"Bryan And His Mom Sitting In A Tree!" With Fortune Feimster and Rob Benedict

jolly shit show. Um, I am joined across from me and Heightener made fun of me last week, he says the podcast. They don't need to know directions, but I think they do. They do right across me a woman who is has been doing the Lord's work on a cruise ship somewhere. Who is my platonic lover who looks great in a wonder woman outfit at Karaka one piece of tuxedo bathing too? Your hands together? From my co host Aaron are you so happy to be back? Where were you? Well? I was just I was all over

the planet. It was really fun And Aaron Foley, Yeah, I got a little I got a little desperate to see a lady. There's a lady on the cruise ship and I just would pass her and I'd be like, take her take your pants off. Yeah embarrassing, Yeah, okay, but I'm back. Yeah. We went all over Europe. It was it was amazing. It was like Barcelona and Malta.

I went around Spain two years ago and I watched I am very bad with languages, but I can't wait to attempt to sound like it's gonna be the most to be the greatest, it's gonna be the most offensive. And they all found Russian when I do them. I am terrible at access. But I went in Spain. You try to do and I was like, and it was just couldn't do. Like I just was so embarrassed for

myself doing the that I just went regular space. Just so people know it's not that I'm literally I studied French for six years in high school and I my mom and I from my college graduation. She's like, I'm taking us to Paris and we got there. This is before the internet, believe it or not, guys, and yourself to that I booked it for the wrong week. I was like, Mom, you paid for my education. I got six years of French and I got I booked it for the wrong week. I panicked, and then I refused

to speak French. I have no language skills. To my right, you might have heard the dulcet tones of a very sexy Manno me, New York. This is exciting, very very sexy man who has been also in Europe. Also in Europe. I believe I was in Europe. You might know him from Supernatural, but more importantly you know him as in the seen well except this Rose Bachelor of the Year. Where were you Well? I was in Europe, um for a bit, but then I went to East coast of

the United States. I was touring with my band, and we're in Atlanta, and we're in Virginia, We're in New York. Played like two solid shows in New York City. Where were the shows? Um? In New York? Where were they? Um? It was called the Wait I'll think of it, Okay, it was the UM I mean think of it, and I'll say it was something Music something Center, New York, New York Music Center. And do you guys have anything

you go on? A plug? Coming up? Aaron Rob I'm gonna be um moderating the Supernatural panel this weekend at Comic Con. But that's excited. It's a ship show down to com It's so fun, it's crazy. This is in like Hall eight. There's like six thousand people there that's excited. Rockwood, that's the name of the place I played in New York. Rockwood has been a Rockwood. I don't think I've been to Rockwood. I'm not a rocker in rock and Wood Rocketwood.

Right now, I've got Ladywood. I've got full, I've got full. Lady Bully, speaking of Lady boners to my loved a woman that we adore a door and we know she's has a a she's taking a lover for the summer who doesn't like the doesn't like the Bachelor, but she persevers anyway, I'm taking a lover for the summer. She has a girlfriend. I have a girl who doesn't watch the show. It's growing on her. Okay, I started watching it with me. No, no, you may know her from

the Mindy Project. But you're also about to become a movie star. There's a movie in development that you co wrote that is for you called it's called Bad Cop, Bad Cop, And are you filming it yet? It hasn't gotten a green light. Yet I get it. Yeah, hopefully we were about to turn in. We're in the rewrite process. That was so exciting. It's a fun movie. I really hope that they Yeah, yeah, I know I'm super biased, but I feel like it's a really really funny woman.

I find you to be so personally delightful that how could it not be? Did I say your name? Did I say fortune? Themes? I'm so jet lagged and out of my I just spent the week or two days in a little Compton, Rhode Island with my parents and mittens, the kittens, and my brother. That fucking kitten is so the thought. My mom adopted a cat that has that has thombs, and she might have like fifteen digits on

each the things that she could hold. She was making many because she feels the bananas for everyone in the family. She gave all of us lice checks. She runs a tight ship. She doesn't like extra bugs. Did you do you have anything that you want to promote coming up? Um? I just had a Netflix special. Um, well, it's a it's a new thing they did where they had six comedians do half hours. That's great stand up. Yeah, it's

been awesome. I can't believe how many people from all over the world watch these things that Nicki Gazer did watch. It was super fun. So check it out on Netflix. And there's women. There's three of my favorites. That's awesome. I was very happy to see power women representation. Normally you see like five and a half. For it to be half half, it was amazing. Netflix is the jam. Yeah. Netflix. I was super proud of you guys, and just like

super proud of Netflix. First well, I was worried that, like you know, they've been putting up a lot of specials lately, that no one will watch it. They would be like, oh, there's a plenty wau Ka or Chappelle or something. But the reception amazing. Speaking of Nicky Glazer, we've been directed. We've been tweeting each other about Olga. Okay, no, wait a minute, but we're going to She's going to be at outside Lands Festival and so are we. So here's the thing, We're doing a live podcast. We know

it's expensive, there, guys, we get it. Like we're crashing with friends. We get that it's expensive. It's literally going to be such a fun weekend besides Metallica and the Who and tribe called Quest. I will be performing Saturday at talk show The Game Show with Guy Brandon, and then we are Sunday August. This is in San Francisco. We're going to do our podcast with the Mote. We can't say who, but the most amazing Bachelor contestant guests,

plus Paget and Steve Heightener. You're gonna love it. And then I'm doing that night I'm singing with and I'm doing a set with Goddamn Comedy Jam. So that's August Full Plate. And then I'm also on the CMT show Uh Still the King that's on Tuesdays at ten. And I just want to give a shout out to all the people who came out this weekend to rooster Tee Feathers. I'm sorry I had to cancel the Sunday night show,

but um I will hopefully we'll be back soon. And ben Z from The Bachelor from Joe Joe season came No not yeah, no, it was he was from Caitlyn season. He came to the show. You guys, No, we've met some of the contestants. They're so fucking genetically superior to us. He was so stupidly handsome that this looks this straight Yeah, that's true. This straight male opener, this straight mayl opener goes, oh my god, he's so handsome. I hope he likes me like he he was so fucking handsome and nice. Ben.

