow and they're like, put your God on my God. But they did a drive by before they're one on one in the blimp. They do a drive there's always one of those where a guy where someone goes on a date and they go past the house and there's like and

then Eric freaked out. Eric when the date card came. He takes it all so personally, he's like, she didn't hick me. Like he can't inner monologue. I know he can't. It's all his inner monologues. And you're like, Eric, first of all, he needs a handler and he doesn't need to say any of these things. Out loud. Yeah, I think the spelling be really illustrated. Who had a go on? Who didn't you know what I mean? Like who was

dialed in? And who wasn't? Dog? So we okay? So they were they finished their one on one, they go and this is my favorite part of every season when they have to slow dance. One want to do a musical act that they have to act like they know what it is. And then they're Russell dickers just doing like New Countries got the Hitler youth aracter and in a gap shirt, like come on. Literally all immediately texted jokes about Russell Dickerson and then Aaron Aaron. It was

like it was Aaron goes, Who's Who's rock? Who's Russell? Is? Like exactly, I like she it's always are running joke. Nobody knows the artist. But I was actulay like I could have it. I texted, I can't believe they got Russell fucking different. Yeah exactly. And then they have flow dance in public, which is so awkward, mortifying, not as mortifying as fucking riding around a horse in Beverly Hills and then into the store, into the store, night, into

the store, kill me. Kill the horses, kill everybody. Ended. I'd rather get fangered rather in the middle of Doheeny, then take a horse and look for a carn again, sucking FuG fingered. I'd rather get fingered on Doheeny. I don't think I would it for a curse on a horse, on a horse in the store, or like a Beverly Hills jacket in the store, their horses sprinkled cupcakes, cupcakes.

I would rather get fingered, for sure. So wait a minute, And there's some good, real quick aside about his his red blank red T shirt, because I'm like, I'm of the Yeah, Russell, if this is your moment, you like

your shirt on that, we go what do you? But he probably showed him with something that said like Nike, and they were like ship someone who's gotta play, And they got like a p a with a he looked like he looked like he ran like payroll services for ABC, Like he looked like a dude to the band, he just got a haircut, and he's like, oh they can like you can kind of sing, what's all? Yeah? Do you have a guitar? Do you four white people that can stand behind you? Is there any way we can

get any type of fun. Bonus fact about Russell wrote down is he I wrote down lyrics stuck in a bottle, never got a chance to touch the sea. His website has a dot net. Okay, he's a pot dealer dot net. So he's not trying to make it okay. So they're all friends and that's okay. Wait wait, let hear the lyrics. Let's hear the blowing up. He's going to be performing in a blimp over It's probably opening up first like a oh yeah, Maro, is he performing in a blimp

over the Honda Center. I'm st stuck in a bottle, never got a chance to touch the sea. It was like I literally pose it, and I was like, oh, kall make his hair Russell Dickerson's hair. Every time I hear a country song, I still think that we all could write a country song in about thirty to what he's saying, Blue to cars, truck's guns and broken hearts man country music. So that date went well, I don't try She's gonna win, but I liked him. I think

I think already winning. Got spangered right after that show. Just say a song about when I got fangered after the show. It's called when I got after the show? Do you actually had to say we got to dance to Russell? He goes and there's Russell Diggers Day and then they make them say the name as if they're like walking and are so excited. Um okay. So then she comes out, she's got a cute cold shoulder top on. There's this huge group date and they're going on this.

They're going on a group date on the the boat thing with the with the every every podcast we talk about cold they all for in Paradise. All they wear his could shoulder rompers. Yeah, I guess that's I never even heard of it before starting podcast. Did they get styled or do they bring their own clothes? They have to bring their own clothes. But if you make it to the find so deep in, they have to bring

their own clothes. They're allowed to bring two suitcases. But if you make it to the final um three, they provide you, Like when they went to Lapland, they gave them like the hats and the coats and everything. So if you make it to like Fantasy suitets, you get outfit it. Yeah, that's your prize. And they don't get paid. They don't get paid. The only person who gets paid is the bachelor. But if you go to Paradise, you

