"Doing the Chokey-Pokey!" With Sarah Colonna and Jon Ryan!

is it good to be here. I'm here with my platonic lover, platonic lover Aaron Foley and my co host Aaron. How are you, queen? You've a rough one. Listen, let's just be. Let's be straight up. All right. Well, we elected an illiterate secretary of education. We can start with that. And my cat died so other than that, oh my god, yeah, I'm so pianofully piano. Fully. You know what, when I met you, I was not a cat person. And since

our platonic lady love your friendship, I now am. I now own three cats, three I am fully unfalkable, and now I host the Bachelor podcast. I'm covered in cat hair and wearing bat sleeves in some kind of you can pull a house in a comic, but strangely enough, you can pull I'm wearing like I look like Mark Mark from ORCS. Part of my French retarded sister who was like, if you too could go to Flamenco's class, and I'm gonna be six. Someday a human male will

touch my gigantic bosoms. So they grow every year, just but right down to the earth. Aaron, how are you? Do you have any gigs coming up? I comedy attict in Bloomington, Indiana and doing fancy one. I just got back from working with Billy Ray Cyrus so fun. He's very handsome, He's got like a Burt Reynolds vibe. I want to meet with me too. I'm a fan. I'm trying my best to get him with the just work.

Work that angle for Foley, your platonic non sex, same sex lever, same sex now, speaking of that would be weird, speaking of cats. A lot of people were wondering, and we'll get there in a second. We'll get there in a second. With us, we have we have actual lovers, and they laid their legal lovers and they legally practice the art of making love. One of them has the largest diamond ring I've ever seen, and the other one

owns a Super Bowl ring. And it's not just Gizella Tom Brady that I'm talking about, it's the much sexier, so excited. No, they are not allowed into my hidy hole. We have with us my former Chelsie Lately castmate, best selling New York Times author Kick Gass, stand up comedian Sarah Kelowna, and her legal lover, the kicker for the Seattle Seahawks, punter John Ryan. What the difference? What's the difference? What's the one? I don't know? Sport? I was never

picked for a team. There's a bit of a difference, is it too. Is there such a thing as a kicker? Yeah, they get all the glory of the punters, just like they're No, you're the glory, You're my only Do you know how important the change of field position is in football? I thought there was only one. Pictures are wildly underappreciated, Thank you. I was obsessed with Shawn Lindetta growing up New York, one of the best punchers in the history of the NFL. You guys, well, someone accept my roads now.

John you had a concussion this year you okay, bo I'm totally okay. Yeah. I recovered really really quickly. Did Sarah throw a plate at your head? What happened? For some reason? Around with the ball? Yeah, and then it went really well until it didn't. When you were running with the ball, were you thinking to yourself like like like like the Rocky team playing where you have nailing it? I was like running, I was like, oh, I feel twenty two again. I feel like instantly boomty five. So

I feel all the time. And then then I'm like, I'm sixty seven years old, but I've had a lot of luck done, you guys a lot of work done. The best part is when he came to the first thing he asked, was I didn't fumble it? Right? Know? You actually had it when you went out like you started and then you got it? And then how was that for you? Watching your lover? I was in the stands. It was very dramatic. I speaking of Rocky. I ran out of there like Adrian to Rocky. I went screaming

down the sidelines, like not sidelines. I couldn't get on the sidelines, but I went to the locker room. But I went there frantically thinking he was head passed. Are you friends with the other girlfriends and wives? Are you fun? Whether they are they like, definitely a fun one, but I don't know if they know that. Okay, we just answered the question. Yeah, I if you don't mind. My mother is your fan and um she actually people we my mother. My mother. Both of her dogs died within

a month of each other this fall. And so last time I was doing a pipe, she called in and she had just she was on high alert because some cat hoarder had just brought eighty cats to a shelter last week, so she was on Everybody was tweeting me to wonder. I'm gonna call her right now, just for one second. This is Jane Marine. She saw you with her. She saw you. He'll find out here is a blizzard right now, that's right. But yeah, got it today. Hi mom, Tom Brady. I'm good. I'm on the podcast right now

and everybody. I have two things I want to ask everybody, and the everybody keeps tweeting me. They want to know if you ended up getting a cat. Oh, I have her on my lap as we speak. She has has what's her name? I could call her. But she's she's called Mittens. She's got a cat named Mittens. Recently, last

she had like two days ago. She was She called during the podcast all excited that a hoarder had dropped off eighty cats and she was on her way to her house and they would bring into a shelter, shelter. I'm here with Sarah Cloonan. Now you saw her at Radio City Music calledn't You I sure did it. She was the author for Chelsea and she was fabulous. Oh thank you, I love you and your cat. The whole thing was amazing because everybody was there for was from

New Jersey. Oh, yes, so much. Yes, she said you killed it. She said, you killed it. I mean, And I'm here with a guy. I'm here with her husband. He is the punter for the Seattle Seahawks. He has a Super Bowl ring John Ryan. You love football, mom. Oh yes, well, it's been a very big weekend month here she's in Rhode Island. She explained to me we hang up, okay, But she didn't explain to me. She didn't explain to me what happened in the Super Bowl. What did you say to me about Atlanta when they

were doing the first downs. What were you saying to me about it? Well, they will get in the in the final quarter when they had such a commanding lead. They have all these penalties and they'd be third down. Say, somebody would hold somebody one of them defenseman did it twice. They got a flag, got automatic first down and sing and shing. You don't give Tom Brady and and she'll take a mile. And what did you say about Atlanta?

I felt badly for him because they were they they got they were exhausted, they couldn't keep up the pace. You screamed into the phone the other day. You did it to yourself, assholes, as you were doing like a dance, exactly what I did. Say, she's trying to be nice about like you did it to yourself assholes. Alright, I felt family forms like watching a tennis match. We just watched five sets of Nadal in Australian was amazing. Yeah, that was amazing, And you felt self fad that somebody

had a load. Yeah, well that's why that's why we Marines never get in the game. But we do adopt a lot of cats, all right, mom, And overall, she she she liked Lady Gaga, but you who do you prefer? More? Who were going to see for your seventy fifth birthday? Katy Perry and Bruno. We're gonna go see Bruno Mars at Madison Square Garden on her birthday. There you go, her birthday birthday. All right, mama, we'll talk to you later. By Okay, there, that explains so much. She's amazing. We're

going to she's awesome and she goes. You know who? We have to go see Britney Spears in Vegas. Have you ever seen Britney Spears? I still haven't. Now do you want to go with my mom? And I kind of? Actually you would love it. I love Britney right now? Oh my god, Tony seventeen. It's like, you gotta just do but the best that you can. This is a ship show. World's gonna be around. I'm gonna guess about three and a half months, let's go to Vegas. We're

let's talk about the Bachelor. We're gonna go to Vegas. We're gonna watch Brittany. That's it. Yeah. I mean, as a gay woman in the Trump regime, I only have about thirty to sixty days to be in public, so I gotta get it. In. Yeah, as a woman who dresses like a cast member of zoom in ninety eight, I'm only gonna be allowed in public for four more hours. Hashtag dressed like a woman, hashtag dressed like a woman.