I remember really liking him on the show. Yeah, he had like a sweet story about like his mom die. He's so panically with her. Not to be a buzz kill, but I don't like half the contestants have had a parent. Yeah, they've got a parent. They've got to feel the prerequisite to a dead parents happen every like first date. It's like half the show is like, well my mom, Yeah, and then they have to deal with and you gotta get it quicker, you gotte like this season was less

of that. Yeah, it was less of that. Well child, but he didn't say it for a little bit. I feel okay, before we get going, I want to say hi to Katie and Anna and Anna. Anna has a new podcast and I and it's It's Unferal and I just listened to the teaser for it. It is so great. It's called Ethnically Ambiguous and you can find it on Ferreal Audio or iTunes. I listened to it last night. It's so Anna. You guys were so charming. Anna is from Iran. She's with her friend who's from Syria, and

they talk about what it's like growing up in America. Uh, it's needed, it's needed, it's need. Yeah, it's awesome. I mean, you guys are so charming too. I was totally and I will be subscribing and listening to you ladies. Are what Uh you make America great again again? Again you guys again. But let without further ado, we tell you that I gotta say Little Compton so white. When I was back home, I'm like, we're so little Compton. Okay, guys, speaking of hometown visits. This was wow. So yeah, wait

till we get to Brian. Okay, here we go. We're starting out. Let's just just even starting out with the teaser of the episode. Brian's mom oga, if he's happy, I am happy. If not, I will kill you. Okay. That was the greatest not since Joe. Joe's mom was she has a prancess. She needs to be treated like a like like that was just like I was chomping and I could not wait to get to my Ami. Woman. Was she's life anything, anything, happens to you take my brand. Okay,

there we go. So we're starting out in Baltimore. Eric Eric, Okay, Paget, he's her number one, it's my number two. He's all of your number one. Anna, Paget, and Katie all picked Eric. You might have a chance. I picked none of them. He was so cute. Eric has grown on me, like, oh my god, he's great. He's wonderful. I don't think that he's going to be cut immediately, but he's one. He's one wonderful. But they're not on the same level.

Who was stunned that he made the cop I was stunned he made the Yeah, she told Dean she loved him at the end. I mean that's the whole other bags. Okay, we'll get there, we get there, We'll get there, We'll get We'll get she said it still get talking about like Eric, I felt like he looked more handsome, Like he looked hot in front of her eyes opening up excitement. He's excited to see her. Yeah, I love my family. I wastually expecting because he really down soold like where

he came. Well, they clearly went to the nice I think they went to like the Antise, who looks just like okay, so I thought his house is going to look more like Dean's was. Oh my god, Oh my god. His family was d great aunties. He had a tough mom. But we'll get okay. So they're they're they're out there out on the basketball court. Um. She loves to greet the guys and jump up and wrapperlate. That's a bachelor for it's a hometown move. It's always towns. Has anyone

ever put a big compilation of them together from that? Yeah, because they all do. I though you're gonna says anyone ever had that? I've never had that happ My god, no one. No one will ever let me jump in their Google. Man, you'll see what I want to. Woman came running at me and try to jump on me, I'd be like, we're done, it's over. I've got a bad back. Is to bring Alex the Russian to Little Compton and that I jump on him like a Reese's monkey, and I hang on to his man bon at the

top like I get my talented. You could jump on people, You could jump I don't know. I should start to jump on you, Rob Is that weird? It would be my first would be my first get this isn't weird? Okay, so make sure your hamstrinks are straight. Wait, can I ask a question about what happened at the basketball court? Okay? So his best buddy shows up and he says, this is my A one. This is my A one. Everyone that five times, I thought he sa my eighth one.

I googled my eighth one because I thought was that that was like lingo that I was missing, was like, what's my brother? He noticed? He also before that said I'm gonna be real about worry. I'm about basketball. Where E bigg Bigger comes from? I had to keep rewinding. Did he say e Bigger? Did he call himself E Bigger? Like I think he called himself eat Bigger? Okay, because his lass name is Bigger, right, is it? I think? Is it? I don't know, Eric Bigger. I would answer

a lot of questions about what you said. I thought it was. And then the big Oh my god, his last name is bigger. That's so he was saying in the third person, this is where bigger comes from. This is a marine because where our Benedict comes from. I like he's a good first letter on his friend Ralph my a one his friend. The classes, his friends showed up,

he was so psyched to me, Rachel. So if we find out that Eric was a stellar student, he's a scholar, and the men and his family had been on the streets and his friends were selling drugs, and he always took care of everyone but himself. And he said, I don't need no one. I don't need no help. And then she's like, well, who's going to take care of you? But she wants to, but she wants to be taken

care of. She doesn't want to take care of something if she's going to be Do you feel like he's looking for him on other Yeah, he just you know, here's the good thing of Eric. He's not gonna get picked. However, I think this journey, if I has been so good for him, he blossom is more confident. I think the two people that have benefit the most from the show are Dean and Eric. I agree with you. I think

they hopefully. I haven't seen a season in a while where I've picked out people and been like, I think they're gonna be better for this. So Dean, I worry that I worry, and we can get to wait. But Eric, I do think Erica's blossomy. Both were a little immature and they needed some more life experience. Needs to date, he needs to date, he needs to follow. He kept it going back and back to like, oh, you never

brought anybody home. It's like, well, if he came from a rough like like I think we didn't see where he really came from. It's like, and it seems like his mom was tough, like so, so why parenting was interesting? So we go to the auntie's house and there's lots of women and even in the do you know what, people are so excited TV. My hometown would have been like you know, they all would have been an evening. Yeah, my mom would be like, you're not coming in here

with a camera? What are you doing with your life? Aaron? My mom would have a fun sporty like polka dot Isaac Mr Rock blazer and that she gotta that would nip in at the waist, but have like a but it would have like a little but peplum, like a peplum, like you know, coming out of the ways of Russian. Yeah, I've never heard the word pepl but didn't His aunt looked just like him, just like I feel like maybe

there's a story. So then the aunt poll's Rachel aside, and she says, let's talk about the r a C E word. Let's talk about the race word. The first black bachelorette. There's two different groups. Who's who is she going to choose? And who should she choose? Love doesn't have a color. And that was the Aunt Vernon. I liked her a great discussion lady. She was awesome. Maybe like Eric Moore, I loved everything about this this hometown too. But I think at the end of the day, Uh, well,

I'm speeding ahead. But okay, she isn't like sheld. She doesn't look at Eric the way she looks Miami. She cannot wait to get to fantasy. Stick it in. You don't have anything in common, she exactly. She cannot wait to bite. He sucks. He's always been there, always favorite. Sorry, he's always so. Then I'm watching and here comes his mom and I will say I watched this at home of my brother Aleric, who does not watch the show, and he goes, that's not a woman, that's a man

in a wig. That terrible? Is that terrible to say? I don't think so. But then I felt that I felt bad because clearly he says our relationship wasn't easy, and she says, I wasn't extending love to you to make it you a man. If I if you'd had love from your mama, you wouldn't be ready, sort of like she was saying, you're welcome, Like you're welcome. I made you. Yes. It felt like this whole episode there was a lot of likely off poignant, like soul full

family moments that we haven't seen. It's usually like this one's getting ship faced, the other one's like everything's fine. But this episode was like, yeah, some tough scene, but they also need to be working out their family family issues on camera very weird, which it made for like interesting real moments. These are things you want to see people work out before. I'm Dr Phil oh Ye Jan

the right way. I'm Dr Phil Jena Marine, who is not like a therapy because she was like, this is a lot of therapy talk about like the whole episode, She's like, oh, like she couldn't. It was just too much for her. I do think that Eric just needs to date because he needs he needs to. It's hard to recover. I always say it's hard to recover from a bad mom. I think you can get bad. She's not that she was bad, it's just I think, really, yeah,