get paid, but nobody gets paid. No one gets any money because it's a game show and you're looking for love. I know this is us. So then they have a dancing contest and people start rapping Kenny and Peter rapping and that that that I don't can't with Peter. I love Peter. I think if you can't. He wrapped with a far joke and then called then said she was from the hood. I didn't like the hood. I didn't like the hood part, but I do like this is

where we did for you. Also wanted to make out you want to was hot until she opened her mouth did snake mouth every time she has faffy and she from the she's not from the hood. She's like, no, but you would never say that that was bad. That part was bad. I'm not gonna but she's like, yeah, I grew up in the hood or I grew up in the projects. That's her story. That's a white person. You can't rap with the word you're from the That was part of her story. And she like was like, hey,

you know I want everybody that was that was. That was bad, but she loved it. She loved it. I'll give him that. He was trying. It was just one of those things where you're like it was like a facial like that part wasn't good, but you're not. Think she's still I think she's pretty tolerant with like the odd kind of stumbling on the line of shore. She's so. Then they go to the spelling bee and it's old white ladies clapping at the spelling That killed your head.

It's like, um, thatch let to like what would probably be a plantation. Um, yeah town. That's kind of weird. It's so weird, but whatever, I mean, it's part of I guess it's America. But yeah, that was so. They were so white and like visors it was bad and they had the spelling be with these kids. My favorite part was the doll Adam's doll in the audience. The first word is squirt in front of these children, may I?

May I hear it in a sentence like I thought she was going to be like I love to drink a squirt on a day where it was like no I was, but I figured me to light squirt. No. I didn't think it was going to be that. What did she say? What was the same? It was, um, I can't remember see you? Um yeah, no, I mean it was like that, every word just got more if you almost expected, you almost expected Steve Harvey to come out and give that like mug when I've turned him

my life. Sitting on a bag of gold. My legs are cramping. Big words that they I love, like in front of old ladies and children. Coitas, if you're lucky, you'll engage in coitus with the bachelorette. And then he said, que you. I was watching with my ten year old daughter. She's like, what's quitas? Oh my god? No, And there was like a pause. My wife was like sex, it's sex. Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Parenting right there, anyone just like Deack and I have something?

Can I have some pause? Never have you finished your dinner? Literally that I did that. They did a spelling bee. I have to say. After the after that cruise ship of like push ups and take off your shirts and Jose yeah, yeah, who had been like making his his picks ripple one. He got the trophy. He kissed it like eighteen times and then was drinking out of the trophy. Um. I liked the spelling bee as well. I thought it was I wanted to see Lee lose. We never saw

a lego out. I want to see leading spell. Yeah, he was out early. I liked Eric was trying to have a like a moment and to say how everybody was behaving like a gentleman. But Josiah was busy dabbing his dick with a napkin during that during the spilled from his trophy all over his dick and was dabbing it with a napkin and being funnier or is he trying to He's trying to be funny, thought he was. What did you guys think about him? Overall? I just thought he was so entertaining. I thought, I mean, it

was a bit much. He was like less any more annoying than with him. I thought that was real stuff. Josiah, its so obnoxious, I think, I know, because he was. He was annoying the first night too, Like I found him a little less annoying this. I mean, it's it's it's it's too much, for sure, But there was something a little bit charming because he was I just felt like he was trying to be funny. He was trying to be funny. I didn't. I didn't find him to

be like an like uh like disingenuous. I felt like he was just like a ham like he was like hamming it up and going to Halloween party. And they're not breaking characters, right, yeah, you're not. You're not anti true so easy. Although his response to Iggy made me laugh out loud, which was when he was just like, you know what's throw me on the best and he get a cookie. Like his reenactment of that was making me laugh. Can we just say when he went to talk to the guys on the stairs, I love it.