You let's just really, first of all, Hi, Katie listeners at emailing and they want to hear more from you. So we're gonna have to have Katie's corner later a quarter. That's a great idea. And by the way, everybody, Anna made it safely to Iran. Okay, Anna isn't fucking Iran this we believe it. Okay, everything's going off roting. I wanted to stay for the record. I don't know where you stand. I think this season sucks. This season sucks, right,

he sucks. I was so excited. Yeah, this was a weird episode, John, tell me, where are you on Nick? Right now? I think Nick is a real snowice fest. But also it's like it's like the Karn and Nick show. Ye there was there was. There was ladies that came out on the screen the other day and I was like, who she? And we're down to the final six. Sometimes you need to start. You're like, well, there's twenty. I don't recognize that woman. But now it's like we're right

down to and I'm like, that girl hasn't been on yet. Yeah, and she was kidding that with me. Yeah, she was the one of the Concessus picks before the season. Yeah, we thought she was so cute. We didn't hear one thing from her. It's like because she had nothing to say. Yeah, I couldn't believe he Like, yeah, I feel like he's a little He was very emotional this season or this

last episode, crying the entire time. I was really excited when they picked him to be the Bachelor, but then I realized we're but like and I didn't think it was possible to me more boring than Ben. But I will say this, at least Ben felt like he was looking for love. This is just like a guy, like a celebrity looking to extend his run on television. I

don't hate it that much. I hated Ben. And then in the scripture ribs, Uh Jojoe was so fired up and I was like, We'm still I'm still in it, but this past episode, Uh, part of me like that he fired everybody too. I did like, and we're down to six, which means we just it's gonna get a little it's gonna get dirtier before he just stick his schwan in every hole, um, including probably you know and

all the producers. Yeah. But the crying, which we'll get to at the end of the episode, I literally was like, oh, get over. I was like, oh, you're stop it. And I mean and his tears not to be I don't. I'm not going to trump Shumer this because I do think the Chuck Schumer was upset the other day. Um, but Nick looked like the tears come right from the middle and there's only one that goes right down. And I don't never want to say someone's fake crying if

they're really upset. But I'm but he was fake, and you know when you're crying. I want to see what jam Marine said about Atlanta to Nick. Hey, you did it to yourself, asshole. Yeah, Karen, you haven't paid any attention to any of these other ladies. And I think it was fake. I was. I was fascinated by watching they only come from the middle and it goes one right straight down. Yeah, like a mental blower. I've been because the cast is like in act, like I've had

to do shows or I've had to cry. I've never had a real makes your eyes, like when when you're cast out of your acting leg and you're like, oh shoot, I got hired to cry and I can't execute that. The makeup department will come to him like this blow or filled with mental crystals and the blow or I right before the tape. No, but they didn't do that. His was Visine. They don't even have the mental blowers on that set, apparently because his was too like I've

seen the like people go, they loose. You're right like, you're bawling. This is just one role right out the middle. Do you think it was in front of the women that they put it in. Let's say it was Vizine. People can cry on cue though he might be one of those Your tear ducks are in the corner of your eyes. Okay, they're not in the middle. Just enough. I guess if he holds it long enough and then he blinks, it comes out that way. Right here we go, Ready,

it was you, guys, I'm sorry. So we started out, Okay, So we started out with Taylor going to go talk to him in the church. He's he's getting ready, he's whining and dining Krin's boobs in the church, and then they're the ladies are locked in the Marriott high up in the tower, and then the suitcase p A in the beginning of Female Suitcase p A goes to get the suitcase and uh, Taylor is like, I'm not taking

this anymore. She lied to you. And Karin is there with her Cabbala bracelet talking to Nick with and then and then um, he says, this has everything to do with where my heart was in this situation and my bonner, and and then what Krince said is what I learned tonight is cats have nine lives and bitches have to don't ever call me a liar in front of my boyfriend. Yeah, listen, I was team Karin. I think Taylor when she marched back in, she's like, She's like, you know every right

to be here. I've got it right. And you're like, no, you've already been voted off the island, like your shouldn't roll out, so you have nothing to say as if he could cheat, what was what was the possible? Like Nick is going to be like, you know what, Taylor, You've got an excellent point. Let me go back into the bank. Fest and fire career. I think at that point, you're just trying to extend your fifteen minutes. Yeah, you're like, there's one more. You know, there's like a producer like go,

go go. That's just like her trying to extend because I mean, for sure she might be trying to secure place in Paradise too. True. Now, that's what I feel like. They all go on the show now to be like I'm gonna get just far enough so I go to Paradise. Paradise actually seems like more fun fun. Yeah, it's a month in Mexico. Yeah, I've great. Yeah, and you don't have to like wait even for the fantasy sweet have sex. You can do it and then whenever you want do

it like daytime. Yeah, I would never say it that resort. It's like marriage. Just do it whenever I thought it like marriage, just do it whenever you want, all the time. You just to get at it. The bonze um. By the way, I've had people like like tweeting me the phrase the bones one, and it makes me so happy that if nothing else, I've given America fingerbagging in the bones. You're welcome, America. They're so proud Jenniferan. Okay, so then

he calls off the cocktail party and Chris Harrison. But it's also like, so if you don't get to know these girls and you keep calling off the cocktail party, like, how are you ever gonna? It's just I don't want to bang those three? Yeah, you know, every episode to get to can I get when? Am I going to get to funk hers? Yeah? Like right before neil in comes, but right before and then yeah, and then cut her.

That's exactly before Nanny shows up to bed and she's only awake for like two like twenty minutes a day window where she's alert, he's alert. Some weird drapey beige outfit there's been tied onto her body. That's bikini. Okay, But they cut the Dolphin girl. They cut Alexis Katie. What do you think? I was so sad because all the little snippets of them in the end they had like a real connection, so fun. But I think she'll be in Paradise. Yeah. I ended with I want to

get her on the show. Can we get lady on the show? We need to get you know what? I think that my Canadian friend will be able to hook me up Haley. Haley is friends with Dolphin. Maybe we can get them both in here. Yes, and Haley. Haley turned out to be a good one. We love Haley. I'm deep in now, guy, I'm friends, I'm deep in. I am deep in. Okay. So then they cut the balls girl, the girl with the balls. I couldn't believe that because so Jamie, but the one with the so

uh raging Lesbo. I've said this from day I can say Lesbo America because I am one. She couldn't be gay or every snippet, Uh, this is, by the way, fantastic. This is not bad news. It's just every time she would like people were like consoling everybody, Jamie was like, you know, had her hand up everybody's shirt. And I was like, but I thought we saw snippets weeks ago of her getting pretty far. I was surprised. I thought, truly, am I losing my minor? Was she in a conversation