I agree with you. I think a tough mom. I agree with you, bad dad, you can recover from bad moms. I hate, I hate to say bad. What I mean is like, maybe not the most successful cold shoulder. I feel like you toss a rock. You've got a weird dad. But like, like I think a cold mom or mom were somehow you didn't get the love you needed. I

agree with you. I think you're yeah, because it's like you're it's like mama, Like it's like your number one primary Yeah, yeah, comfort, Yeah, And they're not a good match that. But on the other hand, and the spectrum is like Olga is on the other end of the thirty seven year old son who like can't get Oh my god. It actually gave me some compassion for him, but I'm still like, move away away from Miami, sir,

far my favorite. Yeah, it's my favorite. I appreciate that the dad apologized to him and he said, I'm so proud for you, and he said to his dad, I want to do something different. You know. It's like you get the like there was just no opportunity they had no chance, and he said his dad when he's kind of like, you know, you weren't there because you were locked up, and I expect his dad almost to be like, no, wait a minute, son, I was there. He's like, yeah, yeah, true,

that's true. I wasn't there for you. Usually when you're watching these episodes, like I'm laughing, it takes three hours to get through, like we're just like look at the ship show like it's just fun. But this I was. I was. I was for sure, like I was crying. Most I was like, oh my god, oh God, like you know, except for Olga thing probably for minutes, harder to share those feelings. But here was an opportunity that presented itself that might wouldn't have come otherwise, where it's

like yeah and maybe we don't know. Producers are like, how do you feel? You know? Yeah, yeah, like an opportunity for him to say things his son. He wouldn't go up to him and naturally said he's sorry I was locked up and I didn't take care of you. They said I love you. They both said I love you on camera and said said I'm gonna shut it down. Yeah, he said, trying to shut it down. I'm trying to shut it. I was like, yes, go Eric, shut it down. Eric, Yeah,

I'm trying to shut it down. He's gonna shut it. That's hysterically, he's lock it down. I was like, oh is that yeah, I'm gonna shut her up that one, and I meant shut it down. And then the dad gave it a toast that I had to rewind like three times that I didn't understand it all. He gave a toast to open the doors that no man can shut and closing the doors that no man can open. I didn't what does that mean? What it means? There's

they need to go to a locksmith. Something is just not right with the door of the one and then shut it down down you shut opening, shut it down, shut it down if you wait. Read that toast with the words vagina after everything, to open the vagina that no man can shut, and closing the vagina that no man can open. There we go. Now it makes sense makes sense. Closing the vagina that no man can open.

I don't get totally messed up. What if you totally messed up the toes and watching it like, oh wait, that's not it's still opening the windows that can't be closed vagina, your vagina and the soul of the vagina that can never be Like the whole family laugh that old one. It's like that's our Christmas tone, that old Limerick. It's like George, like all of us told me three times. Am I still president? Katie? How are you doing today? My love? You love Eric? You love Eric? I do.

I don't remember. He was like my number one pick. I liked it when he first came out, Yeah, and then I really hated how in secure he was, and I thought he wasn't gonna make Yeah, he was just so insecure. But now I fucking love him, you know again, As Tighter pointed out last week, he and Kenny both really got sucked in to Lee's horrible track. They both fell in like a master like clan wizard planted bait, and these poor two guys got sucked in by this

awful like dark but Darth Vader. Now, I mean I understand as insecurities, like because he opened up more and he like talked a her in the sense and then you see that he's like really trying to grow with a herson. Yeah, but I really like him now, I think, I mean, I don't. I don't know if he's going to it would be shocking but amazing. It would be shocking and amazing. He's very in touch with his feelings in a way that really surprised those young guys aren't

like that. And it actually has settled down for a few weeks because now it's not just one week without an eruption like he because he was really he was freaking out on a weekly basis, and he really seems to have found a groove of like within himself, of like a poise that he was not there before. Probably he'll probably, I think he might make it the top two. Wow, I think she could because she could have him, and I don't see any connection between her and Peter. But

I feel like the editors, but the editors do. I think, I feel like to take you on a different path because I was feeling Peter and then this week I was like, oh, Peter's God. But then I realized, maybe maybe Peter wins because because they have such because they did have they were charming on that husky sled with each other. They're real. He actually was like the most genuine guy. I'm like, yeah, I can't like if he's

think of it. They've been on two days. He speaks like he should be speaking, but you know that's that's not correct show speak. It's funny when she's like, I don't want a boyfriend at the end of it. Three dates. Yeah, like's not totally acceptable. I have three days. Yeah, that's the only thing about and you know that's just part of the show. But because where she's like being outrageous, Yeah, I want, I want, I want my I want my partner for life three days in front of a camera, Ana,

who are you rooting for? Um? I'm rooting for um. What's his name? Peter? Yeah? Who we are all rooting for. I've been for Eric. I've been rooting for Peter the whole time. Yeah, I have. I've come around on Peter though. Um okay. So then he says to her outside this phrase, I really love this girl. I care about your well being. It was so sweet. Eric said it to her, I really love this girl to her, I care about your well being. Eric a er er very well said Rob

locked luck, locked down the chest. You don't know that. My insides just got crazy, and it said Miami. Okay. So it starts off with knockoff Miami vice music. They arrived in Miami and um and she says, Miami seems like Brian, it's hot, it's steamy, it's sexy, and sometimes it speaks to me in Spanish, such a good one, such a good one. So then he goes, I heard you like dominoes. He's never played or seen a Domino in his entire fucking I got. He took her to

the Domino Parkish. Yeah. When he did the Spanish stuff, I was like, but full it wasn't Also, I feel like Spanish that we could have come up with. I thought he was one sentence away from like Dunde's to Elbar stuff. I really was like, this guy, does I love pharmacy A poor founder? Yeah? I literally was like a como CDC Domino and the rest of the sentence I'm about to say, mas tequila, poor far mos tequila.

Was like, this guy doesn't know Spanish, Katy, Well, I speaks Finish and he was actually speaking it well when he was speaking it. But it was like three basic uhin is correctly, you are right about that. I was like watching us like I don't know, I don't know how to play domino. It was it was wrong. I played one as a kid at He's like, I'm a big Domino speak. They're playing that thing where you alann them all up and you hit one. Yeah, I like that. I like that the mouse trap, the mouse trap and

you catch that one. I'll put that one up. I don't playing it wrong. I h up on a ramp and then it's gonna knock over the box. Stand it up. Then they go dance, Domino, stay go dancing, and then they hit at heads and then she goes, tell me about your tell me about your She's so fucking hot for him, and what did he say. I'm kind of obsessed with a smile that she loved it. All of his disgusting lines land like like like right over home place. She looks at him, just like, yeah, I want to

have your penis and mavages. Yeah. Like she's like, oh, just creamy jeans, like I like, I want all your Domino. I'm kind of obsessed with making you smile like so, and I'm sorry his face was looking crazy again to me. Yea, it was the first time I was face cheeks were looking crazy again. He looks a certain Yeah, so did you know that he was on a dating show on your piano thousand four, two thousand four, this third, and