This was just never his casual mentioned of just uh iggy wet focusing on his lame wax self. He does drugs, he shoots steroids in his nuts. Yeah yeah, ye sorry, let's let's drfy his wax self. He does drugs and also if that's true, don't tell your competitors. Yeah, he's mentioned that he's like liar liar, like he's got to tell the truth about everything. I like cookies over pie. I also shoot I also shoot steroids into my nuts, like I g's masturbated in the room like a long

showers and watch back. Alright, good luck y'all. Al some balls are made of stones nuts. You have to why you are you doing in yours? I think truly to knowledge is improved enough that you're just throwing the old arm or something. It's like a direct nuts shot off. I mean it contrains scanner muscles stuff nuts. But does that happen? Do you put in steroids in your ball? Asking the wrong dude? Yeah, I don't know. We do have balls. Yeah, I've got extra large nuts and pencils

for limbs, but massive nuts. It's the most surface area. I go right for the nuts. Yeah right, And I asked so many follow up questions. I guess it's not appropriate. Let's hear what it's like, Why would you if you were doing steroids? Is that that's what we said? Something like? Is that when you guys heard that as dudes where you're like, oh, I've heard that before. I'm so not that dude. Like as a nerd, I was like, that went over my head. I don't even get it. I

don't even get steroids. I don't know how you take them. I thought you took them in pills. What? Oh I know they should I know you shot up in the old baseball. I guess maybe you can. Why why would you go to your nut? Can we confirm if you shoot stories in the nut? Though? Or but maybe it does not know that one of the more efficient like is he just whin I got that's right? Is it just go from the nut right to just because a nut?

The actual test clay is like the testing is such a sensitive organ and your I mean, and that's that's where spurs and series it is fox up your sperm. It's they say, I don't you need to come? Maybe it's kat come on over here? Are we go? We're learning. A Reddit post alone says I injected steroids directly into my testicles. Will my testicles get bigger while my muscles get smaller? Your brain will get stupider. It just says you store the steroids until your next ejaculation, tell your

next action. You just put it in there to come it out. It's real, So you store into the caaculation. If that happens while you're in a female, she may experience setting growth of the vagina andacus along with excessive hero that's a lie. That's a lie. That can't be real. Steroids. I don't think steroids is a topical ointment that, like when spread upon the badge through coming through your nuts, wouldn't cause your vagina to figure. Not Brad Chicken in

I Want a Superhuman bed is Hacker story. According to Reddit, if Rachel takes Eggy to the fantasy spit like Mondo, it's like at the basketball games and the T shirts go, I'd take Penis. I make you a super strong d Hello, Hello, hello, my busy, so strong, my my fanger fork, my strong pussy fanger mate. They pick multiple fangers in my super strong vetch getting fanger and don't know what he used

the thumb. I already consider use the thumb in my super strong vetch because you've got my common My god, I'm learning so much, okay, and I hope no one's driving all their listening then, so then just the windows down. Here's the fun. So then Lee was talking about Kenny and he goes, I love the guy. It is what it is, and then he made this clickings down. Oh yeah, that was So he's really kind of like he's got like an exterior version, like he's playing a role. What

if next episode he's got like a monocle. He's well that's the thing I think he saw, Like you probably asked him what his favorite movie is and it's like some you know, weird Western or something, and he like his favorite characters a villain and I love that guy. And he kind of just like he's not John Wayne. He's the other He's the bad guy, and he wants to be that guy because he doesn't. It's the worst. And he thinks he's like a gentleman because he's in

like button like he's just like a plantation. He's playing. Yes, he is. So that Kenny pulls Rachel outside and starts rapping at her because she seemed upset. It was so hard to watch. But he's and he's like he legitimately is getting thrown under the bus by a racist like mastermind, and he's just trying to be a gentleman, trying to himself. Rache, you don't have a bird's eye view, but you're believing

the wrong dude. Um. And then Alex and Peter just staring at Lee inside and then at the very end, Alex and Peter staring was amazing, like yeah they were. He was I gotta be honest, you like I were talking about like I don't have a problem with you all. But if I were to say I had a problem with you all, I was being honest. Like none of it made any sense of the same with the Boom Boom got like, yeah, you gotta be honest. You're white, so I'm okay with you guys. Yeah, that's exactly it.