in a bikini on an island? These feel like they've just thrown in the towel. Even at the beginning of the episode, they had stuff for this week that never happened in the week. Like at the beginning of the episode was like coming up tonight and they had like Raven making out with him on some bed, which never happened. And then later on they're like, well Raven got the group and it was like did she am? I did? I wed? Because I was like, wait a minute, we

didn't see that's right, we didn't see it happen. I feel like they had thrown in the towel. The editors are like, I'm out, okay, so and they cut crazy Josephine, who didn't even end up being that crazy. Well, I think she was batship of that up. She was the nurse blonde that tried to sing and rapper aspiring nurse, Yeah, she's not aspiring dolphin trainer, alexis. Aspiring dolphin trainer is really actually just means unemployed. Yeah, just put unemployed. Yeah,

which is great. You can be a dolphin like I want you to be a dolphin trainer. We can say to an inspiring asperist inspiring titles Airbnb rental operator, I shoot low. So then he goes, guys, guess what we're going to say Thomas, and he said the phrase I loved the I love the island living. And then he did a dance and said I hope I start falling in love. I was just like, he doesn't know how to love. He really doesn't. He goes from like to like I love you right before like he has to

give a ring, like there's no like. I think he really did love Caitlin. I felt that he was she was at least fun. I mean, I think I think he can say I love you, and I think he thinks it. I think he likes to compete more than to be competed for. Yeah, but I don't you think this episode above, every single episode was the one where you're like, he doesn't like any of these wodow, I

don't think he hasn't paid attention to anything. So then he so then the girls they fly them all down from the Marriott in New Orleans to the Marriott and St. Thomas with some weird reef name, and they have to run around these shitty hotels going this is gorgeous and they can't you know, They're like, do you do that every time you guys tour and like when you're doing

stand up and check into marryat yes, my courtyard Marriott. Yeah, another courtyard with breakfast starting at was a four point chairing shared at four points and I'm just jumping around with those like those those bed spreads made of like scratchy like bed spread. What is the I was in some airport and I can't remember the chain, but I was going up an escalator and on the handles of the escalator pick pick a chain. I can't remember it said blah blah blah. We washed the duvets. And I

was like, oh my god, that should be understood. I mean I immediately go into a hotel like a c S. I I take that thing of come off the bed and I put it com dried on a chair at the Palms in Vegas, there was a silver chair with a dried come stick. How did you know for sure it was because it was facing. I was in some sweet and the chair, it was a solo chair, and it was facing. They had a they had a like a pole in the bathroom like with a shower like

like a flashditch shower head above it. So it was just a viewing chair for the pole in the bathroom. And then on the arm was dried white spot. Did you ask for the tapes from the hotel? And I tried to get pregnant on that chair. The whole weekend, and I am so proud note that I stayed in such a I stayed this weekend at a homewood sweet By that was like I felt like I was in It was like nineteen seven divorced Dad. You know what

I made? Just like there's a they'd made the towel into a swan on my bed and I thought, cruise ship. I thought, has it come to this? This is my life? I lived in the Mochel sixth studio watching when I trying to make it the NFL. I lived in a motel six The major lea came once a week. Oh my god, I had a O L dial up internet. This is like twelve years ago. How long did you live there for a few months? Did you get bummed out? No?

I didn't. I think I was just like so focused on trying to make the care Where did you grow up, John? In Canada? Saskatchewan? And where you Did you know anybody when you were there in Arizona? Like when I was on my own, Look at you, God, successful story. Have there been other people from your high school have made who've made it to the NFL. I'm the only I'm

from a hometown of like two thousand. I'm the only one Regina, Regina kidding me at the march on Regina running joking with my lesbo friends for a very long you're Regina, Well we all are army. Yes, you know, it's true, it's so true, but I am. Yeah, you're from Regina. That's funny, that's funny. There's a lady in my hometown of Little Compton, Rhode Island. There's an old

woman named pussy Driver. Yeah, there is. And I used to have to waitress on her and they'd be like, what do you want, pussy And I'd be like, I can't pussy Driver. And the golf champ's name is Dick Small and he could go my Richard, but he goes by Dick. Why wouldn't he just go Richard? And that's like a rollerblading name, I mean a roller Derby name. Yeah, that's a good roller Derby name. I love that super roller Blade. We had names right there, pussy Driver. There

was a moment where rollerblading was the jam. It was always did I fully owned? I fully owned? Like wrist guards? Did you get into roller blades? I came out here like right when it was like, you know, like reaching a height in like the seven or something, and I thought about it, and then how can I get into Yeah? I saw people in Venice Boulevard doing it, and I was like, I don't think I can even do it.

If I try, I can't stand up. I put like every sport imaginable, but I cannot get my size a living something that got wheels on it, especially just one roller skates. At least you have like a foundation, you've got two wheels on each side. I used to skate around Central Park, look at my friends and I would just go blade and there was like a guy that wore like really tight shorts and he had like snakes and stuff nice, and you kind of avoided him with Nick, and he's not he was like I could see Nick

in a pair of tighty whities. Okay, we're back at St. Thomas and he's not a tidy Whitey's. He's wearing kids in a tank top. That outfit was so utterly ridd and he takes Christina on a seaplane. Jasmines left crying. But at least they're not locked in the Marriott, like they got to be free for a second. Okay, So this I want to say, I fell for Christina the Russian that was the status story. Yeah, that was the worst story lipstick. Yeah, I mean she was so lovely, no, no, sorry,

she was so cute. She was really sweet, so well spoken. Yeah. She story was had a heart like left all of her orphan family never seen again. She was so lovely and uh and just I just don't think they have anything in common and he doesn't know what to do with heart. She's like, I hit lipstick, I never see a family again, and he's like, I have a big family, Like the worst transition. That's really crazy. It's like I've always been able to see my family and everything's been great,

and I just saw him last week in Wisconsin. There's like eighty five, my very toll twelve year old sister her. Oh my god, she's so Then do they have that? And then the girls then do get back locked back up in that weird Marriott and Vanessa talks to the board girls about the history of St. Thomas. Oh my god, but I do think that that what was her name again? She's from Montreal or Quebec, Canada, And I feel like she's actually pretty smart and she's trying to like dummy

herself down to be on the show. Yes, I think she's actually very intelligent. She knows more US history than any of those girls. She was like, I found out that this belonged to Denmark until a hundred years ago, and now it's star at her, like, what the funk are you talking? I've never heard of Denmark. No, but you can see that in her. And even like when they were playing volleyball, you could tell, all of a