then years ago she different, they look different. They've been talking about their cheeks and I didn't really see it, but this week I was like, holy, because most people as you get o Katie's no, you can't see it because when you get older usually lose fat. You don't gain cheeks, lose cheeks. Like it's where where do they take it from? Olga's as I'm pretty sure everything my physical body. You shoot your cheeks, phone shine. She takes my fat from my things and put the second from

take I can't that way, pizze at me. I will see you on your face everything anytime you look thinking with your mother right below, you can't do it. I kept watching her tongue going and I was okay. She goes, tell me about your parents. She goes with my dad's Joe opposite a track? Who does Joe look like an alien? Who does Joe look like? Isn't there a comic? Who else like a comb over? He looks like someone he's got a squirrel? Who does Joe? There's somebody that Joe,

there's somebody he looks like. And then he goes, she's a fireball. She's a little ball of energy. I'm her only child. Before we get going, who the fun was that? Work? Was that his sister? Like if it was his sister, I would have been like, this is like he's a husband, he's an only child? Was that he said I'm her only child? Because I was like who? She was never introduced, he was never named, And okay, so that as we are. She was like, the most important thing is that I'm

in the pole. Oh my god. So okay. So we meet Olga and she gives a very big sort of like JoJo's brothers did when they when they hugged Jojo. She gave a huge dog and her yellow blouse to everybody, and she goes, we meet old and here we go, guys, she's drinking too. She she goes, this, he is the most breathish. He's the most precious thing I have in my life. And then she toasted, and then she pounded out her drink pound and then took a second with her eyes shut, just to let it sink into her

Another bit. I have to destroy and someone's trying to take my son from from limbs and put it in my own cheeks, my cheeks the girlfriend are reconstructed from ex girlgend in my byard. She goes, Brian, is my life here, my love here with my pride. Really we really have such a wonderful relationship that for me, a woman that separates me from him, that would be the worst. I mean. And then and then she says, I think I know, and he says to her, I think she's

the one. I know she's the one. I know that this is so hard for you. And the look that she has, and she says, Tom, you have gone out with so many girls, and you go out, you go on the choe for love, you what you find love with the girl the choke I am in, Chuck. And then oh my excellent, so much a lot of the little little Cuba, but there's also a little bit of Russian. Yeah, just an American with a speech. I would say, dash

your Chinese. I think I heard a Chinese. You have gone on cho many girls and then choe for love with the girl that I'm in. Chuck. I wrote that down and yeah, that was that was she was so

upset you. Immediately after that monologue, my sister looked at each other were like, that's why I was like Okay, that explains because you think he's sexy, but just get into a relationship with him, and where he looks to you to do everything, and his mom is like the third person in your literally he it actually made me go he doesn't stand a chance, and he is a mama's boy, so he's never gonna leave. Like so he's ad. It's nice of a guy, but he's such a player.

Also at the end of the day. Yeah, here's here's the biggest takeaway, at least for me. He literally if Olga was like not having Rachel, he would have not had course not like at the end of the day, he cannot even He literally was like he would have not said I love you to Rachel if was like shut that down of course of course, And so like, how do you how are you possibly supposed to have a relationship Katie? You're nodding. What do you want to say, Katie? Yeah, yeah,

he's that's why we can we pay Katie the big box. Yeah, what does it mean? Your head's going up and down like that? He says, I feel like it's destiny to her and the look in her eyes and she says to him and she knows she messes with the mother. It's no good. That's not being smart. Be because mother is a mother. We are blood, we are blood. Brian is very very close to me. I don't know if you know, but he is very very close to us.

Brian is my life. And then Rachel goes, huh, I like that, and she goes, I just vunt to advise you, so you are over Russia. And then Rachel's like a weary exits real quick worthy exits are the exit side, through the living room and out the bathroom. Just not really, No, I love that you have a close family. Can I

get out through the bathroom window? Well, basically, she says I have a close family too, and she's sort of like, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no no no. When it is a mother of the son and the mother of the it is different. It is different. My part of my ass and lower leg is in's cheek now Russian Spanish, she's I can only do r She's happy. I'm happy as a Russian names Russian. Damn it. She was cute, but she was crazy her son. She's so in love

with she's so fucking hot for Brian. When Brian goes to goes to kitchen to pick up breakfast and he's like, I want to take I said no, no, I don't know, you don't want to take. I give you milk from my bob. I know you're older. How do you say? Brian breasted? Almost God damn it like scary. I can mention them on the date and the og just pops up. Oh my god, I mean Rachel needs to run for the hills. Oh my god, like he is. She's gonna take him into the bedroom, into the sweet love sweet Yeah. Yeah,

he's going to roll out from underneath the bed. Yeah, wrap this up. She's going to make out with him like a praymanth this just like shut it down. He will, he will, He's and she's going she's going to She's gonna any scenario where she does not pick Brian. I don't know, she might pick They're editing it so we think Peter's out. She picks Brian. It is true. It is true that they edit it to think that someone's

a front runner. And then the other person went and then she went to so she went to mass to prey in the morning and she says, maybe she is the one, and I can be at Pete because he's going to have someone to take care of him. He is the love of my life. That was her closing. Stay, husband's over there in the coma's literally in a coma. He's not my wife's attention and already seven years. Also, she told me to put this new face on my own face. Oh my god, so I got two faces?

Does he look like someone from like? He looks like he looked. I can't figure. I'm gonna figure it out in my sleep and scream it out. I feel like like like he he will have someone to take care of him, Like you know, he'll fuck you great for like two years and then he's going to move on and funk somebody else. But he's gonna want you to cook and clean, like someone to teach. I don't want

to marry someone. And he's never only Miami, No god, no, no, no. She wants to be in Dallas or anywhere near Dallas. It's never gonna happen. How far aways? What does he do for chiropractic physician? Because Oga had a bead bag? Oh my god. Yeah, she's like cracking me. No cracking My place and my hips have not been in line since I birthed. You go back to school and do something with my hips. Now, luckily you came out with tiny, tiny cheeks and we add that after that did not

ring me up. Oh my god. So what would you rate this hometown? Um? Terrifying? TV quality eight plus, quality TV ten, TV TV ten, Real Life, TV eleven, Real Life c MIN like Real Life F plus. I don't almost rather have any of the other ones than that one. I'd rather have their namies. I don't know Swammy, Swami Tsunami. It was a Swami tsunamist tsunamis Dan. Here we go. Do Is there anything else you want to say about about I think, Oh my god, oh my god, that's

the best, really good. Oh my god, that's really good. I'm going to go in the Halloween. That's guy's good at Oh that's such a good, really exciting. It's even better than your Nick than your Nick impression impression. You want to hear the Nick impression. I got to dial it up, mumbling and smiling. It's like weird, he said, how kind of good I think about it. I'm a great friend. Here we are in Aspen Purty Dean. I love Dean so much. Here's what I want to say.