Like you guys. I like you guys because you're white men. Yeah, And they all know that Dean was the only one who said it out loud because he must be saying it in the house. They all must be saying, yeah, Dean goes listen, that's true because righteous and just pushes. And then at the very end, I loved Josiah Kenny and Will drinking from the goblet talking with English accents. It was amazing that there needs to be more moments like that, um for next week's episode. You know that, Like, so,

Kenny's got a bleeding eye. You know that's from some they play some game and he gets hit in the head with a football, don't be then they do what they What does happen if they get a double date together? The two on one? The two one is going to be great? Which one? It's so awkward and terrible awesome. I always end up, they always end up. They always they're the best one. The one that I was the first one that was like, oh this is where they left.

I think it was Prince Farming where they left the girl in the desert actual time both yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the helicopter Olivia crying by the crying is so cool. And then Chad and Alex that was the whistling blueberry and paper planes. That's not so is that coming? Oh? I don't think so. I don't think he's legally Yeah. Will you guys help me pick the tweet of the week. Okay, we'll start with our boyfriend Seth that at Basebone Here, I carved my dick into this wood with my dick. Also,

my mom had cancer of the dick. May I have a rose now? Oh? Always good? Okay. Jill Hammond who made us our boards in Chicago. Lee is a redneck lepre conversion of Chad O. Yeah, that's true, Okay, Alex Jaffee at a Jaffee three. My vocabulary is such on another level, some idiot on the Bachelorette before a spelling baby ended up winning? Who ended up winning? And then set that one more at basebone one. Rachel crying check, sweeping string music check, pivotal moment of racial pivotal moment

of racial tension ruined by an Oriole commercial, priceless. Okay, so you know what I'm gonna go set that. I'm gonna have it down to. He's gonna be in the top two. Here. I carved my dick into this wood with my dick. Also, my mom had cancer of the dick. Mayor have a rose now or Rachel crying check, sweeping string music check. Pivotal moment of racial racial tension ruined by an Oreo commercial. Priceless Oreo commercial or like Oriole

Oriol commercial. Oo. You know I'm gonna say dick, Katie, all right, I said that you would with your racial student music called. Oh my god, I'm gonna say dick. I never say dick, but I'm gonna say. Do you have anything that you want to promote? Thomas what? Um? Well, if you got kids, it might still be in theaters. Captain Underpants, Yeah, a little tale of two boys to create their own superheroes. There, you know, rural obsessed principle.

All right, do you have anything that you want to promote? We used to watch kings Con on comic on HQ UH and you can see me here on this podcast a Bachelor of the Year and Aaron Uh. Thursday, I'll be at Carolines in New York City doing stand up for a big fun benefit. And here in New York City go to Caroline s. This Thursday, I will be up near San Jose and Sunny Vale, California at Rooster Teeth Feathers July. I think, um, come see me you gut Thomas, thank you so much. Were were so excited

to have you on my pleasure. You're a real You're a real expert. I know a few things you picked. Who do you want to win? Gap Tooth Dean m hm? I do? Who do you think? I mean? I I like Dean, but not not to win this show. I just kind of want to like take Dean out to go to Jumbo's with him, Like what's up? I think Brian. I think Brian is probably a good match too, if you if you like unless unless he's like all fakes, fakes move. But I actually think he's probably the guy

that Rachel would like. I agree with you. What's the what's the will? I like Will? I think he's I think he's the one that danced like Arc when he got out of there. Yeah, yeah, he's going to be He's my he's my favorite. He hasn't gotten enough airtime. Yeah, he's like Peter. He runs like Peter. Like Peter. He's got the gray going and he's got the gray. He's got a nice gap to Katie, you've got a Peter vibe. Thanks man. I think Katie likes Dean. She takes he

the most. Peter also as of it in questions like a socks or bear feet. Hey, your name to Peter, I like Peter. I want you to back off of Peter. I want you to back off Peter. Aaron likes the bad Girls. Aaron likes Aaron likes why why are you in my mouth? Get one day your mouth? Get your super vagine mamo. Will you guys say that one more time before we end. Get my name out your mouth? It makes me so happy. You don't have to, because your name is it. And wait, your name that your

name is in my mouth? Yeah, my name, my name, my name is in your mouth. Wow? Thank you so much? Like us on I Tunes and Facebook and tweet us by want to get all feels so good. I just got one little bush. When you read this rule as into your word, shout your accept this rose into your word. Now leaving nurdice dot com