sudden though, you could see she gets there. She's like fucking sexy, stupid, and she's and I wonder if she's just like the like she's giving the history of like, you know, indigenous people on an island, and then the US spotted and then a African American or island woman comes in and I literally was like, are you kidding right now? So awful when she that transition, I was like, is anybody getting is anybody saying what's happening? Are they brought in Lorna? It was like it felt like we

were gone with the wind. I literally was like, this isn't happening, This is not happening. It made me so uncomfortable, And of course Karin says, now you want to throttle. She says to the St. Thomas version of Roquel my Nanny. Everyone needs a Roquel or a Laura in the world. She brings me lobster dip and peanut Claude is by the pool. Anything I need, Laura is there. She's adorable. Roquel is going to be jealous? Is that the most racist thing that has ever been on? I wanted to

punch her in the Regina. Yeah, that was literally I was like, I am done. Karn has been fun sometimes sound, but now I'm like, you're disgusting. Now she's disgusting. First of all, she looks like Tiffany Trump, exactly like Tiffany she did. I feel like she probably I mean, I don't actually think that Tiffany. I think Tiffany Trump is hiding most of the time right now because she's probably Jesus, But she looks like her said then, I just feel

like she's like this spoiled businessman's kid. But I think that's what she is anyway. Yeah, oh she is. Yeah, she runs a multi million dollar company to get him on the phone a sap. That's what they said, impression art and does that wasn't like the one thing that were showing that she's like Iran a multi million work, but my dad it's the Raquel lifestyle. And then her dad's over the Texas instrument computer. You better get them on the phone a sap and he's like like a

stained and she's like, what is return? Who are you guys rooting for? Sarah? John talked to me, who are you rooting for? Who are you writing for? John? I hope that it comes down right to the end and Nick and Neil Lane is run away. It's like Nick, I pick this ring, kneel In picked this slit and then be like, but it's for you, Neil, Oh my god, you just saved this season. That would be a really nice that's a really little good. Oh yeah, he would be a little gay. Yeah, I don't. I like I

liked Vanessa. I think Vanessa says too good for him. Yeah, and they sort of keep waiting for her, like eject herself. Yes, but I just feel like that's he's not going to pick Karinn, but he's going to take her to the

number two. Of course you think Karin's gonna Yeah, he's gonna because he's gonna want to get her in the top three, have three, he gets to have three in this because she's going to go to his hotel room next week when he's she remember she's on her way to him in the Marriott to make him feel better. I want, I wanted. My sex abilities are top not. Yeah again, she says it, right. I think if you make it that in factor, you guys, she whenever when someone says so, she said herself, she goes, I have

the it factor that guys. Like when someone saying that it factory makes me want to fucking my head. Yeah, I mean she's not wearing pants. Yeah exactly, that's what the factor gave her. Your face with my vagina in your nostrils, Yeah, that's it. That's the factor. That's what it is. That's what it is. It is. Yeah, when I can look, when I can look through your vagina through my nose, that's it. I've always trying to figure out why I couldn't quite put my finger on why

I didn't have you. Jamie does, Jamie Jamie does. Okay, I want her on the show so bad so I could be like I was voting for Vanessa and now I'm bored by Vanessa, I know, because yeah, I want her to just be like it's like she was challenging him before She's like, well, this is what you want. But then last week, all of a sudden, you know, aside from getting history lesson, she's bouncing around volleyball volleyball game? Is that the worst? That was the worst? Volley You

texted something? Rob? What did you text? Tex? Rob? I have never been so stressed out watching a volleyball game in my entire life. And I have never missed an Olympics since I was about eight years old. Uh, and that was more stressful, so stressed every professional volleyball game I've ever seen in my But that reminded me of the beach date with Ben and the Pigs when everybody lost their ship. Yes, everyone's cry. Supposed to be a

fun day, Like I thought. I had this fun day plan for all my relationships, all my girlfriends, and they're all crying. Literally, everyone was in tears by the end of the So here We're here? Were the best quotes from the volleyball thing? Was my favorite? One was Raven about Jasmine and she said, first of all, Nick starts it out by doing that fucking dinosaur walk. Can we

talk about him doing that walk? Honest? And then the girls are just having to pick out an out it for beach volleyball, like the banning suits that they chose like that. Vanessa went bondage that black weird like Darth Vader. Yeah, I would be like the lady in the tank, Caney trying to China lengthen my limbs signboard short with a proper jog bra drunk Karin. Drunk, Karin is like wants

to go to sleep. And then and then Raven says about Jasmine, who's all amped up at this point, if Jasmine was a vegetable, she'd be a turnip because she's turned all the way up. And then they showed her throwing Karan on the corn. That was That was one of my favorite moments. All the girls are crying. Vanessa says, I've been so patient. It's like, what show do you think You're like? I wanted to say again, like you did eat to yourself? Asshole? Yeah you know what do

you think? It's like? Yeah, it lasts this many weeks. He's gonna make out with other girls? What what do you think is happening? There was another girl that said, I Am not going to compete for Nick's attention, said Rachel. The entire show and they kept going to him. I mean, like I told you. Rachel was like I told you I don't like group dates. It's like, well, because you're on the Bachelor. Yeah, it's a it's a group show date, it's a date. It's a dating show, and some of

them are on the groups and everyone's competing. Do we have to spell it out? We have to be like next week on the Bachelor semi colon, it's a dating shower and some of you are going to get your feelings hurt. I used to like read I don't even like Rachel or Vanessa. I liked both of them, and they're both just like pouting that they're on the Bachelor.

It's like, what did you think was gonna? I think I think they just realized they're they're losing some of their self esteem and self worth and they're fighting it because they're both super cool and smart and catches. Yeah, and now I think they're embarrassed. She's like, they're also they're also like in their thirties. I think they're like thirty and thirty one, so they're over this ship. We didn't do this anymore? Yeah, like then maybe you shouldn't

have learned. Yeah, but but I do and then and I'm like his only response is like so when Rachel's like and I'm thinking about leaving, He's like, okay, great, well I can just ask you to keep expressing yourself. I'm expressing myself and I'm telling you I kind of wanted out. It's like, great, We'll just keep communicating somehow. She's like I will, and yeah, but you're not strange.

It's they're exchanges and Rachel hadn't that exchange too. She's just like, I'm pretty much I got like one leg out and he's like, okay, just let me know, like what door you're looking at? Trying to block the door for like another week. I'm going to bank Krin the thing. He's the only one in his eyes for his Krin, like we're's core and where's like he just like she's just off pouting. I feel like the other girls have kind of worn down and kind of don't even mind

Karin anymore. She's like the drunk, sloppy Yeah. I think they expected at this point, like this is what there's going to be one of these right now? Like who who do you like? Paid for him? I like Raven, like, who do you who Raven or Orphan? Yeah, but like for Nick like who Raven? Raven? I like Raven? Who do you like? I like Raven because she's from Arkansas. Yeah, she's actually like a real girl. Yeah, she's from She wears her lingery on top of her she wears poppers.