This is what I want to say to anybody out there that is wants to give advice to other people. Rachel gets in there and she goes basically, so oh no, repeated her. Accurate. You know, we're at Peter. We're in Wisconsin. Peter's walls are up. You don't they were up. They were up, and it wasn't filling warm and fuzzy. No, gone further up. That's why I backed up a little bit from Peter. We all just really, is he ever warm and fuzzy? Peter, Yes, he was tackling her. I

think that's the skin and navy in games. He was fun when they did the Viking things and that one where he had like he kissed her goodbye at the end of this hopping head and when into this whole day shut down, she like got in the car and sat down and then they kind of gave like a like a half cheese. Yeah, he was shut things had shut down for half. So they go they go to the farmer's market, They go to the restaurant. His black friends,

his black friends black friends. Fully, my mom goes, oh, he's got friends of color, and it's like and I was like you know what she's like as much as I want to go, oh mom, it's like we were all thinking like that. He tried, but like so I guess he'd said to her eight out of his ten friends are black. So they made jokes about playing the black friend card, and um, but I wasn't that I would have done the same thing, like just you know, because Madison, Wisconsin is the whitest and I love Madison.

Madison is the cutest, aggressive, wonderful places on Earth. I liked his friend a lot of Acan Americans, but not a lot of African Americans, So I was like, I would totally be like, who do I know? I feel like his friends are. I feel like Peter is actually

the most legitimately down to earth and he's not. He goes, if I'm not feeling it, I'm not going to get down on one knee and propose, which is a normal to they've been on two days, and then his friend says, don't be afraid of the future, don't suck it up. That's what his friend said to him quality advice. Um, I just I like Peter. I like Peter together. I don't know, I don't, I don't, I don't know about

them together either. That's what I like him too. I think he seems like a nice guy, honest to god. I wouldn't pick any of these people. I don't think any of them are great matches for her. I feel like the editors though, I feel like the editors that took us down a level on Peter. I feel it makes me think it's going to be Peter, because I feel like they really down shifted Peter. For they went to his mom's house and they saw that giant couch with the cup holders the double bark at Langer or

the cup holder. Okay, did anybody pose it? Yeah? I pause because Megan, my twin, who literally like literally she just goes, can you pose it? She goes, oh my god, I want that. I want that couch. She was obsessed. It looks just like, oh my god, you have you you both have your own space. She spent ten minutes describing the couch. I was crying. It really felt like that was the opposite. I was like, never, but I

also thought, that's like the greatest football watching. Where was that? Okay, so we're at the mom's house and they have so we've got Gary, Gary and Lynn and um nice family. You can see what your brother said. Okay, my brother goes a tramp stamp on her back. My my brother, my brother goes, oh that's pat. You know what. Even last week we said, you go like you in Madison, Wisconsin, you're you know they're coming. Her friend's probably a hairdresser

and she's like, make me look fun. Let's get TV hair. Let's get that hair. That hair needed to be uh cake guys like cake guylin. That's how mom spice it up. And I'm sure, yeah, Midway, that's why it's hard. It's like lesbo or Midwest Mom. Yeah, we had this game forever. It's it was full John and Kate. Johnny Klas was full on happening. He was very cute with his knees, so he was really cute and you could see her ovaries clicking. Oh yeah, I will blow you now, I

will blow you in front of pet benatark. It's my destiny to blow someone in front. And he knew it too, he knew he was a battlefield taker pants. They also spending him with the ship I'm blowing you on a bark Okay. I feel like they also didn't spend as much time on Peter's hometown. Well, they had to get to Amy. He said, I'm committed to you. The sister goes or the wife of the brother goes. I think he can get there. And his mom was like, I don't see it happening, which I was like, thanks Pat,

thanks miss Benchara ahead called her. It was like talk him down. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but I think just rational, Like I thought it was all like it was. It was really to almost to real life. Yeah, he's Almo that he is speaking with his head and he's not in like he's not in a chemical frenzy of pre fantasy suite bone zone. He should be in a pheromone frenzy right now, just ready to say whatever he needs to do to go get it on in a your in lab. But that's why I think, that's why

we all like him. Was acting like a rational so fucking handsome too. I used to be a model, had used to be a model. Yeah, and to stop on Instagram. He also tied openly used to be a mom. He he was the one that went to Milan. It was his biggest Peter, but he did. Here's what's nice about Peter. He talked about he's a man who years ago talked openly about struggling with an eating disorder, a straight man,

and he wanted to help people. That's why he went into training because he didn't know he had to lose weight as a model, and he didn't do in a healthy way. And he wanted to bring awareness and teach people how to be healthy and do things in a healthy He's a straight man. Talked about having an eating disorder. My mind, of all the cheese kurds they could have eaten Madison, Wisconsin, that was the only swing in and everything. Yeah, I did not see that guy. What's the cheese curt

Cheese is the greatest? Madison, Wisconsin has the best cheese curds I've ever had my entire life. Do you can find or they could be squeaking little They're like a little long nugget of amazing cheese. That's what they're known for there. They I'm so sort of like it's sort of like a mozzarealistic but better cheese. And it's like a thicker, more dense, amazing experience. I love cheese. To a show up there, Yes, go to comedy club on stage.

There's a place called Old Fashioned. Yeah, and I don't know if you ever it's got the best cheese curds on the planet. Okay, I love it. You know what else? I like Philly cheese, steak love Philip, they can't it. You know what else? I like tacos and burritos. I love food. I like she heard and the rest I pictured the people at old the old fashioned, around the

around the radio listening to our podcast. Yes, yes, I love it, um And then at the end he didn't say I love you, and they had that worst getting into the worst. Yeah, I know. And I love Peter, and I wanted because I felt like they'd been like flirty. I felt like he was always sort of like tackling her and other ones, and like he was handy when we grabbing her. He was like really handy with her in the past. And I felt like he was shut

his machine was shutting down. It's weird, Like I don't know if there's something about like family friends says I active when I'm sure I do home or when I'm around my family, I'm sure we all do. Like maybe it shifts things a little bit, I know, So it's almost like you hold your breath the whole time, like you're there, like there's something about like like yeah. So it's also it's becoming like very real, you know what

I mean. So it's like what seven to ten days he has to get on one knee and he's like, I don't think I can. And you're back home and you've been in this like Calabasas mansion. More people into this, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and they're your family is getting filmed and people like us assholes are gonna make fun of like you know, the Bachelor though, like before you come on, you gotta go okay, at the end of this, I gotta be ready to get married, Like

that's how you win the game. The game weird. It's so weird. My father was like, so, how many people have been married? I'm like, uh, I think I think a three A couple of bachelorettes. I don't think any bachelor's I think a couple of bachelorettes the third minute, right, it's because he's men get famous and want all the pop math bring on the they famous, they get all the pus. Why would I why would I lock? Why would I locked my chest? Would I close that door?

Why would I close that bay window? Is that the expression, I'm sorry, it's close the bay window in Francisco, we met James T. I mean like they get late, they get that boy late, not yeah, they get the day they get Is that an expression? Is now it? Alright? So what is you know? What is? What is uh Peter's hometown? Oh? I give it a three right now number? I give it ever be minus B minus, I give

it a D. Yeah. I feel like he was like he was and then yeah, like I felt like I wanted the the pdeous family, a wonderful family and easy family. There was no complications in the family. I mean, and he is the son of Petitar. It was was the most excited I know. We all were like what then It was almost like when they went to Robbie tom Town and I was like, what is that tumbler mug that they're choking out of the rook? They saved the best for last. Oh my god, he having in. I'm

getting excited. And Aspen and they go on a TV. They do a four runner, they do the a TV whatever. Yeah, they go around and I thought this was going well. Yes, and she says Dean and I are very much the same and that we both don't express our feelings. Um, but she was saying that like a good thing, like we're both fun and we don't express her it's like and don't communicate. And my brother was really, it feels like all you do is express your He really doesn't.

It's hard to get a word out of here. I feel so bad form So here's what I was about to say. Anybody out there that goes that wants to meddle when he says I haven't talked to them for two years, and she goes, why not, Well, like why haven't you? Why haven't you? Well if you told him like he was right in not talking to his dad for two like don't get involved and getting to give advice on family situations that are not your family, like when people go you should do that, it's like no, no, no,

this is terrible advice. He was right. She encouraged him and it was well he should have never ever done that on camera. No your dad in two years? Have her go meet your friends? Yeah exactly. I think they probably. I bet the producers saw that turban and we're like, we can't wait to get on my I wish had been strong enough to be like, you know what this isn't or just get the sister and brother don't enter. Yeah,

I felt like watching we should not be allowed. He was first of what a sweet like I give Dean on scale one to ten fifteen. I loved Dean. I loved Dean. He just needs set but I see like both him and his dead Yeah, yeah, but they just need a lot of therapy and not on camera on Monday at eight o'clock. So she goes, tell me about your dad. He goes, well, he's a seek. You're gonna He goes by up and which means divinely beautiful. It's a self given name. And uh, such a dig, such

a dig. And then the wife has suntar to santantar, which means get on the horse with man face and the horse body. That's my favorite candy, Santar suntartar. The're sour and sweet at the same time. And then and then he's walking up and he goes, I'm terrified, this is going to be awful. He knew they're looking at the outside of that house. That poor kid going to that house, that poor shiite room. It's just like and they're on the floor. They're on the floor. It's like

it's like a yoga class. But it starts with the this is why are we sitting on the floor, like we don't have furniture? Gross? She was barely getting that down bean. And then and then he goes, I'm suppressing everything that I'm trying to feel. It's like, yeah, that's how you get through it. Like good, keep pushing it down, down, down down. There's nothing wrong with pushing things. Anybody here like to travel, Keep it light, keep it light. Monkeys

are delicious, great to see you, Yeah, good night. Yeah. Yeah. Starts you talk about Norway whatever, and how many people were at Donald Trump Junior's meeting to keep it light? Like twelve fifteen people. Now, because at first the dad was like, you know, welcome, you know, trying to be handed at the feathers feather surprised for you that he like got so like the dead mom actually fu this man up? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. He loved her situation. He even says, what did you expect me

to do? She did everything how to raise kids and how to make food, I know, how to go to work. Can you imagine seeing your dad who's like Joe businessman, you know what I mean? And now it's sway I was imagining, like minus the beard, minus the turban, Like yeah, probably just like but he's like he's hurt. They're both hurt. This Yokalini yoga stuff is definitely his way of dealing. You can tell it's not it's not it's not working because he's like, I'm going to start with a gong

love and life. Then right, you don't get he goes outside and spits. Yeah, well that not exactly what literally chakras clothes bitch. And when he saw the camera when Rachel tried to talk to him, he saw the camera. It was right though. He was you know, I can't. I can't because I think I can't I as a parent. I mean he did plenty of stuff that he should have done as a parent. Who wants your kid to come in with a camera crass like you were terrible? And when you do more, girl like I wish you

peace and light with my sid come back. Yeah, He's like, I'm happy you got what you want? What's that? He's like, time to say, you're on TV, like hanging out with a beautiful woman. Like hanging out with a beautiful woman a k A. You're on TV and then actually like the ship has hit the fan. And then Dean like just lays down on I'm like making out, making up, and he touched the window like a creeping like I can't go exightly house, there's only one room. It was

like when Chad came back with a whistle. He was at the window like he's like, there's only two rooms. I went to the outhouse. Now I got to get back to the living back get they probably all it's coming from inside the house. They're probably laying about for for two hours. It's freezing out. His sister. The sister is like, he's so much stronger than me. He hated his left I mean, poor Dean was left alone in the house from fifty Yeah, and also left alone in

the house us that and everyone. But the thing I worry about for Dean. I know, you know people had things happen with their parents, but you could just see the rage. And I want to be like, let it go, yeah, because that dad's not gonna ever give him now what he needs, never closure, So you got to just deal with I know, which I thought he was trying and not and avoiding him and Rachel going no, you should go confront him. It's like, no, I'm sure that I

just want to hug him. I wanted to meet someone. I wanted to go to therapy. And they're one of those families that just something tragic happened in the life and they are not to talk about it. And he's like self made from fifteen on. He just like he had to be everything he was. He was both parents, all of his siblings like the I mean, Katie had an interesting thought about it about the about that. She said she was furious at the end of the Yeah, I was mad that they made him do it. It

was so clear he didn't want to do this. Clearly they made him. They could have gone to his hometown and he could have seen, like he could have introduced to his friends, yeah, and been like just a simple yeah, these are the people I know parents. It was awful. It was just and it's also total it's still exploiting. Yeah, it was totally exploitation and it was amazing every TV plus. But Katie, what's interesting is though we never have seen a home date like that, like the different than anything.

Those were crazy and they were more real. They were more real, which was interesting, But it was also like, like I felt bad for him because it's also like because he not only was his dead a dick to him, and there's so much wound, like his dad's unusual, you know, but it's still his dad. So like like they're gonna be making fun of your dad and the like and because of you, because if you bringing a camera crew in and everyone's going to be making fun of your dad,

but it still is only living parents. Like it's like his dad was trying, you know, he tried. He tried. You just felt for the whole family, you felt for Dean and then said and he says, I'm falling in love with you. She says, did you hear did you hear that? Yes, she said I didn't want she said it. She said it, Oh my god, I mean, I'm like, you're miss She did ad age, she did a bed age. She said, I'm falling in love with you too. She said it. And then but they didn't put the whisper.

Sometimes they put something I didn't hear it. And then when he said it, he didn't say it. She said it. She said it after he said it. She did, she did, and yeah, and he brings it up and he's not wrong. He's not wrong, because you think if someone's telling you they're finn love with you too, that you're really going somewhere. You know, you don't expect to be the one that side note here was the worst part of the whole day.