Where's yellow Rappers? I have like Texedo tails. Ravens cool? And she could meet one of them. I'd meet and she like beat up somebody with a stiletto heel and she said I saw her vagina. Yeah, I liked that. And her mom said, do what you gotta do. Here's the car keys, And that means I'm going to see the vagina and attack with the heel. She's from Arkansas that I'm from even heard of the one she's from

Hot Yeah, HOAXI how big is your town? Well, when I went there, it was like under a thousand people. When I went to high school there, there's like maybe like three thousand. I met the count of three thousand. We didn't have a high school. Well, we didn't have a pussy drivers. We had a couple of smalls on a jump. Sorry ask a question, Well, no, I just you had tweeted out. I think it was a tweet, um uh, something about, well, you know, Arden will lead

the way, we'll get to the whole deal. But but you had tweeted out something about Bachelor's Bachelor Steve or a reality reality Steve. Do you haven't checked in? Do you know? So I don't know who they. I haven't read all the way to the end. Yeah, but I like, yeah, I checked in before an episode, so we'll go and watch the episode. I get a friend's house and she'll be like sitting there and like, I wonder what's happened. She's like, already know. I don't do that. I don't

do that. I don't don't tell anyone. Be like I've already read exactly what's gonna happen, you know, but I don't say it. I don't I already know. You just think you tell me, don't. You did it a lot on Monday before the episode because I get excited. You can't say it. But I don't go all the way, so I don't. Okay, in the end, the end is in the end, But before an episode, it's like when I get a book, I read the end of it, or like I do, Yeah, you read the end of

a book before you read the book. Yeah, like when you write like to know, I don't like. I don't need to be surprised about it anything. Do you write the ending before you write? When you write books, do you go do you do the last chapter early on? No, that's a good question. But now I'm not that smart. I don't know. I had the end. I just like to know. And then we worked back and conclusion and then I'm married a punter. Then I punted all the

other men and married they had. I want to get to my favorite apart, which is the cut the group date nighttime. Let's just cut right to Jasmine. Jasmine's losing her ship and when she says I'm gonna put you in a chokey and having it going over and over and he's like, no, I'm gonna choke you. I'm gonna choke you know that was sexual. No, I'm gonna straddle you.

I'm gonna put you in a chokey thing. That was just like it's almost like she just one of those things where you someone rips their face off and it's someone else's face and she's like it was so say. She was just spiralingaling so fast, and it was like watching like a car crash and slow motion because you know when she was like, because I know they added stuff, but like her choking thing there, it was a lot different one and was the same one over and over

like I watched for it to see. I was like, is this the same choking thing and they're just repeating it to make her look crazy like they were different. It really felt like at first it was like anger and then you could see like, no, this is her thing, and it was like, I'll be and she was like, I'll be the first one. Like it started out like I'm mad at you, and then I was like I can't. You're gonna wait. You see, you're gonna like it. It's like if you say like I'm gonna choke you, you

know you're like oh. But then she was like if I had a y, it'll soften it. But I still want to wrap my hands around you until until you either give me a rose or you die. Yeah, you're right. Why is like a little cute see and then you're like, choke and give you a little stabby stabby in the face. I mean, it's your little penie. Because she tried to make it sexy for a moment of like I'll straddle you.

She said, I'll straddle you, but then I will choke you until you, like like the kids, you didn't understand what was going to happen, like you will lose consciousness. Yeah, and then she kept going, oh my god, oh my god. I feel like they just lock them up in a marryout they take with their cellphones and they sit there

for three days. In the time they let them out, it's like letting the wild out, and then they do things like choke you talk like apartment just to think about this, I've thought about I've spent way too much time thing about this show, and I do how far do you think you can make it up? I really want. I wish I could enroll. I wish I could sign up just to see out of curiosity, because I feel like they would not quite know what to do with somebody with any personality. I think you would go far.

I felt I could get to top ten. Oh no, I think you could get to top three. I think once I've seen me in a tankini next to like a Delo, I'd be out. No, I think you'd get to top five and you would be like, I don't want to bang this dude, I'm out. I don't want to get tea bagged in a sandal until you again again you think so oh god. Yeah, you could start out the person you're going on with, and you could

be like, like Nick is a simple a simpleton. He'd be like, okay, I know, yeah, okay, Like how because I feel like if you have any personality, they'd be like they'd be like you're you're you're a live wire, like like you're fun, like you actually maybe trying to make you, creating you bad jokes too. They would definitely try to feed you bad jokes. At least you would be like I got my own motherfucker, you know, I'd be known as like that. I'd be like, I'm gonna

finger you figured. I'm just so mady you. I can't wait to figure understand. I just fining it down and I just put my finger in here. Thank you. I gotta think you just get a finger. I'm so mad at right now I'm gonna marry I know that if this was like reversed and this was the Bachelorette, if like a male contestant said to like, you know, Joe, Joe, like I'm gonna choke I'm putting him in a choke. They'd be in jail. Yeah, him up. Chad did say I'm gonna I'm gonna put all the floating torsos in

the pool. He did. Everybody has done that to anyone follow You know what I actually we I did talk to Daniel the Canadian guy last week. I did talk to him last week. He had pneumonia. He's okay. You know what, Chad's reached out to him. I'd befriended him in Canada. If you ever played yuck X Vancouver, he lives here. He's wonderful, wonderful, and he has chatted with Chad, but he's taking it slowly with their friendship because Chad's

little live wire. Right. He is the most Canadian guy I've ever seen, Like he goes overboard, Like I know that I have some things. I say, they're pretty Canadian. You have lived here for he's full Yeah, he's full Canadian. Yeah. And during a second John, which we never asked you last year because we were tiptoeing it around, Jordan's let's just never really a football player, right, I mean, can I ask you that? Can you answer this? Jordan was definitely a football player. He was never an NFL or

professional football player. And then is it true that he quit football to be in the Las Vegas production of Daniel. Nobody ever quits the NFL. No one that hatory ever does. They don't. You don't, you don't retire. You're like showing the door. And he was just happening to be showing the door at four. Yeah, but he got shown the door of the non NFL straight to the stage door of the Vegas production of Damn Yankee. Yeah. That's usually what most NFL players doing, the retire. Yeah, it's like

we've had a good run. It's like damn yank Thunder from down Under. I've seen that. Have you been to that? It's the funniest thing I have ever I know I haven't been to it. I will tell you this true story and then we'll keep going. I went to the Thunder from down Under. Um, when I was on Mad TV.