When his dad says to him, and I want to hear you say, I must have been a pretty great Yeah. I was like, no, that was pushing the ultimate button. No, you didn't just go oh my god like you did not. I you're talking from a different chakra you I must have been a pretty great that's like the old businessman talking. Yeah. Yeah. The Also he's like new wife. She said, like one thing like my wife was almost made impression I've ever been,

besides my current word, the most amazing woman. And she's like, can I speak now? She's just like some tartars, like can I get everyone's dishes? I grew the mong beans by hand. It was our last meal for the next six months. Enjoy Either one of us has worked in the last fifteen years. We can't float around the living room though, with our legass living on mon beans on the living The brothers didn't say one word and work and where did they go? Because I doubt they wanted

to be there. Nobody wanted to be there. After the gong ceremony, Oh yeah, where did they go? They're floating on top of this, just like, can you get out of here so we can have a confrontation Jan And they're like, there's not enough room for you and the car. Yeah. Yeah, we're running out of pillows inside dead And then he said, I know that I'm falling in love with you, and she says, I'm falling in love with you too, and

which I think is still true. I think she said at one like the last episode, she says, I'm falling in love with these men. She said to she said over the voice over to Chris Harrison, I'm absolutely falling in love with all of them. That's a. That's a. I feel like she was in the moment and felt sorry, Yeah, which ended up, you know, hurting him worse. Yeah, I know, she she so. Then she's talking, we're getting ready to

go to the final Roses. She's worried that Eric has never been in love and her but I was so distracted by her eye makeup. Go her makeup was crazy. What's a little aggressive play beautiful? These hometown dates like, which is actually beautiful freaking makeup. Was like, yeah, wait, Rob, you saw her at Hamilton's. Yes, Oh my god, you guys. I saw it. Went in like I sold my car and bought tickets to see Hamilton's. It's amazing, isn't it.

It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. And so we were sort of like up um up here, and you could look down and see her clear as day. She's like like row four, and she was being mobbed and like like so many people coming up to her taking pictures, like in the worst way to like people when they take pictures, and then like they take a picture, like oh no, it was the right angle, Let's do it again, you know. I mean they just kept taking the intermission.

I said, almost had half time, an intermission, more pictures. Um. Yeah, But I was like, I was trying to get a picture with my god. Man, she's bombarded, but she was so gracious with everybody. So beautiful, I think, thank you and beautiful. Yeah, she's with some friend who is pregnant. That's all I get it. In college, Tippergore came to my college. I literally took five pictures with her and episode. At one point she just goes, that's good. Your example

was Tagore is amazing. Like in one setting, I kept going back fortune again, it's me again, I'm gonna can we get another picture like four or five? Chippergore, Hey, I think down, shut down. My tip so polite. And then it was just like Tapercore is also my favorite candy. Oh god, you tip a Tippergore into a vata cheese, My god, because my god, stand up Rachel. But no, but live. She did not have the eyelashes she is

on the show. Okay, so the greed and I would have been able to reach out and pick her up from her yea her last right before weeks so I watched it on my direct TV. I don't, I don't, I don't do like Hulu or whatever. And right before the Rose ceremony they had a Bachelor in Paradise ad that was basically it was like they were playing up Everybody going like, oh no, it's almost Ober my favorite.

It's like yeah because of rape allegations, Like they're playing up the like what it was almost canceled, like yeah because it's like white girl lied about a black guy raping her, like and it was the worst of the world. Like because you basically drug and gave it too much alcohol. Oh my god. It was like it was like every aspect of it was as bad as it get. And then to see that ad where they were so psyched about the controversy, I like, literally and I cannot wait

till it's there. It starts the day after our live shot. It's crazy and I don't want to say anything, but we're gonna have some of the fucking cast members. They're we have the best cast membersh my god. If you and you can buy a single day ticket for the outside, like you can get just Sunday if you want to come, and you can go to all the shows that are that day, we have the best lineup. Assume. No, let

me tell you what. Trying to wrangle these fucking Bachelor contestants is like trying to give kitten to bath like they are trying to get them to be like confirmed, like so you're confirmed, like you're because they also have to plan their own like travel, like their own hotel, like that's the way it works, and it's like trying to organize and actually get them to Stanford. Oh my god, I'm like, it's funny. It's so funny. Our friend Bruce

who was on the Yah. Yeah, they do these all star shows with people they come back and he says, it's the same things, just organizing wrangling them. I mean that was the same with Nashville. Like eventually they all showed up except for Luke who canceled day such a dude,

such a douche, But like everybody else showed up. But it is it's like ringing because you also don't want to seem like like shut up mom, Like okay, the deadline is up for the hotel block is here, Like are you like you don't want to be their nag, but anyway, okay, so um, so then we're back. We're at the we're at the final row ceremony. Um. First Rose, she gives two is, Oh God, we knew he was. He was no surprise. Brian was no surprise, and he was like every time, like you said my Rose every time.

And then um, and then she picks who was shocked Number two? Eric? Eric, I shoed, I was not. I knew that was did well. I thought she'd go with Eric, but I thought he'd be like Peter, and then I thought it was Dean and Eric. I'm a casting perspective. I knew that Eric was next, that she had to pick one of the white guys. Fortune is now wearing a hat that's his producer. I've got I've been on the last coming standing. I know how this casting stuff works, said she cast to pick one of the like us.

I mean even though Kenny, I mean Brian is technically white, he's still Latino, Okay, yeah, whatever, he's white. He's white. He's white. Um. And then his cheeks are super alleged. So then she cut cute Dean in his suit and his bow tie, and he says, I told you that I was falling with love with you, and you said it too. I thought I found someone for me, and she's like yeah, and I meant it. And I got his point, like, why the funk are you cutting me?

She was very defensive to Yeah, in a minute, like right away, I would just say things that I don't mean. I was in love with you, but I was also in love with seven. Yeah. She knew, yeah, she knew, she knew. She shouldn't have said it. I gasped because I didn't hear it at Swamy's house, so I was like, wait, oh my god, that was like a shock to me. Yes, but the thing is in all fairness, like she probably

is super crushed out on all these guys. I mean, you're in Switzerland, You're can't say it, You're not supposed to say it. She said it. She broke the rule, just like Ben aged did. She broke the rule and women. I don't know about for men, but I feel like been probably in his relationship with Lauren that probably came to haunt him. I think it did. I think it did it did? I think she never got Maybe men

are better about that. I don't know, but I would be like remember at that time that, yeah, I wouldn't like that because I loves a different thing than like making out. I do think that maybe the one thing that saves her with whoever she's with is that she caught him forth like you know what, he didn't make it to the fantasy suite. She didn't fuck him, she didn't fuck him. So um. So then we have the so,

then we have the coming attractions. They're going to Spain so exciting, so exciting, And then they meet the family Peters. Things go badly with Brian. Brian, it looks like her sister's really grilling people and that as they should, and she says to Peter, one of us is gonna have to give. I think Peter's gonna Who do you think it's gonna win? I think Peter's gonna win. I think Peter's gonna win too, I think or unless it's just Brian, I just think it's Brian. I mean, I hate to like,

you know what I mean. I hope it's not, but I just I just feel like at the end of the day, Eric and her, she she thinks Eric has never been in love. That came up on that, you know. I think she thinks it's too immature, not immature, just maybe not ready needs more experience. Peter, how do you think Peter is a new bachelor who's the next? I think Peter could be. I also think Dean could be the new bachelor gonna be on Bachelor in Paradise. Then I would I would go with Peter. Then. I don't