We were filming something there and one of the female cast members and I dragged there was like a poonhound male writer that we dragged with us, and he he was a real poonhound and he was so bummed to not only be in Vegas and not be at a strip club, but to even worse be at the Thunder from down Under. And when he so he went in,

they had no dressing room. He went into the men's restroom and the guys were applying their eyeliner in the in like the mirror in front of the sink, and then one of them made eye contact with him in the mirror, made a like like a Macaulaye cockin and

home alone face. Oh, and then he ran to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea, and then the show started and like he came out, it was like grinding so like and we knew that like he the guy came back, he looked shaken, like our friend looked like shook to the core, like like a spider like he'd been at a spider hole in Vietnam for like seven years, and like a pow had seen some ship. So he told us that this guy had just had like the full

thunder from down Under. In the bathroom, he was grinding on some woman was the under the from under from down Under, and then the guys kept coming over and like rubbing their business like all on my friend, like the guys. It was truly, I thought I was going I laughed so hard. I thought I was going to puncture a reb. It was incredible. Okay, we'll get back to the business at hand. Okay, so we get to the choke. The choke's happening, and I mean truly I

was that. He actually was like, okay, you know what, like you gotta go. So then they have the two on one date, and um, somehow we find out that Raven got the group date Roy it's even though nobody saw that. So Whitney and as we find out Dilo, which we've never they're just talking about it like we know that she's de I was gonna say that's been dropped before. No, I just feel for Dilo, and I'm like, I know, first of all, was anyone absolutely shocked that Dilo was on a two and one two on one?

I thought she was top three or top one. I was like, boring, she's hot as fun and was boring. But I worried. But we didn't. We all think that she'll didn't make it super far. I had. I had a portraitist paint her portrait for me. I was so confident that she was going to be in the top two that she goes from from Danielle to Delo and then she has that's what happened fired. That's why I would make it to the top ten. You have to have a little personality if you could, if you you

either need to look like Dilo. You gotta have a look. I can go coach those girls. I could go in and be like a mole and Arlow Arlow. How about some knock knock jokes and there Arlow with their bat wings. Okay, so they both they both show up in their rompers. They're both were in their rompers. Whitney and he said this line which made me like like I was about to say the grossest thing I've ever said just now,

and I've said a lot of gross things. Please, I was about to say literally as soon as he said this, it was like it made there was no moisture left in my pagina because it was like it was so disgusting. He said, I don't know if you've noticed, but you're really beautiful to Whitney. I was just like like, like that's the grossest. That is the gross Like, I don't know if you've noticed. I don't know if you've noticed, but you're really beautiful, like he thought he was nailing

it with that, like he's so disgusted. Yeah, and John, what is a line like that? What is that? John? What is that? I don't know? That was just like I think he was like, oh man, I just nailed it with that one. You know, like like me, like I'm amazing. Now I'm gonna tell you you're amazing. And now we're in a club together, You're welcome. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I'm a douchebag and I throw a douchebag line and now and like, how do you see a

lot of people do that? You see football players say terrible things all the time, like drop bad lines right like they don't know. Yeah, I like by the pussy locker room to locker room talk. It's like I'm the most basic. I don't if you've noticed, like you just how do you even have a conversation with it? Like thank you? Like yeah, I wake up every day to this, Yeah I got it? How I feel? God, you say that to me all the time? Rock and roll. I don't know if you've noticed, you got a face it's

pretty female set your real face. You're just about to get cut. Vanessa is back there. She's worried about dil somehow Vanessa's back at the Marryott locked back up in her tower at the Marriott, worried about Dilo and Nick. So he he cuts, he cuts Whitney and the glare she like. I appreciated her stony silence of like, I'm gonna just make this awkward. I'm not going to fill this air like you're cutting me. And he was like, so I just I want to get to be the

road so I can get out. Like the stony silence. I know, she didn't say a word. I loved it, but you know, made him talk himself out of it. Yeah. I thought that was a great moment. I also thought, have we seen her complete a sentence this season? No, No, I'm not. Yea, I did. Steve had a huge crush on her. He was so but you know what she's

I don't. She got stranded on an eyelid, which I always love when they get stranded and I bad lands, Yeah, to take off on a plane and they like flashback with like twenty behind like a cupcake when he got stranded on the cliff. And you know, I do think Olivia by that blowhole when it was like terrible weather and it was like it was like blowing off like Geyser's. Yeah, this one was like the helicopter was like blowing sand. And when I really wrote down, I hope, I hope

she doesn't have context. Yeah, that was that right in the eyeballs. And then they sent a man p a to go get her suitcase. They left her on the island and and so there with Dilo and they have a connection. And she said, we have a connection. Okay, So Dilo says, you know what, he made the right decision. We have a connection and what we have is amazing,

and it's something most people never feel. When people say ship like that, it's like you mean like horny nous and one evening of like getting grinded by I think most people probably felt that once, like you, Yeah, people have never felt like this before, Like you guys have known each other for three weeks. Yeah, yeah, they've hung out with each other for a period of sixteen now, yeah, I know you guys all better from watching the show every week. Then you know each other trying a gay lady,

you can get married after three nights, lazy. So they go on their date and it's like, you know, okay, so this must have been on Reality Steve. But as when you host a podcast about the Bachelor, people email you thinks about the Bachelor. So they said, when Nick and Dilo were on their their their second date where they went and slow danced in a barn to some no name country singer um, apparently her top kept falling.

Apparently her dressing it was like the deep, like her tips kept falling out, and they had to keep stopping for production because her boobs kept falling out. And I feel like they were referencing it when they're like that was so crazy, They're like, yeah, that was pretty crazy. And then and then she said, I hope I didn't flash everyone on stage. And it's like because she apparently because people like I guess who were there, who had been there, They said they were there at the taping.

They had to watch this like fake country star. They said, she kept flashing everyone. And so but then they kept saying like when you so this is your second date, when you keep the only thing you have to connect over is like, boy, that first day that was crazy. Yeah,

that was a crazy so awkward. Why do you like, why do you actually have make a new memory instead of bonding one date where your boobs came out, and then we said two words of what you wanted to be my whole time favorite moments in any bachelor and he said it was so awkward, adventurous and raw even but after she said love and honesty, she said, he looked at her like she was crap. Yes, that's that's

that's how you got that. She lost him like her answer of love and honesty, and he said adventurous and raw, raw raw dog paused, and I was laughing so hard. At first, I thought he was going to be like, no, shit, love and honesty, you're so boring. But the adventurous and raw the response, you think someone wrote those answers for him. That's how he likes Kurd. Then we all decided what were what would our two words be? Did you play that game? Right after that? What good? We were coming

up with some really are yours. We were coming up with like radic, smoke and mirrors, Oh my god, slightly violent, which is coming up with the world is like salty, salty, the world's worst words? What erratic assault, erratic crazy and stuck that suffocating Oh my god, yeah, yeah, needy, needy, jealous, just like up and down, just really a word break, violating, violating and tea bagging, cavern loose knee caps and jealousy out the most world's worst phrases, Oh what a man?