think if she picks Peter, Brian will be. No. I don't think he would Eric be. I don't think they'll go with too African Americans in a room frankly neither. So that makes me think that, Yeah, So you think do you think Brian wins, and Peter's a bachelor. I think, so Peter make a great bachelor. I just at the end of the day, I keep I think if Peter was like, All'm all in, I'm super in love with you, it would be a little unless he gets there. Unless

he gets there. But just the way she looks at Brian, yeah, yeah, it's fullbones on, it's full bones on. Lets see what happens with her family would happen? Yeah, yeah, see what happens with Oga and Spain. So then she goes Olga the tag is you skinny? Us? So skinny Brian, have you been losing? You're not eating? You're not eating ville And he said, I meaning a lot actually, and she said, I see you like skinny. And you had a haircut. Yeah, he didn't do a good job because I could notice

it was different. And the dad's like, wasn't that supposed to be long? On the side that she goes to the one from here is good as long, and then she he says as long as she likes it, I'm good, and she goes the mom. Yeah, the mom, as long as I like it, I like it, Like it's like, let me love you. Rachel I will cut you up into pieces and put you in my cheeks. Overall, what do you give this episode rating? That was a good episode. It was a great hometown one too hometown. Um, it's

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I'll tell you who it's wrong. I'm going to get a Ottoman Liz ottomn and Liz. Thank you. That was awesome, right, isn't that awesome? It's that I'm telling you onna start hooking up immediately. It's so good. Okay, So, um, do you like Copper getting the van? How fucking cute are those pins? Aren't they so cute? So we wanted to thank people like us on iTunes, like us on Facebook. We got some really good ratings. We got to this week five stars from h M Rachel. This is my

favor bachelor Bachelor's podcast, so funny and unfiltered. So glad I discovered it nixt season. PS. Can you do? Because my name is in your mouth? Every week? I laughed so hard. There you go because my name is yes. Number two from Susannah Paget is Unbearably Beautiful and Steve is Too Dirty. A fun podcast with hilarious host, guest and commentary on the most important show of our day. Thank you so much, um, and we also are still doing.

Before we get to our tweet of the week is probably closed out with we are doing our will you accept this Rose Podcast shelter Pet challenge this summer if you adopt a shelter pet, I will paint your portrait and put it on and I will mail it to you. And we're going to have very specific pets that if you adopt these specific pets that are our pets, we will sing to you, did you know that you're my hero? Katie? Will you read us the two pets that are the pets of the week for our shelter prison in New

York City. These are a New York pet. So. The first one is a dog named Brady. He's a Fox Terrier and jack Ers will carry your mix. It says he's about eight years old. He was eleven pounds. They said, he has create trained, house trained. He's sweet as can be, as good with all people and dogs. You can find more info about him at Rescue Dogs Rock NYC dot org and that will be on our Facebook page and we will sing to you and point paint your portrait if you adopt them. And we have another pet in

New York City. We have a cat named truffle. It's a black and white cat. Uh what a truffle? Is one loving kitty eager to join a quiet home. She's a mellow girl and she needs a little time to warm up, but then once she gets comfortable with you, she loves the pet and nuzzle. And she is deaf, but it says it doesn't slow her down old and you can find her at the a s p c A in New York. Oh my god. And then can I plug my foster horse? Yes, you had the best foster.

I was fostering a dog named Ringo. He's a pit bull American bulldog mix. He is such a sweetheart. He's just like the silliest dog I've ever met. If you go to my instagram Katie Underscore Money, Uh, there's a lot of pictures of him right now. I unfortunately we have to stop foster and just because our schedule got so busy. But he has that best friends in Mission Hills in l A. And he's like if you want more info about him too, you can you can contact me.

But he is amazing And I feel like a lot of people are afraid of pets and this dog is like as sweetest can be and he does give you kisses all day. Oh my god, if you, if you, we will do it. If you, guys adopt her shelter pet, we will let you come take get picked her with us in the booth while we did replace be a responsible dog owner and don't just adopt him. So I just yet here, but like you know, I just I want everyone who adopts animals to be responsible yeah owners,

and to realize that it is a commitment. For Okay, that's true. I've got too. I have three crazy cats. I got to have my sister's cat. Yes, and at some point I will have a wife in a backyard and I will have a plethora. Oh my god. Okay, when you and Paget run away together and we run away together and I braid her hair toes so tightly she loses conscious. By the way, I was so jealous of your podcast last week. I was like when like like, I'm I was like the third one that didn't like

two other guys were in the booth. We really had fun last week. But I understand you would have been a really fun everyone's in a while. We have a brochhow and you would have been a really great bro show edition sorry this you really you love to come and join those two days. Ralph Garman and Steve Heiner

are such dip shits that it is a joy. Okay, here we go tweet the week Anna filtered it out and this is just we want to give a shout out to Seth Vat at baseball and one we I just want you to know Seth, we love you so much and we're glad you're back. And the reason we did all five free less because because you are kind of our favorite, and so I read them. He's so fucking funny and I read them terribly and then heighten her made jokes. So you know what, I'm gonna let Aaron.

Will you do the reading of the tweets because I read so badly last week? And so you say who they are and what the tweets are and then we're going to vote. Yeah, scrolled out. Those are from Anna picked them all out, So who are they from? And you read them? Do a good reading? Is I ate ship last week? This is from Nasty Reagan. You can tell Rachel is ready for her hood date because she's only tucked in one side of her blouse. There's a

hashtag at the end. Hashtag criss cross for life. Yeah. Okay, um, that that is? That is the one. That's a tweet John Moore at Real John Moore apparently quote I honor the situation is spiritually enlightened code for quote, I am sad and angry man with a goll um. This next tweet is from Rachel at Rio one zero one three. Who's the young woman who kept saying quote that was her demise? Are e Brian's ex not sister? He's an only child hired assassin? Yes, yes, uh yeah, the word

demise was so uncalled for. Set that best Bone one. Uh. Loving this Miami, Florida montage featuring all the women Brian has slept withstown Bone Town visit to visit another seth Brian's visit is turning into an episode of La Rosa da Guadalupe. Mom always threaten's murder on the Spanish true. That's it. Okay, So I'm gonna nominate the Spanish soaps and then the gong will you read them the more

baseb on one? Um? Uh, okay, we'll do his first okay. Uh. Brian's busit is turning into an episode of La Rosa. Mom always threatens murder on the Spanish soaps. That's number one, and the other one is uh sorry, it's scrolling up, scrolling up, John Moore, apparently I honored. The situation is spiritually enlightened code for I am a sad and angry man with a gong fortune errant. I'm going with gong, Katie gone, all right, we're going gong? Is you now?

All right? Thank you to John Moore at Real John Moore. Um, we will be back next fortune. Thank you all right, rob Um, We're we miss you. I hope we get you again. Next to it, yeah, oh my god, it'll be the fucking fantasy suite. And Anna, everybody listened to Anna's is it? When does it go up? When does it officially start? Monday? Ethnically ambiguous on feral audio? All right until then? By oh yeah, I want to get all up and get to name. It feels so good.

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