And dad Dad Dockers pleaded jeans jeans and lost weekends at sandals. Just just just no, just like everything everything's nothing is off limits, needy and poorly dressed, jealous, rageful, rateful, love and honesty. So then he cuts Dilo. He cuts Delo afterwards like you didn't it was when she was like it almost reminds me of was it Caitlin? The second anybody would say I love you? Should cut them? Was it Caitlin who did the gout show I am your gucco? Or is that Joo? That was Jojo and

alex so Jojo. Every time somebody would tell Jojo they loved her, she would cut them. So it seems like the second she said I love you, you could see is like a like mad ma face. That doesn't it doesn't fit in with my rawness that yeah, you're coming in soft and fragile. She was of bare back and raw, like probably going to get her beat. He she was the hottest one there, Like I think he was like you were my pick. I wanted it to be you and basically like you were just so boring. Yeah, so

you're right. I think that's what led him to tears, because I think he picked her, literally to tears. She did it, she made it happen. You're loving honesty brought me to tears. Tears because she was that first date, she was so boring. But I was like, Okay, she's just nervous, she's on TV, she's in his hometown, she's nervous. This second date when all she can do is that

was pretty crazy crazy. I tears, Kate. I was very surprised, and I was trying to figure out what was the moment that he flipped like, because watching it, I was like, what happened though it was someone's, she's it was somewhere when she kind of said like she's falling for him, and he just was like oh, but then he just had a full un mental break. Yeah, jazz Ja. He's like, I was choking myself out of here, choke myself. I'm choking it out my own chokie. So then I wrote

down at you raw dog. So then so then he goes back. He storms straight to the Marriott. The reef, the Merriott reef. He didn't even knock. He just flew in, bored to cheers, crying and all I wrote down because our first season, Eddie, we forced Eddie Peppertone to watch it. He'd never seen it. He went the whole season. He hated. I wrote, Eddie Peppertone would kill himself, like right now, and then I ended it with writing, Dolphin better be in paradise. That was my final word. Dolphin, guys. I

mean it was. It was like that crying, My god. That's when I was like, I'm done. Like I still I'm still in it, but I made those women I feel like pieces of ship. Yeah, for no reason, for no reason, they're there. He was like, you know what, I'm not having any feelings for anyone. It's all your fault. Honestly discussed that I ever wanted to fuck him, like I thought he was real hot and I totally wanted to funk up. And now I'm just like, oh God, you almost got to pass him your boyfriend to try

to go on this season. The least she did. At least you've taken it back now. Your power, you're you're adventurous and raw in your own terms. Yeah, that was rude. It was rude. And now we're all freaking out and the current is going to go like she's like, let me put on my trench coat, you guys, and they don't get my to get my bounce out out and we're gonna see I mean, she's going to go fuck him. And then we all we know is at some point they go to the north that he's the fantasy sweets

are somewhere up in the Northern Lights area. It's like Regina in a worse place. There are days in and everyone would scream. He'd be like, you guys, ready, we're going to go to the days in and Regina. And they'd be like, oh my god, I've always wanted to go to the days in Regina. It's amazing. This one is so great. They have washed vets, watched their They definitely don't want guys. What's it okay? So where are

we at now? We have left? We have Raven, we have Orphan, we have what's her name, Christina, I have my family. We have I mean, we have this fla or cinnamon tastes like lips stick in my youth. It's my only accident. I love it. We have, we have the nest. Where's your's mind? I have been so patient. I have been as my French Canadians. I mean no, I have been so patient, and here I am. I've been with these like the Russians. I've been waiting patients like you waiting for food for some people and then

you eat me. My students made a book for you, and they are saying, Miss Vanisa is my students made a book for you. What's the definition of book? I never read? I hate lips. We have a Vanessa and Russian face off. We have Rachel, whose dad is a federal judge who would grab Nick by his adventurous rob all Texas federal judge. I'm waiting for Vanessa to cut herself.

I think he's gonna. I don't know. That's when keeps threatening I feel, I mean, I don't know if she'll do it, because I feel like she's gonna keep like thinking about it and then just running down, bouncing around on beach volleyball like. I think she's got to keep like losing herself, like she's gonna start to and then not get it back. But I keep what it would be so good if she was like you, know what, You're so fucking full of shit. I'm out of here.

Ever done that? Um, somebody did in the first season with Caitlin and that guy left to go get the other girl, the guy who was pretty gay who left to go be with the girl that who was the one that cried, and they got to pick the two. There was Kay and there was the other girl. Oh he went yeah, Bree and then he he was like a country music singer who was like Luke. But didn't Jade leave or not Jade um Grace the grant and late Lace. Didn't she leave because she was like yeah,

she quoted her own tattoo. If you can't love it yourself, at least tapped out that I'm going to do fift. I just learned about buis voting under the influence. Did you know you can get a buy? Yeah, that's exciting. I'm not leaving Paradise until I get a buy. Okay, wait a minute, you guys, I didn't We didn't discuss last week. I just want to say we forgot to discuss because we got we had a seventy eight hour

marathon talking about Karn and Taylor. But I we didn't discuss the fact that Raven told him she was in love with she let it slip last time. Oh yes, yes, but he he didn't run away then. But the way she said it was like a little more like it was like I'm in love with you. It's like, oh I love you, Like it was more like that wasn't the moment I fell in love with you. She did say it was, but he's always pretended like yeah, yeah, yeah,

dang it, Russian, I just say it again. I was loving Rachel, and so I was like, I don't want any of these girls to be the bachelorette. I want Rachel'll be the next bachelorette, and I want the orphan to be with Nick because he's got a lot of siblings. Oh that's good, or it's never gonna happen. They have nothing and they have nothing. No, I don't. I just I rarely have seen a show where like they're six left right now, where I can't see them him with any of them. I know. That's what he said at

the end. Yeah, maybe I wonder if he's not gonna maybe he doesn't pick anyone. Think you know what this is like when I tapped out because I took like a ten year break from this after Jen Cheff said, I choose not to choose. He better choose somebody. He better pick somebody. Yeah, just they'll just be like tough out for a couple of months. But he do you think is the best fit? I mean, I was thinking Vanessa, but now it's like I thought it was Dealo the

whole time. I don't. I think Vanessa's way too smart for ven ven Um. Yeah, like Raven Raven is great. Okay, I am going to I can't get online. I was going to read something is there is there? Is it different down here? Do you want us to create the emails? Okay? Here we go. Okay, whoa, it's for us from Russia. Love your show? Hello, get reception. If she doesn't get picked, she could go on ninety fiance. What what what? What's nance? It's the best show ever, Little slice of Heaven? Yeah?

What channel? It's Annie? Yeah? Annie? I think I don't know. I just watched it just TVR and it's a you know, they it's usually like like there's usually a creepy older guy that like got like a nineteen year old from Russia's pretty creepy overall. Yeah, but then there's some that seem actually in love and it's like a couple who the guy, the man or woman is from another country and they have ninety days to get married and then

that's along the fiance a visa. Last four we were on could have been watching I watched a movie about I watched a movie about it about like guys like going to a Russia and there was a few that actually like to go buy their brides, and there was a few that actually seemed like they fell in love. There was something that fall in love. And there's like the one guy remember the Russian girl and the guy that was like the girl was super young and he was like what he used to blow a train whistle

to wake her up. What he was like like like everyone's dad. He's like you're he's like her old enough to way her way beyond being her dad. And he would wake her up in the morning with her with a train whistle. And then if she was having her monthly, he would make her sleep in another room because she gets moody during her monthly. Other than that's like that's the old episode. You don't have to watch that one grows. Yeah, I am going to you guys, help us pick the

tweeter of the week. And by the way, we're in a new studio right now, so I can't read the emails, but we we got so many good ones this week and I'm going to read them next week. And I appreciate you guys emailing and Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. We really appreciate. We got so many great comments on iTunes which I also can't read for your show, Beautiful Loaf of Bread. But we will do a tweet of the week. Will you guys like to vote on our Twitter of the week? So we um so email us

at Rose Podcast at Gmail. Like us on iTunes and Facebook. We appreciate your comments and um tweet to us at hashtag w y a t R. Here we go. This is from Snickers chill Opa. Okay, eron Folly. If Nick was a care bear, his tummy symbol would be a crying boner. That's good. Says that at Basebone one. And I don't think he's one one yet this year? Okay, he has he did this year. Okay. This fake st

Thomas interview backdrop sure is stretching this show's budget. There was one where they were outside that it just feel like they had like a photo and like a photo of like a harbor um. Okay, this is from Sarah the Pearl Vegas con Sara. His name is now Nick? Can I walk you out via al like that? Like that Alex Jaffee at a Jeffe three. I'm here for the bloopers of jasmine poisoning everyone. Yes, that was good.

That's really good. Wait was there something at the end she was trying to make everybody eat like chit chocolate. That's right, Oh my god, Jill Hammond's at Hammond's. Jill, how did lose a guy in one date? Tell him you want to choke him out? Hashtag note to sell. That's very good. All right, So it feels like our top two is how to lose a guy one day? Tell me you want to choke him out? Not to self. And I'm here for the bloopers of jasmine poisoning everyone? Yeah, yeah,

which one do you like? The boner on the belly? Okay, and so we have. If Nick was a Carabers, tell me symbol would be a crying boner. Yeah, I'm gonna do bloopers. I'm gonna go bloopers here because that looked like that at the end. Okay, I like the crying boner ca Okay, it looks like bloopers runs. We have. Runner up is runner Up is at Snicker's choloopa. If Nick was a Carbery's tell me simbol will be a crying boner. But the winner of the Tweet of the

Week is Alex Jaffee at a Jaffee three. I'm here for the bloopers of Jasmine poisoning everyone. We will be back at our usual Wednesday. So I hope you enjoyed your double Bonus episodes this week that you got to their one because I was busy with Billy Ray Cyrus, trying to get my way into the Cyrus empire as you do lovely? Can I just say he's handsome and lovely and he made Miley Cyrus. Miley is a good one. He's low key hot. He's hot, and I look at him and looking at him, he's I feel like he's

gotten better with time. I feel like I'm into two thousand seventeen Billy right like I look at him, I'm like, you're a hunky man. I have to google image. I have not I can't even he's like a man. He's like a real man. He's like you can't get like the breaking He's like Smoky at a Bear. He's like he's like Burt Reynolds, like in his like playgirl like he's like a sexy man the rock on the m Okay, okay, alright guys, Sarah, John, do you have anything you want

to promote coming off? Yes, Yankee. Yeah, it's seven years from from Frogina, Regina. We actually I am going to do a show in Portland Valentine's Day Park Theater, and John's gonna be with me. We're gonna do like a Q and A and in meet and Greek. That's fun. Yeah. The theater, the Newmark Theater. Seahawks Country up there so they can also meet John after. So it's going to be that's fun. Dream team, Go Hawks, the Go Hawks, and I will be football. I have stuff coming up,

but not for a little bit. I'm going to Canada. I just played Vancouver. I'm going to be doing Yuck Yucks in Calgary. Is a good crowd, is it? You've done yuck X Calgary? First of all, the owners of Yuck y X Calgary, Yeah, are some of the coolest people, really like well run cool club. I thought the same about Vancouver. Yeah, the Couve. Yeah, they're a big good Packers fans. I relayed everything back to sports. I don't know what the pack but there what do they play?

What sport is that? They're a gymnastics squad? Did to yourself assholes? Oh my god what she called it? Last week? It was like this frantic thing, as if I knew what she was talking about. She was like, there was a guy. He had eighty cats. There's eighty cats, any cats there at the shelter. I'm on my way to the shelter after the eye doctor. It was like this frantic I'm like, Mom, I'm in the middle of the podcast,

like there's a man with eighty cats. And she called me the next day She's like, it's a good thing I got Mittens when I did, because I went back to pick up Mints. The other seventy nine cats were gone. They moved on the shelter on the cape. The Cape. Some shelter on the Cape ran out of cats, and they stole all the cats except for four bitten felt like living with my mom pour Mittens. I'm like, I know Mittens is nove with Jannumery and she's falling around

the house. Mittens, that's a good thing. Nim does won't eat anything yet? Is that bad? That's normal? I don't think that's normal. Three days all right? I don't know she's had like two bites. Maybe she's just like, yeah, that's how you do it. Ladies and gentlemen. We will be here next week, you know what. The world may be falling apart, but we will be in Regina and we will be at Britney Spears. You guys, truly, this is the only thing that means anything to me anymore

in my life. I don't know anything about anything else, but I do know that I love all of you. Katie, Do you have one final thing? We want to close out the show? Um? I have a question for John. Are there other NFL players that watch The Bachelor? You don't have to say names if they know there's a lot? Are there? Yeah, there's a lot. It is often like the after practice talk in the sauna among guys. We talked about The Bachelor all the time. I love that.

That's real room talk right back, Like, I don't know because we haven't really been back since Nick, Like we kind of lost out a month ago. So Nick was just getting going. I don't. I don't think any of them want to do anything bad to print or good. But someone find that harm to believe. I've had a couple of glasses of one. I was like, like a banger. Yeah, why you'd want to like have sex of No talking though, oh god, no talking, no talking, just choking. Yeah, I

do want to feel good. Okay, what's your question? That's a little forward? Wait where are your hands around my neck? I thought we were something fun playing volleyball. I don't know. I'm allergic to rules. How was it wasn't like for you in Russia? Oh? I didn't see Rose Till like him to America. Nothing blooms now leaving notice to dot com what you